#Beerus headcanons

[goddessofwaifus]

Beerus with a warrior healer s/o?

Ooh this is outside my usual s/o writing but I'll take a shot at this. Sorry if it's bad.

Beerus with a warrior healer s/o

You do a bit of fighting and you can heal. You're a jack of all trades!

Very useful for when any of the Z fighters gets injured in battle and needs back up

At first, you were just a healer on the sidelines with Bulma and the others,but that changed rq after the showdown with Kid Buu.

You wanted to do more than just sit there helpless while everyone around you was either killed or turned into food by the pink menace.

You wanted to fight alongside your allies and help them so you got training to help Goku and the other fighters when they were dropping like flies in combat

You're good at both offense and defense on the battlefield. Good for you being ambidextrous ✨✨

A destroyer threatening your very livelihood? Not on your watch

Your performance definitely peaked the god's interest when he saw how good you were at fighting

You can heal too? *Surprised Pikachu*

How can you fight AND heal??

Were you trained by the Kais?

Are you a Kai disguised as a human?

Nahhh you're just dual wielding 💅✨

He definitely wants to know more

Why do you put yourself in danger by fighting alongside the Z fighters?

Healing is your strong suit and it would be a shame for your team to lose its best healer

Beerus respects you and is impressed by your strength and ability to wield healing and embody a warrior's spirit

He also respects your reason for wanting to also fight to be more helpful but hopes you'll be careful against enemies

What are you doing in his domain? Training to better hone your combat style and defense? Well hopefully you aren't as loud as the saiyans when you train. Not that he would mind ...

Just what other skills do you have on your belt?! You can cook,clean,fight,heal. Maybe with some training from the Supreme Kai, you could even gain the ability to create.

He definitely thinks you're one of the fallen Supreme Kais from the realm of the Kais reincarnated as a human and you will not convince him otherwise

But maybe that's not a bad thing

You've got the potential

You two got pretty close during your training on his planet with Goku and Vegeta

One would say you two were inseparable

He likes watching you train and when Whis gave him the ok to see how much you improved

Sorry Goku, Beerus found a new fighting partner and will not be rematching you anytime soon

Beerus loves to cuddle and hold you after training is over for the day

Oh did i not mention that Beerus has you sleep in his room after training?

Whis was more than happy to make another room for you to sleep in but Beerus insisted you be his new cuddle buddy after he grew restless and found it hard to sleep lately

It definitely helped him a lot

He also loves to watch you cook his meals

Something about watching you work your magic in the kitchen has him purring up a storm and it honestly warms your heart to know he enjoys your company

You're definitely one of the most interesting beings he's ever met and he's not letting you go anytime soon

[ky0kami]

Zamasu but he's an unhinged connoisseur that eats live animals and has to be held back by Vegito

I popped off with the background for some reason so have the non text version too :)

[wagamama-raku]

Doodles-

This is a little nonsense... I don't know what to call it. Headcanon? AU? What if? I don't know, none or all of above. A little crossover nonsense. What if Dragonball characters were weapons like in Soul Eater?

Goku/Kakarot would be a big ass hammer. Simple, strong, effective. Everything is a nail, just hit it.

Vegeta would be an axe. Pretty similar to Goku, but sharper and edgier.

Buu would be a prank gun. Sometimes it just fires a "BOO!" flag, other times it hits you faster and harder than you imagine. Best handled by Mr Satan.

Chichi would be a frying pan. Domestic, hard, efficient, buena para romper los huevos. Fun fact: Goku can only wield it if he's not in super Saiyan form.

Krillin would be a swiss army knife. Small, resourceful and reliable.

Others:

Beerus would be big, heavy bazooka (or maybe even a rocket launcher). Wide range destruction, difficult to handle, even if you can fire it, watch for the RECOIL. Whis seems to be the only who can lift and handle it apparently effortlessly.

Shin would be a bow/arrow. Single target, precise, requires some calmness from its wielder. Works best from a distance, not the best option for short range combat/melee.

Zamasu would be some biohazard/chemical weapon. Meant to kill human targets, leave the rest intact.

