#Anyway I think i probably just don’t Get the film rn

[herbofgraceandpeace]

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[starbuck]

okay, i purchased like four books and a vintage photograph - i’m calm now

[daddyslilchickenfingers2]

Slutmas Day 6

Stressed & Insecure (Matt)

Request: None

Warnings: Mommy kink, talk of poor mental heath, angsty at first, Matt being insecure, talk of body dysmorphia, friends to lovers, cockwarming, oral, whiny Matt

“You’re such a good boy for letting mommy take care of you like this”

Matt’s pov

Everything sucks right now, I’m so busy with work, it’s taking up all of my time, and everything going on right now backs up to that. I was purely stressed from work originally, which I know might seem easy, but don’t be fooled because it’s not. We’ve had so many meetings for sponsored content, videos, guest appearances, and merch designing, on top of filming for our YouTube and the Podcast. I’m genuinely just drained, my anxiety is high, I can’t sleep, and I’m overall in a bad mood.

I know what you’re thinking, ‘why not just jack off?’ well that’s because I can’t. I guess with being stressed and overwhelmed by everything, my cock just won’t get hard. It probably doesn’t help that my body is constantly getting hated on because of my weight, it makes me really insecure and uncomfortable with myself and my body. I was sitting at my desk doing some more online work and it was pissing me off, I’m so frustrated! I’m just doing so much overthinking and it’s making me stressed, overwhelmed, and insecure.

Just as I threw my notebook across the room there was a small knock and Chris popped his head in. “Matt, are you alright? Do you need anything?” Chris asked, knowing I wasn’t in the best mental state. “I’m fine, I just want to be alone” I sighed back, “Are you still coming to Larray’s house with us tonight?” I completely forgot about that. Chris looked a bit disappointed by my answer but he understood, “Nah I’m just gonna stay here, ‘m stressed and overwhelmed right now so I won’t be any fun” I said before Chris closed the door.

That was my insecurities talking, I always found myself rather boring and unenthusiastic when I’m in these moods. It had been about an hour of trying to get hard and then sitting in my chair with my head in my hands. My door slowly creeped open and I immediately assumed it was Chris or Nick. “Get the fuck out of my room!” I yelled, turning around to be met with my best friends confused face. “I’m sorry, Chris said they were leaving and I should come keep you company because you’re having a bad day. I didn’t mean to make you upset” Y/n said quite nervously. I slammed my fist down on my desk before completely losing it, hot tears rolling down my face.

1 hour earlier

Y/n’s pov

I was at a nail appointment when I got a text message, I was already done with my fingers and in the chair for my toes.

iMessage start at 5:02pm

Chrisizzle🍊

bro are you busy

Y/n/n🪼

i’m getting my toes done rn

why

Chrisizzle🍊

at 5:30 me and nick are going to larray’s for the night

so i wanted to ask you a favor

yk how matt’s been kinda moody lately?

well today he’s really stressed and sad so he’s in a bad mood and i don’t want him to be alone tonight so can you head over afterwards and chill with him?

Y/n/n🪼

you literally just set up a playdate for your child lmao

but yeah i’ll go over there, i’ve missed my matty poo

Chrisizzle🍊

wow but you don’t miss me

that one hurt Y/n/n 🥲

anyways lmk when you get to our house bc we leave in 15

Y/n/n🪼

awe of course i miss you too sizzle 🤍

i’m abt to pay then I’ll head over

Chrisizzle🍊

don’t call me sizzle

*Y/n/n🪼 disliked this message*

iMessage ends at 5:37pm

The message had been from one of my best friends, Chris, he asked if I would go hang with his triplet bother, Matt, for tonight. I know he’s been getting a lot of hate about his attitude/weight and has been down the past 2 or 3 weeks, so I was hoping to cheer him up. I drove directly to the boys house after paying for my nails since I had a bunch of essentials over there and didn’t need anything from home.

I let myself in with my key and walked up to Matt’s room, which groans of frustration could be heard coming from. I lightly knocked before entering his room, as I was reclosing the door Matt yelled. “Get the fuck out of my room!” he said angrily, Matt’s never yelled at me before and he looked so pissed off that I got a little nervous.

I quickly replied with “I’m sorry, Chris said they were leaving and I should come keep you company because you’re having a bad day. I didn’t mean to make you upset” he looked at me for a second before I saw his face change to one of pain, hurt, and anxiety. Matt slammed his fist onto his desk yelling “Fuck!” before choking out into sobs.

His whole body was shaking and he slid out of his chair onto the floor, something he does when he’s really, really upset. I immediately ran over to sit next to him, wrapping my arms around his shaking figure. “I’m sorry! They hate me and I’m sorry!” he blurted out, causing me to be a bit confused as Matt’s hands desperately clung onto my shirt.

“It’s okay Matt, let it all out. You’re safe honey, I’ve got you-“ I was cut off by Matt pulling away from my shirt and basically screamed out in pain. “I don’t know what the fuck I did! Y/n, what’s wrong with me!? A-Am I not good enough!? I’m too skinny, I try to eat more but I can’t gain weight, I fucking hate my body! All I keep doing is disappointing everyone, Y/n I-I don-“ he started spiraling into a panic attack and I was worried, I have never seen Matt this bad before.

I didn’t know what else to do so I pushed past my own anxieties and kissed him. I cupped both of his cheeks and smashed our lips together, Matt was shocked at first so he didn’t kiss back but once he realized what was happening, he kissed back. I pulled away and Matt’s lips tried to chase mine before he opened his eye.

“W-What was that for?” he asked, a bit breathless from his previous breakdown. I suddenly felt shy so I looked down, “I uh- I didn’t know how else to get you to stop talking” I said, nervously playing with my fingers. “Oh, well thanks?” he said in a questioning tone, “Did you mean what you said about your body? Do you really think that?” I softly asked.

Matt groaned and stood up, offering me his hand, “I don’t want to talk about it but yes, I do hate my body” he mumbled as I too stood up. We made our way over to his bed and laid there in silence for a few minutes. I rolled over to my side facing Matt “Have you tried cumming?” I questioned quietly, “What!?” he rolled to face me as well, confused by what I just said.

“You know, because you’re stressed. I think I read somewhere that having an orgasm helps to relieve stress” Matt’s face was now painted red. He rolled over to be flat on his back again, “I’ve tried but I can’t get hard” he exhaled deeply. “Oh… I could try to help if you want” I offered, chewing on my nails, Matt turned to face me again, “Help.. me get… Help me get hard?” he questioned nervously.

We both had blush covering our faces at this point, “Yeah, then I can go chill in Nicks room and you can jerk off” I smiled shyly. “I mean that could work but I don’t want to be naked if you have clothes on” “You don’t have to be naked, you just have to trust me” “I-I trust you, how do we start though?” we conversed. I took a moment to think before asking, “Do you want to make out first, I know I’m like a lot bigger than you so I don’t know if it would be a problem for me to sit on your lap. Is it a problem?” I asked self-consciously as we both sat up.

Matt looked at me with an unamused look, “If that’s your way of making me feel worse about my body, it worked because your body is amazing” he huffed out, avoiding looking at me. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you feel that way” I said with a sad smile, upset that I hurt Matts feelings. “I know you didn’t but my body is like the main reason I cant get hard. I don’t like looking at myself naked, it shows off too much of what’s wrong with me” he replied.

It was silent again for a few minute until I broke the silence again, “I think it’s hot” “What?” Matt looked at me confused. “Your body, I think it’s hot” I smirked, “You think so?” “I know so, don’t you ever notice me staring at you when you’re shirtless or only wearing your boxers?” I teased some more. “I haven’t noticed actually, however, I have noticed you’re not on my lap yet” Matt pouted, pulling me onto his lap.

I was about to say something but was cut off by Matt grabbing the side of my face/neck and pulled me into a sweet kiss that quickly turned needy. I pulled back for a second to catch my breath, “Shit, I’m sorry! I’m just so touch starved and crave physical affection. You were gonna say something?” he panicked. “It’s okay, I know that physical touch is your love language, it’s one of the things I like about you. I forgot what I was going to say but I can tell you I’ll kiss you again” I giggled.

With that, Matt pulled my face to his again and this time the kiss was soft, yet also rough and needy. I had my hands wrapped around Matt’s neck, but his laid awkwardly at his sides, almost as if he’s scared to touch me. I pulled back from the kiss to grab his wrist and mumbled something against his lips. “You can touch me you know” I smirked as I placed Matt’s hands on my waist and went back to kissing him.

Matt’s hands quickly slid down and tightly gripped onto my hips, slowly starting to rock me back and forth. I started feeling his cock get hard and once I could tell he was fully hard, I stopped everything which caused Matt to let out a displeased whine. “Mmh why’d you stop?” he pouted, “Because you’re hard now, which means it’s my queue to leave” I said while trying to get up.

Matt held my hips down and begged, “Please don’t go! I-I don’t think I’ll be able to make myself cum, me being alone with my naked body sounds like a bad dream” he sighed. Piggybacking off what was just said he added, “W-Would you please m-make me feel good? I’ll let you have your way with me as long as it’s not super rough because I’m not in the mood for that” his eyes got a shade or two darker.

“Yeah, I can give you head if you want or you can sit back, relax and enjoy the full sub treatment” “Does the full sub treatment include sex? Because I’ve never been the submissive one before, I uh usually do doggy so my body isn’t seen as much. I’ve never even had a chick ride me before but you being on top sounds really hot, we don’t to have sex by the way, I was just saying if you wanted to I’m down” Matt confessed.

“If you stop talking about sex with other women, you have a deal. I might keep my shirt on though” I replied as I started slowly rocking my hips again. Matt’s grip on my waist tightened and he thrusted his hips up, his hard-on pressing against my clit so nicely that I let out a small, quiet moan. His eyes grew even darker after that, “No you will not. I wanna see your beautiful belly, I just know it’s gonna turn me on so much more” he instructed me.

I blushed and nodded, “Okay then handsome, just lay back and let me do all the work, tonight is all about you” I said, watching him nod before my lips were on his. I slid my tongue across his bottom lip, silently asking for access to his mouth which was quickly granted. He had a bit of trouble giving up control over the kiss at first but once I started trailing my kisses down his throat, he finally gave up on trying to win.

Matt’s pov

After Y/n had dominated the kiss, we made out for a bit before she started kissing down my neck. Once she reached the collar of my shit, she stopped and stood up to unbutton her pants. “If you really want me to make you feel good, take your pants off for me” she said seductively as she pulled off her own baggy jeans. I followed her directions and pulled my sweats off before grabbing her hand and leading her to sit on my lap again.

Y/n sat on my lap again before taking off her shirt, leaving her in a black lacy bra with matching panties. “Fuck… you look so goddamn beautiful” I said while looking into her eyes, my hands running up her thighs. “Mmm, thank you handsome. Can I take your shirt off?” she smiled, placing a short but sweet kiss to my lips, “You can do whatever you want to me” I panted, already being completely whipped for her.

She took my shirt off before whispering in my ear, “You’re such a good boy for letting mommy taking care of you like this” as I helped her get my pants and boxers off. “Such a pretty cock Matty. You gonna let me make you feel good?” Y/n teased, making me squirm a bit. “Please! Please just make me cum!” I pathetically begged as I watched her hand slowly move up and down my cock.

Y/n’s pov

“Anything for my sweet boy. Now tell me what it is that you want baby” I asked softly, loving how fucked out he looked already. “Want your mouth please mommy! Want you to ride me after!” Matt confessed all whiny and desperate, and who was I to deny him that? Without a word, I nodded before bring his tip into my mouth, loving the whimper he let out, “Yeah j-just like that, fuck!” he groaned as I swirled my tongue around his tip.

After teasing Matt a little bit, I decided to fully take him into my mouth, almost immediately deepthroating his cock. “Holy shit mommy! You’re so good at this! I won’t last long!” he cried out, bucking his hips up when I hummed against him. I continued doing this for a few more minutes when I felt Matt start to twitch in my mouth, his lower abdomen contacting as well.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck! I’m gonna cum— shit!” he whimpered as his hips thrusted upward and his left hand came down to hold my head in place. His right hand was pulling at his own hair as he shout a huge load into my mouth, so much that it was literally dripping out of the corners of my mouth. As I came up for air, I wiped the corners of my mouth to clean up the spilled cum and then licked it off.

