#He's a loser and a nerd
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How are we reinventing Mike Wheeler today
#dunkar rant#Joking#But like each time I he cross my dash he look less like himself and more like a idealized version of Eddy#Y'all need to remember Mike Wheeler is not cool in anyway#He's the lamest character on the show and that's why we like him#He's a loser and a nerd#He's not a punk nor an edgy cool kid#He's just some guy playing dnd in his basement with his boy best 'friend'#I mean I'm lying he does have good qualities#He's brave and a good leader#He's determined and loyal#But ya get me
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mmmm playing seven minutes in heaven with nerdjo and he gets hard just by looking at you as you gaze up at him, doe-eyed, and he could swear that you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever seen. his breath hitches when you inch closer and he doesn’t know what to do because he’s never been more turned on in his whole life and god he wants you. when your lips are on his, he wastes to time - his hands are roaming over your body, tongues meeting sloppily, your hands through his silky, snowy locks. every fiber of his being feels electric because of your touch, his glasses fogging up as you two make out. the second your hand grazes his chest, the other one slightly tugging on his hair, you can feel him pant on your lips - it takes so little to work him up, and as your fingers slowly trail down onto his stomach, satoru swears he can’t take it anymore. in fact, he doesn’t - he tries to pull away as he whines into your mouth.
embarrassingly loud and oh so sweetly pathetic.
you soon realize that making out with you alone was enough to make him cum. he looks down at you, his pretty sapphire eyes mortified, cheeks flushed and glasses crooked on his nose, as an amused grin creeps up on your lips. yes, this was satisfying - but it’s not nearly enough.
looks like you and satoru are going to be needing way more than seven minutes.
@yamsfrecklvs - this is not proofread i just needed a break from studying
#he’s such a loser i need him#please mmm loser gojo save me#nerdjo#satoru gojo#gojo satoru#satoru gojo x reader#jjk satoru#jujutsu kaisen#jujustsu kaisen x reader#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojo x you#gojou satoru x reader#jjk gojo#jjk hcs#jjk headcanons#nerd gojo#loser gojo#jjk#jjk imagines
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hi you're like, the first person ive seen who also headcanons Silver as having hearing loss. as somebody with otosclerosis, it's really meaningful to see someone else share this and even create art for it! thank you so so so much!!!
WAHHHHHH i'm gonna cry that's so sweet ;;;; i'm so glad you get joy out of my projecting onto the silly lil hedgehog guy <3
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#roonie answers#roonies doodles#i love the idea that blaze knows him so well that she knows the exact moment he struggles with hearing something#it makes me bawlllll aUUHHHH#i still subscribe to the idea that blaze thinks espios a giant nerd a d loser#but thats HER loser's favourite loser and she is NOT about to ruin that for him
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Hey, man, we all can't be like you -- I wish we were all rose-colored too
{Rose-Colored Boy - Paramore}
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Smashing this song and my headcanon that Dash's dad is in the GIW together to make a fic Idea where the GIW finds out Danny's identity and tells on him to his parents in their hunt for phantom --
Dash's dad leads the operation, him and his team (along with the Fenton parents) cornering Danny after school while he's hiding/running away from Dash, forcing transform in order to get away; unbeknownst to either party, Dash witnesses everything and runs after Phantom to try and help.
Que the two stumbling into and getting trapped in the ghost zone in a confused scuffle while Danny's trying to escape, now on the run from three (3) parents and one (1) secret government organization.
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I kinda wanna use this premise to explore how Dash would progress through learning Phantom is Danny, and then (separately!) becoming a better person--
-- I think he'd be super annoying about it at first; idolizing Danny, pestering him a bunch about how cool it is to have ghost powers, generally acting way too close with him, and completely pushing aside how he treated Danny before the revelation.
Most of the situations we see Dash become friendly towards/respectful of Danny in-show are usually after Danny has shown himself to be physically strong/confident (see: Pirate Radio), and even then, Dash doesn't proceed to do any introspection at all and continues to bully him.
Conclusion: Learning Phantom = Danny would not be enough to trigger a redemption arc for Dash. This boy needs to learn some empathy.
Dash actively witnessing Danny having issues despite being powerful as Phantom (i.e. fearing and having to run from his parents, the toll fighting ghosts takes on his school/life/mental health, etc.), as well as being confronted with how privileged he is himself (having a loving, attentive family, being much better off financially, etc.) would force him into being more introspective.
Throw in him realizing the parallel between how the GIW treats Phantom with how he treats Danny (i.e. indiscriminate & unreasonable anger & violence), and -boom!- it clicks for him
#please listen to the song it's so good and fits the fic vibe immaculately#I just want my boy to genuinely become a better person#imo Dash will always prioritize Cool Strong Hero Phantom > Nerd Loser Fenton so just knowing danny is phantom would not be enough#bro does not care about fenton. he is too busy fangirling. bro needs to understand that strength and money cannot fix all of one's problems#can you tell micro-management is my favorite episode#could be written as pre-slash or enemies to lovers#danny phantom#dandash#teddy ghost#swagger bishie#dp fic#fic idea#fanfiction
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WEIRD SCIENCE!!! what ford was doing for 6 years before he met bill in gravity falls fascinates me like what was he up to!!!!! alex hirsch make journal 1 and 2 right now!!!!! i want more anomalies!!!!!
