#Homework Kim Petras

[idontunderstandchemistry]

Indecent Proposal (An academic rivals to lovers fanfic) - Tim Drake x Latina!Fem!Reader.

Sinopsis: Being a scholarship student at Gotham's most expensive school is not easy, especially when your academic rival, your nemesis, who coincidentally is the owner's son, decides to make you a rather usual proposition.

Tropes: Academic rivals-to-lovers, contract/bet, he loved her all this time, everyone else sees it except them, opposites attract, etc.

Author's Note: This chapter is a little flat, in my opinion, but i guess that writing smut is waaaay easier in my mother tongue. We have many dirty words that prove their worth in these kind of scenes, lol. I guess this means i'll have to write many other scenes with this pretty boy so I can improve it... Hope you guys are enjoying reading it as much as I am enjoying writing! :)

For those of you that want to read some chapters ahead, feel free to acess my AO3 account here.

Warnings: Masturbation (male recieving), Sexting, dry humping, unprotected cockwarming, etc.

Wordcount: 4059.

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten: No problem, Timmy.

Through the list of your sins, using your phone during the cult was probably the more frequent one. It isn’t that you were bored (though sometimes you were), it wasn’t in the intention of disrespecting the “Sacred House of Christ”. You, just like most of your generation, took the “cell” part of the cell phone too seriously, and being connected all the time was awesome. Your parents didn’t like it, obviously, and your uncles and aunts agreed with them - this behaviour that you and your cousins refused to end was punished with “segregation”, like your eldest cousin called it. 

Basically, on the church days, like the young parents and devious children, you guys had to sit on the farest bench while the rest of your families seated on the first and second bench, closest to the altar. At this point of your life, it was almost a tradition among your cousins and every child in the family couldn’t wait to reach the pre teen years and be sent to the “smartphone bench”. Then, when a cousin gets married, he or she should leave the smartphone bench and go live adult lives. The perfect circle. 

Currently you are chatting with Aly, helping them to choose decorations for their party. Well, actually, Aly is showing you what they’ve already bought to the party and just waiting for you to compliment their good taste. And you couldn’t deny, Aly had a real good taste. All the decorations were amazing, some even terrifying. Everything would be just perfect in three weeks.

Your heart skipped a beat when your notification bar took some space on your screen.

Playboy sent you a video

You smiled, thinking this was probably going to be something funny. In the last week, again, you didn’t have much time to dedicate to your agreement because of the heavy homework. Your teachers didn’t care to verify if there was anything else due to that day, so you had a lot of work last week. Even if you guys couldn’t be close, he kept messaging you, which just proved he wasn’t as “playboy-like” as you expected him to be. Usually he sent you funny Tik Toks or memes, so you were absolutely confident that the video he sent you would be very church appropriate. 

However, you realised how wrong you were when the thumbnail of the video showed him, naked, sat on his bad with legs spread and his cock in hand. 

Oh God. 

You quickly locked your screen and sighed. 

— Oh, God — you whispered and your cousin, who was sitting beside you, looked at you, worried.

— Y/N, are you okay?

— Yeah. Hm, actually no — You said — I need to go to the bathroom. I think my period has decided to come early this month. 

You got up and walked ridiculously fast to the bathroom, hoping everyone would be listening to the cult. When you got inside it and locked yourself, you took a deep breath. The you opened the video. 

That cocky motherfucker…

Tim gently stroked his dick, moaning. His head was thrown back and his cheeks were flustered. He looked so pretty, touching himself, and when he whispered your name, your eyes widened and you felt your panties starting to get damp from the wetness dripping out of you.

You: I told you I would be at church. Do you want me to go to hell? 

Playboy: You made me suffer, I make you suffer.

Playboy: Besides, if you go to hell, we can meet there ;) I heard it’s super hot there.

You: May I know why the sudden masturbation video? Not complaining, btw.

Playboy: Well, I couldn't take you off of my mind. 

You: So?

Playboy: So I decided that you should see what you do to me. 

You: Oh, I like what I do to you.

You: You look very pretty touching yourself.

Playboy: Geez.

Playboy: Keep talking to me like that.

You: I love the way your eyes squint when you're about to cum. And you little whines… 

You: I wish it was my hand wrapped around your cock, so I could make you cum and keep jerking you off with my hand covered in your juice.

You: And then clean the mess you made with my tongue.

Playboy: Fuck

Playboy: I need to see you.

You: You're gonna see me tomorrow.

Playboy: I don't think I can wait.

You: So what are you going to do? Burst into my church and kidnap me?

Playboy: I was thinking of sneaking into your room, actually. 

You: Well, I have my family's weekly lunch at my grandparents today, so you're gonna have to wait.

Playboy: EVERY WEEK?

Playboy: Damn, you guys never get tired of each other?

Playboy: I saw Dick last week and haven't heard about him ever since. I can’t even remember the last time I spoke to Jason.

