#Ahsoka-in-a-hood

[antibronybenswolo]

Somewhere out there in the Multiverse exist a pair of alternate universes where Ahsoka Tano is raised by Bruce Wayne to become Robin meanwhile Jason Todd becomes Anakin Skywalker's padawan, and the latter universe is starting to terrify me.

[geekynerfherder]

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[barqnz]

sister mary eunice🛐

ahs asylum 2012

[persevereforahappyending]

Favorite Character Poll

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone’s favorite!

Thanks for the tag @uncleasad and thanks for making me suffer with you. Only five favorites? That's so hard! Though characters are easier to choose than movies.

Tagging: @the-oblivious-writer @cobaltperun or whoever wants to do this!

[meandmyechoes]

actual fashion crime

[maemil]

Sun & Moon

Day 2 prompt for @starwarssapphicweek

Their color palettes were so perfect for this prompt that I had to.

[ID: A digital drawing on a textured canvas. One half of the canvas shows an orange sun with a light blue sky and white clouds. The sun has Ahsoka Tano's face markings drawn onto it. The other half of the canvas shows a light yellow-greenish moon with a dark blue sky and stars. Barriss Offee's tattoos are drawn onto it. The craters on the moon are in the shape of the markings on her head cover.]

[xxtayleyxx]

something I was NOT expecting to wake up to

[redpasserines]

”___ never left [place]” is genius. It applies to so many characters it’s just so good at conveying the pain a distinct tragedy can do to someone. Yeah Obi-Wan and Anakin never left Mustafar. Neither Jason nor Bruce ever left Ethiopia. Ahsoka never left that space ship on the way back from Mandalore. Look. THEY NEVER LEFT!!!

[other-peoples-coats]

lol this is an area of science i am. not familiar with. but if a ship hitting a planet while travelling in hyperspace would kill everyone on the planet... i think we might just have pretend that can't happen in SW because it would render the death star completely obsolete. and without the death star would it even be star wars

I KNOW I KNOW but also, lbr, the idea of the evil empire spending twenty fucking years designing a planet killing super weapon that could be substituted for by one (1) totally normal average ship with the hyperspace navigation safety control turned off is....extremely funny. very on brand of fascist empires. I have to assume the gffa hyperspace controls all come locked to not let you jump into a moon for like. exactly this reason. Just a hard coded 'no the fuck you will not crash into a [space object]', even if that means sometimes you put in the command to jump and ship is like 'haha whoospy🤪 that coordinate can't be found 🤪 we're weeary sowwry, try again?🥺🥺?'

(but also yeah the irl science behind this is...eh look, in theory it's 100% legit, small surface area + high speed = fuck load of force, enough force and you can break planet no sweat, in practise you run into issues like 'how tf do you get the [what the fuck ever] you're firing at the planet into low orbit to start with, how do you keep it there, and also how do you not destroy the whole planet bc like, you live there too.)

[bigsurfscarif]

If you’re the kind of fan who gets upset when a character experiences growth and doesn’t stay the same over massive amounts of time, for better or worse, a la Harley Quinn, Luke Skywalker, Red Hood, Din Djarin, etc., you’re only fooling yourself.

[phoenixkaptain]

Thinkin bout Cryptid Luke…

A few ideas I have…

Luke in Legends’ continuity rebuilt the Jedi Order, but in Disney’s continuity, he did not. And while I strongly dislike Disney’s version of Old Luke, I do like the idea in my head of a lone Jedi operating without any Order (which is not what Disney’s Luke is, so I guess there’s nothing really there…)

Like, in the days of the Old Republic, you had to ask the Jedi for help. The Jedi sometimes stumbled on problems, yes, but they mostly responded to cries for help.

Luke doesn’t have that option. Yes, he can respond when a Force Sensitive calls for help with magic rocks, but for the most part, he is just wandering. He is going where the Force guides him. He is just… not there, blink, there.

I like the idea that things go to shit, Luke shows up in his ominous black hood, Luke solves the problem, then Luke vanishes as quickly as he came, with no trace he was ever there.

However, side idea: Luke travels with his motley crew of children. But, THEY are ALSO crypids!

Like, you are a citizen of some planet. You are just standing on a corner, waiting for a space bus, looking at a space newspaper, and you glance up and see an ominously cloaked figure standing on the opposite side of the street. You cannot make out any features. It is dark out, and he is standing beneath a space streetlight, but all the light does is cast his face further into shadow.

Quickly, you look back down, hoping that the ominous shape across the street hasn’t noticed you. You feel a chill run down your spine. You sneak a glance back up, only to find that there is another black-cloaked figure, standing right beside the first. It is half the first’s height, but it’s also cloaked in darkness.

