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scottstiles · 1 year

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i think last night tipped me a leeeetle into mania

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heynhay · 1 year

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i love everybody because i love you

#klance #vld #voltron #lance mcclain #keith kogane #heynhay sees keith and is like DOCTOR!!!! TAKE THAT MANS PATHETIC CAT AURA OUTPUT AND INCREASE IT BY TEN THOUSAND!!!#i need you guys to listen to the linked songs. tell me you do that #because i cannot make it clear enough that i dont just choose a similar ish song. when i link a song in the desc it means from start to end #i had that song in mind. or even playing. definitely looped it several dozen times #and this is an easy one too! one like everyone knows! i didnt even go niche this time!#(strawberry blonde was just too perfect)#it was a hard choice between this and I Want You though for RFSNCIB #anyway thats 3/6 mitski albums represented.#can i keep doing one a day til i finish? dubious. but possible.#just for the record. after this keith like lit a building on fire or something #he couldnt fucking take it anymore #caption is a bit misleading. keith would not love everybody bc he loves lance.#in fact i think mostly it would drive him to threaten others with violence #but for a split second. this split second.#...maybe he does #art #my art #mitski

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ind1c0lite · 1 year

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Redrew the cover for the magical turnabout <3

og and timelapse under the cut

#ace attorney #ace attorney spirit of justice #soj #apollo justice #trucy wright #bonny de famme #roger retinz #mr reus #indys art #changed apollos pose cause i though the og wasnt very interesting its kinda lame hgjkhlhgjkh #alsso changed bonnys pose cause I couldnt get her arm to work </3 and I didnt feel like figuring it out #also added reus cause well why not #also I need to get this off my chest but retinz looks like zak right?? like specifically during the poker match right before he died right?#im not going insane they have not only such similar vibes but their outfits are similar #istg it drives me insane

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florida3exclamationpoints · 23 hours

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My family has such a special ability to stress me out so bad

#my mom had a minor foot surgery a weekish ago #shes fine but she cant drive herself #she asked me to take her to wallgreens #ok. my sister came for some reason. why ?? just to annoy me #my mom had to critique my driving #my sister is asking for coffee all covert like so as to not ask in front of me but is still obviously asking in front of me #they are talking so much its getting on my nerves. i said im gonna sit in the car for a minute before i go inside #my dad came out???#bc i texted him earlier that i wanted to watch dw #so he told me he's ready to watch it whenever i am #ok. why didnt he just text me #i opened the car door to talk to him #the fricking alarm went off #and i dropped the key under the seat #when i put the key in he was like you could've just turned it on you didn't need to start it #ok!!!!!!!!!#i want to scream!!!!!!!!!#and nothing even that bad happened!!!!!!!!#im still sitting in car . 🙂

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mxwhore · 5 months

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#remember how i said i desperately needed to rest yesterday?#WEEEELL #we made pastel de choclo (it was great) but also. my uncles family came over. the 'idk what an inside voice is' ones #grandma and uncle almost killed eachother for various reasons. then muy uncle got shitfaced and drunk drove to god knows where #they grate on my sanity so fucking bad. man #so i didnt rest! im even more tired #today its my grandpas deathniversary so maybe were going to the graveyard #if my uncle is sober enough to drive and if he comes back #im just done with everything. miss you tata

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cowgremlin11 · 6 months

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Stupid awful question incoming!

How would you feel about a theoretical Rocky X Viktor ship

No it doesn't make any sense. But what if?

hope that answers it

#ok but ill go more into how i feel in my tags #i personally see rocky as the weird son viktor has no choice but to parent #hes not a good parent #but hes willing to give rocky advice #like when rocky came over to ask abt where viktor used to get booze #and viktor answered him after a few 'youre so fucking stupid heres a knuckle sandwich'#its not a one to one father son dynamic #its more the weird gay uncle was forced to take in the weird manic nephew #esp since rocky needs a father figure and viktor was the closest thing he had after mitzi found him #cus atlas clearly didnt give a flying fuck about rocky you can see that in the trailer for s1 #but viktors over here driving around with rocky doing runs with him and giving him advice now that viktors out of commission #I DO NOT WANT TO SHIP THEM #EWEEWEEWWEWEWWWWW #ROCKY IS A DIPSHIT BABY HES SUPER IMMATURE AND VIKTOR PROBS JSUT SEES A TEENAGER #grem rambles #lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #viktor vasko #rocky rickaby #anon

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bandaidfingers · 2 years

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🦇Preorders for Jonathan Harker’s Adventures in Castle Dracula are officially OPEN 🦇

Happy October everyone :D

Preorder’s will be open Oct 1- Oct 8 which should give me enough time to ship out before Halloween.