You: Well, some families like each other

Playboy: Can't you make something up so we spend some time together? 

Playboy: Say you're sick

You: My mom is a nurse, loverboy. If I say I'm sick, she's gonna stay at home to take care of me. 

Playboy: What if you say you have period cramps? 

Playboy: If you find a way of us spending the afternoon together, I might even cook for you.

You: Oh, Tim, don't make a fool of yourself. We both know you don't know how to cook.

Playboy: No, but I have a card that can get us the best food in town.

Playboy: What do you say?

You: Fine. 

You locked your phone and got out of the bathroom. Carefully to not draw attention towards yourself, you walked to your mom.

— Mom.

— Yes, honey? — Your mother asked without taking her eyes away from the priest.

— I’m having pretty bad cramps — You said and she took a ibuprofen tablet from her purse and handed it to you — I’ve already taken them. Is it okay if I go home? Do you think granny will be upset with me?

— Oh, honey — She said, finally looking at you — Of course she won't, you're in pain. Go home and text me when you arrive. There’s food in the fridge. Do not forget to eat, are you listening to me, little lady?

— Yes, mom — You answered smiling — Send kisses to them for me, please. 

You got home so quick that you surprised yourself. What that dick didn’t do to you?

After letting Tim know you were home already, you ran upstairs and quickly changed your clothes. He answered with a picture inside a car with a bag of the most expensive restaurant in Gotham.

You: Show off.

Playboy: Only the best for my darling.

Few minutes later, he arrived and, as you instructed, knocked at the kitchen door. You opened it and was struck with a passionate kiss. He closed the door behind his back and without breaking the kiss, he left the bag on the worktop. His hands pulled you closer to him and squeezed you like his life depended on it. He sat you on the Worktop beside the bag of food and open mouthed kissed down your neck, pulling you by your hips to be closer to him. You were so happy to see him that the fact he already seemed to know the position of things in your house slipped through your mind.

— It seems like someone has missed me…

— Immensely — He said, biting you collarbone lightly — You have no idea of how much I’ve missed you. Did you miss me?

— Maybe a little — You’ve missed him a lot. 

— I have something for you — He said.

— I hope it starts with “d” and ends with “ick”.

He laughed and pulled a small bouquet of red carnations from the bag. You looked at him with a confused look.

— I hope you keep the petals on the stems on this one — He said and gave them to you.

— And what does these ones mean in the Victorian flower code?

— Fascination — He said, kissing you again.

— Hm… — You said, smelling the flowers, trying not to show how much you’ve liked them — Let me go, I’ll grab a vase for them and some plates for us. 

Tim followed you to your room as you wanted to keep the new flowers on the same vase you kept the stems of the first ones. He looked around to the pictures on the walls, admiring moments of your childhood. For the kind of relationship you had, it seemed at the same time too much information and not enough. Damned boy was confusing your mind. 

After letting the Carnations on the vase, you went downstairs and started eating. He brought so much food you thought he was planning a feast, but it turned out he was really hungry. “It’s a work out thing” he said, though you were certain that the food he bought  had nothing to do with working out. After all, these were all aphrodisiacs. 

You got Tim a toothbrush and after brushing your teeths, you went to your room and laid on your bed. He laid on top of you, listening to your heart while he squeezed your other boob. 

The notification bar popped on top of your screen to let you know that the insufferable boy who was friends with one of your cousins came back to bother you with more unsolicited pictures.

— Why is your heart beating so fast? — He asked while you rolled your eyes for the notification..

— It’s nothing — You answered.

— Come on, tell me — He said, starting to pinch your nipples over the fabric of your shirt. You took a deep breath, pressing your thighs together.

— My cousin has a friend — You started, feeling his fingers play with your nipple — And this friend of his thinks I’m very pretty.

— He is not wrong, you really are very pretty.

— Yes, but he thinks that the best way of complimenting me is sending me pictures of his cock — You said and Tim sat on your bed with his brows frowned together, completely outraged. 

— What the fuck? — He asked and you opened the chat and showed him. There were months of unsolicited dick pictures with no response — Motherfucker. 

— Yeah — You answered — What are you doing? — You asked, laughing as Tim got up and took his pants off and started to jerk himself — I mean, I knew you liked that too, but I think this is a little too much.

— Just trust me, darling, I’m not touching myself for this project of sex offender — He said, after laughing — I'm solving this problem for you, darling. Seat on the edge of  bed.

— I don't know how sucking you will make my problem go away, but I’m all for it — You said and he walked towards you, spreading your legs. Your heart skipped a beat. Was he finally going to fuck you?

Then he turned his back on you and took a seat between your legs.

— My pussy is the other way, playboy — You said in his ear.

— I know — He said, grabbing your phone and opening the camera — I've told you, darling, I'm not going to fuck you yet. I'm slow with these things. Now put your hand around my cock.

