#Dani: Does this make him my brother or an uncle or what?

[xysidhequeen]

The King and his Red Knight

DPxDC crossover fic

Part 1

Really sorry to everyone who suffered through the fact that I didn't know about the existence of readmore. I can't fix the thread now but the individual posts are better? Sorry I have like a very rough idea of how this site works 😭

Check the: The King and his Red Knight tag to find all the parts

"Go here, Danny. Go then, Danny. Go to a random cemetery in the middle of the night for no reason, Danny." A voice grumbled, accompanied by the sound of sneakers rhythmically tapping stone.

Danny Fenton, currently Phantom, sat on a gravestone, his white hair a beacon in the dark night. There were no stars in the sky for him to gaze upon, their light hidden behind swaths of smog and neon lights playing off the gray clouds.

Clockwork had dumped him here, with no explanation for why. Not that he ever really explained much when he sent Danny off on his tasks. He supposed he should be grateful, at least he was in the same when rather than being transported a thousand years into the past.

"Wait here King Phantom. You will understand in time." Danny mimicked his mentor's voice as he let himself float off the grave he'd been dumped on after Clockwork shoved him out of a portal. His body floated higher until he could flip around, his legs crossing. He sat upside down, his chin in his palm as he glared petulantly at the assembled gravestones surrounding him, his toxic green eyes glowing.

"So far all I've seen is a concerning amount of ecotplasm for a city without a ghost portal and some blob ghosts! How long am I supposed to wait here?" Danny asked the air, and the aforementioned blob ghosts who were hanging off his body, soaking in the ambient ecotoplasm he radiated at all times now.

Neither provided him with an answer to his question and Danny let out a frustrated groan as he lowered his still flipped body to look once more on the gravestone he'd been tasked with waiting on.

Jason Todd, the name read. The dates, too close together, made something in Danny squeeze painfully. He'd been young, barely older than Danny when he stepped into the portal. Only for this teenager there had been no ectoplasm to bind to his dying body and repair the damage of death and force him back into a semblance of life.

"Who were you and why did Clockwork send me to you?" Danny asked the gravestone, one clawed finger tracing the words before he pulled back with a sigh when the gravestone gave him no explanation. The dead didn't always speak, not even to their king.

Turning his body Danny looked over the rest of the cemetery. It was empty, as most usually were this time of night, of the living. There were a few shades wandering around, circling closer to him, drawn by his presence. No full ghosts though, but oddly enough there rarely were in cemeteries. This was where the dead came to rest. To remember, if they wanted to. Cemeteries were sacred spaces to the dead, much as a temple or a church would be for the living who were religious. Ghosts who still clung to life, to their obsessions, did not frequent cemeteries, did not dare trespass and disturb those who had already found their peace.

Danny himself was an oddity. He had never shied from cemeteries, enjoying the peace he found in them, the guarantee of safety offered. And perhaps, he mourned that he himself would never have a gravestone for the living to place their flowers and their tears at. Who would make a grave for someone who was both alive and dead? There would never be a body to bury for him. His human half would continue to live on so long as his ghost core remained and could fuel it.

Maybe that was why he found peace in cemeteries, for all his whining that Clockwork had dumped him here. Cemeteries were for the living and the dead, one of the only places both existed in harmony naturally. For someone who was as much dead as he was alive such a place held a certain degree of belonging for him.

Danny straightened out in the air, letting his body lie above the grave as he folded his arms behind his head and looked up at the covered sky. He complained and whined about this task, but he was secretly glad that Clockwork had given him something to do. Even if it was just 'hang out in a random cemetary'.

Ever since he'd graduated high-school, revealed himself to his parents and discovered how deep prejudice and hate could run, and he'd run away to the Infinite Realms for sanctuary while his friends moved forward with their lives, he'd felt unmoored. A ghost with no haunt. Bored was too light a word for the gaping emptiness he felt in his chest, for the loneliness clawing at him. Clockwork, Wulf, Pandora they could help chip at the ache inside of him but not banish it. Not now that his family, his friends, were spread so far apart and so distant from him.

Not that he resented their choices, their distance, in fact he'd fought for them to do just that, to get out of Amity Park, to go to college, to become more than overworked teen superheroes. Still he missed them, even if he could visit them whenever he wanted. It was becoming clear as time moved forward that the world they belonged to and the one he did were two different things.

Danny Fenton couldn't go to college when his parents had declared him dead. Danny Fenton didn't exist as far as the government was concerned. Danny Phantom couldn't return to Amity when those same parents were waiting to capture him and tear him apart 'molecule by molecule'. Danny Phantom couldn't go back when the GIW were crawling over the town like ants.

So neither Danny Fenton or Danny Phantom returned to Amity after that day. And he made sure they couldnt follow him when he ensured the portal that took his life to function never opened again. He didn't need the portal any longer to get in and out of the Infinite Realms, and it was safer for the ghosts, his subjects, if the temptation of the Fenton portal was gone.

The world of the living was not yet ready to accept that the dead didn't always stay dead. And Danny would keep his people safe until they were.

Danny jolted from his lazing state of reverie when a pulse of emotion rocked through him, the strength of it stealing his breath if he had any to take.

Fear/Trapped/Dark/Fear/Help/HELP pounded into him and Danny frantically flipped around, head swiveling, poisonous green eyes wide as he triedf to locate the source. The emotions, the plea for help, burned his core, his Obsession screamed at him.

Help/SomeonePlease/Dark/Trapped/CANTBREATHE/HELP another wave of messages, of emotions pushed themselves at Danny and this time underneath the onslaught he could hear a rhythmic thudding. Danny looked down, horror filling him when he realized the thudding was coming from under the ground. From the grave he'd been hovering over for an hour now.

Danny flew down, sending back a wave of I'mHere/HelpIsComing/I'mComing to the boy trapped in his own coffin, feeling the intense wave of relief and hope sent back before he dived into the earth as if it wasn't there. Danny paused for a moment when he passed the thick wooden coffin, seeing a boy in the dark with wide, panicked blue eyes and fingers tipped with shredded nails and fresh blood.

"Hey, I'm going to get you out of here, okay?" Danny told the boy, keeping his voice gentle, soft. The boy jolted, fixating on the only source of light, Danny's growing green eyes. Danny hoped his smile came off as calming instead of 'freaky AF' as Tucker liked to call it. He grabbed the boy, Jason, as carefully as he could and then let his intangibility wash over the terrified teen as he lifted them both out of the coffin.

When they emerged from the coffin and the ground Danny set the teen down, leaning him against the gravestone, his own gravestone, and pulled back a bit. The boy was gasping in air as if the fetid, polluted air was the sweetest thing he'd ever tasted.

Danny tilted his head as he watched the boy ground himself. Now that the emotions were leveling out and his Obsession was purring in contentment rather than growling in a frenzy, Danny could feel something off about the boy.

Disregarding the fact that he'd just come back from the dead, of course. But that wasn't the oddest thing Danny had seen in his afterlife. No the boy felt... not like a normal, living human. Not even like an Amity Park resident, who all felt more than slightly liminal. No this boy, this Jason Todd, felt closer to liminal than even Jazz, Tucker or Sam, who were three of the most liminal humans Danny had ever been around.

Jason felt almost...like a ghost. But not. Danny could feel the tickle in his throat that proceeded his ghost sense but the tell-tale mist never emerged. It was as if Jason was...like him. But Danny couldn't sense a core either. Even halfas had cores.

"Who are you?" Jason spoke, breaking Danny from his thoughts and examination. Jason was looking at him with a mix of gratitude and suspicion. Which, fair. Danny had just pulled him from his own coffin and there were so many questions that could stem from all of this, disregarding all the weirdness that was just Danny himself.

"I'm Danny, Danny Phantom. Or just Phantom. I go by either. And you're Jason, right?" Danny asked, smiling at the teen and oops, yeah that was definitely his scary smile based on the slight flinch there. It wasn't his fault his teeth were too sharp now and his lips split a bit too wide.

"How did you know that?" Jason asked, blue eyes narrowing. Danny nodded at the gravestone the boy was leaning against with a raised brow. Jason turned and almost toppled over from the movement. Danny frowned as the boy caught himself on his gravestone. His skin was still pale, too pale, and as Danny watched Jason swayed again.

"Shit. You're fading. You didn't form a core and your body isn't stabilizing." Danny cursed, moving towards the boy who scrambled back, only to be stopped by his grave.

"What the hell are you doing?" Jason asked, hands fisting as he tried to rise only to fall back to the ground when his legs refused to hold his weight.

"Saving your life. The dead aren't supposed to come back. There's always a price to pay, a balance that is struck. Currently, as you are, if I don't get enough ectoplasm in you to form your core, you'll fade and turn into a brain-dead husk." Danny told Jason, tone stern and no nonsense as he grabbed him. Jason made an effort to break free, but it was weak, and even at full strength, he wouldn’t have been able to break Danny's hold. Few in this realm could.

If they had the time, Danny would've approached this situation in a far different manner, but this close he could hear Jason's heartbeat, a weak flutter in his chest, skipping beats as it tried to fuel a body that was past saving. Jason didn't have the time for Danny to approach this gently and kindly, to coax trust out of the teen like he would a feral cat.

Jason had minutes left before his ectoplasm starved body consumed itself trying to make a core and failed because while wherever they were had more ambient ectoplasm than most places, it was far from enough to sustain the birth of a halfa. Maybe if Jason had stayed dead for another year, he'd have naturally formed a core and risen as a proper ghost. But that wasn't what happened, somehow he'd gathered enough to fix his body of whatever wounds or illness had put him in that coffin to begin with and come back to 'life' but without a core to sustain his body he'd be dead, again, in minutes. And Danny was not about to watch while a teenager, another teenager, died.

"How do I know I can trust you?" Jason hissed as Danny pushed his arms down and laid his clawed hands on Jason's chest.

"You don't. But you don't have another choice." Danny said with a shrug. "Now are you going to let me save your life or not?" Danny asked, not moving his hands. He'd save Jason either way but this would be easier if Jason worked with him.

"Fine." Jason spat and Danny smirked as his hands began to glow a toxic green that matched his eyes.

Ectoplasm pooled out of his hands and rushed into Jason, filling him until the boy glowed bright enough to rival the neon lights of the city around them. The green light flared around him like an aura, slowly shrinking but getting impossibly brighter as the glow centralized around his chest until a small glowing ball of green, like a trapped star, blazed from his chest.

Jason gasped, back arching as Danny pulled his hands away and the light vanished under Jason's skin. For a moment Jason's blue eyes burned green and his hair flashed snow white before returning to black, with one single lock of unearthly white left above his forehead. Jason collapsed back against his grave, chest heaving. Danny watched, eyes full of a sad understanding.

"What the fuck was that?" Jason panted out.

