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head headcanons! (op x afab! reader)

ft: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Kid, and Law

NSFW headcanons, 18+ MDNI

it came to me in a dream things they do/like when giving and receiving :) cw: smut. rough oral occasionally.

Luffy:

giving:

The boy drools. Not even purposefully so, either. Just a glimpse at your glistening folds has him salivating just as he would at a feast. Will quite literally try to eat you like one, too. Should probably put a towel down, maybe.

Loves when you push his head into your pussy. He'll rub his whole face into you until he's covered in your juices, and will even pin your thighs back to do it himself if he's feeling impatient.

Absolutely gets off on tongue fucking you. He loves it when you whine and wail when he stretches it wide within you, curling and twisting it in ways that make your toes curl and your hips twitch uncontrollably.

receiving:

Still a drooler. Though with more intention. Will let himself drool down his chin and onto your forehead, cheeks, lips, and his own cock. Loves watching the saliva mix together with his precum while his cock disappears inside of your mouth over and over.

He's a throat fucker. Don't be surprised when he grabs hold of your head tightly to rut as deep into your throat as he can go.

Could cum from hearing you choke on his cock. Stretches his cock out on your tongue just to hear you gag.

Zoro:

giving:

A spitter. Will spit on your clit, your thighs, into your hole, anywhere he wants. Loves it messy when he devours you, expect a lot of slurping and noisy sucking.

Actually will make out with your pussy. Loves kissing it, sliding his tongue between your folds to lap and suck at your clit before going back to trailing wet tongue kisses up and down your slit.

Possessive af and doesn't hesitate to hold you down so he can eat as he pleases. Holds your legs down or your thighs back so you're always open and dripping and ready for him.

receiving:

Will grab your head to keep it steady, but also loves to dig his fingers into your scalp to help you take as much of him down your throat as possible.

Wants it as wet and messy as possible. Can't get enough of the squelching sounds you make as your saliva drips from your mouth and down his cock until it pools around the base.

A dick slapper. Wants to smear his precum and your spit all around your face with the tip of his cock before slapping you with it. Each cheek, against your lips, on your tongue, he's doing it everywhere he can.

Sanji:

giving:

The man is a sniffer. Loves your natural scent and honestly could be content with just that, but what good is he as a chef if he doesn't taste the meal given so freely to him?

Absolutely savors you. Long, slow licks up and down your sex, sliding his tongue between your folds, sometimes even into you. Moans and whines face first into you, matching your own cries of pleasure with his own, eyes glazed over with love for you as he watches your face twist and contort in bliss.

Worships your pussy for so long and so well that he cums untouched - soaking the sheets even more with a whimper of your name against your clit.

receiving:

LOVES BEING TEASED. Goes crazy when you flick your tongue against his frenulum. Whimpers and whines until tears collect in his eyes, and when you finally take him into your mouth he's already about to cum.

Somewhat shy with what he wants. Really likes his balls sucked but won't outright tell you until you figure it out yourself one day. Now you do it every single time, entranced in the mess he becomes when you lick and suck at them.

Loves when you swallow his cum and show him the evidence. Activates some dominant, primal side of him that he can only channel into when you happily gulp down what he has to give you. You're not about to waste food when you're on his watch.

Kid:

giving:

A pussy slapper. Won't hesitate at all to smack your clit - especially if you try to weasel away from him. He'll just hold you down and give you the punishment he deems that you deserve.

Sucker. Will suck hard on any piece of you his mouth can reach - your pussy lips, clit, inner thighs, whatever. Expect to ache after he's through with you.

Can't resist splitting you open with one (or two) large metal fingers. Will chuckle darkly each time the shock of the cool metal thats suddenly knuckles deep inside of you makes you wail out and clutch his red, messy hair between your fingers.

receiving:

Loves when you have a vibrator (preferably one that he's made himself and can control with a remote) inside of you while you suck him off. Will tease you each time he turns the vibration to max, loving the way you swallow down muffled cries with his cock stuffing your cheeks full.

Another throat fucker, though he's mean about it. Doesn't care if you gag or heave around him. He knows his size and knows when you can't possibly take any more of his length, and will relentlessly thrust down your throat until the sounds of his saliva-soaked balls hitting your chin echo in the room.

Impatient, and doesn't put up with any teasing. Will push your head down further and further until he's happy with the depth you're taking him at. Won't think twice about gripping your hair and tugging it up and down his length at a pace he sees fit to keep you at.

Law:

giving:

His long, deft fingers carry his lack of pussy eating skills. Knows how to use them and use them well - curling two or three deep inside of you to rub against the spot that makes your hips twitch and clasp fists into the bedsheets while he circles the pad of this thumb onto your clit. Will make you lick his fingers clean afterward.

Edger. Loves to see you desperate and dripping. Will bring you right to the point of ecstasy to just pull you back to earth. Only gives in when he thinks you've had enough, and that amount varies each time.

Gets a HUGE ego boost by making you cum. The man's mood increases tenfold, if even for a few minutes. Uses the boost in motivation to rail and ruin you with his cock afterward.

receiving:

Also loves hearing you choke and gag around him. Each heave of your chest makes him groan and tense in pleasure just by knowing that it's his cock that's forcing this reaction.

Will pull your hair and pull it hard. The muffled cry of pain and pleasure that vibrates his dick in your mouth fuels his insatiable need to keep you tethered to him. Will only release his harsh grip when he cums deep down your throat.

Really gets off on ball-sucking. Wants to see them pressed against your face as your blown wide and cock-drunk pupils peer up at him. Jerks himself off while you lap and suckle, to eventually pull you away so he can paint your face in his cum.

[tobreed-ornottobreed]

Discreet

Me and the 4 other Usopp fuckers go wild! This is 100% not proof read or well written - this was fully whatever came into my brain onto tumblr, I just needed something with Usopp/M!reader. This was written with me as the target demographic.

Fully inspired by Hurling Downs 🐉 Anon thirst. I hope you like this.

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I can’t believe I made a part two for this..

A little less Discreet

Warnings! A little Sanji/Usopp/Reader at the end. Ftm Usopp (Usopp has a pussy). Male reader (not really mentioned?). Oral (Reader giving). Voyeurism? Exhibitionism. Crying. Nothing dark or too weird, Usopp and Reader are in an established relationship.

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“Wait-!”

A hand latched onto a clump of your hair, pushing and pulling your head with erratic indecisiveness.

Usopp cried out, lips quivering, unable to decide wether he wanted your face closer or away from his aching cunt.

A choked noise left him when he finally pressed your face fully into his dripping pussy, the usual moans and shrieks he let out were quiet and restrained, and you could see his worried eyes flicker toward the unlocked door.

That wouldn’t do.

It had been weeks since you had any alone time together, an onslaught of sea beast attacks and pirate gangs that left no room for you and Usopp to have any alone time.

And finally! Finally, you had caught him alone, tinkering with Nami’s clima-tact so blissfully unaware and exhausted.

You had planned on just a few innocent, fluffy touches, kissing him gently against the nape of his neck, getting him ready for a night in your shared cabin - but, a few whining noises and a shuddering plea led to you shoving the straps of his dungarees from his shoulders and settling yourself beneath his cluttered workbench.

The flat of your tongue laved over his clit, the tip circling under his hood - he yelped and slammed a hand against his mouth, the one in your hair tightening as he tried to control himself.

“Hey!” You laughed breathily, goosebumps rising against his brown skin, already coated in a thin sheen of sweat.

You kissed the inside of his thigh, relishing in the beautiful display, the way his thighs parted subconsciously, allowing you to indulge further and the way tears were already welling up in his eyes.

He tasted earthy and sweet, something so him. And you showed your appreciation with a throaty groan, the lower half of your jaw already drenched in his slick and your own saliva.

“Wait! I need to- ugn.. Mn! I need to finish this f’r-for Nami!”

You pitied him, pulling your tongue from its attack against his pretty pink hole - letting it hang lewdly from your lips as you gave him a heated, half lidded look.

“I’m not stopping you Usopp. You’re the master craftsman, I’m sure my little distraction won’t be enough to stop the Great,”

Your tongue returned to his clit slowly, eyes locked with his as you gave it a much too gentle kitten lick. His breath caught in his throat, hips stuttering forward to chase his pleasure.

“Captain,”

Your tongue swirled beneath the hood, suddenly pressing harder against the bundle of nerves, just to listen to him gasp. His body doubled over, hands balling into fists - pulling your hair tighter, using the strands as leverage to pathetically fuck your face.

“Usopp.”

Usopp had worried when you first became official that he was not what you wanted, his self doubt doubling tenfold. He was worried you wanted someone stronger, like Zoro, or skilled, like Sanji. Even someone more optimistic, like Luffy!

But fuck, in this moment, with his glistening pussy on display, rivulets of sweat running down his scarred chest and an already fucked out expression on his face. He put even Boa Hancock to shame.

He nodded, tears gathering in the corners of his eyes - tips of his ears and long nose turning red with his blush. He leant forward, relieving your scalp of his tight grip, shaking hands picking up the delicate metals of Nami’s weapon.

Your mouth returned to its rightful place against his cunt, licking and sucking like a man starved. Each time he cursed or a spring fell from the work top you nipped at his most sensitive areas, his clit and the edges of his drenched lips, your teeth dragging from to top of his cunt to press against the gushing hole of his entrance - he was practically sobbing by the time he had screwed one nut in place.