— Excuse me? It doesn’t sound slow to me.

— Grab my cock — He said — And pretend to jerk it. Your red nails will bring an extra spice to the picture.

— You're taking a picture of my hand around your cock? — You asked and he nodded. He turned his head to you.

— And then I'm sending it to this idiot and he is never going to bother you again — He kissed your cheek — Come on. Let's do this.

You laughed a little and started to jerk him with one hand while you ran the other over his torso. He took a picture but you kept jerking him.

— Put one of your legs over my thigh — He said in a commanding tone and you did as he asked. One of his hands grabbed your thigh and he took another picture — Perfect.

He opened the chat with the boy and then sent the picture.

"She's kinda busy now", You could see he wrote after, looking over his shoulder.

— It's okay. He is not going to bother you anymore, darling — He said and tried to get up. You put your other hand over his thigh and pressed him on the bed — Y/N?

— Where do you think you're going, my sweet boy? — You whispered in his ear and felt him shiver. You smiled and kissed under his jaw.

— You... you don't have to do this.

— Oh, but I want to — You said, feeling his hands run over your thighs as he trembled with pleasure — You were such a good boy helping me to get rid of that freak. I want to thank you properly — You said as he threw his head back, resting on your shoulder.

— You really... don't have...

— You are so pretty when I have my hands on you — You said and he moaned. A whiny moan he was trying to repress by biting his lip — I love how your brain melts under my touch... — You kissed his shoulder — Such a good boy.

— Y/N, I'm going to cum — He said, trying to keep his voice serious.

— Good. I want you to — You said and bit the sensitive skin of his neck lightly.

You ran the pad of your thumb on his slit and then he poured his juice all over your hand, but that did not stop you. There was something about jerking him with his seed spilling on your hand, and you loved it. Making him drool like a little whore. When you felt it was enough, you wiped your hand over his abs.

— I thought you said you were going to clean my mess with your tongue — He said, smiling, still with his head over your shoulder.

— Well, that was when I thought I was getting laid today — You said — But you refuse to get inside of me, so I guess I'll leave you daydreaming about it. It makes 2x0 for me, anyway. 

— What can I do if I'm an old fashioned lover boy? — He asked, getting up and walking naked toward your bathroom to clean himself. You heard the shower and followed him.

Tim got inside the shower box just to wash the cum away from his body.

— My grandpa is an actual old fashioned man and he put many children inside my grandmother — You complained, washing your hands with a pout on your mouth.

Tim turned the shower off and wrapped your towel around his hips. He walked to you and embraced you from behind. He kissed your neck.

— So you want me to put a child inside you, huh?

— No, I want you to put your cock inside me — You said, frustrated, pressing your ass on him — preferably if it is inside a condom too. I really want to cum.

— Don’t worry, darling — He kissed your jaw — You’re coming for me today.

Your face lightened. You turned to him and tried to get the towel out of his waist, but he pinned you against the counter.

— You’re coming on my terms, darling, and I still am not going to be inside you — He said, teasingly close to your mouth. You whimpered.

— If you don’t fuck me, I’ll find someone who will — You threatned him and hw laughed.

— You say that like you're not as addicted to me as I’m to you — He said cockly. Fuck, his scent was driving you crazy — And it is really mean of you to threaten me. Mean girls don’t deserve to feel full. Mean girls don’t deserve to have a cock inside them.

— Let go of me, now — You said, trying to press your thighs together to get some friction, but he put one of his thighs in the middle of your legs.

— You were being so sweet… I don’t understand why you’re being such a brat now.

You looked at him with a defying glare. He had that cocky smirk on his face, that one that makes you make bad choices. You started to rub your cunt at his thigh, and you could see that it surprised him.

— Being so independent might not be that good for you, my darling — He said, pulling his thigh away but still keeping yours away from each other so you could get absolutely nothing to relieve yourself, which made you whine.

— Stop torturing me!

— If you ask me nicely, I’ll make you cum — He said with his lips brushing your skin — Say “Timmy, make me cum”.

— I told you already, I do not beg — You reminded him, feeling your pussy aching for any friction. 

— I’m not asking you to beg — He said, finally kissing you on the neck — I just want you to verbalise what you want. You’re such a smart girl, I’m sure you can do that.

The temptation was too hard. He was the apple you shouldn’t give in, but couldn’t dare to stay away for too long. His poisonous lips brushed your skin and reminded you of how good the minimal touch of his made you feel, reminded you of how bad you wanted him, and it was bigger and stronger than your pride.

— Timmy — You said, his nickname felt tingly on your tongue — I want to cum. Please.

— As you wish, my darling — He said and threw you over his shoulder and walked with you to your bed, where he threw you carefully, your stomach turned up and your legs slightly apart. Then he walked to his clothes and wore his boxers again. Coming back to you, he pulled your shorts down and threw them somewhere in your room, you didn’t care right now — Stay still as the pretty girl you are, okay? — He asked you and you nodded desperately.

