#Cuz they are whiners

[maipareshaan]

Again i am sorry i acknowledge this is petty and i don't actually support but lol i love when heller proshippers get harrassed, i hope they get hate, i hope they get into a blocklist and i hope someone makes a anonhateblog for them again shsnsbbsbsvzgzdbb

[harrysmaison]

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[bsaka7]

maxiel

the og pairing i was into in this fandom. now i don't read it and basically don't want to engage with any aspect of it ever at all. again my filters do a pretty good job with this so not too many complaints from me. Everything else under the cut so you don't have to see me bitching.

i really was fascinated with Daniel's decision to leave rbr and max's role in that. i still think that the core of maxiel - them being friends despite this massive career divergence - is interesting. too bad can't stand max anymore. I'd be lying if i said that wasn't about racing - I disliked Abu Dhabi 2021. Max was cracking and the fia handed him a championship. I had no fun or enjoyment watching his racing this year and that has been diminished further by the budget cap stuff (not to mention the political stuff). Max and daniel have almost diverged TOO much (though obv I am still a bit interested in daniel. Daniel I would say I am more intrigued by than I was when writing maxiel but I perhaps like him less).

additionally fandom projects onto max in a way that at one point i found compelling (esp before I got more into the racing) and now i am deeply frustrated by it. in every fandom and pairing there are trends. in f1fandom... maxiel, Charles, seb, etc you can really see the change in how they are characterized. the way max especially is characterized and the tropes associated with that are not my cup of tea and at times play into more... idk sociological? political? dimensions that i also do not like. like i said I'm not super tuned in to what's going on in maxielworld but there's always been a tendency to make things a bit too nice for me.

so tldr I don't like max and I'm bored by his racing this season and I don't like max char and I don't need max to explore daniel characterization.

i want to end this by saying i still greatly appreciate everyone who commented on my maxiel fic/encouraged me to keep writing. i still value that immensely even if our tastes have since diverged 🙏

[nagichi-boop]

Me: Man, waking up in the mornings hurts me a lot. I am glad I don’t have any morning commitments this week. Plus I just…want a break from socialising.

Mum: Hey, so I’ve basically said you’re available to wake up and spend time with X on Tuesday morning.

Me: Oh.

[planet-dusk]

Who do you think has the whiniest moans in skz?

🏷️ sub!skz, mommy!reader, overstim, orgasm denial, breeding, bondage, pegging, pet play

jisung: so so whiny !! he just wants you so bad :(( pull his hair, make him cry and moan and he's the happiest man on earth. the definition of pussy drunk <33 sungie's high on your scent and would do anything to get a taste. very sensitive too, even the faintest touch has him twitching underneath you. can't stop whimpering when you fuck him in missionary and he gets to cum untouched

changbin: whiny boy! complains loudly when he doesn't get what he wants, which is his mommy sitting on his face 24/7. he's the perfect service top who'd do anything to make you feel good <33 the only thing hotter than his whines are his low possessive grunts and curses when he finally gets to cum and claim you as his

minho: he's either completely quiet or very vocal depending on his mood. but when it's one of those days.... hands and feet tied to the bed he makes the prettiest sounds for you, voice soft like silk when he breaks and begs you to please keep your mouth on him after what feels like hours of edging. minho wouldn't have it any other way <33

felix/hyunjin: i couldn't choose bc they're so different yet similar at the same time, felix alternating his low groans with high-pitched whines while hyunjin lets out the prettiest sobs when you overstimulate him until he's all spent and sore <33 where felix wants to be coddled by his mommy, hyunjin loves it when you're mean to him and make him cry. but in the end both of them want nothing more than being held in your arms, sucking on one of your nipples while they come down from their highs

chan: he's such a stud <33 chan's vocal but more of a talker (so much dirty talk) which is the only reason he's placed this low cuz when he whines.... it's heavenly. he's lowkey embarrassed about how fucking into it and desperate he gets, begging to breed you and stuff you full of his cum. will do it every time regardless <33

jeongin: not much of a whiner but he loves the sounds you make when you let him touch you. especially likes to pull them from your lips by pinching your clit, patiently giving you two or three fingers to clench around instead of his cock until you've cummed at least twice, just like you ordered him to :))

seungmin: loves being your good pup !! he's more on the quiet side, letting out the occasional grunts and moans. short, gruff barks right before his tongue parts your folds and he licks his way around your clit to tease you, your hands tugging on his hair. will sometimes growl when he mounts you after you've given him the green light to be rough and make his mommy feel good <33

