Computer, simulate a 2010s bedroom of a depressed 22-year old transgender woman who lives off of social security and employment at Taco Bell, name all of her plushies and provide an xbox 360 with two controllers and a copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops 2. Turn off smell inhibitors.
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Chapel: So in the future you can use holograms to simulate anything or anyone?
Boimler: Yeah! I’ve already met the important figures on this ship several times.
Mariner: One time I vented my emotions by simulating the entire crew of the Cerritos and killing them off one by one. It was oddly therapeutic.
(awkward pause)
Ortegas: That’s fuckin’ cool.
Chapel: NO IT’S NOT
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Mrs Columbo is a lot more enjoyable if you realise that it’s Janeway on the holodeck living out her own fanfic of Columbo before she was made Captain.
It would also make her being in Murder She Wrote as 3 different people make complete sense.
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If the TOS crew is in a stupid looking historical outfit they're on some fucky planet and if TNG era crews are in a stupid looking historical outfit the holodeck is probably malfunctioning.
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everyone reblog with a star trek headcanon you refuse to give up. for me i know in my soul data and geordi regularly played 4D minecraft in the holodeck
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My family, including my ex husband, were all house hunting together. We found a really cool home that had a holodeck, a pizza restaurant and was haunted. It was super expensive but the ghosts caused a lot of drama so the seller dropped the price so we bought it.
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