#4 hidan

[the-moguys]

Dissojashinism

Dissojashinism

A Dissofictoreligion term related to thinking/wishing/believing one is a part of the Ficto-Religion of Jashinism, which makes the person, whether it be because of delusional or IRL attachments, being an alter whose religion differs from the body, psychosis, etc., feel disconnected from their external religion. This is not for "fun" or voluntary "I wanna be this", this also doesn't override the external status of the person.

This identity is NOT trans/id or rad/queer friendly and is supportive of transitioning when it doesn’t hurt others, yourself, appropriate, glorify, fetishize, or romanticize anything (such as with race, ethnicity, culture, age, etc.)

For Hidan (in-system)

Colors inspired by Hidan from Naruto

[wispforever]

hidan and kakuzu share thoughts on religion

[blightowl]

Kisame Week 2024 continues again @kisames-corner with Day 4! (Yes it's September. We will not mention this fact again.)

Prompt: Pirates

What better day for it than International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Are the Akatsuki up to the task of a pirate quiz? Will Sasori's last nerve survive this much idiocy? Will Hidan get to see the 'real pirates' up close? The world may never know.

[basilsimp43]

Sasori: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?

Deidara: *sighing* Kakuzu.

Kakuzu: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.

Hidan: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.

[teamdosufans]

Artist: Kairkazu - https://www.fiverr.com/kairikazu

Zaku Abumi and Kin Tsuchi on a chill date at the park.

Commissioned by me

[ladykissingfish]

*in bed late at night*

Kakuzu: I’m so embarrassed …

Hidan: Hey, relax, ‘Kuzu. It’s alright.

Kakuzu: It’s just, this has never happened to me before. But I’ve been so tired and stressed lately and I could just barely get it up, it felt so heavy …

Hidan: *patting him on the shoulder* Kakuzu, you’re fuckin’ 91. The fact that you can still do it at all is kinda a damn miracle, you know? You’re allowed to have an “off” night; I don’t think any less of you, okay? I’m sure tomorrow you won’t have any trouble at all.

Kakuzu, tears in eyes: Thank you, brat.

Kakuzu: Still; I never thought I’d see the day where I had trouble lifting my money briefcase to count the day’s loot.

[fg083nrt]

welcoming the christmas spirit ❄️🎄

[everykisame]

[phlebaswrites]

Australians Are Everywhere (It's Their Country After All)

Summary:

There are times when Hidan really doesn't like being an omega.

But, sometimes, he doesn't regret it at all.

Rating: Mature Fandom: Naruto Relationship: Hidan/Hoshigaki Kisame Word Count: 428 (Complete)

Entry for @kisames-corner

Day 4 - March 18: Birthday free for all! | Happy Birthday Kisame!

My apologies for the late submission!

"Fucking hell!" Hidan grips Kisame's hand tightly, not caring if he's breaking fingers. In fact, he wishes he was breaking fingers but his alpha's knuckles are as sturdy as the rest of him. "When you asked if I wanted to take a holiday on the great barrier reef before the baby arrived, I didn't think you meant this!"

Read the rest on AO3.

[lecliss]

I want to watch Naruto but I don't want to start from the beginning.

[griminbrooke-sims]

Akatsuki

[the-moguys]

Jashinism

Jashinism

Jashinism, a Ficto-Religion based on the Cult of Jashin from Naruto. The specific beliefs are entirely up to user interpretation. Those who are in part of this religion do not, and should not, have a moderator or a leader, as it is entirely based on their own experiences.

This term is NOT in support of fults / fultists. This term isn't intended to be LIOM/MOGAI in any way, and is just tagged at it is for reach.

For Hidan (in-system)

Colors inspired by Hidan from Naruto

[exhaslo]

Kinktober Masterlist

Day 1: Mafia!Miguel x Reader

Day 2: Professor!Kakashi x Nurse!Reader

Day 3-Feral! Miguel x Reader

Day 4- Miguel x reader (Public Sex)

Day 5- Grimmjow x Shy!Reader (cockwarming)

Day 6- Miguel x Reader (Shower Sex)

Day 7- Miguel x Clumsy!Reader (Toys)

Day 8- Reno x Bullied! Reader

Day 9- Hidan x Reader (Angry Sex/Dirty Talk)

Day 10- CEO!Miguel x New Hire!Reader

Day 11- Miguel x Reader (Size Kink)

Day 12- Miguel x Reader (Oral/Suit On)

Day 13- Zoro x Quiet!Reader (Window Sex)

