#BUT THEN THE ZORO FUCKER IN ME CAME OUT AND-

[eelnoise]

head headcanons! (op x afab! reader)

ft: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Kid, and Law

NSFW headcanons, 18+ MDNI

it came to me in a dream things they do/like when giving and receiving :) cw: smut. rough oral occasionally.

Luffy:

giving:

The boy drools. Not even purposefully so, either. Just a glimpse at your glistening folds has him salivating just as he would at a feast. Will quite literally try to eat you like one, too. Should probably put a towel down, maybe.

Loves when you push his head into your pussy. He'll rub his whole face into you until he's covered in your juices, and will even pin your thighs back to do it himself if he's feeling impatient.

Absolutely gets off on tongue fucking you. He loves it when you whine and wail when he stretches it wide within you, curling and twisting it in ways that make your toes curl and your hips twitch uncontrollably.

receiving:

Still a drooler. Though with more intention. Will let himself drool down his chin and onto your forehead, cheeks, lips, and his own cock. Loves watching the saliva mix together with his precum while his cock disappears inside of your mouth over and over.

He's a throat fucker. Don't be surprised when he grabs hold of your head tightly to rut as deep into your throat as he can go.

Could cum from hearing you choke on his cock. Stretches his cock out on your tongue just to hear you gag.

Zoro:

giving:

A spitter. Will spit on your clit, your thighs, into your hole, anywhere he wants. Loves it messy when he devours you, expect a lot of slurping and noisy sucking.

Actually will make out with your pussy. Loves kissing it, sliding his tongue between your folds to lap and suck at your clit before going back to trailing wet tongue kisses up and down your slit.

Possessive af and doesn't hesitate to hold you down so he can eat as he pleases. Holds your legs down or your thighs back so you're always open and dripping and ready for him.

receiving:

Will grab your head to keep it steady, but also loves to dig his fingers into your scalp to help you take as much of him down your throat as possible.

Wants it as wet and messy as possible. Can't get enough of the squelching sounds you make as your saliva drips from your mouth and down his cock until it pools around the base.

A dick slapper. Wants to smear his precum and your spit all around your face with the tip of his cock before slapping you with it. Each cheek, against your lips, on your tongue, he's doing it everywhere he can.

Sanji:

giving:

The man is a sniffer. Loves your natural scent and honestly could be content with just that, but what good is he as a chef if he doesn't taste the meal given so freely to him?

Absolutely savors you. Long, slow licks up and down your sex, sliding his tongue between your folds, sometimes even into you. Moans and whines face first into you, matching your own cries of pleasure with his own, eyes glazed over with love for you as he watches your face twist and contort in bliss.

Worships your pussy for so long and so well that he cums untouched - soaking the sheets even more with a whimper of your name against your clit.

receiving:

LOVES BEING TEASED. Goes crazy when you flick your tongue against his frenulum. Whimpers and whines until tears collect in his eyes, and when you finally take him into your mouth he's already about to cum.

Somewhat shy with what he wants. Really likes his balls sucked but won't outright tell you until you figure it out yourself one day. Now you do it every single time, entranced in the mess he becomes when you lick and suck at them.

Loves when you swallow his cum and show him the evidence. Activates some dominant, primal side of him that he can only channel into when you happily gulp down what he has to give you. You're not about to waste food when you're on his watch.

Kid:

giving:

A pussy slapper. Won't hesitate at all to smack your clit - especially if you try to weasel away from him. He'll just hold you down and give you the punishment he deems that you deserve.

Sucker. Will suck hard on any piece of you his mouth can reach - your pussy lips, clit, inner thighs, whatever. Expect to ache after he's through with you.

Can't resist splitting you open with one (or two) large metal fingers. Will chuckle darkly each time the shock of the cool metal thats suddenly knuckles deep inside of you makes you wail out and clutch his red, messy hair between your fingers.

receiving:

Loves when you have a vibrator (preferably one that he's made himself and can control with a remote) inside of you while you suck him off. Will tease you each time he turns the vibration to max, loving the way you swallow down muffled cries with his cock stuffing your cheeks full.

Another throat fucker, though he's mean about it. Doesn't care if you gag or heave around him. He knows his size and knows when you can't possibly take any more of his length, and will relentlessly thrust down your throat until the sounds of his saliva-soaked balls hitting your chin echo in the room.

Impatient, and doesn't put up with any teasing. Will push your head down further and further until he's happy with the depth you're taking him at. Won't think twice about gripping your hair and tugging it up and down his length at a pace he sees fit to keep you at.

Law:

giving:

His long, deft fingers carry his lack of pussy eating skills. Knows how to use them and use them well - curling two or three deep inside of you to rub against the spot that makes your hips twitch and clasp fists into the bedsheets while he circles the pad of this thumb onto your clit. Will make you lick his fingers clean afterward.

Edger. Loves to see you desperate and dripping. Will bring you right to the point of ecstasy to just pull you back to earth. Only gives in when he thinks you've had enough, and that amount varies each time.

Gets a HUGE ego boost by making you cum. The man's mood increases tenfold, if even for a few minutes. Uses the boost in motivation to rail and ruin you with his cock afterward.

receiving:

Also loves hearing you choke and gag around him. Each heave of your chest makes him groan and tense in pleasure just by knowing that it's his cock that's forcing this reaction.

Will pull your hair and pull it hard. The muffled cry of pain and pleasure that vibrates his dick in your mouth fuels his insatiable need to keep you tethered to him. Will only release his harsh grip when he cums deep down your throat.

Really gets off on ball-sucking. Wants to see them pressed against your face as your blown wide and cock-drunk pupils peer up at him. Jerks himself off while you lap and suckle, to eventually pull you away so he can paint your face in his cum.

[bitchimasnake-sss]

masked fantasies ft. portagas d. ace!

set-up: going to your friend nami's costume party may have been a good idea, after all.

warnings: nsfw thoughts include bathroom sex, drunk sex, oralimplied (f!recieving), in a literal party so your friends will tease you about this endlessly; mdni thankyou!

💗the music blared loudly thru the house, audible clearly even with the closed bathroom door. your fingers lightly danced against the shoulder of the man who stood in front of you. portagas d. ace. your friend luffy's (hot) older brother.

💟 you knew luffy would probably be a little upset if he found his older brother's fingers were currently rubbing your clit through your skimpy, little thong. he would probably be a little mad if he knew you were sitting on the sink in nami's bathroom and moaning as his brother bit down on your neck and sucked hard. his tongue swiped down where he bit, soothing the skin and pressing a chaste kiss. but his brother was the one who started the ordeal.

💟look, you were no brother-fucker okay. and look, you knew taking zoro up for that alcohol challenge was stupid because you were just gonna lose and get drunk and messy. but it was too late. "hah" zoro laughed, chugging down on another bottle easily, "you're gonna throw up, stop it" "oh fuck off. not everyone's a raging al-coholic like you, bitch." you flipped zoro off, hiccupping slightly, "im gonna go dance." "don't fall to your face" he called out after you, still laughing. but now you were hammered. and what were you gonna do when an equally drunk, beautiful, hot man started dancing against you, sweet-talking his way to your pants??? especially when he showed up practically shirtless with just a ghostface mask on??? obviously you were gonna fuck him. obviously. 💟ace gulped down his drink, his eyes trained on your dancing figure as he pretended to listen to sabo next to him. and you'd admit, you aren't perfect so when you caught him looking at your swaying body in that tight, mini fairy costume, you may have beckoned him over to dance with you. and he may have come, rutting his pelvis against your ass as you threw you head against his shoulder. you swayed to the rhythm together, his warm hands on your exposed waist as you rubbed against him. he bent down to whisper in your ear, "you wanna go somewhere with me?" you looked back at him with a seemingly innocent look and pouted, "what for?" he laughed, "you'd figure out." 💟and now you were locked in the bathroom with him trapping you between the mirror and his body. you threw your head back, resting against the gigantic mirror as you gasped. his fingers expertly toyed with your cunt, using the wetness pooling in your panties to his leverage. "a-ace," you slurred, nails biting down crescent scars on his shoulders, "we shouldn't be doin' this." he pulled away from your body, smirking slowly, "why not?" "if luffy found out-" you breath hitched as his fingers went fasted against your clothed cunt, rapidly rubbing against your swollen clit. he tsked, "don't bring up my brother while im fucking you, baby" "but-" your distracting opinions came to a screeching halt as he swiftly pulled your thong aside, exposing your bare self to the cold air outside. you shivered as his calloused fingers stroke easy glides against your aching cunt. he flashed you a wicked smile, "let me help take your head off of things, yeah?" and he knelt down.

a/n: idk, head empty only ace forever <3 tagging: @tetsuskei @bokutosbiceps

[zolawffy]

Calling them out their name!

Ft. Zoro, Law, Crocodile, Doffy, Sanji, luffy.

Zoro

Zoro was literally minding his business and training. He was clearly trying to focus. But you decided to go bother him, the usual.

“Zozo!!” You call out to him. He sighed in annoyance because he heard you coming. However, he couldn’t stay mad because he hasn’t seen your pretty face all day. He took a long glance at the beauty before him before continuing his training.

“Hey.” He said positioning all 3 of his swords. You knew he was serious because he had his bandanna on.

“I’m bored we should go out today before its too late..” you say eyeing him. He still didn’t even look your way. So you got a little upset. He just ignored you.

“Zo.” You said firmly.

“What is it Dammit, I’m a little busy here woman.” He said lifting the dumbbells off of his swords. You decided to do something very crazy to get his attention.

“Why you gotta be a bitch all the time?” You said resting your head against your hand. Oh girl you thought he didn’t hear that? You heard the dumbbells drop and his swords did too.

That mf was caught ALLLLLL THE WAYYYY off guard. You seen a vein or two pop through his forehead. He was mumbling and cursing under his breath, he was mad as hell. He took his weights and trained elsewhere.

poor zo.. 💔 dont worry you guys made up.

Law

Law was just sitting down on the couch. Earlier, he’d act like it was such a task to swap places with the pile of clothes, making it easier to get the clothes into the correct room.

You were mad at him because you had to do it all by yourself. However, you weren’t that mad when you developed one of your silly plans in your head.

You never called Law out his name before. But the way he’s looking at you while acting lazy, had you on boiling point.

“You’re a bitch sometimes, law.” You said before his eyes shot open. He was appalled too. He rarely ever heard that word come out of your mouth anyway.

“M’ sorry mama.. you don’t have to call me names. I’ll make it up to you.” He said motioning to the cushion beside him.

Law was too sweet and too chill to actually react badly. He doesn’t like that you called him a bitch but he understands why you did it. Though it wasn’t right. He still love you thoughh.

Crocodile

Ma’am i think you’ve lost your mind.. 🧠 here ya go.

Crocodile was sitting in his office working away, the usual. And it was toooo quiet. He looked at his watch snd calculated that you should be walking in any minute now.

That’s when you came into his office.

“There you are, Sweet girl..” he said signing his papers.

“Hi croc. You said you’d take me shopping today.” You smiled as you leaned onto his desk. Your favorite store had new clothes come in and you heard its selling fast. So croc promised to take you there.

“Did i now?” He said signing away. You started to pout and doubt he was even listening to you. Which he wasn’t. You sighed aloud.

“Yes and the clothes are gonna sell out before we get there.” You said pouting.

“Cheer up sweetheart. My work ran a bit overtime today. I still have a lot to d—“

“You Dick head! You’re a liar too.”

He laughed then removed his cigar and blew his smoke. “Is that what i am, sweet girl? Sweet girls don’t use that language.” He said firmly.

You were mad. So so mad. So you decided to keep going.

“Ughh you stupid fucker—!” You yelled at him. But he just stared at you. He didn’t laugh this time.. i think you done it.