You look down again. You hear a noise, like moving fabric, and look back up, worried the pair is approaching, only to find another small, ominous shape has joined the first two beneath the space streetlight. You can’t bring yourself to look away, and so watch as another black-cloaked figure emerges from behind the tallest one, the first one.

Finally, the shape moves as though inclining its head. You feel your heart begin to race as it slowly turns to face you, and the streetlights finally illuminate a mouth. A mouth that is baring a smile full of sharp teeth, right towards you.

A space bus suddenly drives past, blocking your view for only a second. But, as the bus passes, the four shapes are gone. Vanished without a trace. The streetlight goes out. You decide that you should never smoke death sticks again, despite the fact that you have never smoked a single death stick in your entire life.

(Luke was going to the grocery store with his children. He was just trying to wait for them to catch up, since he got lost in thought trying to figure out how many vegetables to get. He noticed that the person across the street seemed scared, and so tried to smile reassuringly, but there was a noise in a back alley that he and his three students darted over to check out. It’s a cat. The four of them are very pleased.)

Or, I like to think that there’s a rumour that if you say “Skywalker” in an Imperial base, Luke Skywalker will show up and destroy the place. Most of the Stormtroopers and older people are like “psh, yeah right. Jedi can’t hear their name across the galaxy.”

But, slowly but surely, the whispers of Skywalker’s name are dying out. Because he. Keeps. On. Appearing. Right after anyone says his name, even if it’s in a whisper.

(Luke just so happened to be in the area. It was the will of the Force ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ )

There are so many options for Cryptid Luke! So! Many! Options! This man does not know how to enter a conversation like a normal person, he just appears from the shadows and scares people. Most of the galaxy think he’s just a myth created by the New Republic and the Empire. The leftover Jedi themselves think that he’s just a myth made up by the New Republic and the Empire. Nobody believes he exists aside from the people who have seen him, but even they are half convinced that they made him up.

I just would like Luke to randomly show up, kill some Imperials, scare some other Imperials, adopt another child, then go home. It’s my ideal.

[kenobster]

@ahsoka-ina-hood replied to their post: "So what is your number 1 draw to watching the Ahsoka show?"

@kenobster I am asking I yearn to know

Oh god lmao. Okay.

First of all, I would like you to know that I answered an anon's ask for the sake of describing the Vader Mpreg AU just for you lmao (and anon, ofc). Otherwise, this post would've been WAY too long.

Second of all, part of what I liked about The Rise of Skywalker is that Palpatine only ever thinks of himself. His creation of Snoke and the other strands is very ego-driven and selfish — to his own detriment. Palpatine's strands are always derivative and flawed from their original template. In other words, the only successful strand (aka Rey) occurred when someone else's DNA mistakenly got involved. I found that very in-character for Palpatine, very fascinating, and... well, suffice to say... unsurprisingly important for later. :)

In the Vader Mpreg AU, lizard brain has regrettably tasked me with coming up with a justification for one of Palpatine's unique modifications to Vader's body. Maybe Vader starts miscarriaging (he is going through an awful lot). Or maybe Palpatine is testing some new method of strand creation. Whatever the case, lizard brain would like it if Palpatine found it annoying to have to insert the uterus via surgery every time. Since Vader's already pooping out of a bag, Palpatine finds it Convenient™ to detach Vader's bowels from his asshole entirely. That way, the butt canal can instead be hooked up to the uterus with a synthetic cervix.

Is the butt canal stretchy enough to poop out a baby? No.

However, Palpatine can create some pre-fertilized clone-baby eggs and slingshot 'em up Vader's butt canal like merch from a t-shirt canon. :)

Maybe one day, Palpatine decides that preparing fertilized eggs in a laboratory is not perverse enough. Maybe he decides that it'd be fun to implant a synthetic ovary next to Vader's uterus that is genetically engineered to produce unfertilized eggs with Palpatine's DNA. Once complete, Palpatine can then fuck Vader's butt and make his clone babies the good ol' fashioned way.

With a touch of Jurassic Park Science, maybe Vader's DNA can accidentally get involved. And, just like what happened with Rey, maybe Vader's DNA could potentially lead to an non-uggo, totally normal-looking baby. And maybe.... just maybe.... this happens to be the exact same pregnancy Vader is enduring when he flees to Obi-Wan and pleads for sanctuary.

Maybe, lizard brain proposes, this baby can even be a specific Star Wars character. A character of unknown origins who is extremely hot and full of Anakin-esque qualities. A character who first appeared in a trailer for the Ahsoka series....

Do you hate this idea? Don't worry. I do, too.

[lamaenthel]

ykw, i see a lot of edits that fix (live action) ahsoka's montrals and lekku to their proper length, but i'm curious as to if anyone has ever done the opposite bc the one change that i didn't mind was how they had her montrals tilt backwards like lil dragon horns

[meandmyechoes]

Colombia x The Clone Wars

[back1ogged-dreams]

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