[quokkie]

Hamzah giving u head n fingering u and u giving Hamzah head 👅👅🙏🏼

wasnt specified if u wanted headcanons or like a oneshot but i feel like a headcanon fits better

cw: receiving + giving oral (f+m)

mdni!!!!

giving:

- big nose.

- i’ve said this before but he is in love with your pussy n will eat u out like there’s no tmrw

- literally has you seeing stars it feels so good

- his tongue swirling ur clit while he fingers u😋😋

- knows he’s doing a good job when you pull his hair a little

- loves when u ride his face cuz ur thighs are smushing the sides of his face

- his hands are big and his fingers are LONG, literally perfect

- his fingers hit every spot just right and it has your back ARCHED🤭

receiving

- i wanna say he’s around 6/7in which does have u choking on it a little

- hand on the back of ur head or tangled in ur hair while he throatfucks u

- can’t convince me he’s not an intense whimper/whiner

“fuckkkk…feels s-so good”

- loves holding eye contact with u cuz it feels more intimate

- i fear i imagine he wants u to come all over ur face and not in ur mouth

- literally the image of ur pretty face covered in his load gets him even more worked up (if that’s even possible)

[tootiecakes234]

Random SFW and NSFW Headcanons for Kaminari

SFW

His love language is mainly split between quality time and physical touch. This man would love to actually live inside your skin.

He loves taking you on active dates. First date was probably something like paint ball or a rage room.

He’s very aware of your emotions. Immediately knows when something is off with you and if it’s something he can’t immediately fix, he will do his best to make things a little lighter with a laugh.

He’s hilarious. Makes you cry laughing at least once a day. He loves your laugh. Literally makes him feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

When you guys get married, you write your own vows and please believe he has at least one or two jokes in there.

He also makes sure you get every piece of merchandise that comes out with his name or face with. You have full Chargebolt tracksuits, and he LOVES when you actually wear them even if it’s just around the house.

Never lease the house without a smooch and a hug for good luck.

NSFW

Denki makes sure everyone everywhere knows how hot you are. Especially you. Not a day goes by when he’s not groping you in hugs and walking by smacking your ass and making wild ass comments about the things he wants to do to it.

He is DTF whenever and wherever you want him.

Low cut shirts and button ups that you never do all the way are his favorite cuz this man loves titties. He absolutely loves pinching and twirling them. Will suckle at them as long as you let him. He’s fallen asleep with his lips wrapped around a nipple.

He can’t pick a favorite position. He’s tried before and it makes his brain hurt.

Goes feral from your blow jobs. He turns into a whiner when you do. Begging you to keep going and to let him give you a facial. When you do let him paint your face, he is a good boy and will lick most of it clean after for you.

@xxvendettaxx

[gatorbites-imagines]

Might be weird to ask but petplay? I just think certain COD men *cough cough* soap *cough cough* would be esp good as dumb puppies y'know?

COD petplay headcanons

Little do you know anon, I enjoy petplay, so this is no weird question at all. And you are so right. Petplay COD be upon ye.

Ill be going on holiday all of next week, so if you guys are fine with shorter replies i can write some on my phone, let me know what you think.

John “Soap” MacTavish

Soap is such a good pup, kind of a brat sometimes but its because he wants your attention. You’ll catch him crawling around with your clothes in his mouth or half crawled under the kitchen table, his lower body still sticking out as he chews on something he shouldn’t be chewing on.

Whines loudly and paws at your leg for attention any time you aren’t paying attention to him. Can’t you see how good he’s being? How tempted his tummy is when he rolls onto his back? Don’t you wanna rub it?

The type to crawl around in a jockstrap, a harness, a collar, a puphood and pup gloves. Don’t forget the plug with a tail attached so he can wag so prettily for you, or so it can wag all over the place when he’s feeling playful.