Anything. You wanted anything he could give to you.

Positioning himself between your legs, he held your legs at waist height. You barely managed to hold back a groan as his covered cock brushed lightly against your damp panty-clad pussy.

With a roughness you'd never felt coming from him before, he rubbed against you, which elicited a loud moan, so loud it was embarrassing.

His crotch rocked against you slowly, making the damp fabric stick to your pussy. Your clit ached for more. You wanted all he could give you. A soft whine left your lips.

— Faster — You demanded and he leaned over you with his cocky smirk on his pretty face.

— My terms, kitten.

— Faster, Timmy — You asked in a sweeter voice and he lost his mind. He kissed you while increasing his speed on dry humping you.

He was so lost in you that you didn’t need to kick your hips up for more contact, he grinded against you as a hungry man. However, his chest pressed against you, your legs wrapped around his waist and your crotches friction wasn’t enough contact for him. Not even the kisses were enough. He needed more, so his hand reached yours and your fingers intertwined. Your foreheads touch and gosh, that was the sweetest thing anyone has done to you. You couldn’t even keep your eyes closed, as you looked at him with so much arousal you thought you were going to break.

He smiled and kissed you gently enough for you to remember it as the most thoughtful kiss of your life, and you were half naked on your bed while he dry humped you. Timothy Drake was a conflicting bastard and he was right, you were addicted to him.

Your swollen clit became so sensitive when you came that the sensation of his covered cock grinding you was almost too much for you to bear, but you wouldn’t dare to say a word. This moment was so precious you wanted it to last forever. 

Tim smiled and one of his hands slid to your pussy, under your panties, and he slid two fingers so embarrassingly easy inside you that your flustered face became a darker tone of red.

It was worse when he took his fingers to his mouth and tasted you in them.

— So sweet, and just for me — He said, smiling sweetly — Have you ever tasted yourself, darling? — You shook your head negatively — You’re the sweetest thing there is. I could drown in you and still want more. Do you want to taste yourself, my darling?

— Yes… — You said, panting. He leaned over you again and kissed you while his fingers collected some of your juice. He brought his fingers to your mouth and offered them to you. Without hesitating, you started to suck them.

— Don’t you agree with me? — He asked, looking at you — You’re the sweetest thing there is, aren’t you?

You nodded, whining while you cleaned his fingers.

— That’s why I’m going to feast on you right now, my dear. I want every drop — He said and as he started kissing his way down to your pussy, you held his biceps, a bit scared. — What is it, love?

— I think that if you go down on me now, I might pass out — You said, embarrassed — I’m too sensitive.

— Oh, I understand — He said, visibly sad. Apparently, he was longing for this.

— But we can take a nap together right now. What do you think?

He smiled beautifully and nodded. And then you became even more red.

— But I have something to ask you first — You said.

— Anything.

— I know you're not getting inside me anytime soon — You said, playing with the ends of your hair, embarrassed — But I really wanted to drool my cum over your pretty cock. I think it would be great to feel your cock sliding against me, covered in what you've done to me. 

He kissed you.

— If we do this, I might end up getting inside you. I'm not wearing a condom, you understand that? — He asked with one of his hands caressing your face.

— You don't have to move. I'd love to cockwarm you. — You said and he closed his eyes.

— Fuck — He said and then he took his boxers off, already half hard. He started to pull your panties down and you smiled — I hate the way you can get me to do almost anything.

— And I love it — You said, smiling, trying to stand up. He pinned you on the bed.

— What are you doing?! You're going to spill all my hard work on the ground this way! — He said and you laughed. He got in the middle of your legs again and leaned over you — I'm getting inside now, ok? — You nodded and he kissed your forehead while you felt his dick spreading your walls. 

You were still sensitive, but it felt so amazing, so full with him inside you, you would never complain. And you were sure he felt it too. Your pussy was clenching on his cock so strongly that tiny moans escaped his mouth. You just stayed like this for a while, feeling you pulsating around him and you cum making everything slippery. 

He wrapped your arms on his neck and your legs around his waist, then pulled you up by your ass. He pulled your sheets with one hand and sat on your bed. He laid with his head on one of your pillows and you got more comfortable, moving carefully to not give him much friction. He pulled the sheets over your bodies and you got your phone.

— When do you have to go? — You asked, feeling already sleepy. 

— Probably an hour — He said, playing with your hair.

— Ok — You said, setting the alarm and embracing him. Listening to his heart was so calming you wondered if you would ever feel so calm again.

— I wanted to talk about something with you — he said — And I need to talk about it now, while I still have courage.

— Go ahead.

— I… don't feel comfortable sharing. Or being shared — He started and you heard his heart beat faster — And I was wondering if you'd be willing to keep things exclusive between us.

You smiled.

— So you really are old fashioned.

He laughed a little.

