How are you doing? Is your mouth healing well?
It still fucking hurts and I'm like... 85% sure they didn't take out an entire half of my tooth. So. Not great.
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I've been trying to play Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order before the new game comes out and guys...
NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE GIANT SPIDERS
NO. I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
I was just minding my own Jedi business and being satisfied with a new lightsaber build when I step on some yellow patch on the floor and THE NEXT THING I KNOW
A SPIDER THE SIZE OF A BEETLE CAR HAS FALLEN ON TOP OF ME AND ACTIVELY TRYING TO EAT CAL
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You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".
Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.
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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.
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*girl who wakes up at noon voice* how is it this late already
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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now
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