"Welcome to the world of the half alive, half dead." Danny said with a smile. "Want to get a burger and talk about it?" He asked, standing up and dusting off his hands.

"Make it a chili dog and you've got a deal."

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Fixed some typos added some lines

Maybe I'll continue this AU. Maybe not. This scene was in my head for days and I wanted to share

[royslannisters]

TWISTED FAIRYTALE : chapter two

warnings : mention sex scene

words : 1050

ALYS ENTERED , robert was sat with ned beside him "you requested my presence?"alys said then robert looked at her he couldn't lie alys was intimating sometimes scared even the king got scared once "we were discussing a marriage proposal"robert said pointing back to him and robert as alys put both of her hands on her chest "you and benjen stark"robert said which made alys clench her hands yet remained calm "please do not be offended as w-"ned was saying but alys raised her hand cutting him off then she looked back at robert"i am but please do tell me how is it a great idea that i should marry a man already going to the wall"alys said waiting for an answer "your father also agreed"ned added which caused alys to chuckle "my father? same man who wanted to get rid of me"alys said then added ""king robert, i am not going to marry some northers so how about we forget this conversation ever happened as i am a woman who will decide whom she marries"alys said then simply walked out passed the smirking jaime. "the only reason i haven't killed her is because of her father and that stupid forgotten targaryen"robert said in annoyance

rhaenys and alys were already sitting having breakfast "little brother"jaime said to tyrion who sat between tommen and jaime "beloved siblings"tyrion said then head pointed at alys rhaenys "crazy bestfriends"he added which made rhaenys chuckle but not notice cersei's angry gaze "is bran going to die?"myrcella asked her uncle while alys immediately glared at jaime who was already looking at her "apparently not"rhaenys says and tyrion nodded "what do you mean"cersei asked looked rhaenys "they say he might live"rhaenys said eating "it's no mercy letting a child linger in such pain"cersei said "only the gods know for certain. all the rest of us can do is pray"tyrion said then added to his sister "the charms of the north seem entirely lost on you"tyrion said as he ate "still can't believe you're going to the wall"cersei said then tilted her head "it's ridiculous even for you"she said "where's your sense of wonder?the greatest structure ever built the intrepid men of the night's watch"tyrion said then turned to tommen and myrcella "the wintry abode of the white walkers"he said in a playful tone which made the kids laugh "tell me you're not thinking of taking the black"jaime said then tyrion turned to look at him "and go celibate? the whores would go begging from dorne to castely rock"tyrion said causing rhaenys to chuckle while alys to choke on her food laughing which made cersei glare for a second at rhaenys "no i just want to stand on top of the wall and piss off the edge of the world"tyrion said "be care it doesn't get frozen cut off"rhaenys said as she drank which made tyrion alys the kids laugh "the children don't need to hear your filth"cersei said to tyrion then she turned to her children "come"she said getting up with myrcella and tommen while the rest stayed "even if the boy lives he'll be a cripple. a grotesque give me a good clean death any day"jaime said "speaking for the grotesques i'd have to disagree death is so final whereas life it's full of possibilities"tyrion said "i hope the boy does wake i'd be very intrested to hear what he has to say"rhaenys said and tyrion nodded in agreement "there are times you both make my wonder whose side youre on"jaime said then rhaenys stood up "any who isn't yours"she said leaving then jaime looked at alys who shook her head.

in the carriage alys noticed  rhaenys shakey hands "what is it"alys softly asked "dany i wonder how her and viserys are"rhaenys said wiping her tears she knew her younger siblings were across the world then alys sat beside rhaenys hugging her bestfriend "he's taking care of her you will meet them"alys said

alys entered jaime's tent she was disgusted at the sight of him and another whore who immediately dressed and leaving while jaime sat up his sheet covered his bottom "bran is awake"alys spoke showing jaime the letter "has he told them yet"jaime asked but alys shook her head "he said he doesn't remember a word"alys spoke as jaime was getting dressed "then what are you raving about"he said as he poured wine "you do realize im a third party in this"alys spoke her hands on her waist "so?"he raised his eyebrow "i cant even tell rhaenys about it"she groaned "so thanks to you now i know you pushed a fucking ten years old for seeing him fuck your sister"alys said "be quiet don't shout it"jaime hissed then alys was going to repeat her words loudly but he covered her mouth immediately

a while after they arrived in kingslanding

"how could you be so stupid?"cersei said angrily as jaime entered her chambers "calm down"he said "he's a child JUST TEN"she said her tone still the same anger with a hint of scare "what were you thinking?"she added "i was thinking of us plus you are a bit to start complaining about it" jaime said "were you thinking of us when you told that wench alys?"cersei said her hatred for alys always grew "don't call her that"jaime replied "he has told them nothing but what if it comes back to him?"cersei said "he tells his father what he saw"cersei said then jaime added "we'll say he was lying or dreaming we can say whatever we like"he said walking close to cersei "i think we can outfox a ten year old"he said "and my husband?"she said jaime tilted his head "i'll go to war with him if i have to and they can write a balet about us the war for cersei's cunt"he said amused which caused cersei to immediately slap him he chuckled as she tried to hit him again but he grabbed her wrist spinning her now her back pinned to his chest his breath on her neck "let me go"cersei fought his grip which grew tighter "never ,  the boy wont talk if he does i will kill him i'll kill the whole bloody load of them until you and i are the only people left in this world"jaime whispered to her ear

[painted-fanbird]

Yesterday @lilianade-comics posted a compilation of Good Dad Vlad and Dani art, so now I’m here to inflict my own Good Dad Vlad and Dani (+ others) thoughts on y’all >:3

- Daddy’s Little Girl, obviously lol. Dani is acutely aware of this and will use it to her advantage to occasionally get what she wants from him. Like ice cream for dinner, or a later curfew, or idk a giant stuffed animal. Fun stuff lol

- Girly Jock!Dani. Vlad is both insanely supportive and incredibly cringe about anything Dani likes to do lol. Which turns out to be sports, mostly cheerleading and horseback riding imo. The cheerleading is the worst, because Vlad is also a football guy XD

- Also somewhat into makeup and fashion, and Vlad will be buying her whatever she asks for

- Vlad also did buy her a horse. Works out though because she actually likes riding lol.

- Everyone thinks Dani got her slightly Feral personality from her dad. She didn’t, she’s just Like That, but she did get Vlad’s ability to scheme. Which is a dangerous combination if you ask me XD

- When Vlad becomes mayor, Dani ends up hanging out with the A-listers, because they run into the same social circle.

- She basically gets adopted as a little sister by Dash, (who’s a stealth favorite of mine since reading Upright and Reversed Deaths by @ectopal , his home life in that fic is canon in my heart <3) who’s not examining why he loves her so much, but he does. He stops wailing on Danny too, it makes Dani sad :(

- Hangs out with Paulina and her friends too, they like to do girly stuff together and Dani also infuses them with Good Character Development lol.

- Rip this girl’s daring life when she gets older though XD

- Uncle Skulker!! Vlad hired Skulker to watch her once when he went on a trip he couldn’t take her on, figuring he could pay Skulker enough, and that Skulker had enough self-preservation instincts, to keep her safe.

- Turns out they get along like, really well. He teaches her to hunt, she takes him out for ice cream, they gossip, they’ve got a fun thing going for them.

- Skulker does also take Dani on hunts with him, and what happens on the hunt stays on the hunt. Dani gets hurt? No she didn’t. That scrape is from cheer practice. Or a knife incident. Don’t worry about it, Dad, I’m okay.

- This does lead to a fun thought there where Dani gets so hurt on a hunt she can’t hide it from Vlad. Either because she shows up back home covered in blood/ectoplasm, or she just doesn’t recover fast enough to hide it >:3

- She’s also friends with Johnny and Kitty. Vlad likes them… less, but Dani adores her bad influence big brother and his GF so they can stay. For now.

- Speaking of big brothers, Danny still loves Dani in this AU. It’s the one thing him and Vlad can agree on. Dani must be protected at all costs <3

- He even donates mid-morph DNA at some point to help stabilize her once Vlad proves he won’t discard her on a whim.

- Danny is having a crisis over the fact thought Dani is friends with some of his enemies though. Especially Skulker. “What do you MEAN Uncle Skulker??” He asks. Skulker, for his part, is less than enthused that Danny knows that him and Dani hang out lol.

- Circling back to “must be protected at all costs” this does open up a very fun thought where Dani, fed up with getting left out of all the ghost fighting fun, goes out and picks a fight with a ghost without her dad or Danny knowing. She just,, maybe bit off more than she could chew and gets wrecked in the process. She gives Vlad quite the scare, nearly dying, and there’s some fun character development for Vlad in there too. Something to the tune of realizing that stifling Dani is only going to hurt her more. Because we like Vlad getting character development in this house <3

[esther-dot]

While Dany was cold to Viserys death, I don't think she completely detached from him. She named her dragon after him thinking he would do what her brother couldn't. She still hear his voices because his influence didn't vanish. Infact she is becoming more like him. Its because he was her family who raised her for 13 yrs. It would be difficult for her to let go of him.

This is one of those things, like a lot of things regarding Dany's story actually, that is incredibly uncomfortable to write about.

I don't like that this moment, that Dany watching someone who abused her die and feeling nothing is a warning for what is to come, but I do think that's how Martin intended it, I think D&D correctly picked up on it, and I think fans who think it's icky to use it that way are right. “Curiously calm” shows up a few times and seems to be indicating the same thing each time.

The sound Viserys Targaryen made when that hideous iron helmet covered his face was like nothing human. His feet hammered a frantic beat against the dirt floor, slowed, stopped. Thick globs of molten gold dripped down onto his chest, setting the scarlet silk to smoldering … yet no drop of blood was spilled.         

He was no dragon, Dany thought, curiously calm. Fire cannot kill a dragon. (AGOT, Daenerys V)

and

Ser Garlan shoved Tyrion aside and began to pound Joffrey on the back. Ser Osmund Kettleblack ripped open the king's collar. A fearful high thin sound emerged from the boy's throat, the sound of a man trying to suck a river through a reed; then it stopped, and that was more terrible still. "Turn him over!" Mace Tyrell bellowed at everyone and no one. "Turn him over, shake him by his heels!" A different voice was calling, "Water, give him some water!" The High Septon began to pray loudly. Grand Maester Pycelle shouted for someone to help him back to his chambers, to fetch his potions. Joffrey began to claw at his throat, his nails tearing bloody gouges in the flesh. Beneath the skin, the muscles stood out hard as stone. Prince Tommen was screaming and crying.         

He is going to die, Tyrion realized. He felt curiously calm, though pandemonium raged all about him. They were pounding Joff on the back again, but his face was only growing darker. Dogs were barking, children were wailing, men were shouting useless advice at each other. Half the wedding guests were on their feet, some shoving at each other for a better view, others rushing for the doors in their haste to get away.

