#FR THO THIS LOOKS SO GOOD ID LOVE ONE

[astranauticus]

TIL someone on bilibili (@ironcoirn on twitter) made the most unbelievably beautiful stultifera navis AMV and im losing my mind a little

[kalliyen]

Streamer Luck 🍀

Pairing: Wanderer x GN!Reader

Featuring: Wanderer (Genshin Impact)

Genre: Fluff, Modern AU

Summary: Streamer Wander drabbles lmao enjoy <33

Reader’s Pronouns: They/Them

Warning: wanderer (just brace yourself) bro is actually astronomically down bad, sorry id there’s any spelling or grammar mistakes i am delirious rn

Disclaimer: ⚠️ ONLY A WORK OF FICTION!

i. ‘wym you’re not single and rotting in a basement?’

Wanderer has been playing for hours on end, you could barely keep up with it.

He hasn’t come out of his room for hours and you were starting to get worried about his appetite, and his emotional well being.

Because you were such a good and doting partner, you decided to make Wanderer’s fave dish, and deliver it to his room.

Knocking on his door, he lets out a brief hum, signaling that it was good to come in. Careful not to get to close to the camera, not wanting to reveal yourself to his audience just yet.

Chat noticed the presence of another person in the room, and immediately bombarding Wanderer with questions like “who tf is that???” and “where did they spawn from???”

“Darling you’ve been streaming for 6 hours, take a break and eat first okay? Just call me when you need anything else.” You state, trying to resist giving him a peck on the lips.

Your boyfriend pauses his game, looks at you, then chat, and decides to pull your waist to his level to give you not one peck, but multiple.

Taken aback but not at all surprised from your boyfriend’s sudden show of affection, you lean into the kiss, missing the feel of his lips on yours.

Chat absolutely EXPLODES when they saw that, but Wanderer did not give two shits, and decided to kiss your hand, while deeply looking into your eyes

“Thanks Honey, I’ll take a break and eat this, thank you so much for looking out for me :)”

“No problem darl, just come out when I call you for dinner okay?” “Yes honey” And with that you leave the room, leaving Wanderer with him and his chat

He scans the messages, multiple times he sees “SO DOWN BAD LMAOO” and “did u kidnap them or something to take are of you”

A little irked at chat, he angrily replies “No I am NOT down bad (he is) and NO I did not kidnap them. They’re my partner. Why is that so hard to believe?”

ii. honey face reveal when?

Ever since you’ve made your existence known to Wanderer’s fan base they’ve been calling you Honey, mostly mocking him about the nickname he has for you. (they do find it cute tho fr)

They tell him to bring you into the stream more, saying that they missed your voice and your sweet personality, honestly they don’t give a fuck about him no more they just wanna see you

Wanderer gets annoyed (again, this man is always mad at his chat somehow), and says that he can’t force you to show yourself to them, which his chat respects.

“Also their sweetness and cuteness is for me only, not my fault that you guys are lonely and don’t have a partner. Imagine that, what a massive L” he says to his chat, and they start arguing with him again. (someone save his fan base)

iii. HONEY REVEALLL !!!!!

Seeing that your boyfriend’s fans really liked you, you decided to tell Wanderer that you’re finally comfortable with sharing your face to the internet, which he was really happy with. Because god he really wanted to show of the love of his life to the world, and smash it in their faces that only he could have you.

You suggest to him that you do a cute little baking stream together as your face reveal, and he couldn’t deny the adorable smile on your face while suggesting it to him, so of course he obliged.

While he was setting up the cameras and you were setting up the ingredients you felt really nervous, thoughts of ‘what if they don’t like me?’ plagued your mind, and Wanderer sensed your uneasy demeanor. He came up to you and gave you a kiss that meant ‘don’t be nervous honey, i’ll always be here for you.’

He turns the stream on and immediately people start to come in, surprised at the change of scenery.

‘Wanderer doesn’t live in his basement confirmed?!?!’ a TTS message read, and he gave the camera a glare

Chat immediately noticed you and started chanting “HONEY!” “OH MY GOD ITS HONEY FINALLY”

You gave a meek wave to the camera, still a bit nervous, but with Wanderer’s hand on your waist you knew you had nothing to worry about.

“Hello everyone,,,,I’m y/n, you probably know me as ‘honey’ and i’m…..wanderer’s partner” you say with small smile on your face, eyes turning into small slits

In conclusion, the stream was a success and chat was absolutely smitten with you.

bonus: iv. Honey takes over the channel 😱

Now that you’ve gotten more comfortable showing yourself on stream, you sometimes played games with Wanderer too, like co-op in this game called Genshin or other games that allowed two person players.

Sometimes, you even started streams yourself whenever you wanted to share something to his audience, or get advice from them when you start a new game.

Wanderer of course sees these streams and he just has the lovey dovey-est smile in the world, you swear you saw his eyes turn into hearts.

Damn, his streamer luck is insane.

[aliaology]

NOW THAT WE DONT TALK

summary: after a years worth of production, she finally releases her single for an upcoming album! pt.1

series masterlist

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liked by user45, gracieabrams and 183,287 others.

ynusername hi everyone, its been awhile! i took a break and during this break i worked on something i didnt think i could do, write music. i put my heart, tears, sweat and blood into making my new upcoming album, so just for you, im releasing one of the songs now. out now, on all platforms, ‘now that we don’t talk’ can be streamed. small thanks to my brother and my best friends (auston n gracie) who helped me with these songs and overall helping me through my hardships. love u lots.

comments

user this is already so good wtf

user okay but who is this about???

user its totally about trevor zegras right?? like their friendship ended on such bad terms so it must be him!!!

user why dont we just leave the trevor yn situation alone…

marner_93 love u sis, even tho i helped a lot on the song and haven’t gotten my deserved credit ☺️

ynusername erm… love u too!