Special Friday 13th A.K.A Miguel Birthday Drabble

Day 14- Mafia!Grimmjow x Reader (Phone Sex)

Day 15- Miguel x Reader (Breeding Kink)

Day 16- Miguel x Villian!Reader (Bondage)

Day 17- Grimmjow x Enemy!Reader (Mirror Sex)

Day 18- Master!Miguel x Maid!Reader

Day 19- Miguel x Reader (Sex Pollen)

Day 20- Roommate!Miguel x Reader

Day 21- Yandere!Miguel x Reader (Breeding/Lactation Kink)

Day 22- Leona x Reader (Dry Humping)

Day 23- Miguel x Reader (Sleepy Sex/69)

Day 24- Miguel x Chubby!Reader (Praise Kink)

Day 25- Kakashi x Reader (Threesome)

Day 26- Stressed!Miguel x Stranger!Reader (Public Sex)

Day 27- CEO!Miguel x New Hire!Reader PT.2 (Toys/orgasm denail)

Day 28- Gynecologist!Miguel x Nervous!Reader (Teasing/Fingering)

Day 29- Zoro x Reader (Facesitting/overstimulation)

Day 30- Villain!Miguel x Hero!Reader

Day 31- Ghost face!Miguel x Shy!Reader

Hope you all enjoyed Kinktober! It was fun writing something everyday! Now, I do have favorites out of these and so do many of you, I will be making short stories out of some of these one shots so stay tuned!

[tozettastone]

So… akatsuki ranked by hugging capabilities when?

Okay. That's a good one. I'll answer that one.

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10. Zetsu

Zetsu doesn't know what's happening and he might digest you. I would say he does not have hugging capabilities.

9. Kakuzu

Absolutely not. This man trusted someone one time to try it out and he has looked upon that moment with profound regret ever since. He does not do well with physical affection.

Do not hug Kakuzu. Do not make physical contact with Kakuzu. Honestly, if at all possible, do not even make eye contact with Kakuzu.

8. Konan

Konan is as distant as a statue until she has committed herself to a goal. She disdains most social bonds, and I don't think she hugs often even among people she regards as close. I think she is wary of obligation because she takes obligations very seriously. If someone takes comfort from her, what will they want next?

She will offer an arm to Nagato on a bad day, but he usually refuses anyway. Extremely low hugging capabilities.

7. Nagato

Nagato would certainly benefit from hugging but I see no indication that his hugging capabilities are especially developed. Besides, he's kind of immobilised, and the animated corpses he's piloting aren't exactly comfortable participants.

I think he and Konan were both much, much better at this before Yahiko's death. Very low hugging capabilities.

6. Tobi

Tobi is absolutely 100% capable of hugging properly. He scores highly in hugging capability. Technically. But, one, I think you will not be very good at actually landing a hug on this man. And, two, if you do, he's dissociating because he can't confront other people's positive regard for him, and your body is so much meat to him.

On the balance of probabilities, this is more likely safe to attempt than not. Tobi is more amused by making fun of people than killing them for touching him. But I just don't think hugging Tobi is, like, very productive.

5. Sasori

This one's interesting, because Sasori has actually practiced hugging — with his parents' corpses, right? As with all skills, practice helps you perform better! But I don't think Sasori has a very good relationship with his own body and I don't think he views other people as particularly more agential than the dead bodies.

So I'm ranking him somewhere in the middle: no natural hugging gifts, some practice, very little inclination to participate. Don't hug Sasori, because if you get that close at all, something is already very wrong.

4. Deidara

Deidara appears to be among the most socially normative of this cohort. I imagine he has, at some point, had at least one affectionate kohai among the Rock ninja he left behind. However, as an adult (uh, as a... teen over the age of ninja majority, anyway) Deidara appears highly suspicious of people attempting to initiate contact with him.

Moderate hugging capabilities, but if he thinks you're tricking him or you're being too familiar for the strictly defined relationship category you occupy in Deidara's head, you're going to be rebuffed. It won't be fatal... the first time.

3. Hidan

Hidan is an athletic guy who's used to feeling what other people are feeling and getting up close and personal with their physical experiences of their bodies. I really think Hidan is among the better huggers in this cohort. Capabilities genuinely pretty strong.

That said, hugging Hidan is a gamble. Either you get a bone-creaking squeeze from someone who is tall, warm, and has absolutely no issues with physical contact, or you end up dead. You would be rolling the dice on this one. Remember: eventually, the house always wins.