Sadly, you’ll have to punish the poor pup on the regular, he makes a mess and can’t keep himself from humping your leg or crawling onto the furniture to lick and bite at you. Its not unusual to find him humping pillows in your bedroom, whining for you.

Kyle “Gaz” Garrick

Hes more calm than the others, but don’t expect that means he’s less of a troublemaker. Will steal your keys or your clothes and hide them under the bed, or under his dog bed so that you can’t leave. Will chew on your belts and throw your laundry all over the place.

A whiner too, has this warbled pathetic sounding whine he lets out when you tell him to stay still and quiet so you can work, but settles down if hes allowed to wrap around your feet. It always ends up with him chewing or licking your ankles though.

Wears a getup similar to Soap, with the jockstrap, harness, hood and gloves. Likes how it makes him dependent on you as his master to take care of him. Sometimes he just gets home from a mission, puts on his hood, and lays down with his head in your lap to calm down from the day.

Tries to be more sneaky when he’s horny, like subtly grinding into the floor or his dog bed, or sitting down and wiggling in his spot so he can move his plug around inside him. You always catch him though, since he starts that warbly whine when he gets close but can’t finish without you.

Simon “Ghost” Riley

The most well-behaved pup, think like a well-trained military dog. Always standing straight on all fours, back straight, head lifted, and chest puffed out. He soaks up any praise you give him with a gruff bark and a small wag.

Doesn’t regularly whine, is more of a barker or growler. He growls the most if there are other pups around that try to get close to you or play with him, as he’s always standing on guard in front of you. You always have to muzzle him around other pups cuz Ghost does nip at times, especially when other pups are acting up and he needs to correct their behavior.

Tends to do play either fully dressed in his military gear, just a tail strapped to his belt and a customized hood with his skull paint. Or fully naked, only wearing maybe a harness, a spikey collar, his hood, his tail, and a cockcage unless you need it off.

If Ghost is in the mood, you’ll invite other pups over (unless you are poly and have multiple partners who are pups) and Ghost will assert himself as the alpha amongst them. This is where you take the cage off him so he can push down the other pups and take them. He will always arch his back for you though, or roll onto his back and spread his legs with a tiny barely audible whine for you.

Gary “Roach” Sanderson

A very quiet pup and doesn’t act up much, tends to be more on the chill side. Hes even allowed in the furniture since he wont mess it up like others, and likes to curl up beside you with his head in your lap.

When hes feeling it though, like if you’ve been apart for a while, he might start growing antsy. Crawling around in front of you or sitting right by your feet and letting out tiny barely audible whines. It always ends up with him pawing at your knee and looking at you with the most lethal puppy eyes ever.

Doesn’t wear as much gear at the others, I don’t think he would enjoy the gloves that make his hands unusable, and the hood might feel too restrictive to him. Instead hed just resort to walking on his knuckles, wearing a headband with ears, and maybe wearing a belt with a tail on top of his boxers.

A licker, he doesn’t say much, but you will know he’s truly in the mood when he starts licking you all over. Licking at your hands, your legs, your torso, slobbering all over your pants and crotch until you open your belt and give him what he wants.

Phillip Graves

Another troublemaking pup, a brat. Rips up pillows and gnaws on your belts and wallet. The type you have to play tug of war with for your belt as he growls and yips, wagging his tail and drooling on the floor.

The kinda pup you’ll have to spank and punish in other ways, not out of this world to put him in a cockcage or crate for the night if he’s acted out way too much. He enjoys it very much though, so it’s nothing he hasn’t asked for himself. Graves has probably come up with some of the punishments himself.

Hes fully geared up, hood, gloves, tail and all, except he wouldn’t wear a jockstrap, just fully naked expect for the pup parts. Hes not always wearing a cage as its only for punishment, so you can catch him grinding against stuff sometimes.

The most effective punishment for him is overstimulation, laying him across your lap and jerking him off until he’s whining and writhing and shaking, where after you’ll let him cuddle against your chest after cleaning him up, praising him and giving him good aftercare.