🦇$10—physical copy (with $4 US shipping—DM me if you need a non-US shipping rate calculated <3)

🦇FREE—pdf digital download

🦇$1 and for a buck I’ve decided to let you guys have access to a copy of one of the only five remaining original psd files from 2017, allowing you to remove our good friend Bram Stoker’s head and reveal Jonathan in all his silly cartoon glory lol.

Plus I scribbled out a bunch of these little bastards, so everyone who grabs a physical copy will get at least one, completely unique, little Count sticker stowing away in their package hehe >:^)c

I am susceptible to bribes for more stickers. I am susceptible to bribes for a specific sticker. I am susceptible to bribes for a different character as a sticker

Love and thanks to everyone who has enjoyed these little comics and encouraged me to have them reprinted 💕✌🏼

🦇Reblogs greatly appreciated🦇

#dracula #daily dracula #dracula daily #zines #I feel like I need do a little disclaimer re: these files are from 2017– the print quality is not going to be stellar on these books. which #I think you guys are aware of already? but yeah like 21/26 of these are low res jpegs that got transferred between at least three flash #drives and two comupters lol. I didnt even know I still had the few psds until like last week when I rediscovered them #tried my best to clean them up before uploading them for print but there is only so much one can do #a couple of the ones I posted are actually screenshots from the 2018 print pdf lmao cuz I couldn't even find the original jpegs at the time #BUT I will give you stickers to make up for it <3 and my love <3 and access to jonathan's cartoon penis <3 lol he has like one ball #jonathan harker's adventures in castle dracula

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loreofthefritz · 2 years

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5-year-old Gohan driving a jet plane before Goku and Piccolo knew how to start a car

Funnily enough, it still makes sense that he doesn't know how to cross the street despite the fact, because:

He has never lived in the city before.

He's always with adults when they go to the city (unless he's flying with ki to get there).

Knowing how to cross the street is not a requirement in driving aircrafts or in fighting world-ending threats.

He can literally fly. What would he need street signs for?!

Which then got me asking, WHY does he need to drive an aircraft?!

#the grim tale of the overly competent child #i bet he learned it from reading a book like a real nerd /affectionate #then just tried doing it when the opportunity presented itself #and he just flew flawlessly in 3 tries max #chi chi does not know this but wouldnt be surprised regardless #so i dont think 5yos are legally allowed to drive so we can check this as gohan being a delinquent at the tender age of 5 #ya know if Gohan didnt stop studying for 3 years to fight the androids he probably didnt even need to go to HS #he'd be in college at age 14-15 i bet #toriyama knows he has to nerf this kid #this is exactly why i have a 'gohan became a CC intern right after the cell games au'#he met hedo there and they become friends 🥺#GIMME GOHAN BEING TAUGHT BY BULMA YOU COWARDS #so we can make it official that gohan learned from all of goku's friends #i made a long fucking tag im so sorry i'll stop now #dbz #dragon ball z #dragon ball #dragon ball movie #son gohan #dbz gohan #gohan dbz #fritz headcanons #fritz in fandom #my boy can fly 4 ways now: 1 bukujutsu. 2 kinto-un. 3 Icarus / Haiya Dragon. & 4. his own fucking jet p #jet plane*#why are you THIS smart #HOW ARE YOU FIVE?!#ok i'll really stop now promise #masenko huh

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themanwhowouldbefruit · 2 months

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my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up”#“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “#“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol”#he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!!#anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy???#this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment.#anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.”#bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you.#like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously.#but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess.#its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

