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Info dumping is so hot 😔. Like stop talking so passionately i will kiss you
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I love my moots, I just wanna-
#with your consent of course#yall are all so cool and smart and funny 😭#love you all#smooching you motherfuckers
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also to rediculously ticklish kid, i got some friends who also wanna give u the most thorough prolonged tickling everrr it dont matter to us that ur that ticklish we will just carry on mwahah hah hah
Omg you're gonna get rekt x2, ticklish!anon!
#anonymous#answered#with your consent of course#i'd personally would like someone to give me the most thorough prolonged tickling ever#asdsnjfn what who said that jdsnfjd
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hi hi casey, i see ur the most handsome butch ever, god the way i want you to date me so bad 😭😭😭😭
date you, give you head til you’re crying, the possibilities are endless
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I don’t get why people get so upset about what other people have in their pants? all I want to do is push you against a wall and violently rip them off of you
#with your consent of course#I’m not that much of a monster#trans rights#lgbt pride#bisexual#;)#warewolf#all I want to know about what’s in your pants is what it can do
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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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open ai made a little post about how they chose their chatbot voices and two things stood out to me:
a) I am genuinely pleased and surprised that the voices come from specific real people that they hired and paid, rather than being built off of all of the data open ai has scraped. the voice for siri did one job for one company 20 years ago and now she is literally everywhere without ever being compensated by apple or even acknowledged as the voice. there's simply no way she was paid enough in that original job. whereas, open ai says "each actor receives compensation above top-of-market rates, and this will continue for as long as their voices are used in our products." this could mean literally anything (what market rate are we going above? does continue mean they get residuals or get paid for doing more sessions?) but, christ, at least the actors are doing it with full knowledge of what their voices are being used for and can decide for themselves if the compensation is enough
b) the post talks about working with "award-winning casting directors" to get the voices. first of all, yay for paying casting directors! we love to see it. but they also say the CDs received over 400 submissions in a week and they state that like a big number and it's just...not at all. and look, without knowing the intricacies of the casting process, it's hard to know what approach the CDs took - it's very possible they were selective from the jump and 400 is a lot from the pool they were tapping. 400 would be a lot if you were going to the agencies directly and asking for names, but there's just no way in hell open ai went after big stars for this. so it would've been a pool of unknowns. in which case, 400 is laughably small. even if you're not using the big casting sites like actorsaccess, I've worked on projects with CDs and their own internal systems where we've gotten over 100 submissions for a single role. I've posted roles on casting sites and received literally thousands of submissions in just a few days
look, I have a very limited perspective on this - I am not a casting director (imo, one of the most important and undervalued jobs in hollywood) and I, in fact, hate the process of casting with a passion. but 400 just seemed like such a tiny pool to pull from and, idk, it heartens me! it's heartening to think that there's very little interest from actors and agents to be doing this kind of stuff. and absolutely no shade to the actors who did--I want actors to get their bag however they want as long as it's, like, safe sane and consensual, you know? but there's something encouraging about thinking that open ai hired some big casting agency to get their foot into the voice acting door and people didn't come running
#ai#entertainment industry#lauren takes too long to say things#I am not anti-AI#mostly because I can tell when I've lost a war and need to figure out how to live with my new overlords lol#but also bc chat has genuinely been helpful for writing research!#(more in the sense that it helps me narrow down what I need to do real research on)#(bc the information it gives is often wrong)#but I am of COURSE concerned about how it's going to affect my industry#and if you've been following me for a while you probably saw my sag posting last summer during the strike#and given the contract sag got around AI#actors disinterest is THEE cudgel with which we will beat this stuff down#so the fact that the most popular AI company in the world had 400 people to choose from#is nice to my ears!!!!#(assuming of course that I'm correct about their process)#plus I'm just so RELIEVED that they actually hired people to do this#that's all that really matters - consent#if you're an actor and you give your voice to an AI company that will use it forever#as long as you KNOW that#and you have someone looking over a contract for you#more power to you!
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Said this in the tags of another post a while back, but my #1 piece of advice for people trying to start HRT is that you should seriously consider lying to your doctor about the nature of your identity in any way necessary to adhere to the DSM-5's criteria for gender dysphoria, especially if your insurance requires a formal dysphoria diagnosis to cover hormones. Gender dysphoria evaluations are a means of selectively restricting access to care based on your capability to say the right things to check the right boxes to convince a doctor to write you a prescription. Fortunately, the trans community has developed a time-honored tradition to help you elide this barrier, and it's called Fucking Lying <3
#They are also of course just means-testing. But that's another post for another day.#Also worth noting that this may be less strictly necessary depending on whether or not your clinic operates on informed consent.#Look it up before you go in for your first consult.#ghoul.txt
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I wrote this in like 10 minutes so just keep that in mind but here you are, Eddie being your scary dog privilege ♥️
Eddie had come to visit you while you were at work. Usually, you took your lunch break away from the office together but he wanted to surprise you with a lunch he had packed. He sat on your desk, legs swinging off the side as he told you made you laugh and roll your eyes from the story he was telling about a customer he had recently at the record shop. But your pleasant lunch was interrupted when your boss walked in.
