#GUYS I FORGOT TO POST WUT

[leenfiend]

what’s ur type first < prev next > full comic

[xdominiklivakovicx]

Also I forgot to post an ice breaker so here it is;

Name ; Ashley | Ash | Ashie | Trashley

Age range ; 15-17

Nationality ; Croatian 🇭🇷 | Russian 🇷🇺

Pronouns ; She | Her ♀️

Hobbies ; Drawing | Writing | Animating

Interests ; Art | Football | Animation in general | Rock Music

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Since when did you start following football?

Since 2018 when the World Cup in Russia started

Favorite National Teams?

Croatia NT - because they achieved so much those past 5 years, yes I know they like to move games to penalties and play with our nerves, but I still feel like I am part of their family like other Croatia NT fans :)

Russia NT - because I simply like Russian people and I am half one, so I really fell in love with that team. They played so well during the WC in 2018 and during WC qualifiers. I was literally so miserable when I found out they will not be able to participate in Qatar

Serbia NT - idk I love them simply because they are our neighbours and I always love supporting my neighbours during EURO and WC

Who was your favorite player then and why?

(Wow wut a hard question I have asked myself) Livakovic obviously. I know he was being kept on a bench, but I always knew he would be a great goalkeeper, he is our number 1 and very important member of the National Team, yet I didn't post stuff about him at all because I didn't have Tumblr, I was a dumb kid lmfao- but yeah, I can talk about him 'till I die, so yeah I am moving to the next question before I go too far

Do you train football? If you don't, why?

Hell no I don't. First of all; I am very anti-social person (tho there is exclusion when it comes to going on matches I love rooting with other peeps), Second of all; I have very low self-esteem, Third of all; I wanted to be a goalkeeper, but I was always afraid to get goals bc people often get mad at me, fuck them

Favorite clubs?

Dinamo Zagreb - I've been following this club since 2018 after the end of WC in 2018 mainly because of Livi, I love that guy sm he is precious, but the love of this club has grown in 2021 because of its success in Europa League.

Man City - Kova plays in City and he is literally my 2nd fav football player, and one of my best friends roots for City so here we are 👌

Borussia Dortmund - Idk I just love them so much, their mascot is so cute, the club has gotten my hear for some reason 😭

Favorite pic in your gallery?

The one where I took a picture with Livi 💙

What are your favorite bands?

Nirvana

Sex Pistols

Let 3

Termiti

The Beatles

Led Zeppelin

Scorpions

Green Day

Metallica

Rammstein

Daleka Obala

Queen

Ramones

Black Sabbath

Weezer

SOCIALS:

Instagram

- WW2 drawings - x._.unteroffizier._.ashley._.x

- Normal art - punkish._.stoat._.studios

Discord

- TrASHLEY#3627

Artfight

- PunkishStoatStudios

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Idk what to tell about myself anymore, so enjoy this short af info about myself :}

And see ya in the next post lmfao

Also check out my art acc! -> @nikitatheweasel2

[thessalian]

Faerun!Alisaie vs Lorroakan

Aylin: Ah! Come and tell us the glorious tales of your recent deeds! You have anger-face!

Alisaie: It's been kind of anger-time, honestly. I mean, at least we sorted out the mess with the newspaper people and that bounty-posting wizard asshole--

Aylin: Which 'bounty-posting wizard asshole'?

Alisaie: Oh. Right. With the whole hag thing, I kind of forgot to mention - there's this wizard asshole called Lorroakan who hired a bounty hunter we met waaaaaaaaaay back in the Emerald Grove to find him the Nightsong because the wizard asshole's another one who apparently wants to live forever--

Aylin: ...wut.

Alisaie: I know, right? I'm pretty sure you'd get bored after a few hundred years. Anyway, point is, I scared the bounty guy away and told Lorroakan you flew away to fuck-knows-where. Or died. I don't remember which. Anyway, sorted.

Aylin: ...Right. I am going to STOMP HIM.

Alisaie: But ... Aylin, I get it, I do, but he thinks you're well out of his reach now and we have--

Aylin: Since Ketherick Thorm's example wasn't enough, I will show exactly what happens to people who want to cage me.

Isobel: I kind of want to go too, honestly...

Alisaie: Okay, but--

Aylin: Well, I'm going now; meet you there.

Alisaie: But we just finished fighting Sharran cultists and--

Aylin: *flies off*

Alisaie: *siiiiiigh* Well, so much for a long rest to get our magic recharged. Team Dangerous Company, assemble...

And, over in Sorcerous Sundries

Gale: I wonder if we're actually going to have to rob the place after we kill Lorroakan...

Alisaie: I think it's better making Astarion look like a bit of an idiot stealthing when he doesn't have to than to just blatantly walk in and waste my verbal get-out-of-jail-free card. ...I mean, there's a massive hole in the jail now so at least breaking out would be easy...

Aylin: LORROAKAN YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Rolan: Wait. The Nightsong he's been burbling about for years is a person?

Lorroakan: Yep; now get the shackles I set up!

Rolan: How about ... no.

Alisaie: ...wut.

Rolan: Look, Lorroakan, you're a shit wizard and a worse mentor and you've encouraged me to be nothing but shitty to everybody and these people have saved my life and the lives of my friends and if they're going to stomp you into a smear on your carpet, I am going to help.

Gale: ...Well. That happened. At least another wizard on side will be a vaulable ally in the fight to come.

Alisaie: HE HAS LIKE FIVE HIT POINTS.

Rolan: Forty, in point of fact, but...

Lorroakan: MEPHITS! TO ME!

Alisaie: ...Well, at least it's just mephits...

Lorroakan: *summons what looks more like full-on elementals instead*

Alisaie: ...Dude, your definition of 'mephits' and the ones I saw in the hag-swamp are two very different things!

Stabnation: *ensues*

Elementals: *wreck everyone's shit up, including Aylin's*

Lorroakan: Try not to actually kill my key to immortality, if you don't mind...

Alisaie: ...Fuck it. It worked for the hag. *Mobile Flourish - Ranged*

Lorroakan: *is yeeted off a balcony and dies*

Rolan; Elementals: .....................

Gale: You get used to it.

Elementals: *go on attacking anyway*

Wyll: Don't these things get ... I don't know, un-summoned when the person who summoned them dies?!?

Gale: Not particularly!

Rolan: If you must know, if the one who summoned an elemental dies, the elemental is free to do what they want - either to go back to their elemental plane or ... 'wreck shit up' where they are. And we've been stabbing them for the last ten minutes!

Alisaie: ...Wait. If they go back to their elemental plane ... they stay there?

Rolan: Generally. Why?

Alisaie: *puts swords away*

Wyll: Wait what are you doing?!?

Alisaie: *pulls scroll*

Gale: Oh. Ooooh...

Alisaie: *casts Banishment*

Shadowheart: ...Oh. Right. I can actually do that. *also casts Banishment*

Alisaie: I really need to remember I have magic. Just ... shiny rapier.

Rolan: Well. I mean, if you don't want this place, I guess it's my tower now. But I'm going to be a way better wizard than that asshole.

Gale: Are you going to let us rummage the archives to find Important Book?

Rolan: I might, but that freak in the book section will take some convincing and it's going to take weeks for the sentries to be recoded and...

Alisaie: I get it, it's cool, put your house in order first. We'll be discreet.

Gale: We are looking for information to save the world and we're having to be discreet because--

Alisaie: Because a traumatised and abused man is taking the eminently reasonable time required to heal before he recodes all the staff here to give us a "get out of everything free" card. We have Astarion. I can talk around the sentries. We will be discreet.

Shadowheart: You just want to give Astarion the promised heist, don't you?

Alisaie: He's still bummed about missing the printing press infiltration. He's owed. ...Aylin? You okay?

Aylin: Meh. That wasn't as satisfying as I thought it was going to be. Give me a minute and then we'll go.

On the way back to Elfsong Tavern to clean up a bit

Wyll: I suppose a warrior like her will get a little flat when she takes that much beating in a fight...

Alisaie: ...Noooooooo ... this is going to be a Thing later. So we're going to decide whether we're hitting the anti-refugee assholes in the fireworks shop now, or going straight back to Sorcery Central for the heist while Rolan's getting constructs to clean up the bloodstains.

Gale: You know my vote. Books. Always the books.

Alisaie: Also maybe find a way to tell Rolan that maybe 'Sorcerous' is a bit of an appropriative name for a shop?

Shadowheart: ...How 'appropriative'?

Alisaie: Sorcerers are born magical. Wizards strive to be magical. And warlocks have magic thrust upon them.

Gale: You know the original of that one was a sex joke, right?

Alisaie: Am I not a bard? It's not against Wyll; I just like the idea of Mizora being so hard up that she's effectively willing to trade massive magical power for a quick blowjob behind the privies.

Wyll: .....................*hysterical laughter*

Alisaie: There we go. Better laughing in her face than being glum in her general direction. Mostly because I probably shouldn't have the Ravengard heir involved in heists and I need to bring Astarion anyway. *kicks open the door to their rooms* Hey Astariooooon... Want to rob a wizard?

Astarion: You read my mind. What else is on the docket after that?

Alisaie: Shutting down the anti-refugee fireworks assholes. Up to you whether you want in on that one or not.

Astarion: ...We'll see. I'll think about it. On one hand, it's altruism at its 'finest' ... but on the other hand, a good meal so you don't have to worry I'm snacking on the cook downstairs.

Alisaie: ...I guess if you're saying it, you're generally not doing it. C'mon. Heist.

[thought-tracing]

media of the week!

3/9/2024 I forgot to do it last week so some stuff will be from last week. :p Also this week was my spring break ^_^

Music

gonna have a LOT since last week

directed by THEE Gregg Araki baybee.... love absolutely

WUT THE FACK!!!!! Holy shit what a banger y'all Lil Yachty is on a run soz

#Sleaze 👅

HAAAANDS ON MY KNEES AINT NOBODY SEEN MOVES LIKE THEEEESE AYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

This is like Air-y-RNB Absolutely love sooooo good SHOUTOUT KELELAAAAAA

holy CLASSIC damn if you don't know you don't have a brain.

LOVING these two from the new caroline polachek deluxe. and yes i know this came out a while ago and i'm just now tapping in CRYYYY ABOUT IT

WOW 2-0 on losers! videos and music LOVELOVELOVE wow i'm #2 losers! stan only behind madeon probably

GUYS THIS SONG IS OFFICIALLY OUT BY MARS ARGO ON SPOTIFY / APPLE MUSIC YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED SORRY

I was scrolling on their SoundCloud and found this HIT omg..... yes

oh we all knew this was going to be a hit cmon now.... IM JUST LIVING THAT LYFEEE

Wyatt's fault next

shoutout porter robinson no originals. dj set !!