[honeybee2807]

Albus Potter doesn't whine about his dad despite popular opinion

One of the criticisms of Albus Potter is that he whines a lot about his dad. This idea is so prevalent that some of his fans agree and when they refute against haters, they say it's cuz he's a teen and they don't disagree with this notion. Heck even the Official Cursed Child account on TikTok made a video joking about it, showing Scorpius being tired as Albus goes ranting on and on about Harry(even though canonically in the text, Albus never goes in paragraphs about Harry. The most we see are short, brief one-liners!)

But I wonder why this idea is prevalent in the first place. I've read CC multiple times and I ask 'Where is the whining?!'

Like sure he's a teen so he can whine if he wants to. But he wasn't doing any of that in the first place.

When Harry says he wished Albus wasn't his son, Albus doesn't tell any of this to Scorpius in the start. When Scorpius later finds out this is their conversation

Albus originally didn't realize that Scorpius heard the convo he had with Harry in the ministry. And we later realize that he didn't want to tell Scorpius.

Out of character behavior for a whiner, isn't it?

A bit later when he does talk to Scorpius about Harry (one line by the way), it is because Scorpius started the convo. Albus didn't bring it up by himself.

Another incident of the so called "whining"

Again it's all one liners and he only mentions his dad cuz Scorpius first mentions Harry. He didn't go unprompted.

Now here's an example where Albus unnessarily brings his dad into convo

I'll note the ones where Albus does this.

1.

He focuses on his dad when there are clearly more important things happening.(Your bleeding cousins disappeared!!!) Again these are short questions and not paragraphs. To play devil's advocate, Harry legit threatened Albus before this. Threatened! Harry spied on Albus using the map. Harry was never this harsh before. Albus is obviously sad and frustrated and hella confused cuz Harry never acted this way ever before.

2.

Like Albus seriously? You witnessed your bestie get tortured and classmate get killed and experienced a lot of trauma and now you're trapped in time and you're in so much danger and you worry about your dad?

That's 2. That's it!

All other mentions arent against Harry.

See I get it. Albus clearly thinks too much of Harry. Even Scorpius mentions on that. But does he complain a lot on that? Ehhh... nope. Does he whine? Nope. Albus may fill his head all about Harry but he does not go on long winded rants about his dad. There's only one whiney moments. Only two. In a five hour play. And those two moments are two sentences each.

Heck I used to be an expert whiner when I was 14. I whined a lot. And when I whine about MY parents, I go monologuing. Paragraphs would flow from my mouth. And y'all are pissed about a few sentences.

You know what really flows from Albus' mouth. Cedric Cedric time turner time turner adventure cool wizzo Cedric spare time turner. He rants all about the time turner. Not Harry. The time turner.

Tldr: I don't know where this assumption is that Albus goes bitching about Harry all day long comes from but it's clearly inaccurate.

[cocogum]

✨Quirky✨ labels that describes them in a nutshell 🤭🥰

Yugo: blue alien boy

Adamaï: puberty’s bitch

Az: stress relief mascot ball

Amalia: horny grass princess

Eva: hot elf with daddy issues

Dally: dumbass ginger “woops! I did it again! 🤭🤪”