“Did that feel good Matty? You were such a good boy” I smile as I placed a sweet kiss to his lips. “More! I-I need more! Y/n please, I need you to ride me. I’m so fucking hard still, I need to drain my balls in you” Matt begged me. “So needed aren’t we?” “Yes, please I need you” Matt nearly yelled with tears in his eyes. “Okay, okay, calm down sweet boy. You’ll get what you want, just be patient” I spoke softly as I pulled off my panties and unhooked my bra.

Matts hands immediately went down to my ass, staring up at me with a look of desperation. “Are you gonna be a good boy?” “Very good!” I smiled as I slowly sunk down on his cock, trying to adjust to how long and thick it was. “S-So tight mommy! So f-fucking tight!” Matt whimpered out as I started to move up and down with the help of him. Both of us were moaning quite loudly as I started to move faster, pulling his hair in the process.

“Such a good boy Matty, making mommy feel so good with your big cock!” “W-Want you to cum. Wanna f-fill you up” Matt grunted as he started bucking his hips up into me at a fast pace. We were both very close and with one more thrust that hit my g-spot perfectly, I was cumming on his cock. “Fuck Matt, I’m cumming. Oh god— cum for me baby!” I cried as I rode through my orgasm, starting to slightly overstimulated but wanting Matt to cum.

With a loud whiny growl, Matt came inside of me, this load was equally as big as the one from earlier, instantly dripping down his balls. “Holy shit— I love you, and I’m not just saying that because you gave me the most mind blowing orgasm ever. I genuinely love you Y/n” Matt confess as he started to rub my back. “I love you too Matt, I mean it” I smiled as I placed a soft kiss to his lips “Don’t get off, cockwarm me all night please” he sweetly asked.

I agreed and we got situated so we could lay down, Matt turning off his bedside lamp in the process. “Tomorrow, I’m gonna take you on the best date of your life, but for now, goodnight pretty lady” “Goodnight Matt, I love you” I mumbled into his neck, feeling the sleep take over my body. “I love you too, and thank you for tonight. Now get some rest baby” was the final thing to be said before we drifted off to sleep.

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[hoes-love-lani]

Not What It Looks Like Pt. 1

Request: Omg Lani, I’m so fucking high rn and I gots an idea. What about a ghostface Amber fic where she breaks into r’s house as ghostface. I kinda want it to be like in scream 1996 with Tatum where r goes: “don’t kill me Mr ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel.” But like ghostface/amber spares them for s*x in return. And then r finds out it’s Amber bc of the way ghostface is fucking them. ITS A LOT, I KNOW BUT I FEEL LIKE IM COOKING UP SOMETHING HERE- (anyway, I love your work ;3, keep doing yo shi bsf)

Pairing: Ghostface!Amber x fem!reader

Summary: Ghostface breaks into r’s apartment, fearing for her life, r would do anything to survive.

Warning: Ghostface, breaking in, red text color is ghostface talking, set in scream 5 but with certain characters added from scream 6🤓

A/n: okay Walter white, I see you cooking up something other than that weed :3 I love this request tho, istg I gotta get high more often to create ideas this good LMAO! No but seriously, this sounds amazing and thank you for asking me to write this! (Plus, I find it funny that you censored sex)

You were at your friend Tara’s dorm with the rest of your friend group, playing uno and getting drunk. You were sat down between Tara and your girlfriend Amber. She rested her hand on your thigh as she watched the game, sipping on her beer. 

“Uno!” You raised your hands in the air as a sign in victory, the rest of the group groaning and slamming their cards down onto the wooden dining table.

As you cheered and gloated in front of everyone’s face, the news on the TV started blaring, the siren blaring in your ears.

“Breaking News: Blackmore University film student by the name of Jason Carvey was found brutally stabbed in his dorm. The mutilated body of his roommate, Gary Bruckner, has been found crammed inside the fridge. A bloody Ghostface mask was found on the scene, police ran a DNA test and concluded that the mask belonged to Billy Loomis,”

“The infamous Ghostface of Woodsboro,” You and the group finished the sentence in unison. After the Woodsboro attack, the group moved to New York to live a “normal life”

But it looks like the plans gone to shit.

Amber reached over for the remote and shut the TV off. When you looked at her, her expression was stone cold, her jaw clenched as she stared at the blank screen. You originally thought it was from shock, but there was something in the way her lips pursed too hard that made it seem odd.

“It’s probably not even Ghostface this time, just some random looking for a thrill.” Mindy said as she got up to grab another beer.

“I’m sorry, Catherine Obvious, but have you been here for the past year?” Chad waved his hand in front of Mindy’s face when she sat down. “It’s obviously him… they followed us.” He leaned back his chair, drumming his fingers on his arm.

The room was silent for a moment, everyone taking in the information that no one wanted to hear.

“We need to go.” Sam stared down in the middle of the table, her eyes burning holes into the colorful Uno cards. 

“Psh, Sam, it’ll be fine. Don’t be dramatic.” Amber smirked as she wrapped her arm around your shoulder, her attitude completely different than what it was 10 seconds ago.

Sam threw a death-glance at Amber, about to cuss her out before Anika spoke up, 

“Yeah, I think we’ll be fine. If anything, we have cute boy across the street to help us.” Anika smirked as Sam’s face grew a bright red, muttering something under her breath before beelining to her room.

“Well. I say we call it a night.” Chad said as he stretched his arms over his head.

Everyone agreed and collected their belongings while Mindy was (rightfully) the one to help clean up everything.

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Amber had her arm wrapped around your waist as she walked you back to your dorm. When you arrived, Amber softly kissed your cheek as her other hand traveled up your shoulder, her fingers digging into your skin.

“Be safe, y/n. I can’t handle another one of Sam’s hour-long speeches about sticking together.”

You softly chuckled as she swept a strand of hair from your face. “I’ll try. But if anything happens, I’ll call you. Goodnight, Amber.” You softly squeezed her arm before letting go, entering your dorm as you blew her a kiss.

You locked the door behind you, placing your phone and keys on the entryway table. You stretched your arms above your head, your muscles tense from the game and a pounding headache from the news and the amount of alcohol in your system. 

You walked into your bedroom, taking off your shoes before grabbing a pair of pajamas and heading to the bathroom, your steps slow and relaxed.

The hot water of the shower rained down on you, your muscles relaxing from the aroma of the lavender bodywash that Amber bought for you. The soap suds ran down your curves, collecting at the foot of the shower before being washed away.

When you finished and wrapped yourself in a towel, you walked to the sink to brush your teeth. The spearmint toothpaste lingered in your mouth before being replaced with the strong taste of the cool mint mouthwash you spat out into the sink.

You put in a black bra and a pair of black panties before grabbing your pajamas. The blue cotton antic stuck to your damp body as you pulled the shirt over your head and stepped into the matching pants.

You threw your dirty clothes into the weaven laundry hamper, the bin rocking against the wall for a split second. 

You sat down in front of your vanity, grabbing your brush and running it through the knots in your hair. The brush caught on one particularly big knot in your hair. As you struggled to brush it out, the landline that was sitting on your bedside table started ringing.

“Unknown Number”

The words flashed on the tiny screen as the ringing filled the room.

 Once you brushed out the tangle, you reached over to press the “accept” button on the landline.

“Hello? Y/n speaking. ” You called out as you ran a hand through your hair.

“Hello? Is Maria there?” The voice on the other line was adenoidal and croaky.

Maria was your roommate who was currently out of town, visiting her parents.

“No, she’s not available. Might I ask who this is?”

“I’m Joey. I’m in her trig class” The caller cleared their throat.

“Oh yeah? Joey from trigonometry. How come I’ve never heard of you, Joey from trigonometry?” You smirked as you teased the poor person on the other line.

“You sound exactly like how she describes you.”

“She talks about me?

“I don’t think I can really talk about that.”

“What does she say about me?”

“She says that you’re creative. You love reading and TV and movies.”

“Lots of people love movies.”

“Yeah, but she says you love scary movies and that you guys have that in common.”

“She told me the other day, she wonders…” The voice trailed off for a moment before continuing.

“What’s your favorite scary movie?”

Your ear perked up as you faced the landline, the bright green color of the screen stared at you, blinking the numbers over and over again.

“Well, I really liked “X”. It’s great representation of the psycho-biddy genre.”

“Sounds kinda boring to me. Have you ever seen Stab?”

“Once, i think. At a sleepover when I was, like, 12.”

“You lived in Woodsboro when you were a kid and you don’t know Stab?”

Now that, caught your attention. No one exceopt for the rest of the group knew you were from Woodsboro. You picked up the phone, pulling it to your ear as you made your way back into the living room to grab your cell.

“How’d you know I lived in Woodsboro?”

The voice on the other line was replaced by heavy breathing and the sound of rummaging.

“This isn’t fucking funny, Amber.”

“I told you, this isn’t Amber. But you’re looking particularly fetching tonight. Those blue pajamas really fit you.”

“What do you want?” You grabbed your phone and pulled up the dial button, as you pressed in the 9 and 1, the voice boomed again.

“Stop right there, y/n. You call the cops, you die. You hang up the phone, you die. It’s not hard getting into your dorm. Especially when you leave your window unlocked.”

That’s when you felt the slight breeze behind you. As you turned around, you saw that the living room window was wide open, the wind flowing with the curtains.

You bolted to the window, slamming it shut and locking it. You ran into your room, locking the door behind you.

The voice came on the landline again, “Come on, y/n… Don’t be shy, come and find me…”

You searched every nook and cranny in your room, carefully making sure there was no sign of Ghostface here.

When you searched under your bed, you found a bloody Ghostface mask, more blood stuck to your hands the longer you held it… it was easy to recognize this one too…

Mickey Alteri

The 2nd Ghostface

“What the fu-,” was all you could manage to get out before you heard the doors of your closet adjacent to the bed, crashing open. A black-robed figure sprinting at you was the last thing you saw before being tackled to the ground by Ghostface. A knife was pressed against your throat from the person above you, the voice changer crackled with every heavy breath.

“Surprise, y/n.”

[xhdream]

who gives u subby vibes in xdh o.o

oh god my favorite question ♡ this is going to be a MESS i apologise in advance

jooyeon

this doesn’t even need introduction, he’s sooooo subby it hurts 😣 ok, i see him being a switch, but when he’s a sub he’s a SUB yk?? just say what you want he’ll do anything, and he’ll do it with his cock throbbing

let’s imagine it… i can see him dominating at first. the make out session is HEATED. he dominates you through kisses, through touching - his hands are everywhere all at once, trough dirty talk - he can’t shut up about how bad he needs you rn. then through oral, cause his favorite thing is face fucking >< he loves having you on your knees, while he thrusts deep inside your throat, talking about how good he’s giving it to you, however then the switch happens! it’s like something unlocks in him and suddenly he’s pleading you to ride him, and cream all over his cock. another thing he loves abt this is that when you’re on top you use his body in all sorts of ways - you fuck him, you give him kisses, you give his mouth something to suck on, you bite his neck, you tug his hair, you allow him to have a great view of your body, and that makes him see literal stars. you can grip his neck a little if you’re into that

this is the moment you can get really nasty if you want, making him beg, not allowing him to cum, overstimulating him… he’s gonna be a whining mess, SO LOUD ohmygod, mock him for being so whiny, tell him everyone’s gonna hear how weak & desperate he is, deep down he’s having a great time

for jooyeon, when he switches it’s like he is giving his own power over to you? not sure how to explain it i hope you see my point

gunil

tough on the outside, but surprisingly can be subby on the inside!! something about sub gunil makes me so weak i cannot think straight. just the idea of having gunil submissive to you, knowing he can literally fuck your brains out in a headlock with those muscled arms… 🤐 it’s also something about the leader energy in him

anyways, i see him also a switch with the difference that he’s mostly dom… i feel like it really depends on his mood 😮‍💨 if he’s had a long day, he will lay down letting you do whatever you want to him, allowing you to be more creative if you want ~ and then for the rest of the week you’re his sex doll yk?