GABBY START DO THIS AGAIN MAKE IT LONGER HELLO

Holy shit jane remover... holy shit holy shit omfogmfogmfogm

OMG SHOUTOUT THE PERSON ON TUMBLR NAMED MGNACRRRTA THAT LIKED ONE OF MY POSTS SO I LOOKED UP THEIR NAME AND IT WAS THIS BAND BUT OFC THE TUMBLR ACCOUNT WAS JUST A FAN BUT LOLOL THANkS FOR PUTTING ME ON

vava voooom voom

Movies

nowhere

YES YALL I WATCHED A MOVIE THIS WEEK!!!!! ok its a rewatch but STILL it was nowhere by gregg araki and if you follow me on here you've already seen me reblog 1000 posts about it immediately after I watched it lol. so dope araki is so gay i love...

TV

naur

Games

erm... sound voltex idk.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!

[guqin-and-flute]

The Soup Incident [Episode 22]

Random Jin Guy: hey u know ur sister

WWX: everyone's mom? best person in the world? beset by terminal heterosexuality? rings a bell

LWJ: i'm sure this is more important than a war

Random Jin Guy: something happened with j

WWX: [overrunning other line] I MUST GO MY MEDDLING IS REQUIRED

Random Nie Guy: oop there he go

LWJ: wow this sounds serious

WWX: what horrors will i find what trauma will this compound what cruelty will i be met with also how did i know exactly where to go

WWX: OH. YOU.

JZX: gross

JYL: oh an audience perfect i'm sure this will de-escalate things

WWX: can we solve this with castration? tell me we can

JYL: no thanks i'd still like the option if it's all the same to u

WWX: it's not let me remove his body parts

JZX: like i'd let u near me u classless hellion

JYL: listen life hasn't been like the greatest lately had a lot of shitty carriage rides i'd like things to chill out and by things i mean namely u in this moment can we go now pls i have an appointment to cry into my pillow that i'm missing

WWX: omg noooo i'll behave i'm here to support u i'll be impartial

JYL: i don't believe that for a single second tho hun

WWX: impartial to how mUCH BLOOD I'M GONNA GET EVERYWHERE HOW IS IT  EVERY TIME I SEE UR STUPID FACE I HATE U MORE fuck u u piece o shit

JYL: and there it is

JZX: [angry sleeve flap of disdainful eloquence]

WWX: wtf

JYL: yeah he's good at those

JYL: honey ur not helping urself here he beat the shit out of u BEFORE he marinated in dark energy for 3 months pls use ur words and ur brain

WWX: WAT DID UR SLEEVE SAY TO ME BITCH

JYL: can we just go pls i like to not be reminded of exactly how much stupid i willingly allow into my life

WWX: but shijie M U R D E R

JYL: inexplicably i still want to marry him so no thank u

JZX: oh look mianmian's here

MM: u fuckin bet i am u dipshit

WWX: wtaf is wrong with him

MM: ok listen LISTEN i know i feel u trust me

JZX: time to return to the arrogance corner

WWX: UR YOUNG MASTER'S A BITCH

JYL: a-xian  n o

MM: no he totally is u right

JYL: well then he's MY bitch :(

MM: why do i bother to stay up late to practice conversations with u if u don't bother to try all that time wasted am i supposed to cover for u now?

JZX: bold of u to assume u can but go for it still don't know why tf ur all here just wanna eat my soup

WWX: HEY I HAVE A FUN GAME IT'S CALLED HOW MUCH OF CHENQING CAN WE FIT INTO JIN ZIXUAN quick someone pick an orifice

JYL: gross

MM: tempting

LWJ: oh hey i'm here now i walk slow oh shit the nice jiang is crying who would hurt the nice jiang?

MM: ok so u know how ur sister makes soup?

JYL: i never really stop it's a little pathological at this point maybe i should talk to someone...

LWJ: oh more heterosexual antics wei ying's achilles heel best wait outside thank god Xichen is mostly functional and gay as the day is long

MM: so she makes soup right? 2 goes to you chuckleheads and the third goes to emporer perpetual foot-in-mouth over here

JZX: [buffering]

MM: jfc why do i even try

WWX: DID HE INSULT UR  S O U P ?!

JYL: sorta i am soup and soup is me

MM: so anyway

JZX: [overrunning previous line] HOLD UP I THOUGHT RANDOM SERVANT NUMBER 62 BROUGHT ME THE SOUP THAT'S NATIVE TO YUNGMENG WHERE MY EX-FIANCE GREW UP

WWX: ur in love with an idiot

JYL: i'm in love with an idiot

MM: I STG UR HEAD IS FILLED WITH JUST HAIRBALLS AND LINT HOW ARE U STILL BREATHING

MM: SHE MAKES SOUP. SHE'S THE SOUP LADY. ASK PEOPLE WHAT THEY THINK OF  WHEN U SAY YANLI AND THEY'LL SAY KINDNESS. A N D  S O U P . and her murder-brothers but that's not the point rn

JZX: ...u made me soup

MM: i'm so fucking sorry pls marry him i need a competent woman to hang around with i'm getting dumber by the day

WWX: seriously this guy u love this guy?

JYL: xianxian pls romantic idiocy runs in our family it's practically traditional

JYL: i mean...yes i have 2 coping mechanisms; soup and crying neither of them are working rn tho help i don't unlock righteous fury until level 25

JZX: wow she made me soup

WWX: of course she made u soup  u human inner-thigh chafe show us the flashback mianmian

MM: [off screen] oh yeah that roll the tape jeeves

[ENTER FLASHBACK]

JYL: i made u soup bb

JZX: ur not servant number 62 go fuck urself

JYL: wut

[END FLASHBACK]

WWX: NO FURTHER QUESTIONS UR HONOR

Random Jin Guy Who Brought Wuxian: perhaps this was a [cursive writing] Mistake™

JZX: ouchie i can twirly fight countless puppets can't dodge a punch of the life of me cultivation jesus that's gonna leave a mark

JYL: GOD I WISH THIS WAS MORE CATHARTIC how does this always happen? who raised this kid? oh right me

Group of Random Jin Guards: we are all well intentioned but ultimately expendable extras fear us

Random Jin Guard: UNHAND HIM FIEND

WWX: cool imma write u a song it's called Don't Care Didn't Ask Gonna Kill Everyone In This Tent Over Soup in b flat tootly toot here comes the murder flute

Random Jin Guards attacked by resentful energy: [keyboard smash]

LWJ: wait hold on that's his shit starting music has shit been started?? wEi YiNg

WWX: are u prepared for the journey i'm about to send u on little man

JZX: i'm actually good here thanks

[unintelligible teenage screaming]

MM: HEY LISTEN U CAN'T DO THAT MURDER IS BAD and i still like him i sympathize but like...u can't

WWX: the semi corporeal black smoke demons that sublet my soul tell me that it's fine sooo

JYL: a-xian if u kill him now i will have put up with so much bs for n o t h i n g

LWJ: take a deep breath us ur words what in the actual hell is going on

WWX: fuck u ur not my therapist

LWJ: u do not have a therapist never has someone so clearly NOT had a therapist except maybe jiang cheng

WWX: SOUP MURDER IS GOING ON

LWJ: wut

JYL: pls understand it's just as dumb as you think

LWJ: ... i refuse to let soup related crimes of passion be something my future husband is known for u stop that

WWX: THEN I'M LEAVING

LWJ: wow

JYL: we're both in love with idiots

JZX: am i still gonna keep getting soup?

[this is a thing i do sometimes so if you would like to see more...]

Scene suggested by @nagisachan1​!! (I’m so sorry I forgot to tag/credit you when I posted this!)

[reddeadreference]

Blog Progress Update (Travel Blog Style 😎#14)

Did the mayor’s party, got A LOT of photos of dresses for sure. Gonna take a hot second to put those all together.

End cutscene for that mission is us back at Shady Belle… Arthur sits up from some sacks he was sleeping on (bruh you have a bed) he stands up… sacks are gone and replaced with crates…Rockstar wut…?

Mary-Beth is asking about Kieran. That’s it. He’s gone. T-T Damn I really though there was at least SOME time with him there… I’ll have to reload the welcome back party and just not let him out of my sight if I want any photos of him doing anything… maybe he doesn’t do anything…

Left for Saint Denis … saw the “SA” pop up on the mini map. I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE

On the boat, I totally forgot about the poker boat, gotta add that to the Saint Denis page probably.

Everything kicked off and I was takin out guys left and right… kinda took Strauss’ kill (knock out) and lost honor… Failed on purpose so he could have his moment.

Strauss: What about the alligators?

Trelawny: My suit!

JOSIAH! PRIORITIES MAN!

Time to listen to trumpet man while I wait for the newspaper boy to come back because he got frightened because I pushed the racist… okay… never came back but i got some journal stuff done meantime.

Saw a white “search here” cloud pop up and found Charles XD totally forgot about this “Please… do not do that again.” so polite. 

Well time to get a vampire- shit, or not, completely forgot that you’re wanted after this mission for the fight on the pier. Dang it Miss Grimshaw’s gonna yell at me again… I may have jumped directly into the water hoping to hide, was seen, can’t surrender… nevermind I’ll get the vampire later. I’m close to finishing Chapter 3’s page just gotta get onto online to get Braithwaite photos. I haven’t touched online in so long.

Okay… so… last time I came here in online… I swear it wasn’t trashed… as in… the desk the Braithwaite hides behind to shoot at Arthur from wasn’t tipped over… and the kitchen door wasn’t blocked… is it trashed cause of my progress in the game?????? 

Cause I was still able to open the "blocked" door as if it wasn't blocked...Weird.

Okay, vampire time… I don’t have the patience to make it night, I’m gonna go to Eagle Flies Mission instead

Went to Valentine. Oh brother… forgot about these two.. Did a bounty.

I missed some Braithwaite manor shots and I tried to go back to online but it wouldn’t let me… so I guess I’m doing Eagle Flies’ mission first. Did that then online. Almost done with the Braithwaite posts. 

Back at camp, Sadie… hun, it's nothing personal I'm avoiding you.

I didn't know there was a Micah Coach Robbery for this chapter. Bruh we already did one, give someone else a chance. 

