Sorry Aziraphale, but Mesopotamia Crowley? She's mine. You snooze you lose
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PAC IS SO RIGHT WHY IS HE ALWAYS CONSIDERED THE WIFE IN FITPAC??? FIT IS THE WIFE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP AND I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE PRETENDING HE'S THE HUSBAND
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hannibal bagged such a good husband cuz WHAT DO U MEEAANN that Will regretted not running away with him and couldn't let him go yet so he built his own fucking boat, sailed to Florence KNOWING, SENSING he would be there, FORGAVE HIM and didn't meet him face to face UNTIL he learned more about Hannibal by literally going to Hannibal's home to understand him more??? all that after Hannibal stabbed him and killed his surrogate daughter after making Will believe she is dead and framed Will for her death????&!#)€(
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au where like keith spent those two years on the space whale and allura brought shiro back to life but they still can’t go back to earth. shiro has gone grey, no black hair on his head, he’s retired and stays on the castle, does not pilot a lion. keith and lance are now like the “leaders” of the team. like keith relies heavily on lance support and lance thrives in the sort of co-leader dynamic they have. pidge casually referring to “dad” and lance being like “shiro or keith??” and pidge going “shiro is retired and has a full head of white hair. who do you think i’m talking about?” so shiro has been promoted from space dad to space grandpa and lance and keith are now mom and dad
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I keep saying that my dream Fire Emblem game would be a Tellius sequel where you play as a group of branded trying to establish their desert nation, and that I would want Soren there as a guest character/the adult Tiki of the game.
The question is: with the modern FE games having an obsession with player romance, could you, the player, marry adult Soren?
My answer is YES regardless of gender, but the catch is you have to deal with constant reminders that you're the second wife (first wife being Ike) and you're not even the favorite.
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lesbians get to say "we're gfs/wives" and gay men get to say "we're bfs/husbands" but straight people are stuck saying "we're bf AND gf" or "we're husband AND wife" like LOSERS!!!
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Artanis: Who in Oblivion are you?!
Farkas: The man who's gonna marry you.
Artanis: Oh, so you're delusional?
*a few years later, after some murder and werewolf shenanigans*
Farkas, holding Artanis' hand so he can show off their wedding rings: Look who's delusional now!
Artanis: You're really not letting that go?
Farkas: I'm not you.
Artanis: *sighs* *kisses Farkas*
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