#Classics Humor

[greentrickster]

Rome: I love kicking ass! I'll kick anyone and everyone's ass! I'll kick my own ass!

Roman Citizen: You mean that last one metaphorically, right?

Rome:

Roman Citizen: ...you mean that last one metaphorically right?

[jeannereames]

Unfortunately, true

Although in the case of Carthage, some of the problem is a lack of evidence. The other problem is the issue of languages: what's taught. A lot easier to find classes on Latin than Akkadian, if you want to study Neo-Assyria, say. ;-)

[the-anastasia]

Wooden Horsie 🐴

Product review:

I actually got this as a gift. Bigger than you’d think and made with a very fine quality wood. Honestly it’s so beautiful I thought at first it was a gift from the Gods themselves lol. Not very easy to maneuver though as it’s a bit heavy. The weight is due to the strange choice of interior contents. I understand they didn’t want to use that much wood but I probably would’ve just left it hollow. The product is actually made with Greek soldiers inside that ended up murdering everyone I love. (Which is a bit of an oversight in my opinion.) So, though the craftsmanship is inarguably beautiful, I would NOT recommend this product to friends and family (because they’re all dead). 2/5 stars. ⭐️⭐️

[thewritehag]

To be fair to Michaelangelo's David, whenever his endowment gets brought up in an unfavorable reference, he was probably terrified.

Especially if Goliath was also naked.

[bebs-art-gallery]

Monday Morning

[yoursghouly]

x

[somos-deseos]

[gomacave]

Taps mic. Hi guys. im introducing u to my 70s shoujo flavor toxic yuri sfkr au where they go to all girls catholic boardiing school and seph gets obsessed w the virgin mary statue in the school chapel (JENOVA) and tries to ascend to meet her. Cloud is manipulated into helping her because he has a massive crush also. Thank you.

(Nobody claps) (audience is dead silent)

[beauty-funny-trippy]

Cary Grant (1940)

[chloesimaginationthings]

sorry if you’ve already been asked, but what’s your favorite FNaF game?

I’m a “Pizza Simulator” truther, it’s just the best one, though I’ll be honest “Help wanted 2” has really risen through the ranks for me, its probably my second favourite (that might update if the DLC pops off)

Sister location and FNAF 2 are close behind, they were OG faves

[fatimazainab]

Edgar Allan Poe // Evan Knoll

[cat-cosplay]

"Looooooook deep into my eyes... you WILL open the can of Tuna."

[the-anastasia]

Who wants to celebrate the Ides of March with me? Let’s take a stab at it!

[cheesy-bagels]

this image haunted me until i made it real

[animeglitch]

[bebs-art-gallery]

The Punishment of the Gossip Girl (1910)

— by Salvador Diaz Ignacio Ruiz