Ruel: Mr. Krabs holding adoption papers

Elely: Ginger 2.0 charged with arson

Flopin: invisible Link

Pin: Jack-Jack

Rubilax: demonic bromance

Madagaskan: retired blind sniper

Cleophee: hot elf who can kick

Goultard: ginger who can think

Oakheart: best salad king

Armand: delulu cabbage head

Canar: drag queen number 1

Renar: drag queen number 2

Aurora: blue trophy wife cow

Osamodas King: blue cow king

Efrim: tiny cute monster feet

Nora: pink lesbian

Mina: your scarred unpaid therapist

Phaeris: arm chewer

Qilby: the original momma’s boy

Shinonome: the shit picker

Glip: dad noises

Balthazar: grandpa noises

Eliatrope Goddess: helicopter parent definition

Alibert: gets thrown babies at him

Chibi: loud ass inventor

Grougaloragran: third person user

Prince Adale: fabulous tea sipper

General Mofette: bondage and whips

Grany Smisse: Meowth’s cousin

Remington: Zorro compensating with swords

Grufon: arachnid map

Anathar: copycat daddy voice

Kerosho: Adamaï’s forgettable achievement

Rushu: god wannabe

Black Ink: sentient food

Elaine: had a shitty childhood

Galanthe: rip thick hips

Noximilien: loves taking his time

Igôle: does not want to die

Cabotine: baby mama

Justice Knight: sweaty himbo

Pandiego: smelly drunk panda

Kabrok: retired wanderlust

Miranda: corn’s victim…

Vampyro: spirit halloween reject

Xav the Baker: croissant addict

Kriss Krass: tongue’s always out

Maude: goth chick

Ogrest: professional whiner

Otomaï: stressed out alchemist

Joris: experienced father and uncle babysitter

Kerubim: white furry with life issues

Simone: cleaner for hire

Julie: the embodiment of gay furry

Atcham: bald

Lilotte: furry orphan by choice

Khan Karkass: oily misogynistic ginger

Bakara: teacher’s pet snitcher

Julith: mommy milker terrorist

Jahash: died for getting laid

Jiva: just wanted to get laid

Poo: Kung Fu Panda

Echo: half lizard

Sipho: ugly ass lizard

Toxine: evil deadpool with an ass

Harebourg: narcissistic obsessed stalker

Oropo: clam sucker

Coqueline: raccoon girl

Dathura: leaf hottie

Dark Vlad: rock metal enthusiast

Black Bump: panty sniffer

Kali: professional sadist

Ush: furry sore loser

Arpagone: not an actual enutrof

Barik: elvis gone wrong

Cendre Mystigrine: forgettable furry

Ramona: best enutrof grandma

Harcelo Estep: disowned cuz wtf-

Messer: talking skull

Lacrima: did not deserve this

Winmo Nodorh: Flopin did it better

Lupa: sadist sympathizer

Atone: laser beam vision

Bouillon: fighting boner

Ripulse: name stands for “disgusted”

Sidaire: little sonic twerp

[maipareshaan]

The gifs aren't that atrocious actually

[sminiac]

hehe now is my moment 🙏🏾 i'll ask abt xikers later but i would loveee your thoughts on 8turn,, who do u think are doms, who are subs, who are switches,,, like a little analysis yk! i hope more ppl req for 8turn cuz i love them sm

💌— NOW IS YOUR MOMENT BUNNY !! OHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED FOR THIS.

Warnings — Smut focused! MDNI.

⋆ J. Myungho

Dom, and a mean one at that. He thrives with control and having a say, he likes the way you obey, even when you choose not to he likes it— the challenge, the adrenaline. But I will say he completely has the ability to be a switch too when he wants to, he’d like being taken care of, talked to sweetly, having his needs put first because that always feels good. He really can’t help how mushy he becomes by being doted on, and so quickly too! It’s a fairly rare occurrence, but when he’s in subspace he’s in it deep. Besides that, going back to his roots, Myungho doesn’t mind being called ‘daddy’ but he loves calling you names, “Princess”, “Sweetheart, “Baby.” He’s sick, will call you the names he typically only uses in bed when the two of you are out together just to get a reaction.

Remainder of members under the cut!

⋆ M. Jaeyun

I don’t really peg Jaeyun as a concrete sub or dom, I think he’d fall slightly more on the vanilla side, he enjoys the intimacy of sex and the concept of pleasuring your partner to such otherworldly extents and doing anything to fulfil that, and having the same done for him, but occasionally he’ll indulge you and play a little into the roles given. He’ll whine for you, and complain about how unfair you’re being but he won’t go so far as to outright beg to be fucked. Though sometimes he can’t help but want to hear the sound of your voice when you’re asking of him to do that one thing you like and will pretend not to hear until you’re hitting his shoulder, huffing and impatient.

⋆ Y. Minho

A sub, he couldn’t fully mean dom you if his life depended on it. He’ll give it a try once or twice but it just makes him too anxious having control over another’s body, having to think about what he’ll do next to you, if he’s being ‘dom’ enough for you, how he should go about touching or talking to you. Yeah, it’s really not for him. When Minho’s trying something new he likes being told what to do and how to do it, and that doesn’t really mix well with trying to be demanding. If he’s leaning on more on the ‘dom’ side some nights it’s really only because he’s incredibly horny, the demanding of how he takes you and the level of noise being kept to a minimum only comes from his lack of patience, but that’s about as deep as he gets into it.