Eddie knew your boss was an ass, he had just never witnessed it before. As your boss went off on you Eddie went to speak up, but you just put a hand on his leg telling him to stop. He did, but you could tell he was seething. You could practically see the steam coming out of his ears. When your boss had his fill of unleashing his anger he finally left.
“He can’t talk to you like that,” Eddie sneered, shooting daggers with his eyes at the door just as your boss turned the corner.
“He’s my boss Ed, I can’t do anything about it,” you shrugged.
Eddie wasn’t having it. After your lunch he kissed you goodbye, telling you he’d see you at home after work. However, Eddie was not one to lay down so easily. Especially for someone he loved. So instead of going back to work he paid a visit to your bosses office. Anyone who knew Eddie knew he was a sweetheart, especially when it came to you. But Eddie could be scary when he wanted to. He knew it wasn’t the best idea, sure. Then again, your boss shouldn’t have been such an ass to you.
You didn’t know what he did or said to him in his office that day. All you knew was that your boss didn’t speak to you like that ever again, and when you eventually left your job for a new one you heard that he implemented a new rule that loved ones couldn’t come into the building for employees lunch breaks.
You said we could have anything so I would like my payment in the form of a kiss please. Preferably on the lips although I’m not picky.
BABY HOW DARE YOU APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THIS 😭 I'M SWOONING!!!
#for you and for eddie#you're getting a kiss on the lips with tongue and all#(with your consent of course)#i'm gonna cryyyyyyyyy brb#eddie munson x reader#inbox
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the fact that MIKE NESMITH knew that the monkees would at one point just be so comfortable giving each other platonic kisses in their home if one of them asks is the craziest thing ever.
#the monkees#he wrote it in the damn 90s special!!#mike nesmith#peter tork#davy jones#micky dolenz#i’m sorry#i know i’ve posted about this before it’s just so important#the monkees say consent is good#you can always say ‘no thanks!’ and your friend should respect you#but is so common in their household micky doesn’t even blink when davy says ‘kiss’#like they don’t even say ‘can i have a kiss’ or ‘do you want a kiss’ or ‘i want a kiss’#nope they’ve gotten so comfortable davy just can go ‘kiss’ and that must mean he wants a kiss and is not referring to the band#and this was written by MICHAEL NESMITH#the special is very much an odd experience (mike you were not very good at tv writing but that’s okay babe it’s hard) but that is so good#and wonderful#that they give little platonic kissss#because of course they do!#he made the executive decision that at some point even DAVY stops looking for a girlfriend and just settles down to be a pissy housewife#in that lil apron in the beginning#they just are all livin together because they don’t need anything else!
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Chase's 'it's Tuesday I still like you' bit was fucking unhinged can we talk about this?
#hate crimes md#house md#robert chase#like??? what's the goal here wear her down?#that's the basis for a solid relationship#I mean obviously there's the consent issue but even leaving that aside#Chase is a handsome young doctor he could get a girlfriend if he really wanted#perhaps even one that he doesn't work with and who doesn't have a weird crush on their boss#and there's no way that strategy should've worked like if he wanted to leave the door open the flowers he left her were cute#and he could've said hey I'm just saying i still like you and if you and I think we'd be a good match#let me know if you change your mind#like a normal adult but of course no one who works for house is capable of something like that
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it is a bit fucked that the main hurdle in this fandom is people not accepting that something that happened in the story was at the very least not consensual. despite explicit "i don't want this" just. being right there. in the text.
#benvey (not at all) vaguely bitching and moaning hour#between “the mind doesn't understand but the body does” and “if this was irl i'd consider it sa but i don't here because ???" the amount#of mental gymnastics i've seen is fascinating but very tiring. like. the baseline is that even if the author one day decides to drop the#ambiguity and just say “what happened was okay” that would be something worth criticizing and analyzing in itself wouldn't it?#and fine whatever i don't particularly care how people read the story for their own enjoyment. it's interesting to think about the whys but#you do you. i curate my space you curate yours. but of course not everyone does that and you get the same arguments and all these#attempts at convincing you that no no it was okay and sometimes there's an understandable expectation of a friendly conversation#on the topic. i guess. but all i can really think is “your understanding of consent is horrid” or just wonder why the person#even wants to talk to me when they have the “this is fiction” or “true love” approach which i clearly don't share. whatever!#anyways mother's gone home alone time. yuppie
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if I had a nickel for every time I watched a Nicholas galitzine movie where they bring up an important issue in society and then just swiftly brush it under the rug I'd have two nickels, which isn't alot but it's weird that it happened twice
#the more I think about purple hearts the angrier I get#like she commits fraud#I support women's wrongs too clearly#To save her life because the American health care system is bullshit#And then they just never bring it up again#And she's so steadfast on her opinion of the military and then it just changes for no apparent reason#Also the sit moment at the beginning pissed me off#Like they made it seem like he tamed her#And the idea of you#Well#Their response to the hypocrisy#Of calling her a cougar#Was just I hate your husband who did the same thing#But you're OK because I love you#Instead of#OH MY GOD HE CHEATED ON YOU#OF COURSE HES THE ONE IN THE WRONG#also they're both consenting adults above the age of 21#I'm looking at you John mayer#So who gives a fuck#The idea of you#Purple hearts#nicholas galitzine
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lmao so imma just gonna throw it in that during my abscence I might have acquired a third godly husband like.
like. like.
