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Vercel: Tu escaparate al mundo para aplicaciones web
¿Qué es Vercel y por qué deberÃas usarlo? Vercel es una plataforma de desarrollo y despliegue que ha revolucionado la forma en que los desarrolladores comparten sus aplicaciones web. Pensada para ofrecer una experiencia de desarrollo fluida y un despliegue instantáneo, Vercel se ha convertido en una herramienta indispensable para muchos desarrolladores frontend. Como bien has mencionado, Vercel…
#análisis de rendimiento#API#aplicaciones web#CDN#CI/CD#colaboración#desarrollo web#despliegue#despliegue instantáneo#Edge Functions#frontend#gestión de proyectos#Git#imágenes optimizadas#infraestructura#JAMstack#minificación.#Netlify#Next.js#optimización#performance#pre-rendering#SEO#serverless#Vercel
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stay awake, stay alert, stay alive.
#markiplier#the edge of sleep#dave torres#fanart#art#i hope you're happy mark i had to bust a vpn on my already barely functional phone#but loved it
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Being someone who has read every appearance of John Walker that has ever been published by Marvel Comics makes it crazy when people like... complain about him. "John Walker is a bad Captain America!" Yes, that is... like, his entire narrative function. He is a warped reflection of Steve Rogers, a version of Steve that does not say no to orders no matter how craven, a version of Steve that does not restrain himself in battle, a vocally politically conservative Steve unlike comics Steve's vaguely center-liberal politics. He is meant to be social commentary, meant to be an antagonist, meant to essentially protect Steve's moral goodness by being a representation of every bad thing Steve isn't. He only didn't become a straight up villain because he is narratively and thematically more interesting when he is a hero and can challenge Steve's authority and actions, or later, Hawkeye's position via being an equal to them, and not a bad guy. I know the way the MCU has articulated his character is different but at the core he represents the same thing; what Steve (and by extension, Sam) isn't. He is meant to protect the idea of Captain America by being bad at it, so we cheer when the Right, Correct Captain America takes over.
"John Walker killed that guy" and in comics he killed 14, I'm honestly shocked he stopped at one.
I dunno I just feel deeply confused seeing gifs or posts chronicling the bad things he's done as if they're a gotcha and not like, just him fulfilling what is still ultimately his narrative purpose. Regardless of how you feel if he was justified in killing that dude or not, the MCU clearly does not think he is, because the sound design, cinematography and acting of that scene are meant to be jarring, visceral, and Wrong. These are not hard concepts to grasp. I feel like I'm going insane.
#brieuc.txt#john walker#Because MCU John while a better person than comic John still ultimately is very similar in his narrative function#He is a Bad Captain America who has to figure out what comes next afterwards#Like his usage is still to make you understand he can't be Captain America and Steve or Sam should take over instead#Even though they rounded off a lot of John's edges to at least make his heel turn shocking when it did happen#but like. yeah no shit he wasn't a good Captain America HIS NARRATIVE FUNCTION WAS TO SHOW HOW NECESSARY SAM AS CAP IS#THAT WAS HIS USE IN THE SHOW.
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star trek tos is deeply entrenched in its identity as a 60s tv show for better or for worse (both) but i think retroactively the city on the edge of forever ends up showcasing this more now since its set in a time we can now as 21st century viewers connect with being closer to the time it was produced, rather than the nebulous 23rd. it's interesting because for me i think the single episode informs the way i connect an imagined future to the actual real 1960s the show was written in, particularly in the language and the way relationships between characters are depicted in the way they speak to one another. in that single episode it suddenly feels that the coded language everyone uses, the subtext, the hints and euphemisms is a necessity of the world rather than a feature of the show. and suddenly (for me, at least) that totally shapes the rest of the way i view the rest of the original series. though the way they speak to one another doesn't really tangibly change all that much, when they're placed in the setting of the 1930s the way that kirk and spock speak to each other and about one another entirely shifts.