user she sounds so forced LMAO

ynusername held at gun point lmao

user nah cuz what about jack hughes…

user doubtful

user they dated for like, a few years and hes hella popular, plus her and trevor were friends too

gracieabrams so proud bb 🤍

ynusername 🤍🤍

colecaulfield OKAY LIL MARNER 🔥🔥

ynusername WOOHOO

marner_93 this means you can sing the canadian anthem for the maple leafs 🥹🥹

ynusername yeah id rather not

mapleleafs our favorite marner 🥹🥹

ynusername stop 🥹🥹

marner_93 uh

matthewknies I CALLED MY MOM SHE SAID THAT IT WAS FOR THE BEST 😫😫😫

austonmatthews REMIND MYSELF THE MORE I GAVE YOU’D WANT ME LESS 😖😖😖

user oh my god…

quinnhughes_ 🎶

user ERM WHAT

user with important men who think important thoughts 😵😵😵

user do we think those important men were alex, cole, trevor, and the hughes boys

user their thoughts arent important lmfao

sabrinacarpenter this is art 🤭

ynusername babe you’re art 🤭🤭

user i hope jack knows he FUMBLED

user especially with that new girl…

user babe dont hate on other girls while saying you love yn, because u know she hates that stuff

user UHM? did you not see fiona basically mocking yn on tik tok? shes lucky jack barely uses tik tok fr

user and i hope she releases a second single before the album because babe this is TOO GOOD

user i AGREE!

umichhockey look at our girl go 😻

user erm what

user yn is on the girls hockey team babe

user oh right my b 😔

now that we dont talk!

[captainfern]

id have a graves request if youd be ok with writing for him!<3 just need him stupid and flustered and whiny (and submissive mayhaps) potentially him getting wound up during a mission or smth :) thx for being such an amazng writer! without people like you the cod fandom would crumble!!!!

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Need Your Love So Bad

Commander Phillip Graves x gn!reader

[“Need Your Love So Bad” by Fleetwood Mac]

[18+]

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• summary - subby graves. that's it. that's the summary lol. • rating - 18+ • wordcount - 1.3k • warnings - gn!reader [terms 'baby', 'doll' are used tho], sub!graves, begging, this mans is desperate for you, handjobs, light oral [m!receiving], overstimulation, whimpering 🙏, praise, a bit of degradation?, strong language

sorry not sorry for this one *evil but also horny laughter echoing off into the distance*

god he looks fine as fuck in that gif

p0rn starts straight under the cut. i'm so fr this is fucking filthy

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"F-fuck, baby, slow down– ah, god– fuck." Graves moaned, head tipping back to lean against the headrest of his chair.

He had both his hands gripping the arms of the chair, knuckles white as he tried to keep himself grounded. You kneeled before him, hand pumping his twitching cock, pre-cum beading at the reddened slit.

You smiled up at him, his eyes screwed shut, mouth hanging agape. Airy, desperate sounds dropped from his lips, his chest heaving and his abdomen tensing hard as you stroked him quickly.

"How would your shadows react to hearing you like this, Commander?" You asked in a sultry whisper, cupping his balls with your free hand as you continued to stroke him with the other.

Your grip was wet and tight, aided by your saliva and the continual stream of pre that dripped down his shaft. His cock twitched in your hand, each movement of your fist making his thigh muscles jerk and the muscles of his abdomen tighten. Graves was worked up and desperate, his cheeks dusted red.

It was your fault he was like this– working him up after a briefing, teasing him across the table. He could barely think straight. The sight of you looking so fucking good made his cock harden in his trousers, and his sentences turned to stutters. He ended the briefing early.

"F-fuck," Graves whimpered, pitch higher than usual. He bucked his hips into your hand when you pressed the pad of his thumb against his slit. "Oh my god, baby, oh my god–"

He moaned, finally slumping his head forward so he could watch you. His eyes were glassy, a couple of small tears pooling in his lower lashes. A few strands of hair fell over his forehead, sweat beading along his hair line. His cheeks were flushed, his scar almost glowing amongst the rouge.

You continued to pump him as his lips remained parted and more moans fell out. Quiet, higher-pitched whimpers slipped through each time you pressed harder to the tip of his cock, smearing the pre. The sounds of your hand around his cock, wet clicking, echoed around the empty briefing room.

"Mmmygod, baby," he drawled around a whine. "I can't– ah-ah- can't–"

"Yes you can, Commander," you whispered, the pace of your hand increasing. "Want you to come for me. I know you can."

His hips bucked into your touch, muscles of his abdomen contracting beneath his shirt as he let out a low moan. His balls tightened against your palm and he came in hot, heavy spurts as you pumped him through it.

You smiled as he painted your hand and the lower part of his shirt white. Thick ropes seeped between your closed fist, between the grooves of your fingers. You used his cum to smoothen your movements, and begin stroking him again.

Graves choked on a low moan, brows pinching together and his teeth digging into his bottom lip. He cracked his eyes open, watching you as you fisted his semi-hard cock, using his spend as lube. He whimpered in the back of his throat, lifting a hand from the chair to grab your wrist.

"Hol' on, doll, hol' on..." He muttered, voice hoarse. His cock hardened beneath your slick grip, and his hips stuttered, jerking with overstimulation.

You looked up at him through your eyelashes, a subtle smile painted across your features. "You want me to stop?" You asked him, and you felt the grip he had on your wrist slacken.

The sounds of you stroking his cock were fast and wet, lewd squelches filling the briefing room. Graves let out a desperate whine, high and breathy from the back of his throat, then slumped back into his chair, removing his hand from your wrist. He gripped the arms of his chair again, thighs tensing.

"No, no, no, no– fuuuuck, oh my god, oh my god–"

You could feel your arm beginning to ache, but you didn't care. You were too focused on listening to the way your Commander was unravelling beneath your touch.

His cock had hardened fully now, so much so that it throbbed in your hand, warm and sticky. The tip flared red with sensitivity, coated in his last orgasm. You ran your tongue over your bottom lip as you watched it react under the movements of your hand. A pearl of pre-cum appeared at the slit, and you leaned over to lick it with the point of your tongue.