Your cock strained against your pants, just aching to be nestled within him again but you withheld - this was for his pleasure, a calm sea in the New World was rare and was sure to allow you both enough time to get reacquainted with one another.

His hips bucked against your chin impatiently, pulling you from your thoughts - his teary eyes pleading with you, a line of drool connecting him to his arm, where he had been stifling his moans, his pretty plump lips opening, presumably to beg for you to return to your feast.

Your tongue dipped inside again, hoping to oblige your pretty partner, lapping at his inner walls before freezing.

“Usopp! Dinners ready, didn’t you hear me calling?”

Sanji knocked on the workshop door, luckily thick enough to muffle the sounds of panic and pleasure as Usopp writhed, still skewered on your tongue.

“I-in a second Sanji! I’m.. ngh.. oh- I’m finishing this last thing on Nami’s climax..- CLIMA-TACT!”

You muffled a laugh within Usopp’s folds, puffy lips swallowing sounds of amusement and amplifying Usopps panicked moans and whispers of disapproval.

“Uh huh, right. You can do that after you eat. I need to keep an eye on Luffy, I’ll just stick the plate on your work bench.”

Usopps walls tightened around your tongue, eyes cloudy with humiliated tears - his hands trying to push your face away to no avail, much too weak to even move you an inch.

They tangled in your hair, instead, as you wiggled the slimy muscle, pressing into the spongy nerves that made up his favourite spot.

“Stop.. oh god I can’t..”

The handle to the door creaked, smoke from Sanjis daily cigarette billowing into the room.

It must’ve been a sight to behold from Sanjis point of view - one you are sure could never be replicated by artist or photographer.

Usopp’s curly hair unravelled and frizzing with sweat and the humid temperature of the room, his dungarees pulled bellow his knees - flushed face and sniffling nose, humiliated gaze drawn to Sanjis confused one.

His nipples were hard and the muscles in his lithe stomach jumped, wet pussy between his legs coating his stool, the dungarees and your face in his juices.

And as the last topping on, arguably, your favourite session with Usopp, was his cunt clenching hard around your tongue - his hips thrusting themselves forward as he cried out, pleasure erupting from him in a stream of his release. You watched as his head fell backward, eyes crossed - the muscles in his legs jumping erratically as he came in gushes of slick.

Sanji stepped back in shock, watching his crew mates in such an intimate position.. not to mention the way Usopp was still crying and begging. Looking Sanji in the eye with a panicked explanation that this was “not what it looks like!” Even as his cunt still creamed and his muscles kept spasming.

Sanji’s black jeans were tight around his crotch, the lies spilling from Usopps swollen lips just adding to the erotic sight before him.

You grinned, back and neck aching slight as you squeezed out from under the workbench, a hand carding through Usopps curly hair to calm his frantic ‘explanation’.

“I think Luffy will be fine for a few minutes, right Sanji?”

Usopp gulped, hand intwining with yours atop his head. Sanji shuddered, thousands of thoughts running through his head.. but the sight of you with Usopp’s cum still running down your face and the way Usopps thighs were still shaking from his mind numbing orgasm.. how could he say no?

[justanothersanjilover]

New Zosan angst idea

(I just love it to make Zoro a bit insecure, with traumatic situations in his past and events that left deep marks on his psyche 😅🙈)

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There was a big fight, they all were left more or less injured and dirty. Chopper examined them all and tended to their wounds. They went bathing or showering…all except for Zoro. He sat outside - leaning against the mast - and seemed to sleep. He was meditating, actually. He needed to push the pain into the back of his mind to get up and look out for the others. A bullet had ripped his side open, but he didn't let Chopper look over it - the others were more injured than him, and their doctor was already exhausted enough. He’d manage without him, surely! Just needed to push through the insanely throbbing pain to go an clean the wound…and bandage it as good as he could. Nothing he hadn't done multiple times before in his life. The thing was that he wasn't alone anymore - and that there was a neurotic cleaning freak on the ship now.

“You look disgusting,” Sanji snapped as he saw Zoro sitting there.

The swordsman ignored him as well as he could. But the words struck a nerve.

“All filthy and bloody…don’t you have any sense of self-care? Go wash up - if not for you, then do it for the ones who have to look at you and smell you, dirty Marimo!”

And it stung worse than before. It hit something inside that he thought he buried a long time ago. Zoro didn't really know, but he felt like shit while standing up and stumbling over to the bathroom.

Chopper caught him stealing bandages from the infirmary and got mad for not telling him about his wound. Zoro brushed it off with an “It’s not that bad.” But Chopper berated him how dangerous an untended wound could be.

“Also that’s a lot of blood on you…I…hope its not all yours?” The reindeer asked almost shily - still not used to express big feelings to his Nakama.

“Na, most of it is from those fuckers that attacked us. I just couldn't wash it off yet, sorry…” Sanji’s words came back to his mind.

“Don't worry, I actually was released to catch you because I don't know what would have happened if you tried to take a shower with that wound. You could have bleed out!”

“Still…Sorry for being so…dirty.”

“As I said, it’s fine. Now you can go and wash yourself. BUT make sure to not get the bandages too wet!”

So Zoro went to the bathroom and cleaned himself - Sanji’s words stuck in his mind as the blood and dirt washed down the drain.

*Some weeks later*

Again they were standing on a fighting ground. Sanji stood behind Zoro, backs almost touching - like thousands of times before. But this time, Zoro made sure not to touch or brush against Sanji.

The cook noticed it and moved closer, feeling a lot more at ease with Zoro’s back pressed against his so they could protect each other. But with every step he took toward Zoro, the swordsman stepped away from him. What was his problem?

The enemies came from all directions, and Sanji didn't have much time to actually think about why Zoro acted that way. They fought like madmen, and in the end, they won. But something was still off.

Sanji took out his cigarettes and pulled one from the package. He turned around to Zoro while lighting it and inhaled the smoke and nicotine to calm down.

Zoro stood there, all bloody and dirty again. He was hunched over, putting not much weight on his left side and using one of his swords to support himself. He was definitely badly injured by the looks of it.

“Zoro…"

Sanji stretched a hand out to place it on his shoulder…and Zoro jerked away from him, almost falling to the ground.

“Don't…”

“You’re injured. Let me see,” Sanji insisted, but he moved away again.

“No.”

The word came out slurred. There was definitely something wrong with him! Sanji decided it wasn't worth a fight and grabbed Zoro’s coat to turn him around.

Zoro wiped around, freed himself from Sanji’s grip, and stumbled backward. He lost his footing and fell, hitting the ground so hard he actually cried out in pain.

“Shit,” Sanji stepped closer again. “Let me…”

“No!” Zoro tried to crawl away backward, his eyes - and surely his mind - clouded with pain.

“The fuck is wrong with you?! Let me help, idiot!” Sanji exclaimed while walking over to him.

Zoro mumbled something he couldn't quiet understand. But he got louder the nearer Sanji came. He clearly wasn't in his right mind as panicked as he was - trying to get away from Sanji again, but his injuries seemed to take their price.

As Sanji, again, extended a hand to him, he could finally understand what he was muttering in his delirious state.

“No…’m disgusting…filthy…don’t...don’t touch me…”

A pang of realization and hurt washed over Sanji as it clicked in his mind. He had said Zoro was disgusting and filthy the last time he was covered in blood. Mixed with his injuries and the blood loss, he seemed to take those words too seriously. Sanji had meant them in a teasing way like they always did. He never thought of them affecting Zoro so much.

“Zoro, let me see,” Sanji kneeled down in front of him.

He shook his head and mumbled a weak “too dirty” before trying to crawl away again.

“I didn't mean it like that, idiot! I wanted to tease you! Please, Zoro, just let me help you!”

But Zoro refused and even hit Sanji’s hands away as he tried to stop him. It took almost twenty minutes until Zoro passed out, and Sanji could start to take care of his wounds until Chopper found them.

All the way back to Sunny, Sanji mentally scolded himself for saying something that stupid to Zoro. He screamed at himself in his mind for not noticing how much he hurt Zoro with it, for not noticing how much Zoro suffered from this mindless comment.

“Is he gonna be okay?” Sanji wanted to know as he looked down on Zoro lying on the bed in the infirmary.

“He lost a lot of blood…” Chopper mumbled, adjusting the bandage on Zoro’s torso. “Why didn't you guys stop the bleeding sooner?”

“I…couldn’t. He wouldn't let me because he thought he was to dirty for me to touch him…I…”

Chopper shook his head and looked like he knew something Sanji didn't.

“What is it?” Sanji wanted to know.

“He…I can’t. I promised not to tell. He told me in secret.”

“Chopper…”

But the little reindeer didn't say anything.

“Please,” Sanji tried again. “I need to know if I hurt him…I need to know why my comment made him think he was too dirty to touch, please.”

Now Chopper looked up, almost shocked. He swallowed and jumped from his chair to put away his medical tools.

“I…he…what did you say to him?”

“I wanted to tease him! I told him he was disgusting because he was covered in blood and hadn't shown any sign of going to the bathroom…I also said he was filthy - I didn't mean to hurt him! I just wanted to get him up and clean himself because he sat outside and napped.”

“He wasn't napping. He was injured and tried to meditate the pain away so he could get up to take a shower! I caught him trying to steal bandages because he thought the rest of us needed more attention, and he could do it himself!”