#gravity falls#fanart#ford pines#gravity falls fanart#arghhh love him so much guys#he’s a stupid lame loser#idiot nerd#his life in gravity falls is so interesting#anyways#i love this song!!!!!
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old jotaro drawing dump i made for my sister a while ago
#hes such a loser nerd#he pisses me off in a good way#jjba#jjba fanart#jojo fanart#art#jojos bizarre adventure#jotaro kujo#jotaro fanart#stardust crusaders
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just an fyi that eddie is a panty sniffer
in the sense that when he gets himself down between your thighs, ready to devour you, he will always make the time to press his nose against your panties right where that cute little wet spot of your arousal is and breathe in so deep you’d think it was his last breath. his eyes roll back and his fingers curl into the fat of your thighs everytime and he curses under his breath because he swears he could get off just from smelling you, but you’re so needy, tugging at his hair and squirming against him— begging him to quit being the little fucking perv he is and just fucking lick you.
ugh, fine. he’ll sniff them later while you’re in the shower <3
#he’s such a fucking loser#little loser nerd#loser nerd PERV#ugh#give him to me#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#eddie munson#eddie munson x you#perv!eddie munson
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Lap Pillow
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Confessions of a missed opportunity: I almost had LWJ in purple for this comic.#WWX gives him one of his layers to wear and it's never specified what colour it is.#We all love the red inner robe from CQL (And other illustrations) but sit with me for a moment. Think about LWJ in Jiang Purple.#Right now. Close your eyes and give it 5-10 seconds of rotation in your brain.#Welcome back. It's beautiful isn't it. As I write these notes I am upset that I backed out of going through with it.#I think I will simply have to draw it another time. If we get gusu lan white wwx we *need* yunmeng jiang purple lwj!#Anyways; this comic is the pinnacle of teen wangji's bursting-at-the-seams-emotionality that I love him for.#For my sanity I need that teen losing his mind and following bird rules (get fluffy - get blushy - keep beeping)#He is a loser nerd with a begrudging crush on a boy that he doesn't know how to be normal about.#LWJ seems like your typical 'cool guy love interest' until you realize that he's actually kind of soggy and pathetic.#My favourite lan wangji trait is that he's funny as all hell. I feel like wwx a bit because I had a character epiphany when I realized this
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IDK guys, I know everyone loves a wild and wooly Bill Cipher making intestines into party streamers, being a crazy violent murder clown 24/7 but um... the Pines are kinda already there.
They are intense.
Like wow.
Bill just wants to kick back and relax, host a party, jeez you Pines are so extra all the time, it's exhausting.
Can we please have a cuppa and chill out for five seconds wowzers.
#gravity falls#book of bill#bill cipher#pines family#mabel pines#dipper pines#ford pines#it's so funny Bill always starts out so polite and helpful in his first meetings#he hasn't actually done anything evil or even threatening yet#and yet the pines behave like feral animals at the first sight of triangle#no stan included because I don't recall him actually talking to Bill until the finale and there he had a REASON to be mad at him#it's all 'bill the murder monster'#and no 'bill actually loves to chill out and hang'#maybe he does like calming nerd game and a warm drink#it's called self-care#if bill is not a kinda frazzled loser i think you're missing a large part of bill
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Astarion: I think he likes us. Tav: I like him, too. But I'd never say it to his smarmy face. Raphael has a crush on Tav and tries real hard to act cool about it.
#raphael#raphael bg3#raphael baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#Raphael is that suave charming bad boy who tries to look cool as hell (heh) in front of his crush like an absolute nerd#meanwhile my tav also has a crush on him so we're both losers really#bg3gifs#korilla hearthflame#screaming at the “came out on top” line... the writers definitely did that on purpose and it makes my brain go brrr#because that definitely means he likes you carnally since we found out about HoH#Also look at Tav's faceeeeeee#They're like “OH”#Like it just hit them#Omggggggg
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Viktor was super fucking emo or scene in high school and he is devastatingly embarrassed by it, when Jayce saw his yearbook/old photos Viktor contemplated on killing himself inside even though he feigned indifference and acted like he had no regrets as if it doesn't keep him up at night. Jayce genuinely thought it was cute, but he was a downright LOSER in high school and was called brace face or metal mouth. College was a reset for both of them (they’re still the same inside)
#modern au#this would be them#jayce was a loser up until he became mr progress#im just keeping it real#viktor being scene or emo popped up in my head after seeing him with blond during his jesus era#it's also such a pretty sight to think about#what i would do for emo/scene viktor x nerd loser jayce fanart...#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane jayce#jayvik#jayce x viktor#arcane#its important you remember to add his sass to fanart!#that man is an emo/scene with an attitude and smart mouth!!
