my blood is boiling. i hope whoever stole my fucking spotify account this morning explodes in a multicar collision that miraculously everyone else involved walks away with minimal injury from. i hope you perish. i hope your mother knows and is ashamed of you i hope you rot and burn i hope you have no friends. fuck you. years of music saved on that fucking account.
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"You could totally be drinking whole if you wanted to.”- ♡🥛🥤🥪
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I'm so sorry. shes got drank too much milk and now tummy hurts disorder...... we have to put her down
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Nitearmor Week Day One: Tension
I chose the prompt Betrayal, because I don’t do Angst often, but sometimes inspiration strikes, you know?
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orientatikn for a new job but im here like
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I'm curious. How does MOB Simon take his tea? Boring old plain tea or is he one of those guys who take it with milk and a shit ton of sugar?
hmmm. contrary to popular belief, i think simon has a huge sweet tooth. i think the first time his bride watches him make his tea, she nearly doubles over. she had made him tea before, surely, added some milk for a little flavor, and he always took it with a smile, a small thank you, a kiss, and said absolutely nothing.
but in reality, when she watches him in the kitchen as he pours hot water from the kettle, his bride is double-taking because what in the actual fuck?????
he's pouring flavored cream into it, like vanilla or hazelnut. and her jaw is dropping as she watches him drop spoonful after spoonful into it before putting the spoon down and taking a long sip from it.
like this man wants 1/3 tea, 1/3 milk, 1/3 sugar. diabolical.
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