Ser Meryn pried the king's mouth open to jam a spoon down his throat. As he did, the boy's eyes met Tyrion's. He has Jaime's eyes. Only he had never seen Jaime look so scared. The boy's only thirteen. Joffrey was making a dry clacking noise, trying to speak. His eyes bulged white with terror, and he lifted a hand . . . reaching for his uncle, or pointing . . . Is he begging my forgiveness, or does he think I can save him? "Noooo," Cersei wailed, "Father help him, someone help him, my son, my son . . ." (ASOS, Tyrion VIII)

and

Nage led them up a low hill, the seven-tailed peace banner lifting and turning in the wind, the polished seven-pointed star shining bright upon its staff. He would see Cersei soon, and Tyrion, and their father. Could my brother truly have killed the boy? Jaime found that hard to believe.         

He was curiously calm. Men were supposed to go mad with grief when their children died, he knew. They were supposed to tear their hair out by the roots, to curse the gods and swear red vengeance. So why was it that he felt so little? The boy lived and died believing Robert Baratheon his sire.                 

Jaime had seen him born, that was true, though more for Cersei than the child. But he had never held him. "How would it look?" his sister warned him when the women finally left them. "Bad enough Joff looks like you without you mooning over him." Jaime yielded with hardly a fight. The boy had been a squalling pink thing who demanded too much of Cersei's time, Cersei's love, and Cersei's breasts. Robert was welcome to him. (ASOS, Jaime VII)

Actually, now that I think of it, I suppose this is a connection she shares with Tyrion—being abused and horribly treated by family and turning into them all the same. I think it’s in ADWD, but at some point she even uses the “wake the dragon” phrase which is such a pointed way of indicating that she hasn’t only adopted his goal as her own. ☹️ So yes, I think you are right that even though Viserys died, Dany had been influenced by him, and accepts the Targ way. There wont be any undoing it.

[damelucyjo]

Possibly my favourite episode of the season. But could that be because it feels like they just remembered this show is really about Rebecca Welton and is just named after her boyfriend?? Not at all!!

Let’s go!!

Episode 10 - International Break

Woah! What a way for reveal Nate left West Ham! 🫢

Shut up, George!! You’re just bitter you were shut at your job and it’s showing now

Ted! We want to spend every weekend with you! Please never leave

Is this really how they find out who got chosen?? Seems like something they’d personally get told first. I think the boys knew, but the coaches didn’t!! Hmm

‘Wait, hold on. Bumbercatch, you’re Swiss?’ ‘Yeah. Look at me’ this boy really is a man of mystery!! 😂

Poor Sam 🙁

But God love Jamie though! He’s come so far!! 🥰🥰

‘I am not your bro. We are now enemies, and soon, you will be my bitch’ woah, Mexico Dani is a whole other breed of dog, huh!! I’ll stick with Richmond puppy Dani, thanks 😂

YYEEEAAAHHHH!!

We love a convo that sounds like it’s about periods but is actually about wine 🫡

MADELINE KAHN REFERENCE!!! 😍😍 this alone could make this episode my favourite!!

Totally tracks though that Ted doesn’t like gossip

As much as I always want scenes of Ted & Rebecca alone, that reveal to Trent was brilliant. And of course he’s good at girl talk 😂

Please, they way Rebecca reacts to Ted is such married behaviour. AND TRENT IS SEEING IT ALL FIRST HAND!! I’m so excited

Oh, Ted. You’re cute. You knew exactly what they meant. You just wanted to make your wife smile. It’s okay, we get it 🥰

AND AGAIN WITH THE DEVIL BIT. Boy…

I’ll continue to say it; Nate & Jade are cute!

Fully expected her to flip them all off, not gonna lie

Omg I totally saw this coming, and yet it’s still heartbreaking 🥺

Keeley’s not stupid. She knows it’s not the board, Barbra

JUNO TEMPLE!!! 😢😢😢 (first time I got teary this episode)

Scary Mexico Dani 🤘🏼 You just know Cristo had a blast with this episode!! (Peep the guy in the back with the huge smile😂)

Slutty Ted in red with his arms out 🥵

‘It’s hard to see the ball when your eyes are full if tears’ fucking savage 😂

The Wunder Turd. Nice

Fuck Jane though

I think Trent’s next book should just be about Beard. That is an interesting man, for sure! Like, why do you need so many axes, my guy?!

Well that was awkward… but also a little sweet 🫣

‘The creepy old man that lives in the sewers’ Renee, you’ll always be famous to us

Okay, I could go on and on about this, but I think this is a great, subtle way to begin showing Rupert falling apart.

‘When they used to play by candlelight’ YES, REBECCA! FUCK THAT OLD MAN UP!! 😂

‘Some people just are t ready when they get their shot’ That is not at all what happened, Rupert

Oop she knows that’s bullshit, too

HAPPY UNCLE DAY, ROY!! 🎉🎉

Okay, I love Roy’s sister. And also the subtle call back to her actually being the doctor that treated Sharon last season 👍🏼 Nice

Of course that’s the order of Phoebe’s favourite holidays. Uncle Roy is number 1! (&2😉)

Uh oh, secrets out boys! 😂😂

How fucking cute though that Jamie gets a call (probably from Phoebe herself) inviting him to this party and he actually turns up with a really thoughtful gift 🥹 THE GROWTH IN THIS BOY IS GORGEOUS!!

Omg Eloide’s face journey in this scene is perfection. Phoebe has been grossly underused this show!

Also the cutest fucking present. She’s knows your inside is so bright and colourful, Roy! You shouldn’t hide it!

‘Your sister is fit’ ‘I will cut your eyes out’ 😂 okay, but like… I would 100% be behind these two being brother-in-laws, just saying 😂

SAM RICHARDSON!!! 😍 always a blast when he shows up!

And you just know from Toheeb himself that these scenes are a struggle to get through once Sam gets on a roll

But poor Sam, though. Edwin is such a dick

Poor Nate, too. He’s so lost right now 🥺

Yeah, Lloyd, shut up (which is what she meant to say)

Seeing her signs blocked off 🥺🥺 heartbreaking

Since when does her lady ship enter a room like that?? 😂 but I’m glad it means we get to see more physical comedy from Jeremy 👍🏼 Always a bonus!

So her order is Keeley, Ted, Sassy, Leslie and never her mother 😂 I love that actually

‘I hate to break it to you, Rebecca, but those children are dead’ made me laugh just as much as it did the first time! 😂

We love a protective Papa Higgins in this house 🥰 but boy seems traumatised by that story 😂

Oh don’t suck your tie, Leslie 🤦🏻‍♀️

So that photo has shown up on both Keeley & Ted’s phone, but whose did she take it on?? 🤔

That is a bullshit text, Jack. Absolutely no excuse. I knew I was right to not trust you from the start! 😡

‘Everything? Fuck no’ another great call back

Also hell yeah to a Keeley & Mae scene!! (Do have some thoughts about what I’ve seen some people say about this scene, though…)

Whether she’s drunk or making a joke, Keeley actually going with Mae’s full name being Maybe is genius!😂

I really need a Mae in my life. I feel like I could actually get my life in order after a conversation with this woman

Everyone not knowing what to do or how to react to him wearing this t-shirt is brilliant

(Also Red Right Hand playing over this is maybe the last little push I need to finally start Peaky Blinders once this show is done)

Beard trying to get Ted’s attention- amazing. But what was he doing on his phone that he was so focused on??

‘Okay, now I’m worried. Are you alive? Text ‘no’ if dead’ living for silly, real Rebecca! 🥰

The boys all getting together to watch all the games is beautiful 🥹 they’re all so supportive!!

Also genius work casting Colin & Ryan as the commentators for this match 👌🏼

Savage Dani!!

What are you decorating, Rebecca, that you have a ‘decorating made easy’ pdf on your laptop?? 🤔

📢 THE ARMY MAN IS BACK!! 📢

Yo, Rupert is really struggling atm, huh!

Yes I gasped when he threw it on the floor, but had no doubt he’d bake back for it!

Rebecca is a gif sender. Of course she is

Rebecca has anxiety confirmed?? 🤔

Okay this scene with little Rebecca is absolutely gorgeous!! And did make me tear up a little, not gonna lie.

(As I’ve also said, I choose to believe Paul taught her to do that when she was little)

That is going to become his new favourite t-shirt, I can see it already. Something will eventually happen to it and he’s going to be devastated!!

Again, who the fuck is Leann?! Your name is Ruth, woman! 😂 it’s times like this that fanfic really screws with you 😂

‘I teach kids. I don’t mind cleaning up a mess’ tell him like it is, RuthLeann 😂

Aannndd it’s all falling into place finally. Took your time, Roy!!

‘I like clothes that tell the truth’ BARBARA!! You juicy minx 😂 I love you, please never leave!!

I’ve absolutely loved watching these two together 🥹

She’s so awkward, maybe a little bit autistic 🤷🏻‍♀️ makes sense!

Rupert’s being nice. Makes me feel weird…

‘How could I resist the chance of having a bunch of old men speak directly to my chest?’ Don’t try so hard, man. She’s not that funny!!

His assistant is called Bread. A play on Beard perhaps?? 🤔

Okay, what has he said about Rebecca to get a reaction from her like that??

Also this is deliciously awkward. I hope it comes out that Nathan told everyone he was sleeping with his assistant, as well as others, and that’s why he left. And that Bex left him too. You must suffer

Your ex-wife is also not stupid. She knows exactly what happened with your old assistant.

He introduced her as an owner, not his ex. HE’S TRYING SO HARD!!

I’ve had this exact exchange with many an older gentleman in my time. This is too real 🤢

This man and his obsession with Chicago-style hot dogs knows no bounds! 😂

Okay, these baby pictures are cute

Sam pulling the most out of a tiny little thing is wonderful 😂 wonder how long that actually went on for??

‘An untried dream’. Eww.

So Keeley does know how to text back! 🫢

I love how they bring things in from the actors themselves, assuming this really is Nick playing

‘Is this a fucking joke?’ FUCK THEM UP, GIRLIE!!

And Sam’s face 😂

They really just said let’s surround Hannah with kids this episode, huh 😂

Love her talking to a bunch of old men like they’re children, too

Jamie wearing 24 for Sam 🥹🥹🥹 yes, I have to pause until the tears go away

Roy, your handwriting is atrocious

How dare this show make me have a feeling towards Rupert 😡

I agree with you, Edwin, what a lovely speech indeed. Rebecca, you have come so far from the bitter ex-wife who just wanted to destroy something your ex-husband loved. You truly care and love the sport and your boys now and it’s delicious to witness 🥰🥰🥰

Omg that reveal with amazing!! (Although I will say, on my first watch I though initially the food on Tony’s head was because he’d been punched 🫣😂)

Those giggles were purely Hannah & Tony

Nick is absolutely killing in this season. This scene is a great showcase of exactly how these types of families are. It’s beautiful to witness

Also shoutout to the actor playing his dad. He’s done an amazing job too!!

