#BUT it would be so funny

[niightegoblingtyime]

Jon in tma, as we all know: “Martin… you’re not… you didn’t die here, did you?”

Alice in the recent tmagp episode: “I was born down here and I’ll die down here”

All I’m saying is The Magnus Protocol has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

[faerunsbest]

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Imagine rolan DOES NOT INVITE FUCKING ANYONE TO HIS WEDDING

Just cal and Lia are there and their p much the only ones in town who know he's married.

So he just rolls up one day witha. Wedding ring welded to his horn and no one who NOT A TIEFLING knows what it fucking is.

And he's gorgeous, he just is ok. Eventually it becomes very apparent that certain people think he's a bachelor. These people FLIRT BOLDLY with him and he's just trying to get away.

UNTIL

He winds up cornered at some event someone is aggressively trying to get his attention, and he's SICK OF IT! So he finally just

" have you no shame?! Are you BLIND!?"

Pointing to his horn jewelry

" What do you think this is !? I AM MARRIED!!!"

Him just absolutely over all of it and marching out the damn place but stopping at the door

" HOMEWRECKER!"

Him immediately going home to pout with his spouse and just bitch about it.

Lol

[twinsunstars]

palpatine on a hoverboard. that's it. that's the post.

[taxi-boi]

guys i think ive solved all of shipping

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if only there was a joke to be made between apples and corporate tech giants

obligatory alt ending:

side by side with the original

[redrobin-detective]

Listen, I'm not done on absolute batshit shenanigans with Lockwood & Co plus Skull.

Imagine this, its late at night, they're chasing down a dangerous specter. They come across an abandoned Night Cab, the driver likely fleeing the terror and decide to commandeer it. None of them are at the legal driving age in Britain and -despite all the laws they break - they are all very concerned about this. They turn to Skull who is being bounced around a plastic shopping bag because they'd been in a rush leaving the house. Not only is he a few years older than them biologically but he's also like, over a century lol.

He and Lucy bicker in the street for a minute while the others listen awkwardly to the one sided debate. Skull gives in so the five of them pile into the car and Lucy straps the half broken into the front seat with the belt across him. Skull - being a dead Victorian boy with NO idea how to drive a car or how traffic laws work but also an agent of chaotic evil - makes an absolute mess of driving.

The kids are screaming in the car as it speeds through the streets, skids through hairpin turns, probably runs red lights and breaks people's side mirrors on purpose. The police are on them before long, Lucy is hissing at Skull to just keep going even as the little shit puts on his hazards and pulls off to the side. Imagine you are the officer walking up to that dented, haggard looking cab.

It is positively coated in frost, one of the few visible signs of an active haunting. You peer inside to find 4 brightly smiling youths with grave dirt on their cheeks and rapiers across their laps. Agents, obviously but with no adult supervisor in sight. One darling, pretty girl bats her eyelids and asks is there is problem because they really are in quite the hurry. You look down to find the car is driving seemingly by itself, the wheel and radio dial turning on its own. There is an old looking, cracked skull buckled into the drivers seat. One girl in the back is grinning unsettling wide because she is the only one who can hear the skull explaining to the officer that he was just taking his children to the sacrifice pit to offer them as tribute to his dark lord. You decide this is well above your pay grade and wish the agents and their?? driver???? a good night. As they drive off, you decide its finally time to take up your brother's offer and move out with him to Australia. Britain just gets weirder every year.

[inkubuzzz]

a world where sqq has a harem of men and bingge has a harem of women would be funny to me

[masonjarsmoments]

Imagine this: ATP 250 in Oslo. But its on grass

[constantwarriorblogs-blog]

I understand why they didn't do it but it would have loved to see Sonic wearing soap shoes in the trailer.

Imagine this. Sonic gets some more vintage comics and finds an advertisement for Soap shoes in one of them. He falls in love with the idea of grinding on rails with a pair of shoes. Think of all the tricks he'd be able to pull off!

I'd imagine he remembers seeing at least one kid attempting to rail grind with a similar pair but Sonic was really young at the time and the kid moved away a few years later so he never got the chance to ask about it.

Sonic and Tails go to Tom or Maddie with the advertisement, only for them to go "Sorry, boys, but that company went out of business years ago and their shoes are rare and really expensive now"

Sonic looks sad and disappointed until Tom gets the bright idea to mention another company making similar shoes and now that has Sonic excited again, so Tom and Maddie end up gifting them the shoes a few months later, and now have to deal with the monsters that had just been unleashed.

After getting that pair, it becomes physically impossible for Sonic to walk by a rail without the urge to grind on it. The rail just calls him, and Tails is always following, eager to join the fun. Knuckles doesn't understand the point of such a pair of shoes

Tom or Maddie come home after a long shift only for Sonic and Tails to come careening down the stairs from wiping out on a rail grind

A new rule is set in the house. "No Grinding in the house"

You could also take this in another direction where he gets the shoes right before G.U.N needs Team Sonic, so he isn't able to actually use the shoes unill a certain point.

Probably when Shadow is doing his revenge thing, Sonic jumps on a rail, the camera shows him grinding down in a quick moment of badassery, with sparks flying off and everything looks like it's in slow motion for some reason. Then the camera zooms out and Sonic is just slowly sliding down. His shoes squeak along the metal. Knuckles and Tails cringe the sound.

Sonic continues, disappointed, regretting every single moment that lead to this point all while Shadow is staring like "what the hell is happening?"

[cupidofcaravaggio]

ok but guys what if lestat comes out at the end of the interview and they reveal that they’ve been a throuple this whole time. god bless

[awinkie13]

Sometimes I like to wonder if Beez had been honest with Crowley in that first convo of s2. It'd be OOC for them, I know, but just picture them being like "This is embarrassing, but I'm in love with an angel, and he's gone missing, and I'm worried." And poor Crowley, the queen of angel-aimed down baddery and rescues, having to deal with the clusterfuck of Beez vying for the title of Most Down Bad Demon.

AND maybe he could've just gone to Azi and been like, "yeah, we're giving Jim to Hell. They'll take good care of him" while Beez stands outside the bookshop with a bouquet of roses, and Azi is confused.

[agardenlife]

but imagine this

a Sleep Token halloween show: II, III and IV dress up as famous masked serial killers from the movies (like ghost face, michael myers, jig saw etc.) And there it comes Vessel, with his black painted body ...in a batman costume

[jonasiegenthaler]

now listen—

[starry-teacup]

I got my two younger brothers into slay the princess and asked one of them how he pictured hero and he said link from ocarina of time and I have been thinking about it ever since

[humanteethmarksonhumanbone]

ehhhhh… did klaus go… yk… bonk bonk?

also does anyone know what those slashes (/) mean?

[hydriad81194]

I think the funniest thing that could happen in this prison arc is that one of the medics at the prison help heal phil’s wings enough for him to fly and he just gets a lasso and one by one helps people get out purgatory style

[malulurivers]

listen, i’ve been challenged to write ganondorf x reader

the person that challenged me thinks this is simply diabolical and hilarious and undoing

little do they know that i love monarchy aus and have so many opinions on what ganondorf could’ve been as a character and it would be so fun

also—there’s a bunch of fans of ganondorf right? y’all are simping for him right? he may not be my personal cup of tea but y’all would absolutely have my support if you were—!