Graves moaned loudly, snapping his glassy eyes back down to look at you. He was struggling to keep his eyes open. You pulled back after placing one last delicate kiss to his tip, before you fisted him all the way to the base, and stopped, gripping him there.

His eyes snapped fully open, alert. He peered down at you, chest heaving with erratic breathing. After a second, he began whining, bucking his hips up to try and fuck his cock further into your closed fist.

"No, no, no, baby, come on," he begged, breathing out whines that made you warm. "Please, please, I need you, please."

You squeezed him gently. He hummed deep from his chest.

"Ask nicely, Commander." You said, shifting your head forward to lick a stripe up his length, collecting his cum on the flat of your tongue and showing it to him.

His cock jerked in your hand as he let another whiny moan fall past his lips. "I am–!"

"Ask nicely for what you want from me, Commander," you reiterated, swallowing and then placing another small kiss to the tip of his throbbing cock. "Beg for me to make you come."

Graves let out the prettiest, most desperate sound of the night. He moaned your name, then whimpered around his deep breaths, head foggy with overstimulation.

"Oh, come on, baby, please," he begged, on the verge of sobbing as you slowly began to pump him. So slowly it was torturous for him. "Please make me come, please make– fuck, please let me come."

You picked up your movements, and he sucked in a deep, relieved breath. He exhaled it through a muted whine, a sound that should have come from a puppy, not the Commander of the fucking Shadow Company.

You pumped him through a steady pace, the movements gliding. He was so wet and the 'schlick' sounds were making your lower tummy flutter.

"Come for me, Commander," you whispered. "Come all over yourself like the desperate fucking whore you are."

"Holy fuck–" Graves moaned. "Fuck– oh my god, oh my god– m'coming, doll, m'gonna–"

He came for a second time, and there was a lot more of it. Thick ropes splattered across your lower face, over your lips. More spilled out across your hand and forearm, with some striping across the bottom of his shirt.

The entire time he moaned and whimpered your name, hips bucking and jerking in the seat, chest moving up and down frantically.

You pumped him through it until he was whining again, hands coming to wrap around your forearm. You finally stopped, climbing up into his lap. He breathed hard as he watched you lick his cum from your hand and arm, his pupils blown as he followed the movements.

When you stilled for a moment, he brought his own hand to your face, wiping his seed from your lips and chin with two fingers. He then pressed his two fingers between your lips, and you happily sucked on them.

"Fuckin' hell, baby..." He breathed, pulling his fingers out of your mouth and situating his hands on your hips. He pulled you against him, capturing your mouth in a warm kiss.

"You okay?" You asked him, pulling out of the kiss to cradle his face in your hands.

He closed his eyes and leaned into your touch. He hummed a "mhm" as you stroked your thumb across the scar on his cheek.

You smiled and pressed a kiss to his forehead. "Let's go get you cleaned up."

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complete and utter filth

just how i like it

[choccy-milky]

Funny story: when I first found your art I was reluctant to read the fic, because I thought there is absolutely no way that one person can be this talented in two different art forms (drawing and writing). Boy was I wrong. Now Clora and Seb live in my heart and mind rent free. 🥹 Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 😁

BAHAHA AWW THIS IS BOTH SO FUNNY AND NICE😭💖 like damn, whats her secret.....🤔🤔🤔 (its brainrot. the secret is brainrot. draw and write obsessively enough and for long enough and you're bound to get decent at it eventually BAHHAA) BUT THANK U and im glad u gave my fic a shot in the end 🥹im fr so lucky to have ppl that like both my art AND my fic it feels like im in a lil book club sometimes its so fun so THANK U ALL 💖💖

I WANNA DRAW THIS NOW but seb likes how soft/small she is, bc it makes her nice to hug and also reminds him of how delicate and feminine she is and how much he wants to protect her. and PHYSICALLY clora likes sebs freckles and his eyes (and also how toned and lean he is, which she'll only really admit to when shes drunk BAHHAA)

SURPRISIGNLY IVE NEVER READ ANY HARRY POTTER FANFICTION, not in hogwarts legacy OR the og harry potter. ive read all the books and when i did, ron x hermione was my main ship, and idk, i guess i never got into the fandom enough to want to find fanfics bc the books satisfied me on their relationship enough. but yea, ron/hermione is the only thing i really shipped, though before HL came out i DID consider/was about to go look for dramione fics since i was craving that good girl/bad boy dynamic and i knew that was a big thing with dramione (but then i ended up just making my own in the end LMAO)

@dokuroskull23 ASTARION NO QUESTION WHICH I SEE U AGREE WITH BASED ON UR PFP LOOL. I LOVE MY VAMPIRE TWINK AND I LOVE PRETTY BOYS (i still need to finish bg3 tho...i got to act 3 before stopping bc i wasnt happy with my character. and now that mods are out im gonna completely restart and make my tav even hotter LMFAO)🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

LMFAO "TITS ANON" as per whats on your government ID. (this is actually just clora now) but also THANK U GLAD U LIKED IT, MORE VARSTITTY JACKET + HOODIE SEB IS ON THE WAY, TRUST💖✍️✍️

[k0yaz]

Alright, how about some DRV3 smut/light-fluff headcanons for Kaede, Miu, and Tsumugi (separately) having a mutual masturbation session with their male s/o

drv3 mutual masturbation hcs

Pairings: kaede akamatsu, miu iruma, tsumugi shirogane x male!reader

CW: nsfw, amab reader, mutual masturbation (OBVIOUSLY), miu iruma (yes, she is a content warning atp.), FREAKY ASS SHIIII, very heavy nsfw like very, inventions for horny purposes, passing out, praise

A/N: IM GONNA BE SO FR I WAS SCARED TO WRITE THIS BC I THOOGHT ID FUCK IT UP BUT IM NOT A PUSSY SO YAYAYSYS

At first, Kaede would be slightly nervous to indulge in something like this with you. Mostly embarrassed.

