phosphorescent-naidheachd · 2 years ago
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“You have to promise to cut in if I get stuck partnering the countess,” Nikolai says solemnly, his mouth caught somewhere between a smile and a grimace. “The last time I danced with her, I couldn’t sit comfortably for a week; that woman pinches hard.”
“The perils of being so damnably handsome,” Alina agrees straight-faced. She’s been dreading tonight, but Nikolai has lifted her spirits yet again; it’s really quite irritating, that ability of his. Then she smirks. “And just think: last time you were only a prince.”
—I’ll tell you how the sun rose (a ribbon at a time)
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mansand · 4 months ago
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This got me utterly sick i cant stop thinking about this video
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ghost-of-diogenes · 4 months ago
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Relationship of all time
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great-and-small · 5 months ago
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
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sugaldean · 6 months ago
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Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sign it
If you're not please reblog
Edit 1: Just in case the previous link doesn't bring you where you need here
Edit 2: It's EU not Europe sorry
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yeehawpim · 1 year ago
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a comic about different types of storytellers
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kavaleyre · 7 months ago
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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nyatasha6 · 6 months ago
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This is so cute, Marcille I love you
Just
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cottaegecore · 1 year ago
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pocket-size-cthulhu · 7 months ago
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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brennan-lee-mother · 9 months ago
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Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!
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fuckyeahchinesefashion · 5 months ago
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one of the deans in the MUC School of Dance rehearses with students
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parhe1ion · 11 months ago
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if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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noelledeltarune · 1 year ago
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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