#microsoft excel spreadsheets

[susanoos-wife]

Anyone else ever get struck by the random urge to make Excel spreadsheets about random stuff or is that just me?

[phoenixyfriend]

New OC clones idea

His name is XL. He's average clone size, so people are naturally curious about what the name means. They ask if it's a dirty joke about his dingaling.

It's not. He pulls up some files. He's the quartermaster. He uses Space Excel, and it's not CALLED Excel, but he Excels at it. Hence XL.

His friends in two other battalions are Spread and Sheets. All of them get asked the Is It A Dirty Joke question and ALL respond with The Same Fucking Move (files).

This clone's job is spreadsheets and he LOVES it.

[ranticore]

re: the excerpts you just posted, may i ask what program you use to write in... it looks really easy on the eyes

libreoffice!!!!!!!!! you can customise the colours of the workspace (i make it all low contrast grey but you can pick whatever). i'm a libre shill i recommend it to everyone as a ms word/excel/etc replacement. it's free and open source and has a UI similar to pre-2010 MS office (before they introduced the bastard ribbon)

[fruttymoment]

Microsoft Excel makes me feel like im a god 📑

[netscapenavigator-official]

Currently trying to figure out how to make a calculator in LibreOffice that can take the "yes or no" answers of four questions and turn them into values for this horrendous formula I've mustered up:

(B1+G1(D1*C1)/P)+(B2+G2(D2*C2))=F

But I've never used spreadsheet formulas outside of basic adding, subtracting, multiplying, dividing, etc., so using IF/ELSE statements in a LibreOffice Calc document terrifies me. I barely know any Swift from Apple's Swift Playgrounds, but I feel like I could write a better script in Swift than the monstrosity I'm about to make in LibreCalc.

[hmmfr0g]

Anyone else got the kinda autism that makes you wanna live in a spreadsheet?

[fuck-yeah-spreadsheets]

Okay so I just found out something fun in Excel. I'm organising my art commissions using a spreadsheet because of course i am. This is what I'm working with/on...----

The one in the middle is a picture, where I've copied the cells and done a special paste "as image". But as you can see - I updated the halfbody mini style from ❌ to ❔. So I highlighted the cells and done as I did with copy+paste special...

It!! It copied the image that was over the cells. So I guess what it really does is take a screenshot based on the cell co-ordinates.

Am I going to mess with this having fun with some Excel artwork? You betcha.

Any other nerds playing with this lemme know.

[wemlygust]

If your Microsoft 365 Subscription Price went up, this is relevant to you:

Hoping this saves someone some $$$$. In short, Microsoft auto-upgraded people on the Basic tier of their 365 subscription to the middle tier that includes copilot (with no option to turn it off), renamed the middle tier to Basic, and renamed the original Basic tier AND hid it from the subscription types options, in hopes that people won't realize they've just been auto-"upgraded" to a more expensive tier that also allows them to train their AI on your work. If you contact Microsoft support and are stubborn, or possibly (according to some of the comments on that youtube video) if you turn off auto-renewal and then look at options for re-subscribing, you can still get the original Basic tier that you had before, for the same price as you had before. Given that they are obviously not trustworthy has a subscription service, though, I'd recommend instead trying the LibreOffice (my personal favorite) or OpenOffice software suites (including Word Processor software, Spreadsheets software, etc) - both of which are 100% free. And both of which can save documents in Microsoft 365 formats so that others can still open and read your documents using Microsoft products.

[justgatesella]

I ❤️ spreadsheets 🥸

[munitionsandsupplydepot]

Windows Excel embroidered patch

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1732671178/excel-patchexcel-embroidered

[conquestgoddess]

The random things you have to look up for one off jokes in fics 🤣

[cringepoop]

because why not, i decided to graph my boop data. so anyways, here's an intentionally hard to read graph of who booped me the most

here's the top 10:

so yeah, that was fun i guess

[aweisz]

i would fuck a spreadsheet to be completely honest

[fuck-yeah-spreadsheets]

Sorry but you can't stop me feeling like a god when I've cracked something in Excel. (Not sorry)

[saltedsolenoid]

cell B12 is like a brother to me

[rosesbloom-insilence]

SPREADSHEETS!

Do you love data? Do you love graphs? So do I! And I make spreadsheets for fun. I'll help you make any spreadsheet for any application you want. Some ones I've made for myself include:

A reading log with pages read and/or time spent reading every day, with options to rate each book when finished

A writing log to track writing over a month for NaNoWriMo, including time spent writing and words per minute

A dominos score sheet to track people's scores over time throughout the year

A budget spreadsheet to visualize amount spent every month and track expenses against my budgets

A log for every podcast episode I listen to and how much time I've spent listening to podcasts

I also work as an analytical chemist, so I work often on data analysis and visualization, not just fun things!

I would love to help you out if you have a need for a spreadsheet but you just aren't sure how to do it - I've completed quite a few advanced Excel courses online and have never met a problem I have not been able to solve :)