#I MEAN BASICALLY

[laniusbignaturals]

Ion fuck with Caesar/Arcade on principle but if you showed me a Modern AU where Arcade saw him online giving a speech at CPAC about degenerates and the death of masculinity and was slowly overcome with icy dread as he recognized him as that guy he got absolutely disgusting with against the men’s room wall an hour before the bar closed a couple months ago because it was right after the anniversary of his dad’s death and he was still processing some shit he’d been actively trying not to process and in that context stumbling on a miserable old jackass with blonde hair felt too fortuitous to pass up. Well. A bitch might dip her toe in.

[apropername]

conceptually this was about the strange hollow feeling and sense of detachment from myself and others that happens in social interactions

and then i drew it and realized it was just my personal version of the autism creature

[tracksuitlesbian]

My friend called this sport competitive drowning

[payaso-gomi]

🌟2024 Payaso-Gomi Commissions 🌟

Woah! A commissions post! It's been a while

Commissions are going to down a bit, gonna try different stuff to see what helps! Overall going to try a different system and see how that works out for everyone

If you're at all curious about anything, prices, what I can draw, etc, absolutely feel free to contact me!

I only take payment upfront from Paypal, payment information can be found at the bottom of the post

Portrait (Bust)

Flat rate of $30 for 1 character

Art will be rendered completely

+15$ per additional character

Backgrounds can be discussed for price points, it depends on complexity. Generally, simple background would be +10$

Half Body

Flat rate of $40 for 1 character

Art will be rendered completely

+20$ per additional character

Background prices are same as Portrait

Full Body

Flat rate of $50 for 1 character

Art will be rendered completely

+25$ per additional character

Background prices are same as Portrait

Screenshot Character Edits

I'll take a screenshot you provide and I'll draw any character you want in it

Pricing depends on how much of the character is visible and how much fixing around has to be done to make it look as seamless as possible! Generally, you can expect around $20~ for one character from the waist up and a general amount of image manipulation, but we can discuss it in the process

I prefer screenshots that have little to no grain!

If a image has a considerate amount of grain (older cartoons tend to have this, for example), I can add filters to make the commission more seamless or save it as a jpg to give it a bit of compression crunch. This is optional, and something we can discuss

Notes along with Terms and Conditions can be found under the cut

Notes

I'm more familiar with humanoid faces and anatomy, but I can definitely work with more robotic or feral (so to say) anatomy

I generally try to finish in two weeks, if anything comes up that may delay your commission you'll be notified

I'll send progress pictures as I work! If you, at any point, would like to see the progress your commission, feel free to ask!

Interested in a cheaper option? Ask me about sketches!

Terms and Conditions

After we have agreed on what the commission, I require half of the payment upfront

The rest of the payment has to be given before I give you your commission, I will not send a commission before that

I will complete a sketch of your commission and check with you on any revisions it may need. As I work I will continue to give updates to keep you noted and to make sure it's what you want

You may not remove my signature

Using my work for commercial purposes isn't something I'm currently working with

I reserve the right to refuse a commission

[corvid-ghost]

Eric has a type in men ig, it's people's who name starts with J.

[healing-is-cool]

A.I. took my job🤠😭

[astrumocs]

https://uquiz.com/quiz/NLDwTJ/which-astrumocs-troll-do-you-kin

Take my Kin assignment Quiz, boy. Options are Snow, Laelin, Reshaper, Odarem, Drazms, Jejune, Paswon, and Julius. <3

[pennypyro]

Din getting rebaptized

[redjaybird]

Basically the two questions Jay/Crow got: Hey what's your deal with the stuff?

Jay/Crow: Fuck if I know

[wilygryphon]

Urd: I'm going to take you out.

Vala: Great, it's a date!

Urd: I meant that as a threat.

Vala: See you at five.

[roserocksrapidly]

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[trendfag]

it is crazy how sasha colby snapping her neck was the only good part of drag race yesterday

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[khruschevshoe]

There is a conversation to be had about the fact that Taylor Swift's album is being played in its entirety across all of iHeartRadio's 868 stations, pushing out the opportunities other artists might have had to get radioplay. That's the literal definition of a monopoly. No wonder she'll hit the top of the radio play charts with this maneuver, because at least 65 minutes (if not the back side of the album, which would take it to nearly twice that length) across EIGHT HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT STATIONS will be dedicated to her, artificially boosting her radio play and decreasing everyone else's. In this essay I will—

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)