edith asks kirk in regards to his relationship with spock "I still have a few questions I'd like to ask about you two. Oh, and don't give me that 'questions about little old us' look, you know as well as I do how out of place you two look here." which. well. hello. and later when she asks "Why does Spock call you captain? Were you in the war together?" and kirk says "we... served together" its like yes the obfuscation of their identities and who they are to one another is a necessity of the plot and time travel reasons but i also can't pretend that particular response doesn't color kirks line 2 episodes later in amok time "you've been called the best first officer in the fleet, that's an... enormous asset to me" in a different light. the necessity of secrets and closed doors and frantically having to conceal themselves and their tiny little apartment with a pair of twin beds and ediths "you, by his side as if you've always been there and always will" and "'Captain'? See, even when he doesn't say it, he does" well i can't act like it doesn't change the way i see their enforced professional distance in other episodes, even when they're back safe in their own century. its why The conversation cut from the original harlon ellison script hits seriously i think. it's like a deeply personal confession of desire for a life that could never be: "On my world the nights are very long. The sound of the silver bird against the sky is very sweet. My people know there is always time enough for everything. You would be comfortable there" and a wistful acceptance ("All the time in the world...") in another time in another life in another place it could be but just not this one. spock's endless resignation. well it just changes everything for me. star trek is about the 1960s!!!!!!
#star trek#txt#this mess of thoughts#this city on the edge rewatch was deeply and profoundly moving for some reason this time#i have to wax poetic about it now.#its also like this isnt even scratching the SURFACE of my metatextual analysis of how the subtextual coding of their relationship is not#just a feature or necessity of the show but how it functions narratively and as a part of the social context for the constructed tos future#AAAAAA
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hello! i have not posted in a little while! have these little doodles as compensation
CW: depictions of alcohol and alcoholism in cut below
#stp voices#voice of the contrarian#voice of the cheated#voice of the opportunist#tw alcoholism#i always thought cheated would be a heavy drinker#why not take the edge off when u know ur day's gonna suck#and also i've been drawing him more often than others rn#he's just really fun to draw mb guys <3#we all have our favorites#and my favorites are miserable alcoholics who can barely function without their boose
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In that hyperfixation limbo where I know i should refocus on Mouse Detective soon so I can do more research for a video but not yet because I'm fucking BUSYYYY ARGHHH
#out here edging my hyperfixations#😟no.. dont say that#ohh too late#txt#Turbo is still a frequent topic of thought but not as much anymore... hmm#I do have some extra thoughts I'd like to publish but any potential 2nd channel is too new to have regular functionality#like no timestamps </3#I'll just try to chill until summer but i NEED something to obsess over to feel mentally stable RAAGHH#adhd#yt
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tw for abortion talk ( fictional ) //
and if i said that i am contemplating the idea of the dr impregnating vanida in the institution and vanida inducing her own miscarriage by eating poisonous herbs in the forest when escaping, how many rocks will be thrown at me?
#. // ♡ 🌱 txt#like it is a dark topic but also im like… ‘the chances of it….. are not impossible’#because it is like a known thing i’ve established#that the dr DOES want to knock vanida up because of their obsession#and i personally think that it would be a sort of irony#that in their ‘sessions’ with vanida where they are not even thinking about that#cause they are too wrapped in their own high of finally having her in the palm of their hand#they actually do succeed on it#and is just unaware of it LMAO#unlike vanida who knows her body too damn well#as well as she does plants & herbs ( her hobby of collecting them )#so when she escapes into the woods i imagine she is scavenging the nearest poisonous plants she can find#also because i think it would be fun to apply eerie psychic dmg on rory#to see vanida come back to the orphanage in the middle of the night with blood running down her legs#and this refusal to talk about what happened leaving rory having to fill in the dots themselves#as well the extra sting of failure on rory’s part for not looking out for the child of his friend#but maybe it could be pivotal moment in their dynamic too!#that in this sort of tired exhausted state of vani that rory who is still rough around the edges#shows her a moment of mercy by letting her clean herself and not questioning her out of dignity#helps her back to her room when she is too tired to walk after bathing#which honestly?#i also do like the idea of this moment also serving a functional possible mechanic for npc vanida#that she can help any other pcs / ocs with managing their health & pregnancies with her treatments#which sorry to the ones discomforted by this topic of conversation
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in like the second to last episode when taub was like why dont u respect wilsons wishes to die
house yells at him about how hard it has been to choose to live
and then we cut to other doctors and nurses and patients who hear him yelling this taboo thing, looking at him like hes weird and wrong and making a ruckus
ugh. houses reaction to it hurts me. its just such a clear reminder of how alone he feels/is.