First I thought Frieza would be something poisonous too, gas grenade? But I'll leave it as a flamethrower.

I forgot what I thought for Gohan and Piccolo...

Oh well.

Feel free to discuss and/or add your own.

[kaioshin-kai]

Headcanon Universe 3; Eyre's personality

Eyre is actually a bit controversial sometimes. He'd actually challenge a lot of things that usually wouldn't be accepted, such as Mule being a demon realmer (my version/portrayal). He's open-minded and gets along well with the mortals he's in touch with, calling one a "good friend" (see: Anime), and is in good terms with the demons (as Zahha from DBL confirms that each universe has its own demon realm!! So, I like the idea of Eyre being totally chill with the demons as well). He feels very special and proud because of his good connections.... Despite being this massive nerd! He still is awkward mess when he isn't playing professional. He is a kind of an otaku type and can be a bit silly/embarrassing (.. maybe that's why he wants to be Totally Smarter Than Everybody!) But we love him for it.

Despite how open-minded he can be. Eyre ironically is very skeptic of Zamasu's redemption (@ SL I'm also working on), but this is because Eyre was killed by him in an other timeline even though he actually possesses no visual memories of that because that was a different Eyre. Eyre simply has been informed, educated, warned. And took it very personal.

Eyre can be very vengeful if he takes things personally. He can be a big jerk to Zamasu because of this. Will it ever get any better? Maybe.. He could forgive, but not forget. It could still be brought up if Eyre is angered, because it's his personality.

When Eyre is mad, he'll probably list every little detail why you were Totally Wrong and why he's Totally Right. Because Eyre LOVES to be Right. So he's prone to lashing out, start arguments, and hold (even petty) grudges, and it can be seen on how Eyre treats Pell during the Supreme Kai call before ToP. He likes to make Pell seem like a dumbass every time because he insulted him before. And because of this, Eyre thinks Pell deserves to be insulted harder because How Dare He!! Eyre believes he's waaayyy smarter than him- Ah, you now probably get where I'm coming from.

My Eyre is quite something.. lol.

[dyavol]

hc + succession @ beerus

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character - Accepting!

Succession is a matter that has eluded Beerus' grasp for millions of years now; he has been making something of an effort to look for a way out, or rather to have a fallback plan, since the time when the Supreme Kais were many instead of few, yet the case has always been that any who desired the position were unfit to ever hold it, any who were fit for the role did not desire it whatsoever -- Sometimes out of completely misunderstanding that which a Destroyer does and is meant to do, sometimes out of not desiring to be Atlas holding the cosmos, sometimes simply not desiring such longstanding responsibility.

It does not help whatsoever that Beerus in particular is especially critical and choosy in regards to those who might someday hold the position of Destroyer. From out of Mortals and Gods, he seeks those who he believes will do at least as well as he did in his professional prime for the cosmos, but ideally those who might do much better, and that all means those who Couldn't fall into the same pitfalls he does, as a deity; his prideful nature has withheld the universe's progress, and as critique, inspection, and management of such elements is his sole purpose in existence, this reality did not elude him, and he is keenly on the lookout to prevent any potential apprentices from feeling the same.

However, after the Tournament of Power, and the results of his continued employment being keenly on display, his efforts have redoubled into a heavy activity. He's arranged godhood of his class into an academic set of studies for this very purpose, far outstripping any physical conditioning that might supposedly come with the job. Any day now, he hopes to receive word of potential candidates.

[fandom-trash-xl]

Random little rambling thought but just, the little worldbuilding implications that could come with Universe 6 losing its Earth

So the whole catalyst for the U6 arc is that Universe 6's Earth was rendered uninhabitable after a petty war (hope that's not a commentary on society), really setting U6's galaxies apart from U7's with a greater focus on more alien races. But it's not that U6 never had an Earth, so there's likely knowledge of it passed on into the galaxies from when it was full of life.

Unless U6-Earth was very out of touch with the rest of space, their wares likely spread.

Decent communication considering the whole Earth's English/Japanese/whatever language dub miraculously matching the main Galactic standard somehow, but I can see some of their other languages getting mixed in.

