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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months

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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.

You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangij #wei wuxian #digital art #ask #Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.

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regonold · 2 months

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Danny has recently joined the young justice team after they discovered amity and how they were under media black out and a group of people were pretending to be government agents were attacking using a law that was never actually passed as an excuse for it

Anyway whilst meeting the justice league he notices how one of the members has a ring on and trying to make small talk starts talk about it and how he has his own ring trinkets just like it

He doesn't get why everyone got so silent after he mentioned how he collects the different colours as a hobby they're practically a dime a donzen in the realms

Not to mention all rhe times clockwork has sent him to some different planet in the past and rings have quite literally floated to him before dropping after getting too close

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Sometimes when rings are off looking for someone to weild them they will sense a great emotion and accidentally fly through a natural portal and then being suddenly just absolutely covered in emotions they end up shorting out and just floating through the realms

And danny has found so many of they he just considers them trinkets or clockwork has sent danny to a different time period on difficult planets and a ring has sensed the great emotion and tried to choose him but then it's covered in emotions and blacks out and Danny's just swiped it not think much

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Ama be honest i just love the idea of dannys core going it smells of space and i want it

To be clear due to the fact of the infinite realms being infinite sometimes a portal will open near enough to a lantern ring for it to head to wards it thinking it's just someone with great levels of insert required emotion

Like if a portal opened near fright knight and a yellow lantern ring happened to he close by it would go on that guy just radiates fear i want him

But after entering the portal it's no longer in any dimension and it's swamped in emotions of all kinds simply due to the nature of the realms

#DPXDC #danny has doesn't have a problem he just really like the way the rings look and feel #he's collected a lot of different kinds #from a lot of different dimensions #he doesn't realise they're weapons #all he knows is that that he can find them in the realms and living dimensions #but he saw this guy had one and in that awkward teen trying to relate to adult he mentioned it off handily #trying to start conversation now all these powerful guys are trying to interrogate him about where he got them #and he can't exactly admit there's a portal to the space between dimensions in his basement #or that the personification of time has sent him to the past #and they just flew to him and collapsed by him

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hopeinthebox · 3 months

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bts + reductress headlines pt.14

#if seokjin can make a comeback after an outrageous number of months then so can i. it's a FESTA GROUP EDITION BABY!!#no but can you believe the last edition of this was seven months ago?!#i can because i've been wracked with guilt about it for- well - seven months or so now. but i digress.#hope you enjoy!! - tags for everyone!!#userdimple #raplineuser #annietrack #boongitrack #usersky #heyryen #usermaggie #userkelli #reductress #reductress headlines #textsfrombangtan #bts #now i must admit i've had a couple of these ones sent to me over the years (years?!) so i can't take full credit for this edition #i can't be sure but i'm thinking probably kayla and apryl so thanks very muchly darlings #apologies for the archival bangtan in the middle there but it was the most wtf is wrong with all my friends pic i could find #(i'm lying they're literally all like that)#see you in six months or so i guess? jfc

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blorbocedes · 27 days

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ppl mad at lando for saying he still gets nervous before quali and can't eat all Sunday cause nervy from the pressure, cause this isn't champion mentality cause you won't hear schumacher/hamilton/max saying it, or that he's sympathy baiting in the fastest car... but like. James Hunt would vomit before races. Nico only compulsively ate potatoes on Sunday. it's a nerve wracking sport! why does the champion/winning mentality only have be in 1 form (that is stringently stereotypically masculine)?

#i have insane. anxiety inducing stage fright. i am also a public speaker #I can't sleep the night before any performance and it's compulsively practicing my speech and timing it #like its HORRIBLE. but I bet ppl coming up to me asking how i do it and its. im doing it scared!#as long as you perform what's wrong w admitting it makes you nervous #lando norris

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frenchublog · 11 months

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#hankcon #hannor #dbh #hank anderson #dbh connor #connor rk800 #detroit become human #hank x connor #i know i know #connor has only a phone bc hank gave him one and it's only usage is to receive hanks shitposts #hank is a millenial #bryan dechart #clancy brown #my art #please don't repost #just an old dude and his twink #still can't fucking draw perspective btw #i'm a bit boring i admit

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ohrackham · 3 months

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It is not what you do for me that makes me love you. It's your kindness. Your empathy. How much you care. Just being you is enough, Colin. I do not need you to save me. I just need you to stand by me. To hold me. To kiss me.

#bridgertonedit #bridgerton #polinedit #polin #penelope featherington #colin bridgerton #colin x penelope #loved how colin came to terms with lw through pen's old letters #not hearing from her all summer sent him into such a tailspin that he had an identity crisis and invented a whole new persona #but rereading the letters he had missed made him realize that the part he wanted to separate from penelope was her all along #he had fallen in love with all of her without even knowing it #those letters and the lack of them were really the catalyst for his love for her #also how he admitted that his pride and ego got in the way because sometimes you can't help but struggle with feeling inferior #and unaddressed insecurities always come back #idk man #eight episodes of them telling each other you're enough you're good you're beautiful and i love you #mine

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irregularjohnnywiggins · 2 years

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You ever have those moments where an idea just... won't leave your head?