Dionysus can get it honestly. holy heck his version in Hercules is so cute and friend shaped im gonna implode
anyways i scrolled through his reported love interests in greek mythology for oc inspiration, and the male love interest part is SENDING ME
"sorry babe that I didn't return quick enough to fuck you and you mcfreaking died. anyways take this wooden cock with you to the underworld i hope that can compensate"
#ALL OF HIS MALE LOVE INTERESTS END UP DEAD SDDKJDJDKDA CHILL WITH YOUR MANWHORE VIBES#there was satyr dude Ampelos though who kinda makes me wanna make an oc based on him when i get time between work and school!#and of course theres Dionysus' girliepop wife Ariadne#tho the two of them apparently had an open marriage#both actively and with consent participated in bisexual activities with other people which is king shit honestly#nsft text
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No, bro -- listen. Man, listen. Body horror is beautiful. No, listen, hear me out. There's something intimate about it. Something erotic, man. It's like the transformation of the flesh representing the transformation of the self. No, come on, it comes down to autonomy man. It comes down to making peace with yourself. The person who accepts or even orchestrates their transformation is not suffering through it, even when it's painful, even when the thing they turn into seems grotesque, right? Because body horror is only horrifying when it's being done to you, without your consent, you know? Otherwise it's like. Transcendence. It's like a moment of pure, unflinching honesty about who and what you truly are, all your ugly, fleshy bits on display. And it doesn't matter that people see you and cringe and recoil, right? Because if they peeled themselves open they'd look just the same as you, and you know that even if they're lying to themselves about it, and your skin never fit right anyway, so like. Why should you keep wearing it, you know? If you can live without it, and it's squeezing you too tight, why should you keep it on? Because seeing the pull and pulse of your tendons might make someone uncomfortable? They've got tendons too, man. All those ugly, wet, fleshy bits. They've got them too. No, man listen, listen --
#body horror#writeblr#writing#horror#I am having Thoughts and Feelings#and of course that's to say nothing about the people who see you and Get It#the people who may not be willing to shed their own skin#but they see you without yours and they understand the gift it is#to see someone so vulnerable and so honest and so exposed#so true to themself#the intimacy of seeing someone with their skin off#the gentleness of someone just. Existing with their skin off#It's about autonomy! It's about consent!#There's a difference between transgression and transformation!!
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Apparently my job incorrectly changed my state on my W4 without my knowledge or consent last year and now I owe a LOT of money in unpaid state taxes since they weren't withholding them from my paycheck like they were supposed to 😭
#i hadnt filed my 2023 taxes yet bc there was some stuff i had to figure out with my old college#(they didnt send me a 1098-t and they werent responding to my emails and they changed systems after i graduated#so i wasnt in their new systems and when i called the treasurers office they couldnt figure out how to find me#so they sent it to their manager but the manager never responded and etc etc)#but i wasnt too worried bc i knew with the withholdings that i put on my w4 that i should be receiving a refund#and theres no penalties to filing late if youre receiving a refund (you just. dont get your money until its filed)#but now ive got that figured out (turns out they actually didnt need to send me a 1098-t bc i dont have any exceptions to claim from them#bc something about how my expenses were handled? idk. which i didnt even learn from them btw. bc they never got back to me 🙃#i had to consult a tax expert. but anyway)#so i was trying to finally file them. and uh. it turns out i owed like $1000 to my state. and i was like. that. cant be right. what?#checked my w2 and for some reason on one line it had my state listed with like a small portion of my earnings#and then on the next line there was the rest of my earnings under a different state name#a state that doesnt fucking have state taxes 🙃 so nothing was withheld from that portion of my income#so apparently i did NOT pay the majority of my state taxes last year. and now im 6 months late filing. and im worried im fucked#and we are also 11 MONTHS into 2024 with my w4 incorrect and no state taxes withheld all year 🙃 fuck. fuck fuck fuck#they cant even change it back until my manager proves i live in this state apparently 😭 what the hell man#i live in this state i work in this state my companys fucking headquarters is in this state#WHY would they change it to a different fucking state. WITHOUT my knowledge or consent#i didnt even realize they had stopped withholding my state taxes until now bc it happened at the same time i got promoted#so the increase on my paycheck just blended in with my raise 😭#i just submitted it but of course theyre going to take what i owe for my state taxes weeks before they refund me for my federal taxes#payments process within 48 hours but refunds take up to 21 days#rambling#so. im gonna have to figure out how to make rent and bills next week#and then im ALSO gonna have to pay however much it costs to be 6 months behind on a payment of nearly $1000#FUCK
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