Sanji wasn't used to seeing Chopper that worked up and angry, but he had a good reason for it. His words shocked Sanji even more. What was he thinking, talking to Zoro like that without checking in on him first?!

“I still don't know why it hit him that much.”

“Because he…”

“Chopper!”

Zoro’s voice wasn’t loud; it actually wasn’t more than a whisper. But maybe that was why it rang through the room like thunder.

“You promised…”

“But I…”

“You said you wouldn't tell anyone!”

Chopper nodded and went over to push Zoro back onto the bed because he sat up. He told him he had to stay in bed for at least two days, and Zoro started to complain, only shutting up as he noticed Sanji staring at him.

“Fine…can you leave me alone for a while now? I…need some time to think.”

“Sure,” Chopper said instantly - but he had to push Sanji out of the room with force.

It took Sanji five days before he managed to corner Zoro alone in the pantry while he wanted to steal some sake. Zoro looked like he knew what was to come and made himself ready for a fight.

Sanji dropping to his knees to apologize wasn't on his list that day - or ever! But there he was, standing in the pantry with a bottle of booze and Sanji kneeling in front of him, telling him how sorry he was. That was really irritating!

“What ya doing, shitty cook?! Stand up!” Zoro snapped and backed away slightly.

“I never wanted to make you feel like you’re dirty or anything. I just wanted to poke fun at you…I wanted to tease you…”

“Shut it and stand up, idiot! I’m not talking to you if you’re kneeling below me!”

Zoro’s heart rate picked up as Sanji didn't move. He had to do something. And so he did the only thing he could think of. Zoro kneeled down, too and Sanji looked up at him.

“What are you…”

“I won’t say it twice,” Zoro mumbled. “So listen closely.”

“You don't have to…”

“I want to tell you so you understand, okay?”

Sanji nodded and stayed quiet to let him explain.

“I…I like…I’m gay, okay?” Zoro almost screamed.

He looked away and closed his eyes like he was expecting a punch or something. Sanji stared at him for a brief moment. What was Zoro thinking would happen after he told him this? Something bad, surely, seeing his reaction.

“Zoro…”

And that seemed to break Zoro’s trance-like state. His eyes got wide, and he backed away again until he was pressed against the wall.

“I’m sorry…I’m not gonna touch you, I promise. I…”

“Zoro!”

He shut up as Sanji stood up again. Sanji walked over as Zoro closed his eyes for a second time. He didn't want to look at him…didn’t want to see the disgusted look in his eyes.

What happened next wasn’t anything Zoro had expected either. Sanji hugged him tight. He pressed up against him like he wanted to crawl inside Zoro’s body, and Zoro couldn't react. He stood there, body stiff like a plank but melting into the hug with every passing moment.

“I’m sorry…I think I know why you reacted like that after I said that you’re…after I said what I said,” Sanji mumbled. “I’m so sorry!”

“It’s…nothing…”

“It is! Everyone who said something similar because you told them you’re gay…”

Zoro tensed up again, but Sanji kept talking.

“They are wrong! You aren't filthy or disgusting or dirty! You’re good the way you are; you’re perfect the way you are! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!”

Zoro’s body shook as he tried to suppress his sobs. He wanted to put up his barriers again, but he couldn't, and so he gave in. He let his body sink against Sanji and hugged him back, burying his face in the crook of his neck as he let his tears fall.

And maybe Sanji felt tears in his eyes, too. Maybe he let go of his contained feelings and pressed more against Zoro. Maybe they both sank to the floor. And so what if Sanji grabbed Zoro’s face while kneeling in front of him and kissed him? And Zoro stared at him in pure shock. But then he launched forward, knocking Sanji to the ground, and kissed him senseless.

[bitchimasnake-sss]

masked fantasies ft. portagas d. ace!

set-up: going to your friend nami's costume party may have been a good idea, after all.

warnings: nsfw thoughts include bathroom sex, drunk sex, oralimplied (f!recieving), in a literal party so your friends will tease you about this endlessly; mdni thankyou!

💗the music blared loudly thru the house, audible clearly even with the closed bathroom door. your fingers lightly danced against the shoulder of the man who stood in front of you. portagas d. ace. your friend luffy's (hot) older brother.

💟 you knew luffy would probably be a little upset if he found his older brother's fingers were currently rubbing your clit through your skimpy, little thong. he would probably be a little mad if he knew you were sitting on the sink in nami's bathroom and moaning as his brother bit down on your neck and sucked hard. his tongue swiped down where he bit, soothing the skin and pressing a chaste kiss. but his brother was the one who started the ordeal.

💟look, you were no brother-fucker okay. and look, you knew taking zoro up for that alcohol challenge was stupid because you were just gonna lose and get drunk and messy. but it was too late. "hah" zoro laughed, chugging down on another bottle easily, "you're gonna throw up, stop it" "oh fuck off. not everyone's a raging al-coholic like you, bitch." you flipped zoro off, hiccupping slightly, "im gonna go dance." "don't fall to your face" he called out after you, still laughing. but now you were hammered. and what were you gonna do when an equally drunk, beautiful, hot man started dancing against you, sweet-talking his way to your pants??? especially when he showed up practically shirtless with just a ghostface mask on??? obviously you were gonna fuck him. obviously. 💟ace gulped down his drink, his eyes trained on your dancing figure as he pretended to listen to sabo next to him. and you'd admit, you aren't perfect so when you caught him looking at your swaying body in that tight, mini fairy costume, you may have beckoned him over to dance with you. and he may have come, rutting his pelvis against your ass as you threw you head against his shoulder. you swayed to the rhythm together, his warm hands on your exposed waist as you rubbed against him. he bent down to whisper in your ear, "you wanna go somewhere with me?" you looked back at him with a seemingly innocent look and pouted, "what for?" he laughed, "you'd figure out." 💟and now you were locked in the bathroom with him trapping you between the mirror and his body. you threw your head back, resting against the gigantic mirror as you gasped. his fingers expertly toyed with your cunt, using the wetness pooling in your panties to his leverage. "a-ace," you slurred, nails biting down crescent scars on his shoulders, "we shouldn't be doin' this." he pulled away from your body, smirking slowly, "why not?" "if luffy found out-" you breath hitched as his fingers went fasted against your clothed cunt, rapidly rubbing against your swollen clit. he tsked, "don't bring up my brother while im fucking you, baby" "but-" your distracting opinions came to a screeching halt as he swiftly pulled your thong aside, exposing your bare self to the cold air outside. you shivered as his calloused fingers stroke easy glides against your aching cunt. he flashed you a wicked smile, "let me help take your head off of things, yeah?" and he knelt down.

a/n: idk, head empty only ace forever <3 tagging: @tetsuskei @bokutosbiceps

[zolawffy]

Calling them out their name!

Ft. Zoro, Law, Crocodile, Doffy, Sanji, luffy.

Zoro

Zoro was literally minding his business and training. He was clearly trying to focus. But you decided to go bother him, the usual.

“Zozo!!” You call out to him. He sighed in annoyance because he heard you coming. However, he couldn’t stay mad because he hasn’t seen your pretty face all day. He took a long glance at the beauty before him before continuing his training.

“Hey.” He said positioning all 3 of his swords. You knew he was serious because he had his bandanna on.

“I’m bored we should go out today before its too late..” you say eyeing him. He still didn’t even look your way. So you got a little upset. He just ignored you.

“Zo.” You said firmly.

“What is it Dammit, I’m a little busy here woman.” He said lifting the dumbbells off of his swords. You decided to do something very crazy to get his attention.

“Why you gotta be a bitch all the time?” You said resting your head against your hand. Oh girl you thought he didn’t hear that? You heard the dumbbells drop and his swords did too.

That mf was caught ALLLLLL THE WAYYYY off guard. You seen a vein or two pop through his forehead. He was mumbling and cursing under his breath, he was mad as hell. He took his weights and trained elsewhere.

poor zo.. 💔 dont worry you guys made up.

Law

Law was just sitting down on the couch. Earlier, he’d act like it was such a task to swap places with the pile of clothes, making it easier to get the clothes into the correct room.

You were mad at him because you had to do it all by yourself. However, you weren’t that mad when you developed one of your silly plans in your head.

You never called Law out his name before. But the way he’s looking at you while acting lazy, had you on boiling point.

“You’re a bitch sometimes, law.” You said before his eyes shot open. He was appalled too. He rarely ever heard that word come out of your mouth anyway.

“M’ sorry mama.. you don’t have to call me names. I’ll make it up to you.” He said motioning to the cushion beside him.

Law was too sweet and too chill to actually react badly. He doesn’t like that you called him a bitch but he understands why you did it. Though it wasn’t right. He still love you thoughh.

Crocodile

Ma’am i think you’ve lost your mind.. 🧠 here ya go.

Crocodile was sitting in his office working away, the usual. And it was toooo quiet. He looked at his watch snd calculated that you should be walking in any minute now.

That’s when you came into his office.

“There you are, Sweet girl..” he said signing his papers.

“Hi croc. You said you’d take me shopping today.” You smiled as you leaned onto his desk. Your favorite store had new clothes come in and you heard its selling fast. So croc promised to take you there.

“Did i now?” He said signing away. You started to pout and doubt he was even listening to you. Which he wasn’t. You sighed aloud.