I’m feeling so many emotions watching this scene. Tony is showcasing beautifully exactly how charming Rupert can be. Reminiscing about old times, getting food out of her hair. Doing his ‘Rupert act’ that likely always works for him. But not with her. Not anymore. She’s the strong one now and he’s lost 🥹 Good for you, Rebecca!

She has to look now, Roy, because nobody can read your handwriting 😂

Brett & Juno kill me. His letter is just beautiful and made me tear up every time I’ve listened to it 🥹 AND HE TOLD HER HE STILL LOVES HER!! 🥰

‘Sincerely yours, Roy Kent. XOXO’ 😂😂 never change, please

They really are beautiful and I can’t wait to see them coming back together!

Keeley opening that door and screaming at Rebecca was *chefs kiss* 😂 Juno Temple, comedy queen!

And I want what they have!! I love how she can share her good news, ask for a hug, then tell her she’s cross with her friend. And her friend completely understands. It’s wonderful

Again, being accountable for you actions. Rebecca doesn’t even have to say anything to her

I’ve seen people against Rebecca funding KJPR, but I think it makes perfect sense. Rebecca has the money and she wants to do something within her means to help her friend reach her full potential. Why wouldn’t she help?!

Keely’s disgust is all of us 😂

Baby girl is finally at the top of her mountain! Now just needs her lightening 😉

I love that the salute has become Rebecca & Roy’s thing 🥰

Wilk is shocked! Bit what a beautiful gesture!

Barbara left Jack and wants to stay with Keeley, as she should! I’ve said from the beginning she knew what Jack was like, but I think the difference is she actually likes Keeley…

I THINK THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP 🩷🎉🥰

Puppy Dani is back!!

Roy wears a colour other than black (or charcoal heather grey) and Beard learns he can share bits of himself with people. Yes, we’re coming to an end, guys…

She didn’t get rid of the painting!!

Also doesn’t need saying, but how fucking gorgeous is Hannah in this scene! That dress & colour on her are delightful. She’s so fucking soft now!!

She didn’t open the biscuits right away! 👀 and she shuffled closer to Ted 👀 is this it, girls? Is it happening?? I’m not ready! What do I do?!! 🫠

The little smile after she says so no longer cares about beating Rupert 🫣 He’s so proud of her!!

The heart eyes 😍 Ted, she is still your boss! She’s not your wife yet!!

OMFG!! 😂😂 how many times do you think she had to do that before she could do it without laughing?? 😂

‘As long as none of that tree piss gets in my mouth, I’m actually okay with it’ Okay, Ted. We get it!!

Well that episode was absolutely beautiful! On so many fronts!!

I do have more thoughts about a few points which I may elaborate on at some point, but I do feel like it’s showing we’re on the home stretch now 😢

Looks like we’re getting Mumma Lasso next episode, too!! 🫣 Kinda vibrating with excitement, but at the same time telling myself not to expect too much! But she’s in Richmond so it’s only right to assume there’d be a scene between her & Rebecca, right??

Only 2 more left babes!! 🫡

[craftartz67]

Martinez Headcannons:

•full name is Daniel Angelo Martinez(also goes by Dani)

• He has about 8 sisters,1 older brother and is the youngest. He was practically babied his whole life,also has about four niece’s that he absolutely adores

•Dani is really good with kids and people in general,and I mean good.He adores babysitting his nieces and loves to teach them about what he does at work and sometimes brings them to the precinct.He has a soft spoken voice when talking to kids or people.

•He loves animals,especially dogs. He has a Labrador retriever named Ace(decided that he would be the one who adopted him).Daniel loves to pet any animal that he can(makes sure to ask the owner first)and makes sure to bring treats with him just in case. all the police canines adore him.He does not like any animal abuser and had once punch some in the face for it.

•I see him as a trans man in my au(female to male).He is also pan/poly and has donated money to the LGBTQIA community. Bruce has also donated large amounts of money. Three of his older sisters,including his mom and uncle are also apart of the community. He came out as trans to his family at the age of 6.

•Dani loves to cook,especially blueberry sweets,since those are Bruce’s favorite. He likes to experiment with different dishes and enjoys making some of the foods his grandma used to cook for him.Bruce also loves to taste test his food. Bruce loves the blueberry cookies the most.

• The police station adore him,he is literally a ray of sunshine. He even brings in some sweets he’d bake for his fellow officers.He is everyone’s favorite,despite him not knowing that. They tease him from time to time,if anyone ever hurt him, the whole entire station will definitely be throwing hands(especially Bruce)

•He has met Selena. She goes to the same cafe as him ☕️ and helps out at the same shelter he works at(they actually get along pretty well even though they think differently at we’re the funding should go to,cats or dogs)other than that they actually enjoy each others company

•Alfred and Dory absolutely adore him,especially since he is such a good influence on Bruce.When he figured out that Bruce is Batman,Alfred is not all that surprised(he was going to find out eventually,he might not look it but he’s pretty good at deduction skills)it was a small thing but the chin does not lie.Alfred is also glad that he isn’t the only one to take care of Bruce and smiles softly when seeing Dani bandaging Bruce’s wounds

•Daniels father was not a good person,even hurt his mother once.When his father found out that he was trans,it got worse(good thing he out of the picture).His Uncle acted more of a father figure to him than his father could ever be

•He and his sisters are all half Latino,half Italian,and has a little bit of british but not that much

• Since he is such a trusting guy, Daniel is the one guy in the precinct that all the female officer can rely on and trust they even include him in girls nights. Trust me when I say he would throw hands if anyone tried to mistreat them or being bias(sometimes he doesn’t even need to punch the person,he knows his fellow officers could kick there ass)

•When he gets anxious especially if it’s a cause of his diphoria of his body, he will clench his hands to together in a tight fist(Bruce and his sibling are the ones that help comfort him and helps remind him that he is great just the way he is)

•When Daniel’s sister and brother found out that Bruce Wayne is dating him, they all get super protective(his brother and mom especially). Trust me when I say Dani’s mother can get super scary especially when it comes to her babies

•He actually enjoys drawing from time to time(is good at is,he likes to draw Bruce when he’s not looking)and likes to read books,mostly books that are historical ,horror,scientific and even reads romance

•Daniel knows that Bruce can take care of himself,even though he’s Batman but he makes sure that Bruce gets plenty of rest, makes sure his make up is cleaned up and eats. they than like to cuddle and watch movies together

•There have been times where he has been seen trying to fight more dangerous villains out of his league ,mostly because he gets tired of seeing them hurting innocent people. He also likes to be sassy when encountering them.has a sassy attitude when insulting them(some villians are scared of him,since they know what would happen if they ever tried to harm him)

•Bruce is so close to breaking his code,He manly wishes that Martinez would stop trying to fight people more bigger than him(I mean is actually pretty short especially compared to villians like Falcone,Gordon and half of the entire police station.He’s a short king 👑)

•Not Surprisingly,he actually gets along well with the female villians and has even been invited to hang out (Harley and Ivy enjoy his company).Daniel even punched joker in the face one time for mistreating Harley and can see that there relationship is toxic(decided to base it off of the dc comic ) Personally though he know that Ivy and Harley like each other and think that there cute together

• Forgot to mention that all his sibling have left Gotham to pursue their own dream jobs and is proud of every single one them

Bonus:

The Martinez Family

Elijah(Ally,33yrs)- Actor

Elena(Ally,32yrs)- Doctor

Lucia(Les,31yrs)- Police Officer

Bianca(Ally,30yrs)-Fashion Designer

Andrea(Bi,29yrs)- Fashion Model

Gia(Aromantic28yrs)-Teacher

Emma(Ally,28yrs)-Vet

Britt(Ally,26yrs)- Artist

Charlie(Ally,going to be 26 soon) - Hairstylist

Alicia Marinez/Mom(Bi,45)

David Martinez/Uncle(Gay,42)

Alfred Pennyworth(Bi,40)

Daniel is gay and 25yrs old(based on the real actors age)

Bruce Wayne is Bi and 31yrs old

@wixiany @1n-bl0om @and-so-he-rambled

[khaleesiofalicante]

Hola Dani 😊 ¿como te va? ¿Sigues de viaje? I hope you're having a good time and drinking enough water or tea or both!!

I'm going the farm this weekend because apparently Cocoa is sick, I've been assure that is not serious but I still want to go and see my fluffy girl 😌

The One with the Seashell

I'll try to keep this one short so Tumblr doesn't go 🤯

Maxwell needs to take a chill pill but also I would be the same!! I WANT MY MAVID BACK!!

Nicolas remains grounded!! 😒

Numeri sounds cool but also fuck math 😒

My son has been trying to use warlock math to grow up... Nicolas you are ungrounded 😭😭😭

Yes, I am that easy, so what??

“Helping someone doesn’t mean you have to make yourself uncomfortable,” bapak said softly.

I needed this today 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Does Magnus have super smell?? He cannot possibly know that Max was practicing warlock math just by the smell of magic... or maybe my son's magic has a very particular smell 🤔

Answers I need answers!!!

“The wards are only for shadowhunters. It detects them by their runes. You don’t have runes, right? You’ll be okay. I promise.”

Maybe Roman and Gigi shouldn't go to Devlin Corp!!! I don't think their plan is going to work!!

Holy shit it worked!!

There was something about him. She couldn’t put her finger on it.

It was a circle with a red border and there were two smaller black circles, one on either side.

I have SO many questions!!!!

She fought the urge to set the whole damn place on fire.

Stop fighting and let it BURN!!!

Georgia looked at him. “Roman. We have to take it with us.”

TAKE IT!!! Take the seashell and RUN!!!

“It’s very rude to steal someone else’s property,” the boy told her.

First of all... OH FUCK!!! Second of all... that seashell is not yours so shut the fuck up!!!

The tiny device pulsed bluer and louder and harder than Gigi had seen before.

Oh no!! Oh no!!! I feel like this is going to backfire!!

What was that??? What fuck just happened???

“So, we’re not gonna tell him his brother died?”

I HATE THEM!!! I don't really care about the evil twins but that is shitty AF!!

“Stick to the plan. I want you to find Alec Lightwood.”

Dani no!! That was how my nightmare started 🥺🥺

“I will not let your delusional relationship ruin my legacy,” Marcus hissed.

But I am enjoying their fight, go ahead destroy each other!! Muahahaha

This bitch really thinks that Maxwell is going to forget about David... I need a stronger word than delusional!!