Not to mention some of Earth's little trinkets getting scraped up in the rest of the galaxy and sold as curious novelties, some collector appeal. They'd likely have similarities in technologies so they wouldn't be completely lost on their usages Little Mermaid dinglehopper style.

Honestly, I'm really thinking about this because I could see some characters genuinely enjoying some real world music- as a good reasonable-in-canon idea, I bet they'd scrounge some of that up from the scattered trinkets that remained. An old Earth Walkman with a bunch of tapes with most of the letters on the label rubbed off. No one knows what they contain until they try and the people behind their contents are lost to time- hope the tape doesn't break because you're likely not getting a second chance.

But why didn't the Earth food stick around for Champa to try? A lot of copycat recipes would likely spring up if they managed to spread to another planet, but they'd likely turn out different due to different planetary ingredients. The original can't come back; the meat, dairy, and egg producing creatures go extinct and, even if seeds survive, there'd likely be an incompatibility with other planets' soil. The tiny planet slips under Champa's radar until it's too late; what a tragedy, Champa would have loved McDonald's.

But then at the end of the arc, Beerus wishes back U6's Earth. And it's just... back. Now, would this wish put the denizens back to pre-war or do they just have a template of wreckage to rebuild society from ala Trunks's Bad Future? Either way, the rest of the galaxy seems pretty unfazed by the Earth's return if they even notice- heck, from what limited Universe 6 news we see (ep. 71), Frost seems to be trending more than an entire dead planet being restored seemingly out of nowhere.

[karume-everything-else]

hello thanks for answering me, so if you don't mind can I request dbz headcanons (freeza, piccolo and cooler) if in love with a reading goddess? Is the reader a goddess of creation? but also friends with beerus?

Oooh~

Piccolo

He is so confused as to why you'd be with him as he understands the magnitude of your position

Never tries to overstep his bounds, but also doesn't know what those are specifically

Will stay just behind you whenever you conduct business around him to the point that other Gods of Destruction/ Creation think of him as your body guard

Beerus is especially critical of your relationship, but knows Piccolo on a decent level (though he hates that you keep appearing on Earth at the same time he does just to date a Namekian)

Little does Beerus know that you just stay on Earth because of Piccolo

Piccolo doesn't share his opinions about Beerus easily, but he isn't the biggest fan of the Destructive Cat

Just a very relaxed relationship with a respectful Namekian

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Freiza

Nervous as hell all the time because he knows that you could just look at him and fold him like paper

Frequently hiding any villainous plans just in case you won't approve

Insists on staying directly by your side no matter who you're dealing with because he can be very jealous and insecure about the relationship

Constantly bragging about you to anyone who will listen within a five-mile radius

Won't hesitate to either give you your own pod or carry you in his, right in his lap (he prefers option B)

Beerus bullies the ever-loving hell out of Freiza by threatening to tell you what all Freiza has done in the past (as if you aren't aware of this...)

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Cooler

He knows you wouldn't like most of what he does, but never bothers to hide what he's doing either

Frequently stands just behind you, but gets insanely jealous once someone implies he's just your bodyguard

^He remedies this by touching you in some way (grabbing your shoulders, arms around your waist, tail curled around your leg, etc.)

Rarely feels the need to use his most powerful form for anything except protecting you

Doesn't try to be overbearing, but won't hesitate to lift and carry you or be protective over you in general

Won't hesitate to fight any god for you

Doesn't care much for Beerus (the feeling is mutual)

Will at least attempt to get along with Beerus for your sake, but will throw all the shade when you aren't within earshot (maybe you find out, but Beerus can't use this to leverage you against Cooler)

Not for lack of trying, Beerus thought he was tormenting Cooler... until Cooler just says what happened

Cooler might fear what you'll think, say, or do, but he doesn't want someone coming between the two of you (or to let someone else have power over him in that way)

[arkolovesgoku]

i’m going to go on a small rant about dragon ball super Goku

so the first ever dragon ball show i watched was dragon ball super cause at that time all i had was a school chromebook and an illegal website (😭) which had very limited anime to watch.

they only had dragon ball super. no dragon ball, dragon ball z or gt. so yeah, i started off getting into the dbz fandom by watching the worst series in the entire franchise (according to other people)

at the beginning i was super confused, like, “what?? he has a son? a wife?? two sons?? am i missing something?” but i pushed through and i absolutely fell in love with dbs.

it was that series that got me into dragon ball and everything, and i have a huge amount of respect towards it. it has some pretty good arcs, especially the TOP arc. but as i went back towards the beginning, watched og db and dbz, i started to realize that dbz Goku was not the same as dbs Goku.

