#Excel spreadsheets

[applesfallingfromblondehair]

how i think it went

75 fans going to Finsbury Park on Sunday (for the past several weeks): WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TIMETABLE WE ARE LOSING OUR MINDS

Dirty Hit:

Huxley:

Jamie:

Matty:

Ross:

Anyone else from the 75 inner circle:

Hann: *sighs* *rolls up sleeves* *fires up the laptop* *opens Excel* "Why does it always have to be me."

George: *looks over Hann's shoulder* *grins* "Let me help."

Hann: *goes on the View tab and clicks 'hide gridlines' before doing anything else*

George: *gets a full OCD boner*

Hann: "Alright so there's this curfew thing. Lifts at 10 and then resumes at 9:30." *writes down the word CURFEW*

George: *points at the screen* "Add STRICT in there."

Hann: *adds STRICT* *grins* *creates another table below for set times* "Alright then, who's playing?"

George: "Us, obviously."

Hann: *writes down The 1975* *Googles the full lineup* *writes down the rest of the acts in decreasing order of appearance*

George: "That's a bit confusing. Looks like we're the ones playing first."

Hann. "Fuck, you're right." *adds numbers from 7 to down to 1 next to the set times*

George: "Beautiful."

Hann: *posts on Instagram adding TBC to cover his ass* *looks down at his phone smiling, satisfied* "You're welcome, people."

[susanoos-wife]

Anyone else ever get struck by the random urge to make Excel spreadsheets about random stuff or is that just me?

[thebearme]

im currently making a excel sheet of all the palestinian gofundme's

anyone thats a expert on this, am i doing this right?

[depresanesfreetime]

can you tell I hate history

[universe-of-peoples]

My villain origin story is my coworkers messing with the format on our excel spreadsheets

[writerrjohn]

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[thewritehag]

Turns out I like to make spreadsheets when I'm anxious, so I have a one that's an inventory of all my tarot and oracle decks, including pictures and vibes. I have quite a few, as it turns out

[thingswtiy]

Academic Help

Okayyy so I am currently learning excel spreadsheets for college and I currently need to practice working with them to look for information, create charts, etc.

I was wondering if anyone out there would like to help a fellow academic by letting me create an excel spreadsheet for them to review and give their opinion on?

[drnic1]

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[thewispsoftime]

Other Autism Gamer Girl things I've done:

Made an excel sheet for Supermarket Simulator that auto-calculates what my prices should be set at with a given profit margin: link

Made an excel sheet for Oxygen Not Included that tracked material amounts and, more importantly, material change amounts and would tell me if I am net positive or net negative on any given material, and if negative how many days of that material I have left. I also programmed a button in apps script to advance the material amounts ahead a cycle so I didnt have to do it manually every cycle: link

I've played over 1200 hours of factorio and over 200 hours of satisfactory

Made an excel sheet for Dead In Vinland that let me see the stats of all my characters at a glance and see what types of tasks they'd be most suited to without having to swap them all in or out: link

sometimes i think "hmm maybe not im not autistic..." and then I do shit like mark buildings on the map in Project Zomboid in hexadecimal to coordinate with a notebook log of notable items in each building

[delta-lethonomia]

There's a reddit thread on the BG3 sub where the user u/InklingRain posted a spreadsheet they made with all the companion approvals. Super useful in general both for playing the game and for fic, so I thought I'd post it on tumblr and play around a little!

There's a top row with the average approval by companion, but I didn't find that very useful, so I changed it to the count of approvals (i.e. count of approvals & disapproval total, how often a companion had a reaction to something). We all know Astarion gives a lot of disapprovals here and there, but they're only -1 at a time, so no big deal, right?

No. Minsc has the least at only 45 reactions, Halsin at 95, Minthara at 145, and of the main companions, Gale is pretty average at 198, Lae'zel at 224, and Shadowheart, rather opinionated at 258...

but that's nothing compared to Astarion's 406. That's almost 150 more than the next person!!! That's more than Minthara and Shadowheart combined! Babygirl really woke up one day and decided to get in a snit over everything that happens 😂

(Longer post about count of positive and negative opinions, sum of approvals and disapprovals, and some major outliers below. Picture with values at the very end.)

But that's a bit disingenuous. If we look at the ratio of positive to negative opinions (not taking value into account), Astarion's pretty average at 30% (negative count over sum count, so let's call that negativity). This is similar to Gale (31%), Karlach (30%), and Lae'zel (32%). In theory, getting Astarion's approval or disapproval is just as easy as any of theirs, with a 20% bias towards positive approvals. Later companions are weighted heavily towards the lower end of the spectrum, with Jaheira at 13% negativity and Minsc at 9%. As you only get them very late, it's pretty clear that the game gives you a lot of opportunities to get their approvals and thus open up more of their quests and dialogue.