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curioscurio · 11 months

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Most of my sinus infection has cleared up besides the occasional cough and irritated throat but now this ear infection.... everything hurts can I please have a break before I have to go back to work just a day without pain so I can clean up my sicknest without feeling like ass

#i live with my parents but my mom is having a horrible flair up of RA so she's bedbound and can't help me at all and dad is the only one #the only one working atm so he's not doing anything besides that #its just a little frustrating because whenever mom is sick from her flare ups or if dad gets the sniffles im like #I'm like what can i do for you are you comfortable do you need anything can i make you food let me clean up etc #but when i go down for 3 days of being visibly miserable everything i ask is the world #ask dad to pick up my perscription but god forbid i ask him to do any other task on the way home that involves making 2 SEPARATE LOCATIONS #ita fine hes just. idk #plus mom has her RA flare up and idk #it just feels like nobody in this house is particularly sympathetic when im feeling miserable but im ALWAYS sympathetic when they are #the first 2 days i was doing nothing but sleeping or rolling in pain in my room and no one came to check in on me to see how i was doing #then yesterday my mom says shes taking us both into urgent care but leaves without me in the morning when i was too sick to wake up when she #called for me.#she was like I just really was in so much pain and you didnt get up and i wanted to go asap and i called you #anyway so because i was so sick i couldnt wake up i had to drive myself to urgent care which is also fine im a big boy #anyway. circumstances or whatever. im also real salty bc ive felt like shit for like 4 days

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nonegenderleftpain · 11 months

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So I see so many people coddling cis people's feelings about their partners transitioning, and I'm normally very polite about it because attraction is complicated. But honestly, cis people?

Do better.

My partner is the straightest fucking cis man I have ever met in my life. When I came out, it was very hard for him. But I did not know that at first, because he did not make it my problem. He dealt with the initial shock on his own, rather than push it on me when I was most vulnerable, and then later, we worked through it as a team. Because he loves me and our relationship is important to him. He's not attracted to men. At all. Repulsed, actually. But he is still with me, and is attracted to *me.* I have a full fucking beard and ass hair, and we have made it work.

Normally I would add a "I know it can't work for everyone and that's okay" disclaimer, but I'm not doing that today. Do better. Do better for your partners, who you say you love so much. Put your money where your mouth is. If my autistic, laser straight partner can do it after he'd been with me as a woman for five years, so can you.

#this post brought to you by my partner driving across the city to rescue me when i was having a panic attack in a LIGHTNING STORM #because my phone had died and i didnt know how to get home and i knew if someone saw me in hysterics in my cab i could be in danger #because i look like a man now #and him sitting with me in the cab of my truck holding my hand with my head on his chest until i could breathe again #this man was being visibly gay in public #it doesn't matter that hes straight and our relationship is complicated by my gender identity #he was being visibly gay in public because he loves me more than he cares about how others view us #more than his need to cling to a rigid identity for the sake of toxic masculinity #more than his preference to be completely non-offensive and invisible in most situations #when he goes out alone he is invisible #when we go out together - him with the crippled tranny jew on his arm - he is the center of attention #and he does not hesitate to go out with me. to be seen with me. to love me openly.#so fucking do better or get the fuck out #gender stuff #trans

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eternallys · 10 days

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#why was i born to be a passenger yet forced to be a driver #like. my mom relentlessly nagged at me to start and then so did my dad #and am i grateful they did? sure.#by i still have yet to find the true joy of driving #i know my mom did it bc she didnt learn and had always regretted it #but like they kept on at me for like . the moment i got outta uni #and yet. they’ve already given up on my younger brother :|#whose excuse is…. he’s too scared and like buddy. you think i wasn’t scared?! i still am but i did it !!!#wish they’d keep on at him bc he expects lifts everywhere all the time from my dad #he’s the one who needed to learn more than i did :|#its crazy bc he’s certified to operate several vehicles in a warehouse #but that mf won’t go and get certified to drive a car 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#brother pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#personal #drives me insane like . parents pls match that consistent nagging for him too #actually the curse of being the older sister.

