#HAVE KIDS WITH ALEX NOW!!!!!!!

[dancing-with-death-at-prom]

Oh my God guys WHY I FIND ONLY NOW THAT I CAN HAVE KIDS WITH ALEX AGEHDUABSGE7FHYED

Oh my fucking god holy shit oh god oh man i've been waiting for this since the pregnancy was added holy shit goddamn FUCK YEAH MAN we are so winning right now

REMEMBER WHEN THIS FUCKER WAS ONLY A SIMPLE NPC????? Gosh. I love Alex so much guys i cant properly express myself holy moly

[annabellelupin]

(rwarb spoiler)

Queen Mary: well what about heirs???? you have to have kids youre a prince for fucks sake

Alex: kids? oh yeah we're totally having kids not at all a problem we'll surely make it happen

Henry: .... we are?????

Henry: wasn't at all aware of that but alrighty then

Alex: I mean in my mind we have like 3 kids, 2 dogs, and a cat so-

[httpiastri]

quote of the year

[spearxwind]

Whole gang's here :]

[silent-lily]

They talking mad shit about someone.

(idk who exactly - you can guess hah)

[manichewitz]

i wish less of the conversation around being a gifted kid/former gifted kid is about the pressure of academic achievement and success and more about the complete lack of resources for learning to manage every day life. because tbh after i left high school, the pressure to succeed in school pretty much went away because it didn't matter nearly as much what grades i was getting in college. what did matter was that i had absolutely no way to take care of myself or manage my life, because i had a disability that had been completely ignored for 18 years. i have autism and adhd--the problems i had once i graduated high school weren't feeling inadequate when i got a B on a paper. the problem was that i wasn't eating, showering, sleeping, brushing my teeth, showing up to classes on time, or talking to people for days and weeks on end, because my executive dysfunction, sensory processing issues, and social anxiety were getting in the way of my life.

personally, i think that's the real price of being a "gifted kid" (i'm talking about myself here--lots of neurodivergent ppl experience this even if they weren't gifted). it isn't just that i was expected to excel at everything and then shamed when i acted like a flawed human, it was that those expectations distracted everyone from actually trying to help me function in society. and now as an adult i have to contend with the fact that i suffered my whole life from a disability because people were just too ableist to accept that, despite having good grades, i still needed help. i needed to learn how to take care of myself and function in the world for fucks sake

[dark-elf-writes]

Do you ever write some incredibly small throw away line that you think nothing of at the time but then it becomes an integral part of one of the characters for the rest of the story.

Anyway Fawn Spots Harry was definitely told by one (1) random person he had known for all of three minutes at the time not to give his name to anyone he didn’t trust because they could do bad things with it and he decided that that was going to be a core part of his personality for the rest of time tbh.

Which, to be fair, he doesn’t have anything other than his name after the Dursleys leave him. That last piece of his life that wasn’t torn away from him when they left him alone and scared halfway across the world. It was also the first thing of his that had ever been given value, with someone he hardly knew telling him that it was important enough to keep safe.

Is it any wonder that he guards it jealously? That he holds it close to his chest so it can’t be used to hurt him?

It’s why his adoptive family uses so many nicknames for him. Why Andy and Alex refer to him as “my child “ or “Bambi” or “the fawn” when speaking to others. It’s why Hydra hardly ever says it outside of Parsel and only around people he knows Harry trusts. It’s why May had to wipe away tears when Harry told her his name for the first time, open and trusting.

It’s why the wizarding world loses Harry’s faith almost immediately by plastering his old name (thankfully. he would have crawled out of his skin if he saw his new family’s name tossed around so carelessly) over children’s books and newspapers and gods knew what else like they had any right to it. It’s HIS name after all. His to keep or give away. Why should they get to take it without his permission?

It’s why even his closest friends don’t know his name is “Harry Cyprin” not “Harry Potter” until after they faced a troll and lived. And it a secret Ron and Hermione guard just as carefully as Harry does.

Ry is going to find out later and be so unbearably smug about it.

