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the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis · 6 months

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jasper moodboards are the funniest fucking thing on twilight tumblr i'm sorry

#...is it petty if i make this post?#too late i'm doing it anyway #oh my god #it's SO RIDICULOUS TO ME #i saw this one moodboard. the middle quote was a quote abt how hard it is to be an empath #and still take care of yourself #HE'S A CONFEDERATE SOLDIER LMAOOO #also even in canon he's not. like. particularly empathetic #he's just manipulative! he gets his power from being manipulative & 'charismatic'!#if anything the empathy is a curse that he EARNED #& is doing his best to ignore #like. he canonically wishes he wasn't an empath bc it makes it harder for him to EAT PEOPLE #so the pinterest mental health inspo quote really killed me #also there were a bunch of grainy aesthetic cowboy photos and like.#the cowboy aesthetic is. first of all. very funny to me #AND he's not a cowboy #he's (again) A CONFEDERATE CAVALRY OFFICER #THERE'S NO CANON EVIDENCE HE WAS EVER A FUCKING COWBOY #also. come talk to me about the actual fucking history of cowboying in texas #and get your fucking aesthetic photos out of here #did you know that most texas ranches pre-war (62%!) enslaved their cowhands?#ONCE AGAIN. HE'S A CONFEDERATEEEEEEEEE #(& the time when he was human would've been. not really the time for him to even feasibly be a cowboy? spanish fever & cattle quarantine <3 #so. anyways.#fanon jasper remains the funniest thing ever to me

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heathcliffgirl1847 · 2 months

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ppl who dont draw fanart dont understand the joy of completely separating a character from context and just dressing them up like a dolly

#iskierka hes busy rn im putting him in a cowboy outfit please go find something else to do

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slushy-sash · 1 month

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very important research

#cunty ah cowboy #what is he researching you may ask #he's studying the relationship between the angle of body leaning and cuntiness #its a positive correlation #honkai star rail #hsr #dr ratio #veritas ratio #boothill #my art

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ato-dato · 8 months

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One mans barber can be another mans nemesis.

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sfordaisy · 4 months

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cowboy ace and his awesome strong annoying epic cowboy brother

#feeling silly more cowboy content #happy birthday ace #hes very proud #portgas d ace #ace one piece #one piece fanart #one piece #ace would say epic unironically

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j4y-k4y · 1 month

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aziracrow in the wild wild west 🌵

#good omens #gomens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x arizaphale #good omens fanart #good omens art #crowley would see aziraphale braid his horse’s hair and would be jealous #he wants to be that horse so bad #what do yall think aziraphale would name his horse?#ive been fics where it would be named after foods #love the idea crowley naming his horse bentley #i need aziracrow cowboy fics

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nobllite · 10 days

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Save a horse, ride a what?? 💥

#boothill #honkai star rail #boothill hsr #boothill honkai star rail #hsr #fanart #hsr fanart #boothill fanart #cowboy #save a horse ride a cowboy #inappropriate use of usb ports #riding until he runs put of power #please give him to me #I literally started playing hsr for Boothill

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rufwooff · 2 months

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Dw, he'll get over it...

#rottmnt #michaelangelo #donatello #leonardo #raphael #april o'neil #cowboy leo #cowboy mikey #cowboy donnie #cowboy raph #cowgirl april #ruf doodles #ruf comic #Even though Raph is the eldest #he definitely does stupid things #my boy <3

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galaxystt · 4 months

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chaps cowboy secret life scar is real to me......

#i'm nothing if not a cowboy fanatic #so boy howdy i will crank up them yeehaw vibes to the MAX for the man himself!!!!!!!!!!! because he deserves it!!!!!!#also yes his yellow life spurs are sunflowers...... because... bbecause...#secret life #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #secret life fanart #trafficblr #life series #secret life smp #gtws #gtws fanart #gtwscar #slsmp #slsmp fanart #secret life spoilers

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industrations · 7 months

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Save a horse ride a cowboy

#cowboy remus #wolfstar #there he is #eight years behind on the trend #art tag

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amustikas · 3 months

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The King of Cowboys

#call of duty #mw2 #mwii #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty mwii #könig #cowboy #cowboy könig #has he got rizz?

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mizandria · 2 months

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so the occurrence that almost every woman was sexually harrassed by a man at some point in her life is just a cluster of a few individual experiences that you cannot formulate any general conclusions based on BUT a few reddit porn addicted losers not having a girlfriend assigned to them as soon as they're born or being rejected by three girls in middle school is a world scale epidemic that gets its own name, psychologists and media and useless video essayists devoted to finding out what its causes are and to figuring out how to solve it, and every woman is now responsible for solving it. i love living in this world i am totally not chewing on my arm right now!

#you can generalize or not. it only depends on whether men profit from it #last or like second to last post about male loneliness i promise <3 #moids are getting so boring about it anyway it's just that this cowboy guy from last night pissed me off #he kind of cleared andrew tate thought so i've decided i'm not making him my no. 1 enemy #radblr #radical feminists do interact

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thapunqueen · 8 months

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SO I SADDLE UP MY HORSE AND I RIDE INTO THE CITAAYY !!!!!

#I MAKE A LOTTA NOISE CAUSE THE GIRLS THEY ARE SO PRETTAAYYY #ken would loop this song and be like “yes !! the horses need to be saved !!!!! :)”#and not think anything else of this song bc he has no idea why you would ride a cowboy..but saving the horses is definitely important #do not tell him the actual meaning of this song let him have his fun he loves horses !!!!#barbie #barbie movie #barbie fanart #ken #barbie and ken #ken barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie ken #barbie art #fanart #greta gerwig #ryan gosling #margot robbie

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thesaart · 2 months

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Boothill Doodle

quick doodle of this idiot i know nothing about him exept for hes a cyborg cowbay, hes a galaxy ranger, he wants to take revange on the IPC and he cant swear i love him he gives me chaos energy

#honkai star rail #hsr fanart #hsr boothill #boothill #cyborg cowboy #cowboy #look at him hes an idiot

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sunglassesmish · 8 months

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cas knows what he's thinking

#my gifs #jack #destiel #spn #spnedit #spn 13x06 #that he's gonna end up in a cowboy hat alongside him #remember how jack is like 'he really likes cowboys' and cas says 'yes. yes he does'

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sfordaisy · 5 months

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Yeehaw 🤠

#I felt inspired to make this for some reason #Luffy does not know how to use a gun #Ace thinks he’s cool #Sabo is just a guy with guns and a pipe #asl but they’re cowboys #one piece fanart #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #one piece sabo #asl brothers #one piece

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