#house md#gregory house#its just like. he doesnt understand that sometimes social nicities have a real function when it comes to building trust and relationships#but its a double edged sword bc he is right in that those nicities and the baggage along with them box out a lot od actual meaning#we see this theme many times of house valuing the patients life above all else#the question to him isnt the ends jsutifying the means#even though that is the problem we are tackling#its that if the ends dont justify the means then how can the ends mean anything#he tries to justify suffering jn this way#its why the question is most of the time not framed as dont you understand you are making people suffer#house is like yeah i suffer greatly all the time in every direction for no reason and i cant do anything about it#maybe suffering is inevitable but maybe it can mean something#the dr code Do No Harm is flawed because it is impossible to inflict nothing
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Playing with the idea of Jericho/Virgil being blurry




#I'm usual plurality terms because they're not a system but they certainly function like one#legends of avantris#edge of midnight#jericho sticks#eom Virgil#marius renathyr
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OH YEAH. okay one thing I DO want to talk about from Skyfall. That I think we should be talking about more. is the "he went into the priest hole for TWO (2) DAYS" thing.
I had like. known that was A Thing, but ig didn't see or forgot what it looked like. but the first look at it I was like. whoa. this is.... how do I say. like there's something visceral and primal and primitive about it just being bare rock. and I made a comment about how insane that is, and esp seeing the mine/cave-like rock and the thought of TWO DAYS down there.. that it's sth "like returning to some sort of primordial earthly womb (tomb)"
but then later they showed that the priest hole is NOT just like a bolthole. but a whole-ass tunnel system!!! EXTRA wild! what was Bond doing down there? WHERE exactly was he in the priest hold then? Was he hunkered down in some corner? Was he wandering around the caves like some sort of primordial spectre.
also there's something interesting/cool about it being like. seemed like it was just going to be a bolthole, and then they revealed it was this whole-ass tunnel system. Skyfall has a lot of maze/hidden/hiding symbolism, and there's something interesting about there being this, like. hidden earthly labyrinth at the heart/hearth/underneath Skyfall.
also the idea of baby Bond wandering a stone labyrinth under the very bones of his ancestral home after the death of his parents... and the whole when he came out he wasn't a boy anymore or whatever it was exactly Kincade said.... hmmm......... Minotaur? Minotaur vibes perhaps? I think there is something here- I think there's something to be said about hidden monstrosity/adversity bringing out monstrosity in us, plus the whole nature/nurture question of like, Bond and HIS "nature," was he born brutal or was he made brutal
(by his career, by his forging as a 00 agent, by M's machinations-- speaking of machinations. but okay god the way she. Manages him... I DO think there's a lot of interesting parts throughout the movies but there was a particular moment in Skyfall when she was like. hunt them down. for Ronson. like ggngng that was like. the emotional equivalent of those loop/stick leashes they use to capture stray dogs.... lowering the loop around his neck and tightening... and then once it's tightened she can move him around cuz it's a stick and not just a rope leash, she can literally physically lead him...) (and also the nature/nurture question of Silva's rats thing)