— Yeah — He said, smiling — I'm sorry, you don't have to if you don't want to.

— No. I think it would work well for us.

— Thanks.

— No problem, Timmy.

[blackbutlerfandomnerddomain]

Uhh can I get a uhhh

Idia x lilia headcanons? Both nsfw and sfw?

Heheheheh YEEEEESSSSS!

First off, this is somehow their songs

The last song he wrote in honor of his feelings for Idia and sung it during a Light Music Club concert and it quickly became a fan favorite

I swear if Chapter 7 don't show these two realizing they are each other gamer buddies and Idia realize Lilia's his gamer crush than I will be pissed

Lilia braids Idia's hair and at times Idia would forget and people would comment on it and he'd freak out lol

Ortho is beyond eager to have Lilia over and is sparky happy to know his big brother has a friend now

Ortho didn't really pick up Idia had a crush until he finally took notice the odd pattern of seeing the introvert go to classes and club activities in a happy cheer or hum, his gaming streams are more energetic especially if teamed up with Lilia (pre-dating but post reveal), and it didn't hit him until he looked at his music playlist to find these as his repeat songs;

Diasmonia took fast notice of Lilia's change of pace when he began to be more spacy when doing chores or homework, twiddling his pen as he hums softly, no one ever seen him like this so no one assumed he had a crush until they saw him literally run just to say "hi" to Idia before going back to what he's doing

Sometimes when they game in the same room they sit beside each other or one of them is practically on the other's lap or they would have one lay on his stomach and the other lay on their stomach on top

Cater: Why are you two holding hands? Lilia: Studies show holding hands relive stress Cater: Oooh! I thought you two were dating or something Lilia: Oh we are, Idia's also just stressed

Lots of double dates with Azul and whoever he's dating in this AU (maybe Malleus but tempted to make Malleus and Rollo a thing in this AU but if we make it trio sorry Rollo-) and the rest of LMC, sometimes group date hangouts

Idia finds a lot of typical romance stuff gross and "why are they making out in public?? Gross" and they both make fun of the couples they see silently and then make out whenever's a game's paused

super affectionate "Oh I will kill you you little dumbass"

Idia full heartly ate something Lilia made to be a supportive bf and Lilia actually got scared for a moment Now onto the NSFW Headcanons!

So he sang UnHoly during a concert Idia was attending to be a support bf to support his hot bad ass bf and Lilia let rip on his ultra flirty bratty self on stage while also adding the sexy dom side he has, swaying his hips during the song and when he came to the rap he got into Idia's bubble and did a little teasing by sitting just above his lap and acting like he's about to kiss him before Idia went red and pink when the vampire disappeared and he remembered he's in public

I headcanon this for every Idia shit but the man would refuse to do it in his dorm unless Ortho's out of the room for more than a few minutes or else he'll have no time to clean up the entire evidence of sex

So often times they meet up someplace or rent a room from Azul, sometimes even Kalim is down to led a spare room for the two if they're respectful

Sebek became sadly aware of why Lilia invites Idia sometimes when it's nearing lights out when one night he left the bathroom dead in the night and walked pass Lilia's room and through the door he heard soft bed creeks and even softer pants and it didn't hit him for a while and when he realizes what's happening he ran off fast and glared at Idia all the next day

I could say they're a switch couple but Lilia's more dom than anything so even when he's getting the D he's still in control of every little thing so yeah-

They both have a kink of hair pulling

Cock warming while gaming is a favorite of them

A few times they gave each other head under the desks

Degrading and praise is a usual dirty talk of these two with the color system in hand

One time Idia was streaming and Lilia was in the room and he was forced to watch his boyfriend strip tease him while he's trying to focus on the game and he quickly went on a safe spot and ended the stream after Lilia began to play with himself and doing a little show/tossing his undies at his feet and they fucked

They resenate to this song and you know it and why

Lilia would randomly text or talk to Idia in public in his type of sexy voice or sometimes do Idia's special nickname just to see Idia's reaction

Both watched porn together and jerked it together

[jayhalsteadsimp2019]

Please Skip

Summary: As Lyla is driving with her dad, some songs a daughter would (hopefully) never want her dad to hear comes on.

TW: Mentions of inappropriate songs, like one cuss word

Word Count: Around 650

Note: Hi!  This is a Jay/Hailey parent fic because yea.  Also I don’t own the songs mentioned obviously and I feel like I should mention that but yea.

I hope you enjoy!

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     Lyla sat at her desk, finishing her homework for the day when she heard a knock on her door.

     “Yeah?”  Lyla called out, not sure of who it was and wondering what they wanted.

     “Can I come in?”  Her dad asked from the other side.

     “Yeah.”  Lyla replied, looking up from her homework as Jay opened the door.

     “What are you doing?”  Jay inquired, standing in the doorway.

     “I’m just finishing my homework.”  Lyla answered.

     “Okay.  How much do you have left?”