“That mouth is gonna get you in trouble, girl.” He stood up.

Lets just sayyy you wont call him out of his name again and he madd sure of it.. you gonna need a wheelchair maam, take one and go. 🦽🦽🦽

Doflamingo

Listen here ma’am, NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!

You were talking to your friend, (one of doffy’s servants) and you both were talking about Doffy.

Doffy was sitting at the stool at the kitchen island reading a newspaper about himself. So he wasn’t paying attention to you guys.

“He can be a bit ruthless sometimes, i dont know hoe you do it..” she said looking at you with sympathy.

“I mean yeah you’re right he is a bitch sometimes.” You shrugged. You heard a grunt and you turned towards him.

“Oh really.”

“Yes really and you know that.”

“Have you forgotten respect already, darling?” He said getting to eye level with you.

Yeaaah that night you definitely got a little punishment. And yes he did use his strings.. i got a lil lazy for this one but i might add moree.

Sanji

Sanji is too precious to do anything to hurt you. However if you called him out his name, he would feel like he did something horrible.

So he would make you a variety of foods, lights some candles, give you a bath, massage you, PAINT YOUR TOES, AND GIVE YOU SOME WINEEEEE. and maybe even some fun time after. Just to make up for his guilt.

Luffy

Luffy— of course he did something. He’s always doing some.

He ate ALL YOUR DAMN FOOD THAT YOU WERE SAVING!! what more do you have to do.. you wrote your name on the box and he still doesn’t listen.

He ate all the food and you called him s bitch. He just laughed and said the food was good. Poor luf luf doesn’t care or doesn’t know what it means.

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I Saw You First (Pt. 2) ~ Part 7.5

Thank you @zoroswifesblog for this request!! Here's Part 1. I recommend that if you're reading through the series (linked below) to read this after part 7. This is Zoro's pov of the next day.

Pairings: Sanji x Fem!Reader, Zoro x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 1309

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Summary: It's the morning after your first night with the cook, and Zoro is determined to make you forget about him. Zoro grapples with his rage, and tries to understand why he's so worked up over your casual arrangement.

Rating/Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Fem!Reader, 18+ Only, MDNI, Reader-Insert, No Smut here except for brief memory descriptions, Casual Sex, Penis in Vagina Sex, Angst, Anger, Shame, Mild Violence Mentioned, Jealousy, Possessive Behavior, Crewmates with Benefits, Relationship Discussions

A/N: Feelings are tough, Zoro's having a bad day, y'all

I’m gonna show you. 

Zoro had barely noticed he was awake before the rampage of thoughts from last night piled on his brain. The sounds he’d heard, your little whines while you let that idiot cook fuck you in the kitchen. 

Trying to scrape the anger off of his skin in the shower, he had to hop around, shaking himself to release the images flooding his mind now.

Right there. She hung onto that safety bar when I fucked her against the wall. She was so fucking good, so tight and wet. She took it so well, even though I didn’t go easy on her.  

“Fuck.”

He rushed out of there, wanting to save his energy for everything he planned on doing to you later.

I’m gonna fuck the memory of him out of you. 

Zoro paced in his small room before heading to the galley. He kept his gaze away from the cook, and waited for you by the door. 

He sat next to you at the booth, blocking the waiter from leaning in close to you like he had the day before.

You were blinking slowly, your under eyes a bit dark. He tried to convince himself it was because being with Sanji had bored you so much. He shoved away the thoughts of how late it was before you left last night, the sounds of you both moaning as you came. 

Zoro’s grip on your thigh started pressing, and he let up. 

But he hung on a bit tighter when Sanji leaned over him to give you a fancy fucking coffee, with a pretentious little flower painted on the foam.

The pathetic perv has to bribe her. 

“I told you Usopp, Y/N’s sick. Chopper, can fevers make you go deaf?”

“Actually yes, a high fever can cause cochlear damage-”

“She’s not sick, she’s just been having trouble sleeping. Right, Y/N?”

He hadn’t registered what Luffy had asked until Robin’s calm, pointed words broke through. She looked at you, but her gaze slid to Zoro as he narrowed his eyes at her. 

Who fucking cares if she knows. 

You rushed out of the kitchen, and he followed you out on deck before he caught another glimpse of him. 

You let out a cute little yawn, and Zoro watched the line of your body as you stretched. 

Fuck, I want you right here, right now. 

His body was nearly buzzing as he came up behind you, breathing across your neck. 

“You’re coming to my room tonight.”

He watched your sweet mouth as you turned with another yawn, leaning toward him as you replied. 

“I can’t tonight, Zoro. I need to get some rest.”

The sound of your moans last night clanged through his ears again, and he felt that rage bubbling up. You took a step back from him, and he couldn’t fucking stop himself, the words leaving his mouth like poison. 

“What, now that cook treats you like a little princess, and you don’t want to fuck me?”

The sound of a lighter sparked behind him.

“I believe the lady told you she wanted a break, Marimo.”

Zoro spun, his fingers on a sword, itching to draw it.

I’m gonna kill this fucker, always butting in on what’s mine. 

“Fucking stop it, both of you. I’m not a piece of meat to fight over.”

Your voice was shaky, but angry, and Zoro turned to watch you take your step back toward him. 

“And Zoro, I enjoy our time together, but there’s a line. You agreed to this, so speak up if you can’t handle it.”

He had to clench his teeth to keep more poisonous words in, anger boiling hotter the longer Sanji stood beside him.

He missed something you said as he imagined everything his swords could do to the cook, and he had to bite his tongue to bring him back to the moment. 

“Okay, rule number one; no fighting over me. The whole point of this arrangement is to keep things casual, and I won’t put myself in the middle of your feud.”

Zoro could barely hold himself back from breaking that rule as you uttered it. 

“Rule number two; no one gets their feelings hurt when I want to take a break. I’m fucking tired, and I’m not a doll you can use whenever you want.”

Rage was replaced by hot shame, pouring into Zoro’s stomach.

What the fuck is from with me?

“Fuck, Needy, I didn’t mea-”

He almost flinched as you held your hand out to stop him. 

Fuck, I’m fucking this up. I’m going crazy, why can’t I handle my fucking shit?

“Rule number three; we need to come up with some sort of system to keep things fair. I don’t want to have to choose between you guys, and get caught in your pissing contest.”

The shame stayed in him, but rage bubbled back.

She still wants to let that perv fuck her.

Zoro fucking tried to keep his mouth shut, but he couldn’t stop himself from blurting his question out, too soon. 

“So, what’s the system?”

“Let her catch her breath, moss head.”

“You don’t know what she needs, waiter.”

“Guys, seriously? Stop.”

Zoro had leaned toward Sanji’s smug face just aching to slam his fists into it, but your voice cut through. He turned to you, fighting his need to teach that shit head a lesson, and keep calm for you. 

Don’t fucking ruin this. 

“Let’s alternate. One day with Zoro, then the next day with Sanji. And I get to take breaks without you destroying the ship.”

Zoro swallowed the knot of rage that was threatening to bubble up at the thought of continuing to share you with Sanji. He fought to breathe evenly, and missed something else you’d said.

“... Okay then, good! Do we all agree to the terms?”

“Of course dear-“

“Sure-“

“Great! I’m going to get some work done.” 

He turned to watch you walk away, not wanting to look at the piece of shit blond before he broke rule number one. 

“Marimo, you need to-”

“Don’t fucking talk to me, cook.”

Zoro fumed all the way to his quarters, the restraint it took not to break the walls was painful. He started counting pushups and situps again, but all he could think of was your tired, angry face. 

‘I’m not a doll you can use whenever you want.’

Slamming his fists against his thighs, Zoro slumped to the floor, putting his head in his hands. 

What the fuck is wrong with me? We’re just fucking, why am I going off the deep end like this? I need to get my shit together. 

Shame curdled in his stomach as Zoro’s mind raced over everything you had said to each other since you’d started this. Clenching his eyes shut again at the thought of you stepping back from him. 

Gods, I’m a piece of shit. Of course she’d rather be with that annoying waiter over me. I fucking scared her. 

Zoro stewed in his anger and disgust for hours, trying to figure out how to fix his fuck up. The thought of you not wanting to see him again made his gut clench, especially coupled with the fear that he’d have to watch you with him everyday. 

And that step back you took when he spoke to you like that. It haunted him, hovering in his mind like a cloud of hornets. 

I’ve gotta make this right. 

He’s never been good at this, but Zoro walked himself through a hundred ways to apologize to you. He practiced, needing you to never look at him that way again. To never be afraid of him. 

I need her to feel safe with me. 

I need her to forgive me. 

He finally left his quarters, shame still aching through him as he searched for you. 

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[minniiaa]

Luffy asking ZoSan who tops and who bottoms (because why wouldn't he) and realizing that he can in fact top Law + Zoro sympathizing with Law knowing what it's like to have a crazy fucker top you Excerpt from "In the Heart's Embrace"

“Soooo who takes and who gives?” Luffy’s eyes glinted. Law was mid sip of water came flying out of his mouth when he heard the way too personal question.

“Luffy, you can’t just ask that!” He choked, wiping the wetness of his lips. The water he spit landed on Luffy’s shirt and he grabbed a napkin to wipe it off. Jesus christ. This idiot did not have any boundaries, did he?

“It’s usually Zoro who gives but sometimes I do too,” Sanji said with a shrug and a puff of his cigarette. They really were both shameless weren’t they? Law looked to Zoro for any signs of embarrassment but he just lounged there, cool as a cucumber. 

Suddenly, Luffy spun around from where he was perched in his lap and grabbed him by the collar. Law jumped in surprise at the quick motion, his reflexes failing him as he almost fell off of the chair with Luffy in tow.

“Is that a thing? Why don’t we do that, Law? I want to try!” Luffy exclaimed as he pulled Law’s forehead to his. Honestly he had wondered how it took so long for Luffy to realize that was a thing he could in fact do. 

Law sighed. It wasn’t that he wasn’t vehemently against the idea of bottoming for Luffy but he didn’t particularly enjoy it either He absolutely loved it when Luffy took control and dominated him. Although being in control of everything was in his nature, it was kind of nice he when he could let go and let Luffy have his way with him.

The thing that terrified him was the sheer amount of stamina and unbridled lust that Luffy possessed. He had never let anyone fuck him before and had a feeling that if Luffy was the one to do it, he would not be able to walk for at least a day or two. He would probably find out soon if that was the case. 

“You never asked,” Law mumbled in return. The sparkle in Luffy’s eyes said it all. Now that he had the idea in his head, Law was fucked. Literally.

“Thanks for the idea, Sanji! Can’t wait to try it out. You should totally give me some pointers later,” Sanji and Luffy cackled like schoolgirls and Zoro poured him a shot, passing it to him with a sympathetic look.

“Good luck, bro. You’re gonna need it,” he said.

“Can I take you up on that offer of killing me now?” he groaned and pressed a hand to his face.

“I would say yes but I think Luffy would kill me if I did that,” Zoro muttered and Law couldn’t disagree with him.

“Yeah I would. You can’t kill him Zoro, he’s mine,” Luffy eavesdropped before wrapping his arms around Law’s neck and pressing a kiss to his cheek.

[akwolfgrl]

How sweet it is to be loved by them 17

This is a flashback

"Zeff!”

“Chef!”

“Owner!”

A cacophony of various voices screamed for him. The Baratie wasn't even opened yet. They hadn't even started morning prep. Everyone had just woken up, himself included. Not all the staff lived on the Baratie, just some of them. Not everyone had a home to go to after work. Patty and Crane being two of them. They were the first two to bust through his bedroom door. 

