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onlyzizi · 8 months

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with the way i be begging my favorite fanfic writer to update their stories, you would think i have a humiliation kink.

#ITS BE 9 YEARS AND I STILL COME BACK TO CHECK OF YOUR BACK #PLEASE COME BACK TO ME #I MISS YOU #THE WAY YOU WRITE #THE WAY YOU WOULD REPLY TO COMMENTS #IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE #if you’re reading this and you haven’t updated your fanfiction in years #DO IT NOOOOOWWW!!!!!#FUCK MAN PLEASE #abandoned fanfic

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nonebinary-leftbeef · 1 year

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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

#i've been listening to icarus by bastille #and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin'#and like fuck man #and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope #anyway my line now #also probably phrased this poorly but its ok #im allowed to be incomprehensible #as a treat #and then fuckin #from we sink by of monsters and men #the original line was 'please look away dont look at me'#and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me'#anyway #shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night #q

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spitblaze · 4 months

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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sergeant-angels-trashcan · 1 year

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Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?

Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.

Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.

#queer politics #transgender #trans rights #trans legislation #trans genocide #missouri #fuck the AG man #PLEASE deal with this the same way we dealt with the texas one #i want this man to be SHAMED #I want my trans kids to know they are LOVED #i want this thing down by SUNDAY #please. if you do one thing for me ever im asking that this is it

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hellspawnmotel · 6 months

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cementing my place as the crossovers for no reason guy

(third pic based on)

#deltarune #ralsei #noelle holiday #susie deltarune #berdly #lancer #kris dreemurr #crossover #ddlc #chainsaw man #devilman #alien 9 #blood tw #smoking tw #drugs tw #art tag #ik alien 9 isnt nearly as well known as the others here. do not be deceived by appearances it is just as fucked up #toby please i need chapter 3 im doing odd shit

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shwinlsol · 2 months

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I apparently have an affinity for drawing grizzled old men and their psychopathic exes

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alectology-archive · 2 years

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most annoying breed of author is actually someone who doesn’t respect a genre and sets out to subvert it.

#princess stories and fairytales are especially so susceptible it. I especially hate it when a man decides he can do better and writes a #story that insults the genre as a whole. do not fucking touch the genre please and thank you.#text #edit: if you’re here to check my tags pack it up kids I was ranting about brandon sanderson very tangentially.#but the people saying horror is subjected to the worst of this treatment are right

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liauditore · 4 months

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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.

#hermitaday #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #my art #cw cannibalism #cannibalism #no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is #being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man #no wonder she's so messed up like. wow #please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder #i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo

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0fps · 4 months

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general jiyan

#wuwa #wuthering waves #wuwaedit #jiyan #gamingedit #flashing tw #m:gifs #m:*#wuwa spoilers #wuthering waves spoilers #spoilers #1.0 spoilers #this intro felt super random story-wise but DAMN WHAT AN ENTRANCE!!!!#when the little bgm kicked in during that last gif hhhhhhhhhhhhhh #that boss fight was super fun too but i couldn't figure out the counter thing lol #GIVE ME THE DRAGON MAN VIDEO GAME GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#m:1k

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toothpastewolf · 2 months

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shitty little doodle of a shitty little guy

#he was very silly before i got to the missing journal pages #then i just wanted his ass dead #fuck man. what the fuck why did he do all that to ford #i'm normal about ford please trust me guys (<- lying)#gravity falls #gf #bill cipher #the book of bill #book of bill #my art #my posts

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ltorekdraws · 3 months

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the fuck i made

#ace attorney #larry butz #franziska von karma #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #erm #franbutz #larriska??#idk #please please don't tell miles edgeworth that they actually kissed #franziska's getting the most cringefail man in the universe #what would you papa say #ok ok listen i like franmaya i like franema but i just ooogh. the hell #fuck

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saragrosie · 1 month

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I have been sketching. So much tma. Here's some expansions on my Jon and Martin designs I've been doing.

Another note I forgor to mention is I love how after hearing Simon go "it's enough to make your hair turn white" about Martin's office in s4 many of us collectively agreed his hair turned white because of his association with the Lonely. The shared consciousness is real and we use it to play hot potato with the communal brain cell dedicated to the sillies.

Closeup of apocalypse boyfriends (also to the person who said they love my s5 Jon's fancy white girl updo: I think about that every day)