#1k but anyway

[harringroveera]

Henry had never had a proper Christmas.

Considering that he lived in a lab for most of his life and barely remembered the life he had before it, Eddie felt like it was his duty to give Henry the perfect Christmas experience.

It was also their first Christmas together, which really made this even more important for Eddie to do.

So, the first thing he did was get Henry gifts. Yes. Not just one gift. But twenty five gifts. One for each year Henry had spent Christmas in the lab.

Well, twenty-four, because the last gift wasn’t finished yet.

Eddie picked up the red bow from the bathroom sink and put it on his head.

Now it was finished.

He looked at himself in the mirror and smiled, almost too giddily for his own good. Turning himself into Henry’s last Christmas present was a silly thing to do. And fucking perfect.

He left the bathroom with red ribbons wrapped entirely around his naked body. It took him nearly an hour to make him look aesthetically pleasing instead of looking like a candy cane.

Eddie shivered in the cold, but it would all be worth it once Henry unwrapped him, which would be any minute now.

Henry woke up at sharply eight every morning, and today wouldn’t be any different. Eddie was counting on Henry’s ridiculously fixed schedule to make this all work.

He prepared a giant box—already wrapped—and hauled it to their Christmas tree. Eddie grabbed the top of the box and hopped inside, nearly falling on his ass from his bare feet.

He closed the box, sitting in the darkness, and he waited.

Once the watch on his wrist beeped, he quickly turned it off as his heart raced in his ribcage. At any given moment now, Henry would come down and see the pile of gifts in the living room in the trailer, and he would definitely be surprised.

Merely a few minutes later, the light footsteps from his bedroom alerted him. A smile creeped up to his lips as the excitement filled him up.

“Eddie?”

Henry’s voice echoed from outside the box, and Eddie prepared himself as the footfalls came to a stop.

He jumped out and screamed.

“Merry Christmas!”

If anything, the look on Henry’s face was worth everything he had gone through.

His blue eyes were unblinking, pupils blown wide, his lips slightly parted. Even his hair was still messy.

Henry tilted his head slightly to the side. “Are you supposed to be Santa?”

“No, duh! I’m your gift!” Eddie laughed, tearing the box apart and stepping out. He smiled when Henry’s eyes fell down to his body. “Do you like it?”

“You’re wrapped in ribbons,” Henry said, his eyes tracing every red line of silky ribbon around Eddie’s body.

“I am!”

“Because you’re my gift?”

“Yes!”

“I see.” Henry took a step forward, lifting his hand to touch the ribbon on Eddie’s head. His lips curled up. “You’re a very pretty gift.”

Eddie grinned. “Thank you. And I’m not the only gift you have too.”

“You’re not?”

“No, these are all yours!” Eddie gestured to the gifts underneath the tree and said, “I got them for you.”

“I only prepared one for you,” Henry said. “Should I have prepared more? Is there a limit as to how many gifts one can give another?”

“No, and no,” Eddie said. “Besides, I’m getting you these gifts to make up for all the years you couldn’t spend Christmas with your family.”

“I wouldn’t have wanted to.”

“Well, the years you couldn’t spend with me then.” He smiled, leaning closer as he said, “So, do you want to unwrap your gift or not, Henry?”

“I’d hate to unwrap such a beautiful gift,” Henry said, hooking his finger over the ribbon around Eddie’s waist and yanking him closer. “But it’d be a shame not to.”

Henry’s lips curled up to form a smile just before he closed the distance between them. Their lips fitted perfectly together, and Eddie threw his arms around Henry’s neck, humming into the kiss.

He moaned when Henry’s hands roamed over his body, pushing him backwards until he had Eddie pressed against the edge of the kitchen. His mind was fogged with filthy urges, and he completely missed the door clicking open before them.

“Merry Christ—Jesus Christ—”

At the familiar voice, Eddie immediately broke the kiss off and recoiled behind Henry’s body as he peeked over his boyfriend’s shoulder to stare at his uncle.

His uncle, who was holding two boxes of gifts as he turned his back to them.