You’d have to reassure her that you wouldn’t judge and that the two of you were just experimenting. You let her know that she didn’t have to do this if she didn’t want. Eventually, she works up the courage to agree doing this with you.

During these sessions, Kaede enjoys it when the two of you face each other. There was something intimate about way both of you heaved heavy breaths while pleasuring yourselves. It usually brought the feeling that the two of you were doing this to each other instead.

Her breaths slow and labored as her hand dips between her parted thighs, circling her clit slowly. Kaede’s head is slightly tilted back as she squeezes her eyes shut, beads of sweat piling against her forehead.

If you gently gesture her to open her eyes, they’d soften slightly upon seeing your own heavy lidded expression as your hand pumped your cock.

Often times, her eyes would dart between your legs to help herself out.

She’s the type to ask you if the two of you could finish at the same time, holding herself back if you weren’t about to come just yet.

When you two are done, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE praise her and tell her she did good

Cuddle my sweet girl or smth please ‼️

On the other hand, Miu is absolutely bratty and insufferable during your sesh.

Constant. CONSTANT teasing when you bring it up.

Or maybe she’d bring it up first. This woman’s a freak fr so we’d never know who asked first.

Well obviously she’d agree almost immediately

Would definitely try and bring one of her inventions into bed. Probably an abnormally fast mechanical cockring to help you get off. Or maybe even an…oddly shaped vibrator (COUGH COUGH THAT ONE SPRITE OF HER.)

Once you two are finally in bed, Miu is absolutely a moaning mess, it almost sounds fake. She’d sneak glances at you as she’s fingers deep inside her own cunt, and snap at you if your eyes are closed—insisting that you have the honor of looking at her “goddess body.”

Any position is good with her, but on the condition that you have to have a perfect view of her legs parted and her sopping pussy.

She ends up bringing atleast one of her inventions regardless of what you say.

Definitely contemplating reaching over and jacking you off herself once you start getting tired, but held herself back.

Does not stop after just one orgasm. Makes you go for atleast 3-4 rounds of getting yourself off. This freak is drooling while you do this too.

After she’s done…you have to cuddle her cause she’s passed out from the fact that she brought her own demise with her inventions.

Miu is such an ass tho I love her sm

Surprisingly, Tsumugi is the most “unsure in how she’s doing” one?? Like more than Kaede- Okay that might have been a shitty headcanon but that’s how I feel so ha

I genuinely think this woman can’t do a full masturbation sesh yk? I’ll elaborate what that means later but she doesn’t hesitate or contemplate further on it when you ask. In fact, I feel like she COULD bring it up herself, but not likely.

Strangely enough, she’d sit between your legs facing away, so that her back is flush against your chest. It provides a strange sense of security to her.

She’d sigh softly as she noticed your hand stroking your own cock in the corner of her eye as she slipped her middle finger into her pussy, eyes heavy lidded and mouth hung open.

She would grind her hips back to meet yours, hoping for a feel of your dick as she fingered herself. You on the other hand can’t help yourself, and buck your hips forward as your hand works along your cock.

As your tip brushes against her back, she’d breathe out shakily out of enjoyment.

Remember when I said she couldn’t do a full masturbation sesh? Well that’s cause you two end up having full on sex. She ends up not being able to hold back and straddles your waist, slipping herself onto your cock.

After you two are done, she falls asleep on your chest, breathing ragged and uneven.

Hey bonus points if she keeps her glasses on lol

A/N: mr requester person don’t get mad if I admit this and I mean no shade towards the request but if I’m being fr I didn’t enjoy writing this request as much but I don’t hate it like I was okay with writing it but I didn’t enjoy it iykwim sorry 😞😞

But there’s nothing wrong with this req so no worries it just felt weird to write cause yk I’m a skittle squad member so writing for male reader especially smut is awkward 😭😭

OK HAVE A GOOD DAYYY HOPE U LIKED IT

[delusional-mishaps]

well guys. since i missed epic's birthday (devastating) have some headcanons :)

he is one of those weaboos who learned japanese so he can watch anime "the authentic way" (his words)

so he's fluent in japanese 💀 he literally only learned it for anime but dude was DEDACTED

he's so cringe guys 😭 i can say that. he's my boyfriend i love him

he would adore those cute anime girl v-tubers. like not in a weird way but he'd watch a lot of them

HE PLAYS GENSHIN 💀 he'd probably main beidou or raiden shogun/ei.. maybe run a full electro team with miko and fischl too 😭 (fischl is his fave character he loves her backstory and her bird thing idk i dont use fischl 💀) he loves the electro characters for some reason idk

HE HAS THE WORST LUCK ON THIS GAME THO. bro has c6 diluc (me too ☹️) and all his artifacts SUCK ASS even tho he'll grind every day

he has to spend money on every banner because he always loses his 50/50 and only gets high pity

ok enough genshin headcanons he's cringe we know this

im here ranting about a game i hate because my dumb boyfriend plays it so much

he hangs out with cross a lot ofc BUT

whenever he hears the word cross used in any context he turns to cross like "CROSS????? BRUH THATS YOU!!" (i always make these jokes. im projecting)

cant believe jesus died on his best friend fr... LMAOOO

he speedruns minecraft. he's NOT GOOD AT IT. but he can do it

he's had his speedruns ruined by creepers like 7 times

one time he somehow got into the deep dark and got killed by the warden??? idk what bro was doing down there in a speedrun dawg 😭

sorry he's a gamer in my head but hes really bad at every game he plays (just like me fr)

he sleeps under like 6 different weighted blankets in the hopes that he wont thrash around when he sleeps but he's too strong and ends up tossing them all off his bed 😭

bro needs to be CRUSHED to fall asleep!! he literally cant fall asleep without the weight

not that he likes to sleep anyway because of the nightmares but whatever. hes gotta do it. unfortunately.

