#I LOST MY FUCKING MIND WHEN HE SAID THAT

[misspoetree]

Ken: You want to be Din, right?

Lue: *expecting to get shot then and there*

Ken: So tonight, you have to make me forget Din. And I'll spare your life.

Me, you, Lue, everyone:

[herotune]

the dialogue in this game sure is Something, sometimes , isnt it .,

based on this footage i got messing around with the flute u need to resurrect gale sdfghjfdks

[lunataurora]

forever amazed and confused at how often transformers franchise just straight up depicts suicide attempts. like not even considering the superhero trope of "i have to save everyone!!! by choosing to die!!!!!" thing. like. non-allow-yourself-to-die-to-stop-a-thing-from-killing-everyone-immediately type situations. which tbh i wish more ppl talked about but not the point here

like. sure mtmte, a comic abt mentall illness and war, i expected it to be aware of the concept. but its not handled well and mostly used for shock value or "im better now i swear! i have a husband and everything" BUT ITS IN THE KIDS SHOWS TOO??? MY BESTIE G1 RODIMUS?? BEAST WARS DINOBOT???

[fuckkyourlife]

FUCK FUCK FUCK HES SO GODDAMN PRETTY I WANT TO SCREAM AND MELT AND BE SET ON FIRE ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!

[spectral-honey]

Au where Damian is closer in age to Tim and joins the batfam after Jason dies

bruce has to make himself functional with a new kid dropped in his lap and then has to cut back on the violent outbursts because Damian WILL take it as permission to kill and they're trying to teach him not to do that

tim keeps his stalker tendencies and grows to like Damian's robin just as much as Dick and Jason's, even if this new robin is a bit stabby around the edges

damian is the first robin to notice Tim tho and confronts him on his own without telling Bruce

timmy is like heyyy don't stab me I swear I wouldn't endanger the bats ever & also I can maybe give you info I find sneaking around & also hey wouldn't it be cool to have a secret from bats? You could have your own personal informant wouldn't that be so cool you could impress Batman and everything

dami: fine but you don't have any more secrets right

tim, knows their secret identities: and I said no, y'know, like a liar

so they make a truce that turns into a friendship that turns into Damian hiding the fact that he has adopted a brother, shut up Batman you picked up random children from the street so can damian

bruce and dick: wow it's so nice that Damian has started listening to us about not killing or using excessive violence on people. We're glad he understands now

Damian, who got a 72 slide PowerPoint lecture from Tim about the practicality of not killing as a vigilante in Gotham: yes, that is what happened. I have accepted your perspectives on morality. No other reason

tim’s powerpoint has a lot of graphs and venn diagrams measuring different kinds of criminal activity vs public cooperation vs batman's violence levels vs police cooperation vs rogue activity. The gotham ecosystem is delicate

when jason comes back tim throws a fit because he has to REMAKE his powerpoint and all the graphs to add red hood’s vigilante-slash-rogue effect

Tim at some point: batman is fragile if you kill people it will make his traumatized brain explode

Dami: trauma?

Tim: y'know from martha and thomas being murdered in front of him

Damian, eyes narrowed:

Tim: I mean… that's just a game theory?

but just like generally Tim and Damian being each other's support systems

they bond over having parents who are absent?? Like, damian missing his mom and tim immediately empathizing on how its hard when you love someone who is away a lot or for a long time

they talk about missing them and damian is able to open up about feeling out of place and how difficult it is to adjust or know how he's supposed to act

[kyuala]

SOOOOOO hard to go through everyday life trying to ignore the never-ending feeling that im just irreparably fucked up and therefore should just give up on everything

[ladyimaginarium]

i swear to g-d im& not even the jealous type but jfc i HAAAAAAATE this feeling when im& just lowkey like. who's :)))))) this :))))) bitch 👀👀👀👀🔪🔪🔪🔪 :))))))

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

i want ike to be in three houses

for science

[meliohy]

ok ok I talked to a colleague and now all's good. I'm motivated af for the interview this afternoon. I'm getting that fucking job. Everyone wants me to get that job anyway. I'm done being nice now I'm letting them know they better give me that job and sign the papers in the next month else I'm quitting. Good luck with finding yet another engineer to work in the middle of nowhere when you're already struggling to hire 💅

[laesas]

If you're still taking 'should they fuck raw' asks: VegasPorsche, KinnTay, PetePorsche, KimVegas

I'm Kissing you on the mouth anon ✨

VegasPorsche - Always. There's no excuse. When Vegas invites him out on the ducati and Porsche goes with him to spite Kinn. Oof. I know in my heart that Porsche should have ridden more than that motorbike. Be On Cloud, please know I will never forgive you for taking this from me. Fuck Raw rating: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

KinnTay - I love it. I love it. Childhood-Friends-to-Lovers is cute but it's ELITE as a platonic (platon-ish?) revengefuck with Tay getting back at Time's cheating. I read a fic like this a couple of months ago and it changed me as a person. I see KinnTay and immediately feel like a somellier swirling a fancy glass of wine. "An exquisite pairing..." 🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

PetePorsche - Kissing is for people we like only, and who do we like more than our bestest bestest friends. I've said it before and I'll say it again. I think it should have happened (Donkey Kong Voice:) *once*. I'm not convinced they're actually compatible, but I love a friends with benefits, besties making out cause theyre drunk and bored, laughter-while-fucking kinda vibe. Also prison fight scene make brain go brrrrrrrrr. 🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

KimVegas - THEY'RE COUSINS?!?!?!?!?! - ..........Is what I would say if I were fucking boring.

Listen. I don't *condone* it. But GOD. Kim and Vegas are both completley unhinged, violence-hungry, and deeply manipulative to the point of self-destruction. They're warped mirrors of one another, willing to tear themselves apart in an instant to get what they want and compelling in any interaction. Vegas is already canonically psychosexually obsessed with Kinn, it's barely a jump for him, and Kim in all his homme-fatale, perfect-proxyfuck glory doesn't strike me as the type to turn down that kind of leverage if it would protect his family.

Obviously, they shouldn't fuck raw. They shouldnt. But what's one more sin between two men believing themselves far beyond redemption. Less of a question of whether they *should* but whether god would win if he tried to intervene. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥/5

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Send me your unhinged blorbo combos and I'll tell you whether they should fuck raw 💌💕✨

[daydadahlias]

no snoopy stop you’ll kill them LMFAO jess i know i keep saying this but you’re actually so funny shdhdhsjd

im really so glad that we can both agree "no snoopy stop you'll kill them" is hilarious

[guzmapkmn-archive]

Oswald ai horsegirl moment

[freetobecelestial]

my sister, who knows nothing about supernatural, seeing a picture of jack for the first time after i explained his story: “he looks like a little shit”

[valley-of-the-lost]

its been months and I'm still not over what a shitshow episode 16 is.

how do you mess up a classic betrayal/miscommunication plot so badly the male lead comes out the other side looking like a worse person.

[pomfiores]

the grief after the loss is something so foreign but at the same time not new. how do you even explain that. just Big Big grief. i have her doll - its so worn and nasty but she loved this dirty thing and i can’t throw it away. can’t even cancel appointments/make calls/drink apple juice without falling apart and losing dignity lmao i’m so fuckedddd.

[alvfr]

Whyyyyyy is it, in 2022, still controversial that my husband does 100% of the laundry in the house? I swear, if it was the other way around no one would have thought twice about it.