“What the hell do you thi…” Zeff started to yell until he saw what exactly they were all yelling about. Patty held Sanji arms length from his body by his armpits, Sanji hadn't hit a growth spurt yet, so he was still small for his age. The eleven year old was struggling kicking and clawing in antep to free himself. Blue flowers were blooming from his blond hair. Sanji was an omega, far too young to be presenting. Most omegas were rather late in presenting, typically not until fifteen to seventeen. They were usually the last to present. 

“Let me go!” Sanji yelled. “Fuckers!” 

“Fuck, Koushirou was right,” He owed him a drink and a call. 

“What do we do?!” Carne asked in a panic. There was not a single omega on this ship…except for Sanji. 

“Put him on my bed and bring me the den den, I have to make a call,” 

The chefs deposit the kid on his bed and scuttle out. Zeff sighs as he watches Sanji huddle in the corner of the bed, glaring at him, one hand gripping his hair thighly, and then the other arm warps around his knees. Soon enough, they brought him the den den and Sanji's stuffed goat. It was the only toy the kid had…he should probably rectify that mistake. For as small as he was, Sanji didn't act like other children. But seeing the boy clutching the goat like a lifeline was proof that he was still a child. A child going through a scary and confusing time. Zeff waited as the call was made. 

“Hello?” Koushirou's familiar voice came threw the snail. 

“You were right,” Zeff got straight to the point, the other omega had been right about Sanji. 

“It's a bit early but I'm not surprised, I suspected he and Zoro would be compatible. Zoro is in his first rut at the moment also early,” Zeff huffed a second warning would have been aprishted. “What flowers is he growing? “

“I've never seen em before, they're blue, ” Zeff admitted as he turned to Sanji, the blue flowers were scattered around his bed as the boy plucked the flowers from his hair, tears streaming down his face. “Shit!” Zeff took Sanji's hands in his own. Their hands were so small he could hold both with just one of his own.

“What's happening?”

“Sanjis plucking his flowers,” 

“Try scenting him, help him make a nest,” Koushirou instructed over the den den. 

Zeff let out a soothing scent, rubbing his free hand over Sanji.

“Noo! I gotta stop it! Fore he finds out!” Sanji whimpers out. “Were suppose ta be alphas! Fathers gonna be so mad at me! He cant find out,” 

“Eggplant it's OK, you don't have to be an alpha,” Zeff had assumed that the boy had been an ophen. 

“Sanji,” Koushirou's voice said. “Did your father tell you that omegas were weak?” 

“Yah,” Sanji sniffles. “He said they were weak and useless like me, even mom had been an alpha,” 

“Omegas are just as strong as alphas, I am an omega and a master swordsman. After your heats over, you should come visit. I'll be more than happy to teach the ways of the old country, where omegas were equal to alphas,” 

“Can I really?” Sanji asked, sounding hopeful,  Zeff wasn't sure if he was asking if he could visit or if he could be strong. Either way was the same answer. 

“Of course, what are you and Zeff going to make with your flower?” Koushirou asked, Zeff never had the opportunity to cook something with the flowers from an omega. He knew it was a common practice. 

“No! You can't eat delphinium! It's poisonous,” 

“Shh it's OK, eggplant. we won't eat it,” zeff reassured his boy. He tucked his blanket around his small body the best he could in a poor attempt at a nest. 

“Hmm let's see," Zeff could hear the pages of a book turning. “delphinium it represents someone with a big heart, the blue is dignity and grace, in love the delphinium symbolizes strong bonds,” Zeff counted to scent sooth and scent sanji as the young boy fell asleep a small quiet purr rumbling in his chest as clutched the stuffed goat. 

[saturrnss]

Tease

Tease!sanji x annoyed!zoro

A/n: my oc's are in here and are heavily mentioned so if you don't like them idk what to tell ya🤷‍♂️😭😭 (also this is based off the live action since I have not watched the anime yet)

Warnings: literally none

"Alright fuckers, lunch is served!" Sanji called out to the rest of the crew from the kitchen. "Took you long enough." A yawning Zoro said annoyed.

"Faster than Laffy and usopp?!" He said with fake surprise. "Guess I have a number one fan." He put on a sarcastic smile, one that made Zoro roll his eyes and take a plate.

Luffy and Usopp came running in not even a millisecond later, the help of Luffy's nose detecting the smell within seconds.

They almost jump onto the table, grabbing big portions and immediately digging in. "Save some for me!" Axel says, coming in after them and trying to wrestle a piece of meat out of Ussopp's hand.

Marla walks in from her room, visibly pissed off. "What is it this time?" Sanji asks unbothered, wiping his knives with a rag.

"I lost my guitar pick!" she Slams her fist into the table, making Luffy, Usopp, and Axel stop what they're doing to look at her.

"3rd time this month huh?" Sanji says starkly

"Can't you just buy another?" Luffy says, food stuffed in his cheeks like a chipmunk. "I don't want to it's not the same!" She looks under the table, not even bothering to eat a piece of food.

"Mar!?" Nami's voice echoes from the hallway, Marla quickly sits up at the sounds of her voice.

She clears her throat and fixes her hair quickly before the cat burglar comes into the room.

"You left this in my room." She holds up the blondie's pick along with her daily magazine and reading glasses. Marla leans on the table and tries to look indifferent.

"....thanks" the shaky voice along with the little to no eye contact was cringeworthy, her attempt at thanking her while also being effortlessly cool fell short as the silence that came after was deafingly long.

Everybody knew that she had a thing for Nami on some level except for the crush herself and Luffy (he doesn't figure things out unless you tell him.)

Nami's eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "Are you okay?" "Am I okay?!" She gets her arm off the table and wipes her sweaty palms on her shirt. "I am perfectly fine why would you ask-"

Before she could make even more of a fool out of herself Sanji takes over. "She thanks you for your finding" The man gives his sister a pat on the back and retrieves the pick for her.

He turns around "Right Mar?!" He gives her a fake, sarcastic smile, drops the item in Marla's hands, and goes back to what he was doing, Marla staring daggers at him every second of it.

The cook makes another plate and passes it to Zoro, having a certain pep in his step while doing so.

"And extra for you sexy." He winks at him, making Zoro roll his eyes even more and Marla shiver in disgust at her brother's shameless antics.

It had been a few weeks since the last encounter with Luffy's marine grandfather, life with the straw hat crew had been fine, but what irked Zoro's spirit the most- was the cook.

They were always bickering and arguing, so much so it's become an Inside joke within the crew.

But for the past 5 weeks, it's just been different. The energy Sanji gave Nami when he first joined was now being put toward him.

He just didn't understand why the cook loved getting under his skin so much. "It's just to vex, no way he likes me." He lay in his hammock and thought to himself one in a while, but that one in a while turned into sometimes, and that sometimes turned into most nights.

He would just sit back and replay the interactions he had with Sanji that day, noticing the little details about him. He even showed up in his dreams a handful of times, maybe on a date in some.

He knew that somewhere deep down-he grew fond of him, there were times he wanted to respond to his touch or initiate the flirting, but he never did.

"I'm not gonna give that dumbass what he wants." Zoro thought to himself.

Not yet at least.

...

It was late afternoon by that point, the sun slowly setting and darkness taking its place. Zoro was about to fall asleep in his room when he heard the door knob shuffle and turn open.

He raised his eyebrow but didn't open his eyes, Axel usually came to do random stuff in his room regardless of whether he wanted anyone there or not so he was under the assumption that it was them

Until he heard the sharpening of a blade.

The swordsman luckily had his bladed weapon on him so he knew nobody was trying to steal it for the 100th time.

He stood up and quietly put his sword in hand, gripping it tightly. His mind was racing, filled with the infinite ways this could go.

He opened his eyes ever so slightly and sighed with irritation- it was Sanji doing his bi-weekly knife sharpening.

"I told you not to do that here shithead." He relaxed his muscles. "Oh relax mosshead," He said, still sharpening. "I'll be out in 5"

"I don't have 5"

"Well, I guess you'll have to learn a new skill today pretty boy."

That goddamn smile he always had on his face after knowingly being irritating just set Zoro off.

He uses both of his hands to pull the cook up by his shirt, the sword being inches away from his neck.

"I should beat you up into a pulp." "You wanna kiss me so badly it makes you look stupid." Zoro pauses and looks at him. He could go the usual route, come up with a quick comeback, or fight him but he wanted to try something- different.

The swordsman then chuckles.

"And what if I do?"

The response made Sanji, for the first time since they met, look visibly flustered. Zoro himself was a bit nervous but he didn't show it.

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?" Zoro said, Slightly tilting his head, loving the fact that he finally caught the cook off guard, but also to get a good long look at him.

Before he knew it their faces were an inch closer together than a second ago. He was prepared to let Sanji go and step back from him if he rejected his advances but to his surprise, he moved even closer.

He wanted this- they both wanted this.

The room was mostly quiet, all the sound was coming from the heavy breath made by both of them, not even an inch away from each other now.

They finally pressed both of their lips together, zoro having a delayed response by a few seconds. The first kiss was light, sanji pulled his face away and looked at Zoro but before he could say a word the swordsman pulled him back into a more passionate one.

The door swings open. "What the....."

They both quickly stop and look to see a shocked Marla with her mouth wide open. Sanji and Zoro look at her like a deer in headlights.

Marla closes her mouth and tries to recollect herself, she sighs.

"Not even gonna question it."

She closes the door, leaving them to deal with the aftermath.

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A/n: I visibly cringe every time I write dialogue, anyway here yall go❤️ (also go check out my last post if you want a backstory for my oc's)

[sanzuballs]

nside - vinsmoke sanji

syp: as the strawhats relax at a bar, sanji is enraged and not one to share his girlfriend.

cw: cumming inside, jealous sex, fight ish scene, sanji was mad, some degrading

second fic. hopefully the more i write, the better it gets. my computer is broken so i use my phone lolz. alsooolkdkdk i love jealous and possessive shit SO MUCH so here it goes. ik my last one sucked my bad!!

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this was suppose to be a relaxed day with the straw hat pirates. you and the crew went to a bar to celebrate absolutely nothing but existing, your captain liked doing things that way. although everyone was having a blast, sanji could not calm his anger when he sees you with another man. you guys have been together for a while now, youve noticed hes quite possessive and almost obessive. but you knew what you signed up for and didnt mind, it was pretty cute. but this time all he could see was red.

he took a swig of his drink as he watched you from the other side of the bar, a tall man that approached you about 15 minutes ago was now getting too close to you. sanji knew his intentions, he could be quite over the top inlove with you and he knew this guy wanted you. he wanted you in a way only sanji should want you.

but ofcourse, being the sweet girl you were, you let him drape his arms over you. you was obviously drunk, so you didnt think anything of it. but any observer knew what was going on.

“yo, y/n obesser, you okay?” zoro interrupted his raged thoughts.

sanji slams his empty glass on the table and gets up and fixes his tie and he makes his way over to you. he now was quite drunk too. his gaze softened when your eyes lit up as you watched him make his way over.

“sanji!” you excitedly said as you wrapped your hands around his waist. you couldnt see the way he looked at the man you were talking to.

“whos this?” the man asks, gestering at sanji.

“her boyfriend, motherfucker.” sanji spits out at him. sanji pushes you to the side as he walks up to the man. sanjis eyes wandered around his face as the man yells at him. sanji was not impressed.

———

“sanji!! you didnt have to kick him!!” now your clothes are wrinkled!!” you bicker at him, “your nice suit is all wrinkled!”. you were in the bathroom trying to clean your boyfriend up after a bar fight.

“nd you maybe should tell the difference from when someone is being nice from when they wanna get in your pants.” he sticks his tongue out and makes a face at you.

“m’ sorry!” you say, “everyone knows im yours right?” you defend yourself.