I'm gonna do that then just bite the bullet, rip the band-aid off, jump into the deep end, etc

 otherwise I'm gonna be in chapter 4 forever. I will have to spend a few hours reading happy Duffy fics after though… maybe write a few...

[xxitzmikoxx]

HEYOOO IM BACK !!!!

With new artworks (≧▽≦)!!!

Omg I don't even remember when I last posted on Tumblr 🤦

I hope you all are doing well and staying safe ( ˶ ❛ ꁞ ❛ ˶ )❤️ I MISSED YOU ALL SM 🤧 I think I literally forgot I own a Tumblr lol (• ▽ •;) but I've been active on Insta so if you don't follow me, wut u doin bro ಠ_ಠ (follow me pls hehe ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ)

I guess over that time, I've got interested to draw other stuff and I think I'm really enjoying myself that way. I was able to discover more art styles and bonus, I FELL IN LOVE WITH HAIKYUU(I blame @xzatanna lol ) . Jjsnshsjxnxhhx I failed no simp September so bad cuz of it lol. But I hope you all will enjoy some new content coming, these are some Haikyuu posts I had up on Insta so I put em up here too lol

Hope you guys will enjoy em 💕

Stay safe and stay healthy ❤️❤️❤️

[shadlad24]

More Funny Little Moments #1: Season 1, Episodes 1-12

So, I decided to do this post after all. Halp. LOL Because I apparently LOVE giving myself a bunch of unnecessary work, I decided to choose two to three extra moments, per episode! SUPER halp! X’D Anyway, these are moments that didn’t make the cut for my FFLM series because: my sense of humor is a little weird, they were gonna be too much work (LOL/Siiigh), I like to highlight patterns, and I don’t like a lot of repetition. [Links to each FFLM along the bottom of the post. :)]

Let’s start with something I originally agreed with other fans on but have since changed my mind. A lot of people didn’t like this part of “Chariots of War” because it seems so ludicrous that Xena would forget her chakram anywhere. Well, let me tell you! This lady has left her weapons behind most episodes thus far. I didn’t note it every time here (and especially didn’t bother with her whip) because that’d really overrun the post buuuuut… You’ll see. XD

1.01 Sins of the Past

Xena’s shift being so much dirtier than the little boy’s clothes though she’s high up off the ground, and he lives in smoked-out rubble.

Yup. Xena forgot her sword (and later, her main saddlebag) at her mother’s tavern. Pft.

Sorry these were kinda lame, but I didn’t want to re-use any more of the original fifteen points I made about this episode... Ah well. Moving on! (heh)

1.02 Chariots of War

Xena loses her sword after the chariot crash, taking up and discarding Sphaerus’s but walking off without her own. (See her front and back and both of Argo’s sides.)

Gabrielle chewing Xena out, Xena being bummed about it, and Argo being surprised. X’D

1.03 Dreamworker

This got me good. Gabrielle does Xena’s war cry so well here that I really thought it was Xena for a few seconds. Realizing it was GabbyWabs only made me chuckle more because she apparently can’t do it when it really counts in “The Greater Good.”

Argo NOT being on Team Gabrielle. XD (Their feud is a little funny to me.)

1.04 Cradle of Hope

Xena tossing aside her sword after killing Nemos. Extras even dance and celebrate right on top of it! Wut thuh?

I decided to avoid mentioning Hope in the FFLM because Xena’s quote here is more ironic than comedic, and Gabrielle’s little face is just so sad, but I didn’t want to let it pass by entirely unremarked upon. At least GW gets to show off her oracle skills again? :’)

1.05 The Path Not Taken

So, Xena and Gabrielle walk into a bar… Heh. No, but really, they enter this tavern for the first time ever, yet the bartender not only knows what they want, he knows that they’re coming and has their drinks waiting for them too. All Xena has to do is knock on the counter and nod to get her fire-breath alcohol/oil, and Gabrielle barely has the word “cider” out of her mouth before the guy hands it to her. Xena, like me, is duly amazed.

Lucy, through Xena, making another timely anti-peanut statement. I just didn’t want to do the same thing twice back-to-back in the FFLM. X)

1.06 The Reckoning

Gabrielle thinking along the same lines Xena and I did about this poor excuse for a judge.

Me not being well-versed in ancient Greek heroes and picturing the fool who Draco killed so handily in the first episode. heh

1.07 The Titans

I’ll let Xena explain this one. …Mostly. I can’t believe Gabrielle not only sassed the Titans such that she unashamedly put Xena and Phyleus in danger too, but also kinda got this (admittedly awful) town demolished and didn’t lift a finger to actually help anyone in the temple. Tsk tsk. XP

So… Hyperion here can smash homes and businesses that were probably well-built and reinforced and all, but he can’t get his hand out of a stocks-cuff that was made in a single evening with scraps from those destroyed buildings. He also, inexplicably, has no use of his left hand or the power-breath that he used to knock Gabrielle over. Okie. XD

1.08 Prometheus

Is this really a thing? I was giggling quite a bit in disbelief that severed windpipes can heal. Like, perforated is one thing; completely bisected? Yeah, I don’t think so.

Gabrielle being incredulous upon learning that Xena has other friends, realizing what the warrior princess means, and then wondering if that could be her one day. 

   1.09 Death in Chains

Gabrielle enjoying watching Xena kill someone for the first time, then quickly realizing that fact. Whoops.

I found this moment really odd and then kind of hilarious. This poor dying old woman begs for water and goes ignored not only by the hospice workers, but also Talus and Gabrielle. Then Talus decides to be helpful. Gabrielle goes to the woman and lets her talk a lot (undoubtedly drying her mouth and throat even more), hears that Xena might be in danger, and then just… leaves. Talus goes with her, not having gotten water from the well after all. What a couple of jerks! XD

1.10 Hooves & Harlots

I really don’t know why Gabrielle kept making this face as Terreis died, but it tickled my funny bone too. So, I provided alternate subs to go with it. [Did you notice how she kind of cringes when Terreis tries to hold her hand and then just lets the Amazon flop once she’s died, flinging her hand aside like, “Ew, get it off me!”? What was that all about? X”) Hm… maybe she has an aversion to dying people, and that’s why she abandoned the old lady last episode?]

Gabrielle being a smart aleck, just like me, because Phantes’s complaint here is so ludicrous. But then you see the close-up of little hoofies in cuffs too, and, if you’re anything like me too, kinda just topple over laughing. The poor actual horse they did this to, though, man! What even?

Gosh, this episode was chockfull of hilarity, eh? Why did this happen? Gabby, take it away!

1.11 The Black Wolf

I laughed at this too. But now I wonder. Is Xerxes related to Caesar and/or connected to Rome or something? Because Xena does this twice around them too. In “When in Rome,” she jokes that the two guards lost playing tag with her, and in “A Good Day” she informs Pompey that if there were more guards hiding around their meeting space, then she would have had more helmets. heh Oh, Xenie. I think I know why Gabrielle’s turning out to be such a little punk ...or vice versa? Is Gabrielle actually a bit of a bad influence on Xena? XP

So, this fight just struck me as really odd. Xena passes her sword to Flora though she (Xena) needs to battle the big boss of the episode, and… actually, is totally right. The king throws a single wide-ass punch, waits while Xena kicks the guy behind her a few times, lets himself get kicked in the face a couple of times, and then comes at her with a little piece of chain, presumably from the restraints that were intended to keep Flora in place during her execution. Sir, you have a sword! A giant sword, right there on your hip! What are you doing? Then, when Xena kicks him a final time and sends him flying, his (supposed-to-be) metal armor is no match for the splintered wood of the axe she broke earlier. …Okie. XD XD XD   *gif below*

Xena once again leaves her chakram somewhere. …And I am now imagining this being part of Gabrielle’s maid duties: the poor kid has to go find Xena’s weapons each night and bring them back to her. I’m especially imaging the fluffball hilariously, adorably struggling to get the chakram out of things like this wall, as she did with Xena’s sword in the tree stump in “Dreamworker,” but more parallel to the floor. Cuuuute! XD

This plus this 

*pic + GIF below*:

1.12 Beware Greeks Bearing Gifts

This scene too really made me wonder, though amused as well. Why is Gabrielle so surprised that the only city nearby, that they were headed to, is the one they find? Is she really being that loud? Is Xena goofing around with the bootlaces question? Why startle Gabrielle and then yank her into enemy territory screaming, when what you want is quiet? What’s with the trapdoor-spider soldiers? Xena’s pose throwing the chakram. XD Gabrielle mostly featherlight dance-y moves through the battlefield. XD XD XD Why is it that when Xena tells Gabrielle to stick right behind her, Gabrielle disappears? And what was with the bucket-sitting soldier? Gabrielle is like, “Oh; no, thank you!” when she sees him and turns tail. Then Xena ...follows her. “We’re goin’ this way! Now we’re goin’ that way!” But they still end up dead-ahead from where they burst out of the bushes. XD That was ridiculous and nonsensical, and I’m very confused but had lots of fun. heheheh  *gif below* [ETA: Darn! The original file was too big, so I had to remake the GIF and cut quite a few things out. :( Sorry]

Xena’s outta-nowhere crusade to emasculate Deiphobus coming full-circle. What was that all about?

Welp, I hope you had as much fun as I originally and then later did. Not so much in the middle with the collage-and-GIF-making and editing and redoing, but; y’know. XD Wouldn’t trade it for …Hm… Nevermind. LOL

If you missed any of the FFLMs, then please click on the corresponding number-links below. :D

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no B oh my god it's okay 😭 i just wanted to make sure i wasnt hallucinating or some shit if you're too busy the tim drake-wayne thot association is happy to wait until you can post whatever you have to offer a starving crowd <3 take your time and take care of yourself first! i see some of ur posts that are like "i just worked with old people in a hospital" and im like i feel so sorry for her bcs you couldnt pay me enough to take care of mean old people whom im not related to that sounds like purgatory irl

Lmao. Okay that’s a mood. I’ve been working in pediatric and it’s so much nicer. The kids are cute. I can talk about cartoons and comics. I give out stickers and they like them. The only issue is that I know that if I was a billionaire like Bruce Wayne, I too would adopt a dozen kids. There are some that are too cute. 🥺 I don’t even want kids and I’m like “I would 100% take this baby home.” Or the ones with hard lives. I’m way too young to adopt a 16 year old but his parents sucked so bad. 😭 not abusive but just assholes.