You are both delusional you evil bitch!!!

Oh Max 😭😭😭 this entire scene is hard, I'm glad this is from Mallory's POV and not Max’s because I want scream and cry 😭😭😭 my poor angel!!

M for Mallory.

No! Is an M for Malvada which you are!!

Yay LEXI!!! My twins always make me feel better!!

“Marcus and Mallory?” Lexi asked. “Look, man, I seriously think we should just, you know, be done with it.”

I agree!!!

Ok Achilles has a point but...

Achilles laughed at that. “I understand this must all be frustrating for you.”

Yes, it is very much!!!

“Too impulsive,” Mallory tutted. “And too arrogant.”

This bitch better not hurt my precious twin or else!!!!

The rings wrapped around Lexi’s ankles and locked her to the ground.

See!!! This why sometimes murder IS the answer!!!

“Daddy!” Lexi screamed and fell to the ground and clutched at her father. “Daddy, no!”

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Danielaaaaaa!!! Why? Why????

"Play time's over," Uncle Magnus said and then looked at the blonde man. "Jonathan, get off the ground. You are ruining a good shirt."

Oh yes!!! Our savior!!

But Mallory pulled the warlock closer by his shirt. “You fucking idiot.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

“You dumb bitch,” she said. “Alec Lightwood is going to kill you with his bare hands.”

That he will!! And I will help him!!

Dani... this chapter!! OMG!!! The amount of times I screamed!!!! You are amazing!!!

I tried to keep this short and organized but once again I have failed 😬

Thank youuuu!!! I am love you most 💚💚💚💚

okay now thanks to you i am 11% curse and say terms of endearment in spanish hehe.

today's word: mi preciosa ;)

And oh no! I also have the fucking flu since Sunday and i hate being sick! I hope Cocoa is okay and you get to visit her soon x

also if tumblr fucks with us again, i will sue!!!

I am love you the mostest 💚💚

[akkpipitphattana]

SKU Directory

Hello there! If you've been following @sonderthroughthestreets, @alexdrijzermans, or my Tumblr the last couple days, you may have noticed us talking about this AU that the three of us created that originally sprang from this post Dani made back in July, which was then followed by a bunch of headcanons and a short fic that Tasfia made.

Within the last couple days, the posts have resurged and we have come up with an entire universe around this idea, which we've affectionately nicknamed the SKU - Sobbe's Kids Universe. And so we figured it might be a good idea to make a place to keep track of all of these new characters, hence what this post is for. So, without further ado, I introduce to you the wtFOCK next gen created by myself, Dani, and Tasfia.

Sobbe's Kids

Alright, so first up we obviously have the two kids that brought this whole universe to life in the first place. At some point in the future, Robbe and Sander decide to adopt two wonderful children, two years apart in age. The two siblings love each other a great deal and though neither will admit it, they are each other's best friends at heart.

Alexander Driesen-IJzermans (or Drijzermans) - Born July 30th, 2032. The oldest. Adopted as a baby. Originally born Alexandra. Prefers to go by Alex. Came out as trans at the age of 13. Pansexual. White. Dark brown hair (similar to Robbe's). Grey-green eyes. Unfortunately has never liked David Bowie, much to Sander's disappointment, and he is VERY dramatic about it. Quiet and not very outgoing. Tends to prefer to keep to himself. Patient. Swears like sailor when angered. Skateboarder, loves rap music. A lot like Robbe.

Mia Driesen-IJzermans (or Drijzermans) - Born April 19th, 2034. The youngest. Adopted at two years old. Lesbian. White. Blonde curly hair (though she occasionally dyes it). Brown eyes. Very much the opposite of her brother, extremely outgoing and talkative. Inherited Sander's love of mischief and his charm, but also Robbe's doe eyes that give her the perfect innocent look. Constantly getting into trouble and charming her way out of it. Bowie-lover to the max. Major romantic. Has depression. Very artsy, specifically an affinity for music, guitar and piano are her main instruments. A lot like Sander.

Youmina's Kids

Robbe and Sander stay very close to Yasmina and Younes as they get older, so close in fact that their kids think of them as their aunt and uncle and Yasmina and Younes's kids as their cousins. While Younes wanted six kids, he compromises with Yasmina and they end up having four, one in Alex's grade, one in Mia's, and two that are a bit younger.

Léon El Amrani - Born September 5th, 2032. The oldest. Gay. Dark, extremely curly hair. Dark brown eyes. Quiet and reserved, but very easy-going. Kind and observant. Loves to read and write. Majors in journalism. He and Alex are close growing up, share a lot of classes. Study together a lot. A lot like Younes.

Aisha El Amrani - Born February 28th, 2034. Second oldest. Bisexual. Often wears colorful hijabs. Light brown eyes. Named in honor of Aïcha, who remained close to her parents. Sarcastic and a realist. Extremely loyal and a big softie despite coming off a little intimidating. Wants to be a lawyer. Close friends with Mia and apart of her friend group. A lot like Yasmina.

Nadia El Amrani - Born August 1st, 2037. Second youngest. Tends to prefer neutral-colored hijabs. Medium brown eyes. Optimistic and cheerful. Always looking out for others. Has never met a stranger. Incredibly intelligent, has an affinity for science.

Ilyas El Amrani - Born January 7th, 2039. The youngest. Dark, curly hair. Dark brown eyes. Named in honor of his Uncle Elias. Tends to be standoffish, doesn't like meeting new people. Not the best at talking, would prefer to sit in silence with the people he loves. Loves learning, especially about history.

Alex's Gang

Though Alex is not very big on making friends himself, he tends to have them made for him, whether it be someone picking him out in a crowd and deciding he's theirs or because Mia introduces him to them. The group goes through a range of names, Double A when it's just Austin and Alex, ACA when Camille joins them, and a range of others after she leaves and Jamie joins, though "Gender Destroyers" is one they all unironically love.

Austin Danes - Born February 11th, 2032. AMAB non-binary. Uses all pronouns. White. Constantly dyes their hair, but it's naturally brown. Green eyes. Youngest of five, three older sisters and one older brother with brother being the middle child. Pretty self-sufficient and the one her parents have to worry about the least, so he doesn't get a lot of attention at home. Energetic and outgoing, constantly bouncing off the walls. Met Alex in primary school through Mia and became fast friends, the two have been inseparable ever since. Alex calms Austin down and Austin brings Alex out of his shell.

Camille Mertens - Born December 1st, 2032. Dark-skinned. Red hair. Hazel eyes. Independent and outgoing. Raised by her grandmother because her mother died young and her father was never in the picture. Introduced to Austin and Alex through Mia late into high school, and while her and Alex start as friends, they start dating a few weeks into their friendship. Unfortunately doesn't last because Camille ends up going to college in America, her and Alex lose touch. Double majors in psychology and creative writing. Moves back home because her grandmother falls ill and dies. Her and Alex eventually run into each other and spend two years as "just friends" before eventually getting back together.

Jamie Lecomte-Etienne - Born March 30th, 2032. Bisexual. Cis, but gender non-conforming. Japanese and white. Black hair. Dark brown eyes. Loud and talkative. Super bubbly and kind to everyone she meets. Unfortunately a business major ("it's your only flaw" as Austin says). Originally born and grew up in France, went to Belgium for college. Met Austin and Alex in university. Hits it off right away. Eventually finds out that one of her moms and one of Alex's dads were friends once upon a time and helps them get back in touch. Her and Austin end up together.

Mia's Gang

Affectionately coined "de Familie," Mia has a close-knit group of friends that are like a second family to her. Queer kids with mostly shitty home lives, the group instead finds a home in each other. Sander and Robbe's house is seen as a safe place for them to hang out and they take great pride in this.

Jia Shen - Born May 8th, 2034. Lesbian. Chinese and Muslim. Middle child, has an older sister and a younger brother. Always wearing colorful hijabs. Light brown eyes. Ironically goes to the same mosque as Yasmina, Younes, and their kids and that's how her and Mia met. Jia tagged along one time with the El Amranis to the Driesen-IJzermans and her and Mia hit it off immediately. Her parents are very loving and accepting. Her and Mia have very similar personalities, and that combined with their names being so similar means they are often teased for it. "Same person, different font" is often tossed around.

Raya Raza - Born December 12th, 2034. Trans girl. Bisexual. Pakistani. Long, dark hair. Dark brown eyes. Prefers to go by Ray. Oldest of two, has a younger sister. Quiet, bookish. Aims to be a doctor (50% because her parents want her to be one, 50% because she wants to be one). Her parents are very strict and have high expectations, they are the reason she chooses not to come out until college. They do end up doing their best to accept her, though they take a long time to use her correct name and pronouns. She meets Mia midway through high school. Only her friends know her identity until she comes out in college and starts transitioning.

Kaden Bakker - Born October 13th, 2034. Token straight, but ace. White. Light brown hair. Blue eyes. Extremely sweet and down to Earth. Tall and wide, making him look way more intimidating than he is. Parents put a lot of pressure on him and don't approve of his friends, but he views them as his family. Meets Mia, Aisha, Jia, and Ray not long after Ray joins the group and hits it off with all of them almost instantly.

Max Visser - Born August 27th, 2034. AMAB non-binary. Uses they/he pronouns. Identifies as gay. Black, dark-skinned. Dark brown hair. Brown eyes. Guarded and constantly on alert. Grew up jumping around foster homes before landing in the one that placed him at the others's school their senior year. Took a long time to open up to them. Ray and them become close and she is actually the one that gets them to open up more and eventually he opens up to the rest of the group as well. Unfortunately they end up aging out of the system, but they have a family in the friend group anyway, so they don't mind.

Angelica Nang - Born June 4th, 2034. Pansexual. Korean. Brown hair with some natural red, typically worn in long braids down her back. Brown eyes. Perfectionist and soft-spoken. Classic pianist. Youngest of two, has an older brother. A lot of pressure put on her because her brother did not meet their expectations, they wanted him to be an architect, but he moved to Australia and joined a rock band. Her parents also want her to be a lawyer, but she pursues music instead and she has to be perfect at it, to the point she starts to forget why she pursued it in the first place. Meets Mia in college and they hit it off right away and start dating. Mia writes her song after song and eventually helps her to realize why she started playing in the first place.

[ladydimitrescuspet]

A Failed Experience

AO3 link; word challenge: sugar 

"Listen up, we're going to make a cake for Alcina." You said out loud to Alcina's daughters and her brother, Heisenberg. "Victoria, Elise, and I need to go get eggs, food colouring, and vanilla. I need you and Heisenberg to wash some dishes and put the dry ingredients together, I'm sure your Mother has a recipe around here somewhere so find it and follow it. Can you do that?" You asked looking between Daniela and Heisenberg.

Daniela crossed her arms. "Of course we can do that for you, human. After all, we've occupied this castle longer than you've roamed this planet." Daniela replied.