i feel like he’s into overstimulation - giving & rec - he’s good with baring the pain and honestly if you’re having fun, then he’s having fun too, it’s important for him to do the things you want to do 🥹 i can also see him chuckling while you tie him up or cover up his eyes, pinch & bite his nipples - the thing is he simply gets turned on by seeing how excited you get to play with him and his body, and he really cares abt fulfilling your needs, so he doesn’t mind repressing his desires from time to time

junhan

subsubsub! and when i say that i don’t mean he doesn’t have a dom side to him, he does take control from time to time too, probably 👀 but junhan is the type of sub that you can go all out with

KINKY, ok! tell him something you wanna try, he’s already thought of trying it way before you. he has fantasies that you’re gonna have so much fun playing out it’s mind blowing. no public play tho, just the two of you in the bedroom with you on top, watching him melt under your control

i also have a feeling that by being a sub junhan also feels useful, it’s important for him that you share this trust with each other, and he’s able to fulfill your needs and services, while on the other hand you get so turned on by seeing him being so in love with you, cause he really needs real connection in order to be submissive, fully letting go of his control ~

ugh i can see him doing so many things for you - roleplay, filming stuff, bondage, dropping to the floor to eat you out with his hands behind his back when he’s allowed only to dry hump, letting you jerk him off till he pass out, the list goes on…

[polyklok]

Movies I think Dethklok members would really like

No this is not based on anything I’m just in a mood™ rn

Nathan Explosion

Mad God

So, no, I did not have any ounce of an idea of what this movie was about when I originally watched it, and I’m still not 100% sure tbh but an hour and a half of these pure vibes would totally be up Nathan’s alley. The post-apocalyptic setting, all the gore, the details of the various monsters, and I think he would just really appreciate it from an artist’s standpoint as well. This movie would just resonate with him, even if he wouldn’t have a fucking clue what was going on the whole time.

Mary and Max

I’m, personally, a bit on-the-fence about this movie, but it is undeniably sweet and I headcanon Nate to be on the spectrum so 🤷

This would be, like, his guilty pleasure film. The movie he knows is for kids and is totally not brutal but he loves it anyway. The, “I do not feel disabled, defective, or a need to be cured” really hits for him every single time. He rewatches it at least once every few months, especially when he’s in some sort of emotional slump.

Mandy

Another one that just like, like, big Nathan energy, you know? He just seems like a guy to really love loose plots with trippy visuals and strong emotions attached to them. Also, this movie is so completely badass, it is certified metal in his book. He also finds the story incredibly tragic; having the love of your life stripped away from you in such circumstances really tugs at his heartstrings, but in a way that gets him pumped up rather than sad. This is probably his go-to when people ask, “what’s your favorite movie?”

Pickles the Drummer

Son in Law

Okay this is my guilty pleasure movie. I usually don’t like stoner-comedy from the 90s, but this movie hits different. Maybe I just find Crawl hot. Anyway, I’m projecting that onto Pickles. He honestly probably finds a lot of crappy comedies to be peak film, and this is no exception. Pauly Shore pretending to be a country boy for a whole movie? Hells yeah. Pickles would watch while high off his mind, laughing his butt off and going to town on some cheez-its or something. And you know what? He deserves it.

Opal

I’m counting short films because I feel like Opal is the movie for Pickles. He’d watch it on a whim, because these are not usually the types of things he enjoys, and then he’d in tears over the emotional rollercoaster he did not agree to go on. Like, he grew up in a neglective household with authority figures that were overly-selfish and projected their own problems onto the youngest one in the house, to which he had to hide within his own brain more often than not just to properly function. And then he just…watched it happen all again in the hypnotic style of Jack Stauber. The Mom’s song had him in gasping tears for a while, the way you get when a movie somehow perfectly captures your own trauma right in front of you. And the ending??? Ugh. Go watch Opal, guys, it’s on YouTube.

Nathan and Pickles both get very emotional about certain stop-motion films, isn’t that crazy?

House

Thank you to Lucy for this Letterbox review that I think he would write

Anyway-

This movie is actually so insane. It’s not scary in a horror-movie way, like it meant to be, it’s scary as in ‘What the hell is happening and why do I understand it?’ Pickles doesn’t like most traditional horror films, as the long, quiet suspense bores him and the sudden jumpscares freak him the hell out way more than they should. But he loves the campy-wacko-type horror that they were apparently making in 70s Japan. It’s just scary enough to get his heart pumping, but the pure silliness of it all overrides that, getting him in a giddy mood and excited to see what happens next.

(No I am not done but tumblr won’t let me add more pictures)

[srjlvr]

hiii omg idk if you're open for requests rn 😭

but if you are, i just saw something on tiktok and jsjsjsjsj this is literally the first thing that came into my mind 😭😭😭 it's something about a girl filming her boyfriend's reaction to her seating at the back seat and like i was wondering if you could do it with enha hshshs if it's okay, but it's also fine if it's not~ hope you have a nice day today!! i love your works sm <3

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awwww the idea is so cute!! and i had SO MUCH fun writing this!! my requests are always open!! thank you so much for requesting!! hope i stood your expectations and im sorry for doing that so late!!🥹🫶🏻 im also pretty sure most of them dont have driver’s licenses but let’s just pretend they do!!

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. . ҂ Enhypen’s reaction to their s/o sitting at the backseat ! . . ҂

. . ҂ Genre: fluff … ot7!Enhypen X Reader . . ҂

— Heeseung ♡

I’m sure this boy will be confused as hell

Would go like “but you like sitting in the passenger seat…”

Won’t force you to sit next to him but would be scared as fuck because he’ll start thinking he did something to piss you off.

“Are you angry at me…? Did i do something wrong?” He gave you those cute pleading eyes and you couldn’t help it but laugh, “No you didn’t, it’s a trend!! And you’re being filmed right now!” You pointed at your phone and kept laughing at his shocked expression.

— Jay ♡

Would look at you weirdly as soon as you enter the backseat.

He would probably go like “i think you skipped a part”

Won’t tell you anything and wait for you to say something about it.

“Aren’t you going to say anything about me sitting in the backseat?” He looked at you confused, “Thought about letting you realize it alone” He chuckled and stopped the car to let you get to the passenger seat. “It was filmed for a tiktok by the way” You turned to him and he made an “oh” face and you nodded, shaking your head disappointedly.

— Jake ♡

A LOST PUPPY PLSSSSS would give you those puppy eyes this bae is so confused.

Would immediately go like “Did i do something wrong?”

Would start driving anyway but would stop in the middle to confront you about it.

“Um, a question” He turned to you who looked clueless, “Why aren’t you sitting next to me?” He pout as you suddenly started smiling and giggling, “Wha—“ “It’s a trend!! I waited for some reaction and got it” You laughed, “Say hi to the camera!!” You waved at the camera and he too, waved embarrassedly.

— Sunghoon ♡

Literally clueless, didn’t notice that at first.

Would go like “uh oh what happened”

Obviously wants you to sit next to him but won’t tell you about it.

“Is it comfortable for you behind there?” He asked. “Hm? oh yeah it kinda is” You chuckled. “But i turned the ac off there” He murmured, “Did you say something?” “Nope, but are you sure it’s comfortable there? I mean it’s way more comfortable in the passenger sit” Before you could say anything, he stopped driving, waiting for you to move next to him. “It’s all filmed you know” You giggled, “At least i look good”

— Sunoo ♡

He noticed the camera as soon as he got into the car, he’s an ace at finding cameras. He still played along though.

If he didn’t happen to find the camera he would probably feel guilty and would go like “I definitely did something wrong”

Decides to tease you for a bit and wait for you to say something about it.

“Didn’t you notice something is different today?” You pointed out, “Hm? Not really, why?” He was looking at you through the front mirror. “I’m not sitting in the passenger seat” “Oh, i’ve noticed that, is it fun there?” He teasingly asked. “Alright stop driving im moving next to you” You moved next to him, pouting and looking out of the window. Before continuing to drive he pecked your cheek, “I know it’s filming” He pointed at the camera and giggled.

— Jungwon ♡

Mind. Is. Processing. Would literally take him years to understand what happened😭

Would go like “They always sit next to me…”

Even before he starts to drive he would open the backseat door and would take your hand and guide you to the passenger seat.

“This is your usual seat, you’re just confused today” He giggled and you couldn’t help it but laugh. He tilted his head in confusion, “You’re being filmed baby! It’s a trend that’s going on right now on tiktok and i decided to try it” You kept laughing and hugged him, “Your reactions are priceless” You pecked his cheek and pat his back.

— Riki ♡

Oh this boy is on TikTok 24/7 so he KNOWS your plan.

Would go like “Not today baby” with giggles.

Before he starts the car, he goes to sit next to you in one of the backseats with a smile.

“Aren’t you supposed to drive?” You looked confusedly at him, “I am, aren’t you supposed to sit in the passenger seat next to me?” He snapped back. You giggled and moved to the passenger seat, “You know that—“ “It’s being filmed, i know” He chuckled and started driving.

[transford-pines]

okay here we go. Episode 1. Pilot. Hehehe…

seagulls… foreshadowing?? also I’ve seen a lot of Scrooge and Stan comparisons so let’s see what occurs. wonder when his trauma will/when it happened….

DONALD DUCK!!! OH HE CARES ABOUT HIS NEPHEWS…. HE SOUNDS SO FUNNY AND CUTE… WHERES THE BLUE ONE? oh shit the blue one is fucking up the boat…. Oh he tried to escape…. damn. THEY LIVE ON A BOAT!!!!

oh these three are going to be so disappointed in this guy at the beginning… HUH.

DAVID TENNANT IS FUCKING SCROOGE MCDUCK!?!?!? I THOUGHT HE WAS A FUCKING. SIDE CHARACTER OR SOMETHING. YOU DIDNT TELL ME THAT EMBER. WDYM HE’S SCROOGE MCDUCK—I CANT—I CANTTTSYBSUSHSHSHWH UNCLE?!?!?!?!? HES THE FUCKING GREAT UNCLE?!?!?!? OH I LOVE THESE GUYS WDYM EISBSUBEUWBEWJSBEJEN

“I AM THE RICHEST DUCK IN THE WORLD!” “YOU’RE WELCOME!”

ah so he’s disillusioned from the riches of the world because he’s been in the nitty gritty shit. doesn’t see the joy anymore and the kids are gonna change that. calling it now….

he counted the marbles…………… and they were kidnapped…

oh nvm they’re fine. green hoodie foreshadowing… also where the FUCK are we webbY??? oh nvm explained. I gotta stop writing down every single thought man……also this guy DOES have trauma I fucking knew it…

oh he’s so fun. why. HE’S SO CUTE WTF. so weird to think that he was filming good omens and ducktales simultaneously. fuck

does webby not go to school.

oh so donald is a retired loser. hell yeah

so MUCH MAGIC SHIT

NO GET BACK YOU’RE OLD

OHHHHHHHHHFUCKKKKKKKKHES. OH. OH HES. FUCKING. THERES YOUR HEAD. WYDM. OH. OHHHHH SHITITJRBEUEBED DN HESSOOOOOOOOO??? SCROOGE PLEASE????

oof dragon.

it’ll take more than a bruised spine….!!!! NHYAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

love how the triplets aren’t the ones doing the stunts but thought of them and let the expiernced guy do the work. idk why but. it’s nice. ALSO THAT DUCK DID NOT LAND ON THAT MONEY SMOOTHLY. TF????

GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HE MISSED TROUBLE I FUCKING CANT. SONOF A BITCH. OH THEYRE GOING TO ATLANTISH FROM EARLIER. NO ONE TELL DONALD. FUCK. OH OKAY DOUBLE FUCK DONALD’S JOB IS A TIE IN—

okay that’s episode one holy shit. how did I fall in love with duck david tennant so quickly. damn. these guys?? oh I love these guys wtf. webby. I love webby. the green one is my favorite rn. Scrooge and Donald have history I just know it, as well as the old lady duck whom I have not gotten the name of nor what she actually does in mcduck manor. last one; I’m guessing that the season finale/later arc/maybe even next episode is going to have the new duck gang try and tell Donald that his employer is evil and only wants his help with Atlantis, and Donald is gonna HATE that because this job is finally what’s getting his family afloat after so long unemployed. (probably has something to do with Scrooge’s infinite wealth because it’s strange that they did shit together and Donald got nothing? (Also a pretty unique dynamic—uncle and nephew adventuring together…. there’s definitely something deep there) he’ll think that his nephews are just trying to get him to quite because either they miss him, are jealous, or want their old life back. I don’t know. Donald’s over caution is also definitely a result of treasure hunting. Maybe definitely. I don’t know

okay OKAY true last one; the tricks mention when Donald gave up the kids. no tricks no nothing. that’s important isn’t it…. hm. anyways BEST THING 10/10 YIIPIE!!!!

RHIS WAS WODNERFUL TO READ YESYEYS FBSKHDKSJDJD . I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT BITS TO RESPOND TO BUT EEEEEEE. ALSO YEAH IT ALSO SURREAL ON MY END TOO LIKE HI SCROOGE MCDUCK AKA CROWLEY PLEASE DONT COMMIT ATROCITIES. ALSO THE GREEN ONE IS LOUIE AND YEAH HE IS SO !! I CONSTANTLY FLIP BETWEEN WHICH IS MY FAV OUT OF THE TRIPLETS BUT HE WAS MY FAV FOR A GOOD WHILE !!

[osaka-lilac]

okay i’m finally free and can do this tag game cause i was busy sorry for the wait lol

tagged by @killingevie @arodynamics-xo and @formula-red <3333 i love u guys

1. are you named after anyone?

yea! i’m named after my great aunt and she’s pretty cool and she’s super sweet. my full name is a different spelling of alison krauss, she’s a bluegrass singer that my parents like, bonded over. she’s pretty cool actually

2. when was the last time you cried?

uhhh probably when i was still getting over my ex and it was still raw. i got close to it during a rush at work literally today and i had like 5 orders to do alone and i got scared and i just like. profusely apologized for the wait and they were like “well you shouldn’t be alone anyways” and i was like idk sorry i guess

3. do you have kids?

no and i don’t plan to for a long time. i’m literally 19

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

not really? i’m bad with detecting sarcasm a lot when it’s subtle but when you do the whole fake voice thing, then i get it. idk if it’s just the social anxiety in me or what

5. what sports have you/do you play?

so i dabbled a bit in elementary school and middle school but sports have never really been my thing. i did basketball camps in elementary school but i was not good at it, and then i did volleyball camps from fifth grade to seventh grade. i was part of the volleyball team in seventh grade but i wasn’t good and i wasn’t like already part of their crew so i wasn’t treated very well. but i joined tennis in eighth grade and i loved it and i played it up until my senior year of hs when covid cancelled our season. i was more into music, i did band and played french horn in middle school, and have done choir and theatre from fifth grade all the way up to my senior year.

6. what’s the first thing you notice about people?

i’m good at reading people’s faces. i can tell if someone doesn’t like me even by the twitch of an eyebrow. but usually i notice their eyes and smiles first. windows to the soul, am i right? i’m really bad at eye contact when people are also looking so it’s a bit awkward lol. i also love people’s smiles, and i’m able to match emotions p well

7. scary movies or happy endings?

so i used to be big into happier movies, like i would actively avoid movies that made me feel bad cause i didn’t want to feel like that. but once i took my film class in my second year of college i’ve appreciated movies that make me sad and uncomfortable. there’s so much i missed on by being afraid of feeling bad. i really enjoy psychological horror/thrillers, but i’m not into super gory or jumpscare-filled horror movies. think like full metal jacket, ones that make me feel scared in a tense way rather than just violence, although fmj has both

8. any special talents?

depends on what you call special. i did art for two years for college so i’m not too bad at that. i can sing but i haven’t sung in a non-private manner since high school so i’m pretty rusty. i’m not really that special when i think about it and i’m pretty ordinary. but i can make good coffee i guess.

9. where were you born?

north-eastern wisconsin and i barely have left the state in my life other than week-long vacations to florida as a small child that i barely remember.

10. what are your hobbies?

i still draw in my free time, even though i’m still working through my burnout. i like walking around town and driving for fun, i read and play video games but i’ve kinda been falling out of that. i like animal crossing, minecraft, destiny 2, and f1 21 (the only good one on xbox game pass). but i’m not very good at racing games yet cause i don’t have a wheel, i’m on controller. if you consider my hyperfixations hobbies, im big into f1 rn but in the recent past i’ve been really into total drama island, and mcyt (but i barely talk about that anymore)

11. do you have any pets?

yes! back at home i’ve got two cats named rudy and hermey, they just turned 19 in may and they may sound old but they are still kicking it and oh so sweet. they’re brothers and i’ve had them all my life and i love them. i also have a corgi who’s like 7 and she’s super sweet and bouncy and i love her

12. how tall are you?

5’4.5” ~ 162.5 cm [i tell people i’m 5’5” to fuck w them >:) ]

13. fave subject in school?

i liked art, choir, and english a lot. i actually loved writing papers about things i read and my teachers kept them as “examples” to show future students if they were confused so i take that as a personal W

14. dream job?

if you had asked me this like. 8 months ago i would have told you i would like to be a storyboard illustrator for movies or tv shows and stuff like that. however i am so burned out of everything except mindless sketch studies that i don’t know if i want to do that anymore. i’ve been oddly into engineering lately (literally only because of F1) and even though i didn’t enjoy math as much i’m willing to put it aside and work at it for the sake of a possibility of working for F1 one day.

15. eye color?

green with like. brown highlights. it’s not hazel but it’s also not fully green. i’ve been told i also have blue around the outside which idk about that. it’s like the dark blue ring with green and very little brown highlights.

uhhh i’m a little late to the party for this so idk who’s been tagged and done this already but i’m gonna tag @toffee-and-tandoori , @racingliners , and @tinyweltmeister as well as anyone else who wants to do this :)

[matan4il]

Hi! I know you probably get a lot of messages and what not but I wanted to say that I really enjoy your buddie meta that you write. I like how you don’t just talk about buck and eddie but the episode as a whole & how it relates to buddie in addition to the characters they interact with. I don’t know many people in this fandom who look at things as they are given in an analytical way so i really appreciate you and the work you write. I also wanted to know if you went to film school or anything cause in your last meta you mentioned framing in terms of when chimney was giving compressions vs how buck reacted when eddie got shot & i’ve never read anything where people payed attention to stuff like that. anyways my name is miya if you ever wanna exchange thoughts or analysis. ❤️

OMG, hi Miya! :D It's wonderful to meet you! And this is so lovely and sweet of you, thank you SO MUCH for your kind words! I'm so, SO happy to hear that you enjoy my meta as it is. It means the world, and I hope I can continue to provide you with an analysis that you can enjoy! *HUGS*

And no, I haven't gone to film school, but it feels like a huge compliment that you think I did. I have watched probably way too many TV shows and movies since I was a kid. It only got worse when I came out and was struck by a desire to see every gay film and show ever made, from all over the world. In addition, I do have a degree in General and Comparative Literature, which is all about analyzing, comparing, observing intertextuality, all to draw meaning out of text. Movies and TV might be a different kind of text, one that doesn't use only words, so you do have to take into account soundtrack, editing, angles, framing choices and so on that you wouldn't have in a literary text (these are things that you can learn to pick up on if you watch enough TV and films, and especially if you also read a bit about filming theories, which I have on occasion), but a lot of the tools to understand them are still very similar, because this too is text.

I would love to exchange thoughts and analysis whenever you want to! I'm a bit flooded indeed with messages rn, but I am always interested and ALWAYS happy to hear from wonderful people like you! I hope you have a beautiful day, sweetheart! Oh, and as always, here's my ask tag. xoxox

[spookiat]

TAG 9 PEOPLE YOU'D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER

Tagged by @yahargulian, thanks! shfhfh man I haven’t done one of these in. Near a decade at this point?? Maybe? It’s been a while

Three ships:

- Jongerry!!!! (And also jongerrymartin) from TMA

- jmart also from TMA

- Jasico from PJO

- Taakitz (bonus non ‘J-name’ ship!) from TAZ

But like i can never remember what I’ve seen or read or even like so!! There are probably other ships that changed my very brain pathways that I just can’t remember rn fhfhf (this is ignoring my own characters of course bc they’re all that’s filling up my mental real estate rn)

First ship:

Niche but probably Teorenzo, Teo and Lorenzo from the Undrowned Child but also like Percabeth bc come on. They were the first big fandomy ship. (Or was that… Tamaki and Haruhi???? Who Knows, the passage of time and my past is a mystery even to me)

Last song:

My Frankenstein from Dead end paranormal park!

Last film:

Interstellar ???? I think. That was in cinema at least. God, my memory is awful. I don’t knowww.

Currently reading:

ignoring all the Danny phantom and batfam fics and going for actual books I think probably The Book Eaters by Sunyi Dean??? Was very good!! I need to find smth new to read but focus is hard

Currently watching:

His Dark Materials!! I need to watch the most recent season but I am still watching it. But also Horimiya and Buddy Daddies bc I’m ready to let myself get baited by anime again. Tbh before the mid Jan anime kick idk what I would have said I haven’t been watching much TV…. Uhhh also owl house?? I guess?? I’ve been meaning to rewatch Batman Brave and Bold, or Danny Phantom but alas. (Oh my god I forgot I was rewatching kimi ni todoke)

Currently craving:

Nothing Really but damn it would be nice to eat gluten-y ramen. Or a soft cinnamon sugar pretzel. But illegal food aside…. Lemon poppyseed cake. But specifically my friend’s wedding cake recipe bc I did not eat enough of it and her mum bakes real good.

Apparently I also need to get to know me better bc idk any of the answers fhfhfh… anyways!!!

I’m tagging whoever wants to!! Bc why not! If you’ve read this far you’re tagged

Aaaand @rawplutonium, @sapphichoneymoon, @honeyconsidered, @catboyparrish if y’all want and any other mutual who’s up for it!

[novaauster]

Three-Dimensional Characters

I did it. I’ve cracked the code.

I figured out what dimensions (or graph axes) people are talking about when they say “three-dimensional characters”. It’s “what they know about themself”, “what they don’t know about themself”, “what they show to others” and “what they don’t show to others”.

Like this!

So, for example, let’s take Katniss Everdeen. Fantastic character, iconic book series. What does she know about herself? That she loves her sister and would do anything for her. That’s the opening knowledge of the book, everything hinges on it. That makes her an active character, because she has this core of belief about herself. 

She shows that she’s angry at the Capitol. It’s imminently important to her that she do so, it makes her feel like she has personhood in a system that’s trying to strip it away. She fights and fights some more, and does not make compromises.

Of course, she doesn’t know that her anger at what is being done to her and her sister, while completely justified and probably her only available coping mechanism, actively harms her chances of survival. Like, a lot. She cannot play along, she cannot make allies (except for Peeta, who puts up with a lot because he knows she can fight better than he can), and thus she is a pretty bad leader. Even so, she makes do and starts a revolution anyway, because most people are just as angry as her.

And, finally, she doesn’t show (to other characters, not to the reader) that she’s terrified. She and her entire home district are in mortal peril, and she’s like sixteen. She doesn’t know how to protect Prim besides fight for her, and she fights so hard and so uncompromisingly that she gets in her own way. It’s an internal conflict and it makes her seem three-dimensional and very human.

These four things are kept in mind in every scene, and get specific based on each circumstance (and they’re a sliding scale too, especially on the “show” axis, she obviously trusts some people more than others). They even change over time somewhat, because she’s a dynamic character. So, yeah.