When I work in adults they can b mean and rude and call me names like sweet cheeks and honey in definitely a sexual way. Kids don’t do that! Even ones that are teens. I even had an old guy tell me to smile more and I was wearing a face mask. I was like wut? Yeah I don’t plan on working with adults.

But no I’m glad you sent that because I straight up forgot lmaooo.

[a-crimson-lion]

Katsuki Bakugo And Minoru Mineta Are Funny For All The Wrong Reasons

In this essay I will

No, but seriously, this is a problem. Spoilers and all that jazz. Let's start with the obvious.

Minoru Mineta

Minoru is the poster child for this topic. He's a complete scumbag, but is kept around because he's funny, when in reality he'd probably be expelled somewhere down the line.

While he does have some funny moments, there's only a small amount that don't come from his perversions, which is highly concerning.

His brand of humor isn't particularly inspired either. Let's go through some of his moments.

Hero Costumes

Minoru flashes his thumbs up when he looks at Ochako's uniform, stating that he loves the school. This is less funny and more unsettling, but it gets a pass 'cause Minoru is still relatively new to viewers.

USJ

Minoru grapples onto Tsuyu's breasts twice. He gets dunked on the first time. He gets nearly drowned the second time. We laugh... but it's not because Minoru is funny. Seriously, dark humor is one thing, but Minoru's actions are just plain creepy and borderline sexual harrassment. The fact that he nearly has to die to get us laughing doesn't help matters (he's scum, but scum should face long lasting consequences, not temporary bouts of comedic violence).

Changing Rooms

Almost forgot about this one. Minoru tries to peep on the girls. Kyoka notices and skewers his eye. We laugh. Not because Minoru's funny, but because we're suppose to enjoy his suffering. Imagine if everyone DIDN'T bash him upside the head! (There would probably be content apathy if there wasn't at least a small outcry for reprimands, to be honest.)

Obstacle Course

Minoru clasps onto Momo's gym uniform to pass the Obstacle Course, and he has a nosebleed. Momo calls him the worst. Again, relying on the fact that "Minoru sux" in order to get a laugh. That's sad.

Class Rankings

Mina says it best: guys like Minoru are only endearing when they're stupid, or something along those lines. If they're stupid, that lowkey implies that he has the potential to learn better. But Minoru already knows a lot, which os MORE unsettling than the alternative. Now, common sense doesn't equal intelligence, but the fact that Minoru is considered smart when he continually makes the stupid decision to try and get some in horrible ways is just... the worst.

Swimming Pool

Minoru and Denki collaborate on getting a view of the girls in swimsuits. (Before you bring it up, yes, Denki is also a perv character, but unlike Minoru, he actually has more going for his personality instead of just having a running gag joke define 90% of his character. And the most Denki's done on his own is attempting (and failing) to flirt with other girls.) Denki and Minoru are shocked when the rest of the boys show up, and Denki is disheartened to find that the girls are wearing school-issued swimsuits. Minoru, of course, finds the scene nice nonetheless. This is less of a "HAHA!" moment and more of a "*groan*" moment.

Hot Springs

Minoru tries to violate the girls' privacy just so he can see them naked. Luckily Kota is there to stop him. He swats Minoru off the wall, leading him to fall pathetically back to Earth. And we never speak of it again. You see a pattern with his stunts yet? Also, Tenya did not deserve what he got at the end of that scene.

Provisional License Exam

Granted, this is where Minoru is at his least perverted, but he still finds a way to be annoying. "The hierarchy is falling!" Oh gee, it's not like you had a tragic backstory and underwent actual character growth which helped you grow as a person, Minoru. You being smug is doing nothing to help your character.

Before The Interview

In the anime exclusive season premiere of Season 4, Minoru starts creepily talking about a potential female reporters breasts, before he gets restrained by Mr. Aizawa. While most of us thank him for stopping the pervert's actions, keep in mind that this is the one of the few times Mr. Aizawa ever tries to actually do anything to curb Minoru's behavior. Then again, since Horikoshi likes Minoru and Katsuki, they basically get immunity from Mr. Aizawa's actual character.

Joint Training Arc Aftermath

Sometime during the JTA, Minoru ricochets off of Mina's chest. Mina (rightfully) calls him out at this, and we're later treated to a scene with Minoru in a straightjacket with his eyes forced open while Mina keeps an eye on him. Physical punishment will do nothing to Minoru; at this rate he'll develop an immunity. What he needs are concrete consequences that will actually get him to think about not being perverted.

Izuocha Reaction

This moment is... admittedly tame. After Izuku and Ochako share a fist bump in Chapter 256, Minoru makes this weird gremlin face while asking himself what's going on. It's harmless at first... until you remember that Minoru is a shameless pervert who has a vain physical infatuation with most girls, Ochako inclued. Minoru's reaction is basically an entitled Lv. 1 gamer looking at an experienced Lv. 50 and going, "Why the hell isn't that me?"

Of course, there are other moments where Minoru is perverted, but it isn't funny, a la he hopes to see Eri again in 10 years or something like that. I've heard he's been mellowing out a bit more in recent chapters, but I'll remain cautiously optimistic for now. The fact that his main shtick is that we should despise him, and therefore laugh at his karma, is... kinda sad. That type of thing could work for a villain or a really unlikable character, but the fact that Minoru is a supporting character who we see progress with his classmates with very little growth in his character? What a waste... Moving on, then.

Katsuki Bakugo

Ah, King Explosion Murder. Most of you will know how I despise him. And unfortunately, part of the reason is similar to why I don't like Minoru:

His AnGeRy BoI tantrums get old really quick. Let me explain.

Catchphrases

"DIE!" "I'LL KILL YOU!" "EXTRA!" If you've been paying attention to Katsuki, he says these things s lot. He's been letting go of "extra" recently, but he'll still spew the first two comments without hesitation. He probably doesn't mean it literally, but that doesn't warrant his excessive aggression. It's one of the worst character traits I've seen in a while to be honest, and it's heavily concerning that a 15 (now 16) year-old has this kind of mindset. The fact that it's played for laughs ("DIE!" or "GO TO HELL!" while Izuku states deadpan off to the side) isn't any more assuring.

Gremlin Face

Katsuki will do this for a multitude of reasons. His base appearance treads a fine line between pretty boy and disgruntled madman, but when Katsuki gets more pissed then usual, he goes full gremlin. The faces are somewhat funny out of context, but they're kind of petty in context.

Bus Ride

The kids call out Katsuki on the bus ride to the USJ. This is basically a way to tell the readers that Katsuki isn't much of a big shot anymore, but the fact that it ultimately holds no water later down the line is... disappointing. Within several chapters, people will be flocking to him, regardless of his garbage personality.

Eijiro's Analysis

Eijiro brings up how Katsuki should be all "DIE! DIE! DIE!" while they're fighting villains, to which Katsuki ironically responds in kind. It's a "Bakugo sux LOL" moment, but the fact that this is how likely most students see him and they STILL flock to him is just... wut? Plus, Eijiro was originally skeptical of Katsuki after the Battle Trial, and his sudden support of Katsuki here is... half-heartedly executed. And while Katsuki has shown that he treasures the relationship he has with Eijiro to a degree, it's pretty clear that Eijiro holds it in a much higher regard.

Less Than The Best

Gremlin face returns when Katsuki gets 3rd (and therefore not 1st) in the Sports Festival's Obstacle Course. Katsuki screams when he gets 2nd (and therefore not 1st) in the Cavalry Battle. It's "funny" now, but I fear for the day when this guy has to regularly do interviews and doesn't get the Number One Hero spot for the first few months (if he ever gets it at all).

Sore Winner

This is probably the one joke I can say is the least funny. Everybody remembers the whole Katsuki in bindings and acting like an animal bit, right? Yeah, no one is sane in this universe... And even if Katsuki's desire to reject the first place medal is understandable, he isn't exactly cordial about the whole thing (I mean, I'd be miffed if someone had be bound like that, but I doubt more growling is gonna get him out... the teachers need help). And then we still see him with the medal in his mouth sometime later, and Gremlin face show up when the class is talking internships. Where's the therapist again?

Teeth

Katsuki telling the germs in his mouth to die as he's brushing his teeth. It's only funny because of the absurdity of the notion. In reality, telling microscopic organisms to straight up die in such a threatening manner is hella concerning. See "Catchphrases" for why I still don't think this is okay.

Knife

One of the more tame jokes. Katsuki's good with knives, Ochako brings it up, Katsuki is offended. Honestly, I'd prefer more of this type of humor compared to... whatever Katsuki's doing right now.

I'll Kill Him

It's an exam, Katsuki, AN EXAM! This moment during the Provisional License Exam is only funny for a moment, because when you think about it, the purple dude has a point (even if he's still a stuck-up elitist) and Katsuki would have failed if Eijiro and Denki didn't follow after him. Still, does he think he can get away with saying he'll kill villains in the actual Hero world? Good gravy...

Stop Being Nice

This is a trend we've seen post-Deku vs. Kacchan 2. Izuku complements Katsuki or makes a remark about him. Katsuki proceeds to tell him to back off in some or fashion. If it's his winter costume, Katsuki will chew the speech bubble. He'll reflexively tell Izuku to get out of his way. When Izuku mentions Katsuki's technique, Katsuki will tell Izuku to stay away from him. I know some of Izuku's habits are borderline-stalking, but he's not being overtly creepy. And in a narrative where Izuku and Katsuki are supposed to be "good friends," this does a poor job of showing it.

Ninja Star

Katsuki looses his temper when Izuku brings up Blackwhip, and throws one of his head pieces at Izuku like a ninja star. Izuku gets injured, but the entire thing is played off like a nice joke. Except it isn't. Izuku wasn't about to spill anything about OFA when he talked about Black Whip; Katsuki's just stupidly jealous and annoyed when anyone like Izuku talks for too long about their achievements. It's basically telling readers that Izuku's gonna get shoved around for having pride in himself. That sucks...

I Win

The latest incarnation of Gremlin face, and Katsuki's stupid winner's complex in general. I've already talked about it in this post, but Katsuki's assertions in Chapter 257 were highly immature and disrespectful. All Might tells the boys about the OFA users and their short lives, how they weren't chosen ones but were still entrusted with the Quirk, hoping to pass it on and hoping to beat AFO. What does Katsuki say about them? They had lame Quirks; they were a bunch of nobodies. He goes out of his way to tell Izuku he'll lag behind while mastering the next Quirk while Katsuki ensures his victory. All if that "character development" and he still pulls stuff like this. How do I put this?

