Odysseus: Tells the cyclops his name
Pride: *putting on her strapon* Alright let's fucking go
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My deputy headteacher at my school was having a go at us at the start of our assembly because our year is horrific and we get into so many fights it's unnatural. Anyway, he was like "I don't mean to be a Killjoy or anything" and I was thinking "why don't you want to be a Killjoy? I'm disappointed in you, sir."
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Been nauseous on and off for a couple days now, today making the third. Only today im also working ;-;
I dont feel sick, i think, and havent been vomiting so im in the clear. Just feel like crap 😅 and i havent eaten anything weird, and have been doing my best to hydrate.
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im gonna tell them today. i'm going to tell my parents that i need help.
long story version here:
this morning i slept in and woke up after class started, this is the third time i've done that this year. last time i did it they told me that it was never allowed to happen again.
i get it and i think its fair because i shouldn't be sleeping through school.
nine months ago i begged my mother to let me go to therapy. i told her that i had hurt myself and that sometimes i found it hard to eat. i told her everything and explained that i desperately wanted a diagnosis for what was wrong with me. she agreed and said we could do that. we never did.
its been nine months and she hasn't even asked me if i'm doing okay. not once.
so when she called me this morning and asked me why i wasn't at school yet i nearly screamed it down the phone.
but i'm a bit more calm now and i've decided i'm gonna tell her that i'm exhausted all of the time and i sleep at school and i sleep when i get home and no matter how long i sleep im so tired. i'm going to tell her that it's been nine months and that i meant it when i said i wanted to go to therapy.
im scared but i need help man. i can't keep doing this. i can barely keep doing anything.
anyway somebody give me advice please
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Of all the old farts in the batfam, Alfred is the oldest and Batman is the most fart.
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me when its semester recess and i have tons of free time that i should use to be writing but im sitting here rotting like the unmotivated loser i am
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im so tired losing chunks of my memory. im tired of "waking up" in the middle of the day confused. im tired of not feeling real. im tired of the world not feeling real. im tired of being so fucking confused all the time. im tired of feeling like im losing my mind all of the time.
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so cool how i clearly am some form of sick and have been for a couole days but have no choice but to keep going to work because sick pay isnt a fucking thing, thus elongating my sickness and likely passing along to others
but capitalism toooootally works yall
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