Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.
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Going after Dutch is actually in Red Dead Redemption, not rdr2
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Good thing I bought game last night then
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so a few things
my brother and i have our rooms facing each other
he recently got a mood light installed and he can change the color
his favorite color is purple
which would normally be. FINE but every time i walk to my room its just been this
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OUGH does UNIT have a Men In Black type section where they sort out aliens getting to live lives on Earth?? Because if so Donna should work that section because a: Donna would be a fucking AMAZING alien social worker she's always been so so good at Seeing people and b: Catherine Tate look hot in suit
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Thinking about wymack trying to break the news to the rookie kid about their problems with the japanese mafia without scaring him off the team only for the rookie kid to have his very own ties to a different but related gang is too fucking funny to me
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IVAN'S A FUCKING FUCKER FOR NOT EVEN CHOKING TILL PROPERLY HE WAS GENTLY HOLDING HIM IN PLACE
(it kills me because Till probably thought ivan was gonna give him one last out or something hence why he closed his eyes in what i feel like is acceptance)
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Summoning Batman this, ritual turning up with Batman that.
How about a change Huh?
The cultists had prepared everything, the circle, the spell work, the candles, and offerings. There was so much reading to reassure that the circle would hold.
It was nearly midnight when they had started, taking their positions and chanting.
For the King of the never to arrive.
It took about 30 minutes for something to work and 5 seconds to register who they had summoned.
Superman.
What the fuck.
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Alternatively, what if they summoned Clark Kent.
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I've never experienced such empathy for a movie character as when I watched miles tell his mother "whatever" like bro i could almost feel the sandal being thrown mach 4 at my head
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I just KNOW you've got a fandom you're waiting for someone to say. Do that one.
UHHHHHH FALLOUT. not because i strongly care abt fallout but because of this guy:
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no i am not over how one of the first things kris does of their own accord without our input is to lay down their life for this weird ipad kid they met five hours ago no i am not over "hell yeah i am here to humiliate you fucker" no i am not over "did you miss me? because i missed you!" no i am not over how much not only susie but also kris (and ralsei) genuinely care about their new adopted little cousin guy and the fact that he went from having no friends at all to 3 ride or die bffs who were willing to do what every adult in his life failed to do which is stand up for him i-
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