I’m gonna do the same thing for the characters I’m writing rn under the cut

Keshiro from Empty And Become Wind! He’s so fun and silly and goofy. He knows that nothing can get in the way of his duty as a Raqkesh, and he doesn’t know how to treat his own personhood, outside of his duty, with his charges. He shows that he’s kind of a funny bitch, if someone can’t understand some aspect of his identity (being an airbender, being a Raqkesh, being an agender man, what have you) then he thinks it’s hilarious to lie to them and confuse them further. He shows, to the people he trusts, that being a Raqkesh is a dead-serious thing and violence weighs on a person in the abstract. He doesn’t show, unabstractly, that he’s in pain.

Din from Empty And Become Wind! I love him so much, he’s just a Guy in Situations. He knows that he’s perfectly able to live the life he currently has, and he doesn’t know that he’s gay and the world is a lot bigger than the homophobic little Fire Nation towns he’s been in all his life. He shows that he’d like to meet someone that isn’t absolutely fucking incompetent, and he doesn’t show that, despite the haters, he is capable of whimsy and curiosity.

And those things are all on display during the scene that they meet! Din is guarded because he’s meeting someone who could, to quote popular Disney animated film Aladdin, show him the world and he doesn’t know if he trusts that, Keshiro is being a funny bitch but when someone’s actually in danger he steps up and even risks using airbending to help, and he might tell Din about his charges and the spirits, but he only references his own past (mentions Ther) when it’s imminently relevant that he explains why not having OSHA is bad, actually.

That’s why they’re so fun to write!

[punkscowardschampions]

Casey & Janis Pt.7 (Lamerica & Bibi)

Casey: [she could do it in the car while he’s driving as if it’s a taxi and she’s in a film lol, that was my thought of what y’all would probably do because it’s the most chaotic, even though she’s probably parked right by work and could also run in and get changed there because she owns the place]

Janis: [you’re so real for that, no excuse beyond never wanting to get engaged in a convo with any of the other people who work there lol but that is enough for us, paired with the car acrobatics we’re gonna have to do to achieve it]

Casey: [it’ll bring back mems of your many feral antics in cars during the runaway era so you’ll both love that, just try not to crash, boy, as you’re blatantly checking out every sec of said acrobatics whilst also trying to drive, you’re going on a restaurant date not an A&E one, you’re not java]

Janis: [forever being the most distracting passenger of all time, no shame, but eventually crawling into the front seat to sit next to him ‘like you remembered?’ re. This fit]

Casey: [Winnie has just suggested to me telepathically that we should bring back their OG car crash moment as a means to bring Jimothy out of his baby Jac doesn’t exist and I don’t care era but that’s for nearer to her being born and therefore not for rn, put in a pin in it you evil bear, because for rn he’s LOOKING her over very intensely having a little reminisce in his head before doing one of his dramatic slow nods like YES]

Janis: [a good shout though, it fits very well there, agreed Winola you smart lil man; meanwhile we’re here watching your entire reaction like we’ll be quizzed on it later, placing a joking hand on the steering wheel like you need to keep him on the road because his eyes definitely ain’t ‘still fits’ because you aren’t bigger yet but why not be evil and put that in his head too]

Casey: [mhmm, and he’d be her official next to kin and contact person still for things like that because it’s not something peeps think about changing so they’d call him and obvs he’d come, it makes sense on every level but it will be drama even moreso than when we originally did it hence Winnie is buzzing with himself, but ANYWAY, putting his hand over hers on this steering wheel duh and SQUEEZING it because she’s killing him as she intended to, shamelessly STARING at her boobs ofc because they have grown a lil bit already though I’m sure it isn’t noticeable yet to anyone who doesn’t have this blatant kink, then I don’t even need to say that his eyes and hand are both moving to rest on her stomach because again duh, just leaving that hand there as he turns his attention however briefly back to driving]

Janis: [‘you’re so unsubtle’ as we’re 😳 over how you’re looking at and then touching us, shaking our head like oh you and we’re not totally about it]

Casey: [‘what would I start that now for?’ because he has never been subtle even when she was not his to look at or touch like this he was still out here being this shameless about it we all know, and now she is his so he can and will never stop, smirking at her blush which he isn’t looking at rn since he’s paying attention to the road for once but he knows is there nevertheless]

Janis: [‘decorum’ like lol you’re being SO rude right now, knocking his face with a light tap on the chin like don’t smirk at me boy because we’re only getting redder over here]

Casey: [‘dunno what that means’ could be bants, could be he genuinely doesn’t know what that word means, in my head it’s both cos he can guess hence the pisstakeyness but that’s obvs not a word in his vocab ‘soz, like’ for this and the smirk but ofc he’s not remotely sorry for either lol]

Janis: [a mm sort of noise like yeah, I can tell that because never behaved a day in your life and we’re so here for it ‘neither of us are’ ‘cos no need to lie about it]

Casey: [turning to look at her for a sec when she says neither of them are sorry because yeah too true and he’s gotta do a genuine smile about it and bring back the big hearteyes]

Janis: [kissing the spot on his chin you just punched him because so in love with you and unable to sit still in our seat about it currently]

Casey: [‘I love you’ because HARD SAME, he’s full of love rn and if he even starts kissing her anywhere in any way they 10000% will crash, so saying this and turning away to GRIP the steering wheel like his life depends on it is the only option to keep them alive, but in the same breath he can’t resist adjusting her seatbelt for her when she cannot stop moving, such dad energy always]

Janis: [🤏 at him like I am a tiny bit soz I’m making driving this car such a task for you right now but also a little bit more soz you can’t pay me all the attention always ‘I love you more’ in the quietest voice of all time ‘cos currently trying not to breathe let alone move because behaving in the extreme now]

Casey: [‘nearly there’ as quietly like she’s a child doing the whole are we there yet annoying cliche but really he just needs to remind himself and her that they won’t be stuck in this car having to behave for much longer because they both hate it so much, taking her wrist and feeling her pulse how he do]

Janis: [when he’s being so daddy you can’t actually stand it and are tempted to have a proper sulk about it but folding your arms is interrupted by him grabbing your wrist so you’re just !! at him silently]

Casey: [‘unless’ like that’s a full sentence because we all know he’s saying unless you want me to pull this car over rn immediately and do something about the way you’re looking at me so !!]

Janis: [biting our lip and shaking our head slowly how he did not that long ago because no, we gotta keep going, you’re right]

Casey: [running his thumb over her bottom lip very distractingly for a long and lingering moment but do keep on driving because you always do what you’re told]

Janis: [‘nearly there’ the way you repeat something when you’re trying to comfort yourself and need to believe it, sucking his thumb, however briefly as your mouth moved to talk]

Casey: [an intake of breath that’s almost a GASP but he’s not letting it be because we’re trying to be good and get there, therefore driving a little bit faster, not so cray you could get in trouble but just so she knows how much he’s also holding on to that repeated nearly there and needing it to be true]

Janis: [an almost imperceptible nod of approval because could not need to be there more, keeping hold of this hand a little too tightly because any way to hold off from just losing it]

Casey: [get there so he can stop this car and then IMMEDIATELY undo her seatbelt and pull her onto his lap to kiss her like he’s wanted to do that entire time but could not or y’all would crash and die]

Janis: [the most dramatic kissing like it has been years and you thought you’d never get another chance like truly, there’s no way you had to wait that long but that’s just y’alls vibe, the ‘daddy’ that we’re letting out is beyond unholy because we feel like we’ve never meant it more]

Casey: [it has probably been 10 minutes but it feels like y’all had to wait another decade over here, you’re like teenagers but we know why and we’ll always allow it, absolutely does not need to touching her indecently outside of this food place, but he is and does because the d word has been spoken and feels are high and she’s wearing what she’s wearing]

Janis: [attempting to maintain eye contact whilst he kills you to just kill yourself further ‘you’re so handsome’ yet again loving upon his face but not allowing yourself to ruin his hair how you often would]

Casey: [‘it’s for you’ like have it to do whatever you want with, because never going to discourage feral behaviour when he can encourage it, emphasising this by doing a new lovebite somewhere on her where it’s only just peeping out from whatever she’s wearing, so it’s not blatant but it’s there if you’re looking is the vibe]

Janis: [‘for tonight’ like he might be going on a different date tomorrow with someone else, doing the GASP you did not earlier at this lovebite because always going to be here for and urging you to mark us in all the ways]

Casey: [‘forever’ like the most !!! * of all time, thus gotta kiss her fiercely about it as if she’ll go somewhere if he doesn’t]

Janis: [just grinding yourself against him shamelessly, using a hand on the window to steady yourself, biting his lip hard but not quite to bleeding point]

Casey: [excuse us everyone who’s currently getting out of their cars to go and eat or walking past to go about their business for his ridiculous sound in response to all this, he’s not sorry or remotely concerned with y’all but I am]

Janis: [clamp his mouth with yours as if that’s a solution because we’re not stopping, heaven forbid, doing your staring whilst that close vibe too to really get the SHH across as you’re still doing the most to touch him outside his clothes]

Casey: [meanwhile he’s touching her more as if being like okay let’s make it a competition is remotely a solution either, boy you know you’ll only lose, don’t do it]

Janis: [I don’t have much faith in you either but obviously can never turn down a competition so we must, doing our best unphased act here for all of ten seconds, I’m sure]

Casey: [you aren’t baze lads, give it up LOL, but it goes without saying he’s doing the most to turn those 10 secs into a literal second before she’s losing it, again don’t mind them everyone, they can’t be tamed, especially in this era]

Janis: [lmao there is no hiding here we know it, but trying to prove just how unbothered and quiet we can be by moving your hand for you so it’s fully down our pants like see, so cool, so casual but you simply are not so sort of defeated the point but still]

Casey: [taking them off with the implication of just fully intending to leave them behind in this car because they are so unnecessary for this date actually because he knows damn well you aren’t cool or casual and what a way to express it, no fucks given to the mess y’all could now get into with this, best behaviour simply never lasts, and now his only priority is killing her so]

Janis: [grabbing your pants and shoving them in your mouth like there, will be SO quiet now, as if that isn’t entirely unhinged behaviour, showing how blatantly you need something to stop you from making ALL the noise]

Casey: [we all know he LOVES how unhinged she is though so it’ll only add to his enthusiasm here, as if he needed any more encouragement, in contrast to how feral y’all are both being, giving her the softest kiss ever on the top of her head for the good girl vibes] 

Janis: [🥺 having to do your talking for you right now, as well as the blatant way you’re attempting to get him out of his pants but you’re too distracted to fully get there]

Casey: [help her like you helped her with her seatbelt before, same daddy energy, lbr though you need this just as much and you’re as !! about it]

Janis: [taking your pants out of your mouth and using them to coat him in all the drool that you soaked them with ‘please’ in a voice that is barely there at this point]

Casey: [‘please what?’ purely for how his voice sounds asking the question and to make her use hers again because too into how it sounded]

Janis: [breathing so shallowly because we’re overwhelmed with how you just sounded and the endless ways we could ask for this, just continuing to play with you as if debating all these ways in the !! silence ‘love me, daddy’]

Casey: [the way he’s not even intentionally mimicking the exact way she’s breathing they are just that in sync always and feeling the same things so hard rn, STARING at her in the !! silence but almost cutting off her sentence when she says it in his eagerness to do just that, typical him things]

Janis: [the noise that is being strangled out of you with how hard you attempted to keep it in but simply could not when he does shit like that, giving him an aggressive lovebite where he gave you one for the mirroring but also because you need some way to remotely calm yourself]

Casey: [the only acceptable response to any of that is a ‘baby’ that matches the way she said daddy the first time, no notes, neither of them can calm down and are both dying haha]

Janis: [you are right there huns, so funny, at least you’ll have a chance of getting through a course before you need to go again I suppose; just here cuddling him because you need to be squeezing him every which way you can ‘yours forever’]

Casey: [you tried, at least you aren’t going at it outside or inside of whatever this restaurant is because y’all are those bitches and would, some tiny amount of decorum has been found, ridiculous as it is to be proud of you for these antics, try not to squeeze the life out of her when you’re doing this back at her though please, she could barely breathe before as is]

Janis: [wouldn’t be complaining, and we aren’t, the opposite with how we’re sounding and the way we’re putting your seatbelt on for you like we’ve literally trapped you and you can’t leave, not even realising you're also moving more deranged as a result too]