“maybe i should fuck you full of my cum and send you back out there, whaddya say?” he smirks at you, grabbing your waist. you could smell alcohol on him.

“maybe you should.” you reply.

before you know it, he was all over you. inbetween kisses he grumbled, “s’pretty,” and “all mine”. he quickly zips down his dress pants and you pull your soaked panties down from under your short skirt.

“i need you.” you tell sanji.

“me? not that fucker that was all over you?” your boyfriend says as he lines his long cock with your wet pussy.

“only you sanji-” before you could finish, he was inside you.

he rutted into you like a animal as you moan and whimper into his neck. he knew you only wanted him and yet this was pure bliss for him.

“sanji, sanji, sanji, only you, noone else.” you about scream as he fucks into you.

not loud enough for sanji. he wanted the whole bar to know who you belonged to.

his pace got faster and faster until you thought you’d pass out! right before you were about to stop him, he came deep inside your pussy. he sure had alot to give, you were filled to the brink. you came at the feeling of being full and stuffed. you let out a broken moan and he grunted.

“fuuuck, you okay?” he smiles at you, you can barely form a response at your dazed state.

after getting situated and getting some gentle kisses, he kept his promise. you guys walked back into the bar with his cum deep inside you.

[mangekyuou]

Hellooow there!! How are you? I hope you're doing well darling 💚 So just if you're taking asks (I can't find where I can know if you take them or not😭😭) could you write about Zoro playfully manhandling you all day and wanting to expose a lot the size difference between you two with him being like "You're so damn small!! If I was drunk I could probably mistake you for a doll..." and also like "you barely weigh anything how do you even SURVIVE??" And you're like NO SIR! I'm normal-sized you're the huge one!! - preferably with she/her pronouns and maybe do it fluffy then smutty?👀- Thanks in advance if you want to do it ☺️ and sorry if it's bothers you in any way 💚 Have a wonderful day/night/evening!!!💜💜

PRETTY DoLL+ / ☻

☻  /  pairing . . .  f!reader ( she/her ) x roronoa zoro.

☻  /  type of love . . .  romantic.  physical.

☻  /  synopsis . . .  zoro has always teased ( y/n ) about the size difference the two of them share. when he gets a bit too handsy and ( y/n ) pushes him a bit too far, he plans to prove just how doll-like she is.

☻  /  content warnings . . .  nsfw. afab!reader. ( “cunt” used to describe gentials among others ) unprotected sex. rough sex. vaginal penetration. dirty talk. degradation. ass slapping. tit slapping. size kink. brief handjob. usage of the pet name “doll”. etc. not proofread. 18+. minors DNI.

☻  /  commentary . . .  umm...let me start off with an apology because...i am a zoro fucker above all else. there is not an inch of fluff in this i am SO sorry. but it’s here and it’s probably REALLY bad. but i had a dream and one chance to make it, so we’re at this stage LMAOOO. i hope this is okay.

“Look at how small you are. You’re like a doll. I could do what I want with.” Zoro’s playful voice was laced with lust. She could feel his arrogant smirk against the sensitive skin of her neck. “I could break you, you know that?”

“I’d love to see you try,” She teased, even if she was in no position to be teasing him. Especially when it was clear he wasn’t just playing around anymore.

He had been manhandling her from the moment he woke up from his nap. She walked by him, only to have his strong arms wrap around her waist, pulling her down into his lap with ease.

Or when he used her as a weight for his creative workout. Using her as a weight on his back during pushups, squatting with her on his shoulders, and even deadlifting her. All while he repeatedly reminded her of just how small she was, how doll-like she was.

Or even when carried her on his shoulder into the kitchen, where they had stopped and he put her down. Of course not before playfully smacking her ass.

Now the swordsmen had her pressed against the edge of the kitchen counter. He reached around her body, unbuttoning her shorts and yanking them down to her ankles, “Take the shorts off.”

She did as he said, stepping out of them, kicking them off to the side. She had reached for the waistband of her panties, only to have her hands smacked away, followed by a smack to her ass, much rougher than the smack from before.

( y/n ) jolted in surprise with a small yelp of his name, leaning against the cold surface of the counter, her back arching. The swordsmen rubbed the spot he smacked, “When did I say to take these off doll?”

“You didn’t...” Her answer came out as a mere whisper.

Another smack.

She wriggled against the surface, a mewl leaving her lips.

“Louder.”

“You didn’t!”

He reached down to pull her back up, entrapping her between the kitchen counter and his body. His hands were on her waist. Her back was pressed against his strong chest, while her backside was pressed against his hardened cock strained in his pants, “Right, I didn’t.” He licked a stride up to the shell of her ear, “I’ll undress my little doll however the fuck I want. Got it?”

“Got it,” She repeated.

He removed one of his rough hands from her waist, holding two fingers up to her mouth.

“Suck.”

She took his fingers into her warm mouth, coating his thick digits in her saliva. She bobbed her head on his calloused fingers, wiggling her bare ass against him.

He took his other hand, allowing just one finger to slide up her clothed slit, making her moan. He smirked, “You’re soaking wet. You love this. You love being treated like a little fuck doll, don’t you?” ( y/n ) nodded her head vigorously and hummed against his digits.

He slid her soaked panties to the side. When his fingers were wet to his liking, he removed them, a string of saliva still connecting them to her pretty tongue. He brought them down to her core, shoving them inside of her. He wasted no time pumping them in and out of her at a rough and fast pace.

She barely had time to process the action, already moaning from him hitting all the right places, knowing just how to make her feel amazing. She turned her head, capturing his lips in a hungry, desperate kiss. She moaned into his mouth, as he sucked on her tongue. The kiss became sloppy, drool (both her own and Zoro’s) seeped out of the corners of her mouth, dripping down her chin and onto her white button-down shirt. He was making a real mess of her, and she was loving every second of it.

From the intoxicating effects of both his thick fingers and mouth, her body wrenched, her legs giving in. She pulled away from his mouth, using a hand to hold herself on the edge of the kitchen counter. The other hand was behind her, gripping her lover’s side, as a loud moan of his name left her pretty mouth.

His fingers slowed, helping her ride out her orgasm. He couldn’t even hide that arrogant grin of his, seeing just at what he was doing to her. But from the looks of his raging cock still strained in his pants, he was just starting.

Barely giving her a minute to catch her breath, Zoro swiftly lifted her all the way onto the counter. He positioned her just the way he wanted her, as if she were really a doll.

( y/n ), now sitting on the counter, had now faced him, legs propped up onto the surface, giving the swordsmen the best view of her wet cunt that so desperately needed to be filled by him.

He reached up to unbutton a few of the top buttons of her shirt, just enough to reveal her bra. It was ( y/n ) who had reached down to pull her breasts out of the cups of her bra. She looked up at him with doe-like eyes, she knew he loved when she looked up at him like that.

Zoro had finally rid himself of his restrictive pants, pulling out of his cock, the tip already oozing with pre-cum. He playfully slapped her cunt, before aligning his head up with her core. He rubbed the tip in her arousal. She watched his movements, mouth agape, her breath hiking up at every inch he got further into actually fucking her.

She needed him inside.

When he was satisfied, Zoro slowly began to sink into her tightness, earning a deep moan from her. He held her hips in place to keep her from wiggling, sinking inch by inch, watching his cock disappear. A light grunt fell past his lips in satisfaction, as he was balls deep inside.

He slowly rolled out, only leaving the tip inside of her before snapping his hips forward in a hard thrust. “Oh fuck,” She moaned out.

The pace he set into her was already rough and sloppy. He was too horny, wanting nothing to fuck her silly to even play around anymore.

He couldn’t help himself, alternating between roughly squeezing and slapping her tits, making her squirm underneath him. Finally tearing away his attention from her bouncing tits, his cock twitched at the sight of the bulge that appeared and disappeared with his thrusts, outlining the shape of his cock. It gave him a sense of pride, and something else to tease her about. He reached down to rub rapid, messy circles on her clit.

“You’re fucking made for me. Oh, my perfect little fuck doll.”

It was moments like this that truly exposed their size difference. Zoro’s huge stature, towering over her. It always gave him such a rush. It was just something that turned him on beyond belief.

Watching her lose control on his cock that was splitting her wide open. Drool running down the side of her mouth, the way her eyebrows furrowed, the way she struggled to keep her eyes open, the way her velvet walls clenched around his cock. She was so hot like this.

“May I...cum?” She mewled out to him.

“Cum for me, ( y/n ).”

Her second orgasm ripped through her body, her back arching off of the counter as she came around him. It was nearly enough to send him over the edge. He pulled out in a rush, jerking his cock. “On your fucking knees. Keep your mouth closed.”

She had climbed off of the counter, dropping to her knees on the floor. It was pretty easy as she could barely feel her legs anyway. She dropped before him, replacing his hand with her own, jerking his cock.

With a loud grunt, Zoro reached his orgasm, painting her face with his cum, “What a pretty little fuck doll you are.”

© MANGEKYUOU. / ☻

[headspacedad]

One Piece: ep 7-8 spoilers

completely recommend this series! Go watch it and have fun

I was going to finish the show last night but Sam came and got me and you don't tell a bunny no when he says its time for bed. So!

watched these last two episodes together so Imma review them together.

The series really did a great job of raising the stakes and making you care about the outcome. I was invested in seeing what happened with Luffy's grandfather and just as invested in seeing Arlo get his fishy ass kicked. They wound the tension in both tight without making it uncomfortable for me to sit through to the completion and I never felt like I needed to jump ahead to make sure things worked out so I got to just sit and enjoy the entire ride.

God. I miss being able to trust series or movies to fulfill their ending in a satisfying way that wouldn't leave me feeling disappointed.

But this one did and it had built the story and treated the characters well enough previously that I felt safe just letting myself enjoy the story. And it paid me off for that beautifully.

The last long running manga I was involved in reading was Naruto and let me just tell you what a breath of fresh air it was seeing the female lead treated so well in One Piece. Nami got to be flawed and human and also noble and brave and true. She got to ask for help but not because she was weak but because she'd been betrayed and what she had pulled off was cheated away from her. I enjoyed that we got to learn about her from her sister and then that her and her sister were the first to reconcile. Nami's backstory was heartbreaking and she was so easy to sympathize with as a character as well as her actions. I also appreciated that she didn't have to 'make up' for her past actions. She was simply accepted and welcomed back.

I enjoyed the two final fights. The fight with Grandpa was brutal emotionally and, as someone who's father was one of those fuckers who believed in 'toughen you up 'love' via being a nightmare' - I was surprised that I still liked the grandfather at the end. But I did. Because he backed off even after he'd - physically - won. The hint about Gold Roger with that laugh was wild though. I liked Koby and the Blond guy standing up to his orders, Koby because they were wrong and the Blond guy because he had Koby's back. I really hope we get to see more of them growing and getting better together in later seasons.

The fight with the fish people was violent and well done. Everyone got to shine, even Ussop and I liked the banter between Sanji and Zoro. Also Luffy using his brains to realize he couldn't physically beat Arlo but he could bring down the house around him was new and I liked the sideways approach. Arlo was a conflict of a villain for me. I understood exactly where he was coming from and got why he was the way he was in response. But he was so cruel and determined to burn half the universe down that I couldn't give him any sympathy or hope he 'learned better'. I just wanted him removed entirely from the story, hopefully in a violent and satisfactory kind of way. And the story gave me that.

The payoff at the end of the story was top notch! It didn't cut and run too soon, it really let us sit and enjoy our victory. Shanks and team was a surprise and very heartening and I love who brought them the news. Seeing Kayla spot Ussop was perfect. The pledge with their feet at the end where it flashed back to the kids saying their dreams was perfect. And Koby and Blondie getting to get specialized training was as well. It was nice to be able to soak in the good feelings of the win at the end of the ride and I'm even kind of interested in Clown boy and Pink lady teaming up to be double flamboyant in later seasons.

