#Funposting

[hojichasunrise]

Lowkey sick of people saying Zutara is a "sunshine and grumpy" ship.

This is a sunshine and grumpy ship.

This is grumpy and hurricane.

[maddiviner]

I haven't been able to keep this blog updated very well given work and my health issues, but wanted to share this gorgeous screenshot of Will Möar trolling that fart-sniffer, Stephen Flowers. Blocking nothing out because it was all public.

[business-bloo]

ik 99% of my followers are probably porn bots, but for those returning all you need to know is im still gay and a red cat from final fantasy 14 lives rent free inside my head that is all 

[fivekrystalpetals]

Isn't this—

the same as this?

[karmarox]

GLaDOS wrote and sang 3 whole ass songs and had an opera composed about a woman who never once gave her the time of day even after several murder attempts she is gaming's most iconic failgirl disguised as one of gaming's most iconic bad bitches

[soekmatthew]

Proposing a reform on Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics!

An essay on why we should reformulate the often misguided interpretations on each secondary gender.

In this essay I will debate the absence of personality often assigned to Beta's secondary gender, the inherent nature of violence that shouldn't exclusively be attributed to Alphas, and how deeply we can explore the aspects of Omega's biology in fiction, furthering its visions from the deep rotted misogyny implicated in these matters.

(remember this is a joke, you can create your ficverse and works however you'd like)

1.0 THE BETA ISSUE

The beta role in an a/b/o society is pushed towards the sense of "normality", betas normally aren't that phased by their nature. This is fitting, although the lack of complexity deposited onto its concepts led a creator to create variations of betas that aren't really necessary.

I propose that betas have pheromones that emit a scent genetically structured to be smelled by a specific type of group, regardless of their secondary gender, people who are able to scent betas pheromones have a variation in their olfactory-receptor genes and allow them to strongly perceive their scents. (this happens irl, with cilantro tasting like soap or some people being able to smell cockroaches)

It would solve the beta complex and wouldn't necessarily affect the whole structural alpha/omega naturally based relationship.

2.0 THE ALPHA MATTER

It is easy to antagonize alphas, and I do believe it is crucial for it to be antagonized, given how the discourse towards alpha aggression can create well built debates approximated to human reality. But it also can spice up some debates on a lot of more interesting matters other than hierarchy and dominance.

"Soft-alphas" was a term designed to fit in the alphas that are able to somehow "contain" their inner wolf, on contrary to "normal alphas" that are aggressive and excessively dominant.

Of course, as fun as it is to explore this concept, it's not necessary to give them this title, it thins the discussions that can be made upon this type of characteristics on alphas.

It is easy to explore the topics around an alpha considered "defective", and give them the capacity to have more and more deepness, an alpha who doesn't feel protective despite their love towards their omegas and needs to learn how to stimulate its natural instincts, an alpha who was forced to submit and therefore had their alpha contained to a point it needs healing and an exercise in dominance!! Fun aspects of an inverted container of the morality based alpha corrections often seen around the fic community.

I propose more and more diversity and complexity around alphas, seeing them fight their instincts is fun, but it would also be fun to see them fight for their need to have the same instincts that antagonizes them.

3.0 THE OMEGA DEBATE

There is a lot of discourse around omegas, especially when people simplify them as "the woman of a/b/o society".

Although understandably fitting for the time it was developed, it is still a conception most people have and has grown outdated.

It also created a movement to fight against this idea, that has empowered omegas, but the lack of consistency fails to impress. For example, in this case, it doesn't matter how much of a rebel omega the character is, they will still "fail" their morals and submit to an alpha.

I know you guys can do better!

What is better than an inner monologue on why your nature is failing your mundane conceptions? Better than that what's more revolutionary than being able to mend your instincts and ideas?

The nature of an omega is vast and instinctually more prone to aggression than most alphas! Omegas protect and go feral over their offsprings! Explore it more!

And make omegas also be proud of their nature, instead of simply making them disgusted by it without backgrounding their stories! (i mean, if they have traumas associated with their secondary genders it is obvious and expected for them to hate it).

Omegas can be hard creatures to deal with, omegas can reject their offsprings scent for example, give them hardships dudes! It will be fun!

A/B/O is fun, and I LOVE TRADITIONAL A/B/O SO MUCH! but we can do more justice at least to betas :3

(this is literally a joke in case someone hates me for it)

[phobetonei]

[atelliette]

Knitting versus crochet is only separated through quality of weave, crochet is almost always mesh-based (and containing holes) whereas knitted pieces can be— depending upon yarn size and needle point number— completely flush with the nearest knot and can form, usually, an actual fabric. Therefore knitting is more useful generically, as it can be mesh-based and mimicking as crochet can look, wherein crochet cannot mimic and can only be itself.

[the-melpomene-and-the-thalia]

The Operative's.... unusual relationship with the Sanguine Vigilance

"Don't get me wrong, I'm still annoyed by your presence, but Elio told me to invite you out of her absence because she and her spouses are quite busy at the moment. Depends on you if you want to join" - A thrown out wedding invitation draft that was supposed to be for one Vox Regulus Volkov

Vox is by @the-inquisitor-and-the-serpent

[hojichasunrise]

"You only like Zutara because you like bad boys--"

It's because of these two, actually.

[maddiviner]

Seen on Facebook. Seems on point. Though, TBF, what do I even know? I’m just a former future philosopher.

[business-bloo]

fuck it i love my catboy too much

done by: https://twitter.com/Zwiebelprinz

[fivekrystalpetals]

I find it really funny that Dazai has, if my memory serves me right, has swore only two times in the whole manga (he seldom swears even at his enemies, he an annoyingly polite boy) and both times coz of Fyodor... like this man made Dazai-annoy-everyone-around-me-to-death-Osamu go WTF at his antics

I bet if Fyodor drops his mask of the perfectly-in-control mastermind and let loose, he's gonna be weirder than Dazai + Gogol combined. Sigma hasn't seen the worst of this gang yet...

[karmarox]

It's one thing that like all the postgame update media for Cult of the Lamb basically assumes that Narinder being spared and joining the cult is the canon ending but it's really really funny that Leshy is just automatically assumed to also be there and always gets prominently featured as the cult's feral babygirl that plays in the front lawn and politely does his chores too.

[bromelianana]

that one exchange from the brak show