#Drunk himbo

[lunisaka]

Tsunami was too silly

[daiwild]

Forever & Always Paulkins ?

Orr Tinkoffski 👀

The Matthew-Perkins. Second normal-est Hatchetfield couple. The first normal-est are the Jerries, obv.

[p0ssym1lker]

Tim and Jason about to make brucie wayne look like a genius: this is all for you

Dick, who was caught with starfire and needed someone to take the spotlight: I love you

[lamnwar]

Aomine is the kind of dumbass to tell you

"What for?"

When you tell him you guys need protection

[frozenhi-chews]

I don't mind projection onto fictional characters that much, heck I do it myself. (Aspec characters my beloved.) But sometimes peojection just turns into overly sanded projections of the canonical characters themselves.

Heck not even projection, sometimes they'll just do whatever to the character to the point they're barely recognizable. Making them sanded and flat to put in the most bare bones stuff for like, memes and other forms of projection. Thinking it's cool or funny to have them be that way when it very clearly goes against canon.

Idk I'm just tired of seeing characters dulled down for whatever headcanons and ships and whatnot just because people can't handle nuance and think of them deeper than a surface level interpretation. PLEASE go back and look at the characters in canon and study them for a bit. Build headcanons off of that. Sometimes they'll do things that you won't do and that's fine. Not everything is for personal projection. (Though there's nothing wrong in being a self indulgent a little)

[this-is-krikkit]

i have One (1) regret in life and that's waiting until this goddamn year two thousand and twenty-fucking-three to watch yuri on ice when xmas has been such a shit time for so long and all this time i could have been thinking of it as vitya's birthday instead???

truly a Shame™️ but hey. at last here we are ♥️

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Actually I would like more Cynthia and Buddy interacting in fics

Stuff like Cynthia getting into a fight and Buddy patching her up, the two of them watching sports together, the two of them butting heads when it comes to playing the leads in R&J (and maybe them doing more plays in the future), Cynthia coming out to Buddy and Buddy being supportive (and btw i have read that one fic where they both get drunk and Cynthia accidentally comes out to him), the two of them getting drunk and absolutely both being clingy drunks, Cynthia absolutely destroying Buddy at football

Anyways I just imagine the two of them having a kind of Steve/Robin friendship and you cannot change my mind

[ghostinacardboardbox]

I keep thinking that if I blog enough about my niche interests then somebody somewhere will respond. Like if I’m crazy enough about an actual play podcast someone will listen to it. It hasn’t happened yet but I have hope and that’s why I put every Ghosts on a Train thought I have on this hellsite.

Anyway y’all should listen to Ghosts on a Train.

[hyuckmov]

GIVE ME a reason to write a himbo hyuck pt.2. or even just vignettes. i miss them.

[a-lil-perspective]

Okay no but drunk!Hunter is fckin hilarious lol he just rambles on and on; not a single coherent thought.

Observe:

(Drunk!Papa Hunter mind you XD)

Drunk Hunter, hysterical: Cyare? Honey where are you? I miss you my loooveeee—

Cyare, sighing: Let’s get you to bed.

Hunter: Noooo, I need my babies. Cyare, I need my babies.

Cyare: *calling out* Girls? Come help me tuck Papa in bed.

Hunter: *perks up* My babies are here??!

Huntlings, just standing there: 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Cyare: Uh… love, how much did you have to drink?

Hunter, beaming: Girls!! I missed you! Papa missed you so much— *scoops his geerlies into his arms* Are y’all still my babies???

Cyare: …Hon?

*Huntlings loving on their papa*

Hunter, tearing up: You’re all so tiny. Miniature. My precious little babies.

[gaewaren]

i see 1 photo of jack donoghue i'm overcome with lust immediately i want himmmm

[spiralingswitch]

Currently drunk and horny. DM/ask me about how you'd make me your dumb boy toy

[ninjastudioart]

Here's some fun typed skit of a drunk Lloyd with a rather surprised Kai

Kai had become rather worried. With texts unanswered, he was starting to think his green friend wasn't coming.

It was odd. They had planned a game night, and Lloyd had insistently assured him he was perfectly fine with coming. Even that had been surprising. With Lloyd's boss being an inconsiderate asshole, Lloyd rarely got breaks and weekends were his only (occasional) time off.

"Kai, he's probably busy or something. Maybe his boss made him come in?" Nya didn't even look at her brother as she helped Jay reach the games in the closet.