Casey: [bite this seatbelt about how much you love it so you don’t dramatically bite her shoulder or somewhere else because we’re not drawing blood when you’re this pre-date thank you, I’m sure you can and will also choke yourself with it for y’all’s mutual enjoyment and I can’t stop you from doing that so live your best life]

Janis: [just here watching you like a proud parent nbd ‘that’s made you harder, Case, what does that make you?’ pausing our own movements off your body so you have to reach up and thus choke yourself more]

Casey: [a look like you tell me because all he cares about ever is what she thinks and we’re not soz about that ever]

Janis: [‘good answer’ as if any of that was communicated verbally because we just know and you know exactly what we think about you and everything we get up to]

Casey: [the most dramatic nod that turns into the most loving forehead touch because exactly]

Janis: [doing another fave by kissing you as softly as we can whilst being entirely feral in how we’re riding your lap rn ‘I think you’re perfect’ so sincerely between these kisses]

Casey: [‘nah, you know I’m not, and that it’s okay’ because too real to not express yet again how important it is that they don’t have to be perfect ‘I ain’t perfect but you’re still here’]

Janis: [just smiling at him because love you reassuring us whilst mid sesh, you’re too cute sometimes I swear ‘you feel pretty perfect though’ like not soz for it]

Casey: [‘still waiting to feel that for myself’ like yes I know you and your thinking I’m so perfect meaning we have to do penis related arts and crafts, in such an oh you kind of tone but he’s too amused and too loved up, nevermind also being too feral, to really mind atm ‘have to take your word for it’ all the emphasis on word there because really trying to get her to make all the possible unhinged noises ever with what he’s doing]

Janis: [‘not my fault you can’t fuck yourself like that’ with the same kind of affectionate bants because it’s unavoidably the mood right now but we’re also immediately giving you all the words without it remotely being going along with the bit and simply because we gotta]

Casey: [‘who else’s is it I’m not as flexible as you?’ with the bants of we’ve been workout buddies for years and years how dare you not train me for this, but he’s making her do some car acrobatics again just to make the most of how flexible she is and how strong he is, obvs, bringing back all the car hookup mems]

Janis: [‘you wouldn’t need me otherwise’ like yeah, too smart to teach you how to do that, it was a carefully considered plan, thank you v much]

Casey: [a hot lol at her masterplan but ‘I would’ because he needs her for all the reasons and needs to let her know that]

Janis: [‘you would… never leave your room’ like I know you but we’re giving you heart eyes because always love being reassured]

Casey: [‘I’d need to see you sometimes’ not him saying that he wouldn’t be able to fuck himself even in this hypothetical scenario without her to turn him on first, when you’re just that in love and it’s so true]

Janis: [just kissing him so hard because that’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever heard tbh]

Casey: [have a makeout, it’ll keep you both a bit quiet at least, the random passersby are welcome]

Janis: [the only chatting we’re doing is to tell you how much we love you, over and over but still, an improvement]

Casey: [us proud of these deviants again when we have no reason to be, god bless, you know he can’t keep his mouth shut and is therefore joining in with that whenever he isn’t kissing her like his life depends on it]

Janis: [soz not soz you have to stan a drunk in love couple like this]

Casey: [and I do but also hurry up so y’all can get in that bloody restaurant or so help me]

Janis: [tbf honey boo boo, we can leave this here if you wanna ‘cos the vibe is getting to Libi throwing a party in your gaff whilst you guys are out and getting you kicked out so, if you wanna do something else we can because we know you gonna have this dinner and hit the clerb]

Casey: [you’re right because honestly I just want y’all to have a nice time on this date and then the fun time you didn’t get to have on night 1 of him working, so nothing dramatic should happen until the news of the party gets back to you and ruins your good time]

Janis: [thanks, Libi, you flop lmao]

Casey: [is there anything you specifically wanna say happens during the date or the clerb or are you good with it just being a nice vibe?]

Janis: [am annoyed this is so short now lmao but honestly I agree, we can just vibe it was going very well until it was ruined, for sure]

America: u were missed in detention 2day

America: Lucas went psycho, u could of filmed it

Libi: At you? Unfortunately that isn’t enough of a plot twist to make the day’s supercut

America: @ the kid with the crutches in my year, swear that was the only thing stopping it coming 2 blows, 2 weapons on him at all times, not a wise fight to pick

Libi: Typical one for Lucas to pick though, when it isn’t a girl from my year 🚩

America: told you he made a mistake double booking himself when he got you

America: couldn’t get all assault-y like he wanted with me there just ‘cos I couldn’t answer his question about… whatever it is we’re doing atm

Libi: Don’t, the close call is too real, it was already gross as when he used the word “provocative” to describe how I answered his question…

America: ooh la la 

America: never happy, him, if you answer his questions or don’t 💔

Libi: I’ll be happy to leave it at the one detention with him, no offence

America: a tease, I understand, I just lack the subtlety myself

Libi: He shouldn’t be getting worked up by me, that’s very much a him issue, not a me problem, but

Libi: you’re not the only person to ever say it

America: who’s saying that to you? 🤔

America: boys are very bad flirts

Libi: Still, I don’t think they were trying to flirt, just make me feel bad, or themselves better, for my serious lack of interest

America: you do have a boyfriend, isn’t that incel defense 101

America: respect other men, not bitches

Libi: Probably if true, but you’ve heard wrong, I don’t have a boyfriend

America: oh, my bad

America: every1 thinks the deaf kid is your boyfriend

Libi: Well 1. Everyone shouldn’t call him the deaf kid, that’s way more insulting than thinking we’re dating and 2. We aren’t, he’s like my brother and my best friend, nothing else

America: sorry, I don’t know his name, I wasn’t trying to majorly put my foot in it but 🙃

Libi: 3. His name is Bobby, now you know and you won’t have to put up with me having a go again

America: it’s cool, it sounded cunty even if it wasn’t

America: you should tell everyone you’re single, then you wouldn’t be, you’re so pretty

Libi: 😳

Libi: might be a big part of the reason I don’t, selfish as that is to him, I’d rather be single right now

America: the pretty privilege 😏

Libi: You’re pretty too, you can’t call it out if you also have it

America: not as pretty as my sister so its irrelevant

America: i’m not 💔 i get to be a total hoe to compensate

Libi: 👌 my only child privilege I’ll accept

America: i won’t hear any arguments on that 1

America: sisters are a living hell

Libi: 😶

Libi: [but drop some films on the subject as recs, idk but you’re that bitch]

America: homework… Lucas? 

Libi: I wish that was the sort of homework any of them set

America: as I have NO PLANS for tonight 🍿📼 it is

Libi: You’re so welcome then, since I know the feeling and how 💔 it is

America: who pissed on your plans babe?

Libi: It’s a long story, you would feel like I was a teacher, [namedrop one who emotionally overshares because there always is]

America: you can do that 1. No one believes me, even if I wanted to tell your story for you 2. I’ll tell you all about Gaz and his mind control abuse tactics meaning I’m not allowed to leave my room unless I’m on tiptoes

Libi: [Whatever Violette’s nickname is because nobody’s using her name obvs but I haven’t thought of one] could teach you, she used to always walk like that when we were younger 

America: 🩰

America: I’ll ask her but I might also invest in some heavy 🥾🥾

Libi: Yeah, I wouldn’t blame you, by the sounds of Gaz

America: v Lucas vibes but instead of detention he ruins my home life 🥳

Libi: My home is massive, if you ever wanna stay

America: um, duh

America: you can’t be that sweet and be serious though

Libi: The catch is it’s in the middle of nowhere, and there’s more 🐓🐐 living there than people now, but if you’re cool with the longest bus ride of all time, often, it’s alright really

America: awh, i love 🐓

America: people will travel for an empty though, always, just bin off the few living people left 👾👾

Libi: Oh and 🐈 loads and loads, how could I forget that little detail

America: it does sound like you’re flirting with me but that asks the question what the 🐐 means

America: [name/shame your own cats, deffo a cat family, not as many as the cali gaff, of course]

Libi: Least I don’t have to 🤞 you’re not allergic

Libi: but if I was flirting with you I’d say something about how much we have in common, so many of our 🐈 being named after rock stars

America: why my ma wasted her best names on 🐈s is a whole ‘nother debate but you’re right

America: your name is cool, I’ve thought that since you came to China’s bdays when we were little

Libi: Most people think I’m Libby like Elizabeth, but I’m not bothered about correcting them, I think you’re right and my name is cool too

America: when most people’s names are out of the bible, that’ll happen

America: is a bit like mam wanted us to get bullied but 

Libi: Loads of my family would say it builds character, the rest would either be the bullies or quick to sort them out

America: 🤡 loads of character

Libi: It made me laugh when you [something she’s done recently which I won’t commit us to but we know the vibes]

America: 😁 earned me an invite to your party

Libi: I never agreed to no party, it’s not even my birthday ‘til [a weekday that’s coming up soon af]

America: omg its never your actual birthday, psychic or what

Libi: You might be 🔮 but ❌🥳

Libi: if you knew who I lived with, you’d get why not

America: what are you going to do then?

Libi: I have my traditions for the day of, Bobby and I do

Libi: but I don’t know, things between us are complicated

America: you have to celebrate, however complicated things are

Libi: Nobody’s in the celebrating mood

America: you should be, it’s your birthday, you won’t get to repeat it

Libi: They’re every year, it’s alright, hopefully by the next things’ll be less

Libi: shit, to be honest

America: never your 14th though

America: what if you’re waiting until your 18th or your 44th

Libi: Normally I’d be the first person to want to make it count 🎂

Libi: but I don’t have anybody to invite, it would be actually tragic, Samantha Baker in Sixteen Candles level of bad birthday 😬

America: no, no, silly

America: that’s not tragic, that’s when you invite everyone, the best guestlist is no guestlist, after-all

Libi: Is it?

America: 100%

Libi: I’ve heard what happens when people try and have a lowkey party and it’s gatecrashed, nevermind what would if I set out having no guestlist

Libi: there’d be no house standing by the end

America: no, it’s never that bad, people are just dramatic after the fact to try and sound so super cool

Libi: There’ll be an element of that, but there’s the real risk 🐓 are too scared to lay 🥚 ever again, we can’t

Libi: unless it’s somewhere else

America: maybe its foot in mouth o’clock again but i did think you sort of moved around a bit

Libi: I did, I used to live with Bobby more, before, when his brother was married to my aunty but they’re not together anymore

America: so that’s why everything is shit

Libi: Yeah, she cheated, and his brother took it how you would take something like that, so I can’t live there, they’re looking after each other and I’m

Libi: looking after myself

America: we can’t keep having things in common like this, people will talk

America: so basically, Bobby is in a mood with you too, I see, I see

America: well, where does your aunty live now?

