#ANYWAY LEMME SHUT UP

[arrowsperpetualcringe]

I'm this close to losing my shit 🤏🏾 so it's self indulgent doodle time!

First off: Luigi in some comfy ass fancy silk pj's.

I hc that Bowser spoils the fuck outta Luigi (listen, he deserves it, and also gifting is totally Bowser's love language) and while Luigi is at first a little uncomfortable with the attention (he appreciates it, but he sees himself as undeserving of somethings) he slowly grows to be receptive of some of the smaller gifts.

Second:

Babysitter!Dimentio meets (soon to be) King!Luigi

Gettin a bit crazy 😁 a bit whacky 😝 a little goofy if you will 🤪🤪🤪

Crossing over aus how scandalous! 🤭🤭🤭

Nah but I been thinking about this for a while bc,,,m...my blorbos....

Dimentio is just kinda like, not surprised and tends to be vaguely shitty and passive aggressive towards Luigi, meanwhile, since this Luigi is from another universe entirely he's just so confused as to why the Jester's a prick to him JDKDKDKDK

[acknowledge-reigns]

Oh my tribal chief, they can never be you.

Levels above ain't just merch! ☝🏾

[cosmic-walkers]

a wip from my maeglin of sirion au, where he survives and is a lord of sirion. this is him when sirion is sacked, at least his mental process. who can be calm when a ten foot red headed elf comes in swinging his sword

but dont get me wrong maeglin puts up a fight, he is a skilled warrior!

yeah he doesn't make it this time but he's not upset about that.

[yuckydraws]

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Oh, to be a lil pretty fairy in a magical secret forest. Taking a lil nap on a lil tree with twisted, wild branches. Just peacefully dreaming of what your next lil foraged meal will be. Perhaps you’ll catch a lil swim in the river, or pull a lil prank on some humans tomorrow. But right now? You’re gonna catch a lil sleep.

[aangelfreckles]

So I'm probably gonna take a little bit of a break from my Twin rulers au

I realized that it takes me so long to post content for that au because I'm honestly not really proud of the way I draw Sun and Moon-

I'm still going to post Sun and Moon content because I need to practice how I draw them (and my hyperfixation brain won't let me stop) but it's most likely not gonna be twin rulers stuff 

Basically I want to get better at drawing them before I draw them in an au that I put a lot of thought into (am I making sense? Idk)

I'll still answer asks about the au tho! It just won't have art-

Don't worry, this isn't permanent! I'm going to practice drawing them may it be sketchs or fanart for other Sun and Moon content creators and I will be posting them here if you would like to see that :D

Anywho! Take sun and moon candies as an apology

[dwreader]

remember when “does louis even love lestat” was a debated topic for most of season 1 like ldpdl is at her core a withholder but that’s why these men are obsessed!! if it was easy they both would’ve moved on decades ago like lestat dumped nicki’s ass when he became inconvenient but he would not leave louis under any circumstances even when louis fully closed up pussy for nearly a decade. even after lestat knew louis was plotting to kill him he refused to let him go. but when jacob says louis is the problem in both these relationships… and that sentiment is maybe borderline victim blaming but like he does have the ability to drive a man insane. it’s like when you see him be so sweet and comforting towards armand at times you totally understand why he would suffer years of coldness and gaslight him just to feel that warmth again someday. MAYBE I WOULD TOO!!! he’s always going to be a little unattainable there’s a part of him that no one will ever reach and that’s what makes him MS HELEN OF TROY.

[mooodyblue]

rambling in the tags ignore me

[oceanwithouthermoon]

tired of being called boring cuz i hate toxic ships </33 im sorry i get triggered easily by stuff like that brah, the most toxic my ships r allowed to get before i get triggered is a lil possessiveness and a hint of unhealthy codependency 🤭 beyond that, i literally get sick to my stomach lmao..

do what u want but anyone whose never been abused before does NOT get the right to call ME boring for not liking abusive ships..

[abyssmarked]

for a person who has very little sex in real life ( i am very autistic and it’s just very overstimulating and i hate being touched in any way like 85% of the time ), i sure am a slut for writing smut.

[pauls1967moustache]

John would’ve loved Nicki Minaj tbh

Sorry I’m gonna use this as an excuse to tell you my John Lennon hip hop headcanons bc I’ve actually been thinking about this since I made the post. John would love so much rap music like.. the word play but also the general narratives about experiencing oppression and the fact that the rest of the “old white men” of the music industry hated it in the beginning. John would not be the first white boy rapper but he would do some sort of spoken word thing on a song inspired by hip hop that would be kind of rap adjacent and then 20 years later everyone would be like “it was the first white rap song” like they talk about Rapture by Blondie.

I think he’d like the arty, alternative hip hop side like A Tribe Called Quest. Like he’d be down to give Tribe his blessing to use a Beatles drum sample on Low End Theory or something, which would then kick off a whole trend in hip hop about using Beatles samples (now I’m just fantasising but I WISH, god I could do a whole separate rant about this. PAUL FREE THE SAMPLES!!)

Although tbh due to proximity maybe he’d be more into the New York artists like Biggie and Wu Tang. Jay-Z and Nas in their time, which like actually..

He’d LOVE Kanye. Like blah blah Kanye production, but also Kanye oldies are funny, and tell me saying “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” on live TV isn’t the most John Lennon shit to go spouting off hdkshskaj. They’d be such besties. He’d work with Kanye way before Paul. He’d put a Kanye feature on his album. He’d let Kanye sample God on Yeezus. When Kanye got into his whole religion thing, John would do an interview like “I love him but I don’t really get it” and then they’d get into the craziest beef.