The fire ninja sighed, sending one last text and throwing his phone onto the couch as he joined his friends.

...

Kai was now on the move, despite his sisters protests. It had been two hours, and still nothing. Images of harm and pain flooded Kai's head.

Had he hurt himself? Had someone else hurt him. What if Garmadon had tried to take him again? Lloyd didn't have exactly the best record in safety, most of his existant spent in some danger.

So Kai was only mildly concerned for his mental wellbeing as he hopped in his car and sped onto the highway.

...

Koko wasn't home, but Kai could see Lloyd's light was on in his bedroom, the window also open.

"Weird, Lloyd never peaves his window open..." No one was moving, so Kai decided to try and yell at Lloyd.

"Lloyd! Lloyd are you up!? Lloyd!" No response. He yelled again. This time he heard something rustle and something glass hit the ground and shatter.

"Lloyd? Are you okay!?" Again, he heard something move, but nothing else. So Kai did what any logical person would do.

He clambered onto the roof and climbed into Lloyd's window. No one had ever said Kai was the brightest bulb in the box, not even Kai.

Kai looked around, almost seeing a normal scene. Except Lloyd was laying on the ground surrounded by empty bottles, and holding one in his right hand.

Kai's eyes saddened, the tall man gently stepping towards the seemingly unconscious green ninja. Kai knew Lloyd drank, hell he enjoyed a nice daquiri often. But Lloyd getting drunk was concerning since it took alot to get him even buzzed. And the numerous bottles told Kai that Lloyd had infact drank a whole fucking ton.

He kneeled down and removed the bottle from Lloyd's hand, only for said hand to grab his wrist.

Kai nearly jumped out of his skin, half expecting Lloyd to rip his arm off thinking he was an enemy. But Lloyd twisted his head to look at Kai, long hair falling down his forehead.

"Kai? What-re *hiccup*are you doin...." Lloyd's eyes were unfocused, and his words slurred. He was most certainly wasted.

"Hey greenie, why don't we get you off the floor?" Kai moved to try and pick the thin man up, but was met with a rather strange reaction.

Lloyd wrapped himself around him, and Kai found himself pulled onto the ground as well.

"Mmm warm..." Lloyd had somehow twisted around and now layed on top of Kai, nuzzling his head into the crook of Kai's neck.

"Lloyd! I, ummm, what ya doing bud?" Kai tried to pick himself up, but Lloyd hugged him tighter.

"Nooooo~ I'm don't want" Kai smiled at the rather unimpressive english, but still pushed himself up, Lloyd wrapped around him like some kinda opossum.

"Yeah okay um...why don't we go to bed huh?" Lloyd said something, but it was so slurred Kai didn't even have an idea of what was said.

"Um, sure. Okay." Kai carried Lloyd, who nuzzled into his chest and purred. They soon stood by the bed, and Kai moved his arms to drop Lloyd.

But Lloyd stayed, hanging on for dear life as he groaned.

"Nooooo warm!" He hissed as he headbutted Kai's chest. Kai stared down, unsure what to do now. He'd never dealt with this before, much less dealt with it from someone who hated being touched usually.

"Ugh, okay, let's...let's lay down together kay?" At that Lloyd went limp and fell backwards onto his bed. He kicked his legs, giggling mindlessly. His giggling episode ended with a "squawk", which even surprised Lloyd.

"Hehe, you're a strange dude Lloyd. A strange dude for sure." Kai collapsed on the bed as well, laughing to himself at Lloyd's cooes and purrs.

"Mmmm Kaaaiiiii! Do you *hiccup* think I'm pretty?" Kai felt his face go red, a shocking reaction for a pornstar. But hearing a friend say that as he curls into a purring ball of drunken affection.

"Um...yes Lloyd. Yes you are very pretty." Lloyd seemed satisfied, moving to lay an top of Kai. Curling up, Kai layed in confusion as a drunk ninja layed on top of him, occasionally slurring out a word and squawking.

"Hehe, um, good night Lloyd. Sleep well." Lloyd seemed to already be asleep, so Kai now layed there, figuring out how to fall asleep whilst laying with his drunk friend

[kiirschtein-archive]

in my notes app from the other night before i fell asleep lmfao

[percentstardust]

“Wait.” He goes silent as if in deep thought. In fact, he is seriously thinking about what he is about to say. “I’m the ghost that’s haunting my house?” He asks, pointing to himself. “Uh oh.”

[stormxpadme]

Okay but the fact that the town is called Monroeville cracks me up.