#Funny weird

[broken-glass-puppet]

Perhaps a (possibly yandere) Wally x Inexperienced reader? As in they’ve never been crushed on, they’ve never kissed or been on a date, etc. and they’re way too shy about it to ask?

Okay, i hate yanderes but HIM OMG JNABSKABSJSVAJAVZH

🎨👁️• he would take advantage of that

🎨👁️• just a little, nothing to grotesque or sick or disgusting, but just mock you a bit and then make you flustered

🎨👁️•he notices before you even ask for it, look he knows very well when someone has a crush on him a and your body lenguaje is also obvious

🎨👁️• "wally can i ask for something...?" "Yes my dear what is it?" "Could we... maybe...kiss" "*chuckles* yes my dear of course" and then he gives you a tiny kiss

🎨👁️• will go slow with you, he wants to make you flustered and mumbling mess, he wants to ruin you in every way possible but he knows is hard for you so he goes slow... gently with you

🎨👁️• the first date was calm...your head on his lap while he plays with your hair, telling you how sweet you are

🎨👁️• he loves to praise you, even if it's not sexual, he will tell you everything you wanna hear

🎨👁️• "that's it..just relax my dear...rest your pretty little eyes...such a good puppy...hmm yes... that's it...let me take care of you ~"

🎨👁️• maybe he will tease you for wanting a kiss or hold hands saying things like "oh my such inappropriate behavior [redacted]!" "Really? In front of everyone? My my [redacted]~"

Yandere Headcanons time!!!

🎨👁️🩷• he won't lock you down, he knows he has you around his finger very well

🎨👁️🩷• jealous fuck, will get you covered in love bites and hickeys if he sees you taking with someone he doesn't like

🎨👁️🩷• "my my [redacted]~ you are Soo needy~"

🎨👁️🩷• will pull you into a kiss when you less expect it

🎨👁️🩷• you know that song who is called "stalker tango" that's how he feels about you

🎨👁️🩷• "[redacted]~ come here for a sec...what no I'm not jealous why do you think that my love?" *Five minutes later* "you are mine, do you understand? All mine, so good for me, so pretty like this, c'mon we both know you love this...such a naughty little thing aren't you?"

[jackstheprinceofhearts]

i come bringing another W for the ouabh community.

have you all considered that evangeline is a pisces and jacks is a scorpio 🤨 and if you google them you get this 🤨

gc go crazzyyyy for this one

BUT YALL EVANGELINE IS SUCH A PISCES LIKE NORMALLY IDGAF ABOUT ZODIAC BUT DAMN OK

and hmmm... sounds like someone we know 🤨

isn't it... a little funny... that it also says scorpio's want emotional closeness and are very flirtatious......that's a little.... weird 🤨

[vintage-tigre]

[t3chkn1ght-blog]

How am I not LGBT+?

I'm a cishet male, and yet:

I'm on tumblr

I'm a Computer Science student.

I watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, etc.

I'm subscribed to Overly Sarcastic Productions, Jaiden Animations, and PM Seymour.

I play DnD, Stardew Valley, and Baldur's Gate III.

I love me a good musical number.

I've enjoyed Monster Prom and its sequels.

I love Thomas Sanders, One Topic at a Time, The Click, etc.

I think LGBT+ memes are funny (as in, the ones made by actual LGBT+ folk, not conservatives making memes at their expense).

While I don't actively seek out media with LGBT+ characters, when they do show up, I tend to enjoy them.

Actively hate culture war/"woke cult"/redpill bullshit

I'm sex positive, even though I've never had it.

I Think that a lot of gendered stuff (Gendered Bathrooms, "Blue is for boys, pink is for girls") is just stupid.

I grew up on Gravity Falls

I didn't mind playing with "girls toys" growing up (Dollhouses, Princesses, etc.)

I've spent some time on Deviantart

I've read Percy Jackson (don't remember a lot of it, but I did).

Don't mind wearing feminine clothing for a bit (ex: that time I went as a Karen for Halloween)

Have a strong desire to punch homophobes/transphobes in the face.

I mean, if you were to look at all this stuff, you would probably think I'm LGBT+ in some way, but NOPE! I'm a dude. I'm cool with being a dude. I'm not androgynous enough to be nonbinary. I have lewd thoughts about girls and not boys. I'm not gay, I'm not ace, I'm not bi, not pan, not nb, nothing.

Like that one John Mulaney bit, I feel like I was supposed to be LGBT+, and yet I'm not. How did this even happen?

Just a weird thing about me that, when I thought about it, only got weirder.

[empathmantis]

not Disney making a self-fellating joke about being in 'an era of peak tv' when they very nearly single-handedly destroyed creative media by cornering the market and pumping out formulaic and unoriginal content...

[cluescorner]

Given the Alberich Clan’s whole deal of “lead lives as those who blaze like fire, rather than those who wallow in the embers” and all of the other weird connections between Kaeya’s past/Khaenriah and fire, it’s really funny that Kaeya ended up with a Cryo vision. 

[casuallivi]

They be like:

10 a.m: hating on Feyre for choosing to have a baby

10 p.m: hating on Elain for allegedly not being able to have a baby

[al2luv]

When the smut start taking a weird turn

[fluffylooms]

You wanna spend all your time being nothing but a tradesmen

[tallprettyaries]

Why do men send you your own pictures and compliment you instead of just liking the picture?

[b4ke1dpotato]

Y'all I think twilight from linked universe would look dapper in a 3 piece suit beige suit would like be amazing

Tweed jacket tho k byeee

[broken-glass-puppet]

Rise! Leo: wait...are we flirting or fighting?

Male! Assassin! Reader: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand on your neck...

Rise! Leo:... your point?

[chirpsythismorning]

Is there any significance of the basketball team players' numbers in relation to your 12 theory? Just noticed Jason is number 12 and Lucas is 8. It's an interesting parallel, nevertheless, having numbers lined up in a row.

Lucas' jersey number being 8 was a nod to Kobe Bryant's first jersey number!

So I don't think that was meant to be a nod to Eight (Kali), also considering the number 11 isn't worn by anyone, I don't think the imagery of those three is present here.

However, upon rewatching, it's kind hilarious within the context of twelvegate, seeing the number 12 front and center like that, right at the start of the season...

Also hilarious that the student standing directly in line with Jason here, is wearing a shirt with #1 on it...

[pink-strawberry-kissess]

wow a respected re twitter source actually posted misinformation because they didn't bother to check it??? What?! NOOOO!!!! That has never happened before!

[terrorgatt]

The amount of milliseconds it takes for an Uber driver to switch to Christian Rock radio when they see me is crazy, this shit sounds like dear Evan Hansen.

[thing268]

Love how I’m still getting these kinds of messages

Like really, it’s funny. Not okay, but still funny.

(If you couldn’t tell, this entire post is sarcastic)