"What Daniela means to say is that we will have everything ready for you when you get back with those other ingredients." Heisenberg said. Daniela hissed at him.

You sighed. "Okay, thank you. We'll be back shortly. Please try not to make too much of a mess or be too loud. I want this to be a surprise for Alcina." You said before you, Elise, and Victoria made a quick beeline for the front door.

"Who does she think she is? Telling us what to do." Daniela said. She was a bit angry.

Heisenberg squinted his eyes at Daniela as he started getting dishes out. "Well, Y/N is married to your mother which makes her your stepmother, Dani. I don't think she's trying to tell us what to do, just trying to make sure that we all feel involved in the process of doing something nice for Alcina." Heisenberg replied.

Daniela rolled her eyes before growling a bit. "I wasn't exactly looking for a reply to that, Uncle Heis. It's one of those rhetorical questions that Mother's human is always trying to explain to us." Daniela said. "Nevermind that, do you know where Mother keeps her recipe box?" Daniela asked opening up cabinets.

Heisenberg scratched his head. "Am I supposed to answer that or is it another rhetorical question?" He asked which resulting in Daniela punching him in the arm. "Ow! Hey now, I was just asking! You hit almost as hard as Alcina does." Heisenberg rubbed his arms. "It's in the cabinet above the sink."

Daniela reached over Heisenberg to open the cabinet and retrieve the recipe box. She flipped through it until she found the recipe she was looking for. "Here it is. Mother's infamous blood-red red velvet cake. Just wait until Y/N looks at what the recipe calls for, she'll flip out and want to just keep it at a regular chocolate cake." Daniela snorted with laughter at the thought.

Heisenberg snatched the recipe card from her hand. "She'll have no problem with it because we're going to ignore that part and add in red food colouring since Y/N is a human and wouldn't do well with blood in her food, let alone her dessert." Heisenberg said. "Now get the flour, baking soda, sugar, salt, and cocoa powder. We need a big bowl, I'll have to wash one." Heisenberg said.

Daniela went and got all the dry ingredients that they needed for the cake. "Where should I put the flo-" Daniela didn't get the rest of the question out as she slipped on a puddle of water causing her to get flour all over her and bringing Heisenberg down with her. She had tried to grab onto him but that didn't help and he ended up soaking wet. The commotion caused Alcina to run into the kitchen.

"What in the name of Mother Miranda is going on in here?" Alcina asked as looked between her soaking wet brother and her flour covered daughter. The two looked at each other before Heisenberg opened his mouth to speak, Alcina beat him to words first. "Please, forget that I asked. Just clean this horrible mess up before the servants arrive to prepare dinner." Alcina said before walking out of the kitchen.

Daniela and Heisenberg looked at each other again before bursting into laughter. "The look on Mother's face when she saw what we'd done, oh, we're definitely in for it at dinner, Uncle Heis!" Daniela exclaimed anguishly, but she was still laughing over the incident. They cleaned themselves up as best as they could. You arrived back home with Victoria and Elise a little while later. "There you three are! Y/N, I know you wanted to make two cakes, but something happened and now there's only enough for one." Daniela informed.

You looked at Daniela who looked like she'd been rolling in flour. "Unh-huh, I wonder why." You mumbled to yourself. "Don't worry, it's fine, one cake'll be fine. Do you have the recipe?" You asked. Daniela nodded her head and handed it to you with a grin. Before you could read it, Victoria took it from your hands.

"Why don't we finish making the cake? I'm sure Mother would enjoy your company. Besides, she'll get rather suspicious if she's not seen you around." Victoria said.

Elise nodded her head. "You know how Mother gets when she can find you for your check ups!" Elise said. "Don't worry, we'll let you frost the cake and everything." Elise added.

You nodded your head and went towards the kitchen door. "You'll be fine without me, right?" All four of them nodded and you sighed before heading off to find Alcina. You spent the next few hours sitting in Alcina's office bored out of your mind. You'd practically read the few books she had in there a million and one times, but she wouldn't allow you to go to the library to get more. She said that it was being renovated so you weren't allowed in there until it was done.

"Dear," Alcina said. You looked up at her. "Could you go to the kitchen? Heisenberg and Daniela were in the earlier causing mayhem, I'd like you to check and see if it's been put back into proper condition for the servants. I wouldn't want my brother and daughter's foolishness to result in us having a late dinner." You simply nodded your head and slipped out of her office to head to the kitchen.

"Hey, is the cake done?" You asked as you entered the kitchen. All four of them turned to look at you and you frowned. "What? Did the cake not work?" You asked.

Heisenberg made a face, but it was Victoria who spoke. "It tastes funny, like it's missing something. We only took a sliver of the cake, come try it." Victoria said and you walked over to them. You put a small piece in your mouth and immediately spit it out. "See? I told you, it tastes funny."

"Yeah, it does. It tastes like there's no sugar in it." You said. They all stared at you. "You did put sugar in it, right?" You asked.

Daniela smiled sheepishly. "Oops, I forgot!" Daniela replied.

Elise hit her palm to her forehead. "Dani, I told you five times to add in the sugar and you promised that you would!" Elise said.

"It's not the end of the world. We can just make a new one." Daniela said.

You shook your head. "Not tonight, maybe later this week. We need to clean the kitchen up before Alcina comes down here to ask me why it's taking so long for me to see if the kitchen is cleaned up of Heisenberg and Daniela's foolishness." Daniela squinted her eyes at you causing you to raise your hands. "Her words not mine, promise!" You added quickly.

"Alright, alright. Let's not cause any more unnecessary messes." Heisenberg said as he directed Daniela away from you. "I say we have less than five minutes before mommy dearest makes her way down here so let's get to it, wouldn't want any of us to get into any trouble. And Daniela, do something with this horrendous cake." Heisenberg said, gesturing to the cake on the counter.

Daniela just waved him off. "I'll leave it for the servant. Sugar or no sugar, they'll be grateful for the treat. Besides this is the longest we've ever had any servants so consider it a reward." Daniela replied as she got back to cleaning up.

You'd never tell Daniela that, but no matter how downright despicable Daniela could be, she could also be as sweet as, well, sugar. The comparison made you smile to yourself. Alcina was going to be quite impressed at her daughter's gesture when you tell her before bed, but you also know that she won't be too surprised by it since she knows how kind Daniela can be. The kindness that the Dimitrescu's possess will always fascinate you, it's not something that is often seen towards the servants or the villagers, but when it's done, it's such a beautiful sight and one that you will never take for granted.

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

When I was new to fandom I was bored by Dany and Jon story. Dany for me was typical fantasy heroine who was winning and getting everything and Jon has basically underdog story which wasn't that new. When I saw the so hyped boatsex I was like eh? I found Arya more interesting and Sansa started to grow on me. It's through jonsa I started admiring Jon and loving Sansa. Also through Sansa and jonsa fandom I realised Dany is a villain which is better than savior of world.

Hi nonny, well you were not alone in seeing Dany as a fantasy heroine (lots and lots and lots of people saw her this way). I suppose I’d disagree with the idea that she is typical...mainly because she isn’t the heroine, and her story is one fantastic inversion of the hero’s journey. I love Dany’s storyline for what it’s doing. Unfortunately, many people don’t see it. I also love Jon’s story, especially as this wonderful parallel to Dany’s, except where Dany’s experiences only heighten her sense of “specialness”, Jon’s experiences are constantly forcing him to see and even “live in” other people’s perspectives. Dany’s arc is about hubris and upholding this idea that she alone deserves unbridled power, while Jon’s is about humility and seeing the inherent value in other people’s lives. He pays dearly for his mistakes, especially when he tries to push his friends away and take on the burden of leadership alone (but that’s getting way ahead of what I want to talk about today). 

Almost immediately, Dany’s chapters are infused with the language of “specialness”. She is the “blood of the dragon”, she is the khaleesi, a princess, a queen...and almost immediately, Jon Snow is disabused about any such notions he may have had, even as a bastard. 

Jon stared sullenly at the smoke rising from the brazier, until Noye took him under the chin, thick fingers twisting his head around. "Look at me when I'm talking to you, boy."

Jon looked. The armorer had a chest like a keg of ale and a gut to match. His nose was flat and broad, and he always seemed in need of a shave. The left sleeve of his black wool tunic was fastened at the shoulder with a silver pin in the shape of a longsword. "Words won't make your mother a whore. She was what she was, and nothing Toad says can change that. You know, we have men on the Wall whose mothers were whores."

Not my mother, Jon thought stubbornly. He knew nothing of his mother; Eddard Stark would not talk of her. Yet he dreamed of her at times, so often that he could almost see her face. In his dreams, she was beautiful, and highborn, and her eyes were kind.

"You think you had it hard, being a high lord's bastard?" the armorer went on. "That boy Jeren is a septon's get, and Cotter Pyke is the baseborn son of a tavern wench. Now he commands Eastwatch by the Sea."

"I don't care," Jon said. "I don't care about them and I don't care about you or Thorne or Benjen Stark or any of it. I hate it here. It's too … it's cold."

"Yes. Cold and hard and mean, that's the Wall, and the men who walk it. Not like the stories your wet nurse told you. Well, piss on the stories and piss on your wet nurse. This is the way it is, and you're here for life, same as the rest of us." 

A Game of Thrones - Jon III

As soon as Jon arrives at the Wall, his uncle gives him the cold shoulder and goes so far as to verbally reprimand Jon for believing he’d get special favor for being Ned Stark’s son, and then Donal Noye also knocks him down a few more pegs, calling him boy and reminding him that he is no better than anyone else at the Wall. 

"Yes, life," Noye said. "A long life or a short one, it's up to you, Snow. The road you're walking, one of your brothers will slit your throat for you one night."

"They're not my brothers," Jon snapped. "They hate me because I'm better than they are."

"No. They hate you because you act like you're better than they are. They look at you and see a castle-bred bastard who thinks he's a lordling." The armorer leaned close. “You're no lordling. Remember that. You're a Snow, not a Stark. You're a bastard and a bully."

A Game of Thrones - Jon III

Two chapters later, Dany is a married woman and riding in Khal Drogo’s khalasar. While she is miserable at the start (and rightly so. She is sold and raped. I’m in no way pretending that Dany’s life doesn’t start out horrible. It’s far more horrible than Jon’s start to life), she is in a position of power for the first time ever, and lets just say she takes to it just fine. 

Jorah tells her about ghost grass (that passage deserves its own meta - the writing was on the wall from book one, people), and Dany doesn’t want to hear it: 

"I don't want to talk about that now," she said. "It's so beautiful here, I don't want to think about everything dying."

"As you will, Khaleesi," Ser Jorah said respectfully.