he fights in his dreams ofc thats like canon but bro is throwing punches in his sleep fr

if he gets a partner (me fr!!) they gotta sleep in a different ROOM 😭 he is taking NO CHANCES and tbh thats so fair i wouldnt wanna wake up being beaten up by my bf

he is so ipad baby-core <3 he'll just watch youtube on his ipad all day if u let him but he's an old man and needs his spectacles otherwise he's holding it at arm's length 💀

don't forget bro is literally a doctor?? he's SO smart but he uses his goofy persona as a cover up

im convinced like most of the people that know him actually dont know this. they all think hes dumb as bricks 💀

them he'll casually say smth super smart and everyone is like ???????? HELLO??? SINCE WHEN DID UR BRAIN WORK??

i love drawing epic with glasses guys he looks so cute. but he has old man reading glasses

this the typa shit he wears

AND HE FUCKING. anime glasses 😭

like yk how ppl in anime push glasses up

him fr

AUUGH WHY IS HE SO CRINGE I NEED TO CRUSH HIM

he actually needs his glasses all the time but he doesnt like to look like a NERDD so he doesnt wear them

he makes cross read everything for him

they go out to eat and gotta make him read the whole menu otherwise hes holding it 2cm from his face 💔

"whatd that sign say i cant read it"

"dude the letters are huge how cant you read it"

"oh lol i need my glasses my bad bruh"

"YOU ARE DRIVING A CAR RIGHT NOW????"

actually he cant legally drive. because thats funnier than if he could

id still be his passenger princess <3 i refuse to get my license

anyway guys isnt my boyfriend so silly

im so tiredni needto seelp goodnight smooork mimimumumu

its 3am i neednto get up in 5 hours naioiiooooooo

goodbye guys enhjoy my boyfrien mdgrf

[b4tasquad]

RANKING THE BETA SQUAD & EXTRAS BY ATTRACTIVENESS:

thank you for tagging me bae @kennysboxergf <3

Authors note: some of this I know for a fact I’m hearing shit for but idk this is the only right way😛

10. HARRY PINERO

It wouldn’t be b4tasquad without some hp no sauce slander. This guy gets on my nerves so much I have a list of violations I would throw in his face if I was to ever meet that bitch. And it’s not like he’s fine enough to talk about others? Like boy you out here with a non distinguishable hair line and a whole kid trynna act 21 without no kid😐

9. ANESONGIB

Nothing against him, like at all. I just really don’t find him that attractive tbh. And I’ve never really paid attention to him when he’s not in beta squad videos or with em so don’t know him. Kinda looks like the guy from ratatouille but cute tho.

8. JOHNNY CAREY

He’s not ugly? Just not really my type. Really funny in footasylum videos alongside the ones he’s in on the beta squad channel, but like I said not really my type. Kinda feel like he still plays Fortnite and lives in his mamas basement. He has his moments tho, and sometimes his drip be good.

7. DARKEST MAN

now listen… especially ally. I love Darkest with my whole being istg. I find him super attractive and he’s my man frfr… but compared to the others above him I just can’t put him anywhere else😭 but he’s so funny and fine. just wish he had hair…

6. KING KENNY

Very attractive especially with a durag on omg🤭but I’m very much a hair and face combo girl. Like a guy has to have good hair and be handsome to be rated top tier to me🤷‍♀️ Kenny’s super attractive… but lacks in the hair department

5. CHUNKZ

my man love love love his fine ass. i think I’d actually faint on the spot if he opened his mouth and spoke because he’s so fucking fine I’m just😧😧 would but him higher if he had the hair and and face combo…

4. SHARKY

SUPER SUPER SUPER FINE. ISTG and I know some of you are going to hate me for this… but he’s not the finest in the beta squad??? let’s be fr rn. his style is so nice, he’s super handsome but girls he’s not the finest goodbye. Love me some sharky tho

3. YUNGFILLY

idc what you guys have to say about this one. filly has been and will always be fine. if he has 10 fans I’m one of them, if he has one that’s me and if he has none… better believe someone killed my ass😛 he’s so caring, boyfriend material, fine, and stylish. he’s so Abby’s man coded

2. AJ SHABEEL

my man my man my man. all of you know id go to war for my bae. people do him so dirty and I just DONT STAND FOR IT. he’s everything a girl (aka me) needs and I’d do anything for him. his hair is such a bonus cause omfg I want to run my hair through it and the highlights in it??? FUCK YESS

1. NIKO OMILANA

he’s been my bae since day one. I stared watching them because of him, and I’ll continue to watch for him too. he’s the finest most delicious scrumptious guy there is, and I better not hear anyone arguing. there’s never been a discussion. I’ve heard to many “sharky and niko are both the finest.” “Sharky is finer.” NO HES NOT LMAO🙄🙄 the day everyone realises that niko legit has everything. height, hair, face, body im gonna laugh at you??? sign me tf uppppp

[darlingimawitch]

thoughts on jimin's muse !

intro : rebirth

OH MY GOD JIMIN......i did not expect such an upbeat feel good lovely song ???? this song was definitely written with a glittery pen no one can convince me otherwise. and the part where he goes "with you" has me in goosebumps fr! truly a warm way to welcome the rest of the album ♡

interlude : showtime

i kinda knew it was part from the sgmb music video but i still love the instrumentals !! i also love how the carnival/circus sound was also in the beginning in face off and is still here in muse,,,, idk i just think if anyone can pull it off its him

smeraldo garden marching band

so alice in wonderland coded and im here for it. i expected an upbeat song from the title alone but another fan song??? mans is spoiling us fr <3 his heart is so big <333 i now understand when someone said he has a lot to give bcs it's tru! that man is made out of love and i adore him for it. okay getting sidetracked—  love the instrumentals sm bro like it makes me happy and loco's part is sounds so smooth?? idk how to word it but i truly love his part in the song overall

slow dance

GUYS WE HAVE IT WE HAVE A LOVE SONG !!!!! thats it i can die happy now. i think this was also one of the songs that got stuck in my head quite quickly! the melody & lyrics are so catchy and i think both jimin and sofia's part compliment each other a lot !