⋆ C. Yoonsung

A switch. The actual switch of all switches, his acclaimed mix of both masculinity and femininity balance so beautifully and presently that it also applies in the bedroom. I feel like most would assume he’s a sub —and he can be— but the side of him that only your eyes have witnessed would turn heads if anyone were to catch word of how quickly he can swing between the two. He knows how to hold you down for better angles that intensify both your pleasure and his, he likes the title calling and hearing you sob and whine, but he also enjoys the exact same things being done to him.

⋆ J. Haemin

Wants to dom, absolutely can not. Also the type to try it out, just to get a gauge on how much he can work from it, but if he even says one thing while in ‘dom mode’ then he’s immediately trying not to laugh in your face about how silly and unnatural it sounds coming from him. I think he’s the most likely to want to abandon roles and titles, he just wants to show you he loves you, in his own natural Haemin way. He’s more of a gravelly, yet airy whiner, but when you actually get an ear full you wouldn’t exactly call the sounds he makes as whining. He talks more than making noise, defaults to “Fuck.” And “Oh my god” when there’s no space left in his head to think of anything else but you and the way you make him feel.

⋆ C. Kyungmin

Dom, a service dom at that! He’s so all about you that he only blinks silently when you’re asking of him to let you take lead for the night. He’ll allow you to of course, but he can never quite fully relax due to how unfamiliar he is with being in your place for once, and if he can’t quite get himself to chill out, you can always help with that! He’s a very easygoing person, and sometimes he struggles with it but he’s always so gracious with you, does his best to accommodate your needs and requests, even when they’re a little outside of his comfort zone, there’s nothing wrong with trying new things, especially when it’s you!

[franbowidk]

No thoughts… just Jason Todd HC’s

A/N: These thoughts have been driving me insane and the time to finally share this with other fellow Jason enjoyers is finally in my grasp. Also some of these might be a lil ooc. Also minors DNI

We can all agree that he has a big dick, right?

Right.

Just imagining him having a partner and needing at least, like, 10 minutes to adjust to the tightness and his partner needing to adjust to how big he his or else they’d both cum too soon if he started moving now.

Depending on his mood and if he has time, he’d either be degrading and manhandle you (which I don’t think I would mind honestly 🛐) or he’d talk you through it, praise you, taking his time and enjoy the moment, hold your hand, all the fluffy stuff and shit. Obviously, quickies are a must even if he still feels frustrated after it. Better than nothing, right? 💀👍

But like… no matter what, his eyes would always glow a slight green. And I’d just love that ✨🫶

… Also, submissive Jason has been on my mind 😭 Like, he’d be the last person you’d expect to be whiny or vocal (which he is), but my mind is just saying, “Oh yeah, he’s a whiner”for some reason. But, especially if he’s been pent up for a long ass time, get ready for noise complaint warnings if you’re doing things privately in the comfort of your home

And he’s definitely the type to overstimulate, ESPECIALLY when he’s had a rough day or couldn’t quite find the criminal he was looking for or something. Doesn’t matter if it’s his partner or him getting overstimulated, but damn, it all depends if he still has the energy to do shit or not 💀

If you’re a fellow vigilante like himself, you better be ready cuz he’s not being gentle most of the time. If you’re a normal civilian you bet your ass he’s being gentle a little more than half the time. If you’re still just a normal civilian, but could handle yourself against a common thug or mugger, it’s 50/50 (he’s still going to be gentle every so often).

He’s not into being tied up and no pain play. Brings back bad memories. Even if his partner would beg for it, he would decline without a second thought.

