#Bedding the Billionaire

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[expulence]

[highlineeheartbeat]

If I see one more person saying they’re upset Taylor is using depression as a “metaphor” I’m going to lose my mind

[oatbugs]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[hueberryshortcake]

Today I bring disorganized procreate files, tomorrow? More of the same

[elvencantation]

fascinating video! though its more about the insane million dollar real estate in NYC than the thumbnail and title would have you think

[jessread-s]

✩🏠💜Review:  

This book is 519 pages and I loved each and every single one!

“Love Redesigned” follows Julian Lopez and Dahlia Muñoz, childhood rivals who enter a temporary truce when they are tasked with renovating a historic house together. Falling in love wasn’t part of the plan, but years’ worth of denied attraction is impossible to ignore.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that this is my favorite book of the year. I fell in love with Julian and Dahlia instantaneously!  Both are family oriented, proud of their Latine culture, and grapple with inner conflicts that make them feel real and more human. Their points-of-view were equally compelling to me, which is why it was extremely difficult for me to slow down and savor this one. I especially found myself heavily relating to Dahlia and resonating with her struggles. As someone with anxiety, I felt so seen and appreciated the way Asher represented mental health with such care in this book. I also really liked how she broached the subject of infertility and adoption to ultimately communicate that family is family, no matter how diverse the family structure.

Julian and Dahlia’s rivals-to-lovers relationship was so well-developed and well-paced. The characters have a lot of history together and Asher does a great job slowly revealing bits and pieces of their past leading up to their unsuccessful first attempt at becoming a couple. I am all for the “right person, wrong time” trope and Asher masterfully builds off of Julian and Dahlia’s lingering attraction for each other in the present to invest the reader in their second chance at getting things right. The slow burn tension made their happily ever after all the more satisfying!

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[sodone-withlife]

good day i would like to share this with everyone

(bc apparently elon challenged zuck to a cage fight on twitter which ZUCK DOES NOT HAVE so zuck responded on ig stories to send him a location 💀)

ao3 is UNHINGED there are 28 fics about this so far 💀

one of them is oceangate ceo/lorax and another is oceangate/titanic

adding this a few min after originally posting:

so half an hour later that author updated it to this:

[madseance]

JK Rowling is what you get when you microdose on pseudo-feminist narratives in which womanhood = victimhood for half a century, and then one day you realise you're actually a billionaire white woman who rarely experiences an inconvenience, much less actual oppression, so you become obsessed with finding proof that someone out there is still out to get you, because the alternative is re-evaluating your most deeply ingrained hangups about womanhood, and that's right out

[xchrryblssmx]

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[amaounghususssy]

I think its been long enough that we can start romanticizing 2020

[abusivelittlebunny]

Eli Sunday would wear this.

He absolutely fucking would omg imagine. Daniel doesn't rip it off of him because he likes the lingerie too much for that but he'll stain it with plenty of Eli's blood during sex which makes both of them like it more.

[lovesdevotion]

sometimes i get so angry on behalf of my mom bc like she always donate literally give away for free furniture in good condition but whenever she actually BUYS stuff secondhand they always screw her up by giving her stuff broken or with mold or so dirty

[abyssruler]

engineering math is so complicated, i need albedo or alhaitham in my life to tutor me

[uniquedesignsdigital]

(via Money, Money, Money, Money!! Comforter by UniqueDeignz)

[ququoquaw]

real and tru