A few steps forward followed by long periods of regression is not character development, that's bad writing.

Katsuki's seemingly humorous outbursts would be terrifying in the real world. He's got serious issues and he needs help. His anger is no laughing matter. It'll hurt him, or rather, continue to hurt him. It's already hurt other people, and continues to do so.

TL;DR Katsuki and Minoru's one note humor is damaging to the narrative and to their characters, and unless it's properly addressed, it will continue to do so. Thank you for your time.

-Crimson Lion (19 January 2020)

[ain-t-bovvered]

Babe, I need a commentary on "Swan Song" more than I need my next breath. Pretty please ‼️

 [Send me an ask with your favourite or a random SPN episode and I’ll comment on it while re-watching it.]

+SPN Commentaries+     

Season 14 

a/n : all the episode SPN gifs are made as I watch , unless they’re from google , you can see that if they are. If you can’t see them you need to use a computer or use the gifs post right under the episode link.

UUUGH *wraps herself in a blanket* 

[zoom on Dean as the song goes “don’t you cry no more” ] J F C

[Chuck’s voice] “On April 21st-”

[slams the laptop close] I can’t do this.

————————————————-

- I gotta . 

*sobs* [open laptop] “ -1967 , the 100 millionth..”

- “the most important car “  

-” Getting folks right for judgment day” 

- “ a used car-lot in Lawrence, where a young marine bought her on impulse”  [sucks breath in]

- “ Where the story begins ..:”

- “…and here is where it ends”

- “Watching out for you,it’s kind of been my job”  “ it’s kinda who I am”

- “I let him out…I gotta put him back”

Goddamn it this will hurt like a son of a bitch , I can’t even be funny

- I always cringed seeing those two demons hanging from the ceiling to bleed out like pigs honestly.

-…and damn that fucking jacket!!!! I hate whoever stole it with all my heart

- Oh fuck Sam’s so disgusted and scared 

- Looking at Castiel sleeping in the back “oh ain’t he a little angel?” 

 S:”Angels don’t sleep”

 D: Well…fuck

-DETROIT

-S “Dean I’m sure he know a buttload we don’t”

-S” you gotta promise me you are not gonna try to bring me back”

 D: WUT, lol sure

-Apple-pie life ….sorry but that doesn’t suit neither of you. AND just because Idgaf about y’all haters….I don’t even want that for them . I mean…I don’t see supernatural ending like that , do you? Blaze of glory guys.

-HE DID NOT PROMISE THO

-time for the goodbyes .

- S “Do you mind not watching this?”

[skipping forward crying] I CAN’T YOU GUYS FUCK YOU

also…that was a lot to drink, I can barely drink two bottles of water a day without being sick.

-S “ We’re here you sons of bitches” 

MOOD

- Hey Lucy…looking rotting

- All those little details in the car makes me so sad and warm and happy, ffs

-WHY DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THE RIIIIINGS

-oh my fuck look at Dean right now….my heart 

-The moment where Sam becomes Lucifer…..DAMN JARED

- And here we have the entire fandom mood

-The mirror talk 

-Samifer: “ Such anger, young Skywalker”-Samifer “ we are two half made whole”S: first of all EWW

-Jesus H Roosevelt Christ , that is so not Sam

-”Sam Winchester this is your life”  

Hi hello, uhm…can someone send help? I think my heart is being ripped off

- C “I suggest we imbibe copious quantities of alcohol “ A MOOD

- D” yes, well, .thank you Bukowski “

- OH WOW BOBBY’S BROKEN FACE DOESN’T AFFECT ME AT ALL. 

Jk that’s insufferable 

-”Sam used to insist on honest jobs.” that’s cute.

-”They could go anywhere and do anything” LIVING THE LIFE I WANT 

-”Sure , they never really had a roof and 4 walls, but they were never, in fact, homeless “

-”It has to end where it started I guess”

-”You are gonna do something stupid. You got that look” TELL ME AGAIN HOW BOBBY IS NOT THEIR FATHER

-”Well I ain’t gonna let him die alone”

[ok …I’ve run out of pitiful cats pics ]

-oh well that’s a graveyard that @curly-haired-disaster would enjoy

- Angels and their constipated staring contest.

- is it bad that I find the fucking Devil reasonable ?!?!?! Like??? he’s?? not wrong??

- JFC Michael is so…aseptic 

-but also I’m imagining this with Michael true vessel and I’m dying because….PARALLELS

ALSO , Michael and Lucifer:

- [PURR] *GASPS* OH look it’s Dean doing something stupid.

-[Rock of Ages starts to play ] My lame 90s’ ass:

*record scratch* In my defense….nope…there is no excuse….proceed *record starts*

-”it’s better to burn out than fade away”

 D mentally : hello you stupid motherfuckers, Dean-suicidal-tendencies-because-nothing-to-lose is here.

- Michael : RUDE

-Lucifer : lol I love this stupid son of a bitch, i’LL KILL HIM LAST

-”Hey, we need to talk” 

can someone get me an infinity rule to measure Dean’s balls right now?

- Satan: This is a new whole mountain of stupid” also I’m so entertained right now. You go mud monkey, do a little dance.

-Dean addressing Adam

Adam in hell : SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

- AND HERE WE HAVE THE GREATEST INSULT

-also…HELLOOOO YOU CASTIEL HATERS MOTHERFUCKERS, HE LITERALLY JUST SIGNED HIS DEATH TO GIVE 5 FRIGGIN MINUTES TO DEAN FOR SOMETHING HE ISN’T EVEN SURE WOULD CHANGE A THING

- Satan “ did you just molotov my brother with holy fire?”

Castiel : …..nnnnno…?

[SPLAT]

- Lucifer grabbing Dean by the collar , slowly , saying “ You are such a pain……” [dramatic pause because Lucifer is a drama queen] “…in my ass”

HOT.

(please don’t start sending me Wincest or SamLucifer x Dean or SamxLucifer stuff , I still don’t like them)

- NAH BOBBEH

- “Oh he’s in here all right” …. kinky

(please don’t start sending me Wincest or SamLucifer x Dean or SamxLucifer stuff , I still don’t like them)

- [Dean gets trashed]

- The toy soldier!!!!

-THE FLASHBACKS

-OH my god he’s so scared and oh look you can see the moment he gives up

-those silent goodbyes

- [gross sobbing]

- also….bye forever Adam and Canon Michael arches.

-The moment Dean realize it’s done and his head bump into the car and his lips trembles and his eyes are so lost and full of pain and then he closes them and turn his head [fades to black]

OH LOOK HE IS ON HIS KNEES , FUCKING GREAT THANKS…..wow ok YA REALLY NEED TO STOP MAKING ME DO COMMENTARIES ON SAD EP , but that would mean that there would be just a handful left then….

- *whop whop * here is Castiel

- D:”Cass are you God? “

 C: “ no but I’ll make you scream that later in the seasons. That’s a nice compliment, but no”

- C: “ New and improved” CASS IS A SERAPH NOW , [LEVEL UP]

- “ you try to tied up any loose ends, but you never can “ … are the writers calling themselves out?

“The fans are always gonna bitch”

HEY

“There’s always gonna be holes”

yeah riiiight

-D “ wow…God gives you a brand new shiny set of wings and suddenly you are his bitch again”

oooooh speaking the truths and we all know what happens in season 6 .

C : “It’s just seems like the right thing to do” 

me : *cringe *

- D: “ All I’ve got is my brother in a hole!”

- C: “ what would you rather have? Peace or Freedom ?” 

CASTIEL WHAT’S WITH THESE IMPOSSIBLE CHOICES, JFC he’s already starting to sounds like what he’ll become in season 6

- D:” You really sucks at goodbyes”

-Bobby and Dean’s hug *sobs*

-Chuck:” Every part of him, every fiber he’s got wants to die…”

thanks god, I hate it

- “..he’s made a promise” 

A VeRy FuCKIng StUPid onE 

- THE VOICE CRACK

- Chuck:” they did alright” 

*spluttering* I’M SORRY WHAT

Also FUCK OFF WITH THIS MUSIC AND THE FLASHBACKS

-”Nothing really ever ends”HERE….RIGHT HERE…at the time I’ve watched this the first time I was…..BITCH WHERE U GO? AND THEN…….OH..OOOOH YOU MOTHERFUCKER.

God every time something bad happens on heart, heaven and hell : 

OH WAIT …

-[ camera pointing in Sam’s face] and where the fuck did you come from bitch.[Hello by Adele starts to play]

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Next up : Free to be you and me

ugh I forgot who wanted the tag in these so I’m tagging the ones from the season 14 ones

@waywardbaby     @ravenangel33       @mariekoukie6661    @wayward-and-worn       @spnskinnyballs      @starfirerules      @cloverhighfive    @supernatural-teamfreewillpage   @dragontamerm @closetspngirl @rainflowermoon @destiel-honeypie @mattiecat   @bunnybaby121115  @aliaitee    @jacks-word-of-the-day

[i-breathe-therefore-i-read]

Rot & Ruin Series by Jonathan Maberry

In the zombie-infested, post-apocalyptic America where Benny Imura lives, every teenager must find a job by the time they turn fifteen or get their rations cut in half. Benny doesn't want to apprentice as a zombie hunter with his boring older brother Tom, but he has no choice. He expects a tedious job whacking zoms for cash, but what he gets is a vocation that will teach him what it means to be human.

*What I thought: 4 out of 5 stars

read: 4/19

I thought it was a cool zombie book. Not very original though. It’s like all other zombie books out there. This kinda reminds me of a teen version of the show The Walking Dead.

I like the trading card pictures in the inside cover of the hardback books. It’s cool to have an idea of what they look like in the story.

Benny was a good kid. He was dumb most of the time though. lol I like how he grew throughout the book. His way of thinking changed when he experienced things; like on his brother, the bounty hunters, his parents.

Tom was an amazing person and brother. I really liked him. He was a badass.

The lost girl’s story was a sad one. She was young when all this happened. I definitely wouldn’t have survived the way she had.

I like the tricks to keep from biting zombies like certain clothing and smells. 

There was an unusual sight for them in the Ruin. I wonder what comes of that? It’ll be interesting to see how that plays out. 

All the bad guys got what they deserved! I can't believe some of the stuff they did. Geez. 

