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pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong · 11 months

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NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

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thechy-fychannel · 2 months

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y'all ever think abt how it was julie having the affair and it is even said multiple times that she was the one who left him, yet wilson was still the one who left their home and moved in with house. like. he couldn't bear to stay in their home alone. he immediately ran to house and stayed on his couch for weeks. suffered through his pranks and his laziness and his manipulation. telling him he wants him gone while sabotaging his attempts to leave. and he only left once he got a girlfriend again.

#chyanne speaks #house md #hilson #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #i think his inability to be alone is such an interesting quality of his that isnt touched on enough #like yes we all haha at his long string of unsuccessful relationships but we dont talk abt it all stemming from his inability to be alone #his first wife leaves him and then he remarried quickly #he cheats on the second wife and remarries quickly #the third wife cheats on him and leaves him and he immediately moves in with house #and then starts dating a patient and immediately moves in with her #but!!! then he moves into the hotel and is alone for like almost a year! and honestly he NEEDED IT #bc GROWTH happened in that year and he meets someone who doesn't fit his M.O. who breaks away from the mold #although he does immediately move in with her too but still. amber was different. she was the step in the right direction #and then she dies.#and then wilson throws himself into the left field. everything needs to change. he's spent so long fearing being alone.#so he tries to leave so he is completely and totally alone without house to fall back on #but house needs him. he needs him too much. they need each other too much.#and he falls back to house again. and he's content that way. he's always the most content when he's with house. always feels the least alone #and then sam comes back into his life and ruins e v e r y t h i n g #he falls right back onto those old patterns. kicks house out and moves her in. and then what happens??? of course??? she leaves him. again.#and then he's alone again and it hurts. he gets a cat that we only hear about twice and then never gets brought up again #but wilson has his kitty. he has house. he's not alone. he can be content.#and then house fucks everything up. he goes to prison. wilson is alone again.#im honestly SHOCKED that wilson didnt remarry in that year they were apart but he was rly trying to change!#he was working on himself and trying to make changed he thought would be good for him #and then house comes back. and house won't LET wilson be alone. he wont leave him alone.#and it's exactly what wilson has been yearning for since the day he drove that car into cuddys house #and in the end. as long as he had house that was all that mattered. as long as he had house he wasn't alone.

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suzyandthefox · 3 months

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Sensory overwhelm

Silly stuff I drew, also my first real attempt at drawing vore and g/t

Thank you @pineappleparfaitie @dav8530 and @opikarts for letting me use your characters/sonas!

I struggle a lot with style consistency, but I had immense fun doing this!

Yes I know Zet isn't this grey color but I dislike using pitch black except for lineart,besides it helps me w/rendering and stuff

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juniemunie · 3 months

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"Why am I still doing this?"

"Don't you get it?"

"This is all just a show... and we're playing parts~"

#junie art post #utmv #ink sans #swap sans #dream sans #yea that lyric is from the undertale musical... it was fitting #anyways #you know how back then star sanses were 'fight evil (bad sanses) do good!!' i mean... it still is. but back then it was more...innocent?#*looks at the steven universe star sanses cover i saved on my phone*#ultimately tho...how much do u think ink plays along with that as nothing more than a script given to him #because really. ink is more of a stagehand than a stage performer #and for ink that job comes with knowledge that makes it hard to perform #like you guys ever think more about how ink struggles to view the people around him as “real” (like him) and not characters?#i think about it a lot.#especially. in his 'star sanses' era #to me theres always this nonchalance(?) he treats other sanses 'backstory' and maybe the character themself if he interacts with them #because he cant really treat them as 'real' people #you get what i mean???#THAT DOESNT MEAN HE STAYS LIKE THIS FOREVER. HE CAN GET DEVELOPMENT. LOOK AT ZEPHYRTOP RP. PRIME EXAMPLE.#you see i imagine star sanses as like this cute tv show like madoka magica. starts off cute. ends with you in a crisis #dream is easily the protag in my eyes. comes out with no clue how long its been and explores with fresh eyes. meets swap. meets ink #then they fight evil! cool multiverse exploration! undertale shenanigans!!!!#dream and swap go thru their character arcs #and ink stays suspiciously stagnant #until we get THIS reveal and theres that implication that hes been also behind the scenes nudging things along to 'improve the story'#'anything for the entertainment of the Creators!'#ISNT THAT MESSED UP?? ISNT THAT G R E A T #utmv fanart #ink!tale #underswap

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lavenderskye29 · 1 year

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Drew some of @semisolidmind (sorry for tagging you in pretty much all of my recent posts, bro) leetle monkey man getting some smooches.

