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“You have to promise to cut in if I get stuck partnering the countess,” Nikolai says solemnly, his mouth caught somewhere between a smile and a grimace. “The last time I danced with her, I couldn’t sit comfortably for a week; that woman pinches hard.”
“The perils of being so damnably handsome,” Alina agrees straight-faced. She’s been dreading tonight, but Nikolai has lifted her spirits yet again; it’s really quite irritating, that ability of his. Then she smirks. “And just think: last time you were only a prince.”
—I’ll tell you how the sun rose (a ribbon at a time)
#another segment from the ruin and rising au that's coming to an AO3 near you#hopefully sometime this month!#(b/c i'm refusing to let myself watch S2 of SAB until i've at least completed my rough draft)#nikolina#nikolai lantsov#alina starkov#things done by phos#i'll tell you how the sun rose#9~~#10~~#11~~#12~~#13~~#14~~#15~~#16~~#17~~#18~~#19~~#20~~#grishaverse#fanfiction
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This got me utterly sick i cant stop thinking about this video
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Relationship of all time
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
#Clay-colored thrush#memes#Costa Rica#birds#listen y’all I suffered to make this#my brother literally took a class in college called ‘soils’ so I asked him if clay is dirt or not#and I got a 20 minute lecture about how ‘dirt’ is an incorrect laymen’s term for soil so really nothing in the world is dirt#I said fuck that I’m calling it dirt
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Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sign it
If you're not please reblog
Edit 1: Just in case the previous link doesn't bring you where you need here
Edit 2: It's EU not Europe sorry
#lgbt#Lgbt Europe#European lgbt#lgbt rights#dimension 20#d20#supernatural#dead boy detectives#bbc sherlock#hannibal#911 abc#europe
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a comic about different types of storytellers
#original comic#comic#artists on tumblr#dnd actual play#animation#dimension 20#animation school#theater#actors#worlds beyond number#quiddie#megolas#my art#my comic
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
#my art#laios touden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi laios#hanged man#falin touden#dungeon meshi spoilers#cw blood#walk it off kid walk it off#I really thought hanged man was a good choice for this moment#hanged man is all about sacrifice and introspection and intuition#and a moment of trials that lead to clarity#also when he was falling??? with the blood out of the dragons mouth???#stunning#i love him so much#the line art for this was so fast and then I colored and revolted the flats for like. 20 hours#like how it turned out in the end tho#kavaleyre
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This is so cute, Marcille I love you
Just
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#marcille dungeon meshi#izutsumi#delicious in Dungeon ep.20
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#20s#cottagecore#country cottage#cottagecharm#picnic#cottage core#flowers#garden#fairycore#floral#bunny#cute#love#words
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
#Stardew valley#most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines#I'm so proud of her 🥲#i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns#seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao
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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!
#what more can I say#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fantasy high#dimension 20#fh#mera speaks#d20#fig faeth#figeroth faeth#gilear faeth#10k#20k#30k#40k
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one of the deans in the MUC School of Dance rehearses with students
#china#fashion#dance#they say the dean hasn't danced in 20 years#northwest neimenggu/innermongolian prairie style dance#art
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if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations
#bleating#1k#10k#for anyone curious what my seven are: warrior cats animal crossing dimension 20 minecraft puppet history lego monkie kid & captain laserhaw#and the something new my friends are introducing me to is metalocalypse#50k
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers#they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy#but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure#respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys#I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years#anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period#i was always at my besties house lol#i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
#talk tag#IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME#(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible#also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you
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