Six months have passed since the terrifying battle with Charlie Pink-eye and the Motor City Hammer in the zombie-infested mountains of the Rot & Ruin. It’s also six months since Benny Imura and Nix Riley saw something in the air that changed their lives. Now, after months of rigorous training with Benny’s zombie-hunter brother Tom, Benny and Nix are ready to leave their home forever and search for a better future. Lilah the Lost Girl and Benny’s best friend Lou Chong are going with them. Sounds easy. Sounds wonderful. Except that everything that can go wrong does. Before they can even leave there is a shocking zombie attack in town. But as soon as they step into the Rot & Ruin they are pursued by the living dead, wild animals, insane murderers and the horrors of Gameland –where teenagers are forced to fight for their lives in the zombie pits. Worst of all… could the evil Charlie Pink-eye still be alive? In the great Rot & Ruin everything wants to kill you. Everything…and not everyone in Benny’s small band of travelers will make it out alive.

*What I thought: 4 out of 5 stars

read: 4/19

I liked the entries to Nix’s journal about what to make of the Zoms

This book was told through so many people - Lilah, Chong, Sally, Tom, and maybe others I forgot but mainly Benny

Benny may not be quite like Tom when it comes to surviving but his quick thinking saved him many times. I’m kinda surprised he hasn’t died yet lol He’s had so many close calls.

Tom = amazing

Nix = annoying. I get where she’s coming from but come on,  she was so bitchy all the time. Benny was trying but she wouldn’t let him help.

What Chong did and went through terrifying. I was shocked. He seems like the most of not surviving on his own lol

More bounty hunters show up. Some good (they were cool) and mostly bad (those jerks). How is the world mainly zombies and bad folks popping up left and right? I liked how some were connected to the first book’s villain. Again they got what they deserved. 

I like that it showed even the strong can have freak outs and mental breakdowns.

That ending was so sad. 

Reeling from the tragic events of Dust & Decay, Benny Imura and his friends plunge deep into the zombie-infested wastelands of the great Rot & Ruin. Benny, Nix, Lilah and Chong journey through a fierce wilderness that was once America, searching for the jet they saw in the skies months ago. If that jet exists then humanity itself must have survived…somewhere. Finding it is their best hope for having a future and a life worth living. But the Ruin is far more dangerous than any of them can imagine. They are hunted by fierce animals escaped from zoos and circuses. They must raid zombie-infested towns for food and medical supplies. They discover the very real truth in the old saying: In the Rot & Ruin…everything wants to kill you. And what is happening to the zombies? Swarms of them are coming from the east, devouring everything in their paths. These zoms are different. Faster, smarter, infinitely more dangerous. Has the zombie plague mutated, or is there something far more sinister behind this new invasion of the living dead? In Flesh & Bone, Benny Imura, Nix Riley, Lou Chong and Lilah the Lost Girl are pitted against dangers greater than anything they've ever faced. To survive, each of them must rise to become the warriors Tom trained them to be.

*What I thought: 3.5 stars

read: 4/19

It was an alright read. I didn’t think it was as good as the previous two. The book just dragged for me. I’m kinda burnt out on this lengthy paged series. I’m taking a break now from them.

I like that the zoms are different. I like what they can do and the list of different types that were on the research they found

The zombie virus is mutating. It’s kinda scary what has it now 😱

A new set of crazy zombie loving people 🙄 They are completely delusional

Benny is surviving better lol. He’s almost half way to being a badass lol

I like that Nix’s journal entries are more about what Tom taught them’

They found out more about the jet and it’s not really what they expected

Twist when it comes to Chong 😱 Like wut?!?!

I like that everyone’s grieving one major character from the last book and how they are coping with it

I’m interested how the rest of the series plays out but I just need a break right now.

[luckycheesefoodie321]

20 is a really weird age...(this was the post I wanted to post before the app refreshed for no reason but I forgot most of what I said so HERE WE GO!!!)

I feel like I’m only just now discovering there are IRL people that are younger than me and celebrities the same age/only a few years older... (probs a long post??)

Like before now, if someone was younger than me, they were a year younger or at least 5 years younger than me...so in high school, I could comfortably check out whoever I liked that was older than me bc whatever, it’s innocent, I’m a high schooler, nothing’s gonna happen so it’s cool...and anyone that wasn’t a year younger than me was too young to check out bc emotional maturity is so varied in high school...

but now I’m 20 and in uni (18 is the legal age in Australia), but occasionally I’ll still think I’m the same age as high schoolers, and see kids in uniforms (bc Australia generally has uniforms for primary and secondary/high school), and think oh hey attractive guy- WAIT. Because not only is emotional maturity so varied, SO TOO IS PHYSICAL MATURITY among high schoolers and so I can’t tell if these students are a year younger or 4 years younger than I am so I gotta pause, re-evaluate the situation, and look away bc I can’t be thinking that way with these kids. I can think they’re cute but that’s really where it should stop. So I mentally wish them all the best and set my heart elsewhere.

I was watching an interview of Milo Manheim (Zed from DCOM Zombies) and was thinking this guy is so attractive, then remembered he’s 17 and was somehow born in 2001 (bc what?? they exist??) and had to sit back and reconfigure my thinking. He is a precious bean that deserves to be protected. I’ll see you on the other side of 20 my young friend!

BUT CONVERSELY, I realised there are celebrities that are my age or a couple years older?? NOW, I’ve obviously had characters and actors and singers and celebrities that I’ve found attractive or really enjoyed, but I’ve never been the type to pair myself with them or self-insert myself into a story (totally cool if you do, but it’s not my thing) for a couple reasons:

the reason I fall in love with a character is generally bc I fell in love with the relationship they have with their significant other, and the reason I fall in love with an actor is yes because they might be attractive, but also I love how they were able to portray their character so well, and how they portrayed the ship I ship...and my love for the SHIP will always triumph over my individual attraction to a character or actor

the actor/singer/celebrity is generally way older than myself, or just out of an age range that I’m comfortable with

BUT!!! somehow turning 20 has me realising there are in fact celebrities that are my age or only slightly older??? For instance (most of these might be Kdrama actors:

Kwak Dong Yeon (21): he’s so gotdang attractive and I fell in love with his character in Love in the Moonlight/Moonlight Drawn By Clouds, and found out he’s 21 and just about died

Cha Eun Woo/Eun Woo (21): my eye-smiling baby boi from My ID is Gangnam Beauty is only a year older than me???

Tom Holland (22): ohohohohoho mah boi. So beautiful. SO cute. Much love.

Park Bo Gum (25): 25 seems like a stretch to me but how can I not include Park Bo Gum, the beautiful, beautiful man

Ma Li (23): one of my more gentle loves (as opposed to my deep love for the above) but I appreciate him (sidenote: he kinda looks like Alec from the Twilight series) a lot for his role in Accidentally In Love (Cdrama)

Zhao Yi Qin (21): mah boiiiiii Lin Yiyang from Accidentally in Love is sooo cute gotdang

Shawn Mendes is 20???: wut. in my mind he was like 27 or something...

Dylan Wang/Wang He Di/DiDi (19 turning 20 in Dec): BOI THIS BEAUTIFUL BOI IN A SHOW I HAVEN’T EVEN WATCHED BUT HAVE SEEN ENOUGH OF ON TUMBLR (and also I’ve seen Boys Over Flowers so I know the Meteor Garden story anyhow) BUT DANG IF HE AIN’T BEAUTIFUL

DYLAN SPRAYBERRY IS 20?!??!!??!: I’m discovering this stuff as I write this post jeez...

Cody Christian (23): ugh so beautiful

ok I need to stop before I list every actor under the sun. my main deal is with Kwak Dong Yeon bc he started this reflection business and he soooo beautiful

BUT ANYWAY!!!

This has me conjuring up mildly irrational fantasies (idk a better way to phrase that) that I never really used to consider (I mean mildly irrational fantasies are the fangirls bread and butter but not generally my thing)...THE MOST PREDOMINANT BEING: oh hey they’re my age????? if I happened to stumble into them, we could totally be a thing....and then I remember I barely leave the house out of laziness and convenience so that bursts my bubble real quick...

and that’s where this rant is gonna end. kinda a weak place but I needed to let this out somewhere. this turned out into a gushy rant about beautiful actors. this probs made no sense but OH WELL HERE IT IS!!!

[briannartoonz]

Meeting a fan irl [StoryTime]

Hhhhh well this is the first time I've ever done a storytime thing so this is bound to be shit. Umm. So I'm just gonna get right into it. Ok so I was just looking through my old dA and looking at old shit, and I stumbled upon this fanart somebody drew for me about a year ago,and it just made me remember what happened that day I had posted it.

(This is the art the fan drew. For those of u wondering, I had a mlp character named BlankFox at the time and that's whose in the picture)

Ok so it was on a Friday about a year ago (I think) and I had gone to the library to hang with my irl friends (we were plotting to take over the worl- nah jk, we were being dipshits just bichin around) and I had taken my sketchbook with to do some shitty sketching while I was there. Why? Cuz das just wut I do now shush-. So a little later that night while I was bichin with my friends, a girl was walking past our table and I then heard her stop right behind me. I was confused and I turned around to look at her and I saw her looking at my sketchbook sketches. In my mind at the time, I thought that she was thinking how shitty my sketches were, but after a while she looked at me and asked if I was TheBlankFox (which was my old dA name before I got core and changed it to TheBlankNBri) and I had told her yeah. Omg guys the second she asked that, I got all shook by not only the fact that I got recognized by a fan from Dev (she showed me her dev account and I found out that she was a watcher of mine) but what she then did afterward. She got all happy and pulled out her own sketchbook and flipped to a page where she showed me this drawing of my main character at the time, BlankFox, and she said she had drawn it a while ago (I forgot how long ago she said she had drawn it) and that it was fan art for me. After talking with the fan and stuff, she became a friend of mine, she even had asked for a hug from me and if I would draw her something, which I did (she wanted me to draw her a red rat character of hers). When had to leave, my friends asked what the hell just happened, and I had told them that I had just got recognized by a fan on dA. One of my friends said that that was so freakin awesome, me on the other hand, i was just feeling shook and kinda happy at the same time. Guys if I'm gonna be honest, meeting that fan that day, was one of the most biggest things that has ever happened to me. I doubt it will probably happen to me again, but that was one hell of an experience for me, not gonna lie. 

Well, idk what else to say, so imma just end this storytime here. Idk if I'll do another one of these but if u guys want me to, I'll do more.