#I imagine Wukong sneaking off to meet Peaches on his own and getting attacked by TLC #Wukong is convinced of Peaches wifey material #Macaque is S W E A T I N G #leetle monkies engage #my art #digital art #sun wukong #six eared macaque #bad end wukong #yandere sun wukong #jttw #lmk #journey to the west #lego monkie kid

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seizethegay420 · 5 months

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Why did no one tell me that Moon Knight (2016) was funny as fuck

Edit: I actually read the rest of the page

#context: Jakes daughter has been kidnapped by ra #khonshus father #his d a u g h t e r #because apparently at some point he was in a relationship with Marcs ex?#his ex being the white lady called marlene that they replaced with Layla in the show #moon knight #marc spector #jake lockley #khonshu #moon knight 2016 #marlene alraune #i had to see so much ass to get those screenshots #im poor and marvel already has enough money

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emry-stars-art · 1 year

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Have you ever heard the noises axolotls make? its kinda quiet blub!, when they reach the surface of the water to gulp down some air. Anyway any time i see JellyNeil my mind immediately goes to Neil just making that noise

I HAVE NOW. wow I made a reel for the first time in forever just so I could get this across properly, here you go

(Audio from this YouTube video)

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

#this was DELIGHTFUL #it’s okay for the first few years I bet a jelly mer could do quite well in a tank or fishbowl #as long as you are aware it will try to eat everything in there #e v e r y t h i n g #so keep it with some crabs and snails probably #or any fish big enough to fend for itself #I cannot promise the safety of your little shrimp #and give it toys #why am I getting into ‘the care of your jellyfish’ rn #stop that we got work to do #(@ myself)#but thank you for the ask I loved this hehe #also explain to me why my brain is so sure that jelly mers can breathe air easier than most fish #not like a mammal like a whale or whatever #it’s not the ideal way to get oxygen #but jellyNeil breathes air better than the sharks #and for why #no clue #anyway #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #jellyneil au #jellyfish #mer au #asks #jellyneil #mer research notes

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valhallavalgrace · 16 days

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How have your interactions with your floormates been? Do any of them seem particularly friendly?

I think this might be your guy to talk to, Leo, just a hunch...

prev ask

#this post has been cooking since the beginning omg. and thus ends the chronicle of my long weekend of shenanigans...#now that magnus and annabeth's designs are out I can rest T-T. this is my lovechild post I have literally been g l u e d to either #my laptop or the books putting all this together. it was the Chases' hair and those damn strawberries from 2 posts ago. my labors of love #anyway not to glaze myself but isnt this post such a cutie patootie-off btwn the 3 of them?? Leo's lil 👀😮.#and the Chase cousins obviously have the most babygirl eyes to ever. that was so important to me #I'm gonna go try to be more normal now that I'm officially a week out from moving back to uni...#but I do have at least another post for this week and obviously the inbox is open #I think someone should get Leo & Magnus to be closer friends -- maybe then we'll get the chance to talk to Maggie & figure out whats up #V²AU #valhalla!valgrace #magnus chase #leo valdez #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #mcga #hotel valhalla #leo valdez responds #answered asks #art #annabeth chase #forgot to tag pookie oh no!!#hopefully context clues and tags help explain this one lol i thought it was cute

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clownsuu · 1 year

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Are they friends? Frenemies? Oh, who knows!

LMAOOO c l a s s i c Mob!Barnaby behavior

#Big bad boi dog who can chomp your head off ruthlessly and without mercy?#W r o n g #Anime school girl tsundere #LmAOOOOO #JUMPSCARED AGAIN BY HONORABLE ART AAAAAAUGGGHHHH #W o r m p h y s i c s n e c k #Funfact barnaby is almost as strong as Howdy #And Howdy is commanded to never harm ANYONE unless told otherwise by Wally or is a immediate threat (everyone else can do whatever)#So technically barnaby can throw him through a window and get away with it #T e c h n i c a l l y #“I’m going to throw you through that window”#“…..Is that a threat Mr Beagle-?”#“No that’s a P R O M I S E-“#[c r a s h i n g n o i s e]

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candycatstuffs · 10 months

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SHADOW TEASER ON JASON GRIFFITH'S BIRTHDAY?????

