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fondnesstale · 6 months ago

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the royal family

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postcard-from-the-past · 1 year ago

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Client: I don't have an umbrella and it's raining! Coach driver: No! I assure you, that's the mist of the waterfall!

French vintage postcard

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drumlincountry · 2 months ago

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

#Me Fein #There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet #Or nettles #Getting to know your neighbours changes your life #You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore #Botany #Plants #When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come #Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come

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primepaginequotidiani · 2 months ago

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PRIMA PAGINA Equipe di Oggi giovedì, 10 aprile 2025

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voces-sobre-la-educacion · 5 months ago

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Propuesta de implementación del modelo instruccional ASSURE

En esta época donde el aprendizaje se da mas allá de la educación escolarizada presencial, muchas instituciones buscan nuevas oportunidades de evolucionar al ritmo en que avanza la sociedad. Uno de esos aspectos es la educación virtual, la cual trae consigo cambios que no se limitan a cambiar la escuela física por un aula virtual, sino que trae consigo nuevas metodologías y formas de realizar la…

#ASSURE #Modelo Instruccional #Planeacción

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reineydraws · 15 days ago

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they're gonna be the coolest customers at marya's toys and trinkets and other drivel to distract you from life's tragedies: a toy store.

marya shirt closeup:

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artsymeeshee · 2 months ago

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The spring bonding montage has arrived! 🌷

Had a lot of fun making some of these. Hope y’all enjoy! :D

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afza147 · 9 months ago

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Ep8 Cinderella at 2am(2)

Ju won assured Yoon Seo that she lived a good life on her own

#2024 #korean drama #korean #viu #coupang play #cinderella at 2am #ep8 #moon sang min #ha yoon seo #seo ju won #shin hyun been #assure #admire #good life

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technically-human · 4 months ago

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He did eventually sign it

#sonic movie universe #stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo #but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married #which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about #anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me #first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is #you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere #then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it #he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official #but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out #also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay #the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official #THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG #you get it i think it's funny

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prlssprfctn · 4 months ago

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Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

#little Dick was living in the strange horror when he was little #like wdym our butler respawns I literally saw him dying on the FOOTAGE #after moving out he gaslights himself to believe that it had never happened.#he starts ignoring all strange instances as Bruce after that #then Jason joins A's club. and Dick feels like he is a side char in horror again WHAT THE FUCK #Tim has a record of their deaths and just uses it as a project #Damian doesn't understand the hype. isn't it normal for families? his own do that all the time #(secretly thinks it is cool that A & J doesn't need the Lazarus Pit for that)#Bruce pretends to be nonchalant but he is in the verge of tears every time Alfred and Jason die again #also don't write me about the super punch that somehow brought Jason back alive I assure you it was Gotham (the city) bringing him back /hj #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #tim drake

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nothatsmi · 30 days ago

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Sleepy floozies

Trojans again! They all fell asleep after the four match Jean insisted on putting or smth like that.

I'm putting the decor version as well, cause I did it entirely and wouldn't want that carpet to be left unseen (I had to do the bg fully cause i couldn't figure out the perspective with their gigantic bodies - then i got carried away). This and the papasan chair, obviously.

Had a lot of fun on this one.

Edit : I had not read tgr chapter 20 before drawing this. Now that I have, I believe those of you who also have can imagine my mental state.