Here's the original post with the name of the fan’s dA so if u guys want to go check her out, go ahead uwu 

https://www.deviantart.com/theblanknbri/art/Fan-Art-from-a-fan-688311357

[henry-hart]

Mo’ Danger, Mo’ Problems s1 ep2

this one is long, just saying. lolol I just really loved it and had a lot to say :))))))

“OK HEN’S VOICE IS DIFFERENT IN THIS EP asjlksjk guess there was time btw this one and the pilot

he’s still incredibly adorable tho

“He’s gotta fix that elevator.” ...and then he never did lolol

OKAY so 13 yr old Henry found a way across town at almost 12 at night???? NO MY SON. THAT IS DANGEROUS (also does Swellview have a bus system??? did he walk??? I need to know.)

“’Put this watch on your wrist.’ Sure. What else would I put it on???” .....

hologram Ray pretending that Hen poked his eye out askjsl

“I’m gonna contact you on this watch now.” “What do I do with the old one?” “Toss it up in the air.” “.....Why?” “It’s about to self-destruct.” “Dahhh!” *tosses watch but it doesn’t do anything* “Hmm. That’s weird It’s supposed to--” BAM lololol

Do you think they chose Puerto Rico history for Hen’s test subject bc Jace is Puerto Rican??? I mean, it’s a lil specific to be coincidence (i hope they did)

“Ah, Puerto Rico. Land of....” “Puerto Ricans???” “Right.” alakjsklj

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS EP. THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY!!!! (I’m remembering what happens later in the ep lol)

antique bottle shop named “Glass from the Past” gotta love the witty names

“Let’s blow some bubbles and fight some crime.” so I see we aren’t into lame puns yet lolol

the “awwww my boot!” line is in this ep “Up the boot! Ow!” “HA!”

“Give me that pretty lavender bottle...because it matches my motorcycle helmet.” asjdlkj you can always count on hd bad guys to be goofy “You better bubble wrap that, chump! That ain’t no good to me busted.”

soooooo Ray walks in through the front door of the shop while Hen just....kind of.....walks in from...the side??? Like, Jace literally just entered from the side of the stage/set. wowowow lol

“Kid Danger.” “Yeah.” he looks so smug ajsklsjksjlk like, “that’s right. you know who i am.”

Ray telling the robber to try hitting him again lolol “Try to keep your arm straight.” 

*robber hits him* “Strike three.” Hen pops in “That was only two...” “Okay, don’t correct me in front of the criminals.”

RAY YOU JUST THREW THE ROBBER INTO THAT MAN’S GLASS. WUT R U DOING???

“You really want to fight us?” looks at KD “Can I just fight the kid?” Hen’s all “???” lolol

“No you can’t just fight the--” “Sure he can! Come on, tough guy.” “Ok.” *puts his helmet over Hen’s head*

poor Hen is just spinning around 

golf clubs in a store that sells glass. that’s gonna end well.

“KD! Catch this golf club!” *hits Hen in the head* aksjlsjsk

CM AND KD YOU ARE NOT HELPING!!!! YOU ARE BREAKING ALL THAT POOR MAN’S GLASS!!!!

“CM! Where are you?” “Follow the sound of my voice!” *a game of Marco/Polo w/ A LOT OF GLASS BREAKING ensues*

“Would you superheroes just leave!!!!” I feel for you, man.

Ray had to stop a wild, golf club swinging Henry lolol

“Where is he??? Did I get him???” he asks, standing amidst all the glass he broke while RAY got the bad guy 

“Yeah, you got him.”

“My whole store is destroyed!” “No need to thank us.” “Thank you?” “You’re welcome.” Ray y r u lik dis

Hen’s hair is all wild from the helmet ajskjlskj

“Let’s go, KD.” “NO!!! Nobody leaves until you boys clean up all of this broken glass.”

MY POOR BB HAS TO BE UP AT 7 FOR SCHOOL. RAY YOU DID NOT NEED TO CALL HIM TO HELP YOU. YOU ENDED UP GETTING THE BAD GUY ALL BY YOURSELF. HENRY JUST BROKE MORE GLASS. LET MY SON GET HIS SLEEP!!!!

“This will only take us like....5 hrs. I’ll get u a broom!” *Hen just sinks to the floor* :(((((

Ms. Shapen just gave Hen a wet willy. aksjlksj The ever classy Sherona Shapen, ladies and gents.

CHARLOTTE IS SO TINY. EVEN THE KIDS IN THE BACK OF THE CLASS ARE SO TINY. THEY’RE. ALL. SO. TINY.

“This is what happens when you stay up all night on Twitflash and Twittlegram.” alksjskjls

poor Hen slept through his whole test (much like in my fic....hee hee)

J....y wud u want....a....wet willy???? (I love Ms. Shapen’s answering face alksjlskj)

Hen just drops back down on his desk. my son :((((

THE FIRST EVER TITLE SEQUENCE!!!!!! (last ep just had the title of the show. this one has the whole “It all just kind of happened” shebang)

“Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.” Do you Ray? Do you?? (peep him charging ppl for that “protection” in a few years)

Hen just pouring an ENTIRE POT OF COFFEE into, as Char calls it, “a comedically large cup.” askdksjslk I fell you. I don’t drink coffee, but i. feel. you.

never get tired of these whack shows they watch on here. Natural surgery???? Surgery w/ no anesthesia??? what is that???? lolol

“You’re 13. You can’t be drinking this much coffee!!!!” “But I need it!”

concerned friends ftw

Jasp asking Hen about puberty......

“I haven’t had any dreams bc I’m not getting any sleep.” my bb...:(((

“I always have the same dream. It starts with me getting a horse for my bday. Then Jasp shows up. Then the horse kicks Jasp in the face.” “But I end up being okay, right?” “No.” her face kills me lolol

SIREN HART IS BACK ON MY SCREEN AGAIN. IT IS A BLESSED DAY.

“We’re home! Hen come help me please.” “HENRY, COME HELP YOUR MOTHER!!!” gotta love that s1 Piper

“What what what???” that’s exactly how I respond too hen alksjslkj

HEN MAKING DINNER. :’)))) I. MISS. THESE. DAYS. THE. HART. FAM. IS. MY. FAVE. AND. THEY’RE. NEVER. TOGETHER. ANYMORE. *cries*

how does one make chili balls????

“Make them spicy this time.” I love Piper so much gah

“Seriously? I’m like so busy. I don’t have time.” Ya’ll....the way he said this. he sounds so stressed.....my bb....I’m crying.

remember the days when Piper used to be anti-having Jasp in the house?? lolol I mean, she probs still is now, but she used to be a lot more vocal about it. “Aw man, Jasper’s here???” “Piper be nice.” “But Jasper’s always here. It’s NOT okay!!!”

“I’m going to the bathroom.” “Oh no, mom. Jasper’s going to use our bathroom.” ajskjslj

Piper telling on everyone as soon as her dad gets home akjslksj classic

their dad was a lot more....tolerable earlier on. I don’t mean he’s a bad character or anything. It’s just, he’s usually played for laughs now instead of being a parent. We get to see him actually parenting Hen in this ep, and it’s so nice. 

“Jasper’s using our bathroom.” “Oh jeez.” Like father like daughter kajslkj (also looks like Hen got his phrase from his dad. cute!)

“and Henry said he’s not gonna make dinner.” “What??? It’s his night!” “I’M GONNA MAKE DINNER!” leave my son alone, Jake (he’s my son. not yours.)

YAS. JAKE SITTING DOWN WITH HENRY TO GIVE HIM A NICE PARENT TALK ABOUT MS. SHAPEN CALLING HIM ABOUT HENRY’S FAILED TEST. YAS. YAS. YAS. I LOVE ME SOME HEALTHY FAMILIAL CONTENT!!!!!

“She called you at work?!?.....Ah, that’s so rude of her. God.” alksjslk nice save hen

“Do you realize how important Puerto Rican history is???” aksjlkjs I really thing they’re doing this bc of Jace. Like, I really do. 

Hen apologizing for letting his dad down :’))))

JAKE. HART. BEING. CONCERNED. FOR. HIS. SON. YASSSSS. He sees that maybe having a job is causing Hen’s grades to slip THIS is how you parent. (wish i had me a dad like that...)

you don’t get your 12 yr old daughter to drive u home from mouth surgery.....looking at you s4

“I can’t quit! My job’s a really big deal.” *puts hand on his dad’s leg* “It’s a junk shop. *moves Hen’s hand* You sweep the floors.” ajskjskjskl if only you knew

Hen’s like “I’m gonna go upstairs and study right now!” he takes off and his dad grabs him at the last second and makes him do this spin and akjsljs I just thought that was funny

“You study after you make the chili balls. And make them spicy this time.” He and Piper share this look lolol they’re so similar. it’s crazy

Hen yawning as he serves dinner :(((( he doesn’t even eat. he’s going without food AND sleep. MY SON NO!!!!

“I posted a pic, and now it has 45 comments. So now i have to comment on the comments!” “I’m about to comment on you.” asklkjskl (too tru tho Pipes)

RAYMOND. STOP FUSSING AT MY SON. HE IS TRYING HIS HARDEST. HE CAN ONLY DO SO MANY THINGS AT ONCE.

“Why aren’t you on your way over here???” “Because. I got in trouble for sleeping in class....and i had to make chili balls.” “Chili...balls?” “It was ‘my night’.”  lolol I love the way Hen says that. so snarky

Hen stretching over his bed like “I’m just gonna....” slaps himself in the face to keep up “Maybe I can just....I’m just gonna lie down. 5 minutes tops. just 5 min” before he just passes out is SUCH a mood.

Okay, Ray coming in thru hen’s window all angry in covered in sewage is HILARIOUS

like, I love this little “I’m gonna kill him” angry dance thing he does aksjlkjs

oh my god he’s waving his smell in Hen’s direction asjksjsl

“Awww what’s that smell???” “I’m that smell!”

“Well, Ray, I guess I fell asleep.” “WeLl I gUeSs I fElL aSlEeP!!!” Ray u sound like scooby-doo aksjskj

“You know what’s down in the Swellview sewer???” “....poop.” “POOP!”

omg I forgot about Pipes being suspicious of the voices in Hen’s room 

“Who are u talking to in here???” “Nobody.” “MOM!!!!!” “Aw jeez.” using his dad’s phrase :)))))

Hen blaming the smell on piper aksjlslkj

“It’s Piper.” “What???” “She hasn’t had a bath in a week.” “That’s a lie!”