On the the Line!

Double thumbs up recommendation for the series. Had fun. Will watch again soon just to enjoy everything I might have missed (and to bump Netflix viewing numbers)

[fully-caulked-wagon]

Some of my favourite lines/passages from my shitty Aidungeon Zosan fanfics Part 5

Fic 5: ‘Zoro yawns lazily as he trudges through the bustling town, bumping into people and careening wherever like a pinball for about a minute before he stops to stretch and get his bearings.’ - Zoro showcasing his blatant disregarding of his brain cell. ‘There's a pretty seedy looking guy, shrouded in the shadow of an alleyway that's got what looks to be... 4 turtles? Alright.’ - Zoro about Raym (OC) forcing me to restrain myself from reciting the TMNT 2012 theme song. ‘Now, you may be wondering, (assuming you haven't gone 'ohwowadevilfruituserastheplotpointhoworiginal') why Zoro is focusing so hard on the fact the weird man made contact with him.’ ‘Well.’ ‘Turns out the fucker was a devil fruit user, who'da thunk.’ - ‘Because, Zoro astutely observes, he is currently a stupid, little fucking cat.’ - Zoro about getting fanfic troped. ‘Anyway, he was cut off because - whether unfortunately or not, he can't tell - Curly Brows emerged from the nebulous void that is the shopping district of this godforsaken town holding a few bags and staring at the turtles and disgruntled man.’ - Zoro about Sanji. ‘Zoro's ears flatten against his head as he bares his - stupid, toothpick ass, fucking tiny-- - fangs.’ - Zoro about his stupid, toothpick ass, fucking tiny cat teeth. ‘By this point, both Zoro and Curly brows are livid, seething, furious, more synonyms!’ - Zoro referencing Word Girl. And by that I mean, me referencing Word Girl. (In the sense of being redundant, I mean. The ‘more synonyms’ thing came entirely from my own brain hole.) ‘Now, Zoro would love to say he reacted by ripping up the Cook's suit, or pulling his intestines out through his mouth, or some other kind of aggressive vent of anger but... unfortunately, life hates him.’ - Zoro about Sanji. And also a reference to Smile HD (with the intestines coming out the mouth thing.) "What are you hiding?" ‘The man sighs, "Nothing, really. Just a minor aesthetic thing, you wouldn't care; you ARE a... what's the term Blackleg used to describe you?” “Oh yes, muscle-headed brute with the brain capacity of a cactus, I remember." - Raym to Zoro. ‘Brook's eyes - sockets, rather - lock on to Zoro and Brook's surprised expression melts into an awing one, "Awww. It's a kitty~" ‘Zoro rolls his eyes; you'd never believe the skeleton was 90 years old.’ - Brook about Zoro + Zoro about Brook. I enjoy imagining actual Ian Sinclair (dub va) Brook saying that. ‘The Cook briefly nods at Brook, who's rather confused, before crouching down and glaring at Zoro, "Stop ruining my fucking clothes, Mosshead. I may not be able to punt you into the ocean while you're like this, but I can still find ways to get you back." - ‘Brook crouches down as well, although he has to hunch a good bit to get eye level with them both, given his height difference to the Cook and especially Zoro right now, asking,’ "Sanji... You know that's a cat, right?" - Sanji to Zoro + Brook to Sanji. Did I mention that I enjoy imagining Ian Sinclair voicing these Brook lines? Because I do. Very much so. (Also because it doesn’t work as good if you read it statically.) ‘Brook takes it well, honestly, simply placing a fist atop his palm - is it still a palm if he has no skin? - and uttering a low, "Ohhhh." (...) The Cook's face turns borderline furious as he explains the situation. (...) ‘Brook's confusion fades into a dark understanding as he narrows his eyes - again, sockets? Zoro doesn't know anymore - and mutters a more angry, "Ohhhh." - Brook to Sanji and Zoro. Brook, and especially Ian Sinclair Brook, is so fun to write, I swear- I really fucking need to write him more. ‘There's a series of thuds on the deck and Luffy joyfully announces at top volume, "WE'RE BACK! FOOD, FOOD, FOOD! MEAT!" "COTTON CANDY!.... please." That'd be Chopper. "WHATEVER SANJI WANTS TO MAKE, I GUESS!" "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And there's Usopp and Franky.’ - Zoro about the rest of the crew returning. Also, the amount I’ve written pretty much everybody in the crew bar Sanji, Zoro and Usopp is criminal. Especially Franky, Robin and Nami. ‘Luffy pouts as Sanji sighs, blowing out a pillar of smoke before putting out his cigarette and pointing it at Luffy as he continues, "The Mosshead's gonna shit in your hammock for revenge if you keep that up, you know." - Sanji to Luffy. I just think this is a good out of context line. ‘Luffy stretches his neck down so that his head is curled around the Cook's ankles - ugh, now Zoro has to get used to that all over again, since the new angle is wont to give him nightmare fuel for a week now  - and peers at Zoro, "Oh! Shishishi, Zoro got hit by a devil fruit. That's funny!" - Luffy to Zoro. I just like imagining the dub va’s saying the dialogue, honestly. "I gave that guy a check-up, his name is Raym, and he's physically fine. But, he's not exactly doing so good in the morality department, eheheh... So, um, I may or may not have incapacitated him..." ‘Zoro raises an eyebrow, smirking slightly, "Didn't think you had it in ya." - Chopper to Zoro. ‘After that, as if he was waiting for the moment their conversation ended, - the considerate bastard - the Cook walks up to Zoro's chair as Chopper turns to talk to Usopp.’ - Zoro about Sanji. What a dick, having manners and shit. ‘Damn the Shitty Cook and his shitty fucking food and his shitty not being bad at his job. Dick.’ - Zoro about Sanji. ‘Chopper speaks up, just as Brook yawns, "Okay. Sanji, Brook, I'm putting you guys on Zoro duty." Zoro scoffs while Brook chuckles and the Cook flicks Zoro on the back of his head,’ "Oi, oi~ Looks like there's finally a job that consists solely of making sure you don't implode from being a shrub in human skin." - Chopper to Sanji and Brook + Sanji to Brook. ‘Ugh, shitty fucking cat heart and making him feel things.’ - Zoro about Zoro. Damn those cat aortas and their emotions. ‘By the time they enter, Brook - along with the rest of the men in the crew - are fast asleep. Zoro guesses not having a brain probably helps.’ (...) ‘Chopper settles down and quickly falls asleep as well - Zoro can't blame THAT on lack of a brain, but he guesses the reindeer is just magic or something.’ - Zoro about Brook and Chopper. ‘The cat sighs like Zoro's stupid, he doesn't like the implication,’ "(...) Now if you'll excuse me, adieu." - This random ass cat that used to be a turtle to Zoro. I only chose this because the ‘adieu’ - literally just the word - is me referencing Three Minutes of Ecstasy by NSP. ‘Zoro frowns, why wouldn't he remember? Dumbass Cook, doesn't even understand how devil fruits work.‘ - Zoro about Sanji. What a fucking idiot, can’t even brain good. "Finally awake, huh?” - Sanji (and by Sanji I mean me) straight up just referencing the skyrim meme. And also Pop Team Epic - which was referencing the skyrim meme. (Slightly relevant though, because Ian Sinclair said this line in the Pop Team Epic Dub) ‘It's not selfish, it's for the good of... humanity? Yeah, sure, fuck it.’ - Zoro about Zoro. ‘In fact, actually, Zoro considered it to be whatever word would be a good enough summary to describe how the mere thought makes Zoro want to projectile vomit onto whichever stranger that would be and then ram into them a couple times for good measure - preferably before the vomiting actually, he retroactively added.’ - Zoro about a hypothetical stranger. ‘Zoro's suddenly brought back down to Earth as he, although he's now in his proper body and at full height again, feels a familiar but definitely bigger and longer tail sway behind him - along with a similarly familiar yet different set of ears twitch atop his head. Also he's naked.’ - Zoro after the devil fruit power wears off. Technically. ‘Zoro bares his teeth a bit - canines somewhat sharper than normal, another thing that lingered from being a cat.’ - Zoro about Zoro. Literally just a reference to flutterbat. That’s it.

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Hi hi babyyyyyy!!! :D ❤️ I’m so glad u got to go outside today!!!! Yippeeeeeee!!! Those little merry go rounds are so much fun heheh we have one for the kiddos the first time my son got on it he literally went 😵‍💫 it was so funny lmfao

…..fucking 2D men in the grass haunts my mind on the daily o.o I read this zoro fic one time abt him and reader getting nasty in a flower field…real hot shit

Omgggg noooo sad miu :( but she’s a pretty crier oh my lawd i still want her!!! And the sneak peek to the ino fic I’m so excited ur also the one who converted me to an ino fucker!!! heheheh ur so right abt him being butt ass naked with the beanie still on lololol

I hope the rest of ur day goes wonderfully, I’m so glad ur feeling a bit better!! MWAHHHHH 💖🧋

omg ur son is me I felt so sick while I went on it! i wasn't even spinning around i just sat on it and the slight movement had me like 🤢 and the tyre swing got replaced with a new one bc it got stolen LMAO it's not a tire anymore but it's so HARD my ass hurt like a mf so I went home pretty quickly LMAO

ZORO IS SO HOT PLSSSSS he was my first anime crush (i think ive deff mentioned this before, bart has 6 cool sayings). That is so hot though when will it be MEEEEE??? I say as if I wouldn't hate it, I'd probably feel a spider or an ant and start screaming it would be hellish LMAO

and miu :((( she found out her bf fucked her best friend 😭 she'll be okay tho the hoes r lining up for her LMAO. I'm so excited to finish the Ino fic!!! Trying to take my time with it but I think if I focus I'll probably get it finished in a few days! My bf is visiting tomorrow tho so we'll see. WHOEVER CAME IN MY INBOX TALKING ABOUT INO HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR I THINK THEY TURNED A LOT OF US INTO INO FUCKERS LMFAOOOO HE'S SO FIIIIINE

I hope ur having a lovely day :3 always good to hear from u hehehe 💕

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Hot and Strange Kind of Help

Summary:

Sanji helps Zoro for his rut

Notes:

Guys Guys... I am so ashamed of myself rn. First, this is my longest chapter nearly 4k words so wooh and No Beta We Die Like Men Second This is my first time writing smut in English so... Actually, this can be counted as the first smut writing ever of mine so... Anyway good luck

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After Zoro woke up, Chopper spoke to him.

“Zoro, you need a recovery rut after an injury like this, but since it's two weeks until your next rut and Luffy doesn't want to stay here for another two weeks and I don't know where we will be for another two weeks if you'll excuse me, I'd like to put you on the forced rut. I talked to Luffy. If you agree, we'll stay here until your rut is over." “Is this what's best for me, Chopper?” "Yes." "Okay then." "Beautiful. How would you like to spend your routine? Like Luffy-" “Chopper, I am a sexual man.” “Alright. Maybe someone from the other group would like to accompany you, do you want me to ask?” “I wouldn't want to spend my Chopper rut with a stranger. I've had alone rut before. It won't be a problem.” “Can you check your food, water, and bandages?” "Do not worry." "Ok then. I'll let you know when I have the room ready." “Okay, Chopper.”

*** *** After a while, Chopper showed Zoro his room.

“Zoro, I want you to lie down on the futon. And I'm going to inject you with this drug. In a couple of hours, your rut will begin.” “Okay Chopper.”

He did as Zoro Chopper said and lay down on the futon. Chopper also injected the needle into Zoro.

