so me and my parents are out looking for houses in the area, right, that are reasonably priced. because obviously i did not specify where i was to you all because internet security but we might end up centralized here as a family right. so we were looking and this area is... generally a pretty expensive place with an expensive real estate industry. and there’s a lot of privilege in the fact that my family is financially stable and well off enough to be looking here and i do realize that but i mean obviously we are not made of fucking money and we’re working on a budget for one house right.
anyway one of the agents casually dropped in the middle of the conversation that she owns five houses and. i cannot describe it to you the psychological response i had to that
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consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it
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POV: You’re Evan Afton, currently being squished to death by your brother and your dad finally realized your cries of help were serious
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Go down this sketchy elevator, Michael. Get in the haunted vents, Michael. It’ll be fine, it’ll be fun.
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man i'm on a roll tonight
DP x DC idea:
Bruce Wayne has somehow managed to become the unofficial guardian of at least two more kids. Maybe three. He's not sure yet. Various members of the Batfamily have made new friends recently and have been having them hang out at Wayne manor for extensive periods of time. Now only if he could actually meet the rascals face-to-face, maybe he could adopt them for real.
or
Danny, Elle, and Jazz have all made friends with different Wayne kids at different times from different places. Damian met Elle at school, Danny met Tim while working at a coffee shop, and Jazz met Cass outside the local theater. All three visit the manor separately, and no one communicates that they've befriended people from the same family. Eventually, however, their hangout sessions accidentally overlap and the Waynes have to deal with the excitement of three Fentons under a single roof.
Let's just say there's a reason the three of them live separately.
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this was really quick, but i was thinking about someone who worked at the pizzaplex reuniting with ruin after cricket fixes him up
and then i thought about them having a kid they brought along with them 🥰
gitm au is by @venomous-qwille 🙇
bonus lmao
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TG: after i watched fnaf it was like ok. now im gonna go to sleep and get scared that freddy fagbear is in my closet
TG: guess who just made another horrific typo
GG: keep talking about him like that and hell never your closet!
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Fandoms and stuff that i am into
Fnaf, Ask Goldie and Fnaf Fangames
Omori
Minecraft and Minecraft Storymode
The walking dead and The walking dead Telltale
The Amazing Digital Circus
Class of 09
Until Dawn
The Quarry
Dark Picture Anthology Games
Naughty bear
Amphibia
The Owl house
Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss
UNDERTALE and deltarune
Steven Universe
Poppy Playtime and especially the Smiling critters
Hotdiggity Demon, Brain dump and Relax with Max
Rick and Morty
Jurassic Park/World
Camp Camp
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what’s crazy to me is i remember nothing about the last season of house besides the last episode where house fakes his death to avoid going to prison so he can be with wilson in the few months he has left to live before dying of cancer and they travel off into the sunset on motorbikes together. peak romance
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