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the-anastasia · 8 months

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Wooden Horsie 🐴

Product review:

I actually got this as a gift. Bigger than you’d think and made with a very fine quality wood. Honestly it’s so beautiful I thought at first it was a gift from the Gods themselves lol. Not very easy to maneuver though as it’s a bit heavy. The weight is due to the strange choice of interior contents. I understand they didn’t want to use that much wood but I probably would’ve just left it hollow. The product is actually made with Greek soldiers inside that ended up murdering everyone I love. (Which is a bit of an oversight in my opinion.) So, though the craftsmanship is inarguably beautiful, I would NOT recommend this product to friends and family (because they’re all dead). 2/5 stars. ⭐️⭐️

#classics #classics humour #classics humor #trojan horse #trojan war #classics jokes #lol #funny

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momoguido · 2 months

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If Peridot respected someone, would she call them "promontory"?

#steven universe #peridot #john donne #classics jokes #classics #philosophy

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bloodwards · 7 months

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bene gesserit costuming + occult and religious imagery

#brought to you by me going down the 'I wonder if anyone has made a dune inspired tarot deck yet' rabbithole #dune #dune part two #irulan corrino #margot fenring #duneedit #the absolute joke of owning almost a dozen tarot decks and still going uhhhh when trying to figure out which cards to put up there #besides the classic rider-waite-smith #in my defense I didn't want them to be modern-looking otherwise I would've chucked the linestrider queen of swords in there #anyhow

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largemandrill · 2 months

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I made another one

#elden ring #shadow of the erdtree #messmer the impaler #rellana twin moon knight #lotta nobodies in this one so get ready 👍#Fire knight captain kood #black knight captain Huw #Melina #hornsent grandam #commander gaius #fire knight queelign #shadow militiamen #miquella the kind #Notes for this one: I am weirdly adverse to using the classics of the format #There was originally going to be a kys message from the hornsent but I decided against it #there were other jokes that I wanted to tell that mattered more #Also I don’t know if this would count as Rellana x Messmer but if it does in your head then good for you #He has two hands and two snakes he can have many partners

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aussie-bookworm · 1 year

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THE KING IS BACK

#itsallmine #Dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #I’m so excited omg he’s back #time to read bram stokers classic gothic novel again #aaaaaaaa #someone has probably already made this joke but idc #patch notes: pictures now have alt text

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everysongineverykey · 1 year

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good omens the book, 1990: see, queen is so ubiquitous in london these days that if you leave a tape in a car for too long, it'll inevitably morph into a best of queen tape. which is why their megahits are playing in crowley's bentley all the time! isn't that a funny and topical joke?

good omens the show, 2019-2023: yeah crowley's car has a hands-free call system and also only plays cassette tapes. yeah it's whatever don't think about it. what's an incredibly earnest and passionate queen love song we can play during this scene where crowley tries urgently to reach aziraphale

#good omens #this is so funny to me. they have it's a hard life in s1e1 when he's trying to call aziraphale about armageddon #you're my best friend in s1e5 when he's racing to the bookshop to see him #good old-fashioned loverboy in s2e1 when he's racing to the bookshop to help aziraphale stay safe while hiding gabriel.#in the 90s it would've been a joke about how everywhere queen was. today it's just like. this gay loser's car knows about his crush #and deliberately plays cheesy classic love songs when he's going to see him to bug him about it #and he's just accepted it into his life. i love it #AND somebody to love after he's presumed aziraphale's dead! i know that was diegetic but the bentley WOULD. you know it would

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zu-is-here · 1 month

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