Since this DLC seems to be exploring Kratos's past and conquering it, I wonder if we'll get a Boat Captain reference or even an appearance!!! Omg!!! What if we get a Boat Captain boss fight??? That would be hilarious!!!
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despite being a "antihero/vigilante", Jason still gets nominated as villain of the year and depending on how much trouble he caused to Batman he actually gets the award, he is also invited to villain brunch and the villain water park day
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literally no one was doing it like natsuno yuuki. he was genre savvy but he was also fucking gay so he still died. after his death he started dressing like the google search results for gay vampire. his only friends were his homoerotic bestie, an adult medical professional speed running his descent into madness, and two random kids he dug up his stalker’s grave with. he became a vampire and was immediately better at it than all of the other vampires but he thought they were bitches so he didn’t even tell them he turned. his last words was that he was never going to make it out of that town alive but if anyone could have it was him and that’s what makes him so tragic. he died trying to save someone who was never ever going to save him back. he wasn’t afraid to die because he was already dead. he burned the entire town to the ground mourning his own death and he didn’t do it to save a single goddamn person, he did it because they murdered him and he was going to fucking hurt them back for it. I’m obsessed with him
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So it's a pretty common consensus that Roach is southern (his good energy balancing out the rancid Graves energy so on so forth) but- hear me out...
Roach from Appalachia.
They get this new sergeant and Ghost is expecting the newbie to do the whole "quaking in their boots" routine but then this little dude just pulls up and gives him a nod like it's no big deal. Roach of course has seen scarier things in his granny's yard when he was still sucking in his thumb.
Roach doesn't talk much cause he's heard his own voice calling out to home from the woods and that sort of thing makes a person wary. He doesn't even tell anyone anything about his name for the first few months, especially Ghost because even the Cryptid Expert™ thinks he might not actually be a human.
They're working with Graves on a mission and he starts making fun of Roach going on and on about the Wendigo just to watch him squirm. Later that night he wakes up to Soap shaking him with a gleam in his eye. The other sergeant takes him out of their tent and he sees Gaz has got on a ghillie suit with a deer skull on his head that Roach has no idea how they found. Together they grab the tarp under Graves tent and they somehow slide him into the woods. That's when Roach learns that Soap can do scary good voice impressions. The screams woke up the whole camp and to this day Graves isn't sure if it was real or a prank but every so often Soap will whisper something in someone else's voice just to watch him jump.
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Headcanon that, alongside romance and friendship based movies similar to Earth, Cybertron has movies based on the forming of trine relationships. Obviously they're more popular among seekers, but they aren't unenjoyable for others, including humans.
Now imagine Starscream in continuities where he's without his trine mates. Watching old sappy trine rom-coms by himself and remembering the time the other two begged and dragged him to the theatre to see it when it first came out.
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The way I will simply never recover from this page:
Vegeta's Panic and then IMMEDIATE affection for his new baby
Vegeta being excited to have a daughter
Goku assuming his wife Magic'd their children out of herself
Supreme Kai being embarrassed for Goku
Beerus getting wasted
Bulma saying she will raw dog her husband frequently and expeditiously with her whole chest, in front of god and everybody
Whis being like 'i gotchu babe 💅 but i gotta borrow ur man first or there'll be no more boning for anybody lol'
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