#Death of Comedy

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

To Be Wooed

I blacked out and wrote this. This is so silly to me.

Enjoy!

Look Danny didn't mean to kill the Joker it was an honest mistake, he was still recovering from escaping the GIW and whatever they had used on him had still been in effect when he honest to Ancients ran into the fake clown.

Of course it doesn't look like an accident with how he left the Joker

But it was!

Really it really was!

Whatever the GIW did was out of his system, but that still left a very dead and coreless Joker.

Yeah...apparently Joker had a core, but not anymore because he ate it like it was pop rock candy, if the weird cousin spicy version of it. He still feels like he has some of it stuck in his teeth.

Anyways! Not the point!

Joker! Very dead at his feet, what is he supposed to do-

THUMP

Oh Ancients he's going to die again that's the Red Hood!

"Uh...I can explain, well not really. But it was an accident! I promise and-"

"You killed him?"

"I'm really sorry? He bumped into me, it was an accident I swear!"

"Go on a date with me."

WHa-what?! Did he just hear correctly why would he ask him out out of nowhere it made no sense and..oh.

Red Hood's been touched by Death not like him but enough to count, and enough to have some ghostly instincts.

Okay ghostly courting he can do that, he totally can, no sweat!

Shit who is he kidding he may have the instincts but he was never actually taught how he's supposed to use them or anything.

Well he's always been good at making it up as he goes, and at least his instincts will help push him in the right direction.

So he should just do what feels natural to him.

"Yes I'll go out with you. If I were to make jewelry and knives out of his bones would you accept them?"

"...For me to wear and use. Yes."

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Danny freaking out about just killing and kinda eating someone: I'm in so much trouble!

Jason behind him fixing his appearance: "Well hello there handsome come by here often?"

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Joker bumping into Danny: "ahAHA you will make a good experiment!"

Danny is high as a kite and getting the munchies: "I didn't know I could order food with my mind!"

Joker: "Whut-"

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Jason seeing Danny absolutely wrecking Jokers shit: *Ghost Instincts Activated*

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Jason falling fast for Danny without even knowing his name: "Can I pretty please kiss you?"

Danny realizing what's going on but still being clueless: "Does that mean you will accept these gifts made from Jokers bones?"

Jason's Ghost Instincts rising to a fever pitch: "I'm going to woo the fuck out of ya and then we'll get married then we'll fu-"

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Danny's Ghostly Instincts being connected to his 'Protection' & Jason's to his 'Revenge' showing these kind of specific gestures towards them is incredibly romantic.

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Jason and Danny's relationship basically:

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#They're like Morticia & Gomez absolutely smitten for each other

#Jason brings a crying & beaten up GIW who has been stalking Danny

#Danny almost swooned

#They start flirting with each other while standing on top of the GIW dude

#Jason's goons are happy that their boss found 'The One' apparently but can they please stop eyefucking each other while they're there and-

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Just an Idea

[the-ominous-owl]

Rio Vidal, Embodiment of Death:

also rio vidal, embodiment of death:

[jesterofthecourt]

I love that Death Note is just Light going, “so here is my evil super complex plan I spent hours thinking of with my top A++ student thinking” cut to L going “so here is Light’s plan” not even 2 seconds later

[eggo-tistical]

if we really being real here

[dailyflicks]

DEATH BECOMES HER 1992, dir, Robert Zemeckis

[overlymellodramattic]

Can you tell I like the wammy boys

[thevelvetgoldmine]

When I was in India, they'd talk about reincarnation. There's a poem I… I read by Kipling…

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES 01.01 | The Case of Crystal Palace

[crybabycola]

L and Light are the funniest pairing to me bc they could’ve literally fucked in canon and it wouldn’t have changed the story like at all

[numbuh424]

AU where Light never picks up the notebook and goes on to join the NPA, eventually following in his father's footsteps as chief.

The first L has retired (which is a nice way of saying he's disappeared and no one can track him down), forcing his successor Near to take up the mantle.

Years later, the chief of the NPA is summoned by L to help track down a serial killer.

[beif0ngs]

#really living for this whole tired foster mom/aunt energy Sevika’s got going on with Jinx in this season

[fervi-g]

[assiraphales]

zoro was so funny for being like actually not only would I follow my captain to hell but now I’m the king of hell. suck it

[dailyflicks]

ISABELLA ROSSELLINI as LISLE VON RHUMAN in Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. Robert Zemeckis

[purplink8]

Look at how upbeat Light appears to be just after he gets validation from L lmao:

Light: *provides an essay to prove that his deduction skills are in fact excellent*

L: correct

Light: :DD I'm right, you say? Just like that? :DDD (*actually beaming with a wide grin can y'all believe it?! :)

[Light probably:

"This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in flirting via deductive reasoning, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve"]

...and when L is flippant about it, Light deflates a little- Oh Light, my poor little meow meow XD

[malevolentcast]

Hey there! Looking for a laugh?

I had the absolute pleasure of joining my friend Tal @starplanes on their show "Someone Dies In This Elevator" @sditepod A spoiler driven anthology series, where there is always an elevator and someone always dies in it - but everything else is different.

Listen to my entry and enjoy!

"Mal-elevate-nt"

LINK: https://pod.link/1560057600/episode/2af27d33d96f2c197876fceb88ff943e

they used different art but THIS Cover Art by @rotflea