2. Kisame

Kisame does not have a lot of practice at exercising his hugging capabilities. Most people don't look at a giant shark man with a face full of razor sharp teeth and a sword as big as a teenager and think, 'ah, yes, a perfect source of physical affection.'

But I think as long as you don't startle him with any sudden movements he will respond to being hugged by very carefully lowering his arm over his hugging buddy's shoulders. It's weird but he's not mad. Pretty safe option.

1. Itachi

Itachi is not great at hugging but people who receive Itachi hugs are so impressed that they hardly notice. Also, it's pretty safe to hug Itachi: the worst outcome is that you discover you're hugging an illusion and feel mildly humiliated while everyone is impressed you even attempted such a feat.

He ranks this highly because I sincerely believe that as a big brother, he has attempted to hug at least one other (live) human being before. Sasuke might not have been old enough to remember it, but he's done it successfully and nobody died.

[teamdosufans]

Help Finding Zaku Abumi x Kin Tsuchi Fanart

So art is of Zaku Abumi and Kin Tsuchi. Its of Zaku and Lin embracing. But Zaku is restrained by Kin's string above her. Its flirty but not lewd or anything. If someone has it saved. I'd appreciate it.

[13as07]

Master List #1

Keys:

• Romantic

• Smut

• Platonic

• Angst

• Idk What To Tag It As

• In The Works

[——] - Series Part Listed Elsewhere

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Might Gai:

• Similar

Kankuro Sabaku:

• Desert Lily #1

• Desert Lily #2

• Desert Lily #3

• Desert Lily #4

• Choose #1

• Choose #2

Sakura Haruno:

• Uchiha Love #1

• Uchiha Love #2

Jiraiya:

• Attachment

• Patience #1

• Patience #1.5

• Patience #2

• Patience #2.5

• Patience #3

• Patience #3.5

• Patience #4

• Patience #4.5

Kakashi Hatake:

• Motherhood #1

• Motherhood #2

Shikamaru Nara:

• Our #1

• Our #2

• Our #3

• Our #4

• Our #5

• Our #6

• Our #7

• Friends #2

• [Parts 1 & 3 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

• Shogi Partner #1

• Shogi Partner #2

• Shogi Partner Prequel

Pain/Nagato Uzumaki:

• [Parts 1 - 3 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

• Object #4

• [Parts 5 - 9 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

Itachi Uchiha:

• It Hurts

• I’m Not Clingy #1

• I’m Not Clingy #2

• Tiggie #1

• Tiggie #2

• Tiggie #3

• Birthright #1

• Birthright #2

• Birthright #3

• [Part 4 - 6 Listed Under Fugaku Uchiha]

• [Part 7 & 9 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

• Birthright #8

• Birthright #10

• Birthright #11

Shino Aburame:

• Parasite #1

• Parasite #2

• Hanahaki Disease

• Elegant #1

• Elegant #2

• Outing

• Bruised

Shisui Uchiha:

• Wish

Rock Lee:

• Flower

• Gift

Ino Yamanaka:

• Spitting Image #1

• Spitting Image #2

• [Part 3 - 6 & Prequel Listed Under Gaara Sabaku]

Gaara Sabaku:

• [Part 1 & 2 Listed Under Ino Yamanaka]

• Spitting Image #3

• Spitting Image #4

• Spitting Image #5

• Spitting Image #6

• Spitting Image Prequel

Hinata Hyuga:

• Surveillance

Neji Hyuga:

• Coffee #1

• Coffee #1.5

• Coffee #2

Shikaku Nara:

• Sweet Girl #1

• Sweet Girl #2

• [Part 3 & 4 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

Kakuzu:

• I Hate You #1

• I Hate You #2

• I Hate You #3

• I Hate You Prequel

Hidan:

• Jashin’s Angel

Kiba Inuzuka:

• Want To Be Boxer

• Cats and Dogs #1

• Cats and Dogs #2

• Cats and Dogs #3

• Cats and Dogs #4

• Cats and Dogs #5

Obito Uchiha:

• Little Lady #1

• Little Lady #2

• Little Lady #3

Fugaku Uchiha:

• [Parts 1 - 3, 8, & 10 - 11 Listed Under Itachi Uchiha]

• Birthright #4

• Birthright #5

• Birthright #6

• [Part 7 & 9 Listed Under Multiple Characters (Master List #2)]

Asuma Sarutobi:

• Stretch Marks

• Duckling #1

• Duckling #2

• Duckling #3

Orochimaru:

• Little Mouse #1

• Little Mouse #2

Sasuke Uchiha:

• My Son

Sasori:

• Just a Thought

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