#halfbaked00q dot edu#Skyfall posting#there's also a lot of interesting things we can analyze here abt the way Bond does or doesn't make eye contact#I think this is one of those 'soul looks like it wandered away from his body' movies#the way he is SO locked in with Severine in that convo... it's soo interesting#and the way he's like. kinda absent/going thru the motions w Moneypenny... until she puts that finger under his chin....#I also do rly like the way they kept it ambiguous if they slept together or not#although it does mean that Doylistically I think that means they shoehorned in the sleeping w Severine thing#cuz that's like. What Bond Should Do (sleep with hot chicks) but it didn't FIT with the previous scene I don't think....#although perhaps there's something interesting to read into like#she's a victim of the sex trade. he's a casualty of the need for sexspionage & 'by any means necessary'#and both of them in that moment were doing 'what they were supposed to' (I almost said what they were told lol. but I mean. ig that's not#wrong either? just like. what they were told. but doylistically)#so yeah I DO think there are interesting things in Skyfall that we could dig into more#that I don't think I've reaaally seen done or maybe done a lot of in fandom#although. you know me. I think the whole digging into the tension/fracture points in Bond's character are soo interesting. and so underdone#I think it's easy to just go with Bond as a whole character but to ME it's like. he has SO many stress points and fractures and#contradictions in his character. and that to me makes it sooo interesting#cuz it's present and it DOES cause tension/problems/trauma/etc#but also he's very like. brutally practical about it lmao! like. *shrug* strap my ribs in and keep walking cuz I gotta#or like. balances the knife edge of his contradictions and threads the needle of Remaining Functional#he's the machine that has been jury-rigged and patched up so many times that it's like. actually DON'T service it cuz you'll just#make it worse... like uhh water heaters that have never been drained - DON'T drain it cuz the limescale is probably what is keeping it#together and if you drain it you may actual reveal corrosion that is only being held together by the build-up#or like the car thing of like. if you've never changed your transmission fluid then the only thing keeping it running is the metal debris#and if you change it then actually it loses that debris that lets it catch and start and then you need a new transmission#sth like that
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GUYS MANIFEST ME LOCKING IN TODAY I WANNA ANSWER MY ASKS BUT TS4 HAS BEEN STEALING HOURS OF MY LIFE HELP
#stfu sky#I ACTUALLY AM.......PLAGUED AGAIN CUZ I NEVER GOT SO FAR IN MY SAVES????#LIKE I HAVE 6 MEMBERS IN MY FAMILY NOW AND THE GENEALOGY TREE IS BIG!!!!#MY POINT WAS TO MAKE IT GROW CRAZY AND IM DOING IT#BUT OMFG SO MANY FUCKING PPL DISOBEYING ME#ts4 is sucha double edged sword dude ur sims look pretty bUT AT THE COST OF THEIR FUNCTIONALITY#Im begging EA games to stop spaghetting their code#anyways with that said I miiiiight indulge in art about my sims cuz I make them with so much luv that I#kinda grew attached to them so yeah <3#ill go back to cotl soon I promise I have an AU in mind already#ALSO THE LESHYCAT COMIC IS ALMOST DONE JUST......2 MORE PAGES AND WE OVER#anyways yes manifest for me Im so Cooked
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I am of two minds about giving myself more writing deadlines. On the one hand I had so much fun writing for a prompt & deadline for the fic exchange but on the other hand I DID stay up until 7 am to get it done. I have not been able to find a good balance between putting SOME pressure on myself because writing is a hobby I overall enjoy and I like it when people read my work. and putting too much pressure on myself and burning out
#idk it is so annoying to have all these ideas that would really benefit from a consistent release schedule#but be sooo so bad at the executive function necessary to make that happen#in some ways it is a good low pressure way to practice that type of executive function but i am also like#constantly on the knife's edge of doing too much and going back to step 1: eat and sleep consistently
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The agony of being possessed by an archangel + the worshipful love the beautiful archangel inspires + the shame of being a willing tool to the devil to end the world turns Nick into a demon send tweet-
#woke up from the edge of sleep gotta jot this down#like functions as a knight of hell so we still have Mark Pellegrino but probably has traces of Lucifer's grace#spn nick#lucifer spn#nickifer#I know most of us buy that Nick died when the Colt shot him but let me just- I want him sopping wet with blood. as a treat. demon powers#hes the new Lilith he's Lucifer's new pretty princess
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€1,850 a month for this btw.