A Game of Thrones - Daenerys III

Jon doesn’t want to hear people calling his mother a whore = Tough luck kid, your mother was who she was. Face reality. 

Dany doesn’t want to hear about ghost grass murdering all life = conversation ends and Dany gets to enjoy the beautiful day without others spoiling it. 

"Wait here," Dany told Ser Jorah. "Tell them all to stay. Tell them I command it."

The knight smiled. Ser Jorah was not a handsome man. He had a neck and shoulders like a bull, and coarse black hair covered his arms and chest so thickly that there was none left for his head. Yet his smiles gave Dany comfort. "You are learning to talk like a queen, Daenerys."

"Not a queen," said Dany. "A khaleesi." She wheeled her horse about and galloped down the ridge alone.

The descent was steep and rocky, but Dany rode fearlessly, and the joy and the danger of it were a song in her heart. All her life Viserys had told her she was a princess, but not until she rode her silver had Daenerys Targaryen ever felt like one.

A Game of Thrones - Daenerys III

Their stories are inversions of each other from their very first pages in AGOT and it culminates in ADWD which is this wonderful deep dive into how these divergent viewpoints color their leadership styles. 

I don’t have time to go on and on about this, but I find Dany and Jon’s stories fascinating and I love them as foils. They just don’t make any sense from a shipping perspective. 

That being said, for the show, I totally bought into the pol!jon theory. That was the only thing that made season 7 fit any kind of narrative sense, and with that lens I didn’t mind the season or the boat sex scene, because I thought the lack of chemistry was the point. LOL. I’m a clown. 

However you came to Jonsa, I’m glad you did! I agree. Dany makes a much more interesting villain than she does a heroine. We don’t need any more white savior stories. Blech. 

[reignof-fyre]

I'm writing for my GOT fanfic and doing some research into GRRM's lore & shit and watching YT vid's and I'M SO FULL OF RAAAAAGE AT THE SHITSHOW THAT THE TV SHOW EJDED UP AS DIVIWIAHVHE

CERSEI blew up the Sept yeah? Okay, okay. So, she killed the lawful Queen (Margaery), the Queen's dad, brother, her uncle Kevan (Hand of the King & Head of House Lannister) she was not only a Queenslayer and Kingslayer (HER ACTIONS LED TO TOMMEN'S DEATH U CANT CHANGE MY MIND), BUT A KINSLAYER AND MOFUCKERS FLOCK TO HER SLOBBERINF LIKE YAS UR MY KWEEN SIS

Randyll Tarley is a Targaryen loyalist. He FOUGHT AGAINST ROBERT IN THE REBELLION AND WON AT ASHFORD FOR THE TYRELL'S AND TURNS AROUND AND SAYS HE WON'T FOLLOW DANY BECAUSE SHES "A FOREIGN QUEEN"

ALL THE TARG'S ARE FOREIGNERS!!! THEY VALYRIANS!!!

OKAY. omg so mad.

Another thing. Why didn't Dany (the writers) offer for randyll to go to the NIGHTS WATCH? then again randy man committed treason against his liege (tyrell's) and sacked their castle and supported an unworthy, kinslaying, queenslaying, kingslaying bitch and deserved to die (penis didn't he was being a good son and following his pops word)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Another thing that PISSES ME OFF

- tyrion's KNOWN AND PROVEN intelligence was yeeted into the fourteen flames of valyria

-sansa ISNT THE SMARTESR PERSON EVERICHAKXOVJWJD she trusted cersei and joffrey and betrayed her dad and kept the Knights of the Vale hidden from Jon (she wanted him and rickon ded af to b Queen of the North u can't change my mind) and CONSTANTLY questioned his words and ruling AFTER HE WAS NAMED KING in front of his Lords, making them mistrust him obvi

- dany said in astapor "the blood of my enemies, not the blood of innocents" and "I'm not here to be Queen of the ashes" then does a full 360 and goes all !!!!! Murderous !!!!

- ellaria sand in the books is the one to refuse revenge against the Lannisters after oberyn because "when does it end???"

-nothern independence is dumb and there's no way it'd be doable bc ???? They rely SO much on the other Kingdoms for trade, food, etc etc and any good ruler would say "OK u have ur independence but u can't trade to or from my southern 6 kingdoms" ????? Sansa u dumb

-notherners are racists cunts hah I hate them all

- Jon Snow lost ALL his personality

- Jaime’s arc was burned on the remake of the Field of Fire yuh

-arya. Just arya.

-Bran the broken!!!!!! Dumb!!! Mr. I can't be Lord of anything!!! YOU CANT VE LORD OF ANYTHING BUT U CAN BE KING WHEN U CANT EVEN HAVE KIDS BOY UR DICK DONT WORKKKK!!!

-miss "I'm never marrying again" Sansa is made Queen of the North bitch how u gonna have heirs????

-the foreshadowing about a jonerys baby being yeeted to asshai lmao what

[wolfsneedles]

when cersei says, "she had a warrior heart, but the gods in their blind malice had given her the feeble body of a woman"

i actually felt it. no not the way she does ofc since she is essentially an antagonistic character but more like, the comparisons she makes the way she hates her own sex and wants power how she assumes herself as tywins daughter and how jaime thinks she call herself tywin lannister with teats, all point to her major disgusting internal conflict. ofc when we later see walk of shame it was worse the comments thrown on her body. in first books when we never had her pov i thought she too would admire herself her beauty, however cersei, in all her honestly hates her female traits and doesn't flaunt her beauty like i always thought or got idea from in first books. she is very mean and dehumanising to women and sees them inferiorly, not to say she herself was treated with a lot of hatred and sexism and then sold to marry a man she doesn't desire who himself was brutal on her, however i think she would have never been personally happy with anyone. cersei sees the entire point of being woman to please men with what she tells sansa, and then to be used as woman too . she doesn't like or meets appreciates strong women she hasn't seen or met dany obv neither would she ever have pleasant thoughts about brienne and arya even, she comments sometimes how woman is pretty but she herself always reduces her worth and others to just a girl to be sold and mounted. ofc her internal conflict i find is v interesting and confusing at times. she hates women but also wants other to accept her everything her every cruel practices even perhaps as woman. she doesn't like being woman to please people at all, yet its so sad and helpless to see her try to tempt jaime or osney even later just so they could listen to her. she hates the rampant sexism and misogyny in westeros even exhibited by her brothers and father but she doesn't realise she is using the same notion and definitions of sexism people have about women to demean and hate woman around her. its like she hates men definitely but she hates doing effort herself too to be a same female figure or woman we see other asoiaf women exhibit or do.

i was wondering if her behaviour towards women themselves, how she sees them inferior even when the men around her aren't seeing them like this, but she sees women with sexist approach too she mentions about rape or septa being or longing for rape, she ridicules and discusses margaerys virginity so much, she talks about uncensored stuff to sansa lol, when she is young girl literally, points to the fact how blunt and hateful cersei is of herself but also of female definition. i think this has a lot to do with her maybe not having to experience a mothers love??? i never liked how she was always surrounded ironically by men around her. we never see major strong female lannister representation i just realised. we only see or hear about tywin who had brutal approach to westeros the, holier-than-thou approach. we see jaime who is prob not worse like tywin at all but he also constantly tries to berate and pass quite nauseating remarks for women and ill hold this opinion about him until i see him say sorry to brienne lol (not to mention he does not hate women as whole even as being a man), we see tyrion also not really ideal partner and excessively morally grey character although i have never or maybe remember sexist or extremely insensitive remarks about women by tyrion until we see him in adwd only blurting out pretty worse sentences and maybe acting same like his father, and then we just know kevan who always well * saw cersei as not so perfect person and is kind of weird to her or idk maybe i never liked that lad because he also kind of sexualised her in childhood as cersei says maybe that men never looked at her like they do at others and she was seen with different eyes, all this time i wonder kind of where was tywin though he could have given or taught her good wholehearted valuable values anyway my anti tywin agenda not here today*, and then we see lancel, well for all we know he slept with her too but its just weird again that she slept with him to get rid of her obnoxious husband and well, lancel doesn't really hurt her though or ever saw her like her brothers do, considering his religious changes. but all this time im wondering cersei kind of missed having any wholesome woman in her life as, friend or companion which contributes to her internalised misogyny even more (its like she is opposite of catelyn hundred percent but cat also has internalised misogyny and i realised she never had loving sister cousin friend or companion) maybe im not thinking right but doesn't it click to u all that they both esp cersei of course see women in diff colours and not like how arya dany sansa brienne see women, because they lacked any stronger female character to look upto too. cats treatment of jon which is separate thing was quite questionable and so how she feels weird too when she sees mya stone! but cat or cersei never both, confronted their husbands or told them anything or even discussed any issues with them (this is for cat esp when she should have been angry over ned for jon :/ but she changed her energy to jon) . and it makes me wonder its also because they both were raised in a v male dominated society with diff kinds of fathers, uncles and brothers, that cersei especially has diff notion to what a random woman outside castle would even look like or act like and that all of them aren't really linked to their virginity or marriages and babies. i dont think ofc she would have been different if she had wholesome female friend but she did or should have had someone as girl who had her back when she was growing up???

(btw this isn't pro cersei thing at all - i was kind of horrified by her analysis of women we get to see in affc and then the melara thing at her young age was well fked up also pinching tyrion when he was baby "until he cried" or calling him "little monster" or whatever shows infact how she is quite disdainful of men like tyrion too and not just women. i was wondering maybe her losing joanna maybe played significant role only that being said, she is biggest antiparallel to dany and catelyn! )

[goldenraziel]

All the characters that I own plus my family background in the storyline

Christian: i will start with the first character that i created:

Daniel (Dan) Cusoe: the older twin brother of him and his sister and oldest sibling in the family, made him back in 2004 on a website that no longer functions like it use to, 1 of 3 co-leaders of the Golden Makers kingdom to maintain it safe and secure, marry to Christina, father to Link and Pit Cusoe. Dan Cusoe is loving and thoughtful angel that have wrath and 8th sin(still working on the name) lead the kingdom to battle when it arises, he is driven through Fear of the Lord and willing to lay down his life to protect his home.

Stanley (Stan) Cusoe: the younger brother of Dan Cusoe and their sister 2 of 3 co-leaders of GoldenMakers, after Dan's supposed death he took up the mantle to protect any outside threats that happened to the old kingdoms, marry to Lila Cusoe. He have the same motivation as Dan but more personal if anyone gets attacked.

Masquerade: a enemy once to Dan Cusoe and Dan Kuso but was redeem through my actions to become a ally to GoldenMakers, he notified the members any dangerous attacks and monitors any activity that is in Golden Makers, marry to Elyse Cusorade, Father to Palutena. He is more sassy but serious when is needed and he is the sin of Pride.