#M A N I F E S T I N G #GET THAT GUY BACK IN THE SOUND BOOTH #sonic movie 3 #shadow the hedgehog

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butwhatifidothis · 4 months

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Still baffled that Hopes so blatantly wrote Claude as the typical Evil Vaguely Middle Eastern Man set on destroying the Good White Nation for his Evil Vaguely Middle Eastern Nation that is often seen in fantasy settings - complete with him being seen as worse than a white woman who does many of the same evil deeds he does in-verse, even by his friends (should it be the bad ending route of SB) - and so many in the fandom were so eager to gobble that shit up. INSIST that "Clearly A Racist Stereotype" is LEAGUES better than "Subversion Of A Racist Stereotype" even. Like I don't think I'll ever get over how supremely fucked that is

#clyde discourse #anti clyde #like if you ever want a reminder that CIaude plays second fiddle to the other two lords in the fandom's mind here it is this is it #Hopes couldn't be more blatant in how much it wanted CIaude to be EdeIgard's fall guy in two out of three routes #with how they play switcheroo with their character traits #CIaude becomes the imperialistic violent invader who's willing to sacrifice innocents lives for his own gain #and who doesn't give a shit to recognize information that contradicts his beliefs #and EdeIgard becomes the one who always strives for the most peaceful means to resolve conflicts #(just ignore how she's the one who started the conflict like how what everyone in Hopes does - she has her reasons don'cha know!)#like i swear to god hearing all of these people try to sell the dumbass one-note Boss Bozo that is Hopes!CIaude #as ''more interesting'' than his 3H iteration will make my brain leak out of my nose #''what if our first POC lord was a violent evil invader who tricks everyone into thinking he's a good guy''#is not the fucking win you think it is.#like y'all this is PEAK racism. this shit isn't interesting it's brazenly disrespectful #''b-but he's not a bad guy in Hopes!'' THE SHIT HE PULLED WITH SRENG MAKES HIM OBJECTIVELY EVIL LIKE OH MY GOD SHUT UP #there's shit all ''gray and nuanced'' about him needlessly worsening foreign relations WHEN HIS WHOLE SHIT #IS ABOUT BE T T E R I N G FOREIGN RELATIONS. it is clear that in Hopes he either is too braindead to realize the contradiction #or it's just not what he gives a shit about in actuality and he's just saying it is to come across better #with recent reblogs thought i'd post this draft because WOW do people just. not give a shit #''uhm calling something racist is racist ackchually 🤓'' get your dumbass outta here

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stormbreaker-290 · 22 days

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hi there stormy :3

Imma just

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OH G OODD GRAVY-

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suzyandthefox · 7 days

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Finally

Nom art

Been a while

#sfw vore #extreme cuddling #swwh #e a/t #swallowed whole #Should I tag this as G/t?#sfw vore community #sfw noms #Pre noms #Glowy boy (unfortunately) does not get eaten #He escapes at the last second #But this was fun to do nonetheless #mawshot #g/t noms

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deus-ex-mona · 4 months

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LMAO

#failgirl bfs fr #ok but hw are gonna be at summer comiket… g o d.#tree fiddy says they somehow manage to get another flying songs album out for it #manifesting artbooks from past mv productions or something p l e a s e as much as i like new content i like them to get some rest too!!!!!!!#(ok. but. what if they drop like a mona artbook or something. w h a t then.)#m. maybe i shouldn’t quit my job after all asvhdhendsnbssbbsbdbd

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gtcopter · 3 months

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hate how giant/tiny isn't a registered tag on ao3 because god forbid I want to search up some non-borrower g/t content so I use the size difference tag and all of it is just

#i know the e meme died like 5 years ago but fuck it i get to be cringe!!#even the borrower tags don't suffice because the borrowers-all media types got fucking nuked #g/t #giant/tiny #g/t community

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harmonytheme · 2 months

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Fav kiss? Mine has to be the folly kiss omg it’s like it just made up for what happened in the folly previously

Mine is also in the folly but I think it’s a different one to yours!

I love this one so much. Lucas is rambling and apologizing and Dillon looks like he wants to kiss him SO desperately so he does and ugh. The furrowed brow and the neck grab it’s all so good 😫

#hayray #the one after is amazing too ofc!#but there’s something about this one that just gets me 🥲#replies #hollyoaks #also the way Lucas looks so dazed afterwards it’s e v e r y t h i n g

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