“Yes and the clothes are gonna sell out before we get there.” You said pouting.

“Cheer up sweetheart. My work ran a bit overtime today. I still have a lot to d—“

“You Dick head! You’re a liar too.”

He laughed then removed his cigar and blew his smoke. “Is that what i am, sweet girl? Sweet girls don’t use that language.” He said firmly.

You were mad. So so mad. So you decided to keep going.

“Ughh you stupid fucker—!” You yelled at him. But he just stared at you. He didn’t laugh this time.. i think you done it.

“That mouth is gonna get you in trouble, girl.” He stood up.

Lets just sayyy you wont call him out of his name again and he madd sure of it.. you gonna need a wheelchair maam, take one and go. 🦽🦽🦽

Doflamingo

Listen here ma’am, NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!

You were talking to your friend, (one of doffy’s servants) and you both were talking about Doffy.

Doffy was sitting at the stool at the kitchen island reading a newspaper about himself. So he wasn’t paying attention to you guys.

“He can be a bit ruthless sometimes, i dont know hoe you do it..” she said looking at you with sympathy.

“I mean yeah you’re right he is a bitch sometimes.” You shrugged. You heard a grunt and you turned towards him.

“Oh really.”

“Yes really and you know that.”

“Have you forgotten respect already, darling?” He said getting to eye level with you.

Yeaaah that night you definitely got a little punishment. And yes he did use his strings.. i got a lil lazy for this one but i might add moree.

Sanji

Sanji is too precious to do anything to hurt you. However if you called him out his name, he would feel like he did something horrible.

So he would make you a variety of foods, lights some candles, give you a bath, massage you, PAINT YOUR TOES, AND GIVE YOU SOME WINEEEEE. and maybe even some fun time after. Just to make up for his guilt.

Luffy

Luffy— of course he did something. He’s always doing some.

He ate ALL YOUR DAMN FOOD THAT YOU WERE SAVING!! what more do you have to do.. you wrote your name on the box and he still doesn’t listen.

He ate all the food and you called him s bitch. He just laughed and said the food was good. Poor luf luf doesn’t care or doesn’t know what it means.

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I Saw You First (Pt. 2) ~ Part 7.5

Thank you @zoroswifesblog for this request!! Here's Part 1. I recommend that if you're reading through the series (linked below) to read this after part 7. This is Zoro's pov of the next day.

Pairings: Sanji x Fem!Reader, Zoro x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 1309

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Summary: It's the morning after your first night with the cook, and Zoro is determined to make you forget about him. Zoro grapples with his rage, and tries to understand why he's so worked up over your casual arrangement.

Rating/Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content, Fem!Reader, 18+ Only, MDNI, Reader-Insert, No Smut here except for brief memory descriptions, Casual Sex, Penis in Vagina Sex, Angst, Anger, Shame, Mild Violence Mentioned, Jealousy, Possessive Behavior, Crewmates with Benefits, Relationship Discussions

A/N: Feelings are tough, Zoro's having a bad day, y'all

I’m gonna show you. 

Zoro had barely noticed he was awake before the rampage of thoughts from last night piled on his brain. The sounds he’d heard, your little whines while you let that idiot cook fuck you in the kitchen. 

Trying to scrape the anger off of his skin in the shower, he had to hop around, shaking himself to release the images flooding his mind now.

Right there. She hung onto that safety bar when I fucked her against the wall. She was so fucking good, so tight and wet. She took it so well, even though I didn’t go easy on her.  

“Fuck.”

He rushed out of there, wanting to save his energy for everything he planned on doing to you later.

I’m gonna fuck the memory of him out of you. 

Zoro paced in his small room before heading to the galley. He kept his gaze away from the cook, and waited for you by the door. 

He sat next to you at the booth, blocking the waiter from leaning in close to you like he had the day before.

You were blinking slowly, your under eyes a bit dark. He tried to convince himself it was because being with Sanji had bored you so much. He shoved away the thoughts of how late it was before you left last night, the sounds of you both moaning as you came. 

Zoro’s grip on your thigh started pressing, and he let up. 

But he hung on a bit tighter when Sanji leaned over him to give you a fancy fucking coffee, with a pretentious little flower painted on the foam.

The pathetic perv has to bribe her. 

“I told you Usopp, Y/N’s sick. Chopper, can fevers make you go deaf?”

“Actually yes, a high fever can cause cochlear damage-”

“She’s not sick, she’s just been having trouble sleeping. Right, Y/N?”

He hadn’t registered what Luffy had asked until Robin’s calm, pointed words broke through. She looked at you, but her gaze slid to Zoro as he narrowed his eyes at her. 

Who fucking cares if she knows. 

You rushed out of the kitchen, and he followed you out on deck before he caught another glimpse of him. 

You let out a cute little yawn, and Zoro watched the line of your body as you stretched. 

Fuck, I want you right here, right now. 

His body was nearly buzzing as he came up behind you, breathing across your neck. 

“You’re coming to my room tonight.”

He watched your sweet mouth as you turned with another yawn, leaning toward him as you replied. 

“I can’t tonight, Zoro. I need to get some rest.”

The sound of your moans last night clanged through his ears again, and he felt that rage bubbling up. You took a step back from him, and he couldn’t fucking stop himself, the words leaving his mouth like poison. 

“What, now that cook treats you like a little princess, and you don’t want to fuck me?”

The sound of a lighter sparked behind him.

“I believe the lady told you she wanted a break, Marimo.”

Zoro spun, his fingers on a sword, itching to draw it.

I’m gonna kill this fucker, always butting in on what’s mine. 

“Fucking stop it, both of you. I’m not a piece of meat to fight over.”

Your voice was shaky, but angry, and Zoro turned to watch you take your step back toward him. 

“And Zoro, I enjoy our time together, but there’s a line. You agreed to this, so speak up if you can’t handle it.”

He had to clench his teeth to keep more poisonous words in, anger boiling hotter the longer Sanji stood beside him.

He missed something you said as he imagined everything his swords could do to the cook, and he had to bite his tongue to bring him back to the moment. 

“Okay, rule number one; no fighting over me. The whole point of this arrangement is to keep things casual, and I won’t put myself in the middle of your feud.”

Zoro could barely hold himself back from breaking that rule as you uttered it. 

“Rule number two; no one gets their feelings hurt when I want to take a break. I’m fucking tired, and I’m not a doll you can use whenever you want.”

Rage was replaced by hot shame, pouring into Zoro’s stomach.

What the fuck is from with me?

“Fuck, Needy, I didn’t mea-”

He almost flinched as you held your hand out to stop him. 

Fuck, I’m fucking this up. I’m going crazy, why can’t I handle my fucking shit?

“Rule number three; we need to come up with some sort of system to keep things fair. I don’t want to have to choose between you guys, and get caught in your pissing contest.”

The shame stayed in him, but rage bubbled back.

She still wants to let that perv fuck her.

Zoro fucking tried to keep his mouth shut, but he couldn’t stop himself from blurting his question out, too soon. 

“So, what’s the system?”

“Let her catch her breath, moss head.”

“You don’t know what she needs, waiter.”

“Guys, seriously? Stop.”

Zoro had leaned toward Sanji’s smug face just aching to slam his fists into it, but your voice cut through. He turned to you, fighting his need to teach that shit head a lesson, and keep calm for you. 

Don’t fucking ruin this. 

“Let’s alternate. One day with Zoro, then the next day with Sanji. And I get to take breaks without you destroying the ship.”

Zoro swallowed the knot of rage that was threatening to bubble up at the thought of continuing to share you with Sanji. He fought to breathe evenly, and missed something else you’d said.

“... Okay then, good! Do we all agree to the terms?”

“Of course dear-“

“Sure-“

“Great! I’m going to get some work done.” 

He turned to watch you walk away, not wanting to look at the piece of shit blond before he broke rule number one. 

“Marimo, you need to-”

“Don’t fucking talk to me, cook.”

Zoro fumed all the way to his quarters, the restraint it took not to break the walls was painful. He started counting pushups and situps again, but all he could think of was your tired, angry face. 

‘I’m not a doll you can use whenever you want.’

Slamming his fists against his thighs, Zoro slumped to the floor, putting his head in his hands. 

What the fuck is wrong with me? We’re just fucking, why am I going off the deep end like this? I need to get my shit together. 

Shame curdled in his stomach as Zoro’s mind raced over everything you had said to each other since you’d started this. Clenching his eyes shut again at the thought of you stepping back from him. 

Gods, I’m a piece of shit. Of course she’d rather be with that annoying waiter over me. I fucking scared her. 

Zoro stewed in his anger and disgust for hours, trying to figure out how to fix his fuck up. The thought of you not wanting to see him again made his gut clench, especially coupled with the fear that he’d have to watch you with him everyday. 

And that step back you took when he spoke to you like that. It haunted him, hovering in his mind like a cloud of hornets. 

I’ve gotta make this right. 

He’s never been good at this, but Zoro walked himself through a hundred ways to apologize to you. He practiced, needing you to never look at him that way again. To never be afraid of him. 

I need her to feel safe with me. 

I need her to forgive me. 

He finally left his quarters, shame still aching through him as he searched for you. 

Thank You for Reading! 💜

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[wordy-little-witch]

Ghost!Roger Au is so good, I wonder if other ghosts have decided to talk with Perona as well? Will Rouge also give a shovel talk too?