“You have the water and easy-to-prepare food section on this side. Bandages and medical supplies on this side and this-“ “Chopper. I got this.” “Please Zoro, don't push yourself. Be careful.” “I will.” ***

While all this is happening:

“Luffy? I need to talk to you! Alone!” “Okay.”

They went to a place where they could be alone together.

“Luffy…” “Yes, Sanji?” “Well… if you let me…” "What?" “I want to help Marimo with his rut.” “Huh?” "I said-" "I heard you. But I wasn't expecting that but hahaha. Okay, you can help. We can cook for ourselves for a few days.” “Thank you, Luffy.” “No problem.” “And Luffy?” “Yes?” “Can you tell the others that I am just resting? Not helping that…” “Okay, Sanji.” “Thanks again Luffy.”

After Sanji left, Luffy turned around.

“He would have noticed all of you if he wasn't being so reckless.”

Others came out of hiding.

Nami:

“What do you think will happen next?” “I think the cook-bro and Zoro-bro will definitely be lovers.” “No, no Zoro and Sanji will never be able to look at each other again.” “Yohohoho Young love blooms yohohohoh!” “What do you think, captain-san?” “They will continue to be Zoro and Sanji. They are idiots.” “I agree. It is still early.”

/////////Start of Sexual Content////// ***

“Fuck… This is bullshit… How does Rut make me heal when I get so tired… Fuck.. ah… it hurts…” “Stop whining you dumb marimo.”

As soon as Zoro heard Sanji's voice, he took a sitting position from his lying position. Of course, he was hurt by the sudden movement. Sanji had locked the door as well.

"Stupid. Don't make sudden moves. Don't you want to get better?"

As Zoro breathes deeply:

“W-why… Why… y-you here?” "I will help you." “I-I don't want…”

Even though Zoro said this, his body couldn't help it. He could clearly hear Sanji's pheromones right now. He got a bulge.

“Idiot. I can see.” “I-I don't… need your help.” “Oh yeah? Okay, then I am leaving.”

After saying that, Sanji opened the door. When exiting:

“Wait!”

Sanji grinned and re-entered and locked the door again.

“Now what do you want you horny marimo?” “You are… fucking irritating.” “Yeah, So?” “H-help…” “To who?” “M-me… you fucker.” “How do you want my help?” “I want your touch.” “Oh, you finally can form a full sentence without taking a few breaths.” “Just come over…here!” “No, no little marimo. You made me so angry. So we will play this by my rules. I will be in charge.” “Whatever. Just come already. It hurts… Please…”

Sanji kept standing at the door without answering. He hadn't heard what he wanted yet.

“Sanji…Please…help me…” “Better.”

So Sanji went to the futon where Zoro was lying and sat right next to him. With his arrival, Zoro laid his head on his shoulder. He was breathing deeply. It was obvious that he was in pain, but as Sanji had said before. He was angry with him and would not give him what he wanted easily. Of course, it wasn't meant to torture. After all, this was his healing rut. Still, Sanji thought he deserved it.

“Are you still there, Marimo?” “H-how are you not affected?” “Well, I wanted a clear mind. Took strong suppressants.” “I…I hate this…” "Don't. You are smelling so good. Now, look at me. Tell me what you want.”

Zoro looked up at Sanji. If it was a normal rut, Zoro would be much more energetic and would never let Sanji take control, but right now he was in a desperate situation.

“I… I want your touch.” “Where to, Zoro?” “To my penis.”

Sanji smiled. He wasn't willing to torture, as he said. If he played properly, he would easily get what he wanted. Since he could express it directly, he did what he said and slowly ran his hand over Zoro's pants over his hardened penis.

“You want me to touch this?”

Zoro moans.

"Y-yeah!" “More? "Yes!" “Then show it to me, Zoro-kun.”

Zoro hated rut. That's why he liked to use suppressants. People did not understand how they spoke about rut with pleasure. The rut was also a kind of heat. What's so cool about not being able to control your own body? Zoro hated it, but right now he had no choice. He stood up and slowly took off his pants.

"Hm... I still can't see it Zoro-kun." “You are an asshole.” “I can wait. As much as you want.”

Zoro didn't want to play his games. It was nerve-wracking. Moreover, he did not know this cook. He had never seen him like this. Still, he was a helpless alpha now. Not much. He also took off his underwear. He released his already hardened leaking penis.

“Oh, already this much pre-cum huh?”

Zoro blushed:

“S-shut up!” “So… Zoro-kun. What do you want?”

Zoro was about to die of embarrassment. "Do not you answer? Even to this?”

Sanji slowly approached him and blew lightly on his penis. Zoro suddenly tensed and his penis hardened even more. Sanji was sure that he wouldn't last long if he touches him right now.

“Your answer?” “Take it!” “With?” “Your mouth!” “What is the magic word?” “Please…” “Good boy.”

Then Sanji began to draw circles on the tip of Zoro's penis with his tongue. Zoro was already in bad shape and Sanji was making things even harder.

“F-fuck~ Cook… stop teasing. Please~~”

Sanji opened his mouth wide and took Zoro's penis in his mouth. He also didn't neglect to play with his tongue as he slowly tides.

“Oh, ~~ S-shit~ I didn't think you were that good~~ So close~ Cook… Faster.”

Zoro grabbed Sanji's head with his hands and started to support him. So Sanji got even faster. Zoro's moans and erotic voices from Sanji began to echo in that small room. Sanji wasn't particularly experienced in blow jobs or deep throat, but for Zoro... He was doing his best for Zoro. He supported it as much as he could with his tongue and took it as much as he could with his throat. It was as if Sanji was totally feeling it. His penis was beating like a heart. He knew he was close to coming. That's why he wasn't against Zoro. He even started getting a little deeper.

“Fuck! Cook! Back off! I'm gonna cum!

Sanji did not. He didn't let him either.

“CUMMING!”

As Zoro came, Sanji didn't move as much as he could and greeted all the sperm. When Zoro finished, Sanji swallowed them while staring into Zoro's eyes as he pulled back. Zoro slowly sat down on the ground.

“Fuck cook. That was…” “What?” “Amazing. Best…” “Oh… Really?” “Yeah… Maybe it is because…” “What?” “Because it was you…”

Zoro couldn't look into Sanji's eyes. Sanji was also blushing. Still, he quickly recovered himself and looked at Zoro. It had not hardened again. He had only stumbled upon an alpha's rut so far, and he could tell it wasn't the same. This showed how injured Zoro was. He couldn't harden himself with a blow job because of the suppressants he took. That's why:

“Would you like something to eat?” "I am not hungry." "But-" “I'll eat later. Now leave me alone.” "No."

Zoro turned to him:

“HUH?” “I will stay with you all the rut.” “Oh…” "Yes. So if you're tired, let's get some sleep." “I sleep in the corner. You get the futon." "Stupid. I said let's sleep the way we sleep on the nest." "Really?" "Yes." "Well…"

So Zoro lay on the futon with his back turned. His lower body was still bare, but he didn't care because of the rut. Sanji didn't care either and he hugged him from behind and fell asleep.

*** A few hours later, in the morning, Sanji awoke to Zoro's movements.

“Zoro?” “Oh~~ Fuck! Did I wake you? I didn't want. I will handle it. Oh~ you can sleep. Your scent is enough.”

Sanji rolled his eyes and started to slide down the futon. Slowly, he pulled up Zoro's shirt and began to place kisses on the swordsman's exposed waist.

“Idiot. I told you. I am here to help.” “Oh cook~~”

He found Zoro's hands with his hands as he continued to kiss. He pulled them off his penis.

"You don't have to do anything, Marimo." “Oh~” “Do you want me to continue, Zoro-kun?” “YES!” “Good boy~”

So Sanji grabbed Zoro's penis with his hands. While playing with the tip of his penis with his right hand, he was making rubbing with his left hand and licking Zoro's waist at the same time. Zoro was dizzy with all this attention. He covered his mouth with his hand so as not to shout with pleasure. Sanji smiled at that. Zoro was really cute.

“Zoro~”

He whispered sexily.

“Are you enjoying this~?”

He pressed his hands a little harder.

“Or should I pay a little attention to these?”

He took his right hand from the tip of his penis and directed it towards the balls. He fully grasped Zoro's right ball and started playing with his fingertips. Zoro shuddered at this movement and started squeezing the futon with his free hand.

“It was a very good reaction. I love it, but this time I won't let you come easily. Look at that pathetic penis. How is it leaking?"

Sanji got up. So Zoro gets into the supine position:

“Cook?” “Stay that way, Zoro-kun. And never cum! Did you understand?" “Y-yes.” “This time I want attention too.”

Sanji took off his pants and underwear. Zoro liked the sight he saw. When he is about to hold his penis with his hand:

“What did I say! You will not cum, Zoro-kun. Which means you won't be playing with it!”

At Sanji's orders, Zoro gave up. Sanji came to Zoro with a smile too.

"Now let's get rid of those in our way, shall we?"

He took off Zoro's shirt, then his own. He placed a few pillows behind Zoro and placed him in the swordsman's half-sitting position. Then he sat on Zoro's lap and immediately grabbed the leaking penis with his right hand.

“Do you like looking at me while I am paying attention to your cock Zoro~~?”

Zoro was about to lose his mind. That was too much.

“Y-Yes!”

Sanji grinned and licked Zoro's chin.

“Who would have guessed that you could smell so good?” “S-Sanji~” “Marimo~”

Sanji started to speed up his hand. With his free hand, he began to play with the nipple. Zoro couldn't hold back any longer. He grabbed Sanji's head and started kissing him. Sanji was surprised, yet he didn't resist. On the contrary, he quit his other jobs to put everything into that kiss. He settled into Zoro's lap. In this way, their penises started rubbing against each other, and eventually, Sanji got hard too. Zoro was such a good kisser. Sanji surrendered himself to his control. He wraps his arms around Zoro's neck. Zoro grabbed him by the waist. They set a rhythm with their tongues and their bodies accompanied this rhythm. With each movement, the penises were rubbing against each other, which made them even hornier. Zoro was close. Knowing this, Sanji stopped kissing.

“Bring your hand, Marimo.”

He took his hand and brought it to the penises. They started to rub together. Zoro threw his head back in pleasure. Sanji was feeling well enough too. He opened his mouth to speed things up a bit. And he made his saliva fall on the penises. With the wetness, the movements got a little easier. They acted in harmony. After a while, Zoro came along and threw himself on the pillows, exhausted. Since Sanji hadn't cum yet, he got up and went to Zoro's bedside.

“I still haven't cum Zoro-kun. Make me!”

Zoro then brought his head closer to Sanji's penis. He wet the tip with his tongue. Then he took it straight into his mouth. Sanji didn't expect it to be so sudden. Still, he let Zoro. He was a little taken aback because Zoro knew what he was doing. It made him feel good. If he could keep that up, it wouldn't be long before he cum.

"Oh, Zoro~ you are so good~"

Zoro took Sanji's penis completely in his mouth in response. Wet erotic voices could be heard very clearly and Sanji's moans… If Zoro weren't tired and injured, that voice would have turned him on again. As soon as Zoro realized that Sanji was coming, he grabbed Sanji's hips and pressed himself against him, and took all the sperms. As Sanji pulled back, he swallowed it while looking into his eyes as well, referring to him.

“They were just as delicious as your meals.” “Shut up! Hahaha!"

He slammed a pillow in Zoro's face.

“Are you going to eat now?” "I'm too tired. I don't think I can get up." “I will feed you. I am a cook. It is my job.” “Oh… Really?”

