"you can't fix everything."
"well, you know what? i fixed you."
"oh really? how?"
"cause i joined the 118. and i made you mad. and i made you cry. i made you laugh sometimes, you know? i drove you crazy, but i think you spent so much time trying to make sure that i didn't get myself killed that it made you remember what it is to live."
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A decorated coffee cup and saucer, probably Paris, circa 1795-1800
With oval panels painted with a detailed naval battle, the flagships Queen Charlotte and Montague engaging in close fire, a pink ribbon border inscribed 'THE FRENCH FLEET DEFEATED JUNE 1 1794, BY EARL HOWE', the grounds banded with gold.
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If you're into coffee, as I am, you need to rotate Turkish coffee into your regimen.
Attached is a video that shows the making of Turkish Coffee, in this case, sweetened with sugar and spiced with Cardamom, the way I like it.
Turkish coffee is typically made with an Ibrik, aka, a long handled copper pot, and very very very fine coffee grounds.
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SoT as incorrect quotes based on @atsushis-fangs series part 1:
Seán: *is being oblivious like always*
Malcolm: damn, you're so oblivious, it's a wonder how you've even managed to survive this long. Were you dropped on your head as a baby?
*Flashback to Ireland proudly showing a baby North off to his brothers for the very first time holding him the same way Rafiki held Simba before accidentally dropping him on his head and panicking.*
Seán quietly: No.
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Andrew: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Angus?
Angus: No.
Andrew: Oh...
Seán: I do!
Andrew: I know Seán.
Seán: I'm sad...
Andrew: I know Seán.
*You could also do this with Callum*
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*Seán whenever the clan were being assholes and he decides to be dramatic about it:* I am disgusted! I am revolted! I've spent 20 years of my life helping you out and THIS is the thanks I get!!!
*Proceeds to disappear within his pile of blankets.
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*Based on Andrew and Seán's argument scene.*
Seán: THAT'S WHY YOUR SHOES RAGGEDY!!!
Andrew: That's why your momma's dead.
Seán: 🗿
Andrew: Dead as hell.
Seán: 🗿
Andrew: What kinda shoes she got on?
Seán: 🗿
Andrew: What shoes she got on in her casket?
Seán: 🗿
Andrew: That's why your grandmommy ain't got no knees.
Seán: 🗿
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*Based on when Ireland and Scotland find out that North had been teleported somewhere.*
*Scotland slowly backing away from Ireland because he knows that Ireland probably isn't too happy with him at the moment.*
*Ireland smiling like a serial killer:* Scotland. Where are you going???
Scotland: *Starts booking it out of the train.*
*Ireland's head twitches slightly and his smile widenes; says calmly:* Seize him.
*A flock of seagulls descend on Scotland screeching and pecking him.*
Scotland: *Screams.*
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The last one is based on a short by NaturalHabitatShorts on YouTube:
-Anonymous A
Omfg these are golden and totally on point 😂😂😂😂
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Slept all day (because what else are you gonna do under mandatory complete isolation with severe hypothyroidism) and woke up to my bf calling to say he'd put the order in for Chinese take away, what beer did should he pick up and did i want anything for breakfast from the shop since i haven't had a hot breakfast in a month and friends i immediately started crying this fuckin nightmare is actually starting to end
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good morning, queers. im gonna be so caffeinated today, good luck to yall
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