#dcu #batman #bruce wayne #green arrow #oliver queen #fake tweets #things I was not able to adequately convey in the format:#obviously Bruce's reasoning is really a lot closer to Ollie's but Bruce has a secret identity to maintain and Ollie... well #I don't know if you can make it out but his twitter profile pic is him in the Green Arrow costume and that's not accidental #also I am pretty sure that Bruce does just have the first airing date of The Price is Right saved in a corner of his mind palace #just in case it's ever relevant to a case #and he's angry at Ollie because Ollie knows that and also knows Bruce can't admit it because it would raise too many questions #also I did consider an extra scene where they tag-team harass Lex #but it just didn't sound right to me #also I put a whole load of Green Arrow references in here #Q-Core N_Singh and H_Fyff are all from the Nu52 Green Arrow runs #albeit Naomi and Henry are at least in the good Nu52 runs #obviously this is post-Snowbirds Don't Fly/Hard Travelling Heroes in general so Oliver is trolling Hal and setting up needle exchanges #and even Hal explaining to Ollie what Twilight is is a reference to one of the most dated things about the Arrow pilot:#the extremely tacky Twilight joke #anyway hope you enjoyed!

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nightmaretour · 1 year

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Anti-technology people who insist they're not ableist crack me up. What about people who rely on machines to breathe, eat, keep their heart functioning, or otherwise stay alive? "Well not that technology, obviously!" Ok what about AAC users, people who use hearing aids, or otherwise use technology to interact with the world in ways they otherwise couldn't? "Not that technology, obviously." Okay, my mobile phone is my memory, my sense of time, my sense of direction when I get lost, my ability to contact someone when I need help. It is my personal freedom because without it I would need full time care and supervision. But yes, that technology, right?

I hate how technology is made and utilised under capitalism as much as the next guy, but to pretend that technology doesn't greatly improve the lives of countless people, or even allow them to continue being alive, is to be willfully ignorant to the existence of disabled people. A world without technology is a world where a lot of disabled people don't get to survive. Capitalism is the problem, not the technology. Technology can (and should) exist just fine without capitalism.

#cripplepunk #cripple punk #disability #anti tech #actually disabled #don't even get me started on how technology is necessary to synthesise a lot of vital medicines #A whole lot of supposedly left wing ideologies rely on just pretending that disabled people don't exist #Or even outright admitting that we would no longer exist in their 'ideal' future #Apparently eugenics is fine if you put an anti-capitalist badge on it #Anti tech is ecofascism you can't change my mind #(Side note I forgot the word activism for a solid 5 minutes writing this and I'm scared)#eco fascism #1k #2k #3k

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ellsey · 2 years

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Of all the Married™ things that Loid does, this is the most Married™ of all. The way he just meets Yor's intensity with no real idea why. It's just like, "My wife is very happy and needs me to get on her level" and he's going to do it. Even if he's still really confused about the whole situation.

#spy x family #sxf manga spoilers #twiyor #loid forger #yor forger #also file this under #loid is bad at feelings #because he's still confused but then he's not really #because he takes her out on a date #for reasons #the reasons being he's in love and can't admit it #to himself or to her

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feralforbeanix · 3 months

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Prosecutors' honest reactions.

#Made this months ago and just remembered it.#don't argue with me about Godot he is way too misogynistic to admit he might like dick too #Payne is probably straight but he can't make an argument to save his life #and regardless of what you think Manfred's is he'd be more upset by the bad spelling and grammar than anything else #and i didn't use any prosecutors after game four because A) i wanted to use 2d sprites #and B) I don't really care for the mainline games after AA:AJ #phoenix wright #winston payne #godot #franziska von karma #klavier gavin #manfred von karma #miles edgeworth #wrightworth #narumitsu #ace attorney #ur gay meme

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egophiliac · 3 months

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I feel like F/P/S was still a pretty weird one, even by Lance's standards.

sorry for (in an ironic twist) not doing much Ride Kamens art now that it's actually started; I've been pretty slow going through it and I feel weird posting about things I'm not caught up on! though I'm. definitely gonna have to set aside some time to actually get through episode 13, after what they posted today. (w-what did they do to my Leon) (NOBODY TELL ME I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY OWN) (LEOOOOOOOON)

#art #ride kamens #f/p/s #freedom/play/slam #it's probably not as dramatic as i'm imagining i'm just terrified for our sweet boy #smh can't believe leon's bald now #this is why i don't like to post before i get caught up i have NO IDEA #anyway sorry this. kind of sucks. it just made me laugh #i love the sheer absurdity that must be lance's day-to-day #it's amazing what you can get used to i guess #event chaosworlds are bizarre even for chaosworlds though #(poor shizuru...he was SO confused about the bread...)#i admit the events are one of the reasons i've been so slow at the main story #i told myself i was going to put my foot down and prioritize and not get distracted by the next event #and then they announced frilly prince froufrou tea party wisdom boys and RUINED MY LIFE #how am i supposed to get anything done when all i can think about is jou just going absolutely ham on some tiny cucumber sandwiches #how dare they do this to me

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beawake · 2 years

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I swear the only reason the Try Guys and Ned Fulmer are still fucking trending with barely any new news coming out is because Ned fucking said consensual workplace relationship instead of cheating or had an affair with my producer.

#liz's stuff #not that it isn't funny #i mean the wording says a lot #poor ariel tho #he can't even admit he cheated #ned fulmer #try guys #the try guys

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sawsdoe · 6 months

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