However. We have an outlier. Wyll Ravenguard, clocking in at an indecent 38% negativity! Which really just goes to show, while Astarion is the most opinionated, Wyll has the most disapprovals, making him the judgiest companion of all 🤣

However, this really wouldn't be a good post if we didn't look at the value of approvals. Karlach, for instance, has the strongest disapproval value of -100 (given if you sleep with her and then call it a mistake). Ouch. This is clearly at outlier and doesn't say much about Karlach's changeability of opinion in general. If we look at the sum of positive and negative opinions, this is a very heavy swing, making up 100 points of her total 191 disapproval points possible to her 281 approvals total. Another outlier is Minsc, who currently possesses a 43% disapproval percentage (a heavy -50 disapproval given if you sacrifice him to Sarevok. Jaheira, by contrast, apparently doesn't give a damn, or her value might simply not be included in the dateset.)

Removing outliers is really a matter of opinion here, so I'll only remove the most extreme swings, such as the above mentioned disapprovals.

The otherwise strongest swings are Astarion (-15 for telling him it was a mistake preventing him from drinking Araj's blood, or saying you only wanted to sleep with him, not deal with his trauma) and Wyll (+20 for siding with Karlach during his confrontation with her, which really shows he didn't really want to kill her and is very grateful you stopped him). Halsin gives +40 for reuniting Oliver with Thaniel, which...lifting the shadow curse is sort of his life's mission, and a bit of a unique case, so while it makes sense, I think it's such a unique event that can't be topped by anything else and will remove it. Jaheira give +20 for extending the Emperor's protection to Minsc, and, for funsies, Minthara's heaviest disapproval is -5 for donating to Lolth at the Stormshore Tabernacle. (lol)

I only chose to remove the aforementioned Karlach, Minsc, and Halsin values, as they're all very large swings and rather character-defining or personal to the individuals mentioned, so I don't think it says much about them in a more general day-to-day sense.

Now, using the sums of our negative and positive values, Gale is our most Negative Nancy, clocking in at 37%, which goes to show that while he's pretty average for the amount of things he cares about, when he disapproves, it's a strong one. Next up is Astarion at 35%, and Wyll at 34%. Lowest are Jaheira and Minsc at 7% and 4% respectively, which makes an intuitive sort of sense: Jaheira is old and just over being upset by the players poor choices, and Minsc is an insanely positive person overall. The next most positive companion is Halsin at 13%, which also matches with his vibe pretty well, followed by Minthara at 17%, Karlach at 24%, Lae'zel at 26%, and Shadowheart at 28%.

Tl;dr: Astarion has many, many opinions, but Wyll is the most judgemental (most disapprovals compared to approvals possible). However, when it comes to the strength of those disapprovals, Gale reigns supreme, followed by Astarion.

If don't break Karlach's heart, help Halsin achieve his life's ambition, or sacrifice Minsc, then they're pretty positive overall. Later companions are heavily weighted to approve of your actions, and Minthara is comparatively judgemental, but overall far more easy to gain approval than disapproval from.

If you take the average of all these values and include the later companions to look at as a personality "baseline" of how judgy and how strong those disapprovals may be, then...the Act 1 companions are all dramatic af, which really should come to no ones' surprise, while Karlach is the most willing to give the benefit of the doubt imo.

[phoenixyfriend]

New OC clones idea

His name is XL. He's average clone size, so people are naturally curious about what the name means. They ask if it's a dirty joke about his dingaling.

It's not. He pulls up some files. He's the quartermaster. He uses Space Excel, and it's not CALLED Excel, but he Excels at it. Hence XL.

His friends in two other battalions are Spread and Sheets. All of them get asked the Is It A Dirty Joke question and ALL respond with The Same Fucking Move (files).

This clone's job is spreadsheets and he LOVES it.

[copperbadge]

One of the things I do for my job every January is update a spreadsheet that contains all of the research my org has funded, and what the researchers went on to do after -- basically "We gave them $50K to study this disease and since then they've earned $2M in grants from other sources to continue that study." Overall we've had a great ROI.

But I took over the sheet two years ago, I didn't build it from scratch, and I had to modify it -- stuff like "separating researcher name into first and last name columns", adding a column for source URLs, a column for brief biographies, etc.

It's always had some formatting issues -- cells wouldn't align properly, or wouldn't wrap, or the row height would be truncated, and I couldn't figure out why.

Until I just took a look at the cell styles and realized that the person who had it before me, who was in finance, had formatted every column regardless of content to be either Currency or Accounting.

I'm gonna have to rebuild this fucker from scratch. I'm gonna have to copy the entire thing to a new sheet, paste without formatting, and reformat everything.

*cracks knuckles* should be fun!

(This is an example of how I am just Like That.)

[candycatstuffs]

I'm rewatching all the new s5 episodes and writing down all of doof's inators and schemes for normal well adjusted reasons and i genuinely cant stop laughing at how unserious they are

[cult-of-the-eye]

Jonathan Sims aspires to be an excel spreadsheet person. He's not.