As Sanji cleans up their sleeping place as much as possible:

“Wipe that grin off your face, Marimo. I see you're a little more yourself today." “Well… Rut gets intense the first day and last day.” "Three days?" “Yeah. The second day is when I'm most comfortable. The first is the hardest.” “Hmm…” “What about your heat?” “Usually four days. The first two days are more intense, the next two days are more relaxed.” “Isn't it similar?” "Yeah, but that's not your full rut performance, is it?" "No. But I'm not considered to have had too many ruts." "Really? But you seem more experienced than I thought.”

By this time he had finished cleaning and started preparing the meals.

“I am experienced. in sex. Out of rut. I do not like my position in Rut.” “Hm… Yes, you said so yesterday.” "Yes. What are you preparing?" “I'm going a little too easy. Heating ramen." "I thought you would make a fancy meal." “I'm tired too, Zoro-kun.” “By the way, why did you want to help?” "We'll talk about that later." “You were angry yesterday.” “I still am. Just less.” “I don't regret it.” "I know." “I would do it again.” "I know."

Sanji brought the food and water.

"Eat." "I-" "Shut up. Later." "I am glad it was me." "Later!"

Zoro then fell silent and they ate together. They slept again, but this time it was Sanji who turned his back. Zoro fell asleep, breathing in Sanji's scent.

Zoro slept for the rest of that day. Sanji woke up every few hours and made him drink his water and wiped his sweaty forehead.

*** The next morning, Zoro woke up feeling hot and turned to see Sanji sleeping on his arm. Sanji hadn't dressed them again. Zoro knew very well that he shouldn't do anything to a sleeping person, but the rut was confusing him. That's why he pulled his arm from under Sanji and got up. He didn't know if it was the room or himself, it was too hot. He looked at the things the others had prepared for him. There were lots of condoms. There was even one fleshlight, but Zoro had never been fond of toys. There was what he needed. Lube He poured a little on his hand and started stroking his penis. Meanwhile, he tried to focus on Sanji's scent in the room.

“Fuck… Sanji~ oh~~”

Sanji had never been a deep sleeper. That's why he had already woken up to Zoro's voice.

"Didn't you learn anything from yesterday, Marimo?" "I…"

Sanji got up and walked over to Zoro. Zoro leaned back in the corner of the room.

“Zoro-kun. I am here to help. Ask me!” “Cook~~” “Well, let's first call my name!” “S-Sanji~~” “You are such a good boy. Now the other thing?” “I want you Sanji!” “How?” “I want to feel your insides.”

Sanji smiled and walked towards Zoro's lap.

“Prepare me.”

So Zoro took the lube again and poured it on his fingers. He brought Sanji a little closer to himself. He slowly licked his stomach and thrust one of his fingers into the hole. Sanji was feeling hot. He got hard.

“You like this cook?” “Shut up~ I am the one who is in charge.” “You sure are~ you are so beautiful cook~”

Sanji hid his face by hugging Zoro's head as he was embarrassed by the compliment. Zoro took the opportunity to get closer and added a second finger. That was the best part about having sex with Omegas. Thanks to their secretion system, they were prepared very easily. He immediately added the third finger. When he thought he was ready enough, he pulled his fingers:

“Is that enough, cook?”

Instead of answering, Sanji sat on Zoro's lap. First, he rubbed some of his legs against Zoro's penis. At this reaction, Zoro moaned deeply.

"Cook~~ Don't tease~~"

If Sanji hadn't been so horny, he would definitely have continued. He immediately slipped the condom which Zoro wasn't sure when he took it, onto his penis. Then he pretended to stand up slightly, positioned Zoro's penis in his hole, and slowly took him.

“Ahhh Cook~~Feels so~~ Good~” “Yes! You are~~ Gosh Zoro!~”

When he was completely inside, Zoro first hugged him, and then they started kissing again. Meanwhile, Sanji was shaking his hips slightly. Every move made Zoro hornier. Still, he did not go unanswered. On the one hand, he started to play with Sanji's nipples. They both stopped kissing when they got to the point where they couldn't take it anymore. They were out of breath. Zoro started to grab him by the waist. Sanji starts jumping slowly but rhythmically on Zoro's lap. Zoro was enchanted by the sound and the feeling Sanji gave each sitting. Sanji, on the other hand, was already accustomed to the feeling of fullness immediately, acting as if he could not live without it. They were both so full of pleasure that they couldn't even speak a sentence. Their moans mixed.

“Cum! Cum inside!~~ Zoro~~ Please fill me!”

Zoro then started making Sanji jump on his own. Harder, faster… And he hugged him to his climax.

“Ahhhh~~” “Oh, Zoro~~”

While Zoro filled the condom inside Sanji, Sanji painted Zoro's chest with his semen. Sanji then got up slowly, but after the previous sex, he hadn't quite regained his balance. When he was about to fall, Zoro grabbed him.

“Fuck cook! It was amazing.” “Yeah.”

At that moment, Sanji's eye was on the condom. He pulled the condom from Zoro and tied it in a knot and tossed it aside. Then he took Zoro's penis into his mouth.

“Sanji!” “Cleaning and one round isn't enough.” "Don't! I don't think I can sit still. Not enough energy.” “I will ride you.”

So Sanji looked at Zoro's penis as it hardened again.

“You can wait, right Zoro-kun?” “Sanji~”

Sanji could see Zoro struggling. So he immediately brought futon pillows and made Zoro half-sitting, half-lying. And he got onto his lap. He used the second condom. But he didn't do what he just did. Now he started sucking on Zoro's nipples. With that, Zoro was both relieved and even much hornier. Sanji sucked on Zoro's nipples until they were red and slightly swollen.

“Do you like your work, cook?” “So much! Now for the main dish~”

Sanji didn't need to prepare With a sudden movement, he completely took Zoro inside of him.

“FUCK COOK!~ not so fast~ “But I want it fast!”

Indeed, he could only quickly extinguish his current fire. It was hard and fast, and he started to ride him.

“Ahhh Zoro~~ So big~~ So full~~ I can feel you so well!~” "Sanji!~ Not so fast~ I-I c-can't...~" “Cum! Cum for me! Please Zoro! Shoot it inside me!”

After Sanji ride him a few more times, the two of them reached orgasm at the same time. Sanji's sperm even landed on Zoro's face. Zoro's sperm-filled another condom. Sanji fell on Zoro's legs in delight and exhaustion. Meanwhile, Zoro's penis came out of him.

“Fuck Zoro. This… This was the best.” “Yeah.”

They were both very tired and fell asleep just like that.

//////Finish of Sexual Content///////

*** Sanji got up after about an hour. He got Zoro to drink again, as he did yesterday and changed his bandages. Zoro's rut was almost over. So he cleaned Zoro as much as possible and dressed him in his clothes. The swordsman must have been so tired that he didn't wake up to all this. Then he got dressed and went out.

He ran into Luffy outside.

“Oh, Sanji!” "Hey, Luffy." “How did it go?”

Sanji blushed. Luffy didn't need to ask that. Everything was clear from Sanji's scent.

“Shishishi okay I won't ask. Why did you come out? Is it over?” "Almost. I was going to prepare clean clothes. Like this…" “Robin has it ready.” "Does she know?" “Shishishi that is Robin.” “Yeah… I'll get them then.”

Sanji went to Sunny. Strangely, no one was there. Indeed, as Luffy said, he and Zoro had clean clothes on their beds. Just when he was going to get them:

“Are you going to take a bath in the castle?” “Fuck! ROBIN-CHAN?! You scared me!” “I am sorry Cook-san. Wasn't planning to.” “It is okay.” “So?” “Yeah. I was planning that.” “You can shower here. We can give some time to you guys.” "Everyone knows, don't they?" “They do. But you wouldn't be able to hide it Sanji." “Scent?” “Yeah. All over you.” “Okay then. I will bring him here.” “Good.”

After talking to Robin, he left the clothes in the bathroom and came back. He checked Zoro, and looked good.

“Oi Marimo-kun! You need to eat.”

Zoro groaned and woke up.

“What?” “Eat.”

Zoro began to eat. He went back to bed after he was full. Sanji lay next to him

*** A few hours later, Zoro woke him up.

“Cook!” “What?” “My rut is over.” “Oh. Then let's go to take a shower."

When Zoro is startled, Sanji says:

“What?” “They know?” “Yeah… They prepared a shower and clothes for us.” “Oh…” “Yeah… Anyway, can you walk?” “Yes. I am not fragile, shitty cook.” “I am not saying you are. I am saying you are injured.”

Sanji stood up and extended his hand to Zoro. Zoro stood up, holding him. As Sanji is about to leave:

“Cook!” “Yeah?” “Thank you.” “Whatever. It is not a big deal. I am glad you are okay.” “Yeah. Me too”

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@ivy-spivy [Buggy/Ace/Franky] 6. go clothes shopping with, go to ikea with, go grocery shopping with. Lord, lord.... lord. My wife looks at me with fear on their face as they know I am the most grumpy, angry piece of shit when I have to go grocery shopping and if it was with Buggy or Ace the place would get set the fuck on fire. Franky would have been my first choice for taking me clothes shopping cus we have the same style but for everyone's sake. Franky for grocery shopping. Buggy for clothes shopping, lets make man bad choices together baby. Ace and me go to ikea and pick out really ugly furniture for the house and Marco isn't happy we came back with useless crap and why is our dining room table something from mad max.

@childofblackmaria [Thatch/Kiku/Marco] 8. share a car with, share a bank account with, share a cake with Thatch for a cake, we'd have a nice cup of tea and eat the cake he more then likely made himself and it'll be wonderful. Kiku I think she would be the best to share one with, I'd not be mad if she spent all the money because she deserves everything. Marco with a car because I just live for the mental image of that long legged bastard in a small car.

ANON: [Luffy/Sanji]Zoro] 10. netflix and chill with, go ice-skating with, play dodgeball against I think Sanji would be great to go ice-skating with? like he has grace and would be so fun to watch and probably the one that would catch me before I hit the fucking side of the wall and re arrange my own face.

Luffy for dogeball though every single one of them I would hate, hate, hate to be against. I feel Luffy would at least see it as a FUN GAME BETWEEN FRIENDS and I'd escape with my life. Netflix and chill [I hope to fuck you mean platonic] Zoro. He wouldn't care what I watched and we'd just vibe. Get drunk watching bad horrors.

@lawscorazon [Marco/Ace/Thatch] 3. fight aliens with, fight zombies with, fight capitalism with Aliens with Thatch? they might be scared of his hair and think he was a xenomorph or something? Marco with zombies because he's good at dealing with plague-esc issues I guess? also we can fly. Can't catch us up here fuckers.

Ace for capitalism. BURN IT ALL TO THE FUCKING GROUND.

@secretsnailor [Smoker/Pops/Thatch] 4. write a book with, read a book to, hit with a book Write a book with pops! he would have so many wonderful stories and adventures that would be so interesting and great to note down!

Thatch would be all cuddled up in bed with his hair rollers in, his little fancy silk PJs as I read a book to him, cheesy romance novels with awful sex scenes. Or I read from his favorite recipe book. Throw a book at Smoker and just run like the bitch I am.

@sarcasm-vending-machine [Ace/Kuzan/Shanks] 3. fight aliens with, fight zombies with, fight capitalism with I already picked Ace for the last one before. I feel Shanks could just haki all the aliens out the sky... or scare them away... Kuzan could freeze all the zombies...

@smoleeveewrites [Ace/Marco/Thatch] 5. go on a six hour road trip with (no car radio, you choose who drives), sit next to on a six hour plane flight, sit across from on a six hour train journey Marco for the roadtrip, he would be a delight to drive with. I think we'd keep the convo light, playful, fun, point out dumb shit as we drive. Maybe stop at dumb roadside attractions.