     “Just two questions.  Why?”

     “When you’re done do you want to go driving?”  

     “Sure.”  

     “Okay.  I’ll be downstairs waiting.”  Jay began to walk out of the room before turning around, “Oh, and don’t forget your permit this time.”

     “Yes officer.”  Lyla mocked playfully, Jay rolling his eyes.

     Jay pointed at her playfully, “Hey, it’s detective.”

      Lyla rolled her eyes as Jay chuckled, closing the door softly and making his way back downstairs.

     Just three minutes later Lyla walked downstairs, making her way to her dad who was sitting on the couch watching T.V.

     “I’m finished.”  Lyla stated.

     “Okay.”  Jay stood up, turning the T.V. off and grabbing his phone, “Do you have your permit?”

     Lyla pulled her phone out of her pocket, opening her phone case and grabbing her permit, showing it to her dad.

     “Okay.  Do you want to go start the truck and adjust your seat and everything while I tell Mom we’re leaving?”

     “Sure.”  Jay nodded his head, grabbing his keys from the counter and tossing them to Lyla, who caught them easily.

     “Tell her I love her.”  Lyla requested as she made her way out of the house, shutting the door behind her and heading to the truck.

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     Lyla exited the Walmart parking lot, making sure to look both ways and pay attention to her surroundings all the while vibing to music with her dad.

     “Hey,”  Jay started, “Can you put something by Olivia Rodrigo on?”

     If Lyla had been drinking water, she’d have spit it out at hearing that sentence.

     “First of all, weird.  Second of all, I can’t be on my phone, remember?”

     “Good.  You passed the test.”  Jay paused for a moment, “Wait, how is that weird?”

     “How is the fact that my dad is obsessed with Olivia Rodrigo weird?  I have no clue.”  Lyla said sarcastically.

     “Hey!  I’m not obsessed with her, I just like some of her songs.”

     “Mhm sure.  Even if you weren’t obsessed with her, which you really are, it’s still weird.”

     “Whatever.”  Jay pouted, Lyla cracking a smile.

     That smile was replaced with a look of horror as she heard the song that started playing.

     “Mummy don’t know daddy’s getting hot, at the bodyshop, doing something unholy.”

     “What kind of-”  Jay started, but was cut off by Lyla.

     “Skip this song.”  Lyla demanded, trying to hide just how horrified she was.

     Jay thought for a moment, “No, I want to hear this one.”

     “No!  Skip the song!”  

     To Lyla’s horror, instead of skipping the song, Jay reached over and turned the volume up.

      “Dirty dirty boy, you know everyone is talking on the scene, I hear them whispering bout’ the places that you’ve been, and how you don’t know how to keep your business clean.”

     “Fucking Tik Tok.”  Lyla muttered as the chorus played.

     “Huh.”  Jay started once the chorus was over and Kim Petra’s solo came on, “This song just gets better and better.”

     “Please skip it now.”  Lyla begged, her cheeks red in embarrassment that her dad had just listened to Unholy.

     Jay grabbed Lyla’s phone, pressing the skip button.

     “Oh come on!”  Lyla exclaimed in annoyance as the next song played.

     “She’s alright, that girl’s alright with me, yeah.”

     Jay listened for a few moments before nodding his head, “Yeah, we’re having a talk with Mom when we get home.”

     Lyla banged her head against the car seat, knowing that she probably wasn’t going to shuffle her Spotify playlist while her dad was in the car ever again.

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*Finish*

I hope you liked this one!  Feel free to send me requests but know I might not actually write them depending on the prompt but idk. 

[fluttershymelcandy]

sunday ^o^

woke up and decided to turn my phone off for the day to have a bit of a break from social media ♡

then i got changed into a cute outfit, did my hair nice and brushed my teeth ♡

i went to starbucks and got a strawberry acai ♡

and then i had a picnic and a walk ♡

when i got home i did my math homework for the week whilst listening to kim petras and melanie martinez ♡

then i had a nice shower (it was very refreshing) and scrolled on tumblr until dinner was ready ♡

i did some cardio for 15 minutes ♡

then i listened to portals becuz its probably my fave album rn my fave songs are tunnel vision, the contortionist and womb whilst scrolling on pinterest ♡

im probably going to watch netflix now and then get my beauty sleep ♡♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

[worshipthedoll]

You used to let me cry on your shoulder, I’ll never forget that 💋

[lcathia]

I got caught

thank yu @/kkrazy256

Favourite color: rainbow baybeeeeee 🌈

Currently reading: this post draft (I dont read 🥰)

Last song: Anymore by Lil Aaron (ft. Kim Petras) [Laura Les Remix]

Last movie: I think Sword and the Scoob ? that was like three months ago

Last series: it was also Scooby Doo I think…. Thirteen Ghosts specifically, my friend n I have a lot of inside jokes w it