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I adore him.
My creative boy, the kindest person (for better or for worse), the softest soul. Man I would do anything for him.
He has rotted my brain. I want to do his laundry, wash his hair, make him the most mediocre meals. I just want to take care of him.
#he's such a loser nerd#mlm yearning#mlm#mlm thoughts#mlm post#t4t mlm#mlm love#mlm gay#gay mlm#gay thoughts#gay#gay love#mlm sft#gay yearning
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small aside but y'know how luffy's stupidity is usually met with physical abuse of some kind? anyway. here's law's worst in response to luffy being manipulated by his arch nemesis
#i cannot emphasize enough the gentleness of this smoosh#utterly infuriating how cold/sharp law is on the outside vs. how begrudgingly soft he is with his allies (friends)#scary dude with a resting bitch face that everyone assumes fucking hates their guts because his default is snarky and sarcastic#but his friends are like oh yeah that's law he's our loser princess nerd who hasn't slept properly in 15 years we love him <3#also cant get over law's cora themed feathered neckpiece/sweater here like truly looks that scream homosexual#one piece#op#cj's op watch-through#trafalgar law#monkey d. luffy#donquixote doflamingo#lawlu#lulaw
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Remus Lupin with the bent nose that’s a little too big, with the soft tired amber eyes, with the soft jawline, with the slightly crooked teeth, with the spattered freckles all over his face, with the knobby knees, with the lanky limbs, with the skinny and completely un-muscled body, with the fluffy curly and inexplicably tangled tawny hair, with the awkward and hunched posture.
Remus Lupin who is so strange and weird that no one really understands why/how he’s friends with James and Sirius, and everyone is even more confused when he and Sirius get together and this literal god of a man is with such a dweeb (then you see them together and they’re so sweet and in love that it makes sense). He has to have a hand on Sirius at all times because, if he doesn’t, he’s scared that Sirius will leave and he won’t know where he is. He always wants to be in Sirius’ lap because he’s freezing cold constantly and Sirius runs hot, so he clearly needs to be cuddled, because why else would they be the way they are. He always has to be held and reassured that he is loved because he’s an insecure little baby.
Remus Lupin’s first kiss was Sirius, he lost his virginity to Sirius, his first relationship was with Sirius, because he’s scared of everyone else finding out he’s a werewolf. The only time he was ever called a Casanova was when his friends poked fun at him for so much as talking to someone outside of their direct friend group (Sirius, James, Peter, Lily, Mary, Marlene, etc.). He was an antisocial weirdo that shied away from conversations, and panicked and ran if any confrontation occurred.
Remus Lupin was not an active problem solver, his fight or flight response was permanently set to flight. He lived on chocolate and tea and whatever snacks his friends brought him when he was studying. He wasn’t a natural straight-O student, he had to work his ass off to get Es in most classes and Es and Os in his best ones. He couldn’t work for the life of him because he had a bad back and hips and knees and once hurt himself trying to lift a stack of books the wrong way (with his back not his legs). He’s allergic to pollen and dust and peanuts and he’s lactose intolerant and his stomach is super sensitive. He doesn’t smoke because he’s got asthma and is too scared he’ll get lung cancer or something because he’s drop-dead terrified of literally everything.
Loser kinda-ugly nerd Remus John Lupin needs to make a comeback because he is so cute.
#remus lupin#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#remus lupin headcanon#headcanon#headcannons#headcannon#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin x sirius black#sirius black x remus lupin#LET HIM BE A LOSER NERD#let him be the most loser ever#he deserves to be the most loser nerd weirdo wet-blanket dork ever#and also let him be unattractive#not everyone needs to be a model guys#he’s just a little guy#THIS IS AN OPINION DON’T INTERACT IF YOU JUST WANT TO ARGUE ABOUT IT#loser remus lupin#but we love him#wolfstar solos i’m not sorry
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LATE NIGHT MOVIE DATE WITH REN????? IM LOSING MY MIND ‼️‼️
#he has a baddie in his room at NIGHT and he's like “heheh silly b movie >:)” htjghfndbdj what a nerd#he's such a loser (i need him]#ren affinity 8#tokyo debunker
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Drops these royalrabbit doodles and runs
#didnt use my ipad for these cuz the screen is killing my head</3#anyway. royalrabbit#loser rabbit has a crush on the old man#and doesnt rlly know what to do about it either#kingers a lil clueless but hes got the spirit#pov kinger will turn jax into a bug nerd too...... youre not safe jax#my art#royalrabbit#kinger x jax#jax x kinger#tadc#the amazing digital circus#jax#kinger
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