“Uncle Wayne! What—what are you doing here?” he said, embarrassment heating up his cheeks.

He hoped Henry’s body had somehow covered him. He hoped his uncle hadn’t seen him entirely wrapped in ribbons and getting it on with his boyfriend right in the living room.

“It’s Christmas Day, kiddo,” Wayne said, clearing his throat. “I—I thought I could come over and visit you two. Have a nice Christmas breakfast.”

“Hello, Wayne.”

“Hey, Henry, the one who’s dating my nephew.” He shuffled on his feet, seemingly too concerned to turn around and look at them. For obvious reasons. “I see that you two are busy. Maybe I can come back for a Christmas lunch?”

“Christmas breakfast is good to me.”

“What?” Eddie said softly, and Henry looked back at him.

“What?” Henry asked, bemused.

“You want to have breakfast with my uncle? I thought we were going to do something here.” He gestured between their bodies. “You have breakfast with him all the time.”

“We have breakfast with him. But this is a Christmas breakfast.”

“Well, don’t you want to unwrap me?”

“I do. I also want to fuck you.”

Eddie snorted. “That’s implied in the unwrapping part, Henry.”

His boyfriend smiled. “Telling your uncle to leave and come back at lunch seems rather rude,” Henry said. “We can always get back to this later. At night.”

He frowned, but eventually he nodded. “Okay, fine. But you better unwrap me nicely then.”

“As you wish, darling.” Henry smiled. “You probably need to change, though.”

Eddie flushed. “Right,” he said. “Uncle Wayne! We can totally have breakfast. I’ll just have to change first. Give me five minutes?”

“Yeah, sure, kid!” He gave Eddie a thumbs-up without turning around. “I’ll be right here.”

Eddie smiled, looking back at Henry. “I hope this didn’t ruin your Christmas Day experience.”

“Ruined?” Henry shook his head. “It’s perfect.”

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

[fangsforfags]

when making a character, u have to ask urself:

are they bloody?

will they ever be bloody?

is it their blood or somebody elses blood theyre covered in?

why are they bloody?

how drenched in blood are they going to be from a scale of 1-10, with 1 being ''barely drenched'' and 10 being ''so covered we shld ask where there ISNT any blood on them''?

[death-by-sc0tland]

“david overshadowed ncuti blah blah blah” dude everyone in the fandom is falling head over heels for ncuti’s doctor just from the 15 minutes of content we’ve had with him plus ncuti himself got to act alongside his idol he grew up watching like i don’t think there were any losses here

[stevenrogered]

We won’t wait up for you.

[hrokkall]

"Sad Cat Poem" by Spencer Madsen

[freitag1607]

1.05 / Battle of the Labyrinth

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[penroseparticle]

Just fyi the sonic subreddit has been having a very... fun past couple days

[capnsoapy]

fun fact if your breasts¹ are somewhere between a 36C-36D² then they weight³ about the same as your brain⁴

if you're above a D-cup⁵ you've probably got more boob than brain⁶

1. Both breasts combined. 2. UK and US bras are the same at this cup size. 3. Sourced from this blog post; a different source was found but excluded as it didn't account for band size. If you have a better referenced source let me know. 4. An adult human brain weighs ~1.3kg (2.8lb). 5. A 36D cup, or sister size (40B, 38C, 34E, 32F, etc) 6. Both breasts combined. A single 36G/H cup breast is about brain-sized.

[bisexualsmallishbeans]

how do we feel about a cis girl using he/him pronouns

[nataliescatorccio]

#she found her love match

[ameriel]

anyone know if we have catgirl tomorrow

[guinevereslancelot]

first base is wound tending second base is hand touching

[0fps]

JIYAN ❖ THROUGH THE DARKEST OF NIGHTS

Jiyan, leader of the Midnight Rangers, acts with swift and resolute righteousness. He possesses the formidable ability to conjure a powerful Qingloong from the winds, making him invincible on the battlefield.

[stevenrogered]

Hey, brother. Kevin. You're a firefighter.