Libi: With him, her new boyfriend

America: you wouldn’t mind if their place got a teeny tiny bit trashed then

Libi: They’d deserve it, but they do have the cutest puppy there I’d feel bad for 🤏

America: I don’t think anyones gonna kick it

America: don’t go to school with TOTAL animals

Libi: We could look after him, between us

Libi: he loves me, I’ve already had to loads and he’ll wanna be your best friend too, he’s that sort of dog

America: you’d trust me? 🥺

Libi: You’re the only one who isn’t full time in her classes with [whatever the special needs teacher is called] who [again Violette but this nickname] says is nice to her

Libi: I’d call that worthy of trust

America: she’s fun, and funny

America: and she likes my stories

Libi: She is and she does, and from my own POV you’re the only one who cares it’s my birthday

America: she probably wouldn’t like a party, would she

Libi: I’ll ask, but it might get a bit much, if we’re inviting everyone, they live in a flat it’s gonna be well crowded

America: it wouldn’t be much of a gesture if it just freaks her out, all I was thinking 

America: I can get to work spreading the word

Libi: Why don’t we do something together the day of, us 3, after school? I have to stop holding my breath at some point Bobby might want to

America: 🥤💳🍦🎉🧁

America: I’ll steal Gaz’ card and it’ll be on me

Libi: You don’t have to, I’ve been given some birthday cash early and I’ll have the rest by then

America: okay, I’ll check his wallet just ‘cos

America: the decades old condoms will come in handy anyway

Libi: If they’re that old, maybe just stick to using them as 🎈 to be safe

America: if that’s your bday girl wish, I will accept

Libi: It properly sounds like I’m flirting now, promise I haven’t had any interest in girls yet

America: 🤫 that I’m a total nun too, no one needs to know

Libi: I’m a total party virgin, throwing one like this anyway, I hope nobody works that out immediately 🤓

America: people want what they want from a party, and they’ll all love you for the excuse you’re giving them to celebrate as well as a venue

America: it’s that simple, promise

Libi: Okay, they’re after the high school party montage, I’ll give them it, easy *😎

America: 👑 and sash before you know it

Libi: Fair question, what are we wearing? To commit fully to being that bitch or nah… 

America: we could go on a shopping spree with your birthday funds to decide

Libi: [tell her about all the thrift stores you know that have the best shit because you’re that bitch]

Libi: hands down my favourite kind of montage

America: how many dead grannies clothes can i wear at once 🤔😁

Libi: I don’t know how I’ll not flirt with you then 👒

America: 👵 not 👴 unlucky Lucas

Libi: Please don’t spread the word as far as the staff room, tah very much

America: his invite will get lost in the post, he can jack off to the coming of age novels he reads

Libi: We’ve all seen the battered copy of Lolita he keeps in his desk drawer, he isn’t even a bit niche about it

America: he acts like he’s that cliche but he was actually fuming when I had my 🍭

Libi: He’s scared of you cos he wants girls that have no agency and no clue what it or consent means, which is even more outdated than his misunderstanding of that book

America: you are sounding a bit too like my sister now 🤏

America: i’ve seen the movie though

Libi: Sorry, but there’s a chance she could be right and you can still think having her ‘round you is hell on earth

Libi: I just mean, you know too much about what he’s like to fall for what he’d like to pretend to be

America: oh she just loves an essay, I don’t think any of hers are ‘provocative’ though 🥱

America: I know what you mean, wants his bullshit believed, most do

Libi: I don’t hate an essay, I’d rather film it, obviously, but if we had a decent English teacher I wouldn’t be gutted to have to write them either

America: you’re smart

Libi: I don’t know about that, but I’ve always liked the sound of my own voice 😅 “provocative” or not

America: we can have that in common, I don’t get 😤 when someone else wants a turn on the mic

Libi: When you come over you’ll lose your shit over the music room

America: 🤤 I only stopped having to share one when Zsa finally got herself a flat

Libi: My mum had to share with her sister when she was our age, she hated it too, she used to sleep in there instead most nights

Libi: I like to, but I’m nowhere near as musical

America: you do 📹 too, that’s cool

Libi: Yeah, like her and my dad, they had it in common

Libi: when I was very little I used to think he had a 📹 for an eye, it’s how I remember him, if I do remember

America: my dad was a 🎸

America: I’ve never heard anyone else put it that way before

Libi: Maybe my mum knew him, she was a bit famous, I think she knew everyone

America: I bet, even though your ma was super young, it’s the same scene

Libi: [tell her all about your mum’s musical endeavours because you have so much of it on film and the rest you just know cos everyone would tell you]

Libi: We should have a look for him in the footage, bring a photo so I have a clue who I’m 👀 for

America: I don’t have any but I bet from description I can work it out, if they were

Libi: You’re on 🍿📼

America: and jamming ✌️

Libi: Don’t tell your sister, unless you fancy making her fuming and jealous

America: always

Libi: I can’t believe you remember me from her birthday parties, what a lasting impression

America: you were sort of hard to miss, for lots of reasons

Libi: I wish I was still her and she was still me

America: you can be

Libi: It’s not that simple but 🎂🤞🌠🙏🔮

America: complicated is for the grownups 

America: all we have to do is have fun

Libi: 🎼 to my 👂

America: and I won’t make any special attempt to make sure cute boys show up 🚫💘

Libi: I just don’t know any cute boys, that’s all, if you do, you’re allowed to invite them

America: me either but I know what they look like

America: they’d be more likely to come if you @’d them

Libi: Alright, tell me who to @ 

America: [just start listing off boys from school you think are fit, probably way too old most of y’all like do not girls lmao]

Libi: [idk how the irish school years work and what they are called etc but just know she’s looking these lads up and saying not the ones that are too old and what year she draws the line at, cos a bossy bitch but also you’re not wrong hun]

America: [I feel like Libi and co were maybe 3rd years so America is 2nd? And it goes up to 6th aka 18 year olds so just do not girls]

America: [also list girls like as you weren’t sure but also fine if you’re gonna be like that about the boys lol]

Libi: [again just no-ing any girls she doesn’t like whether that’s genuinely or doesn’t like the look of when she’s doing this lil search because we’ve said you’re a bit of a bitch in this reboot so]

America: 😆

Libi: What’s funny?

America: you

America: for someone who’s never thrown a party you’re v discerning now

Libi: Um, I’m not sorry about it so

America: funny don’t = bad

America: I like it

Libi: Aw, tah for liking me 😘

America: duh, I like [Violette] ‘cos she’s fun and funny, what’s not to like about you

Libi: I like her too, she’s definitely one of my favourite family members

Libi: but I haven’t felt fun or funny lately, suppose

America: we’ll fix that

America: and get you a super hot outfit for the party

Libi: If he could just remember how fun and funny I am, that might help to start fixing things

America: he can’t be emo like you cheated on him forever

Libi: He could, I’d get it, but I’ll hate it

America: my mam has cheated on every boyfriend she’s ever had, told Gaz that when he moved himself in

America: it’s bad but like, no ones dead

Libi: Did your mum ever fuck her boyfriend’s brother though?

Libi: Bobby has 2, you see, well, he did

America: don’t wanna diminish by saying yeah

America: married does hit different there, I guess 😬

Libi: It’s such a mess, and we’re too sober to get into all the gory details

America: I won’t force it out of you even though it sounds properly interesting 

America: won’t be when you’re sobbing into your cake

Libi: I’ll save sobbing for when everyone finds out

America: he’s lucky he can’t hear

America: it’ll be a rough week ‘til they get over it

Libi: I wouldn’t rush to translate it, even if he was speaking to me

America: I can take the heat, got time to think up a proper scandal

Libi: That’s the nicest anyone has been to me in ages

America: 😇 but that is not the rep

Libi: Your secret identity is safe 

America: your party is a good setting for my cancellation, who knows what I’ll get up to, real or fake

Libi: 📹📼🔒

America: 😈 uploads only

Libi: Promise, I owe you that

America: you’re cute, you don’t deserve everyone talking bad about you over something you didn’t do

Libi: But they’re going to, I might as well do something that’s at least fun at the time and only a bad idea in hindsight

America: you want me, I get it 😘

Libi: Find me when I’ve had a few drinks, who knows

America: 🥵

Libi: Jokes aside, you should, I haven’t been drunk very much

America: I won’t take advantage or let it happen to you when I’m more than willing

Libi: I’m pretty confident I could beat the shit out of most boys on your list, if I had to

America: really?

Libi: Yeah, most of my family 🥊 you have to opt out of getting taught or it’s standard

America: that’s cool, I’m just gonna have to 💋 my way out of trouble

Libi: OR I could teach you some things, one day

America: we can swap skills

Libi: I think you teaching me how to 💋 would only get me in trouble

America: are you accusing me of being a crap kisser?! 🙀

Libi: I would never

America: you’re right though, bringing you into a lesbian scandal doesn’t keep your name out of everyone’s mouths

Libi: And anyway, I know how to

America: did you kiss Bobby

Libi: When we were kids I wouldn’t stop, I always got told off for it 

America: boyfriends were SOOOOO easy to keep in little school

Libi: In fairness to little me, we did have a wedding, so technically he was my husband at the time 

America: mother mary will be buzzing 

Libi: I’m loyal like that 💍

America: good girl like that, blatantly what Lucas thinks

America: not realising you’ve got a 🥊 ready for him

Libi: The scandal is me accidentally murdering him when I get given another detention without you in it

America: no one would be gutted, local hero, like

Libi: I’d rather get on the front pages for my 📹📼 but at least he’ll be dead, massive silver lining there

America: yeah how much say would you get on the prison documentary they do

Libi: I’ll do my best to end up with final say, or who have I become whilst inside but a shell of my former self

America: too good already to find Jesus in there, not sure enough on girls

America: got to stick to your art, babe

Libi: 🤝

America: if I end up inside, I will be SO ready to be someone’s bitch

Libi: I’d visit but I don’t wanna make trouble for you when they end up fuming and jealous about it, we might have to stick to letters instead

America: nothing gay about that 😏

Libi: It would be a plot twist, nobody expects it of me

America: 💔 the male population

Libi: I swear the entire population thinks what you thought, that I’d only write love letters to the one specific boy

America: you were close, you’re both good looking and not technically related, people assume things

Libi: 💔 for the were you just said

America: 😶🤐 ugh, sorry, I only meant that you aren’t right now not that you won’t be again

Libi: It’s not your fault, like it isn’t mine I can’t help missing him so much

America: 😥 it’ll be okay

Libi: 🎂🤞🌠🙏🔮

America: he’s as in love with you, he just needs to be a dude and rage first 🥊😤😡🤬😖😠👿👊

Libi: He isn’t in love and he doesn’t 🥊😤😡🤬😖😠👿👊 I get what you mean though, things have to eventually go back to normal

Libi: even if it’s a new normal 🤏

America: 😢😭😩😣😨😰😥😓😞😔😟😕🙁☹️ would’ve seemed like more of a dig but yeah

America: no one can stay in their feels forever

Libi: It’ll be okay

America: totally, like mam will eventually cheat on Gaz and he’ll leave us to our life like it was before

Libi: All we have to do is wait

America: ⏱

America: don’t mean we can’t have fun in the meantime

Libi: 🥳 starts rn, why not?

America: rn rn?

America: set that rsvp to asap 💃

Libi: One way to find out who’s dead keen

America: oh that becomes well apparent, had a hard job getting some people to leave ours

America: but you won’t have that issue, you can leave when the parties over and not deal with the cleanup or comedowns

Libi: Not caring how anybody else feels is as good as a house rule for my aunty and her boyfriend the rest of the time, I won’t feel bad

America: it’s your birthday, no rules apply anyhow

Libi: Exactly the thinking I need to do more of

Libi: it isn’t gonna feel like my birthday ‘til I start acting like it

America: 🍾🍾🍾

America: I’ll take some of my mam and nans

Libi: And I’ll hit up my granddad, he never says no

America: people should byob but some are stingy so you have to have something to offer, like

Libi: At the very least drinks to offer you and me before people start showing their faces

America: what are you thinking on wearing, what’s the vision

Libi: Think back to how I used to dress for your sister’s birthdays

Libi: we can probably tone it down now I’m not 4, but still, a homage, you know? Something little me’d be proud of this me for

America: ✨🧝‍♀️🦄🤩🧜‍♀️🤠👸😎🦋🧚‍♀️🌈 

Libi: 👽🐅🔮👑🦸‍♀️⭐️🩰👩‍🚀🦕🌌🔫🎀 too, yeah

America: i’m excited, i haven’t had an excuse to dress up for forever

Libi: I’m excited for your 💡

America: anything with glitter, feathers, studs or sparkles

Libi: Anything that’ll take ages to clean up, I see where you’re going with this

America: more camp than slutty but with a side of 😘

Libi: 😏

America: if you want ages to clean up, loads of 💡 for that

Libi: I bet you’ve got loads of horror stories from the parties at yours

America: beer is so sticky

Libi: I’ve learned how true that is from granddad’s pub

America: such a useful family member to have

Libi: He’s one of the good ones, for sure

America: nans discount at [some Irish equivalent of poundland, you know the vibe] isn’t that amazing, ngl

Libi: You’ve already helped massively, it’s okay for you to just sit back and be the guest of honour, besides me

America: you’re so sweet

Libi: Credit where it’s due, and you’re the reason this party is happening, so ✨

Libi: I’d have talked myself out of it, same as I did going to yours

America: you’re just feeling shit too, that’s understandable as well

America: just in my experience, it doesn’t help anything 

Libi: Nor in mine, I’ve been moping for a whole month and it’s gotten me nowhere

America: trying to be 😁 is at least more interesting

America: besides, if everyone else is moping then you’ll never get any attention doing the same act, trust me, Chi is always ☹️ no point me playing 2nd

Libi: I have the least reason to be upset anyway, accepting the fact makes more sense than not, if everyone’s that determined to have it feel like such a competition

America: most things are, people just pretend its fair when they’re the winners

Libi: But actually nothing’s fair and it never has been, behind all the make believe

America: that’s a thought that needs a few beers to handle, some glitter thrown on it too maybe

Libi: To be continued… 

America: good end card

Libi: I like it, has the most possibilities

America: me too ✨

Bobby: What are you even doing

Libi: It’s my birthday

Libi: almost

Bobby: so you, what, exactly

Libi: What does it look like?

