#Face First

[losver07]

Sirius, looking at the ceiling: Guys, I think... If we were animals, James'd be a stag.

James: That's so cool!

Peter: Yeah, and I'd be a rat, right? Haha...

Remus, reading: Nah, don't say that, Pete. (Flips page)

James: What animal would you be, Sirius?

Sirius: I'd be a black dog.

James: 'cause of that ledzep song you like?

Sirius: No, 'cause of Taylor Swift. Of course it's because of ledzep!

Remus, looking up from his book: What would I be?

Sirius, making intense eye contact with Remus: You? A wolf.

Remus: Oh, come on.

Sirius: No; listen. You'd be a wolf.

James: He's kinda got a point

Remus: You can't be serious.

Sirius: No, I am!

Remus: Shut up, bitch.

Peter: Hey, isn't your name a dog constellation too, or something?

Sirius: Oh yeah I forgot about that! Moony?

Remus, sighing: You're the brightest star in the Canis Major.

James: That's neat.

Remus: Yeah.

Sirius, jokingly: You really think I'm bright?

Remus: I didn't say you were bright.

Sirius: But-

Remus: I said the brightest.

[jimmystrudel]

Chabby???? My beloved????

[sunshinegirl29]

The jacket shred got me laying DOWN

[lilacwriter07]

how people can change so quickly after you know them for a while, but I won't stand down to that rascist homophobic asshole that's for sure .

[i-give-u--art]

Me watching the football player that tried to flirt with me trip and fall on the turf

[collar-shocked]

I FEEL LIKE THE WORLDS MOST UNPROUD PARENT EVE YOU DUMBASS STOP DOING THAT

HE JUST FELL DOWN BRO LEAVE HIM ALONE !!!!!

[canticleofcanticlesforleibowitz]

People: Ugh! [trying to make me notice and process subtext directed at me in every way possible]

Me: That movie was kind of unpleasant, but thanks for inviting me over, guys! [plop]

[tough-chick-in-distress]

Me: I am watching the lastest Spielberg's film. He is always so story teller and uplifting. What could go wrong?

Spielberg: Lol, this is my bleeding heart. Care to share?

[running-in-the-dark]

I'm sooo annoyed

I just got up 30 minutes ago (while it was still light outside! yay! success!), and I've already spilled a full glass of water all over the couch and myself.

and I got a replacement for a Rainbow High doll that I got last week - her makeup was weird and she had stains on her face. well, the new one's makeup is good (a bit crooked but it's fine), buuut she has a big black smudge on her face (which I don't think I can remove because she's got freckles and blush and I'd mess that up probably). also her leg is cracked at the knee. come onnnn man I just want her to be perfect (especially since I won't be buying any more for a long time probably)

[aromanticmara]

my dog is dumb as fuck he got too excited and ran into the coffee table with the zoomies

[waveoftheocean]

doors exist and someday batman will learn to use them but today is not that day 🙂‍↔️

[barbrububble]

Some useful chaperon info! I genuinely had no idea it's basically a sideways hood haha. Now its' structure finally makes sense.

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[possamble]

oh they super understood the assignment this time holy shit

[smallsafespace]

Stars I made for the farmers market 🥹⭐️

[clumsypuppy]

Bridge to turnabout doodles