If Luffy and his crew comes over, will Ace come out and start talking about Luffy in his classic fashion? So many ideas could happen

YEAH

Perona absolutely talks to many spirits, some kinder than others, and when she learns Buggy can see and talk to them easily, she is absolutely vibrating beyond the physical plane.

Rouge absolutely gives her own shovel talks. Somehow hers is scarier that Roger's. Perona wants to be like granny Rouge one day.

I genuinely believe Perona got Zoro to do a board session with her over the two years, so he knows she has it and can talk to spirits ((and they send letters bc they're siblings send tweet)), so when they all meet up, Buggy is trying - in vain - to escape a rubbery tangled death trap that is supposed to be a hug, and Zoro is staring his not-dad and not-sister with the protective fury of a thousand suns.

It only gets complicated when, between one moment and the next Buggy goes stock still. Perona tilts her head with a hum. The clown just falls over and Luffy is giggling his head off while Mihawk and Crocodile straighten up. The strawhats are watching on warily.

Buggy, still smothered, just goes "Pero-chan, be a dear and pull our your board please. Grandpa is being annoying again."

"Okay mama Bug!"

She proceeds to lay out a comically large board, sets a piece of wood down and nobody even touches the planchet before it's zooming across the board

L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-

"YEAH WE GET IT, GET ON WITH IT!!!"

H-I

"Oh my gods"

It's a hot mess honestly and many people are Suspicious of Foul Play, especially because Ace is such a sore spot for Luffy even now, but Lu's smarter than he lets on. He asks for proof that Ace is there.

S-H-I-T-T-Y-G-R-A-M-P-S-K-I-L-L-E-D-K-E-V-I-N

Luffy bursts into tears. The crews are about to explode. Buggy's still being used as a stuffed animal by a teenage boy.

Luffy babbles about how it IS Ace and yeah Gramps DID kill Kevin and how is this happening and he's sorry and-

C-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"You jerk!!!"

Roger and Rouge get to formally meet Luffy then, and Ace introduces Roger as his 'not as shitty old man', which is high praise.

Hours later, Luffy rests his head against Buggy's shoulder and asks how he knew to ask Pinkie for the board.

"My Haki's not built like everyone else," he says haltingly. "I see.... stuff that isn't really supposed to be seen."

"Magic eyes?"

"Basically."

"Cool.... does.... does Shanks know?"

"About the magic eyes or about Roger?"

"Yeah"

"Then yeah. He does. Old Fucker haunts us both"

"Huh...."

There's silence for a bit.

Buggy's not sure why he wants to break it, why he wants to say anything. He still does

"Firefist spends a lot of time away from here. He checks on his crewmates, he's said. But he checks on you, too. Came back one time raving mad about some 'blond twink ass' having the audacity to be alive, for some reason. But he watches over you the most, I think."

"Shishishi... yeah. Sabo died when we were kids. But he didn't die! Just got amnesia. He's better now."

"Sabo?"

"Blond twink"

"Ah. Well. Kid, your life is a fucking drama."

"Yep! It's fun, huh? Thanks, uncle Buggy"

"Don't call me that"

"I'm gonna do it anyway."

"Ugh..."

Roger and Rouge are watching on warmly. ((Ace would be too if he wasn't currently playing with the bonfire and making Chopper laugh))

[minniiaa]

Luffy asking ZoSan who tops and who bottoms (because why wouldn't he) and realizing that he can in fact top Law + Zoro sympathizing with Law knowing what it's like to have a crazy fucker top you Excerpt from "In the Heart's Embrace"

“Soooo who takes and who gives?” Luffy’s eyes glinted. Law was mid sip of water came flying out of his mouth when he heard the way too personal question.

“Luffy, you can’t just ask that!” He choked, wiping the wetness of his lips. The water he spit landed on Luffy’s shirt and he grabbed a napkin to wipe it off. Jesus christ. This idiot did not have any boundaries, did he?

“It’s usually Zoro who gives but sometimes I do too,” Sanji said with a shrug and a puff of his cigarette. They really were both shameless weren’t they? Law looked to Zoro for any signs of embarrassment but he just lounged there, cool as a cucumber. 

Suddenly, Luffy spun around from where he was perched in his lap and grabbed him by the collar. Law jumped in surprise at the quick motion, his reflexes failing him as he almost fell off of the chair with Luffy in tow.

“Is that a thing? Why don’t we do that, Law? I want to try!” Luffy exclaimed as he pulled Law’s forehead to his. Honestly he had wondered how it took so long for Luffy to realize that was a thing he could in fact do. 

Law sighed. It wasn’t that he wasn’t vehemently against the idea of bottoming for Luffy but he didn’t particularly enjoy it either He absolutely loved it when Luffy took control and dominated him. Although being in control of everything was in his nature, it was kind of nice he when he could let go and let Luffy have his way with him.

The thing that terrified him was the sheer amount of stamina and unbridled lust that Luffy possessed. He had never let anyone fuck him before and had a feeling that if Luffy was the one to do it, he would not be able to walk for at least a day or two. He would probably find out soon if that was the case. 

“You never asked,” Law mumbled in return. The sparkle in Luffy’s eyes said it all. Now that he had the idea in his head, Law was fucked. Literally.

“Thanks for the idea, Sanji! Can’t wait to try it out. You should totally give me some pointers later,” Sanji and Luffy cackled like schoolgirls and Zoro poured him a shot, passing it to him with a sympathetic look.

“Good luck, bro. You’re gonna need it,” he said.

“Can I take you up on that offer of killing me now?” he groaned and pressed a hand to his face.

“I would say yes but I think Luffy would kill me if I did that,” Zoro muttered and Law couldn’t disagree with him.

“Yeah I would. You can’t kill him Zoro, he’s mine,” Luffy eavesdropped before wrapping his arms around Law’s neck and pressing a kiss to his cheek.

[akwolfgrl]

How sweet it is to be loved by them 17

This is a flashback

"Zeff!”

“Chef!”

“Owner!”

A cacophony of various voices screamed for him. The Baratie wasn't even opened yet. They hadn't even started morning prep. Everyone had just woken up, himself included. Not all the staff lived on the Baratie, just some of them. Not everyone had a home to go to after work. Patty and Crane being two of them. They were the first two to bust through his bedroom door. 

“What the hell do you thi…” Zeff started to yell until he saw what exactly they were all yelling about. Patty held Sanji arms length from his body by his armpits, Sanji hadn't hit a growth spurt yet, so he was still small for his age. The eleven year old was struggling kicking and clawing in antep to free himself. Blue flowers were blooming from his blond hair. Sanji was an omega, far too young to be presenting. Most omegas were rather late in presenting, typically not until fifteen to seventeen. They were usually the last to present. 

“Let me go!” Sanji yelled. “Fuckers!” 

“Fuck, Koushirou was right,” He owed him a drink and a call. 

“What do we do?!” Carne asked in a panic. There was not a single omega on this ship…except for Sanji. 

“Put him on my bed and bring me the den den, I have to make a call,” 

The chefs deposit the kid on his bed and scuttle out. Zeff sighs as he watches Sanji huddle in the corner of the bed, glaring at him, one hand gripping his hair thighly, and then the other arm warps around his knees. Soon enough, they brought him the den den and Sanji's stuffed goat. It was the only toy the kid had…he should probably rectify that mistake. For as small as he was, Sanji didn't act like other children. But seeing the boy clutching the goat like a lifeline was proof that he was still a child. A child going through a scary and confusing time. Zeff waited as the call was made. 

“Hello?” Koushirou's familiar voice came threw the snail. 

“You were right,” Zeff got straight to the point, the other omega had been right about Sanji. 

“It's a bit early but I'm not surprised, I suspected he and Zoro would be compatible. Zoro is in his first rut at the moment also early,” Zeff huffed a second warning would have been aprishted. “What flowers is he growing? “

“I've never seen em before, they're blue, ” Zeff admitted as he turned to Sanji, the blue flowers were scattered around his bed as the boy plucked the flowers from his hair, tears streaming down his face. “Shit!” Zeff took Sanji's hands in his own. Their hands were so small he could hold both with just one of his own.

“What's happening?”

“Sanjis plucking his flowers,” 

“Try scenting him, help him make a nest,” Koushirou instructed over the den den. 

Zeff let out a soothing scent, rubbing his free hand over Sanji.

“Noo! I gotta stop it! Fore he finds out!” Sanji whimpers out. “Were suppose ta be alphas! Fathers gonna be so mad at me! He cant find out,” 

“Eggplant it's OK, you don't have to be an alpha,” Zeff had assumed that the boy had been an ophen. 

“Sanji,” Koushirou's voice said. “Did your father tell you that omegas were weak?” 

“Yah,” Sanji sniffles. “He said they were weak and useless like me, even mom had been an alpha,” 

“Omegas are just as strong as alphas, I am an omega and a master swordsman. After your heats over, you should come visit. I'll be more than happy to teach the ways of the old country, where omegas were equal to alphas,” 

“Can I really?” Sanji asked, sounding hopeful,  Zeff wasn't sure if he was asking if he could visit or if he could be strong. Either way was the same answer. 

“Of course, what are you and Zeff going to make with your flower?” Koushirou asked, Zeff never had the opportunity to cook something with the flowers from an omega. He knew it was a common practice. 