[kayden-i-guess]

Screaming crying throwing up reading Tom's perspective on Alex.

Like how do you, a fourteen year old child, try to help out your best friend who has clearly been through something traumatic, but you don't know what. How do you deal with your friend disappearing for weeks on end and returning with bags under his eyes and scars all over his body. How do you deal with your friend leaving and coming back a little bit more changed each time, a little bit more scarred each time.

like

"When the two of them had finally met again, Tom had been surprised at how much his friend had changed. He had been hurt. Tom had seen some of the scars. But Alex also seemed to have got a lot older. There was something in his eyes that hadn't been there before, as if he had seen things he would never be able to forget." - Scorpia (page 86)

[isagaiia]

my farmer ash! 🤠😈🔮😼

alex / his husband here !

[ryllen]

‘ i am not used to on falling for ‘popular’ type of guy, so i have my doubts whether ur feelings are true. ‘ but he convinces u by saying how he specifically LOVES 2 gifts and u specially have fallen into that ‘specific’ LOVE list too

[peupeugunn]

i could not have been the only one that was. extremely disturbed and horrified when i was a kid and was reading the part in point blanc when alex finds out he was drugged and every inch of his body was photographed and studied. and in the show, alex went through the gemini files, saw those pictures and came to the realisation that THAT'S what that terrible fucked up nightmare he had on his first(?) night was. and reading that? seeing that? it was like, wow, this was meant to be a YA series?

[navree]

also would bet real and physical money eugene’s “quit being shitty and misogynistic” statement was about the people i’ve already seen giving ariel hell for the hypothetical scenario of potentially trying to work on her marriage, i personally would like to point eugene in the direction of the person who said that this meant that “ariel isn’t a victim” and let him wreak havoc

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

fire and the thud came on my spotify shuffle while me and my sister were listening to music this afternoon, and at the end of it she turns to me and goes “who was that? the lyrics sound like the kind of thing you’d write” and honestly i think it’s one of my favourite unintentional compliments i’ve ever received

[sage-nebula]

There are two wolves inside me. One wolf wants to just let people have their fun, believing what they want. The other is feral and wants to tear apart the internet to source and direct link to every interview where Alex Hirsch says that Dipper is him as a child (with traits exaggerated), Mabel is his twin sister Ariel as a child (with traits exaggerated), Stan is their grandpa Stan (with traits exaggerated), and the show's premise is both a love letter to the childhood he spent with his sister and also, more specifically, the summers they would spend at their great-aunt's cabin, where they would be bored but required to keep daily journals and his would be stories he made up about encountering creatures and oddities in the woods around them. And this is all because the feral wolf is going to go from feral to savage if it sees one more post suggesting the actual core pillar of the show is Bill/Ford, rather than the found family (Alex Hirsch's own words!) the show is actually about, and the three based-on-real-people-including-Alex-himself characters in the middle of it.

[lightningzbolt]

Colorful Fingernails For All

So, I was designing an outfit, for Alex of course, crossdressing, yes, but I realized I didn't have any fingernails in the color I wanted, teal, to match his hair and accessories. I thought about looking to see if I could find any colorful CC nails, but I stopped myself before I even started by getting mad about the very idea that if this exists out there, it would most likely be female only, and that concept alone pissed me off, so much that I just did it myself, and I made over 150 swatches as I am insane. I also made more than just short male nails and did 9 total options, short, medium, and long for adult male and female, short and medium for children, and short for toddlers. I didn't bother taking female screenshots in CAS but trust me, I did them too. They all have every swatch too!

Not too much more to say, there's a lot of colors, and since teal was the ones I made these for, that is the first color you'll see for all of them on the thumbnails. Makes them stand out for sure.

Short Adult Male

Medium Adult Male

Long Adult Male

Short Adult Female

Medium Adult Female

Long Adult Female

Short Child

Medium Child

Short Toddler

All In One (ZIP)

[greasydumbfuck]

rotating stardew frank in my brain