that was a bad movie but giving lilith mummy issues and then projecting them onto tannis was actually a very high iq move and it keeps making me laugh when i remember it
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Borderlands movie poster with some of my favourite single line reviews
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not the borderlands movie debuting with a 0% on rotten tomatoes AND the umbrella academy apparently getting the worst final season in television history just say you want me to die
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I saw the Borderlands movie……..
2/10….but more like 1.1/10…….It was so boring, uninspired, bad writing, bad vfx, and just really bad film making in general.
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The Borderlands movie is already having a few non-Borderlands blogs talk about the games...
As a Borderlands fan I plead that y'all do not form your opinions on the entire franchise based on the movie. The fandom consensus was that it Sucks Ass from the moment the casting was announced.
In fact it's likely this movie wasn't made for us, but for the lowest common denominator to "get" into Borderlands. However Borderlands is not made for the lowest common denominator. It's an acquired taste, and it won't be for everyone - in trying to make it for everyone, this movie was doomed from the very beginning. (Borderlands the games are a gorefest full of sex jokes! The movie is fucking PG-13.)
TLDR; if you watched the movie and the Borderlands universe/style/humor/story/etc. genuinely interests you, PLEASE play the games (if you're not into shooters that's fine, there are cheat trainers online and game movies on youtube plus two of the games in the series are Telltale-esque visual novels). Stop eating shrimp with wimps and eat lobster with a monster.
Non-Borderlands fans are encouraged to reblog, but please don't feel bad about not reblogging, I know firsthand that moral OCD can be a bitch.
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i have barely if ever interacted with this fandom previously but i wanna extend my sincerest sympathies to the borderlands fandom for how all your blorbos got massacred by a bunch of studio execs who thought they could use the property to cash in on guardians of the galaxy's popularity
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Just saw the Borderlands movie... If I don't see any fics, or fan art of Krieg, I will kill my next door neighbor
Ive never played Borderlands before, and I've never heard of Krieg before, but I'm SO not normal about him
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