Lila Cusoe: was Agent Lexus, a ally turn enemy turn ally to the 6 heaven (pervious 7 heaven kingdom). She was the main character for my ex girlfriend Lexus and went along for the disturbed ride of her owner manipulating her new owner to "fall in love to her" but after being beaten down months after the rift she rejoin my group to aid the group as caregivers after a battle since her powers were diminished, marry to Stan Cusoe, and Mother to Link Cusoe and Pit Cusoe.

Elise Cusorade: was Elliot Cusorade/Miss Agent L was a runaway after the rift happened that she had enough with her old owner just abusing her and Lila around for their entertainment, she also is a caregiver but unlike Lila, she fight to defend her new home, she is the twin sister of Dan Cusoe and sister to Stan Cusoe, Marry to Masquerade and mother to Palutena.

Link Cusoe: oldest son to Dan Cusoe and Lila Cusoe, he helps with the soldier training that his dad and uncle do for the angels or aid his mom Lila and aunt Elise with the wounded, he plays with kids in the 6 heavens to light the mood.

Pit Cusoe: youngest son to Dan Cusoe and Lila Cusoe, he helps along side with his brother with training but plays with kids in the 6 heavens to light the mood.

Palutena Cusorade: the daughter of Masquerade and Elise Cusorade, she does the same as her mom and the boys but she also help her uncle Dan with maintenance on 2 robotic animals.

Danielle (Dani) Cusoe: the youngest sibling of the Cusoe family, she helps monitor the surveillance of GoldenMakers to notify me and my family for threats.

Paku: stands for Protective Automation Killer/Koala Unit is a robotic koala built by Dan Cusoe to aid Lila with her job, does exterior designs for the kingdom and help me and my daughter train.

Paris: stands for Protective Automation Ravage Interior Stylist is a robotic cat built by Micah to combat Paku in the pervious heaven kingdoms but now aid Elise with her job, aid the Long family with training and notify everyone the updates that's happening on earth.

Boxer: a dalmatian puppy that i own that helps anyone with tracking or missing parts and loved by everyone.

(The mom in this one I bring back after sacrificing a limb)

Roy Long: the husband of Rebekah Long and father to Carrie Long, a skillful and tactical ninjutsu artist that help get Carrie away from the onslaught blows of the azure knight Nightmare, he helps with the weapons maintenance to the kingdom and assist with the training when maintenance are clear

Rebekah Long: the wife of Roy Long and mother to Carrie Long, skillful ninjutsu artist and loving to her family, she help Roy to get her daughter away but was killed in the process. She help maintain the food and cleaning if the kingdom is not being under attack.

(These 2 i sacrifice my ability to walk normal without a muscle tension on my right leg and have epilepsy)

Obadiah Cusoe: husband to Kayla Cusoe and the father of Dan, Stan, Dani, and Elise; he was killed by the old serpent through envy of the happiness of him, his wife and 2 kids(Dan and Elise). He helps with training, shaping and honing in the soldiers of the 6 heaven kingdom.

Kayla Cusoe: wife to Obadiah and the mother of Dan, Stan, Dani, and Elise; she was also killed like her husband. She helps with cleaning and caregive of the kingdom if she need to but she helps the girls (Lila, Elise, Palutena, Carrie and Carrie Angela) grow more precise with their training if they fall behind me.

Carrie Angela: the daughter of Christian Cruz and Carrie Long, and granddaughter to Roy Long and Rebekah Long; she help the kids train in her father and grandfather mentally of fighting but make it easier to understand, also attend to the ill as well, notify her parents anything unusual in the kingdom and she motive her dad to stay persistent

Carrie Long: the wife of Christian Cruz, mother to Carrie Angela and daughter to Roy Long and Rebekah Long; she helps with the training, household chores and notify her husband if anything is wrong with the situation along with keeping him motivated to keep persistent and reassure him if he lost his way to God.

Christina: archeia to Christian Cruz that protects him and his family from the old serpent attacks, wife to Dan Cusoe and help train Christian and the others to grow stronger.

Jophiel: archangel to Christian Cruz that protects him and his family from the old serpent attacks, he helps educate the kids and his protection anything that they might have a question to and trains them in any advance techniques or skills they need.

Jochara: archeia to Christian Cruz that protects him and his family from the old serpent attacks, helps the kids understand the subject that is shown in front of them by slowing show them.

Raziel: Archangel to Christian Cruz that protects him and his family from the old serpent attacks, refined Christian and the others skills and techniques before going to battle and be the encourager to Christian if Carrie Long or the others make it through him.

And the last person

Christian Cruz: the owner all the characters listed here except Carrie Long her family and Carrie Angela, the owner of Raziel, Jochara, Jophiel, and Christina, one of the 7 chosen ones that on earth that (without spoilers, follows Jesus to battle in final days) and your storyteller for this ride; What i do is: go in prayer for 2 hours to strengthen the shields of the kingdoms and earth, main leader of GoldenMakers to shape(drawing, storytelling, training, teaching) everything up what God wanted to be.

I hope enjoy what the story brings.

Everyone: enjoy the story. :D

[mk-wizard]

Are any of the Burns LGBTQA?

Hello, Transformers fans. Today’s topic is a question raised by the fabulous @petrichornial and considering that LGBTQA fanfiction is very popular in the Transformers lore, it does raise the question if any of the characters in Rescue Bots officially are. Before I get into my honest, respectful analysis, I want to make things crystal clear;

I think the concept of being LGBTQA being sin is not only ignorant, but also false. If the Lord had a problem with them, he wouldn’t keep putting them on this Earth. His concern is if we are good and the fact that LGBTQA people are capable of love is proof of goodness.

This is not an attack on slash fanfiction. Just because something isn’t or most likely isn’t true doesn’t mean you can’t have fun in your own AU fanfic. With that said, anyone who uses this article here as an attack on other fans who write slash fanfiction involving the Burns will be reported by me first. Yes, some slash fanfiction has unhealthy and sometimes, criminal undertones, but most doesn’t and most fans of it are harmless, so just leave them alone if you don’t like what they write.

Anyway, I will start by saying that I am absolutely sure that none of the Burns including uncle Woodrow are transgender, genderfluid or non-binary. We have seen them show enough skin to be able to tell that they are all born with the genders they identify as and there is no talk or scenes of them taking anything transgender people who have undergone surgery would still need. Also, none of them identify with the “they/them” pronoun. Each one of them identifies as “he/him” or “she/her” and consistently only identifies that way. So all this evidence tells us that none of them are non-binary or genderfluid and I am very sure none of them are transgender or intersex.

Now, we get into the gray area which is orientation and to do this analysis properly, I will observe each family member individually. First up is the head of the household and the star Chief Charlie Burns.

Charlie Burns has only shown a romantic interest in women as he was at one time married to a woman and he even got involved with a nurse during the course of the series, so he most definitely likes women. He is also very progressive as well as open minded as he welcomed aliens into his home and grew to love them as family, his best friend Doc Greene is black and he always shown kindness to everyone regardless of who or what they are. He is also confident enough to be openly in tuned with his masculine and feminine as he loves to wear that apron that has the torso of a woman in bikini on it. However, if he is so obvious about who is and has the confidence to put it on display this blatantly, I think it is very likely that he is straight as he has only shown a romantic interest in women and if he also had one in men, we would know by now. While I have no doubt that he would be very accepting if any of his kids, friends or relatives were gay/lesbian/bisexual, he is clearly not gay or bisexual himself. He is straight though clearly not narrow.

Next up is Kade Burns who we know for sure isn’t gay at least because he most certainly and shamelessly is head over heels for Hayley. Despite not being the sharpest tool in the shed or handling romance with an outdated approach, it is clear as day that his feelings towards Hayley are deep and he values what they have no matter how many times he fumbles. So he is most certainly not gay. With that all said, there is a small fraction of a chance that he might be bisexual or pansexual. While he has never shown a romantic interest in anyone who was not a woman or just not Hayley, the possibility is there and knowing how macho and insecure Kade can be, he would be in the closet about it in the beginning.

Then we have Dani Burns who like Kade, cannot be a homosexual because she had a very real relationship with Taylor despite it being complicated and at times, on the verge of not working out. She clearly can be attracted to men so she is not a lesbian. However, like her older brother, it is possible that maybe she is bisexual or pansexual, though if she was, she would be open about it because Dani is a lot like their father Charlie. She is open and proud about who she is, so if she does swing either of those ways and we just did not get the chance to see it, she would not hide it.

Next up is the heroic nerd Graham who like the others listed so far is also not a homosexual because he too has been in a romantic relationship with someone of the opposite gender who might add is also a great match for him: Amy. So that puts that to rest. Like Kade and Dani, it is possible that he is bisexual or pansexual, but we never got a chance to see it. If he did swing either way, like Dani, he would most likely be open about it simply because Graham is pretty easy going about what he is for the most part.

Now, the wild cards start coming out. When it comes to orientation, Cody Burns is a blank slate because he’s just a child. He is not romantically aware yet altogether, so the idea of dating or kissing anyone disgusts him in general. Also, his relationship with Frankie Greene is clearly just them being best friends and it is heavily implied in the series that it will never be anything beyond that. However, I recall that in one episode where he was physically aged into an adult, he displayed disgust when Hayley kissed him. It could simply be that he still had the mind and emotionally maturity of a little boy so romantic gestures would be off putting to him. Mind you, it could have been a sign that he could be or rather, will turn out to be gay or asexual when he matures. In Rescue Bot Academy, Cody is a teenager and has no interest in girls or romance in general which backs up the possibility that he might be asexual. Or like me (I’m straight if you’re curious), he is simply a late bloomer when it comes to being romantically aware and will not show in interest in relationships until his adult years. In short, Cody is to officially be determined, but there are some possible flags that hint that he just might be asexual or gay. Like I said though, these are just possible little flags and officially, he’s still just a blank slate.

Lastly, we have Woodrow who we know for sure is single, always has been and remains so throughout the series’ run while showing no romantic interest to anyone altogether nor does he ever bring up ever having had a crush, ex or dream significant other. While it is never officially confirmed, evidence suggests that Woodrow is most likely asexual. It is possible that he can be something else on the list yet isn’t interested in a long term relationship, but if I had to wager, I would go with him being asexual.

And that concludes my analysis. Overall, the possibility of any of the Burns family being LGBTQA+ is there, but in very specific ways and when it comes to Charlie, the evidence suggests that he is as straight as they come. I hope my analysis was fair and respectful. Like I said, I could be wrong, but I am just going by the facts that I have before me.

Thanks for reading. Let me know what you think of this theory. And please, have a good day and stay safe.

PS: Support LGBTQA+ rights. Like I mentioned before, if you have the capacity for love, that alone is proof of goodness within and this group is not the exception. They merit just as much kindness, respect and decency as any other people do.