Goku. isn’t. stupid.

well yeah, he’s still kinda dumb (and i find that absolutely adorable), but not to the point where he doesn’t understand the most basic concepts of anything that isn’t fighting.

i refuse to believe that his level of understanding is that of like a 5 year old toddler.

so to make super a bit more bearable, i have a little headcanon.

Goku just acts dumb because he finds everyone’s reactions hilarious.

like in ep 42, where Beerus disguises himself as Monaka (probably filler but still), i like to think he pretended not to know that Beerus was actually in the costume and internally had a wheezing fit seeing the destroyer put on an uncomfortable outfit.

actually, i think he just went along with the entire “Monaka is the strongest warrior i’ve ever fought” thing because it’s funny seeing Beerus panic

also Chichi’s probably in on his little secret too.

[vampyan]

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[daddys-silly-little-gem]

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[goddessofwaifus]

fluff or nsfw alphabet for beerus with a fem or gn s/o??

We're spelling out his name for this one. Fluff time!

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

This god is one who loves food but I also think he has a weak spot for affection so maybe he admires the way they cook in the kitchen. Maybe he likes the way they dance around and hum while they cook or maybe he likes getting to be the taste tester for whatever they happen to be cooking. Either way, it's a win win for him.

Beerus isn't too attentive to things that don't interest him but he loves everything about his partner! I think Beerus is all about personality but hey, maybe he thinks the prettiest thing about them is their smile.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Beerus,in public depending on the situation, is the dominant one in the relationship. He's got a reputation to uphold around the mortals,y'know? However, in the privacy of his home or when it's just him and his s/o, he can let himself be vulnerable and be passive just for them.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Let's be fair... Beerus doesn't seem like the romantic type. The closest you get to romance is cuddling or maybe even him sharing his food, which is a rarity but they are an exception. If they're out and about with Beerus, whatever activities they have him participating in better allow him to nap or eat. He can be a bit of both if he tries.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Beerus may be a bit scatterbrained but he tries his best to remember the little things like how they prefer to be held during naps, what foods they like, their favorite music to listen to, and even their favorite animes if they are a weeb like him. Beerus isn't great with social cues but he does try when they aren't feeling their best and going through a rough time.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

That's his SO! Of course he believes in them! He might indirectly help them achieve their goals via Whis or maybe he does it directly. Either way it goes, he helps however he can.

Hope you like this. Been a while since I've done headcanons for Beerus so hope i haven't gotten rusty!😅

[awesomesauce2929]

I know Cus is the oldest, and I saw somewhere that Whis and Vados are relatively younger than the other siblings (maybe Merus became the youngest in that group after his appearance).

How much older do you think Cus is? And what could be the age range/difference of the rest of the angels

I will split this ask into birth order, then age differences/range.

My thoughts and ramblings about this subject:

I will introduce what we know so far about this universe and how it would aid us a bit in thinking of the ages of the angels.

The Earth itself is 4.54 billion years old.

Universe 7 is approximately around 26.7 billion years.

1000 millions = 1 billion, so anyone is over 1000 million years is counted as a billion.

There are two questions to ask and to think.

Are some of the angels older than the Universes themselves?

Or are some of the angels may be younger than the Universes but older than a planet like Earth?

Unfortunately, what I can give you are some assumptions and guesses due to lack of information provided on this subject.

