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[domysterio]

forcing your squirmy toddler to get dressed properly

[evergreenwords]

"You've gotta haunt their dreams or you better haunt their streets. There's more to us than what we've buried, hiding underneath." - s.z (Malagranatae)

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine Shanks bullying you about your dating life.

Shanks: wait, so why don't you date?

You: because I am unfortunately attracted to men, and most men are either stupid, useless, creepy, or evil.

Shanks: True... No one has ever asked you out on a date, have they?

You: ... No

Shanks: *snickers*

Benn: that explains quite a lot

You: what's that supposed to mean?

Benn: well, you've always seemed a little innocent and naive about romance.

You: *feels very self-conscious, and doesn't know how to respond*

The crew: *snickering because they think you're cute*

You: *retreats to your quarters because you feel like you're being made fun of*

Shanks: oh come on, we were just playing around.

Benn: leave em, they need to develop a tough skin if they're going to make it as a pirate.

Later, during dinner

Shanks: *goes to your room with a plate of food, when he notices you didn't show up* Hey, you in there? *Knocks on your door.*

You: Yes, what do you want?

Shanks: I brought you dinner, can I come in.

You: *grumbles* yeah

Shanks: *enters and gives you the food,* did... did we really hurt your feelings?

You: You guys found a sore spot and picked at it. So yes, you guys hurt my feelings.

Shanks: Would you feel better if I took you out on a date?

You: I don't want your pity.

Shanks: It's not pity... I just don't know how to make this better.

You: I want revenge.

Shanks: What?

You: I. Want. Revenge.

Shanks: and how do you plan on getting that?

You: I don't know yet.

Shanks: *doesn't know how to respond*... Well, good luck with that, and feel free to join us when you're done sulking. And just so you know, we'll be playing gin rummy and drinking until we get bored, or we need to go to bed.*Leaves*

You: *glaring at the door with your mouth agape.*

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[books-books-smolderinglooks]

35 days till more Wilmon moments to make us scream.. ❤️❤️

[sabertoothwalrus]

HEY IF YOURE NOT CAUGHT UP ON MIRACULOUS LADYBUG SEASON 5 UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GO DO THAT !!!!!!!!

[goldenpinof]

he was, in fact, not 26 in 2015 (gays do maths)

[poemsonmars]

"i guess i broke your writer's block"

they laugh and i can only nod,

a lovesick smile

plastered to my face.

of course you did, darling.

of course you did.

-mars

[ethowo-indeed]

etho was once again quite active in the chat of bdubs' latest stream, being the nr1 bdubs fan that he is, and i once again felt the need to compile as many chat messages that i could spot from him, being the ethogirl that i am.

context: etho finding out that bdubs gave away speedy supreme

context: etho being a scar apologist i guess. (in reality doc was flying over bdubs' base with a flying machine, holding a live-shulker. & doc was panicing about bdubs flying too close to the machine/shulker)

context: etho plugging his favourite piece of bdubs merch! go get yourself a pink hoodie that was specifically made for etho <3

context: etho's comeback to bdubs saying he's a horse whisperer, while he also just mentioned the mod he uses to see a horse's speed + that there was a vanilla way to measure the speed of a horse, used by etho, if u were willing to take the time to ride each horse through a million cobwebs.

context: horse rated trash/14 speed by etho xD

context: according to etho, bdubs' height is fake and does not exist. (i don't know how that would work, but etho is never wrong so)

context: bdubs put on the pink hoodie, which was a very exciting moment for etho.

context: bdubs saying that... he was tall where it mattered? in his heart? which resulted in this comeback from etho. (etho is referencing an old vlog bdubs did where he talked about putting lifts in his shoes)

context: bdubs said that part of the reason for the lifts was so that he wouldn't look small next to his wife when she wore high heels. etho did not relent.

context: hermits were telling jokes in the hermitcraft chat and etho wanted to participate.

BONUS:

context: bdubs' mods on their way to "take etho out back" as was requested by bdubs after the height jokes.

[renpafh]

octopath 2 miscellaneous!

[appledash-daily]

MY FAV LESBIANS OMG AJ'S HAND STAYS THERE THE WHOLE SCENE MAN 😭

[ask-the-sagents]

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Agents 4, 5, and 8 are available for questions, but 4 and 8 may be spotty.

[indigocaste]

Humanized Team Sleuth + Midnight Crew + Snowman

[torra-and-the-toons]

It's them pesky Kids Next Door.

Just felt like trying to draw them in their style :>

[pavelzacha]

I need to reintroduce them bruins this is the net, net this is the bruins I know it's been a bit

[zunra2]

i promised better pictures of them so here they are

here are some other silly moments they got into

(fyi for everyone reblogging, I did end up uploading the downloads!!! https://www.tumblr.com/zunra2/716700042109566976/i-made-the-downloads)

[indigo--montoya]

one of my favorite things is elves having base 8 math. so you can have Situations™️ when someone in the dragang has a birthday. take for instance this hypothetical

Rayla: I'm so glad my parents and Runaan are back! And just in time for my twenty-fourth birthday!

Callum: your WHAT.

Rayla: My birthday!

Callum: no hold up a second. go back. you're HOW OLD???

Callum: so you were. you were twenty when we first started dating?

Rayla: yes? Is something wrong?

Callum: I was FIFTEEN

Rayla:

Rayla: WHAT?!?!?! How-- who-- what-- I think I'm going to be sick. You seemed older than that! I can't believe I-- so that means now you're--

Callum: Nineteen.

Rayla:

Rayla: what's nineteen