But also, per your point I think he’d like Nicki’s thing of doing a voice bc people told her to sing pretty. Idk if he’d relate as much to her lyrics but, like Kanye, Nicki’s songs are funny so I could see him being into it. Plus she’s like objectively excellent when you catch her on a great song and I think he could appreciate that. He’s friends with Kanye! He heard her Monster verse! He gets it! Although I could also see him saying something mildly critical in an interview and then getting attacked by barbs on twitter, which would honestly just be really funny.

But he’s so opinionated in general that he’d be such a fun voice to add to rap conversation, not even in the sense that he’d have anything important to say about it, but he’s smart! I think there are things about hip hop that he’d understand well before other people, (and obviously things about it he’d completely overlook due to his age and privilege) but it’s not like we’re hearing any in depth Beatle opinions on rap music and I just think his would be fun and chaotic.

[the-game-spirit]

I have been going so insane over the zelda timeline regarding totk like I am LOSING my mind

like. either 1. botw/totk is a completely new continuity. worst option. boring.

2. it is SO FAR in the future of the (probably downfall) timeline and there has been SO MUCH canon-typical time bullshit in between that the other two either bleed over OR the ever-funny hyrule warrior's convergence theory happens that it may as well be just a soft reboot and history is just. repeating endlessly. also kind of boring imho

OR 3. totk memories happen sometime after skyward sword. interesting. also a completely fucking insane idea.

it's a misconception that SS zelda and link founded hyrule! they almost certainly didn't!

did the zonai make the timeshift stuff in SS? the tower of the gods in WW? the ooccoo? a fascinating concept!

what about the triforce? who knows! i don't think minish cap has anything to do with it either and it does get sealed away at some point sooooo

but more importantly

is there a fucking dehydrated ganondorf sealed away underground for every single zelda game

most people would be like, 'no, of course not, thats so stupid how does oot ganondorf exist if totk ganondorf is in hand jail already' and 'ganondorf has a history of reincarnation/revival but that can't happen if he's still alive ya dingus' and normally I would agree! I did agree! I've been scratching my head trying to make this work since I started playing totk

except!!! except!!!!!! we have literally already seen this happen before!!!!

so. skyward sword.

skyward sword is a closed loop time travel story. I cannot stand when people try to shoehorn another timeline split in SS because no split happens. that's the point. that was hylia's plan. the first hero? before skyward sword link? hylia's chosen knight that defeated demise? that was always skyward sword link in the past. demise even confirms this in dialog. something something he's 'never seen a hylian stand up to him before.' idk the exact quote but it Very Much Implies demise has never encountered any incarnation of link before.

so. how do we kill the imprisoned (demise) in the future and then go back and kill demise again in the past in a closed loop?

because we seal demise's consciousness in the sword, and his body in the ground

the imprisoned is clearly mindless. even more mindless than downfall timeline ganon post-resurrection. it has one single goal, which is to reach the temple and.... the master sword. with the consciousness of demise sealed within.

we have confirmation that two versions of the demon king can, technically, exist entirely separate from eachother.

it isn't a stretch to think that if his body is sealed away, effectively dead and unable to spread his malice, that the spirit of demise's hatred (if its not sealed with the sword, like in totk) would reincarnate until the time comes that the seal weakens enough (the first calamity) that it doesn't need to.

obviously there are still problems here like. where are the rito? (personally I think they just fuck off to hebra, which only barely exists in any other game, and I wholeheartedly believe the WW rito are a completely different species)

if totk ganondorf is sealed under the castle before oot, but the great plateau is implied oot castle town, why didn't we find dehydrated dorf there? uuuuuuuhhhhhhh next question

(listen the great plateau doesn't really match up with oot castle town anyway, no other details really match, definitely not the typical 'death mountain to the north(east), lake hylia down south' geography we usually see)

is rauru totk and rauru oot the same or different? zelda actually calls the sages 'ancient creators of hyrule' in oot, and since rauru is the only actually ancient one there.... uh. its entirely possible! why does he look hylian in oot? uhhhhhh? magic? because seeing some giant talking goat person that has never been seen before might not inspire trust in the traumatized monster-fighting 9 year-old-turned-16-year-old. also isnt oot rauru ALSO the owl? its been a LONG time since I played oot so I genuinely don't know if I just made that up but if so the guy has a history of changing form I guess

honestly I think we do have to allow for a certain level of handwavy 'new game' leeway, just like we do with EVERY game, in order to make this work. the map is always different. some things are introduced that have never once been heard of before in any other game. some things DONT exist that have in other games. some things are so different they're nearly unrecognizable. there are little easter eggs and no, they don't always have to mean something.

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Why was Miller trying to have Miller v Mir 2K23 please Miller is Mir's life not bad enough without you riding his leg at Motegi 😔😔😔

[todayisafridaynight]

i was playing about dropping Fifty Drawings onto everyone's dashboard this week but the unfortunate reality is i am in fact being assaulted with images

[aro-aizawa]

seemingly the only way i can ever get into any new thing is if i spontaneously decide to watch/read it

[meaningtotellyou]

I get what you mean. I was fully on board with hiddleswift because how entertaining it was and tom was a nice guy. But m*tty? He is literally the worst. He even said eyerolling things about TAYLOR HERSELF(I know it was ages ago) about how he wont date taylor because he doesn't want to be Mr-Taylor-swift. And not to mention the m@$turbating on stage, eating raw meat, misogyny, nazi salute etc....... Like it COULD HAVE BEEN LITERALLY ANYONE THAT ISN'T HIM

he’s literally a walking shit stain like !!!! my stomach hurts

[snowthedemonfox]

wanted to draw my au donnie with my oc jackie. literally no other reason