What we know so far, yes Cus is the oldest, Korn in the manga is confirmed to be older than Whis, Vados is older than Whis but it does not tell us if Korn is older or younger than Vados and vice versa. Merus is the youngest angel who appeared in DB universe. And yeah, that's it. I like to see the source on Whis and Vados being relatively younger because I haven't seen it myself but I can agree they are young than some of their siblings but how much younger is debatable.

Using the incident when Old Kai was trapped in the Z sword hehe, and Chronoa becoming Supreme Kai of Time over 75 million years ago, I am sure the Angels are older than 75 million years, with an exception of Merus, as I headcanon him to be around 75 million years, being born in the most dramatic time in Universe 7 hehe. That would make him younger than Beerus and Champa (which make it interesting) as Beerus and Champa are more than 75 million years old.

Do I think any of the angels are in the billions of years rather in the millions of years? Yes, I think Cus, Martinu, Mojito and Awamo are in the billions of years old. I like to think there was less angels in proportion wise in the billions of years than in the millions of years, in simple terms, there are more angels who are in the millions of years than in the billions. This is very likely due to the universes were in the development stage and the Grand Minister seeing it all happening before he can test the universes himself then send his angels kids in. 

I am currently imagining little Cus, Martinu, Mojito and bebe Awamo watching the planets formation with their father, Grand Minister. I find it a bit endearing.

(a small note: I assume there are other angels born as well, not just the 13 db canonically angels so it's not just 13 angels there haha) 

The Birth Order:

(I decided not to use the appearances of the angels to assume the birth order because appearances are deceiving and can be changed). Also based on vibes (just kidding mostly)

Cus (confirmed to be the oldest/eldest),

Martinu

Mojito

Awamo

Cognac

Vados

Korn

Whis

Cukatail

Campari

Marcarita

Sour

Merus (confirmed to be the youngest of all of the 13 angels, who appeared in the DB universe, but not necessarily the youngest of the angels in general as there can be younger angels in training).

Age difference/range:

Cus  - 7.2 billion years old

Martinu - 5.6 billion years old

Mojito -   5.1 billion years old

Awamo - 4.6 billion years old

Cognac - 860 million years old

Vados - 748 million years old

Korn -  710 million years old

Whis - 635 million years old

Cukatail-  584 million years old

Campari -  487 million years old

Marcarita - 429 million years old

Sour - 395 million years old

Merus - 75 million years old

That is my headcanon for the Angels ages. If you have your own angels age headcanons, I like to hear it. This is an interesting subject and thank you for the ask, anon.

[teenandbeyond]

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[beforecreation]

I'll make a proper headcanon about this later but I'm just gonna say that Beerus had nothing to do with the destruction of Planet Vegeta or Frieza's machinations revolving around it.

The more I think about how Super tries to implement Beerus into that whole thing, the less sense it makes.

I mean if he wanted to fight the Super Saiyan God why would he??? Tell someone else to destroy the planet??? That literally just deprives him of what he wants for no reason.

They make Beerus such a bullshitter too.

"I wiped out the dinosaurs" No you didn't??? They're literally everywhere on Earth tf you talking about you stinky cat man

Gonna stop myself before I go off they just make such weird choices with him

[risingsouls]

I mean, while the narrative by no means excuses them, they're shown as being desperate survivors, resorting to cruel acts to survive a universe that pm doomed them to extinction. And arguing for genocide is disgusting. And on Bulma, I agree, original material is not the friendliest to female characters, they hardly get to do anything before being married off and forgotten about. like how does someone forget that raditz/nappa/etc were only doing that to survive...? frieza drove them to it

[Part one here:]

[I saw this and thought the goons had come back to argue with me lmao. But I'm glad that isn't the case and it's someone else that saw how...uh...problematic the narrative of the other side of the argument was positing.

Under the cut for length and ~drama~.

As you said, the Saiyans were by no means good, but they didn't deserve to be wiped out (I mean...that's not even why they WERE wiped out...at least so long as we ignore implications of Beerus telling Frieza to do it which was dumb anyway so). No one does. I will say that, at least from what I understand (and accept; they seem to change the Saiyan's history every other saga), the Saiyans were always looking for a fight, and, according to at least the dub I know, they did go to other planets to do that and wreak havoc even before King Cold got his mitts on them. Whether that was to CONQUER said planets or not also depends on what part of the series you're watching it seems but you know. So they've definitely always had some questionable practices, but that doesn't mean they're evil by design and deserve total destruction.