“No! You can't eat delphinium! It's poisonous,” 

“Shh it's OK, eggplant. we won't eat it,” zeff reassured his boy. He tucked his blanket around his small body the best he could in a poor attempt at a nest. 

“Hmm let's see," Zeff could hear the pages of a book turning. “delphinium it represents someone with a big heart, the blue is dignity and grace, in love the delphinium symbolizes strong bonds,” Zeff counted to scent sooth and scent sanji as the young boy fell asleep a small quiet purr rumbling in his chest as clutched the stuffed goat. 

[saturrnss]

Tease

Tease!sanji x annoyed!zoro

A/n: my oc's are in here and are heavily mentioned so if you don't like them idk what to tell ya🤷‍♂️😭😭 (also this is based off the live action since I have not watched the anime yet)

Warnings: literally none

"Alright fuckers, lunch is served!" Sanji called out to the rest of the crew from the kitchen. "Took you long enough." A yawning Zoro said annoyed.

"Faster than Laffy and usopp?!" He said with fake surprise. "Guess I have a number one fan." He put on a sarcastic smile, one that made Zoro roll his eyes and take a plate.

Luffy and Usopp came running in not even a millisecond later, the help of Luffy's nose detecting the smell within seconds.

They almost jump onto the table, grabbing big portions and immediately digging in. "Save some for me!" Axel says, coming in after them and trying to wrestle a piece of meat out of Ussopp's hand.

Marla walks in from her room, visibly pissed off. "What is it this time?" Sanji asks unbothered, wiping his knives with a rag.

"I lost my guitar pick!" she Slams her fist into the table, making Luffy, Usopp, and Axel stop what they're doing to look at her.

"3rd time this month huh?" Sanji says starkly

"Can't you just buy another?" Luffy says, food stuffed in his cheeks like a chipmunk. "I don't want to it's not the same!" She looks under the table, not even bothering to eat a piece of food.

"Mar!?" Nami's voice echoes from the hallway, Marla quickly sits up at the sounds of her voice.

She clears her throat and fixes her hair quickly before the cat burglar comes into the room.

"You left this in my room." She holds up the blondie's pick along with her daily magazine and reading glasses. Marla leans on the table and tries to look indifferent.

"....thanks" the shaky voice along with the little to no eye contact was cringeworthy, her attempt at thanking her while also being effortlessly cool fell short as the silence that came after was deafingly long.

Everybody knew that she had a thing for Nami on some level except for the crush herself and Luffy (he doesn't figure things out unless you tell him.)

Nami's eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "Are you okay?" "Am I okay?!" She gets her arm off the table and wipes her sweaty palms on her shirt. "I am perfectly fine why would you ask-"

Before she could make even more of a fool out of herself Sanji takes over. "She thanks you for your finding" The man gives his sister a pat on the back and retrieves the pick for her.

He turns around "Right Mar?!" He gives her a fake, sarcastic smile, drops the item in Marla's hands, and goes back to what he was doing, Marla staring daggers at him every second of it.

The cook makes another plate and passes it to Zoro, having a certain pep in his step while doing so.

"And extra for you sexy." He winks at him, making Zoro roll his eyes even more and Marla shiver in disgust at her brother's shameless antics.

It had been a few weeks since the last encounter with Luffy's marine grandfather, life with the straw hat crew had been fine, but what irked Zoro's spirit the most- was the cook.

They were always bickering and arguing, so much so it's become an Inside joke within the crew.

But for the past 5 weeks, it's just been different. The energy Sanji gave Nami when he first joined was now being put toward him.

He just didn't understand why the cook loved getting under his skin so much. "It's just to vex, no way he likes me." He lay in his hammock and thought to himself one in a while, but that one in a while turned into sometimes, and that sometimes turned into most nights.

He would just sit back and replay the interactions he had with Sanji that day, noticing the little details about him. He even showed up in his dreams a handful of times, maybe on a date in some.

He knew that somewhere deep down-he grew fond of him, there were times he wanted to respond to his touch or initiate the flirting, but he never did.

"I'm not gonna give that dumbass what he wants." Zoro thought to himself.

Not yet at least.

...

It was late afternoon by that point, the sun slowly setting and darkness taking its place. Zoro was about to fall asleep in his room when he heard the door knob shuffle and turn open.

He raised his eyebrow but didn't open his eyes, Axel usually came to do random stuff in his room regardless of whether he wanted anyone there or not so he was under the assumption that it was them

Until he heard the sharpening of a blade.

The swordsman luckily had his bladed weapon on him so he knew nobody was trying to steal it for the 100th time.

He stood up and quietly put his sword in hand, gripping it tightly. His mind was racing, filled with the infinite ways this could go.

He opened his eyes ever so slightly and sighed with irritation- it was Sanji doing his bi-weekly knife sharpening.

"I told you not to do that here shithead." He relaxed his muscles. "Oh relax mosshead," He said, still sharpening. "I'll be out in 5"

"I don't have 5"

"Well, I guess you'll have to learn a new skill today pretty boy."

That goddamn smile he always had on his face after knowingly being irritating just set Zoro off.

He uses both of his hands to pull the cook up by his shirt, the sword being inches away from his neck.

"I should beat you up into a pulp." "You wanna kiss me so badly it makes you look stupid." Zoro pauses and looks at him. He could go the usual route, come up with a quick comeback, or fight him but he wanted to try something- different.

The swordsman then chuckles.

"And what if I do?"

The response made Sanji, for the first time since they met, look visibly flustered. Zoro himself was a bit nervous but he didn't show it.

"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?" Zoro said, Slightly tilting his head, loving the fact that he finally caught the cook off guard, but also to get a good long look at him.

Before he knew it their faces were an inch closer together than a second ago. He was prepared to let Sanji go and step back from him if he rejected his advances but to his surprise, he moved even closer.

He wanted this- they both wanted this.

The room was mostly quiet, all the sound was coming from the heavy breath made by both of them, not even an inch away from each other now.

They finally pressed both of their lips together, zoro having a delayed response by a few seconds. The first kiss was light, sanji pulled his face away and looked at Zoro but before he could say a word the swordsman pulled him back into a more passionate one.

The door swings open. "What the....."

They both quickly stop and look to see a shocked Marla with her mouth wide open. Sanji and Zoro look at her like a deer in headlights.

Marla closes her mouth and tries to recollect herself, she sighs.

"Not even gonna question it."

She closes the door, leaving them to deal with the aftermath.

.

A/n: I visibly cringe every time I write dialogue, anyway here yall go❤️ (also go check out my last post if you want a backstory for my oc's)

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One Piece: ep 7-8 spoilers

completely recommend this series! Go watch it and have fun

I was going to finish the show last night but Sam came and got me and you don't tell a bunny no when he says its time for bed. So!

watched these last two episodes together so Imma review them together.

The series really did a great job of raising the stakes and making you care about the outcome. I was invested in seeing what happened with Luffy's grandfather and just as invested in seeing Arlo get his fishy ass kicked. They wound the tension in both tight without making it uncomfortable for me to sit through to the completion and I never felt like I needed to jump ahead to make sure things worked out so I got to just sit and enjoy the entire ride.

God. I miss being able to trust series or movies to fulfill their ending in a satisfying way that wouldn't leave me feeling disappointed.

But this one did and it had built the story and treated the characters well enough previously that I felt safe just letting myself enjoy the story. And it paid me off for that beautifully.

The last long running manga I was involved in reading was Naruto and let me just tell you what a breath of fresh air it was seeing the female lead treated so well in One Piece. Nami got to be flawed and human and also noble and brave and true. She got to ask for help but not because she was weak but because she'd been betrayed and what she had pulled off was cheated away from her. I enjoyed that we got to learn about her from her sister and then that her and her sister were the first to reconcile. Nami's backstory was heartbreaking and she was so easy to sympathize with as a character as well as her actions. I also appreciated that she didn't have to 'make up' for her past actions. She was simply accepted and welcomed back.

I enjoyed the two final fights. The fight with Grandpa was brutal emotionally and, as someone who's father was one of those fuckers who believed in 'toughen you up 'love' via being a nightmare' - I was surprised that I still liked the grandfather at the end. But I did. Because he backed off even after he'd - physically - won. The hint about Gold Roger with that laugh was wild though. I liked Koby and the Blond guy standing up to his orders, Koby because they were wrong and the Blond guy because he had Koby's back. I really hope we get to see more of them growing and getting better together in later seasons.

The fight with the fish people was violent and well done. Everyone got to shine, even Ussop and I liked the banter between Sanji and Zoro. Also Luffy using his brains to realize he couldn't physically beat Arlo but he could bring down the house around him was new and I liked the sideways approach. Arlo was a conflict of a villain for me. I understood exactly where he was coming from and got why he was the way he was in response. But he was so cruel and determined to burn half the universe down that I couldn't give him any sympathy or hope he 'learned better'. I just wanted him removed entirely from the story, hopefully in a violent and satisfactory kind of way. And the story gave me that.

The payoff at the end of the story was top notch! It didn't cut and run too soon, it really let us sit and enjoy our victory. Shanks and team was a surprise and very heartening and I love who brought them the news. Seeing Kayla spot Ussop was perfect. The pledge with their feet at the end where it flashed back to the kids saying their dreams was perfect. And Koby and Blondie getting to get specialized training was as well. It was nice to be able to soak in the good feelings of the win at the end of the ride and I'm even kind of interested in Clown boy and Pink lady teaming up to be double flamboyant in later seasons.

