#Gay Jughead

[riverdalegay]

i love and appreciate the archiereggie ship (mostly because it’s been the only way we’ve seen fagarchie this season) but to my core i am a jarchie longcon truther. if jarchie has a million fans, then I am one of them. if jarchie has only one fan then that is me. if jarchie has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. if the world is against jarchie, then I am against the world.

[bea-in-my-bonnet]

I love the idea of Jughead and Betty getting married in the 50s. Not bc i think they’re “endgame”(I’m sorry I cringed as i wrote that) but bc I want the arc of repressed housewife Betty getting tired of her husband’s distance and following him and she sees him and Archie just hanging out shirtless like best bros do and assumes they are having an affair.

This unleashes her female rage and she finds her inner serial killer. But just as she’s about to take revenge on Jughead, Famous Hollywood star Veronica who has recently moved to Riverdale shows up at her book club. Betty is so distracted and into Veronica that she decides to just divorce jughead. Turns out she was the one cheating! She and Veronica leave town and go to Hollywood, where they secretly continue their affair while remaining “best gal pals” in public. Betty puts her killer instincts to use and becomes a producer.

Meanwhile, Jughead figures out that he’s gay and ace after Betty tells him that she knows about him and Archie. Through no homo damage control he re-examines his and Archie’s relationship and finally picks up on the homoeroticism dripping from every interaction (puts warning triangle on floor, “watch out for this puddle of homoeroticism, dear”). He and Archie go on to be “business partners” in whatever job Archie is doing that week. The End.

[rozmiatacz]

Jughead gay as fuck I would've gone crazy

[immaterial-gurl]

Me explaining to the 0 people in my life who have seen enough Riverdale that the show is ramping up to either have a “Jughead the Hunger” (comic where Jughead is a werewolf) arc or reference and this is because Archie is going to be sawed in half by Veronica and Betty kickstarting an “Afterlife with Archie” moment leading into all this (also Jughead will be gay soon I know it you know it come on now its only a matter of time you know what I mean you can see it we all can)

[potionboy3]

Jughead Jones & Sebastian Kydd | Young Hearts

a crossover of childhood best friends in love. They just fit???

[lezarus]

no one should prioritise art over human suffering HOWEVER i really do believe there are some pieces of art which are deeply enhanced by knowledge that the artists were utterly miserable making it and the perfect example of this is cole sprouse in riverdale

[uglygirlstatus]

at least we’ll always have Archie: The Musical

[onthesubjectofanything]

julian blossom didn’t just go on a random path, he followed the road not taken by one all american archie andrews.

julian took over archie’s role in the musical—the fictionalized tale of his literal life, taking up the torch as the classic red-haired all star—and then wandered aimlessly as a “lost soul” (indecisive, unsure What His Story Is About) until eventually following the fated footsteps of Fred Andrews by enlisting and dying in the war

a life for a life. julian took on the narrative to try and set archie free.

[teafer]

goodbye riverdale... i'll miss you so bad

[inky-squid-art]

im still alive. hi

[coolaidstain]

TIL that theres aphobes on Tumblr trying to claim that Jughead Jones has actually been gay coded the whole time and that saying he's ace is homophobic I fucking hate it here

[girl-archie]

archie, veronica, and betty: im having gay surgery

jughead: i know.. i love you

*archie, veronica, and betty wake up after surgery with only the doctor in the room*

a, v, & b: where is jughead?

dr curdle jr: who do you think gave you the gayness?

[newblvotg]

[thisischaostragic]

ok i'll say it: bughead was left open-ended. they're the only polycule members who don't get a breakup? neither of them got married? they both lived in "new york state"? the last ship to sail was jughead saying he "sometimes" regrets not getting married and then they hold hands and gaze at each other?

[thejugheadparadox]

JUGHEAD IS NOT GAY… (Maybe he is) STOP TREATING HIM LIKE HES GAY (Again maybe he is ga)

i need you to know that this is the funniest ask i think i will ever receive. may you be blessed in all your endeavours

[mean-vampyre]

The thing is I don't hate choni, and I actually really like Toni. But this poll is really about Cheryl because she is femme royalty, she has kissed every woman in riverdale, she has been hatecrimed, she went to nun conversion therapy, she locked herself in her house for 7 years because her girlfriend left, she adopted a teenage lesbian and tried to teach her crime, she was a witch burn at the stake, she went to prison in the 1950s, she burnt her house down, she keep the corpse of her dead brother, she stopped the commet, she delivered her ex-girlfriend's baby, she hated jughead, she almost lavender married archie, she is a painter and an archer. And she did all that while being undeniably lesbian every single second of her crazy life.