And that's not even talking about basically ANYTHING we see of Saiyan culture/lifestyle IS post colonization by the Colds. We don't ACTUALLY get to see what their culture WAS without it being tainted by being ruled by another empire. We get some hints, most of which end up contradicted or something as I mentioned earlier, but we have no way of knowing what was purely from Saiyan culture and what got changed, adopted, or expunged.

The point I was trying to make with the Bulma and Vegeta stuff was that a lot of Bulma's behavior stifles or at least attempts to stifle even the most innocuous portions of Vegeta's Saiyan-ness he can practice and show like simply training/fighting (which is part of their culture and maybe even biology, despite what the arguers wanted to say). This is more headcanon-y, but that would probably extend to other aspects of his personality, practices, etc. that did come from his Saiyan heritage that didn't jive with how she wanted him to be or expected him to be. The folks in question unfortunately took that to mean I meant the worst parts of his old lifestyle which wasn't what I was talking about at all. Vegeta himself has no interest in conquest anymore, so their arguments were ridiculous from the get go. However, the things Bulma says and does on screen reveal that she wants him to be an Earthling husband. She wants him to act fully like an Earthling, and she has never been shown to care about his history or learning about it and his culture (i.e. Vegeta has had to inform her and the others of different aspects of Saiyan lifestyle and biology, stuff that she could have easily already known if she, imo, bothered to understand that part of him). And I'm not even saying that's REALLY a huge problem on the surface; you can't really blame her when that's all SHE knows and how her character is. Sexism aside, she is meant to be a spoiled, self-serving brat from the beginning. When it DOES become a problem is that, as I mentioned, she doesn't TRY to understand him on that level, and there are no hints that she has tried. She basically seems to pull exactly what the people that had a problem with what I said did in just assuming Saiyans are just genocidal killers with nothing else to them (and a note: I know Vegeta would probably be difficult to talk to about this but you get me I think).

Overall, I think they were just mad that I dared to call Bulma abusive and is a second Frieza for Vegeta based on this singular post where I didn't really get into the meat of why I think that because I've talked about it several times before. Yes, the writing for her is oftentimes sexist and awful like it is with pretty much every other woman in the series, but that...doesn't really play ball here. The point I was trying to make is that, while it's not on purpose or maliciously (another nuance of my post the people with a problem failed to even ask me about because they went immediately on the attack), is that Vegeta basically ended up in another relationship where he was being controlled by another person (again, perhaps not in a malicious way but she held a lot over him in terms of having a place to live and survive, especially when we know the dude was super depressed post Cell Saga; man was not about to have the wherewithal to fucking find a job and get a place of his own on a planet he knows so little about, so yeah...he's gonna take the easiest option available), something that I think is more apparent in Super than Z but it's still there. And yeah, I actually agree that he should just ignore her when he wants to train or leave or do something that isn't what she wants him to do at the time. But if we go by canon and how it's written (which I can say THIS would be where the sexism comes in), that's not what happens. Bulma does whatever she can to get what she wants from Vegeta in apparent and subtle ways that come off as pretty abusive.

And I'll say it now: Vegeta is fucking abusive and toxic, too. I've said it a million and three times, but since I didn't say it in the post in question, apparently I just don't think that. Which isn't true. Vegeta is shitty to Bulma from day fucking one. I really don't understand why they end up together as, again, I've said a million times. The choice is absolutely disrespectful to Bulma's character. Something else I've said ad nauseum. But again...this one post was the one they cherrypicked to get pissed over.