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schrodingers-romy · 19 days

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Allow me to have one (1) little bitch hater moment in the tags of this post...scroll if you don't care ig

#romy can talk #ok major pet peeve of mine is x reader writers and selfshippers rbing ship posts and then complaining about said ship in rb tags #just bc the ship has one of their characters they like in it #i saw someone i didnt know (in a fandom im not in) rb a tagged ship post with i think art or official art of the ship #and they were like 'ohh x character is disgusted hes only for his wifeys'#hey man. the fuck #like im glad im not in the fandom ur in bc you sound super annoying dude. check yourself.#idc how you feel abt the ship or if you make ur own posts complaining rlly #just why are you going to a shippers post and doing that??? like not even a 'oh wish that were me with x character' which is fine #just ship hate???#like hey if you are going to be like that you dont need to rb the post just saying #idk idk it just drives me insane as someone who likes x reader and ships like can yall stop. being assholes to each other

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dandyshucks · 2 months

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need Guz to hug me tightly for like an hour solid oh my god dhdjdkl I went driving for the first time in over a year and I chewed my lip raw 😭😭

I'm starting to look like a caricature of Anxiety with all these physical symptoms and signs LMAO

#this is so ridiculous fhfjdkdl #i do not like driving fjdkdl i know i should not be on the roads #but unfortunately i have to bc i live rural and also my parents insist i ''just need more practice''#practice is not going to fix the dissociation 😭😭 practice will not fix the Other Drivers being shitty and scary and reckless fjfkdl #it might make it slightly easier bc i wont have to think as hard about shoulder and mirror checks and roadsigns and speed limits #and where i am located on the road and intersection rules and whatnot #but like... it does not fix that i live in a town (and world lol) where ppl are fucking bonkers on the road #i had someone riding my ass for like a full five minutes. we had only two feet btwn us. MAYBE. IF THAT MUCH.#he was BIG mad that i was going the speed limit #and THERES A POLICE STATION LIKE RIGHT NEAR THAT AREA MY GUY IM NOT GONNA GO OVER THE SPEED LIMIT RIGHT THERE LMAO ????#also im a rule follower usually so i do tend to go Exactly the speed limit fjfkdl #and maaannn that makes people SO fucking angry dhfjdl its impossible to drive Anywhere without having someone right on ur bumper #its so ridiculous like... that's not helping anyone ??? ur not getting to ur destination faster by riding up on somebodys ass ???? hewwo ???#ANYWAYS. i drove around the neighborhood and then went up the highway and thru some intersections and then into the main core of town #and then i got my dad to take over from there bc it was lunch hour and the core of town is a lawless land at the best of times #MY NERVES ARE FRIED. i need Guz to act as a weighted blanket or one of those pressure therapy vests for me LOL #im like... shaking fhdjsl that was far more than i thought we were going to do for driving today good lord #IM OKAY THOUGH I SURVIVED I DIDNT EVEN HIT A CURB OR ANYTHING #i think I've only hit a curb once so far in all my times driving and that was on my second time driving on a road i think #so pretty good track record... im a very careful driver fjdkdl i work so hard to be safe and drive smoothly #during my driving test the only thing the test guy had to critique was that i waited at an intersection when i could've gone #but the reason i waited was bc i wasnt sure i could make it across the traffic lane before the oncoming vehicle got to us #so it was like. a safe decision overall but a little too hesitant which can actually be unsafe fjdkdl #AUGH ANYWAYS SORRY FOR RAMBLING SM #driving stresses me out so bad and my lip is all raw now and i have so many physical stress symptoms the past few days fhfjdl #after tonight i should be able to calm down a bit hopefully fhfkdl theres a thing we're going to tonight thats been stressing me out so bad #but after tonight it'll be over and hopefully I can get myself settled down again fjfjdkl #dandy.cmd #vent //

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skyburger · 3 months

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im probably never gonna watch the kenobi series but i did just find out there was a qui-gon scene so i went to find that. it was awesome btw i have a soft spot for qui-gon. but then in the recommended i saw it... vader vs. obi-wan in that series and i watched it and