Sweet, savory, or spicy: I hate this question. if you ever had gardein orange chick'n you'd be as mad as I am right about now. anyway I hate spicy food

Craving: now that I talked about it I could really go for that chick'n right about now. or maybe barbecue cauliflower. idk I just want something Saucy

Tea or coffee: coffee. grew a disliking to tea bc my mom always makes me drink it when I'm sick n honestly green tea makes my mouth dry

Currently working on: my immense backlog of homework 😁😁 exciting I know 🥰

Not tagging anyone im shy but. do this if you want

[gemsofthegalaxy]

for the other ask game: 1. If you had to create a soundtrack for your story, what songs would you choose? Why? (I know you have a playlist on the go in general lol), 12. If your characters live together, what does their morning routine look like? Do they do things together, or do they move about the house separately? Do they have to part ways? If so, what do they say before they go?

1. Soundtrack?

Okay, I usually make character playlists rather than story ones, but I DO have a playlist for Juno Steel and The Undercover Vixen. it's called Peter is in love with a stripper

it has 21 songs but the first 7 are:

Casanova - Allie X, VERITE

G.U.Y - Lady Gaga

The King - Conan Gray

Personal Hell - Kim Petras

In Your Eyes - The Weeknd

So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings - Caroline Polachek

I Don't Want It All - Kim Petras

if anyone really wants to know the rest, I will drop the titles but I don't want this post to be a mile long. These songs are all, like, songs that make me want to dance in a club, and most if not all vibe with Juno and Peter's emotions through the story either in tone or lyrics.

12. If your characters live together, what does their morning routine look like? Do they do things together, or do they move about the house separately? Do they have to part ways? If so, what do they say before they go?

FFH okay so this is really general and impossible to answer for ALL my fics because I write for a bunch of fandoms, and even then I'm always doing different premises.

I'm going with my specific WIP right now which is a no-powers Steve/Bucky kidfic au, but they're in pre-relationship pining (for now)

they don't live together, technically, but they live in the same apartment building. Steve stays over at Bucky's often despite being only a short walk to his own bed.

They usually eat breakfast together, with Steve either already there or dropping by. Bucky showers in the morning and always cooks because Steve is shitty at cooking. If it's a weekday, they get Bucky's daughter, Winifred Barnes Jr, ready for school and then Steve rinses dishes and loads the dishwasher in exchange for never cooking.

They usually tag-team and move about the house separately so they can each tackle different tasks. Like, Bucky will tidy the kitchen and Steve and Winnie will put her toys away, or Steve will fold laundry while Bucky helps Winnie with homework etc.

When they part ways, it's usually with a hug and a confirmation of when they'll see each other again, like, "See you for drinks with Sam later" or "You're picking her up after school and I'll see you both after work" type things.

This one was particularly fun to think about!!! thank you.

ask me fic questions~

[onestowatch]

Damn Son, Where’d You Find These New Kim Petras, SOPHIE, and lil aaron Collabs

Photo: Thom Kerr If there has ever been a pop pairing the world needed as much in 2019 as Kim Petras and SOPHIE, we have yet to hear it. Petras, the Britney Spears-evoking, modern-day pop princess, has made a splash in the realm of pop with a sound that calls back to the infectious heyday of ‘90s American pop and ‘80s European disco. Meanwhile, art-pop purveyor SOPHIE has trailblazed forth a new path forward in the UK dance and pop world with an avant-garde approach that defies norms and expectations.

Together, Petras and SOPHIE are here to demonstrate the innate overflowing joy of pop as a genre in their highly-anticipated collaboration, “1,2,3 dayz up.” The explosive fusion of Petras’ nostalgia pop and SOPHIE’s unconventional production, including a sample of the infamous sample-turned-meme “Damn Son, Where’d You Find This,” is an expected match made in heaven.

We could gush about Petras and SOPHIE’s new track all day but the rising German pop artist has given us practically no time at all, dropping not only “1,2,3 dayz up” but two other singles as well. The trio of singles, which follows a series of singles and Petras’ noteworthy Halloween mixtape, showcases the true range of the artist’s love for pop.

In “Homework,” we see Petras link up with frequent collaborator lil aaron for a more somber reflective track that could be taken from the heartwarming of a teen drama. 

Then there is “If U Think About Me…,” the only track that features no collaborators but sees Petras absolutely soaring. The thundering ‘80s-reminiscent power ballad designed for the ending scene of Brat Pack film feels like the embodiment of Petras as an artist. 

Through every shimmering release, Petras is reaching back to her long-held love affair with pop’s brightest days and presenting it in a glistening package for a new generation of listeners.

[spinsxclusive]

New Music: Kim Petras – Homework Ft. Lil Aaron

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[artificialashley]

For sleepover: What are your top 5 songs on repeat at the moment? ✨

1. A Mess (Happy 4 U) - Little Mix

Had this on repeat for the past two days since Confetti came out, I’m honestly obsessed!