I like to think his type would be similar to Raphael’s type from 2012 TMNT 💀. I’m also basing this headcanon off of Red Hood: The Outlaws from Webtoon— but anyway, he wouldn’t be too discriminative, he just wants and needs someone that can always be by his side and loyal, but he would make it so obvious that his type would be badass, strong, and independent. Like, the entire DC fandom just knows he’s a Wonder Woman fan too, so… 💀

After care would consist of cuddles, reassuring words until him and his partner would fall asleep, and food— especially food. I can just imagine him making grilled cheese sandwiches (or cheese toasties depending on where you’re from) and he’d be wearing a silly, cute, pink apron, sweatpants, no shirt, and just… the scratch marks being so visible on his back from the night before ✨🙏

[dilucsfav]

saw ur masturbation headcanons and was sad as hell that there wasnt itto included :c pls write for itto too!

OH NO OH NO IM SORRY ITTO MY LOVE

ofc i'll do itto!! i havent done general hcs w itto, so that'll be what this kinda is!! except the nsfw will be your request bc we can forget about our grand arataki itto <3

Itto hcs and scenarios!!

warning(s): nsfw!!

favorite places to kiss you are your wrists, ears, thighs, and omg your back idk he would absolutely kiss your shoulders down your spine and AHDJKkjasjfkaw

^^ after youve had a long day or just need to relax in general, he'd totally totally give you a massage and trace his kisses all over your back in doing so

^^^^ ORRR OR when you two are taking a bubble bath together, youre laying in between his legs and leaning against him, his fingers tracing your back and running the bubble suds down your body... god god and he just will occasionally kiss spots on your back and UGDGSHd

he is so perfect. protect baby at all costs <3

HE'D PAINT UR NAILS AND YOU'D PAINT HIS

this ones random but but when he cooks for you he would totally wear the dumbass "kiss the cook" apron EXCEPT it would say "kiss the oni" and he'd make you kiss him LDAMSKDK

when you hang out with him and his arataki gang, yall would just all do dumb shit together and god it would be so so much fun i wanna hang out with the arataki gang too

^^^ FUCKKCSDSJ HE'D BE SO MEAN AND FUNNY AND TOUGH WITH YOU AND HE'D DO WRESTLING MATCHES WITH YOU AND THE GANG WOULD CHEER YOU ON he'd feel so betrayed by his friends cuz they want him to lose sobs

i can imagine him constantly taking you to inazuma in late nights to take you on ramen dates. ahh itto baby❤️❤️

HE SNORES SO DAMN LOUD LMAO he could wake up a whole damn castle with his loud ass snoring

this is so random but he'd totally play dress-up and run around with the kids in inazuma for their and your entertainment (thats canon bc i said so)

with aratki duties comes not-so fun times,,, when he gets hurt, youre usually the one to tend to his wounds

^^ CAN U IMAGINE THIS MEAL OF A MAN GAZING AT YOU LOVINGLY AS YOU STICH UP HIS WOUNDS?? A SIDE SMIRK CUZ HE THINKS YOURE BEAUTIFUL AND APPRECIATES YOUR GENTLENESS WITH HIM, WHILST YOURE CHIDING HIM AND TELLING HIM TO BE MORE CAREFUL

"You're dazzling, (Y/N). Did you know that, lovely?"

this is kinda gross,, but you'd always find nasty shit in his hair (bugs, dirt, etc) 😭

^^ then you proceed to yell at him for being gross and helping clean him up constantly

he adores you so much oh my god

i feel like itto would yell at you a lot, but like playfully yk? he knows when and when not to raise his voice jokingly depending on the situation

he'd constantly bring you brownies ?? LMAO LIKE ODDLY SPECIFIC DESSERT, I COULD JUST SEE HIM BRINGING YOU EITHER BROWNIES (fudge brownies only, they are superior) OR RAW COOKIE DOUGH😭

nsfw:

i always see people saying like "oh kazuha could break the bed" or "oh childe would totally break the bed" and i kindly disagree,,,, CUZ ITTO?? TOTALLY WOULD???

one of the fucking bed legs on the frame would just snap and homeboy would just stop and laugh about it with you (and then do absolutely nothing about it and continue)

as i said in the ceo itto hcs, there's a good balance of rough sex, gentle, etc etc

its never fucking vanilla sex though...