On the the Line!

Double thumbs up recommendation for the series. Had fun. Will watch again soon just to enjoy everything I might have missed (and to bump Netflix viewing numbers)

[fully-caulked-wagon]

Some of my favourite lines/passages from my shitty Aidungeon Zosan fanfics Part 5

Fic 5: ‘Zoro yawns lazily as he trudges through the bustling town, bumping into people and careening wherever like a pinball for about a minute before he stops to stretch and get his bearings.’ - Zoro showcasing his blatant disregarding of his brain cell. ‘There's a pretty seedy looking guy, shrouded in the shadow of an alleyway that's got what looks to be... 4 turtles? Alright.’ - Zoro about Raym (OC) forcing me to restrain myself from reciting the TMNT 2012 theme song. ‘Now, you may be wondering, (assuming you haven't gone 'ohwowadevilfruituserastheplotpointhoworiginal') why Zoro is focusing so hard on the fact the weird man made contact with him.’ ‘Well.’ ‘Turns out the fucker was a devil fruit user, who'da thunk.’ - ‘Because, Zoro astutely observes, he is currently a stupid, little fucking cat.’ - Zoro about getting fanfic troped. ‘Anyway, he was cut off because - whether unfortunately or not, he can't tell - Curly Brows emerged from the nebulous void that is the shopping district of this godforsaken town holding a few bags and staring at the turtles and disgruntled man.’ - Zoro about Sanji. ‘Zoro's ears flatten against his head as he bares his - stupid, toothpick ass, fucking tiny-- - fangs.’ - Zoro about his stupid, toothpick ass, fucking tiny cat teeth. ‘By this point, both Zoro and Curly brows are livid, seething, furious, more synonyms!’ - Zoro referencing Word Girl. And by that I mean, me referencing Word Girl. (In the sense of being redundant, I mean. The ‘more synonyms’ thing came entirely from my own brain hole.) ‘Now, Zoro would love to say he reacted by ripping up the Cook's suit, or pulling his intestines out through his mouth, or some other kind of aggressive vent of anger but... unfortunately, life hates him.’ - Zoro about Sanji. And also a reference to Smile HD (with the intestines coming out the mouth thing.) "What are you hiding?" ‘The man sighs, "Nothing, really. Just a minor aesthetic thing, you wouldn't care; you ARE a... what's the term Blackleg used to describe you?” “Oh yes, muscle-headed brute with the brain capacity of a cactus, I remember." - Raym to Zoro. ‘Brook's eyes - sockets, rather - lock on to Zoro and Brook's surprised expression melts into an awing one, "Awww. It's a kitty~" ‘Zoro rolls his eyes; you'd never believe the skeleton was 90 years old.’ - Brook about Zoro + Zoro about Brook. I enjoy imagining actual Ian Sinclair (dub va) Brook saying that. ‘The Cook briefly nods at Brook, who's rather confused, before crouching down and glaring at Zoro, "Stop ruining my fucking clothes, Mosshead. I may not be able to punt you into the ocean while you're like this, but I can still find ways to get you back." - ‘Brook crouches down as well, although he has to hunch a good bit to get eye level with them both, given his height difference to the Cook and especially Zoro right now, asking,’ "Sanji... You know that's a cat, right?" - Sanji to Zoro + Brook to Sanji. Did I mention that I enjoy imagining Ian Sinclair voicing these Brook lines? Because I do. Very much so. (Also because it doesn’t work as good if you read it statically.) ‘Brook takes it well, honestly, simply placing a fist atop his palm - is it still a palm if he has no skin? - and uttering a low, "Ohhhh." (...) The Cook's face turns borderline furious as he explains the situation. (...) ‘Brook's confusion fades into a dark understanding as he narrows his eyes - again, sockets? Zoro doesn't know anymore - and mutters a more angry, "Ohhhh." - Brook to Sanji and Zoro. Brook, and especially Ian Sinclair Brook, is so fun to write, I swear- I really fucking need to write him more. ‘There's a series of thuds on the deck and Luffy joyfully announces at top volume, "WE'RE BACK! FOOD, FOOD, FOOD! MEAT!" "COTTON CANDY!.... please." That'd be Chopper. "WHATEVER SANJI WANTS TO MAKE, I GUESS!" "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And there's Usopp and Franky.’ - Zoro about the rest of the crew returning. Also, the amount I’ve written pretty much everybody in the crew bar Sanji, Zoro and Usopp is criminal. Especially Franky, Robin and Nami. ‘Luffy pouts as Sanji sighs, blowing out a pillar of smoke before putting out his cigarette and pointing it at Luffy as he continues, "The Mosshead's gonna shit in your hammock for revenge if you keep that up, you know." - Sanji to Luffy. I just think this is a good out of context line. ‘Luffy stretches his neck down so that his head is curled around the Cook's ankles - ugh, now Zoro has to get used to that all over again, since the new angle is wont to give him nightmare fuel for a week now  - and peers at Zoro, "Oh! Shishishi, Zoro got hit by a devil fruit. That's funny!" - Luffy to Zoro. I just like imagining the dub va’s saying the dialogue, honestly. "I gave that guy a check-up, his name is Raym, and he's physically fine. But, he's not exactly doing so good in the morality department, eheheh... So, um, I may or may not have incapacitated him..." ‘Zoro raises an eyebrow, smirking slightly, "Didn't think you had it in ya." - Chopper to Zoro. ‘After that, as if he was waiting for the moment their conversation ended, - the considerate bastard - the Cook walks up to Zoro's chair as Chopper turns to talk to Usopp.’ - Zoro about Sanji. What a dick, having manners and shit. ‘Damn the Shitty Cook and his shitty fucking food and his shitty not being bad at his job. Dick.’ - Zoro about Sanji. ‘Chopper speaks up, just as Brook yawns, "Okay. Sanji, Brook, I'm putting you guys on Zoro duty." Zoro scoffs while Brook chuckles and the Cook flicks Zoro on the back of his head,’ "Oi, oi~ Looks like there's finally a job that consists solely of making sure you don't implode from being a shrub in human skin." - Chopper to Sanji and Brook + Sanji to Brook. ‘Ugh, shitty fucking cat heart and making him feel things.’ - Zoro about Zoro. Damn those cat aortas and their emotions. ‘By the time they enter, Brook - along with the rest of the men in the crew - are fast asleep. Zoro guesses not having a brain probably helps.’ (...) ‘Chopper settles down and quickly falls asleep as well - Zoro can't blame THAT on lack of a brain, but he guesses the reindeer is just magic or something.’ - Zoro about Brook and Chopper. ‘The cat sighs like Zoro's stupid, he doesn't like the implication,’ "(...) Now if you'll excuse me, adieu." - This random ass cat that used to be a turtle to Zoro. I only chose this because the ‘adieu’ - literally just the word - is me referencing Three Minutes of Ecstasy by NSP. ‘Zoro frowns, why wouldn't he remember? Dumbass Cook, doesn't even understand how devil fruits work.‘ - Zoro about Sanji. What a fucking idiot, can’t even brain good. "Finally awake, huh?” - Sanji (and by Sanji I mean me) straight up just referencing the skyrim meme. And also Pop Team Epic - which was referencing the skyrim meme. (Slightly relevant though, because Ian Sinclair said this line in the Pop Team Epic Dub) ‘It's not selfish, it's for the good of... humanity? Yeah, sure, fuck it.’ - Zoro about Zoro. ‘In fact, actually, Zoro considered it to be whatever word would be a good enough summary to describe how the mere thought makes Zoro want to projectile vomit onto whichever stranger that would be and then ram into them a couple times for good measure - preferably before the vomiting actually, he retroactively added.’ - Zoro about a hypothetical stranger. ‘Zoro's suddenly brought back down to Earth as he, although he's now in his proper body and at full height again, feels a familiar but definitely bigger and longer tail sway behind him - along with a similarly familiar yet different set of ears twitch atop his head. Also he's naked.’ - Zoro after the devil fruit power wears off. Technically. ‘Zoro bares his teeth a bit - canines somewhat sharper than normal, another thing that lingered from being a cat.’ - Zoro about Zoro. Literally just a reference to flutterbat. That’s it.

[rinhaler]

Hi hi babyyyyyy!!! :D ❤️ I’m so glad u got to go outside today!!!! Yippeeeeeee!!! Those little merry go rounds are so much fun heheh we have one for the kiddos the first time my son got on it he literally went 😵‍💫 it was so funny lmfao

…..fucking 2D men in the grass haunts my mind on the daily o.o I read this zoro fic one time abt him and reader getting nasty in a flower field…real hot shit

Omgggg noooo sad miu :( but she’s a pretty crier oh my lawd i still want her!!! And the sneak peek to the ino fic I’m so excited ur also the one who converted me to an ino fucker!!! heheheh ur so right abt him being butt ass naked with the beanie still on lololol

I hope the rest of ur day goes wonderfully, I’m so glad ur feeling a bit better!! MWAHHHHH 💖🧋

omg ur son is me I felt so sick while I went on it! i wasn't even spinning around i just sat on it and the slight movement had me like 🤢 and the tyre swing got replaced with a new one bc it got stolen LMAO it's not a tire anymore but it's so HARD my ass hurt like a mf so I went home pretty quickly LMAO

ZORO IS SO HOT PLSSSSS he was my first anime crush (i think ive deff mentioned this before, bart has 6 cool sayings). That is so hot though when will it be MEEEEE??? I say as if I wouldn't hate it, I'd probably feel a spider or an ant and start screaming it would be hellish LMAO

and miu :((( she found out her bf fucked her best friend 😭 she'll be okay tho the hoes r lining up for her LMAO. I'm so excited to finish the Ino fic!!! Trying to take my time with it but I think if I focus I'll probably get it finished in a few days! My bf is visiting tomorrow tho so we'll see. WHOEVER CAME IN MY INBOX TALKING ABOUT INO HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR I THINK THEY TURNED A LOT OF US INTO INO FUCKERS LMFAOOOO HE'S SO FIIIIINE

I hope ur having a lovely day :3 always good to hear from u hehehe 💕

[justanothersanjilover]

One Piece Mordern Gym AU Wip (Part 8)

The next day came and Sanji started at his usual time. Nami welcomed him and checked in on him again to make sure he really wasn't sick. Would be ass move to text him to come in if he actually got a cold or something. But he was perfectly fine…or as fine as one could be with a broken heart.

