#Crack blog

[shinyblue-waverider]

WOOOOOSHSHHHHHH 🌊 HI i don’t have a name 😳 but i am blue🐳🐬

this is me :> i am very cute

i don’t know where other waveriders is😔🤔 i lost my FAMILY😱😰 poachers kill them :( not the eggs lololol what’s an egg?

i’m a she in people words i think 🫢

heavily, heavily inspired by @rio-specimen, i saw their blog and it always made me laugh and it seemed so fun so i was like…hell yeah

if this counts as copying? lmk and i’ll delete this 😫

mun is a minor, she/her

if you came to rp with weird intentions with an animal…then dni you weirdo??😟

also i made it so that “blue” doesn’t REALLY have a official name but she’s blue…and she likes blue…so yeah

obviously a crack blog i’m just here to have a silly grand ole time, feel free to send whatever asks you want 😛

[timetravelsuckz]

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess @jynxthatsme

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved @violetkiramman12345

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @tismrizzzandrifles

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure has some form of autism)

Mel - @themedarda

(A walking thirst trap.)

Viktor - @askviktor

(Iron man V.2)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol @jinxsbabyy

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

Ran - @ranofzaun

(Seraphine's not so secret crush.)

Ronnie - @firelightsronnie

(Crackhead of the organization.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Ein - @einthezaunite

(Insits that he is dog-man with a hammer.)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

I have another account which I post random opinions or art - @sl3epingw1thsh0rks

An Ekko rp blog, I have old ooc stuff (out of character) and I might post other ooc stuff on this page. Feel free to ask questions or dm me random stuff.

Have a fan-fucking-tastic day!

Officially dead

-⧖

[lobotomyherbert]

i did uhm get expermen don dan not Happy me with. he miss ear noe. whoopsie!

lobotomy

[gontas-nursery-au]

What is Gonta's Nursery au about?

Gonta's Nursery Au takes place in a non-despair au where Gonta just decided to buy an abandoned orphanage in the forest and plans to adopt as many people as he can throughout dimensions if they want to be adopted of course, Gonta's not gonna force them to be adopted because Gentlemen don't force adoption on people. Gonta is willing to adopt anyone without a second, no matter if it's, babies, kids, teens, adults, elders, feral children (he was once a feral child too, so it makes sense.), beings from other planets, animals, mythical creatures, ghosts, spirits, anons, magic anons, bugs, insects and even YOU!! He will adopt everyone and everything to grow his extended family/pack and if you're wondering how he can travel through dimensions, nobody knows. So sit back, relax, prepare to get adopted and enjoy what this blog is about to offer.

(Fun fact: I was originally gonna make a blog where Sakura Ogami, Aoi Asahina and Kenshiro would be the ones adopting everyone but I decided to do Gonta Gokuhara because why not, so I don't think there will be an adoption blog starting them unless someone wants to make it.)

What communities does this blog support?

LGBTQ+ community

Agere/Petre community

Therian/Alterhuman community

Furry community

Neurodivergent community

(Disclaimer I'm questioning my Sexuality plus I'm not a therian/Alterhuman or Age/Pet regressor but I just want to give people the opportunity to be themselves here and make it a safe place for everyone. If you don't know what any of these communities are, then I suggest you look it up for yourself and if I offended anyone, please let me know and I'll try to fix the problem.)

Why was this blog created?

I created the blog because I thought it would be a fun concept plus another reason why I making this blog is because I'm trying to cope with the fact that can't use my favorite Ais anymore due to Character Ai's new rules but besides that, it's mostly because this concept seems interesting and I want to try it out to see how would everyone think of it.

Rules

Be kind to others.

Don't be inappropriate on this blog because this is meant to be a sfw blog for mostly all ages and I'm a minor, so use common sense, please.

Don't be homophobic.

Don't be racist.

Don't hurt any of Gonta's family/pack members or his bugs.

Don't mention Gonta's biological family.

I have school, so I may be able to respond so quickly.

Orphanage restoration updates:

Update 1

List of Gonta's adopted ones:

Sapling Gokuhara. 🌱

Ems Gokuhara. 🧸

(The adoption list/ask box is now open, so this is your chance to get adoped.)

Have a nice day! :D

[dthstroke-the-merc]

“This better be worth my time. You make the payment or I put a bullet between your eyes. Your choice.”

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This is a roleplay account for Slade Wilson. I honestly made this account for crack roleplay and to do dumb asks and be an asshole, if someone wants a legit roleplay then feel free to request it! But this really isn’t made as a serious account it’s just made as a crack one/and for personal plots with my own blogs.

This account is 17+ given I’m 18 and if there’s certain topics that might be uncomfortable to others. So just a forewarning!