“You disappointed me tonight.” “I’m disappointing everybody. People should just call me ‘Kid Disappointment’.” Hen....:((( (but the way he said the last part was really funny akjdlskj)

WHAAAATTT???? RAY WANTS HEN TO TALK TO HIM TO HELP FIGURE OUT A SOLUTIONG TO A PROBLEM???? YOU MEAN HE’S NOT BEING UNJUSTIFIABLY PARANOID OR RIDICULOUS??? HE’S NOT JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS??? HE’S NOT BREAKING THE LAW OR HARMING OTHERS OR DOUBTING HENRY’S INTEGRITY????? WHAAAATTT????

^^^^^that was a jab at the Ray we’ve seen as of late

“Time. School. Working for you. My family. It’s just a lot to handle.” TOO TRUE HENRY. TOO. FREAKING. TRUE.

“I do know a guy who can get rid of your family.” Who, Ray. Who do you know?

Ray actually wanting to fix a problem rather than make it worse. Yes.

and so begins Ray’s crush on Siren. Nice try dude. My crush began the second she was on screen. 

“Who’s this?” “My mom.” “Niiiiiiice. Is she still, uh, married to your dad, or--” “Yes.” “Does she ever seem lonely or--” “Go home, Ray.” 

“The picture, Ray.” 

aksjdklj I love that interchange.

also Hen just has this portrait of his mom in his room lolol what a momma’s boy :)))))

Jasp x Char covering for Hen even tho they have no idea what’s up ;’))))

GOOCH. MY MAN.

Henry does NOT have hepatitis Japser!!!! ajslkjslk

Gooch and Hen harmonizing those weird sounds omg lolol

“Oohloolooloooloooo--why am I doing this?!??!?!”

“Relax, kid.” “I can’t. I’ve got a huge makeup test  tomorrow. I need to study, and you guys are making me go ‘oohloolooloo’“ “It’s ‘Oohloolooloo--” “I don’t care!!!!” I LOVE sassy Henry

all studying done in 30 seconds???? Where can i get me one of these???

“It’s a cerebral data transducer--or as we call it, the HRZ.” wtf???? lolol

“Why am i locked in a chair???” Hen asking the real questions. 

the way Ray says “Puerrrrto RRRRRicoooo!” 

“Will this hurt???” “Yes.” WHAT???” lolol

okay can you imagine the now jace being as extra as this jace??? No??? I didn’t think so. lololol

“Well?” “That hurt BAAAAD!!!”

“I don’t know anything about P--” *starts spitting out random PR facts* askjljsk “Wooooaaahhhh. I know Puerto Ricoooooo.” 

the amount of times they’ve said Puerto Rico in this ep is crazy. I’m definitely convinced they did this for Jace alskjskl

“Do you think it’s cheating???” “Ehhhh.” “It’s a gray area.” GOOCH X RAY ARE MY FAVES. (i love Schwoz, but Ray x Gooch had some good chemistry.)

“I really doing this appreciate you for me.’ ASKLJDLKSJ I LOVE THIS PART OF THE EPISODE. THE SIDE EFFECTS ARE MY FAVORITE PART. 

at first, i didn’t even register that he’d switched the order of the words. I was like, “Ok, I knew what he meant, but something about it made my brain feel weird???” lololol

I wonder if Jace had a hard time getting the mixed up order right akjsksl

I love the way Ray says “Uh oh.” with his eyes closed. Like, “I knew this might happen, but I was really hoping it wouldn’t.” lksjklsj

“Well you could’ve before that you told me!!!” THESE PARTS ARE MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD.

Henry: *screams all high-pitched* aljsklsjls I’M CACKLING

I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!

“So I’m gonna girl like a days for a few screams---wait.” LOLOLOLOL

*screams again*

“.......You guys wanna get lunch?” CLASSIC Ray. (can something be classic already in the first ep??? I guess the word is vintage. VINTAGE Ray.....but those r the same thing??? I don’t know ajksjlsk)

“The Vermont army finally surrendered and fled the coconut plantations.” “Coconuts in Vermont?” askjslkj school really be like that sometimes

Jasper just doodling the whole time. ME.

“Okay everyone. Get out.” Ms. Shapen is a constant mood. lolol

“100 my makeup test on I got!!!.....I mean, I got a hundred on my makeup test???” aksjlk I love u Hen

*randomly screams* “...” “.... That was inappropriate.” “I just got excited.”I CAN’T TELL YOU HOW MUCH THIS PART MAKES ME LAUGH ALKSJKLSJ

“I’m really proud of you, Henry. I’d give you a hug if it wouldn’t get me fired.” ajsksj 

“Have a good weekend.” “Too you.” “....”

Henry said “Yeah, baby!” to Char. :))))) (I know it was just a quick thing on the fly, but it’s still cute)

“Where were you?” “I go to had somewhere.” 

ya’ll. Henry’s mix ups are KILLING me.

“One more time???” “I. had. to. go. somewhere. Nailed it.”

*randomly screams again*

CHAR’S SCARED FACE. I’M DYING.

“You later see!” ALKSJKLJSK

I LAUGHED FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE END OF THIS EPISODE. 

I JUST REALLY LOVE THIS EPISODE. I FORGOT HOW MUCH I DID, AND IT WAS GREAT TO BE REMINDED. 

this ep had it all

tired/overworked/stressed hen and his supportive friends and fam

then there’s that GOLDEN last two minutes with the side effects

just. wow.

props to Jace for doing an incredible job

he really delivered the goofiness. love my boy :))))))

rewatching these was such a good idea <3333

[svtbiasrekt]

Bestfriend!Minghao

ok so you and minghao have been friends since like middle school

and he’s the best really

you two roast each other all the time but that’s how you show your love to one another

one day you were bored and felt like shopping so you decided to drag his ass with you to the mall

“(Y/n) whyyyy are you making me come??”

“’Cause i’m bored plus it’ll be fun!”

he complained the whole way there omg

and was a little savage

*both of you walk past a dumpster*

“(Y/n) I didn’t know you got a new house!” *points at dumpster*

insert eyeroll from you

finally you two arrive at the mall

you’re not quite sure which store to go to first so you ask him if he wants to eat

he’s like yes thank god

so you two go to the food court and order some food

you two do this thing where you try to take ugly photos of each other whenever

so as he’s happily eating his food you secretly pull out your phone and point the camera at him before saying his name so he looks up

“Thughao”

“Ugh what” he said as he looked up and you snapped the pic

“omg why do you actually look decent here??”

you showed him the pic and he just kind of giggled

“like i said earlier, you’re trash”

“oh yeah really xu minghao fite me on this”

“you sure?”

you remembered he’s like really skilled in martial arts

i’ll get you next time you thought

you guys finally finish your food

minghao asks which store you want to go to

and you recommend this really cute clothing store

“I’ll only come with if i can pick out your outfits”

“what! you’re just gonna make me look like trash!”

“You already look like trash! come on lets go!”

he grabbed your arm and ran to the store as you kind of were dragging along

he makes you wait in the dressing room

5 minutes later he knocks on the door

“(Y/n) try this on!”

you open the door a peek and grab the clothes

you expected to find something ugly but much to your surprise the outfit was decent

it was a pair of black skinny jeans, a gray graphic tank top, and a leather jacket

he also got combat boots

you were hella surprised seeing your reflection in the outfit

you looked swag

11/10

you looked like Minghao actually

you open the door and minghao’s eyes widen a second cause of how good you look

“It’s actually a really good outfit,” you say

“see i told you i can make you look less like trash” he said

“oh my gawd thughao”

“hey lemme take a pic. make sure you dab” he said as he pulled out his phone

wHY MINGHAO

but you do it anyways

“say dab!”

“dab!”

you dabbed with passion

and minghao felt proud his little (y/n) dabbed for him in public right in front of everyone wearing a swag outfit

he made you try on a few more swag outfits

you looked really gr8

you actually ended up buying a few of the outfits he suggested

“ha you actually like my sense of fashion” said thughao

“when did i say i didnt lol” you said

“true what do you wanna do now?”

you both stood there a thought a bit

Idk you said

*insert awkward silence*

Suddenly an idea pops up in your head

“MINGHAO I GOT AN IDEA”

“And that is…?”

“Can we pls go to the animal shelter”

Insert thughao pause, then his eyes widen

“HELL YES”

So you two headed to the local animal shelter

Omg there were so many cute dogs and cats!

You wanted to adopt them all

You and Minghao started off with the cat section

“They’re sooo cute!!!” you squealed

“Yeah they’re wayyyy cuter than you” said Minghao

Wait wut

Shook

“So you’re saying i am at some level cute??”

“W-what! Nooo wayyy!! Hey look at that cat!”

You caught his hesitation ooh

Aaand you didn’t know how to feel about that. Oh well how bout that cat

The cat was super cute

It was white with gray patches and bright green eyes

“Omg it is adorable”

You two asked the staff if you could play with it and they said yes yay

You gently picked up the cat who kind of looked confused in a super cute way

“AWW!!! THUGHAO LOOK!!”

“So cute!” he said as he pat the cat’s head

He even snapped some pictures of you holding the cat!!

Eventually you went to the dog section

There were so many cute dogs omg you couldn’t choose which one to play with

But you wanted them all anyway

You look over at Minghao and he’s got his eye on this really cute fluffy black dog

“Can we play with that one?” he asked

“YES”

You both play with the hyper puppy for a while

And you both snapped pics of eacher with the pupper

It was honestly adorable seeing minghao with such a cute dog

Eventually you two had to leave the shelter since it was gonna close soon

Now the two of you were just walking together

“Hey y/n”

“Yeah?”

“Want me to walk you home?”

Even tho he was a thug, he still cared

“Sure!”

You two walked to your house in comfortable silence

What you didn’t know is that you and minghao were thinking the same thing

Well more like reliving the fun moments the two of you had today

Today was really fun

You liked hanging out with minghao

And he liked hanging out with you

But did you like him?

Well obviously you did but like that

What you didn’t know is that he kinda liked you that way

Eventually you two made it to your home

“Well I had fun y/n. We should really do this again” he said with a small smile

That smile was so genuine and cute and perfect ugh

“We should” you smiled back

And he hugged you

He never hugs you

It took you kind of by surprise but you found it cute and hugged him back

As minghao walked away he thought “I FREAKING HUGGED HER AGHGHGHGH”

Poor minghao

He has a crush on his best friend

What he doesn’t know is that you’re beginning to think the same about him

wow ok i had this whole thing written for Minghao’s birthday anD I FORGOT TO POST IT. anyways happy late birthday minghao!!