be mine

i said it was gonna be filter's sister and i was right ! such a vibe it makes me want to dance even tho id trip over air lmao,,,, ANYWAYS THE REFRAIN dudesss..i don't know what it is but something abt the refrain sounds so flirty it's so addICTIVE ALRIGHT,,,, who gave him permission to be like that....besides that i am manifesting he recorded a performance for this song...for...future purposes yes

who

MAIN TRACK DESERVED !!!! the early 2000s vibes, the longing, the YEARNING??? def sounds like a single girls anthem fr,,, it's like user j.m read our minds in some way (or mine) ,,,,, AND THE MV OKAY JIMIN IS GOOD LOOKING WBK BUT THE GIRLIES??? SELAYED SO HARD OKKKKKK. I love it i love everything abt this so y2k !!!!! thats all i can sum it up as djdjdjdj

closer than this

aka the first gift after he enlisted ! so cute and so fun to vibe to like sgmb. i think it has a calming vibe overall but in a way it lifts ur mood up !! the mv was the cutest thing ever, all the collages and memories !!!! so !!! adorable ??? plus that last message on ig was adorable i already miss him sobs

100/10 am still listening to his album on repeat !!!!

[miku-meeku]

Ooop you had a Voltage phase~~ Now you gotta spill the games you played👀👀

i thought these ones were kinda neat compared to the other games

also is it really playing if i dont even have money to buy the stories so i just kept reading the prologue over and over again

i mean, i did manage to read some free ones they gave out (and i think i read some stories on yt before)

anws, i won 300 coins for drawing this thing before and won 3rd place lawl (but now i lost the coins cuz voltage inc sux for making ur account get restricted if ur not active for a year smh)

kota is my favorite if its not obvious from my very very OLD POST from when my tumblr used to be a garbage can

my kidself is kringe (did you know kota is voiced by natsuki hanae kyaa)

also theres this game that i used to be obsessed with playing from voltage too (but they shut it down so that makes me...i hate voltage inc bro)

bro i just realised now they shut it down a few weeks after i got into dol, thats nice ig

anws enough of that sobbing from voltage inc being shit like usual, guess my favorite liar character

did you know mf has the same bday as kota

listen chat, i just think hes really neat-

JUST LOOK AT THIS OLD 2019 ART HAHAHAHAHAHA

MY SHIP NAME FOR HIM AND MIKU WAS MIZUSA HELPPP IM KRINGINGGGG

omg now i suddenly remembered, my last art of azu was from 2021 and it was this drawing w childe

if its really not obvious during my liar phase, i was pretty obsessed with azu, i love azu sm (i would scurry thru my old books for liar arts of me and azu kyaa but id rather not cuz it was kinda kringe and id rather not die of embarrassment)

.....maybe just a lil bit..... (bro this was from 2017 good lord)

ight i yap too much, i was gonna start yapping how i had ocs for every single voltage inc game i "played"

you only get these three cuz im gonna be here all day if i blabber about everyone

my forged wedding, seduced in the sleepless city, dreamy days in west tokyo

for some reason, i have a lot of aoi doodles tho

ft other voltage inc ocs who are the same age as her (17 year old mfs)

and here u get old uncover the truth mc (aka miku, literally me) from 2021

to her recent drip in 2023

its just adult miku basically

ight im done fr this time, i yap too much

[cloversdreams]

dark gathering is really stinking good but like its one of those things where i cant properly convey this with words... it just has to be watched (if horror themed things are ones forte)

the horror bits are genuinely creepy or unsettling including both the sights and sounds used

the comedic elements are lighthearted and keeps you grounded so its not all bad all the time

the chars are all so interesting, even the one i didnt think id like ended up intriguing me and leaving me wanting to know more

the op and ed slapppppp

yayoi is best daughter and i would fight god for her (who am i kidding shes the one whod jump in and punch god in the face)

fr tho no one i know has seen it and im just ??? idk guess ill die and talk to myself about it then

might pick up the manga once the first cour ends cause im seriously loving the anime and want more but i dont want to spoil myself just yet. looking forward to where this ride goes o.o

[el-sol-sale-de-nuevo]

Just a vent no need to read 🙏 im okay trust‼️‼️

You know its bad when even the happiest of songs dont help 🧍‍♂️ like aint no way i just cried for over 30 mins and counting. My fucking eyes hurt so damn bad. feels like im fucking up every which way, that aint nobody even want to communicate at all with me. I feel hella unwanted asf, ive literally spent my entire day fucking eating and crocheting, god knows i aint getting no good night sleep and knows im eating too damn much. With the sleep its not even the time i sleep at its the quality. Everyday its a new night terror or some other bullshit. With the eating part i feel like im just being fat as fuck. Last time i weighed myself i was what maybe 250 something. I fucking hate it. I got too fucking comfortable when i reached 239 a while back. Too damn excited. I swear i was being consistent on losing weight but nope. god i wish i was fucking attractive. I keep realizing that im honestly a ugly mother fucker. Aint nothing sweet about it, i thought that maybe if i was a lil more confident then maybe id believe that i was somewhat attractive but everytime i look at myself i want to skin my face off and trade it for a new one. I want to just skin my entire body and slam myself into a wall until im either a living blob of flesh or i die upon impact.