2. Heart of Glass - Miley Cyrus

Still obsessed, not sick of it just yet aha.

3. All Too Well - Taylor Swift

Dunno why I’m in such an “I hate men mood” but I am so this ones been on repeat. Also my two female housemates are Taylor Swift fans so I’ve been exposed to her a lot more this year.

4. Homework - Kim Petras

Always a fave.

5. Santa Tell Me - Ariana Grande

Don’t hate me, Christmas is the only thing I have going for myself right now lol.

Thank youuuu xxxx

Let’s play sleepover sunday!

[pinksrs]

tagged by the bae @chuuyus so here we go!

rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! put your music on shuffle and and list the first 10 songs then tag 10 people. no skipping!

1. the outsider, marina

2. trigger bang, lily allen

3. me & you together song, the 1975

4. red balloon, charli xcx

5. spaceship, kesha

6. the rain, oh wonder

7. blow (remix), beyonce & pharrell

8. writer in the dark, lorde

9. homework, kim petras

10. black mambo, glass animals

in a weird twist of events, there’s no kpop! but i feel seen. exposéd.

uhhhh taggin’ the whole party! @torrestwriter @saudadewrites @rerenah @jun-soul

[yvesdot]

∞

Before answering any of these, I purposefully consolidated every music folder I’d ever had on a computer into one place, which is probably why I got a Spirited Away music box instrumental I don’t remember downloading. And then I got what I knew I was going to get--a Prince of Persia 2008 soundtrack (specifically, A Soldier of Ahriman.) This is what comes of not separating OSTs from the rest of your music. Anyway, I hit shuffle again and I come bearing actual tunes this time: 

Kim Petras - Homework (feat. lil aaron)

You used to let me cry on your shoulderAnd I'll never, I'll never forget thatI'll never, I'll never forget thatAnd you always let me copy your homeworkAnd I'll never, I'll never forget thatI'll never, I'll never forget that

I actually haven’t listened to this one much; I rediscovered it recently and find it adorable. Potential inspiration for friends-to-lovers? Who knows? I should really keep a running list of song/writing themes.

send me a ∞ and get some song lyrics!

[wexlermendelssohn]

So @mizufae tagged me in this and then broke my meme-writer’s block so I could actually do it.

top three ships: I am non-shippy of late but Mizu tells me there’s no meme police so we’re switching this one to “top three food combinations.” Number one- a soup you like normally anyway plus a spicy or herby or both sauce stirred into it. (This is number one due to recent discoveries that zhoug makes all soups better and is in the cold case near the hummus at your local Trader Joe’s) Number two- a saucy sauce or gravy over a soft form of carbs. Vague because almost any group of people has its own variant for this, but special shoutouts to biscuits and gravy, stroganoff on egg noodles, and mashed potatoes and gravy. Also, you can put cornbread and buttermilk in this category. That is one of the best things you can eat. Number three- homemade vanilla marshmallows and chocolate in any form, be it hot chocolate, putting the marshmallows in a fudge, or just alternating handfuls of chocolate buttons and marshmallow

last movie: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (the roadshow with Q&A, I was like 20 feet away from Jason Mewes at one point and I learned that Kevin Smith shopped at the Target that I always go to while he was in Olympia so he could get a picture of the Sleater-Kinney roadsign for his daughter). I can’t even remember which movie we watched at home most recently because my husband puts on movies a lot and sometimes I zone out to read cookbooks or whatever, as you will see a few bits down, but I assume it involved Star Trek since we are a big nerd household

last song: I Don’t Want It All by Kim Petras; before that a lot of Orville Peck. I keep forgetting to listen to music. I almost always have an audio book checked out from my library’s online system and need to finish before the loan expires, or I’m listening to podcasts that I want to catch up on. When I do listen to music I often get influenced by whatever Brad Leone from Bon Appetit or author Casey McQuiston are listening to lately. Hence the Orville Peck. Of course the real secret influence is borrowing my Dad’s car to take my Mom on errands because he often leaves it on the Grateful Dead radio station and that’s real nice.

reading: listening to an audiobook of The October Man, which is a novella in the Rivers of London series but set in Germany with a different lead; technically also reading a comic book from that series (Night Witch) but my main eyes on the page focus is a 1930s home ec textbook called Everyday Foods which is a tremendous piece of work. It’s less than 90 years old but so much of the nutritional advice is tentative or unsure about what we now consider basics like vitamins and minerals, and there’s amazing sections about how recent food legislation will protect consumers but needs to go further for hygiene and control. Homework assignments include teaching a child to like milk. Plus the candy making is in a chapter called Food Frills!!!

playing: the infinite ads got to me and now I’m playing Merge Dragons and Merge Magic on my phone.

Tag 9 people: no thanks, but feel free to do this if you want to!

[discreetwithabellyring]

homework is kim petras BEST song. faith in her has been restored