^^kinky, hot, sweaty...... good god im going straight to hell for writing this

he'd throw your legs on his shoulders and would just go absolutely mad on your-

sorry. god hes so hes so so so

SUCH A WHINER WTF

when he masturbates and thinks of you stop stop he’d be so rough on himself and would just wish you were there to help him

HES SO DAMN LOUD- gorou could probably hear him masturbating from a fucking mile away😭 AND HES PROBABLY YELLING UR NAME TOO SO GOROU WOULD JUST FREAK OUT AND GET SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE LMFAO

hes ABSOLUTELY into face sitting. he loves it so much, he could let you sit on his face for hours if you wanted tbh (me next pls)

this is random, but i think in a way he'd kinda be into roleplaying?? but like within that when he's more dominant he'd wanna see you with a blindfold on.

^^ i think he just finds pleasure in your expression, knowing that youre not sure what hes gonna do next? and you'd find thrill in the unknown cuz itto is so random so you wouldnt know what to prepare yourself for? you know what i mean? hes so baby girl

"Oh? You like it when I run my fingers right there, hm? Tell me."

oh my god when you two are in the moment he'd have one hand gripping your hip, and the other would be in your hair jerking it everytime he goes in,,, FJIAHFJKASBFUKASHFIK

sorry.

hes so kinky help- i couldnt say like his FAVORITE thing but i think ONE of his favorite things to do to you would be choking

yall yall hes such a heavy breather and grunter its so hot

i think afterwards hes such a big baby. loves sleeping with his face nuzzled in your chest, ear against your chest to feel your heartbeats bc it relaxes him so much

ITTO<333333

[goldfades]

Imagine putting paige on a kissing ban cuz she keeps kissing off the lipgloss/lipstick you put on.

I see paige as such a whiner

“Baaabe-”

“Paige I JUST reapplied you can wait a bit.”

oml yes, she just can't resist your lips cus the gloss is SOOO good. if you push her away, you bet she's gonna make it her life mission to make you feel bad about it

"oh okay, sooo you hate me?" like NO this gloss is just 45 dollars pls give me a BREAKKK

but then you give her a kiss and she's back to herself cus she's just dramatic as fuck😍😍

[quokkie]

hamzah headcanons pt.2

nsfw // sub + dom hcs cuz he’s def a switch (who bottoms out easy😭😭)

cw: sub + dom dynamics, uhh i think that’s it lemme know if there’s anything else!

sub

- such a whimperer and whiner omfg. he gets all pouty n whines to u all breathless “please…..baby…”

- definitely sends u vids jerking off n u can hear him whimpering ur name in the background

- he doesn’t give me the type of vibes to call u mommy😭 baby, n sweetheart, yes! but definitely not mommy

- in luv w ur tits (duhh) loves sucking and licking ur boobs, making ur nipples all sensitive

- loves when u pull on his curls when he eats u out🥹

- hates to admit it but loves getting edged/teased. taking his dick out of ur mouth when he’s close n js kissing his tip or slowing down when ur jerking him off

- edging him does end up in a bigger load of cum tho…🤭🤭

soft dom

- so gentle with u😋😋 making sure ur all comfy and stuff before he starts fucking u

- calls u baby, doll, nd sweetheart while he literally destroys ur pussy

- thrives off of ur little moans and whimpers🥹 loves when u add a lil “fuck hamzah, feels so good” or “don’t stop don’t stop don’t stop”

- fav thing to do: praise!! loves calling u his good girl n telling u ur doing a good job ☺️ “that’s right, good fuckin girl” “doin such a good job baby”

hard dom

- it is so rare for him to be rough w u but when he is😮‍💨😮‍💨

- degradation + praise mix??? (does that make sense😭) “such a good fuckin slut f’me baby”

- good stamina, can literally go round for round

- definitely loves seeing u all fucked out afterwards, messy hair n makeup🤭 (which would probably get him hard again)

- does not give a fuck ab pulling out😭 sorry! but i fear he wants to claim u as his🤷🏻‍♀️

- manhandles u. those muscles are being put to use! flips u on ur back nd pins u down if he wants to fuck u in missionary, flips u back to fuck u from behind while he holds ur wrists behind ur back. def throws u around in whatever position he wants u in