#I HATE STARWARS #!!!!!#cant even put my feelings on anakin and obi-wan into feelings #do not form bonds with people do not make friends or find people you call family!!!! it will only end in PAIN #anyway. apart from that.#i always had (and still have) a soft spot for qui-gon like #i watched the prequels first (do not get on my back about this i was 9 years old at the tops)#and then i didnt watch the OT for?? years??#need to stress i wrote a star wars themed mystery play i acted out on stage with friends and my teacher like #let us use the school stage. and my whole class and my mom and siblings came to watch #I DID THAT WITHOUT EVER HAVING SEEN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY 😭😭😭#i was in like 5th grade for the record #i played. yoda. i think my costume was wearing a green shirt backwards so you couldnt see the graphic on the front #and a beige bath towel as the robe #I WISH I STILL HAD THE SCRIPT ITS JUST ROTTING ON MY ANCIENT LAPTOPS HARD DRIVE #and in case you were wondering? i also played a character called ''president narwhal'' i dont remember his deal. he had a paper horn #he also had a bath towel robe #anyway all that to say.#i had not seen the original trilogy so baby me's first character death that made me sad #was qui-gon in the phantom menace </3 #i forgot where i was going with this. my tldr of that is that qui-gon was like my fave as a kid for some reason #so seeing him come back even just for a scene made me like YEAHHHHHHHHH

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barredandromeda · 3 months

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imsoo normal about guys byw

#sprry this is the start of my downfall im actually going to theow up and vomit and die #fronting daily actually sucks!and i have no restraint on my curiiusity and i have to figure shit out and i literally want to die #cause like i found out shit i didnt want to and its entirely my fault too bro i cant even be upset cause i went looking for it ughhh #i should be allowed to die afterschool so i dont have to feel anything else tbh thatd be a pleasure great thing whwatever #this is genuinelky the repeat of my downfall again literally september all over again and its just march jesus fucking fhrist bro need todi #the nervous system is so dumb what is ooottfvgvsh or whagevr i hate that dumbass acronym i hate healrhcare #serenity save me 🙏 save me serenity 🙏 come home #everyone keeps sayng that but qith donald trump #anyway back to me i need to scream and not just to serenity cause i feel bad🤭 no emojis are tood enougu anymore bro im going to kms #killing myself so fucking hard like a vampire driving a stake through his heart sort of shit ykwim like a siren drowning ro sokething poeti #save me sid 🙏 sid save me actually hed laugh at me for hthis lowkey which is soo deserved cause real bro why am i breaking down at midnight #on a dchool day too bro again and again i dont want to go to mf schooll and be obsessed w k. hes fine but i genuinely cant do my work #lowkey would iet be weird to talk to my ex ab my relationship with him cause like yea i miss him ykwim and i need closure but i got a crush #cause like on one hand its like i was the one who brokenup ykwim like even if the circumstances werewei4d whatever its like why would i hav #the right to even bring it up and i alr crushed on a new guy and like ignoring the uguult i do like him ughh broni want to kms #i love love i just dont love lvoe for myself cause ugh bro i hare one guy idc ab his crushes but he made me hear ab them lke idc idek him #sorry u had a bad experience w bi girls like idk what u want me to say ??? surprise me too ??? tff ugh i hate love girls #i need a gf but the thoigjt of liking a girl genuinely deeply scares me to my core cause i like girls but ppl dont like that i do ykwim #all mu friends are fucking gay bro idek why im so worried ab liking girls like who is there to disappoint but myself and my entire family #noo pressure qt all being oldest and queerest like ok yeah its midnight happy new years. i need this blanket tobsuffocste me #sleep wrappedup alr like a borito burito i dek and its not enoughh i need a soul crushing embrafe to sleep #ok im done i got post vent clarity i need to sleep #post #erics tag #delete later #serenity needs this as a ref in the morning #i beed my mom to cry to but j cant tell her any of this id rather be eaten alive by bugsbro and if i just cry to her without a reason #shell fs go througj my phone and fimd out why anyway so wjats the pointtt my god i tqlk too much and vent too much #gota flair forbthe dramatics ivguess mb

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