Nami noticed a few weeks ago what was going on. She knew the ways Zoro was flirting with guys like Sanji, had seen it often enough. Even if this was a bit different than usual. It was like he actually meant his flirting - which was unusual for Zoro. And Sanji teased him right back. They both didn't even notice how much they looked like an old couple! It was perfect. The envy looks when girls talked to the other, the bickering over nothing, the shared drinks. But they both were too dumb to see it for themselves!

She actually started to try and set them on dates - asking Zoro to help repair one of the mixers in the kitchen and ordering Sanji to take a break right when Zoro was walking to the chill-out area where Sanji also would go. She even gave both of them a voucher for the fancy Burger Grill down the street, hoping they would talk about it and realize that they both have a voucher and are going together…but no! Idiots don't talk about little gifts! And all the set-up meetings ended in silly fights - which wasn't bad because they both grinned when they walked separate ways, but GOD DAMN! These absolute bafoons were just too stupid to catch on!

“How did it go with Zoro, anyway?” Nami asked, placing her arms on the bar to lean over and grab a coke.

“I…” Sanji stopped, shaking his head.

Nami thought he wouldn't answer her, just like on the phone the day before. But as he looked into her eyes, he seemed like he couldn't hold back anymore.

“He was angry at me, and I don't even know why! I just wanted to know if he’s alright! I just wanted to see that nothing happened to him because he stopped coming in! Fucker was only busy screaming at me that I should say what I needed to say and leave…I don't even know what he wanted to hear!? And then he brought the girl up who talked about the other girl who got her breast removed and I don't even know why that bothers him so much! Is she his sister or something? Why wouldn't he just talk about it to me…I would never judge someone with the decisions they make for their body as long as they’re no danger to them!”

Nami raised an eyebrow. Had he not caught on to what was going on with Zoro - even as he saw him shirtless? That was somehow funny and sad at the same time.

“Have you told him that?” She wanted to know - it surely would save them and her a lot of trouble!

“I couldn't! He screamed and accused me of something. I don't even know what he meant! And then I snapped and yelled back and ran away like an idiot…even slamming Luffys door…I…I didn't even say bye to him. He must think I’m an uncultured idiot. But I couldn't be around Zoro anymore at that moment.”

“Na, Luffy isn't like that, believe me. I talked to him the other day and he actually wants to meet you again. You seemed to have left and good impression.”

Sanji’s heart began to race at her words. He couldn't meet Luffy again…He couldn't look the man in the eyes that held the person he loved in his arms. Besides even with his good manners, Sanii was sure he couldn't talk normally to Luffy - yes he was the jealous type, not much but enough to talk back at any given opportunity…more so if the person he was talking to was the partner of the person he was in love with.

“Wouldn't that be awkward? I mean…isn't he Zoro’s boyfriend? I don't…”

Sanji was cut off by Nami’s loud laughter. She slapped the bar and even almost toppled over from laughing so hard. He could only stare at her.

“Luffy? Zoro’s boyfriend?” She wheezed out, smacking the bar again. “Oh, that's good!”

“What…? Why? Are…are you okay?”

As she calmed down, Nami wiped away some tears in her eyes and sighed heavily.

“Perfectly fine, thanks.”

“So…” Sanji tried to act casually and not too excited. “He isn't Zoro’s boyfriend?”

“No, not at all! Even if one could think that seeing how they interact,” Nami admitted. “They know each other since Preschool, and Zoro acts like…kind of a troubled breaker for a troubled maker if you know what I mean? Luffy is usually very outgoing and simply can't hold back at anything - especially if he thinks something is unfair. Zoro on the other hand is the one helping him out of situations that could get him arrested or injured…or even killed. It always was like that.”

She smiled, seemingly lost in memories for a moment.

“They have a very special connection and I have to admit I also thought they were a couple for a very long time. But they are just good friends…they are brothers at heart and that makes their bond so special.”

“So it’s normal for them to sit around almost butt naked?” Sanji blurred out, feeling his cheeks heat up as he realized what he had said.

“Yes,” Nami laughed again, but not as much as before. “You see…how do I say it without upsetting him…Zoro has some big deal going on in his life. He isn't very comfortable walking around without a shirt but at Luffy’s place he can do it and Luffy helps him adapt to his…issue? It’s not really an issue…I don't know how to describe it correctly, sorry…”

“He feels safe enough and trusts Luffy not to judge him. He can let go at his place and just be who he is without fear of getting called out on everything. I actually can relate to that,” Sanji mumbled and then smiled at Nami.

Nami smiled back. So that problem was out of the way! Now Zoro only had to listen to Sanji later. She hoped that this was a good idea and that she wouldn't regret her plan later.

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First Part

[moscnios]

im gonna be honest. to the person who requested the zoro fluff and smut……the way it’s being written we’re looking at just complete filth🫣🫣

[sanzuballs]

nside - vinsmoke sanji

syp: as the strawhats relax at a bar, sanji is enraged and not one to share his girlfriend.

cw: cumming inside, jealous sex, fight ish scene, sanji was mad, some degrading

second fic. hopefully the more i write, the better it gets. my computer is broken so i use my phone lolz. alsooolkdkdk i love jealous and possessive shit SO MUCH so here it goes. ik my last one sucked my bad!!

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this was suppose to be a relaxed day with the straw hat pirates. you and the crew went to a bar to celebrate absolutely nothing but existing, your captain liked doing things that way. although everyone was having a blast, sanji could not calm his anger when he sees you with another man. you guys have been together for a while now, youve noticed hes quite possessive and almost obessive. but you knew what you signed up for and didnt mind, it was pretty cute. but this time all he could see was red.

he took a swig of his drink as he watched you from the other side of the bar, a tall man that approached you about 15 minutes ago was now getting too close to you. sanji knew his intentions, he could be quite over the top inlove with you and he knew this guy wanted you. he wanted you in a way only sanji should want you.

but ofcourse, being the sweet girl you were, you let him drape his arms over you. you was obviously drunk, so you didnt think anything of it. but any observer knew what was going on.

“yo, y/n obesser, you okay?” zoro interrupted his raged thoughts.

sanji slams his empty glass on the table and gets up and fixes his tie and he makes his way over to you. he now was quite drunk too. his gaze softened when your eyes lit up as you watched him make his way over.

“sanji!” you excitedly said as you wrapped your hands around his waist. you couldnt see the way he looked at the man you were talking to.

“whos this?” the man asks, gestering at sanji.

“her boyfriend, motherfucker.” sanji spits out at him. sanji pushes you to the side as he walks up to the man. sanjis eyes wandered around his face as the man yells at him. sanji was not impressed.

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“sanji!! you didnt have to kick him!!” now your clothes are wrinkled!!” you bicker at him, “your nice suit is all wrinkled!”. you were in the bathroom trying to clean your boyfriend up after a bar fight.

“nd you maybe should tell the difference from when someone is being nice from when they wanna get in your pants.” he sticks his tongue out and makes a face at you.

“m’ sorry!” you say, “everyone knows im yours right?” you defend yourself.

“maybe i should fuck you full of my cum and send you back out there, whaddya say?” he smirks at you, grabbing your waist. you could smell alcohol on him.

“maybe you should.” you reply.

before you know it, he was all over you. inbetween kisses he grumbled, “s’pretty,” and “all mine”. he quickly zips down his dress pants and you pull your soaked panties down from under your short skirt.

“i need you.” you tell sanji.

“me? not that fucker that was all over you?” your boyfriend says as he lines his long cock with your wet pussy.

“only you sanji-” before you could finish, he was inside you.

he rutted into you like a animal as you moan and whimper into his neck. he knew you only wanted him and yet this was pure bliss for him.

“sanji, sanji, sanji, only you, noone else.” you about scream as he fucks into you.

not loud enough for sanji. he wanted the whole bar to know who you belonged to.

his pace got faster and faster until you thought you’d pass out! right before you were about to stop him, he came deep inside your pussy. he sure had alot to give, you were filled to the brink. you came at the feeling of being full and stuffed. you let out a broken moan and he grunted.

“fuuuck, you okay?” he smiles at you, you can barely form a response at your dazed state.

after getting situated and getting some gentle kisses, he kept his promise. you guys walked back into the bar with his cum deep inside you.