Nearly 50% of the pre-tax median wage for the city to live in a tiny studio apartment.
#it's a nice studio true#but the number of people who can afford this is...low#and you're paying so much for WHAT#to live in a shitty rundown city with barely-functioning public transportation#in a tiny parochial backwater country on the edge of the Atlantic#this isn't NYC lmao
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Too many people are dying around me lately.
#tw venting#vent post#cw death#tw death#my stepdad has lung cancer. starting chemo soon.#my grandmother is recovering from surgery. breast cancer.#my cousins stepmother passed last friday. my uncle is dying and his closest family hasn't said whats going on. wont tell.#its so hard to be happy and want to talk to anyone lately. im sorry friends#plus my mom has a pinched nerve in her upper spine and had failed surgery for it twice now. her hands and arms are numb. her legs too#shes fighting to move at all. theres times ive woken up to her screaming because of pain and the doctors wont help her#my grandmother has been declining really fast. she doesn't remember half our family. shes getting confused and lost and easily irritated.#she cant function without my grandfather in her sight. ive been in charge of watching her days on end. im stressed#i was promised to be paid for it and my grandfather refused to actually pay me. unrelated but he threw my laptop away.#and he put my cats tree thing outside and i cant carry it back inside on my own. my cat is never allowed outside thats dangerous.#my stepdad keeps calling me pathetic for how thin i am. (87lbs)#and my relationship has been a complete mess. im stressed and struggling to find things to look forward to. im tired#im tired of being triggered and neglected and yelled at and overwhelmed. im tired of everything#my mom promised to watch a movie with me soon but every time i remind her she just says Later. its been weeks.#im burnt out and bored all the time. ive lost access to my outlets and my special interests (not mystreet. thankfully lol)#i need to get my id and a haircut. i need to dye my hair i genuinely cannot handle my natural hair it makes me dysphoric. im struggling.#im on the edge of getting kicked out of my house. if anyone sees my messy room im getting kicked out.#i need a break. a nap. idk
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I've accepted that I can't finish this knitting WIP before tmrw and honestly I feel Relieved...gonna paint my nails instead and give my hands a break
#I just wanted to be the goth at the function 😔😔 I should've made mesh sleeves rather than attempt to knit the whole shirt in 5 day#I just got to the ribbing of one sleeve and counted the sts - totally off and can't be fixed without ripping back ??? rows#and I can't rip back this mesh it must be tinked and that can (and will) result in dropped sts#nevermind the fact that I'd have to knit an entire extra sleeve in a few hours#**second sleeve#I'm not about to have a three sleeved shirt#lets be real it's too hot to wear wool in 25C weather even if it's a mesh undershirt#I'm not sure if Im gonna try and finish it at a later time - I was thinking I'd wear this to my mtrench concert too#it might mean ripping out the whole sleeve and starting over from the pick up edge#honestly I hate magic looping this mesh pattern it's so easy to lose yarn overs bc of the cord switches#maybe lace patterns really aren't my thing 😔 I haven't enjoyed knitting lace since like 13 years ago#I'm still gonna be goth though >:) gonna wear my fancy earrings and all black and probably burn up in the sun#zeke speaks#yeah actually I think I will rip back the entire sleeve since ik I'm not gonna finish it for tonight but want a fresh start#honestly none of the needle options are great for the sleeve circumference#dpns are only marginally better for keeping the loose yarnovers from slipping off into oblivion#travelling loop doesn't work for a st count this small#small circumference lace...I hate it sm#actually you KNow what sometimes yarn is just cursed#Ive already frogged this yarn three times for three projects that didn't work out#but I will try to salvage this project just not tonite
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