Watch as he has to take many breaks to stretch those long ass legs of his. Thatch for the flight, he'd just read, watch the movies, be pleasant, keep in his lane. Though he would moan for hours about the state of the food on t he flight and I'd be tempted to choke him on his scarf.

Ace for the train. I think he would love the train and be distracted by what was going on outside. There's room for him to like.. fuck off and get snacks too. We'd have a table on the train and we could play card games or watch dumb shit on our phones together.

@howlingartbean [Kid/Sanji/Thatch] loooord

2. fist fight, get drunk with, share a flat with SHARE A FLAT WITH THATCH, He would be so pure, he'd bake and cook for us, he'd be so soft and sweet and always make sure I'm eating and drinking water. I don't care how often his hair is a problem for the drain he still beats Sanji and Kid.

Get drunk with Kid, I feel he'd be at least a fun drunk friend. We'd start fights with tree's and trash cans. Screaming at one another in the middle of a street at 5am and one of us ends up crying and makeup running down out face, spoiler alert that's Kid.

I'm fairly certain if we were only allowed to use fists I'd win against Sanji. He'd more then likely be like 'not worth my hands bitch' and storm off to cry about it to like Zoro or something.

@eustasssimp [Marco/Thatch/Ace]

6.go clothes shopping with, go to ikea with, go grocery shopping with

Thatch would be the best to go grocery shopping with... he'd keep me sane or at least push me around in the trolley like a spoiled child as I sit and eat something before we get to check out and he stacks cereal boxes on me.

Ace and me love out Ikea dates now, we go and eat in the little restaurant place, play hide and seek in all the set up fake rooms the place has. We either come out with thousands of pounds worth of crap again or we get lost and the store has to call Marco to come and pick us up.

Marco and me going clothes shopping. He buys another 20 of the same purple shirt and gets even higher heels to wear, even strappier. He helps me buy the ugliest shirts so you can see me a mile away and think I'm going to rip you off with a used car. Just living out best gay vacation uncle vibes.

@my-muses-in-op [Thatch/Shanks/Rayleigh]

6. go clothes shopping with, go to ikea with, go grocery shopping with

Thatch for the latter 100% as said above.

Me and Shanks go to Ikea and by awful shit that our spouses would hate. We also talk about our spouses aggressively. 100% we by the bed that looks like a pirate ship.

Rayleigh can maybe take me to get some adult clothes instead of me living my best drunk vacation uncle vibes. Makes me dress nice so I'm allowed in places there isn't a 'dollar menu' option.

I go home and Marco and Ace are like 'wtf are those' at my full length pants and appropriate going outside in the cold attire. ---------------------------------------------------------

ANON [Marco/Izou/Ace]

10. netflix and chill with, go ice-skating with, play dodgeball against

Izou would be MAGICAL ice skating but like I really love the idea of Ace falling on his ass and accidentally melting the entire ice rink out of frustration. Plus Ace ice skating means I don't have to be against his ass in the dogeball section.

Izou for dodgeball, I feel like he'd consider the entire thing a waste of getting sweaty and just throw one perfectly aimed ball at my face, beat me and just like... go and get a drink. Not a hair out of place as he murders me and I'd still say thank you.

Marco for netflix and chill. I'd cuddle up to this big bird and we'd watch stuff and just vibe and if it was that kinda chill he'd be good enough to arrange me so I could still see the TV screen.

[aspiringtrashpanda]

Dark round eyes clashed with narrowed golden irises.

There he was, that dark haired man with the spotted hat from earlier. He sat up in the bleachers, in between their rented arena and the field that housed the two other students. His notebook sat open on his lap and he held a pen in hand, as if he had simply been teleported across campus and hadn’t actually moved an inch.

In the bright light of the stadium, Luffy was able to see the shadow that bobbed at the man’s shoulder better than before. A black, slightly transparent creature that seemed more limb than body hovered close to the man’s face, large red eyes staring unblinkingly at its trainer. Two long arms clutched at nothing, a golden plated death mask propped between a curled tail and its body.

A Yamask – a Pokémon said to be the spirit of a departed human, a vengeful soul.

The man was staring at Luffy, lips moving as silent words were uttered to his creature companion. His brow furrowed in irritation and his head swiveled towards the Yamask, as if an argument was unfolding between them.

Luffy lifted a hand as those topaz eyes glared his way once more, waving casually, putting on his sunniest smile.

He thought he saw a flicker of surprise pass through the man’s expression, though it was fleeting, replaced immediately by a tight lipped frown. Breaking eye contact and returning to the book in his lap, it was as if he had never even looked at Luffy in the first place, ignoring the wave and neglecting to return the gesture.

“Don’t bother with Trafalgar Law, Luffy."

Sanji’s smooth drawl directed his attention back to his new group of friends. The blond sucked on his cigarette, exhaling a cloud of smoke before adding, “He keeps to himself.”

Zoro shouldered Chopper’s back pack (insisting on carrying it in appreciation for the medical treatment of his Pokémon), grunting, “That third year gives me the creeps. Such a spooky fucker. Always talking to that ghost of his.”

“He gives you the creeps?” Usopp squeaked, clinging to Nami’s shoulders as he cowered behind her, “Count me out. I’m not befriending anyone who spends all their time with ghosts.”

Robin giggled ominously, “I suppose I’ll see myself out, then. Zoro can escort me back to the residence since his Honedge is a ghost type as well.”

The green haired man crossed his arms over his chest, frowning at Usopp. The latter's Joltik tittered nervously under Zoro's steely gaze, scurrying down from her trainer’s bandana to hide in the curly mess of hair on his shoulder.

They began to make their way towards the walk out from which they had came, laughing amongst themselves about Usopp’s naïve remark and chatting about what ghost Pokémon were considered creepy, cool, or cute.

Luffy paused, allowing the rest of the group to continue forward as he lingered behind.

He took in the bright lights of the stadium, the massive rows of bleachers, the assortment of arenas. A bubble rose into his throat, a squeal of excitement dying to be let out. In a few days time, he would have his first Battle School class in the building, and in a week, he would be practicing on this very field.

Looking up towards the stands where he had seen the mysterious third year known as Trafa…Toraf…Torao Law, he searched for that solemn gaze once more.

It was nowhere to be found.

The bubble popped.

[mimi-ya]

It's me again, hiii!

I just wanna say that that pic you used to reply to my long ass ask is so cute!!! I love baby Luffy with all my heart, and I'd go to hell and back for him 😭

And I hope you get to cosplay Perona! Her design is one of my favorites in OP 🥺

Now, I've been away for a while and I'm only now seeing some of your posts, so I hope it's still ok to comment on them? Aksjaoshdg

So, Zoro's birthday fic,,, I LOVED IT SO MUCH! THAT WAS SO HOT, I QKJSIAHSHSJSNS fucked out Zoro is 💯 There's something about him being wrecked, and vulnerable, overall, that makes me lose everything 😭 ~ on a side note, I haven't catched up with the manga, yet, so I don't know what's happening currently in Wano, but I REALLY wish Oda would give us some Zoro angst or something like that. I know that is a little sadistic, but I'm CRAVING some vulnerability coming from him 😔

Which leads me to the next topic: mutual hate fucking. I know it's been a while, but I wanna join my fellow Zoro fuckers and intercede for our man 😏

Also, you've been sent to horny jail?! wth 😭 if Tumblr ever dares to come up with this outrage again, it will have to drag us all along with you 😡 ~ we've all been convicted of the same crime, after all 🤧

And your OP art, SO CUTE!!! YOU'RE SUCH A MULTITALENTED QUEEN! I tried drawing baby Robin, once, and... It didn't go well 😅

Now, your birthday celebrations event!!! Mimiii, that's the cutest thing ever 😭 YOU'RE SO SWEET, I CRY. I've submitted mine a few days ago (I've been writing this ask ever since, but I still haven't finished it......... WHY AM I LIKE THIS), even though it won't be my birthday any time soon jwjsjwnbbs actually, chapter 2 of covert identity came out around my birthday, and I was so happy!!! I considered that as a unintentional birthday gift kashusjshsh

On your post about Pudding -- I couldn't agree more! She deserved better, and I hope she can be free, someday. It'd be nice if she, Brûlée and Katakuri rebelled against their mother. Mama is straight up abusive. She always goes on and on about creating a world without discrimination, where "all races" can coexist, but that's all empty discourse. She collects people, and treat them as if they were animals in her own particular zoo. I love her as a character, but I DESPISE her as a person 😂

Finallyyy, I wanna talk about your mutuals tag list!!! Alright, so, when I first opened it, I really wasn't expecting to see myself tagged there. I might have teared up a little........ 😭😭😭 MIMIIIII, that made me so, so happy 😭 I keep coming back to it, and EVERY single time I get, like 🥺😭🥰

Just know that I love and appreciate you just as much! I've been kind of absent from Tumblr, lately, but I love seeing your posts on my dash; they really make my day.

I'm planning on creating a new blog just for OP (maybe?) (my original account is over 10 years old, and I'm having quite an identity crisis. I can't even stand looking at it 🤡). If I follow through that plan (or when I'm finally able to put up with all the bullshit of past me and can go back to using my old blog), I promise I'll let you know whenever it's ready! Until then (and even after that), I'll continue being your sprout, for as long as you allow me 🥺

- 🌱

I'll comment on your most recent works as I read them, as I still haven't had the chance to do that 😭 also, I think it's best if I just end this ask here, as it's gotten LONG long, already, and I just keep adding things as the days go by 😂)

my sprout!🌱

first off: baby strawhats are superior to adult strawhats, but something about baby asl will always have the biggest place in my heart!! SO CUTE! my brother is watching op, and I’ve asked that out of the 1000 episodes he PLEASE let me watch 493 & 494. I LOVE BABY ASL SO MUCH!!

perona is also one of my favs! my roommate and I have a goal of going to some anime con when ever things feel safe again, so I have until then to make my cosplay! Except now I’m OBSESSED with ulti!! the only down side is I don’t think her outfit is as fun as perona 😪 but we’ll see what happens!

I’m glad you enjoyed zoro’s bday fic!! Wrecked zoro is the best zoro 😌 and I have a feeling we’re going to get some zoro stuff in Wano, I’m just not sure if it’ll be angst?? I feel like the only thing that could get to him would be about kuina, so if Oda is somehow able to tie her in? Idk! (And of course luffy and the crew, but I don’t want THAT MUCH angst!)

and don’t worry, mutual hate fucking is cumming (lol, i hate myself 😭) it has to, zoro is literally the perfect character for it

I was sentenced to a quick stint in horny jail but have been bailed out! I promised the tumblr gods to behave from here on out so fingers crossed that doesn’t happen again!!

thank you for the sweet words about my art! I realized I didn’t even post all the things I made! Crafty things are my favorite! And I would love to see your baby Robin, I bet she’s adorable!

I’m glad you like the birthday celebration event! I’m pretty excited about it! I just hope I can come up with enough birthday themed ideas! 😅 and speaking of covert identity… lmao chapter 4 is basically done but then I remembered y’all need chapter 3 before that! My goal is to have chapter 3 done within the month and 4 will come quickly after! ☺️

Pudding and all of big mamas kids deserved better! I’m interested to see what role the Charlotte children will play in Wano or if some of them will ever be seen again in the future!

And bestie! I’m so glad you saw the tag!! LOL! I was giggling writing it out, because I was like, this will be so funny if my 🌱 opens it! And I couldn’t not include you! And I feel that blog issue, my old blog was a cluster fuck of all my different fandoms, and I was like, alright. Time to just make something fresh for op!

I’d be happy to interact with any blog you make, but will also always have you in my heart as my little sprout! 🥰🥺 love love love getting to hear from you! 💗