I got accused of not seeing nuance in any of this during this...debate. Thing is, this take is based on what happens in canon. This is my reading of the relationship based on canon events, and even then, it's just a SLIVER of what I think about their canon relationship. If I had my way? This relationship wouldn't exist or, at the very least, would be written VERY differently, from making Bulma be less of a sexist stereotype (in the relationships and in all aspects) to how Vegeta reacts to her always forcing him to do shit he doesn't want to or, perhaps, isn't even comfortable with (see: parties, huge get togethers for her work, vacations). I would actually write it more like we see in the Buu Saga and GT, where the two DO eventually seem to have an understanding of each others boundaries and have maybe actually gotten to know each other (something I really don't see in Super...at all). It would be more realistic for the two of them rather than this over the top ridiculousness we get from canon and fanon that doesn't fit the relationship. The post I made was about their CANON presentation, not what I would care to see or anything that would "fix" the ship.

Point is, people got in their feelings because I said canon sucks in handling Vegeta and Bulma, and I pointed out that their fave is problematic, all to base their accusations of me being sexist and unable to see nuance or understand the definition of culture on a single post that wasn't near as detailed as I've been in the past (and I've probably still missed thoughts here). They came off as super problematic because of that anger at my take and made comments that painted them as basically okay with the Saiyans being eradicated because of one aspect of their lifestyle which, in some regards, was something they had no choice in at the point of their demise (even if they might be doing similar anyway; problem is we can't know what they might have done if they had agency that wasn't marred by being ruled by the Cold Empire). But it is what it is.

I'll end saying this because, again, they missed every other post I've made about this. I don't hate Bulm, and I actually do hate how she's written. The biggest reason I criticize her and Vegeta in terms of this relationship is that most of the fandom and the ship's stans don't want to actually SEE that. They don't see how her writing is sexist a lot of the time and that her behavior doesn't make sense and IS actually toxic. The RELATIONSHIP is toxic on BOTH SIDES as it's WRITTEN (unfortunately, yeah, the writing makes Bulma MUCH WORSE than Vegeta in Super; I stand by that) and that's what I'm getting at. I point these things out because this fandom likes to paint Vegeta and Bulma as #couplesgoals and pretend they have no issues when that's just not true. It's red flag central up in there, but their rose-colored glasses are too thick for them to see it because they love the "beauty and the beast" "regular girl domesticates feral man" and "love conquers all" tropes and refuse to see the problems with the relationship.]

[helloiamadrawer]

Dragon Ball Super

Kai Pairing Headcanons pt 2

U7 x U4 (Shin and Kuru)

Enjoy!

Just GUESS who falls head over heels for that one pretty kai with feminine features? Just guess? That anxious boi Shin.

One day he was visiting the 4th universe's god of destruction Quitela, to send him a message from his god of destruction, Beerus. And the first thing he sees is his supreme kai Kuru leaning against the entrance with a miniature compact mirror floating in front of him while his delicate hands apply his eyeliner.

Shin clears his throat to catch his attention, Kuru closes his mirror and spots the smaller Kai wave at him.

"Well, well ,well, look who came three universes away just to see me? Shin, right?", he asks while he smooths out his mohawk, as it pops back up in it's usual stature

Hold on, he looks.. different? No, it's not the eyeliner of course. Shin has only looked at Kuru from afar along with Quitela in the tournament of power but now, he has the full visual of him clear as day and more close than before. 'Wow, he looks more beautiful in person than I saw him last time.' His creamsicle skin was glowing in the ambience of the palace's lighting, his cheekbones were vibrant and his voice was as angelic as can be.

He's like a prince

"Um, dear Shin?...hello? Earth to Shin?" Kuru gently asks while waving to the other kai's face trying to get him back to reality.

"Oh! R-right, Earth to Shin, ah I love pur planet earth, even more than the moon who needs that?" Shin stammers nervously as he's broke from his daze.

Kuru chuckles at his abrupt but funny remark, "You sure have a great sense of humor I see. So what brings you here to see me if I may ask again?"

Poof..all that thought on Kuru's distracting but intricate appearance just made all his other ideas disappear and left his mind as empty as a blackboard.

Was it about...telling Quitela about mortal levels? Pah, why would he care?

"Is it about our mortal levels?" Kuru asks.

"...oh-Yeah-I mean- yes sir." Sir?? Really Shin? He's not a god of destruction for Kami's sake!

Kuru lightly pushes the door of his palace open, gesturing Shin to enter