💗Atleast i have someone who loves me for me tho, my girl, my wife, she really makes me happy whenever i hear from her! I just love her so much fr fr‼️‼️ im so thankful that i get to spend my time with her, get to cherish her and give her all the love i got in my body and soul.💗

[mikasuxxx]

MW2 dïck Headcanons (EDITED)

Tags: Nsfw, pretty detailed descriptions of dicks lol

Soap

7.3 inches when flaccid, 8.5 when hard

Slightly veiny, has a big vein on the underside of it

#dd7e91 is the color of his tip

#f6c5a8 is the color of his shaft and everything besides the tip

his balls are slightly darker than his shaft tho

He's fairly trimmed down there, carpet matches the drapes with curly dark hairs

it does get messy because he forgets to trim sometimes lol

Because hes scot i get the vibe he's uncut but in general he looks cut. Imma say he is cut just cause im biased a bit about that :P

Hes decently girthy. He's got more length tho

thick offwhite cum

Salty taste with a tinge of sour

Ghost

8 inches regularly, almost a whopping 9 inches when hard

Pretty veiny, especially around the base

#feddc0 shaft color

#e7a6a5 tip color

real girthy, this man will stretch you OUTTTT

Definitely circumcised, has a huge tip too

His pubic hairs are a light brown color, curly. He doesnt trim very often because he's got other things to worry about and normally he isnt sexually active, so he wouldnt care unless it gets too annoying

But if hes with you he'll regularly trim so it doesnt cause friction burn on your end

eggwhite ish cum. depends on what he eats

Creamy when its been a while since he came, watery if hes been cumming often

i love this man but god is his cum bitter. smokes a lot so it taints the taste

Price

7.2 inches normally, 8.3 inches when hard

Length might be very decent but his girth? oh lord

coke can dick fr fr

Hes a dilf, ofc he's gonna have a fat girthy cock

Something tells me he has veins leading up to his lower abdomen, like right above where his pubic hairs start

His tip is a shiny #f79998 color

base is something like #f1d5bc

Uncut, surprisingly

got some nicely sized balls too so when he fucks the noises are loud as FUCK

neatly trimmed. Just look at his mustache

dark brown pubes

off white colored cum

standard salty taste

Gaz

exactly 7 inches, 8.2 inches when hard

Cut

Hes actually very evenly veiny. like hes got just the right amount of veins on it and it feels so god damn good

Honestly? Hes more long than he is thick

like hes got some girth but his length 😩😩😩💕💕

#896241 color base

#b76260 color tip

dark curls for pubes, he doesnt shave completely but he grooms as much as he can

His cum is probably watery if he's been on a nutting streak but thick if its been a while since he came

Egg white color too

Salty with a strangely sweet taste? its good

Alejandro

I cant tell if hes more girthy or lengthy, so ill just make him lengthy! (he looks like a length king tbh)

#c69e7c color base

Very well groomed. This man takes very good care of himself

#d38479 color tip

7.5 inches usually, 8.6 inches when hard

the girth is still good but his length is so goodddd

He also has veins right above where his pubes start, along with a very nice chiseled v line 😩

Circumcised king 👑

watery white cum, decent salty taste because he takes care of himself often.

cut!!!

Graves

6.9 inches normally, 7.7 inches when hard

Really veiny, just like his armssss

I cant tell if he'd have a skinny dick or one with girth. id say maybe girth, but the length makes it look skinny?

#fcd1ac tip color

#e39695 base color

blonde pubes, curly, honestly pretty well trimmed? he looks like he'd look after that (even though he doesnt get much action nowadays. dw i will change that 👀)

watery glue colored cum, like its water no matter what

he swears up and down he doesnt smoke (he does. its evident in his cum because its overwhelmingly salty)

he looks like he'd be cut ngl

[supermaks]

hi kit!! i love ur 'oscar is just raikkonen with a button nose' thing, i went insane abt it the first time i read it from u, but i think specifically in terms of team trajectory theres smth that deffo sets them apart. in the sense of like yes in the car theres this sort of zen detachment thats part supercool part creepy and chilling from both of them but one thing thats never left my mind abt raikkonen (as a member of a team, god knows i dont wanna talk abt him as a person) was that one time he couldn't name more than like. 7 people at alfa romeo after being there for 2 years. so like what i mean to say is i think oscar does have more of a human / empathetic side to him that raikkonen lacks (which in general is a good thing n will make him easier to work with) but also it means he Does get attached. and w the way hes been talking abt mclaren (how much he likes 'being wanted' and being appreciated etc) i think team loyalty / a team's treatment of him etc will b a bigger factor in his decision making in the possibility that he has to choose between two seats. which probably does not rival lando's 'im a thoroughly unsentimental person but i have somehow become inextricable from mclaren and like nuclear catastrophe has to happen for me to move teams' thing but yk. id b curious to see how it all plays out

HIII kira 🥰🥰 wait because that kimi lore is crazy .. it kinda fits tho. Ive never truly looked into kimi as a 'person' tbh not outside like the iconic f1 character but I think other than hulkenberg hes prolly the only driver I dont think I wud want to have a single conversation wid. Idk its more of a personal feel but yk seems u know what Im getting at. I c what u mean ab oscar and I think u have a point my comparison was very surface level also idk the driving itself and the way pistachio deals wid strategy calls and how he manages his races very much reminds me of kimi like even his raggedy pace its kinda funny. I do get the sense that Oscar is smart and self sufficient and knows the game hes playing like the whole alpine drama was kinda brutal but he took it in stride. Also true that he seems very happy at the MTC. As a rookie that mclaren stint did wonders for his career and its clear he really gels wid the team and they like him too. Being in that type of transitional environment especially after danny ric bro u truly have to be sure of who u are and what u can offer and Oscar does. Its sickening fr it takes a lot of smarts and a lot confidence. Also hes got a fierce group of people around him, which is SOO important in f1. Lando is a project driver yk he and zak have some type of papaya illness I dont think Oscar has yet but like. It does seem contagious

[dazzle-writes]

Hello, saw you were doing match ups so wondered if you'd do one for me, with trigun characters

I'm an 160cm thin girl (20 y/o) with long brown curly hair and blue eyes, kinda look like merida from brave if that helps, enfp

I'm a lot like 98' vash (my biggest ever kin fr), goofing around and having fun, making dirty jokes with my friends, very clumsy and bubbly when in good mood, tho i don't shy away from being tough from time to time

I'm friendly and like meeting new people but keeping connections is my biggest flaw. I mostly keep it going with the ones i click with

I love being around people, but don't mind being alone for some periods of time, reading, watching something, drawing or doing whatever hobby i picked on

I'm an archeology student, have passion for history and literature, love psychology and philosophy, love things like true crime and paranormal stories, definitely would like to travel and see what the world and people have to offer. I'm the "do it for the plot" type of person, getting into random situations for the sake of seeing how it'll end and if i'll have a story in the end

When i was younger i was more like some kind of vash-milly combo, but now I'm more aware of people, i can't stand when someone is judgy from the beggining, when someone is too negative about the world and people, because even tho i myself get disappointed in people often, i still think that we should look for positive things in everyday life. Kind of "if life has no meaning, might as well find meaning in small things"

Sorry if this was too long, thank you if you've read this far ^^ and keep up with the good writing, you're doing amazing!

