#I NEED A BEER

[ruenii]

im tired of effortlessly cool Keith. I want him to be such a pathetic guy who cries over the silliest shit and is horrible at rizzing up Lance unless its unintentional.

He would stutter and make himself look like a fool when he PURPOSEFULLY tries to flirt (which Lance would find endearing).

Then he’d just say the most gayest shit ever in the middle of a battle and Lance almost gets shot because of the sheer surprise.

[sarahsinferno]

he is just like me fr

the torments of creative work by leonid osipovich pasternak

[waitmyturtles]

I'm gonna need to buy extra pairs of flip-flops to hurl at GMMTV after today. WTF.

[slaymiedrysdale]

I wanna buy tickets to the ducks game in my city, that’s in a couple months, now, but at the same time I’m really just going for jamie and I wanna buy the ticket closer to the day because I’m literally just going to see him and if he’s still injured when they’re here than I don’t wanna waste any money.

[euesworld]

"I could use a hug, a beer, another hug, a friend, another beer, some cuddles, a couple more beers, a good slice of pepperoni pizza, a few more beers, but don't stop there.. let's make out on the couch and then get out the tequila. I want to take some shots, then I could use a little dancing and loud music in the living room, more shots please.. and by the end of the night, I want to break your bed with the best mind blowing sex that I ever had and top it off with a cigarette."

Let the good times roll - eUë

[frescawhorechata]

I… don’t want to be sad anymore. It sucks.

I don’t want to sob to the point my stomach hurts and I feel like I can’t breathe. What I would give to be mentally stable to not hurt this way or feel things as deeply as I do. It’s all so exhausting… and it makes me so fucking angry..

I hate having psychotic depression with the paranoia and anxiety… and being delulu to where I feel like a worthless sack of shit. Lmao

I can’t help but laugh because fuck it’s so exhausting. I’m always wondering why I’m so tired.

[tiodolma]

I was looking at the group chat of my otp from another fandom/show and a friend sent this is and... i be damned

Here's a toast 🥂 to the BBC Merlin x Morgana ship for fulfilling the clause.

And cheers 🍻 to the bloody realization that BBC Arthur Pendragon was a sis-con (well, accidentally but it counts 😜)

No ships stink btw. Ship and let ship 🛥⛴🚢

[kyatra]

rooster teeth shutting down right after the lesbians get canonized in rwby… absolutely classic

[cherryobsession]

IM GONNA KMS. WHY IS REGISTRATION FOR A NON CREDIT COLLEGE CERAMICS CLASS SO HARD. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE LOW INCOME LIKE ME AND CANT DO FUN SHIT BECAUSE WE HAVE DUMBASSES MAKING COLLEGE REGISTRATION SO HARD.

[chattahoochiecoochie]

i think i got possessed by the spirit of wattpad tell me why I'm staring at 10k worth of x reader rn

[elirluna]

girlrotting (listening to lana del rey and playing the sims in bed)

[actual-corpse]

So for an entire week, my car has been telling me that my right front tire is at 6PSI... it's low on air. Well, I take a look around my car. Check all 4 tires, the rear right tire. It's flat. I air it up. my car's ass backwards.

What the fuck.

[biggest-ruby-tuesdays-fan]

Dude a beer while I’m sitting out on my balcony looking at the San Antonio skyline at night and listening to soft ambient music would go so fucking crazy rn

[slaymiedrysdale]

Jamie on IR… I am SO TIRED.

[richo1915]

The crane slewing around for another fucking turbine….

[deceitfulmelvinator]

i'm everybody's favorite overly-opinionated and also slightly self-loathing twelve year old