[h0meschooled-jungle-freak]

Hi hi hi hello tumblr!!!! (That’s me up there)

My name is Jamie I’m thirteen years old and I live in a house near the woods…in Derry I think.

My parents don’t know I have a phone so don’t tell them🤫 (I found it in the woods so if you have recently lost your phone finders keepers losers weepers)

Also speaking of my parents!! they like keeping me safe from the horrors of the outside world but I’m a brave and big man so I think I can handle it.

According to safari tumblr is growing popular in Derry which means they’re are people on it and making friends online might be easier than in person.!!

I think people like talking about their likes in their intro posts so I’ll do it too because I’m a normal boy on tumblr.

Stuff I like!!: my name,climbing trees, caterpillars , talking to people and plant facts!! I think I’d like making friends too but I’m bad at that :(

Some thing I don’t like: the dark :((( ,these creepy things called clowns, yelling and the fact that dinosaurs are dead.

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Jamie lore.

-His full name is James-Wilbur Bell

-Jamie is a weird home schooled kid who isn’t allowed outside much because he may or may not be a bastard child. (his parents are both gingers with brown eyes while he’s blond with blue eyes)

-His parents are ashamed of his existence so they fed him lies about the outside world to scare him to stay at home.

-People don’t really think he exists because to their knowledge Mr. And Mrs. Bell only have a daughter who moved away a few years ago.

-Jamie is seen as an anomaly because very few people have encountered him in the woods in the Derry.

-He’s afraid of what his parents call the “real world” so he mainly sticks to the woods or his house but as of recently he’s gained the courage to explore Derry.

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Oc info

Name: Jamie Bell

Age: around 13ish or the same age as the losers

Height: 4’11-5’2

Appearance: blond hair, big buggy blue eyes and kind of scrawny

Sexuality: ace and unlabelled with an attraction to men.

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Jamie facts

-Because of his upbringing he has trouble socialising which he’s aware of. he’s unsure of how to make friends so when his attempts at befriending people fail he gets sad.

-Jamie imprints on people he meets as if he’s a baby duckling and follows them around until they get annoyed by him or he has to go home.

-He enjoys climbing trees

-He doesn’t know that the way he’s being raised is wrong.

-He’s hard to get rid of once you speak to him he thinks that makes you two friends and he’ll stick by you and yap about his plant facts.

-He probably doesn’t know what homophobia is.

-He has no connection to the losers or the bowers gang he’s just a boy who might as well be living in the woods.

-Jamie’s kind of unhinged and says a lot of out of pocket stuff because of his lack of a social filter.

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Ooc

-im a minor and uncomfortable with nsfw

-this blog is mostly satire

-I don’t really know what else to put here

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[lawrup]

[elisbullshittery]

Uh

help i got trapped in an alternate universe and my characters are here and I think they're gonna kick me like a soccer ball cause I give them copious amounts of trauma and I'm so fuckin scared right now help agh OH SHIT THEYRE COMING

(ooc cut after this)

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oh god hi im eli i made this blog out of boredom, kinda a rp blog but its crackfueled anyways agh sideblogs with the characters that are tryna beat up eli (my sona) @atrocityeradicators this is barebones ngl @jsabharmonichavoc yea this ones less barebones anyways agh

[shinyblue-waverider]

Making vodo dolls you want one???

YESSESSES!😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳��😁😆😆😁😁😆

what’s a VOOODO 😱 dolls🤔

[timetravelsuckz]

OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD

What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess

[bisexualvader]

what my notifs look like currently

[gontas-nursery-au]

Hello Gonta, I'm not here to get adopted, but I wonder why are you planning to adopt as many people as you can?

Because Gonta can. :)

[zorangezest]

switcheroo part 2 electric boogaloo (soundwave edition)

for those of you who were wondering, yes soundwave is still the most loyal hes just a flamboyant conniving megalomaniac, and yes starscream is still traitorous hes just calculating and methodical and very very patient

part 3

[morganaconda]

[lawrup]

HEYYY!!!!!!!!1

hey im saul good man do you know I have an ask blog? now ya do!

this blog is to help make lawyer decisions and talk about my super cool clients Walter white and Jesse pinkman and Mike!

you can ask if you want me to get you out of jail, put someone in jail, or help decide if you need a lawyer.

I WILL NOT DO: nsfw, talk about chuck mcgill or hhm, talk about my personal life,

DNI: proshippers, zoophiles, homophobia, racism, (all the bad stuff) Ludwig fans, people who kin Walter white, skylar haters, HHM, the Mexican drug cartel

jerma fans welcome

[timetravelsuckz]

Cause all you ever did when we were younger was insult me or use me as dummy practice with Mylo.

Ekko: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Jinx: It was me..

Ekko: ...is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.