UWAAAA I'm so glad you like my writing! I've been swamped with work lately, so sorry this is taking a while!!

For trigun 98, I most definitely match you up with Wolfwood! You are just that little ray of sunshine he needs to keep going. Plus, he loves that you and him make sex jokes to each other about everything that you can. You two get kidnapped and held by Knives? Non-stop dick jokes. At first you try to at least mutter them under your breath, but soon enough you're both just spouting them out as fast as you can think of them. Knives is just standing there in shock that you can think of so many in a short amount of time. I also think you two would be like, surprisingly close beforehand. He a big cuddler too (have you fucking seen those titties MMMMM) and I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL BUT WOLFWOOD IS TERRIFIED OF GHOSTS!!! Yall go ghost hunting and he is ATTACHED TO YOU LIKE NO OTHER. Homie is throwing round the holy water like he's a raincloud. You one day dig up and old book and are pretty sure that its haunted? He's hiding being his giant cross and shaking in his tight ass pants.

In trigun stampede however, Vash latches onto you like white on rice. You are exactly what this poor bean needs in his life!!!! You teach him to appreciate the little things, and show him that he's allowed to have wants and needs. He enjoys taking you around old crashed spaceships and letting you go wild with the archeological zoomies. In this universe, you also get kidnaped by Knives so Vash follows to come and save you and once again, you make so many dick jokes. The only difference is that Stampede Knives has never seen a wiener in his LIFE and doesn't get any joke you make. Do with this information what you will. Vash also really likes showing you his Plant siblings when his spilled the alien beans. You'd probably enjoy just quietly hanging with the Plant girlies because they just watch you draw or read or they nap! they are very nice when you need to recharge a social battery but don't want to be completely alone. Vash is also a big cuddler and understands having trouble keeping connections with people!! He's always moving so he gets sad thinking about all the people he wanted to grow closer too.

If we wanted to hit up the manga, then id actually pair you with Legato! I think you'd be just the right person to help him let himself be a better and softer person. Your love of psychology would really interest him, and I think you'd be that enemies-to tolerated-to friends-to lovers thing. He also likes learning about humans and the past, and I think that's he would really appreciate you showing him to good side of humanity through psychology and even true crime by showing how people come together and how people react to catastrophe and stress. He needs to see people doing good things, and you are just the person to show him around the world and prove it to him

ALSO SORRY THIS IS LIKE MONTHS LATE I got another job and started school SOBS!!! But I hope you enjoy!!!!

[blkkizzat]

🍒 anon is back and NO i did not read plug choso pt 3 as yet because i started reading it in public and a bitch started sweating ummmm i need to save that one for bedtime ….

STOP I SAW THE VOYEUR TAG IM SO- listen idc how good the dick is, he's gonna have to apologize sharing a blunt w gouda bitch for monthsssss i was heartbroken LMAO

Oh my godddd im kissing you and ur brain, u get it!!!! Like the way a woman's virginity determines her value to some men is 🙄 and it's definitely not the other way around too like smh. Also what u said abt pcos and endo and how it would have alr be cured if men got it im !!!!! Say it louderrrr

Tbh i also like bunny bc she's just so silly yk? Like she's living her best and cutest life and i love her for that!!! Overly moral or perfect characters run flat to me but i swear i have a girl crush on bunny bc she just that bitch! The way she's assured of her own sexuality is HOT! love thatttt

A tarot deck omg. No bc fr bunny would have a tarot deck and be using it to try and get answers for finals or asking which boom bro she should sleep w that week lol

PLSSSS gf!choso reader was so fun, gf!cho in general was insane bc….that smut scene yoooooo…. Im also a fat cat haver and the only crotch wedgie i will ever like is the one gf!choso gave reader bc that shit was insane 😭 speaking of which i just bought new thongs and im praying the front is wide enough to not dig in 🙏

Omg but the age gap in gf!choso was so hot too like idk why that just popped into my head lol

I'm 5'10!!! And ooo the gowns are so pretty but i deadass have nowhere to wear them LMAO 

mwahhh 🍒 anon 

My 🍒 pookies!

Lol no I get it haha, smut can be a bit much for public. 😆

But I feel like Choso more than makes up for sharing that blunt by the end of the fic haha~~🤭

Yeah non-2d men suck lmfao basically is what that boils down to!!!

Yaaas you get Bunny! She can very slightly between fic but overall you nailed it perfectly!!! Jhdfskjh crying at her using tarot for hookups. That thought tickling me fr. Hehe it’s about to tell her to date nerd!geto tho, ahhh I can’t wait to start writing that. Hopefully I can finish the 3-4 things I have ahead of it quickly since nothing should be so long like plug!choso lol. 

LOLOL OMFG I forgot all about that crotch wedgie scene. Sometimes I be high as hell writing smut scenes and the craziest shit be coming out. 

AHHHHH omfg I totally feel you there with thongs there’s just so many times like one coochie lip be popping out in thongs. Like id rather them both just show a little then one just being freed fkjdsflkjhsf. 

Older choso <3333 haha, unlike plug!choso reader is not ashamed of gf!choso and tries to get him to come to her sorority parties and dress up. And he’s like “u know ur tempting me to kill every frat boy who looks at you rn” but he also goes cause his piercing stares keep them all away from you LOL. 

5’10 is model height though!! I get though wanting to feel more petite. It’s hard for me at 5’7 most of my friends are like under 5’5.😭😭