Libi: oh and hey, btw, since you weren’t gonna say it

Bobby: Because it’s me whos acting different, right you are

Libi: Different towards me, if you’re ready to have this convo now

Bobby: You’re the one thinking you’re cool having some stupid party and not even inviting me

Libi: I am cool, and you used to be the first one to think so, but you don’t even talk to me anymore, that’s why I didn’t invite you

Bobby: you didn’t invite me for the same reason you’re posting it all over the place

Libi: What, Bobs? Go on, enlighten me

Bobby: for attention and to be a dick about it

Libi: Wanting some attention don’t mean I’m a dick, you know what my birthday means to me, how important making memories is

Libi: and as things stand, I had no idea if we were going to do anything at all, nevermind our traditions

Bobby: so you had a party somewhere I can’t go, makes sense

Libi: *Somewhere that deserves to get trashed

Libi: it’s the only place a party getting a bit messy wouldn’t matter

Bobby: Whatever, I don’t care at all about that

Bobby: just don’t pretend you do when it’s obvious you don’t

Libi: I do care, which is why I’ve been giving you all the space you asked for, even though it’s killing me

Bobby: you care about everyone telling you how cool you and your party are, that’s really lame

Libi: If it was true it would be, but it’s just not

Bobby: yeah, right, it just looks that desperate

Libi: Bobby, come on

Libi: if I’m desperate for anything it’s to get to feel less shit for a minute, aren’t you?

Bobby: and hows that working out for you

Libi: I’m trying, at least

Bobby: Dead happy for you

Libi: Be here, break something, it might help

Libi: please

Bobby: no thanks, I’m not that immature

Libi: Then be here and prove how mature you are, whatever

Bobby: you heard, there’s 0 chance I’m going there

Libi: Okay, tell me what would increase my chances of us back in each others lives

Bobby: You’re being dramatic, none of us have gone nowhere but them two

Libi: No, you’ve shut me out

Libi: but I can be dramatic if you like, if you want me to beg this is me begging right now

Bobby: Why would I want any of this stupid shit

Libi: You tell me, it’s happening on your terms, all of it

Bobby: Have a nice night

Libi: Like I said, your fucking terms all the time

Bobby: I’m not gonna talk to you when you’re being all aggressive, you’re clearly pissed

Libi: You’re not gonna talk to me anyway, it’s just an excuse

Libi: I could be the nicest ever and you still wouldn’t bother

Bobby: I don’t reckon you could, nah

Libi: You reckon I’m who doesn’t care

Libi: Why don’t you miss me even a little bit?

Bobby: You’re just being really childish, about all this

Libi: Yeah well, trying to be mature about it has done nothing

Libi: answer my question

Bobby: No, Libi

Libi: It’s been [a really specific countdown on the length of time, which will make you sound unhinged]

Libi: When will you talk to me then?

Bobby: you’re making things up we talk every day

Libi: We don’t, I tell you what’s going on in lessons every day

Bobby: that’s talking

Libi: No, it isn’t

Bobby: 🙄

Libi: Right, I’m a dick, I’m childish, but it’s alright for you to 🙄

Bobby: I’m not doing no back and forth with you when you’ve got more important things to be getting on with

Libi: You’re the most important person in the world to me, ffs

Bobby: right

Libi: It did used to feel right to you, or I thought it did

Libi: I don’t know what I’m supposed to think now

Bobby: you don’t know what you’re doing, you’re acting like a massive idiot for what, her attention

Libi: You’re the idiot, I have hers whenever I want it, she’s never stopped loving me, she won’t

Bobby: funny way of showing it

Libi: And this was obviously a funny way of showing you I need yours, but everything I do is for you, despite everyone telling me it shouldn’t be

Bobby: I just

Bobby: don’t have any spare right now, he needs it all

Libi: So forget me for a sec, how about what you need?

Libi: I know you’re upset, you hate them, this is your chance to take that out of something other than me, I’m in the perfect place for it and you could be here too

Bobby: You think that wrecking their place will make me feel anything, do you know me at all

Bobby: that’s what they’d do, not me, no thanks

Libi: I’m asking you to try, for me, cos I don’t know what else to do

Bobby: I don’t want to, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard

Libi: What’s your genius idea? We carry on as we are?

Bobby: I know what I’m up to, I’m looking after Jim

Libi: Okay, I’m glad one of us isn’t totally lost

Libi: give him my love

Bobby: you made this choice yourself

Libi: The choice to celebrate my birthday? Yeah, I did, and I’d make it the same again, I only get one 14th

Bobby: and you made it for you so don’t be chatting no bollocks like you’ve done anything for me

Libi: Tell yourself you’re not front and centre of every decision I’ve made for almost my whole life if you want

Bobby: you didn’t invite me, you didn’t ask me my opinion even

Libi: I can’t fucking hack no more rejection off you, I’m not over how much it hurt when you wanted me to leave

Bobby: I’m not going to tell you somethings a good idea when it ain’t, that you’re not making a massive twat of yourself just ‘cos you wanna hear it

Libi: I don’t care about this party, it’s if you’d said we weren’t going to spend any of my birthday together and what that means

Libi: *when you said, cos you already have that you’ve got no attention left to give me

Bobby: you’ve decided that, ‘cos you didn’t fucking bother to ask

Bobby: you make up problems to have for a fucking plot point

Libi: It’s my birthday, my mum spent her 14th [doing whatever mad shit we all know Edie did always] she wouldn’t be happy if I spent mine gutted and nor would I, that’s all very real

Bobby: so, have an awesome time and film it so its real

Libi: Fuck you, that’s so uncalled for

Bobby: I’m going to bed

Libi: Good, I hope you have nightmares after being such a dickhead

Bobby: 👍

Libi: You should’ve just left it at 👍 ages ago, says it all

Bobby: how much you don’t wanna chat to us is really obvious, you’re alright

Libi: You’re the one using 😴🛏 as a get out clause from having to speak to me

Bobby: you ain’t saying anything

Bobby: and some of us have got reason to be tired

Libi: I’m not saying exactly what you wanna hear, more like 

Bobby: bold of you to assume you have any clue what I want to hear when it’s obvious that’s so far from the truth

Libi: Wow, okay

Bobby: Why are you surprised?

Libi: You’d say it or I’d still give you the credit of reckoning you wouldn’t?

Bobby: You’re trying to get in trouble, why are you shocked it worked

Libi: *have some fun

Bobby: since when has that been your idea of fun

Libi: When I was a kid I loved parties, don’t you remember?

Bobby: you’re not a kid now

Libi: I know, but, for one night, why can’t I act like one?

Bobby: no ones stopping you

Libi: You’re right, Bobs, nobody is

Bobby: 👏

Libi: Goodnight

[taehyungfirst]

So Tae is now on to his final deployment in 2nd Corps. Is this the same unit that hyungsik was posted to or was that incorrect info?

I think he can use his phone every day now? I just hope he is as active as RM is on insta or weverse so that this next year isn't as tough 😭

I don't think Tae has much pre recorded content left. We had back to back Tae videos and song and brand deal. RM's album and that travel docu is something that'll be next. So we can expect a Tae drought now 😔

I wonder if BTS is less active on SM during MS as compared to other idols/celebs. Jin and hobi used to drop comments in lives but there isn't any member left to do lives now so when will we hear from Tae next.

Hi! The info is correct, it’s Hyungsik’s unit, so if anyone is reading this and worrying too much: look at Hyungsik, he’s fine, he’s back and he’s the same as ever!!

Yes, he can use his phone every day (longer hours on weekends) and he get days off too :) I think he will come back online soon to post something related to Compose, but idk if he will be as active as Namjoon, Namjoon kinda has to be rn because he got an album coming soon. I don’t think he has much left either, he probably has a Cartier campaign since it was teased by Cartier and that mysterious London trip where he brought with him a mv director, so he probably filmed smth. I think everyone’s content will be over when Jin comes back or a little later than that (What’s officially left anyway? Some photoshoots, the travel show, hobi’s project and namjoon’s project)

BTS as a whole rn is less active than the other groups because they decided to enlist all at once, until Jin comes back I think we will have other silent periods

[mattypattypinky]

Heyyyyyy, me again!

I’m on top of today’s letter, surprisingly. My wounds are going great. No more bleeding. By tomorrow I’ll be able to launch my next plan into action. With both direction AND magnitude!

But enough about me. I hear you’re feeling a bit homesick. Hey, I’ve been there. Not a day goes by where I don’t miss my fortress. The moon is great and all, but does it convert in to a frickin’ space shuttle?? I think not.

You’re not wrong for wanting to go back to what you’re comfy with. Y’know, your room, your cats, your own little private space. It’s what you’ve known for most of your life. Nobody should be making you feel bad for needing it. And if watching my feature film helps you cope with it, to HECK with anyone who says you can’t. My movie is GREAT.

I love you, and good luck. Everything will turn out ok, I promise.

Kisses! Mwah <3

~ V

God I rlly do hope everything will turn out okay 😭 I've been so overstimulated a majority of today. Marissa (Stephs sis) has been the saving grace of my anxiety today I swear. She made an area away from the dogs for my allergies, and while I still can't breathe properly I'm not sneezing and in pain as much as I was in the other bedroom. Better thing is that it's really quiet in here. I mean, it's the living room, so I might have to tone down if I call, but it's quieter and I don't have to keep a TV running 24-7 in this room, so I don't really HAVE to watch anything so it feels a lot better😞 Like Marissa has been treating me like her son while Steph is kind of being an emotional trainwreck today, no shade to her but I'm a little worried. I'm genuinely concerned if she's experiencing smth thats causing her mood swings and saltiness 😭😭😭

Plus being in the living room means im closer to those cool flashy purple lights by the curtains which is like super duper cool.

I considered calling my dad for a hot minute for him to pick me up, if it weren't for Marissa cheering me up and being nice to me I would've probably called crying asking for him to take me home and that would've ended shitty probably anyways 😭

I'm still bothered that she told me that watching the movie so many times is unhealthy, but also she has some really shitty hot takes so I am trying not to let it get to me. (She's the same person who told me never to fall in love and have sex bc it ruins the love 🤨 like no it doesn't if it's a healthy relationship 😭... just sounds like u need to communicate more???) But like yeah. In short Marissa is saving grace for me rn and I just ate ice cream 😍!!!

PS, I can't wait to hear more of ur plans it'll be so fun. I also can't wait to see u again it'll be great. I'm anticipating ur arrival SM 😭

PPS, ur movie is great if she can't see that she's a poop 🤨😞...

[bisluthq]

I think Joe struggles balancing work and finding time with his love ones and that frustrated Taylor a lot. Because even now he is struggling to find balance, he barely worked this year and spending more time with family and friends. Yes we can partly blame SAG strike but that doesn’t apply getting any play works in London.

I mean he also went through a huge public breakup and he’s a millionaire and he’s been filming the stuff that’s Equity projects. If I were him I’d just spend this year vibing and chilling and following commitments I can make (ie Equity work). I don’t think he did anything weird. I don’t think a West End play would’ve made any sense at all rn. It’s a lot of work, he is risking Swiftie backlash and weirdness, why tf bother? He can take time off. Tbh pre breakup he probably intended to take some anyway to follow her for a bit so like he’s right on track.